General Forum
RE: Anyone...?!
Try long term or marriage section! I`m sure they are loads of men looking for a wife there !
RE: Anyone...?!
ive been to bucharest last year and so many beautiful women, i would go back there in a flash!
RE: Anyone...?!
Just becaues she's not emailing you back doesn't mean its a phoney post. hehe ;) try changing your email to somthing less creepy. I hope it helps. Good luck.
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RE: Anyone...?!
A least give a clue to your screenname. second and 5th letters for example. I want to see if I know you already.
What a relationhsip would you have?
Well I dont mind that my old studio boss has done several screennames with the profiles info I had.That she made even Gortennsia and Gartensia.That some of her girls have the kind of pics I have and I had. This is ftatterring me a bit.
But there is a negative side:everyone is unique and some ppl dont like when some other ppl try to copy them.This may be a bit annoying
What do you think about this?
But there is a negative side:everyone is unique and some ppl dont like when some other ppl try to copy them.This may be a bit annoying
What do you think about this?
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
not a thing you can do. read your contract (if there even was one signed)
the studios own your images. not you. you've basically signed away
any and all rights to those images.
much as you may dislike, there really is not much you can do about it.
the studios own your images. not you. you've basically signed away
any and all rights to those images.
much as you may dislike, there really is not much you can do about it.
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
I am in the lucky position that no one has ever wanted to copy me :D
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
seems to me that your boss is bad person.
i feel sorry for the girls she hires
i feel sorry for the girls she hires
RE: To Anonymous
Lol.. Nice response. ;)
I think you have every reason to feel flattered. Copying your profile info and even going so far as to create new screen names meant to be easily confused with your own, that's a testament to just how uniquely attractive the particular "you" you happen to be really is.
Unless it's seriously cutting into your business, I wouldn't bother myself feeling too annoyed by it. If anything, I'd pity those woman who are given a screen name that limits them from easily becoming uniquely themselves here too.
I think you have every reason to feel flattered. Copying your profile info and even going so far as to create new screen names meant to be easily confused with your own, that's a testament to just how uniquely attractive the particular "you" you happen to be really is.
Unless it's seriously cutting into your business, I wouldn't bother myself feeling too annoyed by it. If anything, I'd pity those woman who are given a screen name that limits them from easily becoming uniquely themselves here too.
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
well.. can u change it? Can u make that girl stop it? If no - i don't see a reason to discuss & even think about it. Save your nerves & a mood ))
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
well, i dont work with this name "Vendetta" already...... but i see lot new girls with similar names..... its so silly :)
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
What's Next, Gorts going to claim to have invented the internet? lol
RE: What a relationhsip would you have?
Gore, Gorts, Gore, Gorts...
Coincidence? Yeah, sure.
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for those not in the know, the Internet was in fact invented by Al Gore
Coincidence? Yeah, sure.
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for those not in the know, the Internet was in fact invented by Al Gore
RE: LOL
Are you sure your head is on your shoulders,
and not shoved so far up your arse that
you can see light through your tonsils?
and not shoved so far up your arse that
you can see light through your tonsils?
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
top 20 reasons why beer is better than women
this has been posted before but I couldn't resist ...
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
4. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
5. Beer is never late
6. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
7. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
8. Beer never gets a headache
9. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
9. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
10. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
11. A beer always goes down easy
12. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
13. You can share a beer with your friends
14. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
15. Beer is always wet
16. You can have a beer in public
17. A beer doesn't care when you come
18. A frigid beer is a good beer
19. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
20. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
4. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
5. Beer is never late
6. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
7. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
8. Beer never gets a headache
9. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
9. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
10. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
11. A beer always goes down easy
12. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
13. You can share a beer with your friends
14. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
15. Beer is always wet
16. You can have a beer in public
17. A beer doesn't care when you come
18. A frigid beer is a good beer
19. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
20. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
RE: top 20 reasons why beer is better than women
Now those beer ones were funny but those chocolate ones were an absolute disgrace :P
http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml
Naughty, Naughty:-))
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question."
