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RE: Ratings

i liked the old style.

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i partly agree..

it should have a limit, but my idea of limit would be if a members sees you 3 times , he should only be able to rate once, that way when cc does thier check to give out prizes its more reflective.
and btw i assume if a member comes into your vid for 1 or 2 minutes i doubt he would waste time rating.

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RE: Ratings

On another site everybody can rate u once, but after u make 200 dollars from 1 guy he can rate u everytime he visits videochat for more than 2 minutes. I think it's quite fair.
In my opinion tho the non-adul and lil shy category girls might get bad ratings cause of idiots :(
Yea thinking about it best will be everybody to be able to rate us once and then every time after they spend 600-700 dollars on the girl they want to rate every time.

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RE: Ratings

CC indicate that they take into account the length of a session in some form for the hosts "rating" and that members input is only used once in the day as well as other areas that CC factor into their rating equation.

I guess most of us hosts are unsure of exactly what questions viewers are asked in the post video survey..

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Gorty, Apparently CC does take measures to insure that the ratings of the "one minute wonders" do not have the same weight as those who spent considerably more money. This is simply the age-old practice of the bigger spender having more influence. In other words the big spenders are---in some sense---larger stock holders. But the analogy is not altogether apt and I have a problem with the opinions of bigger spenders carrying more weight because it really does skew the results in favor of the Fat Cats with the most money. one need not be too cynical to discover that when an

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RE: Ratings

If they are giving weights based on spending (I'm not sure that they are) then it will not be a true test.
If the one minute wonders are weighted differently (lower) than the big spenders then the good ratings will be unfairly rated. If someone is unhappy he will likely leave early but his poor rating will be weighted low due to his time in vid. The big spender is of course happy or he wouldn't be spending big and his rate is weighted higher. It works in favor of the hosts this way and should be difficult to get poor ratings unless the host is awfully bad.

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....cont'd

...(Sorry, I hit the post button by mistake before finishing)...

As I was saying, one need not be a full-blown cynic to suspect that the overall design of the rating system insures that the biggest spenders' opinions are---unjustly I think---given more weight, which in turn (in theory at least) increases profits. I hasten to add that I have nothing against a business making a profit, but it seems unfair to the ordinary patron here, that his vote will count for less than his rich counterpart. I think it should be "one man, one vote."

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RE: Ratings

vid* my bad

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RE: Ratings

I know the star buttons to vote on after each video, but I dont see where the aggregate ratings for any particular host are shown anywhere.

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who cares about ratings--get in a video and wank off and moved on, if you like it, you will be back, if not, you wont and the girls here do not need anymore prizes--video fees is enough, for new members if you cant tell who is good or not, just check out viewer forums, you can learn a lot, thats how the host learn about viewers in there own forum room

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RE: Ratings

Where did u read the rating will be in relation with the position in who is online list?
I didn't see such thing.

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RE: Ratings

Whole point though of the rating ... what the member thought!! You could get member who visit very regular to a host and give high scores!

Its all about opinion.

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RE: Ratings

yes bad members can give bad rating for bad reason, but good members can give good rating to his favs for no reason. think it will balance out.

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RE: Ratings

Okay, it may, as you say, "balance out," but if neither has any real or objectively verifiable significance it still amounts to nothing, nada, rien, zero.

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RE: Ratings

Aren't hosts free to increase their own price?

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I'm always amazed by this kind of comments... hosts are free to raise their prices but... if they do... they must be ready to pay the consequences...

Not every member (only a few actually) are deep pockets so, to most, higher prices = fewer minutes in pvt... is it that hard to understand?

Besides, you are always free to move to those "other" sites...

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=)) I need a car, myself:D

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RE: Ratings

Can members complain if we believe your complaint is unfounded?

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yes, because time is money
and money is power
and power is knowledge
and that must mean money equals knowledge, therefor I am the smarest man alive....yaaaa!!!...beeer anyone?

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Three beers at once?!!....It reminds me...

…of the joke about the Irishman who walks into a pub in Dublin and orders three pints of Guinness. The bartender serves him, then watches as the man takes a drink from one, then the second and the third. He does this slowly until all three pints have been consumed. He then leaves the pub.

