General Forum
dear "no one you know:)"
If the only reason they are "your members" is if you will meet them and you don't want to then you didn't really lose them, did you?
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
How about if I come to your country and just follow you around for a couple of days :D
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
May i be ur 5th?..., but i'll ask it just tomorrow, if we could....:PP
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
saying yu have AIDs helps too ......or better yet tell them that dark shadow on your pussy is flies .......
RE: "i want to meet you in real!" to no one you know
well thank you my dear at least you are honest
and that is what i like
thank you again
and that is what i like
thank you again
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
i have the same problem being a member.all the hosts want to meet me in real.if i start now with the meetings,maybe i can get them all in in 50 years or so.LOL. damn it's tough being so popular and sought after.i need help.any members want to take some off of my hands?LOL
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
You wish,what's this,now a certain member leaves u think you can be like him,no way,he was popular because he was kind and funny and yes sometimes an asshole,i have had a few dissagreements with him in his time here,but at least you knew what to expect from him,you Paco,you are just a wanna-be imshy (or DM,jOHNZHON,SLUTTPUPPY) get over it,your nothing and never will be to anyone here
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
oh that was harsh but please have the balls to leave your name.takes a lot of real manly courage to post under no name.and if you don't have a sense of humor about what i posted earlier,that's not my problem.it was a joke.DUH! and there are plenty here that like me and for those that don't,i really don't care.
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
C'mon paco let me choose,you have so many :)) And what the hell did you do to provoke an attack like the To Paco post before?
RE: "i want to meet you in real!"
your guess is as good as mine max.just some jerk with nothing better to do than give me a hard time.so maybe if you're nice to me max,i'll let you choose some.
RE: Oh Fuck ......
That you're a wanna be :D
And maaaaybe if you're a good boy you'll become paco :D
And maaaaybe if you're a good boy you'll become paco :D
RE: Oh Fuck ......
Then you'll become like Alex
( =)) Sorry Alex, couldn't help that one and I didn't have any other name jump in my mind.. )
( =)) Sorry Alex, couldn't help that one and I didn't have any other name jump in my mind.. )
emoticon abuse
a question for any host or viewer that abuses emoticons............why do you insist on annoying some many in the chat?
RE: emoticon abuse
as for me i think that its ok...for example i always shoot there...some roomers enjoy it,some hate...i can understand it.but y ask to stop our fun?its not good to.when someone sends dozens of kisses or smiles i dont mind.may they do what they like.the only two things i hate at cc chat are when its silent there and when someone speaks rude with hosts and members...that makes me really sad.the rest is ok:)pity,but nothing can satisfy all.
to confused
i dont say that i like to annoy people.
i said that sometimes i want to have fun too...why cant i?
all here want it,they do it in different ways...y not?
each person chooses what it more suitable for him...whats bad in it?
and i didnt said that i like to be rude!when was i rude?tell me and i ll correct it :-)
promise O:-)
i said that sometimes i want to have fun too...why cant i?
all here want it,they do it in different ways...y not?
each person chooses what it more suitable for him...whats bad in it?
and i didnt said that i like to be rude!when was i rude?tell me and i ll correct it :-)
promise O:-)
RE: emoticon abuse
i think it depends how much someone is doing it - sometimes 2 or 3 people fill the screen very quickly and it becomes impossible to hold conversations - but occasionally I think it is fine to do some
RE: emoticon abuse
i think the use of emoticons is fine and fun but the flooding of emoticons that take up most or all of the chat room so that i can't even read the messages is extreme just don't use so very many can't you express yourself just as well with a dozen roses as opposed to having to flood the chat with 30 or 40 or more
RE: emoticon abuse
if you are so bothered about people posting emotions in the cc chat room then i would suggest you need to get out more and maybe get a life, i mean hell, is this really the biggest thing some people have to worry about?!?
its a chat room and as such any way i choice to express myself is fine as long as i stay with in cc's rules and as i am sure you all know the mane rule is talk in english, it says it right at the top of the chat room. how many of the complaining cry babies always/only type in english?
and of course there is always the option of leaving or ignoring those that bother you, so do one of them next time
its a chat room and as such any way i choice to express myself is fine as long as i stay with in cc's rules and as i am sure you all know the mane rule is talk in english, it says it right at the top of the chat room. how many of the complaining cry babies always/only type in english?
and of course there is always the option of leaving or ignoring those that bother you, so do one of them next time
RE: emoticon abuse
Emots use to be restricted to 6 only.....this rule shud be re-applied.