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question."
WOMANLY THOUGHTS
WOMANLY THOUGHTS
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How are husbands and lawn mowers alike?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time
they don't work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
rope.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How does a man show he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's the best way to make a man do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot has been spotted a few times.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can remember them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after matting?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker with men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood - he's already there.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How are husbands and lawn mowers alike?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time
they don't work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
rope.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How does a man show he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's the best way to make a man do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot has been spotted a few times.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can remember them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after matting?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker with men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood - he's already there.
RE: WOMANLY THOUGHTS
=))
The one I loved the most was
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
Awesome! thank you bitch :D
The one I loved the most was
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
Awesome! thank you bitch :D
RE: WOMANLY THOUGHTS
I am absolutely disgusted that cc would allow such nasty and offensive sexist jokes on the forum.
Then again what can you expect from girls. If I had my way they would all be banned from posting on the forums :P
Then again what can you expect from girls. If I had my way they would all be banned from posting on the forums :P
RE: Isnt it tiny World?
i swear, with each new message you post here, you just seem all the more adorable:)
RE: Isnt it tiny World?
Hmm well I trust you our world is really tiny.Perhaps, we will meet in my room one day.
RE: Isnt it tiny World?
that's what i always beleive in. that every day you can meet someone who's related with you in any way. esp i beleive in such cases which we can always meet in films... like... A guy is in love with a girl, the girl moved from home to another country... then life makes the guy travel a lot and one day he finds himself in the same country where the girl is (but he doesnt' know it, he still loves her but already desperate to see her again). and they walk by the same streets but in different time, walk into the same shops and never meet there... etc etc... guess you get the point :) finally, if there's a happy end, they meet and live happily ever after.. if no happy end, he finds out she was there only after she had died (and as he's said, she was loving him all that time too.. ahh so sad).
as to me, i already ran across such coincidences.. for example, a girl who came to my studio looking for job, turned out to be from the place where my bf is from, and she knows him well, she told me what he was like at school and so on..
so i beleive maybe one day somewhere far from my city, in another country i'll meet someone from this site (hope a friend of mine from here) and hope we'll find out where we really did meet first :)
the end
thank you :)
as to me, i already ran across such coincidences.. for example, a girl who came to my studio looking for job, turned out to be from the place where my bf is from, and she knows him well, she told me what he was like at school and so on..
so i beleive maybe one day somewhere far from my city, in another country i'll meet someone from this site (hope a friend of mine from here) and hope we'll find out where we really did meet first :)
the end
thank you :)
RE: Isnt it tiny World?
Yes it does sometimes seem amazing that you can travel across the world and still bump into someone you know or someone who knows someone you know :)
For instance I once knew this girl and I went to Portugal and she was there, I went to France and she was there, I went to Italy and she was there, I went to Australia and she was there.
Okay okay okay I'll admit it I was stalking her :D
For instance I once knew this girl and I went to Portugal and she was there, I went to France and she was there, I went to Italy and she was there, I went to Australia and she was there.
Okay okay okay I'll admit it I was stalking her :D
RE: Isnt it tiny World?
The internet, cheap jet travel, increasing prosperity, the quest for the perfect partner....all are making the world a smaller place. I read where a large portion of international travel today is due to men and women meeting on the internet and deciding to meet in person. At the aiport last week I was waiting to meet my friends who were coming to visit. There were a lot of single men with flowers waiting for international flights to arrive. Makes you wonder. I had a cooler of beer and sandwiches waiting in my car but that is me. The human heart really knows no geographical boundaries....its only limitation is our own fears and uncertainties. Open your heart and you will be surprised what enters.
RE: Finaly!!!
and in just two more weeks it will all be over, so that's something to look forward to.
RE: Finaly!!!
Anyone know if tickets are still available for the July Grand Sumo Tournament in Nagoya?
