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.........toss ur own salad like did dude below?

I have been trying to do this for thirty years and finally got the knack last night. I will never have to leave the house again.

Video on CC? Did you get what you expected?

Mine was Elena, beautiful russian lady. Did all I wanted and more... I think the screenname has now changed, I will update if I find her again. :)

hello kind ppl. I am looking for the host bigsexymama. She has not been online since February and was wondering whether she has a new screenname?

Oh, how i miss her furry cup :(

Who want go lesbian with me? I snarl at your busbee and lick ya juices bb....come to me....i need u.

I reached my pubity this morning :D I am offically a man \:D/

...ride the ballony pony all night long?

to my brother :D

Happy birthday,Kate!

well just stop to think, with some members on here, what do you expect from us. Lets all give johnzhon a big hand, no come to think of it, let him use his own hand to pull that potato out of his butt. I read below in forum several things he says and then another thing that says the other way, makes no sense, but I'm not here to learn about him or other members that makes no sense,, it makes sense not to get to attach. But rudeness now that is a different story. I don't feel like I am rude and most girls are not either. The ones that are rude have to be sometimes because the way you people say things on here. But this guy, well I would like to say is very rude and wants us all here to know it. He gets a private message in community chat room and I quess some girl is asking him for pvt and wanting to show him what she can do, but he gets upset and has to come out in public and type up all that nasty stuff that comes out of his mouth--Makes him feel like a big man for all of us to read it, don't know why he can't take the time and pvt click his message back to her,, but ohh no, that wouldnt get our attention. I just want to say if your rude to host what do you expect back, if you show some respect the chat might be more interesting. And if your only nice to certain girls on here, well pvt. them more or better yet put in out in public reading instead of hiding behind a computer screen, who knows you might get some better pvt message sent to you wanting to be nice to you, but if thats your game here, all I got to say good luck and hope your wife is prouder of you-

So why would a host wanting to give you her undivided and non adult attention want to open 2 rooms at the same time.
There are several about.

One i saw just now was Onemorekiss / ChickoryBlue
in long term or marriage and make new friends ..

same price too , expensive for a smile too , though she uses her smile to great financial effect I am sure.

she is not the only one , but If i was paying for a chat i would rather pick on someone who was at least giving me her attention,, even if it was pretending to care ...

Pictures as with many non adult , are made to be suggestive, even erotic , but of course she did not mean too ..lol..
But of course she would never ever show her body to make $$ ,,,
( well only to encourage you to come and see how interesting her conversation was of course )

anybody know what's happened to gorty.

DID SHE QUIT CC? NOTHING SAYS HER PROFILE, NO PICS IN PHOTOARCHIVE
ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GIRL?
THANKS FOR ATTENTION ,ALL
TAKE CARE

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say your ABCs while having sex?

if I told you I do

if I told people I love men over women

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...back your fave sports team to lose in a bet?

i 've the situation.i met with the guy for a half of year and he wanted to marry with me,but we had some problems in our relations that's why we must part.i didn't see him for 3 months but i love him.i asked to my gf to write him and chat,but he doesn't know that she is my gf.tomorrow they must meet and i wanna go instead of her on this meeting.but i'm afraid that this guy doesn't wanna talk with me.but i wanna be with him.plz say what i must do and say to him?! ty

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6560537.stm

Genuine reasons (as they relate to weapon categories)
Category A and Category B weapons
Category A and B firearms are commonly used for a variety of purposes. Under the new laws, ownership of weapons within these categories is widely available.

You may apply for a licence for category A and B firearms if you are:

A member of an approved shooting club
For sports or target shooting, you need to provide proof that you are a current member of an approved shooting club. This may be a current membership card if you are applying in person, or a statement endorsed by the approved club, if you are mailing in your application.

A recreational shooter
You need to provide written permission from a landowner authorising you to shoot on the landowner's rural land. Providing details about the location, size and use of the land will assist in the processing of your application.

An occupational or rural shooter
This includes those owning a gun for rural purposes. You need to state why possession of a firearm is necessary for you to conduct your business or your job.

