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RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
well im thinking 50%-50% coz......
Italy was champion on worldcup 3 times.... and they are good, strong and young team ...
but....
France is experienced team and Zidane Zinedine (best player - gold ball this of this cup) said its last game for him and for 2 or 3 players also (dont remember their names) so they will play hard today i guess coz i would like to go only as champion too.......
in ditto time Zidane says that he leave national football not 1st time and we remember how Zidane and also 3 players already left football once and fans didnt come to the stadiums when France were without them... so maybe they will back again?....
so in my soul i think Italy will win, but my brain tell me France will champions :)
sorry for my english guys :)))))) lol
Italy was champion on worldcup 3 times.... and they are good, strong and young team ...
but....
France is experienced team and Zidane Zinedine (best player - gold ball this of this cup) said its last game for him and for 2 or 3 players also (dont remember their names) so they will play hard today i guess coz i would like to go only as champion too.......
in ditto time Zidane says that he leave national football not 1st time and we remember how Zidane and also 3 players already left football once and fans didnt come to the stadiums when France were without them... so maybe they will back again?....
so in my soul i think Italy will win, but my brain tell me France will champions :)
sorry for my english guys :)))))) lol
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
hmmm i dont think England good team now..... earlier - yes, they were the best but now.... look at David Beckham :( he is just as Cristiano Ronaldo Santos Aveiro - guys who wants only glory and money :( They forgot what is real football and know only advertisment of boots and pepsi :( David Beckham thinks only about how he looks at cams and cosmetics. All know he is the most famous man who every day use cosmetics and do manicure (and he is not gay just that type of men who want look better when women) :p
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
i do not blame him if he want to look good, i dont blame him at all, but he plays now very bad. thats my opinion :)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
How come when girls talk football, they always end up talking only about the pretty players? :P
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
Who will win the Football World Cup? I know already the answer, the best team of all!!!! Italy for sure. Italians always do it better. Pour toutes les franaise allez manger le camembert ce soir, c'est mieux pour vous que regardez le match a la Tl.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
As a portuguese i do hope France gets run over by a bus.... :p
Go Italy! ;-)
Go Italy! ;-)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
My heart goes to France 2:1!!!. I used to live in France in my childhood and I had a bitter taste when the french team with Platini lost in semi-final and I followed them since then and I had so much joy in 98. I like this multi color and racial team unlike the french society racist and thinking they are the best and hate french politics I'm near again a child dream.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
Yeah, I never really thought about it before, but the racial composition of the French team does seem kinda cool. :)
Italy doesn't deserve to win anyway.... All that match fixing garbage is a black mark on the soul of football... It's an insult to the game that their national team even made it out of the first round.
Go France! Go Zizou! :)
Italy doesn't deserve to win anyway.... All that match fixing garbage is a black mark on the soul of football... It's an insult to the game that their national team even made it out of the first round.
Go France! Go Zizou! :)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
If Italy win.. to everyone vertuel beer :P In case France... well.. vodka... =)
Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Hmm I read the story about fake pic and not only.I like this forum actually.If you dont like to be revealed or if you're afraid for you reputation you may not sign with your name.This is cool.
Just i was thinking why some ppl start to tell their problems here and then go surprized if they get not only positive but also negative replies.I like negative replies as well as positive.And actually most of negative especcialy anonymous replies are honest at least to me.I dont mean they all are right and correct but ppl tell you what they think in a honest way.How they thin is right from their point of view.And Id like to thank them as seem here not all like me but anyway some of them find time to read my posts and even reply to me.:)
Some ppl dont like this. But again If you want only to have a pity on you.You should tell this only to ppl whom you expect will have pity on you.Here is discussion forum so you shouldn't have offended if you got negative replies as well as positive.
Just i was thinking why some ppl start to tell their problems here and then go surprized if they get not only positive but also negative replies.I like negative replies as well as positive.And actually most of negative especcialy anonymous replies are honest at least to me.I dont mean they all are right and correct but ppl tell you what they think in a honest way.How they thin is right from their point of view.And Id like to thank them as seem here not all like me but anyway some of them find time to read my posts and even reply to me.:)
Some ppl dont like this. But again If you want only to have a pity on you.You should tell this only to ppl whom you expect will have pity on you.Here is discussion forum so you shouldn't have offended if you got negative replies as well as positive.
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
totally agree with you Gortensia :)
All ppl have thier own opinion and they have their rights to post them here. And i dont like when ppl post here some personal tradegy and become angry if someone reply something rude. If you post here you should expect any replies - doesnt matter compassion or critiques
All ppl have thier own opinion and they have their rights to post them here. And i dont like when ppl post here some personal tradegy and become angry if someone reply something rude. If you post here you should expect any replies - doesnt matter compassion or critiques
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Gorty you are sooooo...hmmm, sooooooo.....hmmmm...feck i couldnt find any really negative words on you:PP
RE: to Raveena
Raveena, I do feel sorry for you but I may have missed something in all your posts ... do you still love this guy and will you stay with him ... and if not, wanna shack up with me???