RE: Finaly!!!
I can't believe Argentina lost to Germany...bummer...and I have a couple of Argentines visiting for 3 weeks....talk about a downer.
Bangmybut is a doll
Hi folks
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She is Thai and 35 but looks like 25 and has such a great sexxy sexxy maturity!
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Want to let anyone that likes asian gals know of this sexxy sexxy lady!
She is Thai and 35 but looks like 25 and has such a great sexxy sexxy maturity!
What a wonderful host to visit and have exciting cyber sex with!
Try her you will not be disappointed!!
RE: Bangmybut is a doll
two crap comments there from gete and styrker (sure thats not supposed to be 'stryker'?). If you're gonna post a commetn say something worthwhile. I've taken it upon myself to start policing these forums from the idiots who post here. Call me sarge....
RE: Bangmybut is a doll
Let me call you dipshit. I think the stupid half-assed comments members make to posts here are half the fun. So sarge...hit the dirt and give me 20....
RE: Bangmybut is a doll
hahahaha...the mighty WTF, I'm surprised you enjoy the comments from the imbeciles here, I had you pegged as a man of sense and worth...perhaps I was mistaken....you are inches away from my goon list boy...
Two guys are out hunting deer:-))
The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky."
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!"
"Yah, Ok", says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice.
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
This time pointing behind them.
By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, "Yah, I SAW IT!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!"
"Yah, Ok", says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice.
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
This time pointing behind them.
By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, "Yah, I SAW IT!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
RE: just interesting
It is neither good nor bad. If you are happy being a virgin and feel that you want to wait until either you are married or until you meet someone you love that is your personal choice.
Although from my point of view I prefer a girl who sleeps with anyone. Gives me a better chance :P
Although from my point of view I prefer a girl who sleeps with anyone. Gives me a better chance :P
RE: just interesting
honestly from a health and emotional perspective its better to be a virgin. guys like girls who are "easy " but wont marry her
RE: just interesting
I was also virgin at 18 ,, best to do when you feel ready , and find someone you like enough- i was not going to be rushed ,, and now am happy i did not- was over 20 years ago and met my first again recently - she was also 18 ,, and we had a nice time remembering , both pleased we waited .. is not a race ..
and
of course we all mature differently .. faster slower ...
someof my freinds are now 45 plus and look 55 + we all are different - take your time ..
and
of course we all mature differently .. faster slower ...
someof my freinds are now 45 plus and look 55 + we all are different - take your time ..
RE: just interesting
Got seduced when I was 17 by 23 year old married woman. Didn't complain though.
RE: just interesting
I am sure many here think being a girls first is a plus for the man, I always think, Being her last is the place of greatest honor
RE: just interesting
Good point! I'm with the one now I most want be with and same for her. The best relationship in my ife. I still remember she who stole my cherry long ago with great affection though! ;)
:)
Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell.
One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde
on his lap. Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think
I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde
on his lap. Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think
I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
What Would You Do?
( Maybe you knew it already.. )
Imagine this...
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. It's
raining heavily when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you
see three people waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well
that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as
part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your
life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what his answer was?
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
So what was yours?
Imagine this...
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. It's
raining heavily when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you
see three people waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well
that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as
part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your
life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what his answer was?
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
So what was yours?
RE: What Would You Do?
Come on Imshy, we all know what you were really thinking....
Run down the old lady and in so doing her a favour because as she is gonna die anyway, why let her suffer a long, slow and painful death when you can provide a quick one.
Get your old friend to tell the Police that you and your perfect partner were in the car together and so you and your perfect partner will share a 4 x 8 foot cell together for the next 20 years. No way your partner can leave you or dump you for anyone else!
And finally, after you have been convicted, let your old friend know that he has to provide and look after your 11 children, ex-partners and family otherwise you will let the police know that he lied in his statement!