Consider other ppl, if you wanna express yourself with emots then do it in the person's private space.
Consider other ppl, if you wanna express yourself with emots then do it in the person's private space.
RE: emoticon abuse
You're bothered by them being bothered - What does that say about you?
Anyway, c'mon, 5 dollars for just 5 minutes - I have an irritable bowel, it'll be a crazy adventure.
Anyway, c'mon, 5 dollars for just 5 minutes - I have an irritable bowel, it'll be a crazy adventure.
RE: emoticon abuse
i think the point is that using the emoticons can be fun and a nice way for people to express themselves but some people are flooding the chat with them and it really does make it difficult to keep up with conversations, also i don't like to ignore people in the chat but i do often times when they insist on over doing the emoticons
RE: get well soon Fidel
a stupid man who treated his people as children and never groomed leadership from the people - when he dies what little organization exists there will fall apart
RE: get well soon Fidel
Better the devil you know.... you'll miss him whens hes gone Anon,
who will you yanks demonise next, Just because the blocakade didnt finish them off. Hes no angel I admit, but the worse human rights offences in cuba are at your base, and if all those cubans hadnt left i doubt Miami would be as vibrant a place as it is today, I hope he gets well soon, and a happy 80th birthday to him as well.....
who will you yanks demonise next, Just because the blocakade didnt finish them off. Hes no angel I admit, but the worse human rights offences in cuba are at your base, and if all those cubans hadnt left i doubt Miami would be as vibrant a place as it is today, I hope he gets well soon, and a happy 80th birthday to him as well.....
RE: get well soon Fidel
i hear his brother is not much better, if even better at all? He has been the head of Cuban Intelligence and Security, so to all who think there might be change, I wouldn't hold my breath for too long!!!
RE: get well soon Fidel
a stupid man? I think not.
he's managed to keep the all powerful us at bay now
for what? over 40 years?
he's been around for 9 or so presidents.
stupid?
he's managed to keep the all powerful us at bay now
for what? over 40 years?
he's been around for 9 or so presidents.
stupid?
RE: get well soon Fidel
Cuba is hardly any threat anymore, in fact the embargo has had the effect of Cuba having one of the worlds best medical research progams in the world. Honestly can't see what the fuss is about, Cuba poses zero threat to America and the democratic world anymore, times have changed, so what if it's still a communist country the cold war is long over and the nukes cuba was given in the 1960's are probably rusting in some field.
RE: get well soon Fidel
actually Cuba's vaunted medical care is not for the average folk, you ogtta be a rich western sympathizer or one of cuba's "communist" elite oligarchy. as for the nukes they were never in Castro's hands, the USSR kept control and was forced to remove them from the island.
Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
RE: Why Men Are Happier Than Women
meant men do not have hysterics during about 5-6 days every month :PP
RE: Why Men Are Happier Than Women
Yes EasyTouch you are right. But is there such a thing as a nice woman or is she as mythical as the Unicorn :D
Ways To Order A Pizza
1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.
RE: Ways To Order A Pizza
I phoned for 4 pizzas - Korean guy brought 23!!! He said, "You should say one number 10, one number 15, not a number 10. a number 15!" Bloody cheek, I'm an English teacher! But he gave us an extra 4 for free - nice! :)
RE: Attantion: America Fights Back Against Masturbation!
the official white house site is:
http://www.whitehouse.gov
what u claimed to be "official" is parody
http://www.whitehouse.gov
what u claimed to be "official" is parody
RE: Attantion: America Fights Back Against Masturbation!
The "true" White House website uses the .gov extension rather than the .org
RE: Attantion: America Fights Back Against Masturbation!
What, no more wanking Yank! Oh the calamity of it all!