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Cat fight cat fight!:D
Gorty, what rav meant to say is that sometimes your attitude in ur posts seems to be rather superior. You said u can handle negative remarks too. Well here it is: in ur posts u always try to seem so mature, down to earth and superior but you're not. You superficially try to psycho analyse almost every post in this forum that concerns a serious matter and to top that out sometimes you use, again, superficial philosophy that reminds me of my teenager years.
Gorty, what rav meant to say is that sometimes your attitude in ur posts seems to be rather superior. You said u can handle negative remarks too. Well here it is: in ur posts u always try to seem so mature, down to earth and superior but you're not. You superficially try to psycho analyse almost every post in this forum that concerns a serious matter and to top that out sometimes you use, again, superficial philosophy that reminds me of my teenager years.
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
quick, someone get some jello or mud and the chicks can go at in in there!! ... at least it will be a lot more exciting that trying to read through all these long-winded posts on what seems to be the same damn topic we have been subjected to since Raveena posted her initial story ...
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum(to joy)
Hmm actually I dont try to sound some way.
Perhaps in order not to sound superior I should tell here something about my private problems or some unhappy story of my love. To ask advice?
Hmm I dont like to ask advice in such things and Im not so kind to put my private story only in order other to be teached on it
Perhaps in order not to sound superior I should tell here something about my private problems or some unhappy story of my love. To ask advice?
Hmm I dont like to ask advice in such things and Im not so kind to put my private story only in order other to be teached on it
maybe its not new ....
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
smelly fish
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
riddle
am first in everything,
I am the centre of honesty,
and the end of all trouble.
I am not in difficulty,
I always come in time,
I am never out of money.
I am never in war,always in peace
I never get in bad company,
I always end a dialogue,
I always finish the game.
I am always in your dreams,
And though I am silent in love
But if I wouldn't come after u,
it wouldn't be true.
So start with me and end with me or else -there's no escape.
Now find Who am I ????????
I am the centre of honesty,
and the end of all trouble.
I am not in difficulty,
I always come in time,
I am never out of money.
I am never in war,always in peace
I never get in bad company,
I always end a dialogue,
I always finish the game.
I am always in your dreams,
And though I am silent in love
But if I wouldn't come after u,
it wouldn't be true.
So start with me and end with me or else -there's no escape.
Now find Who am I ????????
recommendations
can someone tell me who is a girl who does a great show but is professional about it. i just want to see a show and not deal with the crap that there is anything beyond money for a show. I really am sick of girls who try to convince me it is anything else. I just want a show.
RE: recommendations
Lovefuel for sure. No nonsense..gets to it with a minimum of fuss...incredible body.
RE: recommendations
there are no photos of lovefuel since October 2005 - is she the same girl? but must be very good to get 2 recommendations in here so quickly?
RE: recommendations
lovefuel aka zmaidenz was on July 6, 2006..............also rec. snakexxgirl............both are non BS performers who show pus with no hesitation or follow directions for your ala carte wishes LOL
RE: recommendations
Try Flowerpower. Very cute girl and will get on with a show with no stalling.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
"Allez les bleus" it's better like that :)
But still, I don't want them to win, I want to see their sorry ass kicked. So I can sleep tonight :P
But still, I don't want them to win, I want to see their sorry ass kicked. So I can sleep tonight :P
Air crash
I don't know how many of you are aware of another air disaster in Russia. Our thoughts go out to everyone involved I'm sure.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/09072006/325/plane-crashes-russia-100-dead.html
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/09072006/325/plane-crashes-russia-100-dead.html
RE: Air crash
No, of course they don't only happen in Russia and I'm glad you are still alive.
However, 13 of the last 45 air disasters have either happened over Russian territory or with Russian aircraft.
I'm flying to Russia soon and I expect to live to tell the tale.
However, 13 of the last 45 air disasters have either happened over Russian territory or with Russian aircraft.
I'm flying to Russia soon and I expect to live to tell the tale.
RE: Air crash
It was just a heartfelt expression of sympathy, no critcism was stated or implied.
Subject: Police Humor
IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE TEMPERATURES DROPS DOWN TO THE SINGLE DIGITS OR BELOW.
ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL. THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER WYOMING. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW, WITH THE ENGINE STILL RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR. THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING. THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL
OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR. WHO SAYS POLICEMAN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL. THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER WYOMING. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW, WITH THE ENGINE STILL RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR. THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING. THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL
OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR. WHO SAYS POLICEMAN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
???
How to understand a member when he asks in text chat: R U SEXY?
and 2nd question was: IS YR ASS AS NICE AS ON YR PIC?
....................................
no, mazafaka, I asked JLO to pose for my pics....WTF
Just wanted to say YUCK to such guys!!!
P.S. SPECIALLY 4 NEW MEMBERS ON CC - U CAN READ CHATHOST`S PROFILE BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE OF CHATHOST ON THE PAGE: "WHO`S ONLINE NOW?"
and 2nd question was: IS YR ASS AS NICE AS ON YR PIC?
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no, mazafaka, I asked JLO to pose for my pics....WTF
Just wanted to say YUCK to such guys!!!
P.S. SPECIALLY 4 NEW MEMBERS ON CC - U CAN READ CHATHOST`S PROFILE BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE OF CHATHOST ON THE PAGE: "WHO`S ONLINE NOW?"
