General Forum
Age and Experience
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly
round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young
blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained
that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an
emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she can join
them.
Naturally, the guys all agreed. Smiling, the blonde thanked them and
said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing
shocks me anymore. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer,
bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do Anything that you normally
do when playing a round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf,
consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to
play my shots."
With that, the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. All
eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball
on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down
the middle, right in front of the green.
The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said.
The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it
and I have faded it a little."
After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the
blonde took out a nine iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the
hole. (She was closest to the pin.)
The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."
The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak. I've left a tricky
little putt," before tapping in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole and knocked the
hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away, smack in the
middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde
continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par
or less on every hole. When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde
was three under par and has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating
green for a par.
She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all
for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to
use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really
like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to
make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some
25-year old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show
him a good time the rest of the night"
The yuppie son jumped at the thought. He strolled across the green,
carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim
about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get
over that little hump and break right into the cup."
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb.
"Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches
to the right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into
the cup."
The old gray haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball,
picked it up and handed it to the her and said, "That's a gimme,
sweetheart. Your car or mine?"
AGE AND EXPERIENCE WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME.
round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young
blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained
that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an
emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she can join
them.
Naturally, the guys all agreed. Smiling, the blonde thanked them and
said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing
shocks me anymore. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer,
bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do Anything that you normally
do when playing a round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf,
consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to
play my shots."
With that, the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. All
eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball
on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down
the middle, right in front of the green.
The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said.
The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it
and I have faded it a little."
After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the
blonde took out a nine iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the
hole. (She was closest to the pin.)
The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."
The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak. I've left a tricky
little putt," before tapping in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole and knocked the
hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away, smack in the
middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde
continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par
or less on every hole. When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde
was three under par and has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating
green for a par.
She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all
for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to
use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really
like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to
make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some
25-year old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show
him a good time the rest of the night"
The yuppie son jumped at the thought. He strolled across the green,
carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim
about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get
over that little hump and break right into the cup."
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb.
"Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches
to the right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into
the cup."
The old gray haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball,
picked it up and handed it to the her and said, "That's a gimme,
sweetheart. Your car or mine?"
AGE AND EXPERIENCE WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME.
UHHH
As an avid reader and periodic poster of the forums, Ths is the first time in 2 1/2 years that I am just puked out reading the sh*t that is out there, my god people....(disclaimer-I am only basing this on the f*cking stupid ass blabbering 3 sh*t -ass posts below me..I'm sure there are better ones below, but currently my scren is full of vomit from the vile post I just viewed. I miss Stormangel, and even Chicagoman, and RectalPanda...Oh, well
RE: UHHH
I hear ya, Mr. Chappy. Being an addict to these forums myself, I sometimes yearn for the good ol' days - those glorious days-gone-by when we would all debate the merits of Watsonian Anarchy and the Zen of Tralfamadorian falafel tree pruning, and I too end up getting all misty and pukey.
That's when I know I'm overdue for a tune up - in need of a little of that Chuck magic to help the upchuck chuck back up.
A session with Chuck's groovin' love shake and his saucy pepper-jack, fudge tunnel frolickin', and I'm back here gleeful and chuggin' happy with a hummingbird buzzing in my heart.
That cat's a miracle worker, I tell ya.
Wakka do. Wakka doobie do.
That's when I know I'm overdue for a tune up - in need of a little of that Chuck magic to help the upchuck chuck back up.
A session with Chuck's groovin' love shake and his saucy pepper-jack, fudge tunnel frolickin', and I'm back here gleeful and chuggin' happy with a hummingbird buzzing in my heart.
That cat's a miracle worker, I tell ya.
Wakka do. Wakka doobie do.
Australian football players
AFL Quotes
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Mick Malthouse - Collingwood
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training
Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt : "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Kevin Sheedy on James Hird
Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'
Barry Hall ( Sydney ) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first."
"Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Dermott Brereton)
"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Mark Williams)
"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (Dermott Brereton)
"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Luke Darcy)
"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Dermott Brereton)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Shane Wakelin)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious." (Adrian Anderson)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Andrew Demetriou)
"I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better." (Dermott Brereton)
"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Terry Wallace)
Garry Lyon : "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" David Swartz: "On what?"
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Dermott Brereton)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Dermott Brereton)
Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Mick Malthouse - Collingwood
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training
Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt : "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Kevin Sheedy on James Hird
Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'
Barry Hall ( Sydney ) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first."
"Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Dermott Brereton)
"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Mark Williams)
"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (Dermott Brereton)
"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Luke Darcy)
"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Dermott Brereton)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Shane Wakelin)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious." (Adrian Anderson)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Andrew Demetriou)
"I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better." (Dermott Brereton)
"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Terry Wallace)
Garry Lyon : "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" David Swartz: "On what?"