SexyDoll
Wow - check out SexyDoll. She is very very hot. Stunning, kinky and very willing to play. Highly Recommended indeed for a hot experience
For Tiny/Doll
never knew there'd come a day
When I'd be sayin to you
Don't let this good love slip away
Now that we know that its true
Don't, Don't you know the kind of man I am
No, said I'd never fall in love again
But its real
And the feeling comes shinin thru
I'm so caught up in you
Little girl
And I never did suspect a thing
So caught up in you
Little girl
That I never wanna get myself free
And baby its true
You're the one
Who caught me, baby you taught me
How good it could be
It took so long to change my mind
I thought that love was a game
I played around enough to find
No two are ever the same
You made me realize the love I'd missed
So hot, love I couldn't quite resist
When its right, the light just comes shinin thru
Fill your days and your nights
No need to ever ask me twice
oh no
Whenever you want me
And if ever, comes a day
When you should turn and walk away
Oh no
I can't live without you
I'm so caught up in you
And if ever comes a day
When you should turn and walk away
Oh no
I can't live with out you
When I'd be sayin to you
Don't let this good love slip away
Now that we know that its true
Don't, Don't you know the kind of man I am
No, said I'd never fall in love again
But its real
And the feeling comes shinin thru
I'm so caught up in you
Little girl
And I never did suspect a thing
So caught up in you
Little girl
That I never wanna get myself free
And baby its true
You're the one
Who caught me, baby you taught me
How good it could be
It took so long to change my mind
I thought that love was a game
I played around enough to find
No two are ever the same
You made me realize the love I'd missed
So hot, love I couldn't quite resist
When its right, the light just comes shinin thru
Fill your days and your nights
No need to ever ask me twice
oh no
Whenever you want me
And if ever, comes a day
When you should turn and walk away
Oh no
I can't live without you
I'm so caught up in you
And if ever comes a day
When you should turn and walk away
Oh no
I can't live with out you
Rules for a Happy Life
Five Rules to having a happy life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
Blueberry Hill:-))
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
RE: why oh why?
I think that depends how nice the girl is and I think valery deserves roses before sex hahaha
RE: why oh why?
Sorry Valery, it is winter "down under". No roses until September. Will a kiss do?
For those who don't seem to understand Aussie English
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~enigman/australia/slang.html
RE: For those who don't seem to understand Aussie English
Boogy, Moogy, muumba twat, mmmmm deh twat. Stickler buto, buto!!!!
your pal, Muto
your pal, Muto
hmmmmm
they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ... so I would be sincerely flattered if only it weren't such a poor imitation ... tell me, who in their right minds calls their dick a "pecker" and spells masturbating with an "e"??
RE: hmmmmm
So If I were having problems on Comm chat, what would I do...create another profile perhaps. Chuckanana you are a genious (in a weird chick kind of way).
It seems that whenever the "Chuck1121566" is not posting "A Banana" strangely pops up (and A Banana alway seemed really obsessed with talking about Chuck). I have never visited either of these girls, but I think they must be promoted by the same studio owner, it's the same person, or it's a couple sharing in some heavy anal love. Both writing styles seem strikingly close (though one does use actual sentences) but it is easy to notice how similar their thought processes, and subject matter are...I'm sure I'm not the first idiot to realize that these are the same person or special
ass-buddies I guess it just took me a little longer than everyone else
It seems that whenever the "Chuck1121566" is not posting "A Banana" strangely pops up (and A Banana alway seemed really obsessed with talking about Chuck). I have never visited either of these girls, but I think they must be promoted by the same studio owner, it's the same person, or it's a couple sharing in some heavy anal love. Both writing styles seem strikingly close (though one does use actual sentences) but it is easy to notice how similar their thought processes, and subject matter are...I'm sure I'm not the first idiot to realize that these are the same person or special
ass-buddies I guess it just took me a little longer than everyone else
RE: hmmmmm
ok ... I have been told that WTF and myself are one in the same person and I was actually quite flattered by that one ... but chuck11?? ... now that is an interesting comparison and I am not entirely sure how you came up with that one, since the notorious chuck cannot even string a sentence together as you suggested. But you are welcome to your opinions as is everyone here, and since the people here that matter know who I am (and who I am not), that is all that is really important.
RE: hmmmmm
lol, methinks the fruit doth protest too much, however in this case I think he might be right. 'Chuck1121566' is a foxy chathost and 'A Banana" is merely a denizen of the forums and occasionally comm chat and I doubt that they are one in the same person ... although I could be wrong.
to A Banana
sorry but you got that wrong.i matter & i have no idea who you are!p.s i couldn't give a flying ,,,, either.no offence intended oh bendy fruit. :-))
RE: to A Banana
no offence taken ... and apologies for my presumptuousness ... it may well be that you do matter, as we all hope we do.