Old Lady...sorted
Perefct Partner.....sorted
Family.....sorted
Old friend.......no more dumped on than anyone else but nevertheless, sorted!!!
Run down the old lady and in so doing her a favour because as she is gonna die anyway, why let her suffer a long, slow and painful death when you can provide a quick one.
Get your old friend to tell the Police that you and your perfect partner were in the car together and so you and your perfect partner will share a 4 x 8 foot cell together for the next 20 years. No way your partner can leave you or dump you for anyone else!
And finally, after you have been convicted, let your old friend know that he has to provide and look after your 11 children, ex-partners and family otherwise you will let the police know that he lied in his statement!
Old Lady...sorted
Perefct Partner.....sorted
Family.....sorted
Old friend.......no more dumped on than anyone else but nevertheless, sorted!!!
RE: What Would You Do?
the question was..Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
the answer given was not a choice !!
my answer given i had 3 choices
would be # 2
a blood oath is the only honorable end.
bullshit of 'outside the box'..
i have $10
do i buy a case of beer for 9.99
or
do i buy a bottle of vodka for 9.99???
or
get the hooker for $ 25
logic gives only one answer
get all 3
fuk the box :p
the answer given was not a choice !!
my answer given i had 3 choices
would be # 2
a blood oath is the only honorable end.
bullshit of 'outside the box'..
i have $10
do i buy a case of beer for 9.99
or
do i buy a bottle of vodka for 9.99???
or
get the hooker for $ 25
logic gives only one answer
get all 3
fuk the box :p
RE: What Would You Do?
i think the best way is to offer the best freind save one more life and take your place in car to drive the old lady where she need to get :)),
get out of a car and offer your soul mate to have a nice romantic walk in the rain together...that would be my choice :P
get out of a car and offer your soul mate to have a nice romantic walk in the rain together...that would be my choice :P
RE: What Would You Do?
ok, but what happens if the chick that you think is your "perfect partner" hates the sight of you ... you're left standing there in the rain while some dude drives off in your car!
RE: What Would You Do?
Without looking at the answer.
I would pick up the old lady. My friend if he is a true friend will understand (plus it's his own fault for making friends with me :P).
The girl of my dreams would, mistakenly, think I was a nice person and so once I had gone down the road a few 100 metres I would throw the old lady out and go back for the girl of my dreams :)
But knowing my luck the old lady would be her fucking granny grrrrrr
I would pick up the old lady. My friend if he is a true friend will understand (plus it's his own fault for making friends with me :P).
The girl of my dreams would, mistakenly, think I was a nice person and so once I had gone down the road a few 100 metres I would throw the old lady out and go back for the girl of my dreams :)
But knowing my luck the old lady would be her fucking granny grrrrrr
RE: What Would You Do?
But just think Galaxy after I was cruel to her I came back to the bus stop for you :P
RE: What Would You Do?
if she excites u, make little INYFies with her then!:P ...(pushing another cake in your face now) :DDD
RE: What Would You Do?
Imagine this...
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. It's
raining heavily when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you
see three girls waiting for a bus:
1. not very old lady Galaxy :D
2. An old friend Emma, who has a Bday :)))
3. and me :D
What would u do, INYF? :P
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. It's
raining heavily when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you
see three girls waiting for a bus:
1. not very old lady Galaxy :D
2. An old friend Emma, who has a Bday :)))
3. and me :D
What would u do, INYF? :P
Long Answer
I slow down as I approach the bus stop peeping my horn and flashing my lights. As the three of you step out from the bus stop thinking that I am going to give you a lift in my car I hit the accelarator drive through that huge puddle that has formed just in front of the bus stop and with a bit of luck I manage to soak all three of you :)
I then turn around and go back up the road until I see the bus coming towards me and I turn my car across the road stopping the bus from going any further.
Then I go into Psy's house (luckily I stopped the bus outside her house) and I have a nice cup of coffee and chocolate biscuits.