RE: ???
never really quite understood the appeal of jlo.....is it just that phat ass, or is there something more to her that i'm just missing?
anyway......sweet forum posting, babe.....are your text chats just as sexy?
anyway......sweet forum posting, babe.....are your text chats just as sexy?
RE: ???
Said so only because that guy`s question sounded as its not me on my profile pic :)
Im not gonna competite with JLO`s ass....lol
kissss
Im not gonna competite with JLO`s ass....lol
kissss
RE: ???
Who told you that Monika? Here on cc i can show you at least 100 girls, who have better than she:PP
RE: ???
Alex, U r right!!!!
And some girls on CC r more better than real models.
I said JLO, only because when hear word "ass" it is associated with her....hehe
Im happy with my Ass - Thank U McDonald`s.......MMMMMMMuah
And some girls on CC r more better than real models.
I said JLO, only because when hear word "ass" it is associated with her....hehe
Im happy with my Ass - Thank U McDonald`s.......MMMMMMMuah
RE: ???
ohh fucking shit JLo`s ass is fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(now i will got replies that my ass is slim) :P
(now i will got replies that my ass is slim) :P
RE: ???
lol hypnosis, that's funny! As for J-Lo's ass, I hear it has it's own zip code ... why would a chick want an ass like that??
RE: phew
omg.....didnt think that my shy post can get such reaction...hehe
Get a Life!!! how did u recognize me?
kiss ya :)
Get a Life!!! how did u recognize me?
kiss ya :)
a story pls read
yes maybe it sound pattetic but i want as my story to be en exemple for girls in cc
with long time ago i was found a member, like every naive girl i falling in love by that man, after a time i was moving to his house , i cant to say it was so eazy in begging but i was thinked if is love all will be ok ,and after what i was moved to him , i was continue to gave show in cc becouse he told me he dont have money to give me for my kids , i tryed to separeted my job from feeling with members(just if in all that time it was members who realy liked me)so i did only my job without to have nothing more with members,day by day i fighted for my school, and for my job, when i did all that i was thinked i am happy...........i continue to go to work, to school, and to open my sesion in that times when i had no money for my kids , but in all that times i started to feel my man is not so honest with me...............first i started to found he was sended flowers to his ex wife.........reason it was her mom it was dead...........so it was hard to understand why he hided that about me but i tryed to calm down..................in end of april i had a stupid accident who made me to feel like a handikapate , becouse i was sitting in a chair 11 weeks...............it was hard to learn to do a lot of normal things,but my insecure feelings it was started to grow day by day , in a day he was found a pic from his ex gf (i was cuted her pics)and he was very angry at me becouse i cuted that woman from pic..............we fighted.............he was said is his past ......for me it was sound abnormal,few hours later i found a letter from that woman, when i was looking at post date i saw it was on christmas 2005 , aproximativ after 10 months from when we was living together.............his explication it was she just send that ............but that cant to convince me ..............all that it was happened when i was roles chair...................after 11 weeks i had to start to learn to move my feet , it was not simple and it was not eazy to deal with that ................i cryed, i felt very down, i felt some like a handikapate , but all bad things it was not happened yet ...............in a day i waked up, i started to clean in kitcken(sitting in my chair), for first time in last 3 months i started to work with my flowers , and then befor to go to cooking dinner i was talking with a friend from cc , and she told me my man in last5-6 months it was vpayed girls in cc...............
..........so girls learn from my story,and dont think men from here are deep in love from us, they need just some servitor,they will think we are not from them country and they will can abuse from your feelings how they like..............after that u will have that feeling u was just used, for sex and like cleaning woman................learn from my story as u to dont understand u was sleeping and loving a ass hole
with long time ago i was found a member, like every naive girl i falling in love by that man, after a time i was moving to his house , i cant to say it was so eazy in begging but i was thinked if is love all will be ok ,and after what i was moved to him , i was continue to gave show in cc becouse he told me he dont have money to give me for my kids , i tryed to separeted my job from feeling with members(just if in all that time it was members who realy liked me)so i did only my job without to have nothing more with members,day by day i fighted for my school, and for my job, when i did all that i was thinked i am happy...........i continue to go to work, to school, and to open my sesion in that times when i had no money for my kids , but in all that times i started to feel my man is not so honest with me...............first i started to found he was sended flowers to his ex wife.........reason it was her mom it was dead...........so it was hard to understand why he hided that about me but i tryed to calm down..................in end of april i had a stupid accident who made me to feel like a handikapate , becouse i was sitting in a chair 11 weeks...............it was hard to learn to do a lot of normal things,but my insecure feelings it was started to grow day by day , in a day he was found a pic from his ex gf (i was cuted her pics)and he was very angry at me becouse i cuted that woman from pic..............we fighted.............he was said is his past ......for me it was sound abnormal,few hours later i found a letter from that woman, when i was looking at post date i saw it was on christmas 2005 , aproximativ after 10 months from when we was living together.............his explication it was she just send that ............but that cant to convince me ..............all that it was happened when i was roles chair...................after 11 weeks i had to start to learn to move my feet , it was not simple and it was not eazy to deal with that ................i cryed, i felt very down, i felt some like a handikapate , but all bad things it was not happened yet ...............in a day i waked up, i started to clean in kitcken(sitting in my chair), for first time in last 3 months i started to work with my flowers , and then befor to go to cooking dinner i was talking with a friend from cc , and she told me my man in last5-6 months it was vpayed girls in cc...............
