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he left me , and now I am lonely

I have been hosting here for nearly 2 years , I met A guy from here when i started doing cc , we went out for 3 months , he lives near me just 20 minutes away ,
after we met he had changed , I think he still comes to cc and talk with others , i do like him and i do everything to keep in touch , but he seens to be too busy , I cant tell him i like him , he have blocked me from his life :( last night i talked with him in msn and it was sad , to hear he doesnt want to be with me :((
I will stop going out with the guys from here :( they always thinls we are sirty and treat us like a whore :(
it is a shame :( I do have feelings
.................................... thanks for reading
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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

Unfullfilled emotions are an empty feeling but unreleased emotions are worse.So,no matter how you feel now,don't close your heart.it needs to be open to grow.Be strong & good luck.

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

Hi Secret Host,
Not all members see Hosts the same way as your Ex. Not all Hosts see Members as Cash Cows.

In short, everyone is different.

Sorry to hear that your relationship didn't work out this time. The best thing to do is move on. It maybe painful initially but get on with life.

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

You zink zat crying about it here vvill help? If you vvant real help you vvill turn to your real friends and then you vvill feel better. But I still zink that you vvill conspire against chelsea

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

I never thought I would see anything more pathetetic than grown men crying because their football team has been beaten but you have proved me wrong.

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Go back to sleeping and conspiring about chelsea

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I guess this is a fantasty site for the host too huh? They fantasize a member will fall in love with them, reality can be a bitter pill to swallow.

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thank you everybody , it is so hard :( he lives near ME :) he is a nice english guy , different than everyone i ever met ....
.he might read this , if he does ....
( I LOVE YOU SCOTT ) . I M SORRY :((( I will change :( , but please accept me as I am :)

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

...But the same women always seem to attract the same type of guys :)

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

ladies, groveling ain't hot. if anything it only makes the object of your affection pity you... and that's just sad.
read cosmo, talk to your friends, whatever... just learn how to play the game and you'll end up much happier.
g'luck.

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what game?

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page 209 in the book of love seldom....chapter titled....the game of life and love

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Ahhh if you think they are a game it might explain a lot.

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actually seldom...i dont view life as a game really....more like a ....great puzzle.....and to make it in life,you gotta like ....games,,,,and working them through

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Now I'm confused. Make up your mind Charlie. Is it a game or a puzzle?! One minute you say you don't view it as a game, but as a puzzle instead and then you say we have to like games and working them out. Which is it? Game or puzzle... puzzle or game? Ouch! All this talking in circles makes my head hurt. I need an aspirin.

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Life isn't a puzzle,it's a journey,imo.

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love hurts

love hurts , just wake up , and fuck another man , hehehe

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I'm a guy in a kinda the same position

If it was my ex girlfriend now who wrote this topic, i would kinda respect her more.. Only one problem!

If what she says is true, then it's very touching... But then it also can be an act to make yourself look good because of you done something to hurt some1 but crying on the internet so incase some1 heard something bad about you, atleast you can act nice and caring, get some pity from host and members and not even care what the guy thinks...

But thats "IF"..

And if what you say is true and if you DO speak from your heart, i wish my ex girlfriend was like that...IF it's true of what u say ofcourse.. :)

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RE: he left me , and now I am lonely

Sadly this an old story as I sang about it 52 years ago:

My baby's left me, never said a word. Was is something I done, something that she heard? My baby's left me, my baby's left me, my baby's even left me never said a word. Now I live in Heartbreak Hotel.

It gets better sweetheart. You will meet another man. Someone much better for you. Hugs

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well secret host, perhaps all this time u were in a relationship online with this man he was thinking it was just part of ur job... that it was a fantasy role u were playing for him and ur feelings were not real... and for him it was a nice fantasy so he went along with too. then later when he met you in real, he discovered that it was never just a fantasy for you and ur feelings for him had been real. only problem is his feelings for you never developed in real because he had always thought it was just a fantasy for u and did not want to be unrealistic or get hurt by making it more personal and getting more deeply involved with you emotionally. perhaps with time he will realize that he misses u and would like to be in a relationship with you in the real world. that u mean more to him than he thought. time will tell.

but as for ruling out having relationships with members just because one did not feel the same as u, i think that is foolish and wrong. i mean, in the real world, have u always had the same feelings for guys that liked you? haven't there ever been guys when u were growing up that had crushes on u and wanted to be with you, but u were not interested in them that way or only thought of them as friends? do u think u would agree with those guys if after they said they would never love another woman in real life or try to be with them because you did not love them back and they felt hurt? i hope not. no matter how much we love someone or care about them, we cannot make them love us back. people do not choose who they love, the heart chooses and it cannot be forced. in time you will find someone u love and loves you back, don't deny urself that wonderful experience by making silly rules for urself about places where you are allowed to meet this man, because you may meet the one in a place u say is not allowed. would u want to miss being with your soulmate, simply because of where u met him or because he had a title such as "member"? better to not make rules and just listen to ur heart.