Several nights later he returns and does the same thing. When he comes in the third time the bartender says, “You know it’s none of my business, but I see you always order three pints of Guinness from the outset. Why don’t you order one at a time and I can make sure I have the next one ready for you when you’re done. That way they will all be nice and fresh.”

“No thanks,” the man replies, “I have my reason for doin’ it this way. Ya see, one is for me brother in the States, one is for me brother in Australia and the third one is for meself.”

“Ahh, okay I understand,” said the bartender.

So, this pattern continues over the months until one night the man comes in and only orders two pints. The bartender didn’t ask, but begins to wonder whether something might have happened to the one of the brothers. So, he finally gets up the nerve to ask.

“I hope everything is alright with your two brothers,” he says to the man in a friendly tone. “Ahhh, yes, me brothers are fine,” replies the Irishman, “it’s just that I’ve given’ up drinkin’”

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RE: Three beers at once?!!....It reminds me...

Four guys "wondering" or wandering [following] after you? Frankly, I "wonder" about you too Gabs! :))

As I write this (22:45 GMT), I guess you have already gotten "lucky" and are "in media res" (mmm) or pursuing some surrogate satisfaction---hey, like CC! lol!

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RE: Ratings

getting drunk is never the answer. i pray you're only joking.

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Lol! All dubious equations, as you well know Lucky. But assuming they are true, it would seem you have some time on your hands, so yeah, I'll have a beer and we can talk about the whole time/money/power thing. While we wait for our beers, let me throw out the gauntlet by saying I don't include "knowledge" in that group of alleged equals. "Influence" yes. Knowledge, no way......Ahhhh here come the beers. Thanks. Cheers!

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RE: Ratings

Of course it is "relative," but the point, I think is a valid one. It may be the "Walmart" approach vs. the exclusive Park Avenue boutique and one can make a case for each, but I think the average working stiff is more inclined to spend a few bucks with a host who charges $0.99 than with one who charges $3.99. Sure, one could wind up spending the same amount with both, let's say for example $60.But those arguing that you get 60 minutes with the former, but only 15 minutes with the latter, miss the subtler point that every host is keenly aware of: The most essential thing is to get the guy to enter Live Vid in the first place. So, here at CC where prices are lower (and hosts' commissions higher), a member might drop $60 on the host @ $0.99 per/min, but refuse to spend the same amount on the $3.99 girl on the grounds that he can't afford it! Which amounts to saying, "I can afford $60, but I can't afford $60." As you said, it's all "relative." lol!

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RE: Ratings

yes nice said:))

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RE: Ratings

I propose the creation of a "Rating Board" : 50% viewers and 50% hosts.
The board will see back all the video, to check if the rating is fair or not...
We will vote together all videos :)) and check all complains... :)
I already agree to be President of the Board... :))
Who want to be Member...??? :))

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Fox...'in the hen house?' lol!

Dear Fox,

I am sure I am not alone in expressing heart-felt gratitude that you would "agree" to be president! I see your proposal is one of true democratic spirit.

(Pssss....If I "agree" to be VP, will you agree that I get at least 40% access--i.e.time share---to each of the following: The condo in St. Barts, the Paris apartment near St. Sulpice and the corporate jet?)

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Ratings? Hmmm, well...

......."There are lies, damned lies, then there are statistics."
Mark Twain

I have not seen the rating "system" CC has employed, but I am skeptical for several reasons:

1) First and foremost, it is very difficult, if not impossible, to quantify things are not quantifiable (e.g. beauty, charm...etc)

2) As some have pointed out, until there is a large sample of respondents, one person's rating can profoundly affect the total. If I rate a host 5 stars and another rates her only 1 star, and we are the first and second persons to rate her, her average goes from 5 to three! Whereas, if a girl has a solid 5 star rating (let's say 4.8 star avg.=96%) out of a sample of 100 raters, if some guy rates a girl 1 star, her rating will remain 5 stars.

3) Again, as others have pointed out, friends will overrate a girl to help her and detractors, or some guy who has an ax to grind that is not legitimate will rate a host zero or 1 just to hurt her.