..........so girls learn from my story,and dont think men from here are deep in love from us, they need just some servitor,they will think we are not from them country and they will can abuse from your feelings how they like..............after that u will have that feeling u was just used, for sex and like cleaning woman................learn from my story as u to dont understand u was sleeping and loving a ass hole
RE: a story pls read
Woaa Raveena...i'm sorry this happened to you. I remember your love story from back of the old forum days. You guys seemed to be so inlove.
RE: a story pls read
what a bastard. i hope your life is back on track now and you get all you dreams.
to RAVEENA
Now may be I start to sound rude but I dont know all story. It was only your version not his. Perhaps I'm mistaken but as for me it seems I do now unnecessary thing posting here. I see you blame him in but seem you dont think you have made something wrong. So may be there were moments which you didnt notice or think not so important and which were important for him.
As for me even a moving of someone to my flat may be a bit shock. Even flowers in order to grow up well need some space between them. Everyone need his own private place. You told after what you moved to him you continued to give show in cc from his home I guess. So I think you spent much time there. Perhaps he didnt tell you but may be he wanted a bit silence and may be it was a bit uncomfortable for him but he didnt want to disappoint you. Again you have children. But they are not his children. Di your children move to him too? Why he must spend the money he earned on your children. Where is a dad of your children? If the dad of your children dont want to support you and your children how you may blame the person you moved to in this? You see you told all that time it was members who realy liked me. Why cant you imagine he had hosts who really liked him. You dont know the reasons he spent time with the girls. Did you try to tell to him honestly and try to understand whats up between you.
I have some members here who come to me even being married. One of them come to me practically every day not for long time but he dont ask me for show. We have just chat with him. Like friends. Some married guys come to me because they have tensed relationships with their wives and they want to have a bit of rest from them. But anyway they stay with their wives. They need a bit change but they dont go to another woman in reality. Or you think he went to another woman while you were together? Perhaps he had some friends before he met you. I think he has a right on his past. And if he had nice relationships with his ex-wife hwy you want him to change as you wish.
You liked him as he used to be with all his disadvantages and advantages. Why do you try to change him. You may help him in his changes. But you cant change him as you wish. BTW are you totally honest with him? You tell him all about your sessions? About the relationships you have with other members? Its not about honesty. Perhaps he was silent about his presents to his ex-wife. But dont you think perhaps there were reasons? May be he realized and supposed your reaction on this. Anyway its his money and he has a right to spend them as he wishes.
Again I dont think you had a right to cut the pics which belonged to him. Its his past feelings. Its like leaves in autumn. They dont have any taste or color or smell. Again the letter was form woman not from him to woman. But even if it was from him to woman this letter was to him. If you find it then perhaps either you were searching in his clothes and stuff which is not so nice. Or he put it so you could see he dont have anything to hide from you. And that cant to convince me ..... See you dont believe him. Or may be you was tuned this way form the very beginning. Not to believe him whatever he tell you. Well actually if I was on his place may be I wouldnt tell you anything and allow you to think whatever. Depending on my mood. Why I should prove you if you dont believe?
Did you have a honest chat with him in a friendly environment without tears and so on? May be he has something to tell to you also but he was always silent as you didnt give him a choice to tell all out. Hmm from your story I even started to like the man. As I know how this may annoy when someone tries always to be with you to change you totally. He had such a life before you. May be he doesnt like something about your past habits too? May be he doesnt like if your friends o female arrive to you every Sunday and call you on shopping. May be he doesnt like your stuff like your lipstick on the shelf in his bathroom. Whatever. But he tried to put up with it.
But anyway if you moved if he was so bad may be its even better as you didnt go on to spoil nerves to each other.
As for me even a moving of someone to my flat may be a bit shock. Even flowers in order to grow up well need some space between them. Everyone need his own private place. You told after what you moved to him you continued to give show in cc from his home I guess. So I think you spent much time there. Perhaps he didnt tell you but may be he wanted a bit silence and may be it was a bit uncomfortable for him but he didnt want to disappoint you. Again you have children. But they are not his children. Di your children move to him too? Why he must spend the money he earned on your children. Where is a dad of your children? If the dad of your children dont want to support you and your children how you may blame the person you moved to in this? You see you told all that time it was members who realy liked me. Why cant you imagine he had hosts who really liked him. You dont know the reasons he spent time with the girls. Did you try to tell to him honestly and try to understand whats up between you.
I have some members here who come to me even being married. One of them come to me practically every day not for long time but he dont ask me for show. We have just chat with him. Like friends. Some married guys come to me because they have tensed relationships with their wives and they want to have a bit of rest from them. But anyway they stay with their wives. They need a bit change but they dont go to another woman in reality. Or you think he went to another woman while you were together? Perhaps he had some friends before he met you. I think he has a right on his past. And if he had nice relationships with his ex-wife hwy you want him to change as you wish.