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congratulations Australia

Congratulations on winning the cricket world cup.
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RE: congratulations Australia

most exciting part of the cricket world cup is the Agatha Christie murder mystery.

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RE: congratulations Australia

Thanks, but you didn't expect us to lose, did you?

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RE: congratulations Australia

i don't know why they didn't just give it to you to start with ;-) and well done on the ashes i laughed every game.

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RE: Was it ever happen to you?

LaMurrr,

It seems you have answered your own question. I agree, it's important to be relaxed and give honest, thoughtful answers. I think it is also important to gauge the interviewer, just as he/she is trying to gauge you. What's more, the interviewer who uses one of these ready-made series of "Interview Questions" (designed by psychologists for plodding personnel [now called "human resources"] types) most likely has little or no imagination or capacity to formulate questions of his own.

I was once interviewed for a teaching job by a woman, the principal of the school, who read directly from one of these "packages" and at the same time taped the interview. I went along with it. I answered honestly, but I would not be co-opted by a silly question, especially of the sort in which they ask something like, "If you were in situation X, would you do A or B?" Without being a wise-ass, I would say, "First off, I reject the premise of the question, so the question of A or B is irrelevant." In the end, I was hired and she gave me the salary I demanded.

Lots of these questions are designed to reveal your sensibilities, to see if you would fit into what they call the "culture" of the corporation or organization, to see if employing you would make for a good "marriage," etc.

For my part, I would not want to work for a boss who is so bereft of imagination that he/she can't think up his/her own questions. As to the teaching job, I should have paid attention to my gut instincts and declined the position. Shortly after being hired, I learned that the principal was only in her second year on the job and that at the end of the first year one third of the faculty had resigned. The woman proved to be a plodding, control freak! I resigned after three weeks!!

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Oh ghoddd! I hope I don't go for a job interview and have questions asked by "That wud be tellin'" I can see it now...."Can you salsa while masturbating?".....lol
I went for an interview once and was ask When was the last time you helped a stranger, what did you do and how did it turn out? That was a curve ball I wasn't expecting.

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RE: Was it ever happen to you?

Lol! Yes, that is the kind of question "that would..." would ask. Haven't seen him lately. Is he on sabatical? Or maybe he's just been run out of town! :)

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well done to bolton

I am sure chelsea were cheated out of this game (in Mourinho's eyes) as he always have to have a moan about something :)
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I think man u cheated...errr...they scored more goalz than ze Everon. nevillez litle halfwit brother decided to punish chelsea by scoring 2nd goal, ze goalie decided to punish chelsea by dropping ze ball for Utd's 1st. Ze 4th was a hint offside, but man u get all the decizions and my chelsea get nothing.... nothing I tell u!

Carvalho will mizz the Liverpool game, I zink Liverpool paid bolton to foul him, so he will be ruled out... this game is no longer fair, all teams conspiring against ze chelsea.

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Chelsea.....cheque book championship team

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ze money is there to spend, you saying u wud not spend all zis money if in my position? I led Porto to all major trophies with no money... my record is unproven and you is a stupid who conspires against ze chelsea too

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RE: well done to bolton

Isn't that what all football teams do ?Try and buy the best players and team they can afford?

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errrrr bit of jealousy there me thinks ..... Ballack was on a free

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Funniest thing I've read for ages. More please !!!!!!!

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as u must read names and addresses all day i can see why u would find something that was not really funny very amusing

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Is zat u Uriah Rennie?

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Btw it is MOURINHO

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Now you conspire against my name and chelsea also?

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Well Done. You spelled your name correctly now

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Moved

Today, the Earth moved for me.
Actually it did. At 08:23 BST we had an earthquake, measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale, between Folkestone and Dover. A mere 20 miles from me.
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Did you also feel the sky tum-bull-in' down? And your heart start a trem-bull-in'?

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RE: Moved

Hehe..I am probably one of 7 people here on the site that got that. That was good.

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Are you zaying that we are all stupids? Are you conspiring against me and chelsea and theze other hosts?

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RE: Moved

Don't strain yourself patting your back, alot of us got it, we just didn't feel the need to make note of it.

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RE: Moved

well, considering i just came from another site where a young girl asked who John Lennon and Eric Clapton are, I thought it was more a self-depricating shot at my age, over what i thought was a slightly obscure off topic reference, and a pat on the back to another poster who made the clever reference.

but if you want to be an ass about it...go for it. you just make yourself look foolish, not me.

next time you fancy making yourself look clever, at least spell the name right, numbnuts!