RE: hmmmmm
Sorry to see there imposters bananas around here.... nowadays you can't even trust fruits, vegetables, and much less people with little peckers....
dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
How tall are you? I guess short if you were a real gymnast.
Let's say you are 162cm then anything from 48 up to 61kg is normal by American medical standards, though if your bones are large the higher number is perfect.
Let's say you are 162cm then anything from 48 up to 61kg is normal by American medical standards, though if your bones are large the higher number is perfect.
RE: dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
And what did your instructor say about your tits? Aren't they large for gymnastics?
RE: dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
She used to be a gimnast, so, pretty skinny.. I know how that feels.. so I can understand her :) She's not fat, not skinny, I think she looks well, but it's her choice :)
RE: dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
It's not about soprts, Gorti, it's about being used to be slim.
I am 1.70 m, and for many years, I was having 45 kilos, that means skinny. I got to have 60-65 and if some see it fit, I see myself fat. So it's a matter of being used with a certain look ;)
I am 1.70 m, and for many years, I was having 45 kilos, that means skinny. I got to have 60-65 and if some see it fit, I see myself fat. So it's a matter of being used with a certain look ;)
RE: dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
if you are trained to be a 40kg girl in your life then 50kg feels very fat - it's 25% extra than you expect
RE: dear "Cum4MeWithMe"
I have seen a few of your video's, and trust me, u are not fat at all, very far from it. But if u want to loose some, they say having sex for 45 mins, is same as running 2 miles, so...i volunteer...hehe
RE: thank yoU!!!!!
Will you wear a Kangaroo outfit for me Nadeen ?
And if you will can I put my hand in your pouch :D
And if you will can I put my hand in your pouch :D
RE: thank yoU!!!!!
Oh only one green frog now.
Does that mean I have been thrown out the other pocket ? :(
Does that mean I have been thrown out the other pocket ? :(
RE: thank yoU!!!!!
Yes very...just have realized?:PP
What do you think, what i am doing in your pocket?:PP
What do you think, what i am doing in your pocket?:PP
damn!
DAMN! another day goes by with no posts about me.LOL,sorry i'm just bored and had nothing better to say right now.
RE: i am
Usually when I am bored I log onto cc go and see a hot girl and masturbate :)
Hope that helps :D
Hope that helps :D
Gold digger
Ow! Track-stars woo...hey... DTP
Let's Go
She's dangerous,(Uh huh) super bad. (OK)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
She's dangerous (alright) super bad (uh huh)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
Yeah, shes a money magnet, smell a dollar bill in ya clothes.
Gold digger style from her head to her toes
You here me sayin no don't mess with this dress
She's out to get ya dough none more none less
Shes lookin' for a prize, man you killin me
Actin like you don't see the dollar signs in her eyes
She wants her nails done, and her hair too
Plus a diamond necklace, thats all on you
You still can't see it, yeah you a sucka
If you do it homeboy man i couldn't be it
Hypmontised by her goodlooks?
Yeah maybe, but a victim for a good crook? Nope not me!
Consider yourself worn so you can stay.
Or you can stick to my rhyme and get the heck away!
Either way, go figure, shes a gold digger.
Gettin' close as your bank row grows bigger
She's dangerous, super bad,
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold digger..
She's a gold digger..
You gotcha way witha beauty
A treat with a brain
When she look at you she only see "ching-ching"
Mil around your neck, mil around your arms
A championship ring, she must be a bowla hard
She turns on the leader, as soon as you need her
Once you bite the bait, you look mighty thico
When money talks she ticks like F.B.I
Ready to handcuff the right guy
Look you in the eye, and tell a boldface lie.
Schemin on the way to money yo, well ya tried
Guess its a game now, gotta watch who you trust
Like her because, its only out for your books
Ye sir, shes all about being paid
At the end of everyday its a fine new grade,
What more can i say? But the wires up front
Better watch out, she'll leave yah with insuffiant
She's so phsyical.
I say movie stars you better watch your back
She'll be spending up your cheque
Oh yeah. For the growin... just won't stop
Will be rottin in your eyes
She's a...Gold digga, gold digga, gold digga yeah.