You liked him as he used to be with all his disadvantages and advantages. Why do you try to change him. You may help him in his changes. But you cant change him as you wish. BTW are you totally honest with him? You tell him all about your sessions? About the relationships you have with other members? Its not about honesty. Perhaps he was silent about his presents to his ex-wife. But dont you think perhaps there were reasons? May be he realized and supposed your reaction on this. Anyway its his money and he has a right to spend them as he wishes.
Again I dont think you had a right to cut the pics which belonged to him. Its his past feelings. Its like leaves in autumn. They dont have any taste or color or smell. Again the letter was form woman not from him to woman. But even if it was from him to woman this letter was to him. If you find it then perhaps either you were searching in his clothes and stuff which is not so nice. Or he put it so you could see he dont have anything to hide from you. And that cant to convince me ..... See you dont believe him. Or may be you was tuned this way form the very beginning. Not to believe him whatever he tell you. Well actually if I was on his place may be I wouldnt tell you anything and allow you to think whatever. Depending on my mood. Why I should prove you if you dont believe?
Did you have a honest chat with him in a friendly environment without tears and so on? May be he has something to tell to you also but he was always silent as you didnt give him a choice to tell all out. Hmm from your story I even started to like the man. As I know how this may annoy when someone tries always to be with you to change you totally. He had such a life before you. May be he doesnt like something about your past habits too? May be he doesnt like if your friends o female arrive to you every Sunday and call you on shopping. May be he doesnt like your stuff like your lipstick on the shelf in his bathroom. Whatever. But he tried to put up with it.
But anyway if you moved if he was so bad may be its even better as you didnt go on to spoil nerves to each other.
RE: to Gort
Gort u are right he is a angel , a man who lie a woman cant to be bastard................any excuze for that ..............i was not posting that story to enter in polemik with u with others...............i posted that story as girls to have a exemple for what can happened when they fall in love with a man meeted here.............who like to read just read............who dont like my story ................that is ...............noboday cant to change nothing.............to find your man it was payed other girls just to look at them and masturbating dont need any excuze ..........so its up to u if u think he was a angel eventual i can give say to him to keep in touch with you if that kind of men are your favorite...................and pls now i dont need any comment pertinet or no........................who like to learn from my story just learn...who like to blame for that story is better to take a breack
RE: i read the story and comments
Gortensia just trying to look nice to men. Its what I think.
And posts here a lot to attract guys....ye ye :))
to RAVEENA: private life should be private in all ways. It doesnt matter how bad or good man is - U shouldnt share details of yr private life with everybody.
Wish everybody good luck!
And posts here a lot to attract guys....ye ye :))
to RAVEENA: private life should be private in all ways. It doesnt matter how bad or good man is - U shouldnt share details of yr private life with everybody.
Wish everybody good luck!
RE: i read the story and comments
i am the bastard in Ravs mail.
Yes rav You have right to be angry at me, I did wrong to go in vid. You know that you are all for me , and that happend when I was alone in 2 weeks home. is not so easy to stay alone so long time,
now I like to ask you, Raveena, to come in my arms and newer go away from me
kisses to you from Leif
Yes rav You have right to be angry at me, I did wrong to go in vid. You know that you are all for me , and that happend when I was alone in 2 weeks home. is not so easy to stay alone so long time,
now I like to ask you, Raveena, to come in my arms and newer go away from me
kisses to you from Leif
RE: a story pls read
Oh shut the fuck up! They are together, he ought to spend the money for them, not only for his pleasure. Either you're a guy, either you're one ass kisser girl and you know shit about life!
RE: a story pls read
1)The story was extremely difficult to read and even more difficult to understand. I realize you're not a native English speaker (neither I am), but have some courtesy please and try to put some effort into your writing, if you want others to read it. Even if your spelling and grammar aren't stellar, proper capitalization and paragraphs go a long way towards making a post readable.
2)You got involved in a relationship and it didn't work out. I am told that happens quite frequently in relationships between adults, especially romantic relationships. Too bad. Now, ask yourself - could this have happened with a man you met, say, on a bus, in a library, in a gym? That's just the way people are wired to work.
3)He did inform you he will not support your kids and you still agreed to move in with him or didn't move out.
4)Leif's explanation (in cc forum, of all places) kind of puts things of perspective and does in fact strongly suggests that he is an asshole.
Coming to think of it, I think you both deserve each other. But, because I strongly believe that children are affected by the environment they grow up in, better give them up for adoption. They will be better off that way.
2)You got involved in a relationship and it didn't work out. I am told that happens quite frequently in relationships between adults, especially romantic relationships. Too bad. Now, ask yourself - could this have happened with a man you met, say, on a bus, in a library, in a gym? That's just the way people are wired to work.
3)He did inform you he will not support your kids and you still agreed to move in with him or didn't move out.
4)Leif's explanation (in cc forum, of all places) kind of puts things of perspective and does in fact strongly suggests that he is an asshole.
Coming to think of it, I think you both deserve each other. But, because I strongly believe that children are affected by the environment they grow up in, better give them up for adoption. They will be better off that way.
Basic Guide To Aussie Life
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery , there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery , there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind.
RE: :( host
More like you need a spanking, but since I can't be there you are going to have to do it yourself while I watch.