I then drive back to the bus stop to find out which one of you is now so cold, wet and miserable that you will be willing to offer me sex in return for a lift home :D
I then turn around and go back up the road until I see the bus coming towards me and I turn my car across the road stopping the bus from going any further.
Then I go into Psy's house (luckily I stopped the bus outside her house) and I have a nice cup of coffee and chocolate biscuits.
I then drive back to the bus stop to find out which one of you is now so cold, wet and miserable that you will be willing to offer me sex in return for a lift home :D
Ass Licking Answer
With your enigmatic face, wonderful smile, beautiful eyes, gorgeous flowing hair and funny,warm, kind nature it would have to be you every single time Nadeen :P
RE: What Would You Do?
how did i wind up driving?
I'd have to get rid of all the
beer cans from the backseat,
the lady would be able to take it.
the old friend would get the roof,
and a beer to make the ride smoother.
the perfect mate? rides shotgun!
I'd have to get rid of all the
beer cans from the backseat,
the lady would be able to take it.
the old friend would get the roof,
and a beer to make the ride smoother.
the perfect mate? rides shotgun!
As all psychological questions too hypotetic
Hmm perhaps my friend.As the main feature I apprecciate in person is reliability.My friend is a person checked by time.
And who know the odl lady and the man looking like my ideal man.
May be the lady is acting like she is about to die in order to get into my car and rob me.
But actually depending on the situation which i may evaluate only if I look on this with my own eyes.
And who know the odl lady and the man looking like my ideal man.
May be the lady is acting like she is about to die in order to get into my car and rob me.
But actually depending on the situation which i may evaluate only if I look on this with my own eyes.
RE: As all psychological questions too hypotetic
you being a "psych" person should understand all about hypotheticals.
what would you do in this situation? how would you react?
all you've done is avoid the question with double speak.
RE: why?
Gala, sweetie, who is that monster who have told u i want u to die? let's kill him and burry, ok? :)))
RE: What Would You Do?
Nadeen the answer was in the original post :D
The person gave his car to his best friend and let him take the old lady to hospital and he stayed at the bus stop with the girl of his dreams.
But ................
The old lady was faking it and stole the car at gun point from his best friend.
His best friend went round to his house and had sex with his wife because he had been having sex with her since the day the two of them married.
The girl of his dreams was a man in drag :D
Thats what you get for thinking "outside the box" :P
The person gave his car to his best friend and let him take the old lady to hospital and he stayed at the bus stop with the girl of his dreams.
But ................
The old lady was faking it and stole the car at gun point from his best friend.
His best friend went round to his house and had sex with his wife because he had been having sex with her since the day the two of them married.
The girl of his dreams was a man in drag :D
Thats what you get for thinking "outside the box" :P
RE: What Would You Do?
damn...i didnt notice the answer...should buy glasses :D...thx INYF...made all clear now :)))
russia to usa
Making the ASSUMPTION that summer student/work visas from Russia to the USA are possible, can someone explain the procedure and possibilities?
time to leave
made many friends here..many enemies too...its been fun...some good times..some bad...wish u all a great life and happiness..bye all
RE: time to leave
Look you will be like a banana; he cums back for more.............see you later :)
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA
happy birthday emma.with friends like gala & nadeen it reflects positively on you.all the best
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA
Happy Birthday Emma. Hope you get a big cake and someone (maybe the lovely Galaxy) pushes it into your face. Any left over can go into Nadeen's face :)
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA
Emma only has one wish that she wants to come true Cara and not surprisingly it's the same as yours :)
Just a shame I can't be in two beds at once :P
Just a shame I can't be in two beds at once :P
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA
Two possibilities Nadeen.
1. I make it a special treat on the girls birthday and just hope that no one has a birthday on the same day.
2. Now that I know you want the same thing I forget about the other girls and you have me all to yourself. Then we can make 3 or more little INYFies together :P
1. I make it a special treat on the girls birthday and just hope that no one has a birthday on the same day.
2. Now that I know you want the same thing I forget about the other girls and you have me all to yourself. Then we can make 3 or more little INYFies together :P
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR EMMA!!!!!! hope your day is filled with much joy and happiness and may all of your wishes come true.
