General Forum

hi to all,
we are fed up to notice the increasing number of chathosts who have opened session on CC and other similar sites at the same time, which is forbidden by the rules here though. They belong to studios or have enough money to buy a second computer, and doing that, they are killing the business, doing an unfair competition to loyal chathosts who are only present on one site at a time.
Moreover, there are complains from members telling that kind of chathosts who "run with the hunt and hunt with the hounds" don't give full attention, as they are doing more than one videochat at the same time, even in one-to-one.
It's more than urgent to see that an authority make this stop and fine heavily the guilty ones, for a fair and honest competition.

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee
Her Son is on the cover of the Wheaties Box
Her Daughter is on the cover of Business Week
Her Boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl
and her husband is on the back of a milk carton

1. A host didn't speak Russian just English.
2. I found out who the girl who likes trains was.
3. A girl ate her icecream very quickly.

If anything else exciting happens, be assured, I will let you know.

20.7 is Veja's birthday... I hope everyone will stop by her chat tomorrow and wish her a happy day. :)

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why all hosts with screenames wich begins from 0001 has such a bad quality pictures and video?

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

Your Clothes -

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

The Baby's Name -

1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.

2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.

3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!

Preparing for the Birth -

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

The Layette -

1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries -

1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Activities -

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out -

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home -

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Is Pippi Longstocking the strongest girl in the world or could you beat her in an arm wrestle ?

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dudes, what's the deal with the sudden upsurge in the prose and poetry?!? How about someone give us a couple of recommendations for hosts with a huge rack or a nice hot ass, or a complaint about some stall queen, or maybe tell us a sob story about falling in love with a chick and then getting your heart stomped on ... like the good old days?

I don't know how to start
But I know how this will end
I can't see either of us remaining good friends

We had a lot of fun
Shared some bad times too
And I know some part of me will never get over you

Everytime I hear our song
Or smell your sweet perfume
My mind drifts back to all the time we spent in your bedroom

I remember that first time
You put your hand in mine
And suddenly all around me my life seemed to be just fine

Your long flowing hair
Your cheeks red with cold
I always hoped it would be with you that I would grow old

Remember when we talked
For hours on the phone
Remember how you hated me having to go back home

The things we discussed
The future we had planned
A lot of things that no one else would understand

Cast your mind back
When we discussed children's names
Reece and Megan invented before they even entered the frame

And if you'd stayed with me
As pointless as it all seems
You'd still have someone to listen and understand every time you need to scream

But now I am without you
And there's someone else instead
And now I know I need you like a bullet in the head

I was led to the feelings by you
I just needed a fantasy
But you wanted it more than me
The feelings that lead to hurt
I tried to show you
I was genuine and good
But it was only my visits
That you understood
I sent you flowers and gifts
I wrote stories and emails
and all the passion in my heart
Sadly, all you want is visits
Not what I can say or do
And when the visits stop
I am alone - without you
Is this what you wanted
At the very start
Because now we are apart

Enjoy :)
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A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got
together to visit their old university professor. The conversation
soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of
cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain-looking,
some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves
to the coffee.

After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor
said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken
up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but
normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the
source of your problems and stress.

Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In
most cases, its just more expensive and in some cases even hides
what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the
cup, but you consciously went for the best cupsand then
began eyeing each other's cups.

Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold
and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define
nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by
concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God
has provided us."

God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee.

And it's amazing
the look in your eyes
Like you could save me
But you won't even try
And then you tell me again
How everything will be alright

And if I told you
That I'm sorry
Would you tell me that you were wrong
Or would you hold me down forever
If I came to your for answers

And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up, again
Cuz I would be heavenly
if baby you'd just rescue me, now

And I'm surrounded
You spill
All alive and brand new
And I'll forget about you long enough
To forget why I need to

And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now

The days are
Drifting away from me
I still wake up
Burning through everything
And It's all I know
Somebody save me now

And I saw
Pictures in my head
I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
Ohhhh
Pictures in my head
I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now

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Romania provides the coolest, nicest and prettiest girls here !!!!
yeeeeaaaahhhhhh

hi my dear chathosts, I would like to know if some of you would be interested in having a very heavy meal in videochat, with loads of food (pizza, burgers, chips, beans, eggs, etc.) and drinks (beer, sodas, milk). if you like the idea, i have time to spend to fulfill it. feel free to leave a message here with your screen name and i will contact you soon. thanks girls, enjoy your day.

Love can be so cold
And loneliness gets old
More than words or broken promises
I want to show you what true love is.I'm always there for you
I'll always stand by you
When the world has closed the door
-and you can't go on anymore
I'm always there for youYou've been hurt before
And you don't want anymore
There's a better way for you
Believe in me, I'll see you through

On wich unusual place have a had real sex ???
And can u tell me, about wich place you dream to make love ??? lollllllllllll
Im very curious.

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any bananas?"
He gets thrown out.
He comes in the next day and asks the same thing, "got any bananas?"
Again, he gets the bums rush.
This goes on for several days until the bartender has had enough of this crap and screams,
"If you ever set foot in the bar again, I am gonna nail your stupid feet to the floor and rip your beak off!" Then the duck is thrown out into the street.

The very next day the duck once again enters the bar and walks up to the bartender.
"Hey buddy! Got any bananas?" asks the duck
"For the last and final time I don't have any damned bananas!!!" screams the bartender.
"Oh..." says the duck. "Got any nails?"

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A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?

The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath underwater?"

Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"

The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'."

I was wondering if anyone knows the old host freakpussy who after that went under the nick simonia.

I have been her friend for like 3-4 years if not longer and I sent her an e-mail the other day to find out her e-mail no longer works.

I was wondering if anyone knew of a way to get in contact with her.

If not i will wait for her to send me a message again like she always does. Just been a while like it is between us and I thought it would be nice to send her a message.

Thanks in advance if you are able to help me.

Peace out!