So, the system is fraught with problems and I think CC would do well to abandon the practice.

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RE: Ratings? Hmmm, well...

Barney,

Thanks for your thoughtful reply. It seems that CC has given some thought to their quantitative methods and taken into account those factors that in a very fundamental way would skew results and render an inaccurate picture of the phenomenon being described (albeit altogether quantitatively and not in any way qualitatively).

As you said, they qualify the system's limitations and they deserve kudos for that. If I understand what you said re: regulars who spend a lot of time (hence money) with one host, they discount (=give less weight to. right?) their ratings in order to avoid one person disproportionately affecting the measure. That would be fair, but I would like to see the formulae for the weightings. Perhaps I am misremembering a post from above, but I thought someone was claiming that once a regular patron reached X number of hours with a host, his ratings were weighted more heavily, not discounted. Maybe I misread, but obviously that would be wrong and clearly designed to attract business to their most productive--no disrespect intended to hosts---"cash cows."

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RE: Ratings? Hmmm, well...

How do you "deduce" some of what you said from CC's expalanation. There is nothing to say that ratings "beyond the host norm" will not be counted. With a 5 level rating system and the last ten members' votes counting how can anything be "beyond the norm". I think the good thing about the system is that only the last 10 member votes count. For the members this means the hosts rating is a representation of current member satisfaction. For the host it means that if she has a bad couple of days (maybe due to technical problems rather than poor shows) she need not then pay for this for weeks with a low rating but has a chance to quickly recover her score.

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

well you stand out in a crowded chat.usually it's character & personality that do it initially.then after that it's those who have been affected by your P&C who help you stand out because they always are glad to see you which makes those who don't know you curious about you.so i guess first impressions have a big bearing on standing out in a crowd.

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

a stupid answer for a dumb question.... oh well... LOL!

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

Don't be so down on your self,Bob but even your stupid opinion is appteciated.

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And you, Bob,...

...are, what, trying to distinguish yourself (or "stand out") by summarily dismissing Reenata's question and Seldom's answer as "dumb" and "stupid" respectively? The question and answer might be mundane, even a bit naive considering the failure to mention money as a factor that might make a guy "stand out' for a host, but they are legitimate.

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

Drop ur strides and show ur boner ,, that way you'll be standing out in a crowd /.

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

So many ways to stand out of the crowd. Funny hair-style or eye - catching clothes and you r seen

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RE: how man can stand out of crowd???

more importantly...who cares?

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RE: my thoughts

TITS lol

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RE: my thoughts

I am sure that if you take a gypsum copi of your tits,, You could actually sell it,, hehe

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RE: my thoughts

tits a good idea.

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RE: my thoughts

boil your underwear and sell the tea or in some host's cases chowder

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RE: my thoughts

Yeh dont be showing all the goods , leave something to the imagination ,,, coz thats how the Com Chat guys get off without going in vid ,,, they be wanking over ur pics if u show the goods ....

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RE: my thoughts

all work for me
havent sent any of my used dildos tho hahaha but some lingerie yeppp :))

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Where is...

Dark Mystery?Is he on a romantic holiday with tisme?)))
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RE: Where is...

He is to Red Light District in Amsterdam

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heard on the gossip vine he was meeting a host.don't know if its true.

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RE: Where is...

course he is , heres one guy that cant stay away 2 days from here lol ,,,, so must be banging some host right about now ,,, hope he wears a Johnny

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RE: Where is...

So what host ain't been on line while he is away?

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RE: Where is...

Dunno lets make up a list :-)

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RE: Where is...

i heard he was meeting dave the rave, but he hasnt show up yet

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RE: Where is...

not with me,i'm a different cat!!

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RE: Where is...

LMAO

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RE: HAIR-CUT

Lol im still growing my haircut....I wish i never cut it:D

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RE: HAIR-CUT

Now I'm glad I'm bald :)

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RE: HAIR-CUT

Hi Shrek! :))

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i was always told"nothing in the attic,nothing in the basement."

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RE: HAIR-CUT

...you know what they say, the difference between a good and a bad haircut is 2 weeks, just as a couple of replies to this post are clear testimonials.