RE: :( host
make it an enema, a pair of rubber gloves, some BBQ tongs and a stuffed sloth and I'll be there with bells on ...
thanks
thanks for the many birthday wishes - tho some are a day early :p
much appreciated
M
much appreciated
M
RE: thanks
Hey sexy guy ,
happy birthday .!! - hope yu got the sms too.. email .;) .. and pic ..
chat soon.
Hope you haave all you wished for today and for all this year,,
you deserrv it all.
my generus friend.
X x L
happy birthday .!! - hope yu got the sms too.. email .;) .. and pic ..
chat soon.
Hope you haave all you wished for today and for all this year,,
you deserrv it all.
my generus friend.
X x L
RE: thanks
THANK you
all your nice messages here and direct made a happy week for me :-)
nice to know so many care and can show it.
THANK U
all your nice messages here and direct made a happy week for me :-)
nice to know so many care and can show it.
THANK U
RE: i meet someone else
Firstly you are right you cannot marry a person just so you do not hurt their feelings.
The bottom line is this guy lied to you for over 2 months so I don't think you need to woory too much about what words you use. Can you be sure that he even really wants to marry you ?
As for you I hope you have learned a valuable lesson in that it isn't a good isea to agree to marry someone you have never met and based purely on how they look in a picture (did you even talk on the phone?).
Having said all that if he reads the forums I don't think you will have to worry about what words to choose as I'm sure he will have got the message.
Hope it all works out for you.
The bottom line is this guy lied to you for over 2 months so I don't think you need to woory too much about what words you use. Can you be sure that he even really wants to marry you ?
As for you I hope you have learned a valuable lesson in that it isn't a good isea to agree to marry someone you have never met and based purely on how they look in a picture (did you even talk on the phone?).
Having said all that if he reads the forums I don't think you will have to worry about what words to choose as I'm sure he will have got the message.
Hope it all works out for you.
RE: i meet someone else
as far as i am concerned,this man does NOT deserve to be married to you.he lied to you and deceived you.you must tell him now that you did not like being lied to and that you have no plans on marrying a liar.who knows what other lies he has told you and how many other girls he has lied to.say what must be said and don't worry what words to use.say what is on your mind.liars need to be taught a lesson.
RE: i meet someone else
It's his own fault for false representation...if he was going to set out to be with someone he cannot pretend to be someone else...Of course we all have the dream that someone will love us for WHO we are rather than WHAT...but unfortunately, they go hand in hand with one another...if you want to have more insight...post your screen name.
RE: i meet someone else
Dear Angel,
Is this a FaKe story?? If you dont like him, why you dont tell him straight to his face. Why you keep letting him in every day for 2 hours. It means you want his money (even though you say you dont' care), cause otherwise - if you have your principles, and really dont like him - then every time he tries to come in your room, you just kick him out.... put him on block! ;-)
And send him an email or tell him by phone that you will never ever marry him. Tell him you have another boyfriend, or whatever, but dont be complaining here without telling him ;)
I think its a fake story...... but thats just my 2 cents
Is this a FaKe story?? If you dont like him, why you dont tell him straight to his face. Why you keep letting him in every day for 2 hours. It means you want his money (even though you say you dont' care), cause otherwise - if you have your principles, and really dont like him - then every time he tries to come in your room, you just kick him out.... put him on block! ;-)
And send him an email or tell him by phone that you will never ever marry him. Tell him you have another boyfriend, or whatever, but dont be complaining here without telling him ;)
I think its a fake story...... but thats just my 2 cents
"i dont want him, i dont even like him"
That is his answer. A good thing to do would be to refuse to allow him into your video. Block him.
"without hurting his feelings"
Since you didn't complain when you first realized the photo was fake I can only imagine he thought "what a dumb bitch! i got my piece of ass for life now!!" I guess his deception was quite a surprise, but he has forfeited a gentle let-down.
RE: i meet someone else
So the only thing that changed is he doesn't look like what you thought he did? The all I can say is you have no idea what love is, you had an attraction to a hot picture, it was OK that there was a nice and caring person going with it, but it wasn't that important. You need to grow up and learn the difference between love and hormones. Now if you claimed you didn't love him because he lied to you by sending a false picture then I might have agreed with you, but your posts don't seem to care that he lied, or treats you well you just suddenly Don't love him because of his appearance. Enjoys your appearance while it lasts, physical beauty is a very fleeting asset.
to Just the facts
Just,
That a person begins a relationship through lies deeply affects how one would feel about him/her. Don't criticize angel for being shallow when she's the victim of deceit. We will never know how the relationship would have/could have developed, but we sure know how likely the man is to lie or cheat to get what he wants. If he's truly in love and wants this woman, then this likely would have been the most important time he's known to be truthful and he blew it. If he can lie/cheat in the important moments, what will he do daily?
That a person begins a relationship through lies deeply affects how one would feel about him/her. Don't criticize angel for being shallow when she's the victim of deceit. We will never know how the relationship would have/could have developed, but we sure know how likely the man is to lie or cheat to get what he wants. If he's truly in love and wants this woman, then this likely would have been the most important time he's known to be truthful and he blew it. If he can lie/cheat in the important moments, what will he do daily?