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Dermott Brereton)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Dermott Brereton)
Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."
RE: Australian football players
hate to burst your bubble but I've seen this exact same thing from the Super 14 rugby (with the names changed of course) ... and I'm sure it's been done for other codes as well ... would fit perfectly with league players because they're about the thickest sportspeople around (next to the AFL guys).
RE: Australian football players
the thickest sports people around are football players,like that mental pgymy david:"how do i tie my laces"beckham.thickest & softest.who else rolls round like they have been shot from a wittle bity tap on the leg
RE: Australian football players
true, but perhaps the lack of padding is the lead cause of that thickness :) ... however, I agree wholeheartedly with your point (if I understand it correctly) ... rugby, league and aussie footy are all played without padding as opposed to the game purported to be "football" here in the country that voted in GWB for a 2nd term!
comm chat
I am a new member here and went into the chat room,i saw that it says "English Language Only Please" however,many were talking in Tagalog.I saw one member say "not alot of English in the room" and a host also said "Talk in English Only Please" (this host was also from Asia so there is no discrimination going on here) but they continued to do it.Now,i know there is an "ignore" button,but it gets rather frustrating having to click on so many different hosts and click ignore.I know from talking to a host that there is a chat host room,if they wish to talk in this way and not break the rules of the room why do they not go there??Or if they prefere to talk in their own language why not talk in private to each other??Also there is alot of "Flooding" with emoticons,this is rather annoying as at times you can not see what was written by people that you are talking too (be it in private or public).Surely CC should be more strict on this happening and maybe put a moderator in the room to stop this from happening.I know i will probably get slated for writing this,so,i choose to with-hold my name.Thank you for taking the time to read this,i would like to know some opinions on this matter.
RE: comm chat
ComChat has its advantages as well as disadvantages.And your impressions about it will mainly based on the chat with ppl who are there.So depends on who is there when you enter it.But I found its very rude to go on to chat in some other language except english when you was already asked to stop this.
But anyway its your right.You may stop visit it if you find more disadvantages than advantages of visiting it.
Personally I like it sometimes.
But anyway its your right.You may stop visit it if you find more disadvantages than advantages of visiting it.
Personally I like it sometimes.
RE: comm chat
the best thing you can do is to report the violating host and time of occurence to cc.
RE: comm chat
comm chat is just that comm chat , wtf bother so much and complain about silly things like you are in childrens garden???? , u have tools u can use , or just talk in private with whom u want , like anyother thing in this world there are good parts and bad parts , take it as it is , learn how things stand in comm chat and move on
jeeeeeeez
jeeeeeeez
RE: comm chat
Okay let me get this straight... you said comm chat is just that comm chat. Which if I understand you correctly you are saying it is a community of people talking... yet your answer to this man's post is, basically, telling the guy to quit complaining and go talk in private. So if a few people break the rules by talking in a language other than English and everyone else begins to just talk in private with someone because people like you tell them they are not allowed to complain about it, then eventually nobody is talking in public.... so how can that be considered a community? It would only be a room of people chatting privately... or private chat.
Every community (online and offline) has rules that were created so that people could co-exist more peacefully. It is the responsibility of all members of the community to obide by the rules. So *24, instead of telling the people that follow the rules to keep their mouths shut and just deal with it if others blatantly disobey the rules, why don't you tell the ones that choose to disobey the rules to stay out of comm chat? Because that is the only correct answer.
Every community (online and offline) has rules that were created so that people could co-exist more peacefully. It is the responsibility of all members of the community to obide by the rules. So *24, instead of telling the people that follow the rules to keep their mouths shut and just deal with it if others blatantly disobey the rules, why don't you tell the ones that choose to disobey the rules to stay out of comm chat? Because that is the only correct answer.
RE: comm chat
Well, I taught a filipina host Cockney Rhyming Slang, admittedely not in chat but in her vid.. Personally, I prefer the anything goes approach in CC, whether in chat or froums.
Chat paricularly is quite bland and dull comapred to say a few months ago; I miss the insane anarchy of members Nomad and loco.
The internet generally is so commercial, safe and boring compared to when it started. CC and a certain Thai go-go bar board are the only 2 places I know on the net now which are not over-regulated.
Let CC rip! Arguments, fights, love and peace can co-exist in a most entertaning blend here.
Chat paricularly is quite bland and dull comapred to say a few months ago; I miss the insane anarchy of members Nomad and loco.
The internet generally is so commercial, safe and boring compared to when it started. CC and a certain Thai go-go bar board are the only 2 places I know on the net now which are not over-regulated.