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RE: Moved

ouch, touch bastard aren't you?

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RE: Moved

:( i am certainly not one of the 7 who got it!

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RE: Moved

It's a song by a very prolific song writer and singer named Carole King, from the 1970's

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down
I feel my heart start to trembling
Whenever you're around

Ooh, baby, when I see your face
Mellow as the month of May
Oh, darling, I can't stand it
When you look at me that way

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down
I feel my heart start to trembling
Whenever you're around

Oh, darling, when you're near me
And you tenderly call my name
I know that my emotions
Are something I just can't tame
I've just got to have you, baby

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
I just lose control
Down to my very soul
I get a hot and cold all over
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down,
Tumbling down, tumbling down...

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no wonder i didn't get it it wasn't funny

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RE: Moved

ok - thanks

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RE: Moved

You're welcome

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is that why...

Is that why there haven't been any posts for 30 hours?

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Mondo the earth is always moving lol

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RE: Mom says to daughter which going for a party....

why u let daughter go out? you shud chain her to bedroom until chelsea get ze penalty...maybe justice will be done and ur daughter can breathe fresh air agani once ze penalty awarded.

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RE: HELP!

Cool if you are truly horny then you surely want to do it in video and who cares about charging for the video right? You are horny for sex not for money..right?

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RE: HELP!

Of course 007.Just like sportsmen who love to play the sports in which they excel and would never ever think of taking a payment to play it.If you could get paid for doing something you love would you pass up the opportunity?

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I think man u will get a penalty becauze u have failed to hold your load and now there is shooting cum all over the place. My drogba was shot, he hit the deck hard and we wanted a penalty, was not given. we shall wear ze red colours ofman u and we shall get ze penalty next time.

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Parcel to russia

My thanks to everyone who took the time and trouble to reply to my post.
Some were helpful...some were not !!!! But my appreciation to you all.
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RE: Parcel to russia

nice, you took it very well! :-)

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Hows Jess ??

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Thanks. But don't say we didn't warn you when all that Pat spunk leaks out on the way. You have to seal it really tight.

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RE: Parcel to russia

Oh! so witty !!!!!!!!

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Scenario 2

You are caughting wanking at work in your bosses office...You boss is the opposite sex to you. Do you:

a) Explain to your boss its a rare condition?

b) Admit you were horny and in need of sex and hit on her?

c) Pull up your pants and go clear your desk?
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Answer: Finish what i was doing coz its bad for the gonads to hold it back once you started ....

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tell her that i wanted her so much that i came to make wild passionate love to her and treat her the way she should be but she wasnt there so i got to thinking and well i just couldnt wait for her longer

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none.ask her if she has a spare tissue.

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Tell her she'd definately be $5/min here. Hey if it works I keep my job, if not well she can only fire me once.

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RE: UK GIRL

If u go to \"search\" and look for Uk girls U will find plenty:)

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RE: UK GIRL

I am 21:) , But if you search you will find many others here ....

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RE: UK GIRL

by the way I am in surrey South east ( where about are you )?

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RE: UK GIRL

Ur in Surrey ? :-) im coming over for coffee ......

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RE: WHISPERS

Well said.

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LaMurrr,

It's a good parable. If there is something divine and eternal in this universe--and I believe there is--then it must manifest itself in nature and our actual experience. Even if one denies the existence of God, there is something that abides that is larger than ourselves. I understand those who reject the infantile concept of God as a bearded patriarch in the sky (like Santa Claus), but few would deny the beauties and mysteries found in nature. An old friend of mine was once asked, "Do you believe in God?" and he said, "It depends who's asking." lol!

The late René Dubos, an eminent microbiologist and one of those rare scientists (like Stephen Jay Gould) who could write well for the general reader, wrote a book titled, "A God Within," in which he makes the point that the divine is manifest in each of us and in nature all around us. Only a child is comforted by the notion that someone or something outside of himself---like his parents, institutional religion, the State, etc.--- provides for him. No wonder people possessed of such an infantile notion of God are so often disillusioned when their entreaties go unanswered. How well and humorously this is illustrated by the quip, “Jesus loves me, I know he does---but he never calls!” lol!

Speaking of parables, I think of some of those wonderful short stories Tolstoy wrote late in life. Two that come to mind are, “What Men Live By,” and “How Much Land Does a Man Need?” Tolstoy wrote these stories after he had a religious conversion of sorts and gave away—much to his wife’s horror---most of his wealth, including a lot of land to the Serfs, whose love for Tolstoy was monumental. There is film footage of his funeral in 1910. The footage of the procession looked as if there were tens of thousands of serfs in a line as long as the eye could see.