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RE: HAIR-CUT

heheh everybody goes thru this at some point in life.
In my language we have a saying "hair grows, brain doesn't"
I'm sure you will fix the problem soon :)))

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a bad hair cut is just a bad hair style,me thinks.

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dear "MARILOU"

Do you think your hair matters to me so much? Let's simply turn down the lights, ok? Let's go into hibernation together for two weeks until it grows out.

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RE: dear

St. Louis, I'm with ya guy, but even the most casual observer sees how women are quite preoccupied with their hair. Among the various differences between men and women is their respective concern about their hair and that of others.

I always hear women say to each other, "Ohhh, I love your hair." A discussion often ensues from there, a discussion that usually befuddles men. If men comment on each other's hair at all it is usually in the most perfunctory way, such as, "Hey dude, gotta haircut, huh?" End of discussion.

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"Hate?" Nah. Didn't like? Sure. Hasn't everyone? Your question, however, brings to mind a buddy of mine who got one of the worst haircuts I have ever seen. Cropped very close, it was rather like a patch-work of uneven blotches. When I commented on it, he said---laughing---that the barber [a biker in a shop in New Orleans] had Parkinson's Disease!!! Lol! But, better a barber than a brain surgeon, huh? lol!

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a few nice

A few nice pre records about at the moment

saw Charlotte4U ,, nice ,, sexy ,,,
a little shy than she can be live hehe , but cute.

Just saw IcePrinc3ss wow ,, nice close ups ..
( no bent finger heheh)

and she has nice big p'lips if u like that ..

will investigate some more :-)
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RE: a few nice

not as hot

mostly dressed and mostly typing .. who to we dont know lol.

???????

only gets a bit topless ..
so not much there..

other 2 better

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RE: a few nice

saw charlotte, all she do is talk, talk,talk... theres no shutting up there :(

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bleh

its rainin :(
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RE: bleh

sunny here :-)

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RE: bleh

bastard..trade places?

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RE: bleh

raining here too :(

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RE: time for love

depends, how much are you charging per minute?

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RE: time for love

Love is like an arrow in the bird's heart.
You live with it and it's soo painful,... but you realize that if you get this arrow out of your heart, you can die of even stronger pain.
And, when you find out that you are loved too, you will fly ...even with an arrow in your heart... (unknow...)

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RE: time for love

Hey its my thread!

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RE: time for love

Sorry Monika,... I don't remember where I have found this nice thread, but it's so true....
If this is from you... congratulation...!!!

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RE: time for love

got yours too charlotte? mine too.damn poison arrow!

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RE: time for love

Waiting for a non-adult friend not to charge me $1.00 a min to just chat.

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Draw back your bow....

...Cupid. I didn't think "waiting" was in your portfolio dude! What's more, 'you da man.' You got da arrow. You got da juice. Let it fly, otherwise you ain't gonna see no freebies!

What I am REALLY waiting to see is a true testimonial that a host---in the Friends & FAMILY category--- has REALLY charged a family member to chat!! (How low! How avaricious!) Yet it's humorous to conceive: "Hi Dad. Will you come to One 2 One?"

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RE: time for love

I will never fall in love... anymore... it hurts too much... :(

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RE: time for love

That is until some new gorgeous girl comes into your life, then "zing" go the strings of your heart !!!!!

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RE: time for love

I dont think we have a choice ....


it finds Us..

i certainly never found it when i looked for it,


so
if it finds U ............... give it all u have ,
never waste it...........

you just never know when , or if it might come by again..

Its the best and the worst ....

but its one time you really know your alive...


living without love is only surviving...


as they say

living is not about how many breaths you take...

but how many times it takes your breath away..


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damm where's the insulin? that sugery post just made me a diabetic

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RE: time for love

I think your assessment is a bit harsh. Okay, there are a few sentiments that one might call a bit sentimental, but there is more poetry here than Hallmark card sugar.

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RE: time for love

Does he re-new the restraining every year too?

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freeda

Where is she? She comes and goes as she pleases, no set schedules. Says she is working to a set time then just goes. Her 360 page hasn't seen her for ages, no trace on Yahoo anymore.
And is she still an item with Mondo, or has his wife killed them both???
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RE: freeda

Disgraceful.How dare she log on here only when she pleases.