Hmmm
I wished you happy BD too but it didnt appear.ok then Happy BD one more time.
Morya udachi i dachi u morya:)Stay warm
Morya udachi i dachi u morya:)Stay warm
cool new song
I posted this some time last year but i like it and lots of new ppl here now thought i would do it again....enjoy
Sung to the the tune of "I Will Survive"
At first i was afraid,I was petrified,
When u said u had 10 inches,Lord i almost died,
But then I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew,
And I knew that I could take u on....
But there u r,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a french fry,
I should have known it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no pythin lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Dont u promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Werent u a dick to think i wouldnt catch u out,
Dont u know we r only joking when we say that size dont count.
I will survive,I will survive,
Coz as long as i have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handfull of latex,
I will survive,I will survive...hey...hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When i saw your little wiener standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now im saving all my loving for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go,
Dont make me laugh,
Last time i saw a prick that small i was giving my baby nephew a bath,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then i wouldnt have you waving that wee tiny thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,Dont you bring me home no tiddlers,
Coz i will always throw them back,
The only thing that i could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it on a toothpick,
Dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now go,
Get out my sight,
Im going back to my appliance,
Coz i know its length is right,
And if i ever see your tiny todger at my door,
You will be counting up your inches as you pich them from off the floor.
I will survive.....I will survive.
Sung to the the tune of "I Will Survive"
At first i was afraid,I was petrified,
When u said u had 10 inches,Lord i almost died,
But then I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew,
And I knew that I could take u on....
But there u r,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a french fry,
I should have known it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no pythin lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Dont u promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Werent u a dick to think i wouldnt catch u out,
Dont u know we r only joking when we say that size dont count.
I will survive,I will survive,
Coz as long as i have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handfull of latex,
I will survive,I will survive...hey...hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When i saw your little wiener standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now im saving all my loving for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go,
Dont make me laugh,
Last time i saw a prick that small i was giving my baby nephew a bath,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then i wouldnt have you waving that wee tiny thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,Dont you bring me home no tiddlers,
Coz i will always throw them back,
The only thing that i could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it on a toothpick,
Dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now go,
Get out my sight,
Im going back to my appliance,
Coz i know its length is right,
And if i ever see your tiny todger at my door,
You will be counting up your inches as you pich them from off the floor.
I will survive.....I will survive.
braggin'
a latin and greek were bragging ..one said "we invented maths"..another "we invented phylosophy" and so on. and a certain moment the greek gets mad and thinks how to shut the latin up and says "well,we invented sex" and the latin says "true,but we introduced it to women"
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
not sure about bananas, they arent very sweet to begin with, but pineapples does, and yes spicy foods makes it taste nasty.
so says my X.
so says my X.
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
all I can say is try me ... I can guarantee that you will never go back to chicks or wanking again ...
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
I thought, if banana doesn't respond to this topic I'll be disappointed but you did! :)
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
oh banana man...u do dissapoint...i thought it was gonna b our little secret :(
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
don't worry nadeen, there's always plenty of me to go around ... :)
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
This sounds like a great job for The MythBusters TV show...
RE: Eating Bananas Makes Cum Sweet
damn yes, I'd volunteer the old banana for that hottie Kari to munch on anyday!! At worst I'd take Jamie ... his moustache would tickle a bit but it might be nice ...
drunken redneck humor
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's
Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to
spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire
as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood
deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
the cantina scene.
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's
Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to
spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire
as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood
deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
the cantina scene.
Research finds Man with 2 dicks
South American Scientists have found a "miracle". A man has been found with two lower appendages and that both are functional. This South American male has even gone so far as to name his appendages, one is Jose, the other is HoseB. Ladies , his name and address have been withheld by his request , Sorry