Gotta run. Jesus is calling me on my cell phone :) -

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Are you?

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no i am!!

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Gorty, Lol! It seems someone was wondering if you and I are married!

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No, why? Do I seem her male counterpart?

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Unlike your interesting,thought provoking,information laden post.

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Qualify that....nothing suitable for your petty mind. What of substance do you contribute here?

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you do tend to ramble on.
maybe if you were more succint in your posts, your wisdom would touch and enlighen everyone a lil' more.

and why you choose to toss around those fifty cent english words in a forum where a hefty portion of the readers are non-native speakers, i've sometimes wondered about too.
i mean, a good writer is supposed to temper his style and his words to suit his audience, no?

something to think about.

cheers:)

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Iggy,

Yes, I must plead "nolo contendere"--damn! a 50 cent word again--to "rambling on" at times. I realize the Forum's protocol tends to be very brief exchanges. So, yours is a legitimate criticism in the main. I would argue, however, that when someone poses a serious question, it's legitimate to try to answer it at length and discuss the nuances. For example, Davedavetherave asked in his post of 24 April the old classic question, Is it better to have loved and lost (i.e. be hurt) than never to have loved at all? Well, I could have--as some did--simply replied, "Yes." One could hardly be more succinct than that! But, my sense is when such a question is posed the one posing the question is not taking a Yes/No straw poll. He would like members to tell him why they say yes or no. So, I try to answer a serious question seriously--and one can't always do that in two sentences.

As regards the "fifty cent" words---what the French call "75 cent words" (“les mots de soixante-quinze sou”) lol!---again I plead guilty, but I am simply using what I find to be the best words to express the idea. Yes, "temper" my language for the reader. However, remember Iggy these folks here may not have English as their native tongue, but they are not children. Also, unlike most Americans and Brits*, most of these folks are polyglots, often speaking three or four (or more) languages and they often recognize the roots of these words (especially the Romanians, with whom we share Latin as an ancestral tongue). My experience is that though these folks may speak an imperfect English, all things considered, they are often more literate than their American counterparts. So, your point about the “fifty cent words” is well taken, but I wouldn’t be so quick to conclude that English speakers need to construct their thoughts here only in the most elementary forms. There is an element of condescension in this.

So, again, I have “rambled on.” What can I say? I’m incorrigible! Lol!

All the best!

P.S. * I assume, by your use of the salutation “cheers,” you are British? Have we met before? Do you always post under the name “Iggy?” Your language and style seem familiar.

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LMAO Melomane!! Burley for the fish,very clever.

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Seldom, I'm not sure I altogether understand the idiom, "burley [burly?] for the fish." Never heard it before. :)

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Burley ,usually things like bits of bread,is what some anglers throw onto the water to bring the fish up to the water surface.i think you are smart enough to join the dots from there.

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Yeah, thanks! :)

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Thanks Charlotte---with apologies to Iggy! :)

Charlotte,

Thanks for your support. I want to say, however, with all due respect to "Iggy," he makes a legitimate criticism in some regard. I do "ramble on" at times. But as friend of mine, guilty of the same offense, said to someone, "I'm loquacious but not garrulous." ---My apologies, Iggy, for two more "fifty cent" words. Charge them to my account! :)

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Best joke of all time

International Terror Alert Status
>
> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross
". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
>terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
>France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a
>recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
> paralyzing the country's military capability.
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> It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
>alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
>Excitedly"
>to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
>Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
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> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
>to
>"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
>levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
>
> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
>threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
>
> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
>These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
>can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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looooooooooooooooool

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Man that is a good one! Keep 'em coming dude.

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Sebastian, I venture a guess that the joke is an English one, since they seem to bear a lesser share of the indictment. One might sum it up with the less humorous, but well-worn British expression, "Wogs begin at Calais." lol!

The joke also reminds me of the one about Heaven being a place where the English are the police, the French the cooks, the Italians the lovers, the Germans the Engineers and the Swiss the military. Hell is the place where the English are the cooks, the French the military, the Italians the engineers, the Germans the police and the Swiss the lovers. lol! Bon courage!

P.S. Didn't the British--at least labor--raise the the warning to "Bloody Nuisance" during the Thatcher era?!! lol! (I think it was Pablo Neruda who said of the Falkland Islands "crisis," that it was "like two bald men fighting over a comb." lol!!)

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RE: Best joke of all time

god i love that one thx you basterd

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not funny, I can tell you never protected anyone

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at least one in every crowd,no surprise its an inbred.