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RE: freeda

Huh? Stupid?

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RE: freeda

I assume you are asking me if I think you are stupid.The answer is yes.

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RE: freeda

more importantly...who cares?

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RE: freeda

CC doesn't need super scammers like her. Her absence just makes this place better. Lets hope she is gone for good.

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RE: freeda

"scam"&"scammer"the 2 most misused & abused words here.

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RE: freeda

I ask in forums cos she doesn't answer ccmail and only has messages from Mondo in her personal forum. She deletes the rest.

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just a question

is this ( CC ) becomming more and more a chatplace ,with unrealiable 1-2-1 action, or do I have an aldzheimer light ?
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RE: just a question

ive noticed 1 2 1 is only place for action now .

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RE: just a question

nice chat indeed--action is cool too, by the way has anyone seen the real goofy

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what is....

ok..so i thought about this...mickey is a mouse..minnie is a mouse..donald is a duck...pluto is a dog..what is goofy..now i thought a dog..but...he wears clothes and can drive a car...so..wtf is goofy???
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RE: what is....

hmm....not a very original thought....heard the same line from "Stand By Me"

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RE: what is....

why u think i posted it? duhhhh

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RE: what is....

your post implied it was your own original thought

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RE: what is....

well shoot me now then jeeezzz

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RE: what is....

There are no more original thoughts.

I'm pretty sure I heard that before too.

It is always permissable to repeat things you thing are interesting.

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RE: what is....

but not to claim them as your own

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RE: what is....

goofy, is a human being, a long lanky man, with long legs, big feet, has a long face with small eyes, buck teeth and big ears, hmmm kinda describes me in away-cool, wait a minute, goofy is a goat

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Genetic Garbage!!!

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RE: what is....

no thats just me daz

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RE: what is....

a chauffeur ?

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RE: what is....

never mind the absurdity of talking mice and ducks that wear clothes, drive cars, etc. let's focus on the differences of the two dogs.

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RE: what is....

Is it just me or is that fact that Donald wears no pants a bit of a turn-on?

And Goofy's a dog, rather obvious really ... but not a dog in the same sense as Pluto ... Goofy is a "humanized" or anthropomorphic dog ... same way that Mickey and Donald and "humanized" versions of a mouse and a duck.

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RE: what is....

unless he's a TS Donald is a drake,not a duck.Goofy,on the other hand,is either a mog or a dan.

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RE: what is....

WTF was hardly goofy. He was one funny ass sob and I miss him. The place went to hell after he left.

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RE: what is....

he is a sponge...his name is bob..and wears square pants..kinda obvious dont ya think???

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RE: what is....

When he 1st came out, my then gf thought he was a block of swiss cheese...lol

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RE: what is....

your then gf was clearly a moron for more than one reason

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RE: what is....

I just wonder if she was as moronic as you.

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RE: what is....

buddy, no one is as moronic as me! And Patrick, I'll have you know that I am not named after a mistake, I am named after something much better ... a cartoon bear!

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RE: what is....

This coming from someone choosing to call themself a mistake ...booboo

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RE: what is....

greetings from goofy.....im not a dog....

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Anal shows

Hosts. If you don't want to put things in your ass, don't think you can get the camera angle a certain way and pretend. No one is fooled - it's just some are too polite to say if you're nice enough to them.

Admittedly I wouldn't want to put things in my ass, but a simple "no, I don't do that" is all it takes. Don't pretend to offer something you don't give.
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RE: Anal shows

report such hosts to: help@camcontacts.com

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RE: Anal shows

or alternatively try to be bigger than that.

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RE: Anal shows

I seen girls that fake putting their finger in the ole hoo-ha hole. Caught them just bending it back into their palm so it appears like it's being inserted. Gotta be ever vigilant when it comes to pay-per-view masturbation these days.

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RE: Anal shows

where in my post did I say I want real sex? I just want cam fingers going into a cam vagina, is that too cam* much to ask when I'm paying by the minute?