RE: to Just the facts
I completely agree with you, but she didn't mention any problem with the fact he lied to her about how he looked. She only mentioned she didn't love him once she discovered how he looked, but claims she loved him when she thought he looked like the pic.
RE: i meet someone else
he lied to you. that's what i call deception which is no base for a marriage. tell him this and let him realise that he can't treat people this way.
RE: scaryyy
She did see him before marrying him...and it wasn't who she thought he'd be...thus the problem. Pay attention!
RE: scaryyy
Wildy said "how can u agreed marry if u even didnt saw him". Agreed is the all important word so maybe you need to listen to your own advice.
RE: scaryyy
She thought he had a nice character, was good looking and probably ritch. Any young girl would fall "in lust" for that. He has absolutelly no excuses and he is a jerk in my opinion.Angel, your only mistake was that you accepted the situation in the first place. I would had slapped him or kicked his sorry balls and leave him at the airport with absolutelly no regrets. He lied big time and he did it hoping u're gonna have sex with him anyway if he pays his way to it (e.g. presents, dinners).
RE: scaryyy
Hi
I met a few girls , and even had love affair , but , if feel he was not truthful , or even just decide not to continue , be honest , and say how u feel , from a guy side , u cant complain if the girl is honest ..
if she is saying bad to others , or not being honest , or talks behind your back about u , then this is the worst .. but if honest to yiou and to her freinds , then ..u have no complaints. Even if he disagrees.
I met a few girls , and even had love affair , but , if feel he was not truthful , or even just decide not to continue , be honest , and say how u feel , from a guy side , u cant complain if the girl is honest ..
if she is saying bad to others , or not being honest , or talks behind your back about u , then this is the worst .. but if honest to yiou and to her freinds , then ..u have no complaints. Even if he disagrees.
RE: scaryyy
I've read many stories about how foreign girls (and even men using models' photos pretending to be women) use deception to trick guys out of all their money for "English lessons", sick moms, family debts, etc., etc.
This is in addition to those girls who marry any guy that asks, knowing they will dump him as soon as they get the Green Card.
What if SHE is a mania?
This is in addition to those girls who marry any guy that asks, knowing they will dump him as soon as they get the Green Card.
What if SHE is a mania?
RE: i meet someone else
Next time, actually meet the person before getting engaged. You can't really know someone just from chatting online and phone calls. You only see one side of a person through the computer.
Was this picture you saw just an old picture of this guy or a picture of someone else entirely?
Was this picture you saw just an old picture of this guy or a picture of someone else entirely?
RE: i meet someone else
What a predicament.
No sense in trashing this girl for her past actions. Its already done, lets focus on what she can do to get her self out of it.
Ask him what is important to him in a relationship or what is he looking for in a woman. Then do the opposite of it.
Tell him to cut off his ear and send it to you to prove his love. :P
Tell him about to read a funny post in general forum about himself. :))
Give me your number, I know a guy who would be perfect for you ;)
No sense in trashing this girl for her past actions. Its already done, lets focus on what she can do to get her self out of it.
Ask him what is important to him in a relationship or what is he looking for in a woman. Then do the opposite of it.
Tell him to cut off his ear and send it to you to prove his love. :P
Tell him about to read a funny post in general forum about himself. :))
Give me your number, I know a guy who would be perfect for you ;)
RE: i meet someone else
Angel, I can only repeat what others have said before. The guy decieved you and that's all you need to tell him. He obviously is trying to manipulate you. And you say you are trying to be nice to him without hurting his feelings? You need to think about you and your life and just tell him he deceived you with a pic and you aren't in love with him. You are thinking to much about him and not really standing up for yourself and your feelings and your future. I will try to be as honest with you without hurting your feelings. If the guy spends 2 hours everyday with you on video, he surely can buy a really nice cam for under $100 just for video. He also went to your country, so he obviously has some money. If you didn't wonder about this, and based all your love on just a pic, then all I can say you are naive and hopefully you learn from this experience. You should also realize that some people are different online than in real, and the only true way to get to know someone is through real interaction, especially if are talking about marriage. You can never substitute internet for real human interaction to get to know someone and then base your decision about marriage after meeting someone in real for a few times and not just from 1 trip.
You still let him be a part of your life here, and obviously you can't stand up for yourself. You need to cut him off. Just tell him you are not in love with him. Heck we all have been in relationships and maybe found love in the past and it sometimes is hard to get past it, but we all manage the move on in our lives and find new partners. So he just needs to suck it up and learn a lesson from you not to lie or deceive hosts. All I can say is that it's your life and if it matters so much to you, you need to stand up for yourself and think about you, and not about a guy's feelings. It's that simple.
That's my 2 cents worth. I truly hope you move on from this and hopefully find your true love in the future.
You still let him be a part of your life here, and obviously you can't stand up for yourself. You need to cut him off. Just tell him you are not in love with him. Heck we all have been in relationships and maybe found love in the past and it sometimes is hard to get past it, but we all manage the move on in our lives and find new partners. So he just needs to suck it up and learn a lesson from you not to lie or deceive hosts. All I can say is that it's your life and if it matters so much to you, you need to stand up for yourself and think about you, and not about a guy's feelings. It's that simple.
That's my 2 cents worth. I truly hope you move on from this and hopefully find your true love in the future.