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Are you talking to me or with Charlotte?

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RE: Best joke of all time

I have a WW2-era French rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.

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I just realised :)

If hell ever freezes over there are about 25,000 woman that are going to have sex with me :)
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women*

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RE: I just realised :)

Yes I did notice and even tried to edit it after I had clicked the send button but too late :(

I then posted a correction like your's but cc didn't post it :(

They must have wanted to make me look stupid or that should really be make me look MORE stupid.

Hehe you want sex ?

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RE: I just realised :)

Charlotte as one of the nicest girls on this site (okay I know that isn't much of a compliment :P ) you can have a big hug any time you like :)

And I promise no ulterior motive.

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just love ur technique INYF

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mmm pressed the button too quick before correction - u will be through those 25000 in a flash - hope hell has more

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but still no women on earth will have sex with you,friend.as they say in hell"damned if you do,damned if you don't."so nought to lose except...LOL!!

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RE: I just realised :)

INYF, Wow that sounds better than the promise--in the Koran, is it?--of 70 virgins awaiting. Then again, the 25,000 in your infernal harum will all be--as a French friend of mine put it--"les biens rechauffer" (warmed-over goods, or leftovers!).

But hey man, don't start celebrating too soon. You just may well be "freezing your balls off!" On the other hand, you'll have a permanently frozen hard on.

Now this leads me, oddly enough, to a point of grammar. I have always wondered if the plural of hard-on is "hards-on" or hard-ons."
Is there a grammarian in the house?!! lol!

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Charlotte it is hard on when you have just one guy and hard-ons when you have got really lucky.

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INYF, Frankly, I think it might be "hards-on," like "brothers-in-law" or "attorneys-general." Perhaps we should submit this question to the final arbiters of this stuff! lol!

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RE: I just realised :)

Well I wasn't thinking of going to hell it is just that about 25,000 women have answered my question of "When will you let me fuck you ?" with the reply "When hell freezes over".

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I tried phoning you but you wre too busy texting on that mobile of yours :P

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sorry INYF but we had a lot to talk about :-)

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...which reminds me...

This is a true story. One of the American astronauts who first walked on the moon (can't remember which one) apparently said something like, "This is for you Mr. X___" (Can't remember this name either). When the astronaut was asked about this man, he would not say who he was.

Some years later, after the man died, the astronaut told the story. Apparently when the astronaut was a young boy he was playing outside his neighbor's bedroom window and heard the wife say, "You want me to do WHAT?!! Well, I'll do that when the boy next door goes to the moon!!"

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plus 237 guys, 44 dogs, 17 midgets, 7 donkeys and a platypus ... or so I hear

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Do u enjoy vibrators?

First time i get such a great vib. I've tried many, my most powerful one is so noisy and the battery powered ones always die when u most need them hehehe. This one is an absolute treasure. It's rechargable, many types of buzzing, powerful but quiet and even waterproof (tested it in the bathtube). I recomend it to everybody.
How about you? What toys do you enjoy using?
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http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2005&pid=3476

that's the link

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I like cock too of course, but I guess my partner and me r open minded enough to spice up our sex life and not miss out on pleasure vibs bring :)

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RE: http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2005&pid=3476

Tastes ????? You mean you give them a blow job too ? :P

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RE: Ha haaaa

I was more on about clit stimulation actually. U obviously haven't tried enough lol

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RE: Ha haaaa


aha here u r hehe ,

,ooopps did not want to interrupt u2

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

I remember buying my ex-wife one when I had to go out of town on a business trip. I asked her to think of me when she used it. By the time I got home she had dentures.

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

oh did i enter the pensioners' forum ?
Well good for the grandma, better than being edentulous.

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

I think you missed the joke there Milena.

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

Didn't miss it luv.
It's not a joke, it sux.

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

yessssssssssssssssssss

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

Well that's a fair comment as it seems that was his ex-wife did.

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

Lol Milena! Thanks for the new word--"edentulous!"

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RE: Do u enjoy vibrators?

Lol JC! Well, at least you can be sure her teeth need not get in the way anymore! Too bad she had to learn The Art of Fellatio 101 the hard way!

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Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

I would like to send a small parcel to a russian host, but i'm told that hardly anything gets through OK. Have any of you lovely russian hosts got any advice for me ? Thanks.
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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Put a death head icon on it then write poison - it will get through fine! :-)

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

i've sent several times and always got through. it normally takes between 1 and 2 weeks for it to arrive

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Thanks for your reply. Can you tell me which service you used ?

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

i just used royal mail.

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

if u want to send parfum or cosmetic use this site than strawberrynet.com
they deliver free and it always gets there,and products are cheap to but from good quality

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Many thanks.