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RE: Anal shows

1st you somehow read I wanted real sex even though I never made referrence to it, then you somehow read I wanted anal penetration even though I never mentioned anal...Your reading skills "ain't tu gud" now are they?
So tell me, if a host can't handle 20 vids without fakeing, how many can they handle before they start the puppet show?

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RE: Anal shows

looking at ,,,JULIETTEE would be hard for her to use a bent finger,,


lool

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RE: Anal shows

can you pull something out?

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RE: Anal shows

Shit! NO! =))

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RE: Anal shows

Why? why why why?

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3 month life cycle

An article in a recent New York Times said the length of membership on adult sites is 3 months. It seems my membership here is MUCH longer.
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RE: 3 month life cycle

I assume that should be average length of membership and I would also asume they were talking about your run of the mill porn site that charges you money whether you use it or not rather than a cam site like this one.

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RE: 3 month life cycle

3 months-cool, I have 2 more to go (haha) by the way, The Washington Post said average membership on a webcam site like this is 20 years (come to think of it that is the average term of a senator)-cool

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RE: 3 month life cycle

no no - that'll be 3 days

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RE: 3 month life cycle

lol

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10 husbands, still a virgin---what!

hello cc world-good to be back-the last 10 days I been drinking Kalinkin, Porter, Admiral and Zenit the Champions beer, it's good to be home and having a good cold budwesier.-cool
Found this out in Russia: a woman had 10 husbands and still a virgin:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzed groom. How can that be if you've been married ten times? Well, Husband #1 was a sales rep, he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in softwarw services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. (now patience people, I'm getting close to the end) Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was....God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!, "Good," said the new husband, but why? Well you're a lawyer, and I know you can get me outta of jail here, haha I bet you thought the punch line was "You're a lawyer, this time I know I'm gonna get screwed!--stay cool all see you around-
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RE: 10 husbands, still a virgin---what!

Isn't this just an ever-so-freaking-informative message about situations and events in Russia.

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RE: 10 husbands, still a virgin---what!

no its not-it happens here in the united states too-ask the waitress down at the bar-cool
p.s.: can you imagine if this was the other away around: 10 wives and still a virgin

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did it

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brain--no shit-can't seem to get to function tonight-maybe try later-cool

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RE: DEMENTIA TEST

EasyTOUCH a green house is what we call those buildings that are made of glass and used by gardeners to grow plants that they cannot usually grow outside as the weather is too cold.

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In your Q3 about what various houses are made from, you stated that green houses (as used in the question) are made from glass.
Wrong!! Greenhouses (1 word, as used in the answer) are made primarily from glass, however, green houses (houses which are green) would be made from green material or coloured green.

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in UK the 2 terms are interchangeable

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Dementia and Lawyers? :)

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boo

ive got a cold waaaaaaa
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RE: boo

thanks for sharing

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take a bc powder-good for colds-cool

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wtf is a cold waaa???

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RE: Happy birthday!

Happy Bday:)

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RE: Happy birthday!

happy birthday and happy life

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RE: Happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. )))) Happy Birthday Wanda!

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RE: Happy birthday!

happy birthday wanda cum4mewithme, and many more to come, by the way, what did you get for your birthday--cool

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RE: Why teachers go crazy

i like it, especially the rabbit 1 hee heee

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LOOOL as a teacher I can say thats simply brilliant!! I forgot the time when I was laughing so much:) I'd like to add one more silly teacher's question from my own lesson: a five year old girl,learning to read in English,looked at my notes where I put down my lesson plans and read the whole sentence which was written in English.I was shoked and asked:
-How did you read this???-Well,she answered,with the help of my eyes,of cause. :):)

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

If it were me, I would ask her about it. Of course there are many things to take into consideration, how long have you 2 been together, how's the relationshi[p been in the past, are you living together or seperate. I'm sure there are more, but no one here can give you the right answer without knowing more.
Hope it works out for you.

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Did you ever hear of marriage?? After you sort out why you are chatting up girls online and why she is chatting up boys online.

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oh brother, who let the moral minority in the room?

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

If your idea of "fun" is disrespecting her by coming to an adult site to chat with girls, she might want to cut her loses now and look for a better man.