A firearms collector
Collections of category A and B guns may be owned if they are made temporarily inoperable.

Other reasons
Conducting a military re-enactment or an historical demonstration; starting a sporting event; or for a theatrical production.

Category C weapons
Category C firearms are restricted to ownership by primary producers, occupational shooters and competition clay target shooters. The ownership and use of category C firearms is restricted to those with specific occupational, rural or sporting needs.

You may apply for a licence for category C firearms if you are:

A competition clay target shooter
To own a category C shotgun, you must be a member of an approved shooting club that takes part in, or is affiliated with a body that takes part in, national and international clay target shooting competition.

If you bought your category C firearm or joined an approved club after 14 November 1996, you must demonstrate a physical need, due to lack of strength or dexterity, to use a category C firearm in clay target shooting. You will need to provide a statement supporting the existence of your need, signed by an authorised representative of an approved club. You may use the category C firearm at an approved range for clay target shooting and training purposes.

An occupational or rural shooter
If you have a need to own a category C firearm for a rural purpose which cannot be satisfied in another way, you can apply for a licence to own one category C rifle or shotgun, or both. You will need to be a primary producer or occupational shooter involved in work on rural land. Rural land means land not situated in any city or town or, in the case of a shire, in any township in the shire. Providing details about the size and use of the land will assist in the processing of your application.
In a circumstance where you need more than one category C rifle and one category C shotgun, you may only apply if the need arises because of the area or the location of the land involved. You may only use these firearms to satisfy the need stated on the licence.

A collector
You may own category C firearms if they are made temporarily inoperable.

Category D weapons
Ownership of category D firearms is restricted depending upon the reason for use. Category D firearms are generally only used for specific rural purposes such as culling large animals or stock control.

You may apply for a licence for category D firearms if you are:

In need of a firearm for occupational culling of large animals
You may apply for one category D firearm if you have a need, that cannot be satisfied in another way, to cull large animals. This need must be related to your business or employment.

You may only use the firearm for the purpose stated on the licence. The maximum term for a licence is one year.

A collector
You may own category D firearms if they are made permanently inoperable.

Category H weapons
Category H firearms include handguns and pistols and are generally used by pistol club shooters or the security industry.
You may apply for a licence for a category H firearm if you are:

A pistol club shooter
You will need to provide proof of current membership of an approved club. Other conditions apply – refer to Handgun Legislation Information – Sports and Target Shooters.

Occupational
You need a category H firearm for your occupation, such as the security industry and, in some cases, primary production.

A firearms collector
Category H firearms can be collected if they are made either temporarily or permanently inoperable. Handguns manufactured after 1900 that are temporarily inoperable must be shown to have an obvious and significant commemorative, historic, thematic or investment value and owners must be members of an approved historical society. It should be noted that all Category H firearms which have been rendered permanently in-operable are required to be registered to a licence and are no longer defined as replicas. Further conditions apply – refer to Handgun Legislation Information – Collectors.

Category M weapons
From 1 July 2003 Category M weapons are included in the Weapons Categories Regulation 1997. Category M include martial arts devices, crossbows, incendiary or inflammable devices and flick knives. Certain category M weapons can be held on a Collector’s, Miscellaneous or Group licence.

Category R weapons
Category R firearms include fully automatic machine guns and sub machine guns. Category R firearms are generally prohibited. Some licensees may possess some category R firearms if they are certified as permanently inoperable, or permanently restricted to blank-fire.

Restricted Items
A person must not, without reasonable excuse, possess or acquire a restricted item. All items must be securely stored when not in use.

What is an antique firearm?
An antique firearm is one manufactured before 1 January 1901 that is either; muzzle loading; or cap and ball; or a type approved as an antique by an authorised officer; or for which ammunition is not commercially available. Antiques are not required to be licenced however must be registered with the Weapons Licensing Branch within 14 days of acquisition.

What if my firearm is a family heirloom?
If the firearm is an heirloom, you must state in writing in your licence application that it has been willed to you or that you acquired it through the laws of succession. All categories of firearms must be made permanently inoperable.

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Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.