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

use fedex or ups
but if u want be sure that ur package get there use signed post than

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Many thanks

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Where are you sending it from?

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

From England

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

My advice is don't bother.

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

Good advice! It's a waste of time and money; hosts at the end don't appreciate it. They instead laugh at you and choose to trust and love others that never send anything!

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

I still send and also receive small packages from a few girls here , 3 are retired ..
a few years now..

1 recently had a child . and i sent some baby stuff , had pics back ,, looks really cool ,

we can all make real friends here ,, and its a 2 way thing .. not all are after just $$ ..

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RE: Sending a parcel to russia. Advice please

It always depends WHAT you send and what CITY you send it to. Some customs offices have bad reputations. Ask the girl if she or her neighbors have trouble there.

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Well done Chelski:P

Chelsea-Liverpool 1:0:P Well done boysssssssss:)
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Ye ye:P So why didnt they kicked their asses yesterday?:p
COZ THEY CANT:P

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Girls who like football :(

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RE: Well done Chelski:P

liverpool played well 2nd half ,, whoever gets through i just hope its not Man Utd in the Final , dont want those tossers to win anything :p

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RE: Well done Chelski:P

bad joke ok? Russian Mafia 1 - proper English team 0 :-( ;-)

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RE: Well done Chelski:P

Chelsea...the cheque book Champions League team

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RE: Well done Chelski:P

They will win;)

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RE: Well done Chelski:P

Liverpool resting all their stars this weekend, no luck for Chelski they cannot afford too :) Liverpool will win!

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next game they will be crushed into the mersey

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Ye ye and who is the boss? Liverpool? Nahhhhhhhhh

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RE: who likes BBWs?

last time I tried to inflate my doll into a bbw she exploded! :-(

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RE: who likes BBWs?

Im sure many do like BBW..

not me ..

as many guys here are over 35 ,,
and many have gf / wives etc etc ... many have BIG wives gf who used to be slimmer and now not so ..
so come here to remember ,,,

hehehe..

im divorced by the way ... but was not just she was bigger than when i marry , that was not a prob.

prob was when she asked

does my bum look big in this .........................YES ... she did not want to hear ,,,

i cant wear that .!!!!! look at me !!! dont be silly ,,,,,

and all that ..

pls turn the lights down ...

and all that ...

so here for slim like my gf ...

(i am away on work a lot .. hence my visits here ).

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RE: who likes BBWs?

Do you have no business AmazingBBW?

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RE: who likes BBWs?

As long as she'll fuck me she can be any size she damn well likes :)

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Imnotyourf..................nice one ..

u have a strategy - say whatever it takes and do with anyone who will..

cool lol,
your kinda a male martini guy -

sing along
anyplace anywhere anytime lalalala

hehehe

as long as they say yes ...

nice one..

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RE: who likes BBWs?

lol When you're as successful with women as I am you learn to take the "yes's" whenever and wherever they come along :D

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Alias my post wasn't only about BBW's it was about ANY girl who would say yes be she a BBW, BAW(Average),BUW(Ugly), MBW(Medium), MAW,MUW,SBW(Small),SAW,SUW. And any other combination I have missed :D

But you are right even prostitutes refuse to have sex with me :(

I think I already know the answer but what the hell you've got to try. Any chance of a sex Alias ? I promise at least one of us will leave feeling satisfied :)

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Believe me the person that told you I had a tiny willy was being too kind lol.

I'll be satisfied though and that is all that matters. Any girl worth dating should only be worried about if her partner has been satisfied sexually.

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RE: who likes BBWs?

Ouch !!!

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RE: who likes BBWs?

I actually like BBW. (and slightly older woemn too.)
I like the big breasts and ample butts most have.

the catergories are somewhat arbitrary. I have noticed girls in Normal curvy and BBW that all look the same.

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I see enough fat people on the streets, I come here to see beatuiful women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =))=))=))

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Why men don't like you ? Quite simple,you don't like 'em either ( i.e everyone in your opinion is a wanker,a moron,an idiot,a jerk,a liar etc ). So if you wanna have some fans around,you'd better change that boring-annoying attitiude you got and be more relaxed. Go out more,get laid sometimes. Be relaxed,most people come here to forget about worries and everyday life,they don't need your nagging and whining.

Give people some credit and respect if you want some in return. If you couldn't care less,don't let the door hit your ass on your way out.

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RE: who likes BBWs?

The 7 series is a bit too big and cumbersome but the 5 series is great. I also like the sleek lines of the 6 series.

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Why is is always big beautiful women and never big ugly women, is this some kind of marketing tool for saps?
Every lady I stayed with for more than 6 months put on weight. why on earth would I want to start out with one already overweight?
Reality can be harsh sometimes.