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

Don`t take it seriously. How did you find out about this? Maybe she is just doing it to get the guy into video...Calm down, after all they are only words.. Try to find out what all that was about..

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

how did you find out about the site & what she told someone.also if you are this upset because she is there"for fun"how do you reconcile it with your being here at cc.then there is another question but i will save that for later

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

Nooooooo dont pay attention about it...Everyth that happens on the internet is nothing.Just a fantasy.Its not real. Each of us needs to feel himself single and free, and to have his own space.

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

http://www.infidelitycheck.org/

If her idea of "fun" is disrespecting you, you might want to cut your loses now and look for a better woman.

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That's awful. Next thing you know she will be going online and paying for young men to strip for her. Disgusting.

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i think it is bad news for you, if she say it is only for fun the net is full of fun places to ''get to know'' people.
if my gf were doing that, i would break up with her now ''just for fun''
i think she is looking for a better man and keeping you around in case she can not. problem is, well she put the effort to find a date. what happens some day in the future when she does? sorry to hear that she broke your heart.
i may be saying that now and later also, when you post that your xGF blah blah.
good news tho. there are plenty of beautiful women here waiting.
good luck dude(or babe) u didnt say your a guy or girl.

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

The word "hypocrite" certainly comes to mind, unless of course, you just joined this site for the sole purpose of expressing your disdain for your girlfriend's recent online venture, but that's highly unlikely, now, isn't it? Or, perhaps her shocking behaviour is in retaliation to her having found out about your little online romps here at CC.

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RE: how it feel to know this ?

Another point to this topic...
umm...well..
Many girls that already have bfs and are on dating sites...
1 thing not mentioned here is that she can also be whoring...

A guy can send her a message saying she looks pretty and she can reply with prices and services..

I'm not being mean or anything just realistic, because Many girls that sign up for dating sites don't even sign up for dating.. They cant say that they escorts but many many girls are there for an escort reason..
not 100% maybe even not 80 or 50% but it's worth putting that into consideration.. I heard of many cases!

Most people i know actually think that girls on dating sites are mainly for escort reasons.. i can be wrong definitly, but just think about this too. Hope all goes well, hope i'm wrong and i wish you good luck and best love with your girlfriend right now or the future one! We all need it :)

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Shut It !!!!
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you shutty!!

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LMAO

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I thought you were smarter, this is only bad taste joke and if you applaud it then you worth nothing...

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If u dont have a sense of humour it ur problem, not mine:P

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It's always good to laugh and smile, but not on the expense of human misery and death. I really thought u had good taste and were sensitive to other's feelings and respected other human beings as well. Pity...

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grow up,there is no suffering & misery in the OP.if you don't find it funny,cool but don't try that righteous crap.it's history.past,done.no more suffering & misery there.humor is what many people use to help them through hard,bad times.why did you only criricize MonikaBabe?my guess is you are only doing it to try to stir trouble.

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Is it alright to talk shit about dead people who can't defend themselves? Is it alright to have a laugh by defaming people who can't prove different? You come one and grow up and stop posting crap of people who deserve respect. You need to learn to respect others; death or alive!

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Most of the people lamely mentioned in this senseless joke were highly educated and never had the need to use the word F*uck in their language. I am sorry if you dont know people who don't use the word F*** C'mon Pythagoras nor Einstein would ever say it

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Yes because intelligent people never swear lol.

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Now I don't know if that was the real Charlotte4u or not as you were mean for no reason :P I was actually being sarcastic rather than agreeing but now I'm going to just sit in the corner and draw some pics with my crayons until I stop crying.

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Charlotte,i think you will find blob was being sarcastic.

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and I suppose they all spoke english? Including Michaelangelo? You guys are serious shit!

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RE: F***;)

Show me where in my post I said they spoke English?Although I'm sure they may have been able to.I would think that most languages have a translation for the word fuck in a swearing context so your point is mute.

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no-one talked"crap"about dead people.you are the only one here talking"crap".if you were worth the time or effort i could list numerous examples of people using humor to help with death,including jewish,but you are,as i said just trying to stir trouble.