She's dreaming schemin on a way to get your dough
She hit the lottery now hit the flow, you just don't know
because you got got and thats for show
Oh eyah she's a superstar chick
But don't fool with her unless you got miles of risk
She's a pimpstress runnin' more game than the olympics
to cease your assests like the I.R.S
Aha uh uh huh
Let's Go
She's dangerous,(Uh huh) super bad. (OK)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
She's dangerous (alright) super bad (uh huh)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
Yeah, shes a money magnet, smell a dollar bill in ya clothes.
Gold digger style from her head to her toes
You here me sayin no don't mess with this dress
She's out to get ya dough none more none less
Shes lookin' for a prize, man you killin me
Actin like you don't see the dollar signs in her eyes
She wants her nails done, and her hair too
Plus a diamond necklace, thats all on you
You still can't see it, yeah you a sucka
If you do it homeboy man i couldn't be it
Hypmontised by her goodlooks?
Yeah maybe, but a victim for a good crook? Nope not me!
Consider yourself worn so you can stay.
Or you can stick to my rhyme and get the heck away!
Either way, go figure, shes a gold digger.
Gettin' close as your bank row grows bigger
She's dangerous, super bad,
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold digger..
She's a gold digger..
You gotcha way witha beauty
A treat with a brain
When she look at you she only see "ching-ching"
Mil around your neck, mil around your arms
A championship ring, she must be a bowla hard
She turns on the leader, as soon as you need her
Once you bite the bait, you look mighty thico
When money talks she ticks like F.B.I
Ready to handcuff the right guy
Look you in the eye, and tell a boldface lie.
Schemin on the way to money yo, well ya tried
Guess its a game now, gotta watch who you trust
Like her because, its only out for your books
Ye sir, shes all about being paid
At the end of everyday its a fine new grade,
What more can i say? But the wires up front
Better watch out, she'll leave yah with insuffiant
She's so phsyical.
I say movie stars you better watch your back
She'll be spending up your cheque
Oh yeah. For the growin... just won't stop
Will be rottin in your eyes
She's a...Gold digga, gold digga, gold digga yeah.
She's dreaming schemin on a way to get your dough
She hit the lottery now hit the flow, you just don't know
because you got got and thats for show
Oh eyah she's a superstar chick
But don't fool with her unless you got miles of risk
She's a pimpstress runnin' more game than the olympics
to cease your assests like the I.R.S
Aha uh uh huh
The Fly:-))
There was a fly flying six inches over the lake.
At the same time there was a fish in the water that was gonna jump up and eat the fly when it came over.
At the same time there's a bear thinking that when the fish goes for the fly he's gonna grab the fish and eat it.
At the same time there is a hunter thats gonna drop his sandwich and shoot the bear when it goes for the fish.
But at the same time there's a mouse thats gonna take the hunters sandwich when the hunter goes to shoot the bear.
And there's a cat who at the same time is thinking he's gonna run over and eat the mouse when it goes for the sandwich.
So this all happens at the same time and the cat ends up falling into the lake.
So what is the moral of this story?
"When the fly goes down six inches the pussy always gets wet"
At the same time there was a fish in the water that was gonna jump up and eat the fly when it came over.
At the same time there's a bear thinking that when the fish goes for the fly he's gonna grab the fish and eat it.
At the same time there is a hunter thats gonna drop his sandwich and shoot the bear when it goes for the fish.
But at the same time there's a mouse thats gonna take the hunters sandwich when the hunter goes to shoot the bear.
And there's a cat who at the same time is thinking he's gonna run over and eat the mouse when it goes for the sandwich.
So this all happens at the same time and the cat ends up falling into the lake.
So what is the moral of this story?
"When the fly goes down six inches the pussy always gets wet"
looking for asian mistress
are there any slim asian girls who like to have a slave to kiss their hi heeled shoes and worship them. I know will get normal derisive comments, but would like to meet a real asian mistress or even beginner who like to experience
RE: looking for asian mistress
Youe eyes would certainly screw up if I sent a naked pic of me to you :P
RE: looking for asian mistress
21alex. You would never guess by looking at her, but she really loves to be in charge. She is not abusive or even very dominant at first. But when she realizes she can call the shots, her eyes light up and she really enjoys being boss. Don't ask how I know. <blush>
RE: looking for asian mistress
Yes 21Alex is great she is a sweety but realy enjoys being dominant. She has nice costume too see her pics for 24th and 26th of June. She does not advertise it but she can be enthusiastic mistress. Very hairy too!