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but u are a bbw also.big is beautiful?more like repulsive

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I zink ze BBW is a poor mans shevachenko! Zis is the poor man i get from start of ze season... he conspired against chelsea with Roman to remove me from my job, but i will not be moved. my drogba is worth the hottest girls on CC, he will fall down and you will give him ze penalty

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Fat people dont get ze love me, fact!

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Why do you post here? No one in ze video? =)) Move on!

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RE: who likes BBWs?

The question that really needs to be asked is why do you post here?Believe me your posts are not entertaining in the least.

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RE: who likes BBWs?

And you zink that yours are? Who are you kidding chelsea hater!

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RE: who likes BBWs?

No I don't think mine was amusing but it wasn't meant to be.You on the other hand obviously think your pathetic posts are.

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One last point i wud like to mention. I see no other sleepy posts so I zink that you are one of the many anonymous's who like to conspire against chelsea and post bad rude comments. At lease I do it with my own name...

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RE: Ode to oral sex

A very nice ode indeed :)

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RE: Ode to oral sex---for her too!

Not every girl likes cunnilingus
Or the jazz composer Charlie Mingus
But a girl who does is quite obsessed
Her man's tongue can never rest

When a girl gives prolonged head
Her jaw gets tired, so one girl said
Likewise a man’s tongue gets tired
From licking her he’s quite perspired

This is no really good solution
To pain with oral execution
A 69 is possible though
Now that I call a ‘quid pro quo!’



Not every girl likes cunnilingus
Or the jazz composer Charlie Mingus
But a girl who does is quite obsessed
Her man's tongue can never rest

When a girl gives prolonged head
Her jaw gets tired, so one girl said
Likewise a man’s tongue gets tired
From licking her he’s quite perspired

This is no really good solution
To pain with oral execution
A 69 is possible though
Now that I call a ‘quid pro quo!’



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VanillaManil

Hey Come See! Wow, She is beautiful, sexy, fun, sweet, always a great time, and loves to have fun! ;-)
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RE: VanillaManil

yep
your right ,, sexy lady .. i saw her wow too ,, very nice one too :-)

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WHY DO THEY?????????

Why does some Russian host have to have a conversation with each other in Russian in open chat when it is posted English only, please?

Don't they realized that alot of members get bored and just leave?

Are they just rude,or just don't know how to send a private message to themselves?

I won't get started on the ones that does tag now.
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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

mabey they talk about how boring some members and are polite to not say it in english

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

why are you asking us? did you think to ask them? or report it to administrators?

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

Send a complaint to help@camcontacts.com and mention the exact time you saw it. They will give warnings and then points against them.

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

As an alternative to the officer's suggestion Bubba you could try and stop letting such small petty things upset you so much.

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dear IMPY

It depends on the time of day when he was there. Different times of day have more European or Oriental hosts.

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

I am confused. So because others do it makes it ok?

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

There's host in chat I love to talk to in purely idiomatic East London dialect. Even AmEng speakers would find it difficult to understand at times so speakers of other languages find it impossible. Live and let live I think. Personally, I like to improve my language skills in Russian, Romanian and Tagalog.

I hate any kind of censorship in CC, enough of that in 'real' life but I can understand your frustration, I just don't share it.

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

Bubba just do what i do & imagine they are saying nice things about you.

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not only russians do it. i just look at it like its a type of flooding & enjoy listening to people getting upset by it.worse things happen in life.who cares if you don't know everything being said,there's probably lots said there that the hosts don't understand.

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That is an interesting concept: A monastic "chat" room where everyone takes the vow of silence! :)

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Tina! lol

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You are most welcome A-BBW :) I CAN be brief! (Ally, you're my witness here, right? The sniper has been eerily absent of late!)

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

BUBBA, I agree it is rude to speak another language in the company of those who do not understand it, but I suspect that not everyone who does this is attempting to exclude others. Sometimes it may be a case of simply being tired of speaking a foreign language hours on end and needing to revert to the comfort of one's "mother tongue."

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and what is your langauge, it seems we have some people who dont like speaking english all the time in commnunity chat room, hey all I got to say, get over it, why do you want to know what they are saying anyway, you are not in private with them anyway and if you were, im sure they will try their best to speak english with you.

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

Horay, I assume you intended this reply for BUBBA. I agree with you, some people just get tired. I have no problem with folks comunicating in their native tongue. I lived in France and would often welcome the opportunity of speaking my native English after speaking French all day. I do have a problem, however, if two people in a larger group suddenly lapse into their native tongue as a way of excluding others immediately around them. That is rude because it is the equivalent of turning your back top someone in the middle of a conversation. I hope you see the distinction I am making.