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I agree with Me. The joke is totally out of line and diminishes the concept of great people in history. Would you like I say your Grand father was gay and always screamed like a cat when they gave it to him? Tell me. You'd like that?

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Will(not)4me you can say whatever you want about my grandfather,my mother,my dog,my cat,me,anyone related to me.it will have no affect because YOU don't know them,as none of us know these"great" people. do you think these"great"people would be upset by these words & hide on a corner never to face the world again,or do you think they would rise above them & continue in their pursuit of "greatness" ? it's people of your ilk who are so affected & offended by words who are doomed to a life of medicority,at best!

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I am not offended at all. I don't have an ego either, but it's not right that other people's name are taken without respect. It's bad taste jokes like these that make the less intelligent think everything is the same and justify mediocrisy. These people did great things in their lives; its not fair to obscure their names in a lame manner. You are right, they won't give a shit for whatever idiot like yourself say about them. They are much higher than what your limited imagination can create.

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why do you think everything is the same & it jusrifies mediocrity?

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Do you think that making light of human misery and death is less offensive than writing the word "fuck"?

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No, only when it comes to reading your fu**ing post Mr Downer.
Try taking a anti-depressant, in fact try taking to whole fu**ing bottle.

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No, its the F*cked up imagination of the F*cking idiot that typed the first post in this F*cking thread.

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Someone shy single again LoL :p
Will never learn
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Grow up !

Even if it's true or not,why is it your business ? Get a life yourself and deal with it and its problems,and leave others live theirs.

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attacked??!! Are you the sensitive one or is "your friend"?
I didn't see any names mentioned how could you possible think it is an attack on "you friend"? Or are you just the crazy paranoid type?

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From the West? West of what? I guess i can be considered from the west, and i do not consider your comment very friendly!

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I think judging the west by your relations with people here might not quite give the full picture when it comes to how Westerners generally regard friendship.
I'm curious though, what is it that you feel distinguishes your idea of friendship from Westerners? And what do you think the reasons for the differences might be?

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When east meets west, bodily fluids and money is sure to change hands....lol

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i know who its referring to & i have no knowledge of what the OP is talking about.

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RE: Grow up !

My opinion is that if you post on a general forum it is anyones business.But to follow through from your post why is Charlotte's post any of your business?

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My post was for the OP,not for you,Charlotte. I thought it's quite obvious,apparently not ...my bad,I guess :)

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nnnaa, she always interjects herself into things. A regular Miss Butinski

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thats true and funny, miss butinski suits her

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what gobbledy gook!!

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I suppose she writes here for those people that do like to see her posts.You also partly answered your own question it is a general forum so anyone can post if they want to.Please feel free to follow your own advice.

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I thinks its just easy promotion for her " pre record vid"

a short , tits and ass vid ,,


oopps more promotion hehehe

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wish you would shut up .

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Funny I feel the same about you.

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it gets even funnier then, cuz I'm tired of you....now shutty!

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Yeah right.The day I listen to anything you tell me to do pigs will fly.

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I know it wont make a difference + or / -

but I enjoy your posts,

dont always agree 100% of course..

But u carry on pls..

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Oh thank you for allowing me to "carry on" it's very gracious of you...not

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It also means that if you say something you later regret you can just blame the trollies :P

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now I have to figure out if your the real charlotte or the trollie.i'll go for real :)

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"and"knew it was the real you,he is one of the fleas & quite possibly the one who posted as you.

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You see fleas where none exist.It was just a light hearted post.How could I possibly know 100% it was from the real charlotte4u?

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...because you posted it

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I wasn't referring to that post as it was obvious that charlotte4u had not posted that one as my first post was replying to the thread where she stated that it was not hers.Believe what you wish I know it wasn't me and that will do for me.I could quite easily accuse you of being the poster as your posts have a rather negative slant just like the imposters.

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dear "tired of you...."

Yes, Charlotte is a bit emotional and doesn't realize that obscure comments are often best ignored. By answering the OP so aggressively she actually gives MORE clues to who the message is about. If she would have ignored it, it probably would have disappeared without notice.

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dear "JaneDoe"

Often it is NOT clear where a message is intended. But the direction of my message is obvious.

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