RE: i meet someone else
Maybe you could hook him up with your mom.....he could still buy you presents as your stepdad. You knew the man for 2 months and you are talking about marriage? Jesus.....
RE: i meet someone else
I agree with what others have said. The key point is that he deceived you and in a deliberate and stupid way. It is unbelievable that a guy cannot afford at least a $40 webcam to show the girl he says loves what he looks like. The sad thing is that, who knows, maybe if he had let you see the real him from the start maybe you would have loved him anyway. There is no blame to you that you had the image of the guy in the pic as your love and then could then love the real one who looked so different. However you should now be honest with him and tell him your real feelings. He may be hurt but he has to understand that he brought the hurt on himself.
RE: to angel
The same happened with me Gorty...Never will forget Kristanna Loken, who performed in Terminator3:PP
i don't think she fell in love with a false pic
I think the key is that he lied to her and her natural reaction was to feel betrayal.
An interesting experiment would be for a really hot guy send a photo of a normal mediocre guy (not fat, or super-old, just dull and boring-looking) and see what happens when the hunk shows up for a meeting.
An interesting experiment would be for a really hot guy send a photo of a normal mediocre guy (not fat, or super-old, just dull and boring-looking) and see what happens when the hunk shows up for a meeting.
RE: i meet someone else
angel, if u want to have my (serious) opinion u can email me (through cc mail)... ;-)
to angel
Hey Shrek is not beautiful. You prefer a narcisist and selfish young prince? Girls, girls, girls never learn until they are burn.
RE: to angel
Agreed 100%. I love how the first half completely rips the guys ONLY. Sure he is afraid of how he looks so lied about it and it is WRONG. I say shame on the host for not demading to se him on cam to prove. Webcams are so cheap to buy. Alot less than gold earnings, a nice perfume or designer cloths.
Even more importantly, she says she does not even like him now? Huh? SO she ONLY liked his picture? People get what they deserve. She talked to him for months, she must have enjoyed his conversation and company and became friends.
He lied and she is all about the superficial both need to accept their faults and just remain friends if they want or move on
Even more importantly, she says she does not even like him now? Huh? SO she ONLY liked his picture? People get what they deserve. She talked to him for months, she must have enjoyed his conversation and company and became friends.
He lied and she is all about the superficial both need to accept their faults and just remain friends if they want or move on
dear "angel"
When I first came to chat I thought to use fake photo and lie about things to seem super-cool and sexy. But then I decided it would be too hard to remember so many lies that I simply tell the truth. (ok ok i shave 4 years from my age, but all else is true).
A guy that gives someone else's photo and even then arrives drunk to meet your family does not deserve such gentle treatment. He is lucky you even saw him a second time.
A guy that gives someone else's photo and even then arrives drunk to meet your family does not deserve such gentle treatment. He is lucky you even saw him a second time.
King of the Jungle... :-))
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -
"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -
"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
Ten Dollars
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.
Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there
airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but
that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten
dollars."
One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said,
"Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year
I may never get another chance."
Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you,
but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds
of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
didn't."
Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna
fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there
airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but
that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten
dollars."
One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said,
"Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year
I may never get another chance."
Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you,
but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds
of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
didn't."
Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna
fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
looking for romanian guide
i'm looking for someone who knows about romania and is willing to be my guide in october. any questions post them here.
RE: looking for romanian guide
my friend's mother's hairdresser's dog-walker knows a chick in Romania whose sister's boyfriend's shoeshine boy's 65 year old mother does tours of the country for 2 lei per day and a pint of vodka. Shall I put you in touch with my friend?
RE: looking for romanian guide
my missus is roanian but you'll have to pay her 500 euro a day lmao
RE: looking for romanian guide
just because your brain is in your dick doesn't mean everybody else is the same anon
RE: looking for romanian guide
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
Do you think that .....
..... if I was the only guy on the planet I would still have to visit cc in order to have a sex life :D
RE: Do you think that .....
the devil a bit!...i'd creat a terrible computer virus to block all pornsites on web and then u would have to ask me to marry u to have a sex life :P
my friend GALAXYlovesU
she is a really good friend here and a good personne.u can go see her and u will be happy because she a nice personne u can talk with and u will become friend with her really soon.i know her for a long time and she really a good host here because she sweet and easy to be in her charm too.if u need a good friend here u will find the best u can have here.i hoppe that many people will go see her,u will dont regret it because even of her age she really sweet and she will never judge u.
RE: my friend GALAXYlovesU
I'm upset :(
I thought she might have changed it to GalaxylovesINYF
Oh well I suppose I am included in the U :)
I thought she might have changed it to GalaxylovesINYF
Oh well I suppose I am included in the U :)
This site has majority of members from the USA???
How do you think?
I have most members form the USA and UK but I think I have Americans more.
I have most members form the USA and UK but I think I have Americans more.
RE: This site has majority of members from the USA???
more than likely as they have a bigger & more affluent population than most & are the leaders of the decadent west...LOL!
RE: This site has majority of members from the USA???
Maybe look at quality and not quantity ?
RE: This site has majority of members from the USA???
According to all the statisitics I've seen, Americans are the largest consumer of goods and services on the planet. So using that formula it would follow that American members spend the most of any other members on this site.