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dear Melomane

"I have no problem with folks comunicating in their native tongue."

Even when it's against the rules? are you one who says: "I have no problem with folks running stop signs and speeding in the neighborhood."?.

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RE: dear Melomane

It is not a rule, merely a request.

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RE: dear Melomane

Don't be so ridiculous. Jumping a stop sign or speeding through a neighbourhood could easily result in someones death.

A more apt comparison would be someone walking on the grass after seeing a "Do not walk on the grass" sign.

If you haven't got anything bigger to worry about than that then instead of moaning you should be counting your blessings.

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RE: dear Melomane

If you walk on my property, it is against the law. Little law maybe, but if you walk on the grass every day you kill it and turn that spot into mud.

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RE: dear Melomane

never jaywalked,spat on the pavementor littered anywhere for just a few examples traveler?your answer shows whether you are a hypocritical git or a liar!!

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RE: dear Melomane

...and "the rules are the rules," right Traveler? Come on guy, even the laws that inform these rules make distinctions about the relative gravity of offenses. You yourself admit it is a "little rule," but apparently are made uneasy by the prospect that anyone should trangress even the pettitest of offenses. Don't think! Stay within the lines and you'll be okay, right? That's the stuff of religious and politcal orthodoxy. And that, my friend, sets the stage for tyranny!

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RE: dear Melomane

Thank you.

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RE: dear Melomane

Traveler, I do not share your simplistic 'the-rules-are-the-rules' view here. Even so, the distinction I made is consistent with the spirit of the rule. I said I do NOT think it is right for people to speak a language other than English when the intention is to exclude others, but I am sympathetic to those who lapse into their native tongue because they are just plain tired of speaking a foreign language all day. Anyone who speaks a second (or third, fourth...) language knows what I am talking about.

As to your comparison with speeding and running stop signs, there is none.

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dear Melomane

Did you read the rules? If they want to speak a language other than English they are free to talk in private or take it to the ChatHost Chat.

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RE: dear Melomane

You can quite easily argue that it is not a rule... ask CC yourself ;)

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RE: dear Melomane

Understood. Read my responses to "the traveler" above.

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RE: WHY DO THEY?????????

because they just get really bored talking with u! Here s a lot of hosts with higher education and they can talk abt mant things but what can u offer? Stupid chat only abt "hard cocks"?

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Just Breathe ................







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Scenario 1

You have come home early from work to discover moaning in your bedroom. You immediately become suspicious and you head straight to the bedroom. You find you wife in bed with another woman.... Do you...

a) get angry?

b) walk straight out the door

c) join them
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RE: Scenario 1

im really really annoyed

why ..


i was divorced 2 years , and now she is bringing her Gf to my house ?
without asking ?

damn how rude ..

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quietly step away (after a moment) and go and make three cups of coffee/tea/juice.
then goto my pc and turn on the hidden camera in the bedroom:D

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RE: Scenario 1

Hahahaha niceee. I know my lover would love that, especially if my choosen woman would be a blonde hahaha. I swear i would do it once,................. if i wouldnt be so jelouse

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RE: Scenario 1

join them, then after, kick them both out. she was cheating...whether it was with a woman, man or beast. i don't put up with cheating!

but..i do like johnzhon's reply

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RE: Scenario 1

None of the above. For dramatic effect, you have a servant slay them both with a sword. You then throw yourself on the mercy of the court, ask to be forgiven because your wife was caught "in flagrante delicto," and offended your honor and the family name. Agree to give a large sum of money to the Church and enter a monastery for one year to do "penance."

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RE: NEW ARMY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can squeeze the trigger on my "little gun" any time you want :P

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doesn't look like there'll be the right kind of trigger pulling if you're in non-adult..but cute pics!

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RE: NEW ARMY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! You are in non-adult and your English language skills are poor. What a treat! Can't wait to join you!!!!

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RE: NEW ARMY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

will go good with your lack of manners & class Ted.

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RE: NEW ARMY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, If you want to spend your money exchanging broken English with some random Russian in a bizarre outfit, that's up to you.

Personally, if I was going to pay some girl for a chat, I'd expect some muff action :)

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R.I.P Alan Ball

World Cup winner Alan Ball has died of a heart attack at the age of 61.

Ball was the youngest member of the England side that won the World Cup in 1966 and went on to win 72 caps.

Thx for the memories, RIP
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RE: R.I.P Alan Ball

he may have been english but he was a great player and personality. my heart goes out to his family. may he rest in peace

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RE: R.I.P Alan Ball

Damn! I'm very sad. Thanks for letting us know.

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