Let CC rip! Arguments, fights, love and peace can co-exist in a most entertaning blend here.
RE: comm chat
I hate squealers.....teacher...teacher...you forgot to give us homework....dillweed.
VERY wierd girl
She says she is Romanian and lives in Constanta but has never heard of covrigii, sarmaluta or mici.
RE: VERY wierd girl
So you're telling me that in the country in which you live, you know all cities and towns and where they are?
to MasterTech
You're not a master brain-power. LOL
"Covrigii" is a pretzel-type food sold in every market and most street corners in th whole country.
"Sarmaluta" is stuffed cabbage (or grapeleaf) that EVERY mom in Romania makes by the dozens all the time.
"Mici" is virtually the national food. It's the sausage you see on all the grills.
"Covrigii" is a pretzel-type food sold in every market and most street corners in th whole country.
"Sarmaluta" is stuffed cabbage (or grapeleaf) that EVERY mom in Romania makes by the dozens all the time.
"Mici" is virtually the national food. It's the sausage you see on all the grills.
RE: to MasterTech
Ah, my bad. LOL. Well, you learn something new every day, and now I have learned something.
As for this girl not knowing these "simple" facts, I can understand being dumbfounded, but just because she is Romanian, or from Constanta, doesn't automatically make her an expert on all things Romanian. Some people are just ignorant, as I have surely shown. Kinda like Kellie Pickler on American Idol... people were disbelieving that anyone could be that ignorant, and thought she was putting on an act.
As for this girl not knowing these "simple" facts, I can understand being dumbfounded, but just because she is Romanian, or from Constanta, doesn't automatically make her an expert on all things Romanian. Some people are just ignorant, as I have surely shown. Kinda like Kellie Pickler on American Idol... people were disbelieving that anyone could be that ignorant, and thought she was putting on an act.
RE: to MasterTech
maybe she dont go out in the daylight .... shes got agrophobia..? she only eats Big Mcs ??
RE: to MasterTech
It may be that here English is not that good and she did not properly understand the context of your questions depending on how you asked them, that you were "testing" her. Mici also means "small" so she may not have realised you were talking about the food. I am not sure which region calls them sarmaluta. I have always been told they are sarmale. Covrigi is also a place.
RE: to MasterTech
"Sarmaluta" means little sarmale. But maybe she is just playing dumb and avoiding small talk. Some hosts do refuse to talk about anything except video sex.
RE: Wierd girl
Then ask her if she knows of Kebab, shawrma and suberec....if she is really from Constanta, but i doubt it
RE: Wierd girl
Not knowing mici or sarmale would be like a Brit not knowing fish and chips, or an American not knowing...hmmm... corn dogs maybe? Either she's messing with your head, or she's not really Romanian.
Curious about Gortensia
Hello everyone! I would like to pose a question. Can anyone tell me what the appeal is with this Gortensia? I see lots of discussions with and about her. There has to be a reason she I has so much attention. What is the draw to her? She is pretty, but not the prettiest. Has a nice looking body, but not the sexiest body at cc. Does not seem to be customer oriented (want to please the member over her wants). It seems to me, its more that she is not like most other girls at cc (looks at cc as a business and wants to make the customers happy). Her replies to most members, is what can you do for me, not what can I do for you. Comments that deal mostly with how to make her interested and entertained by you the customer, then how may I please you as my customer. I think her appeal is, she is not someone to be controlled or seduced, and we men take this as a challenge. We have to come up with a way to seduce her into seeing things our way. What is your take on Gortensias appeal? Gortensia I would like to know what you think. This is not meant as an assault on Gortensia. I know she has a large following of supporters and do not want anger them or her. My quest is to understand the appeal.
Curious
Curious
RE: Curious about Gortensia
Advertising hosts pays on this site. She is an expert in this field and you are just aiding her.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
Seuk, sorry was not meant as something to entertain you, but simply posed as a question.
Anony (22 Jun) thanks for your input, you may be correct.
Anony (22 Jun) thanks for your input, you may be correct.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
when money is needed, she drums up her own business by causing problems. looks like she needs more money, so more ads for her.
come on you guys, get wise, get smart.
just one more girl doing the same old ploy
come on you guys, get wise, get smart.
just one more girl doing the same old ploy
RE: Curious about Gortensia
She's bored and needs her kicks.
This is easier then turning tricks.
This is easier then turning tricks.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
bleh bleh bleh
how many times do we have to put up with this? it seems every week we
are forced to put up with her.
if we ignore her, will she go away? far far away?
how many times do we have to put up with this? it seems every week we
are forced to put up with her.
if we ignore her, will she go away? far far away?
RE: Curious about Gortensia
Hey this girl started to say here something when some idiot posted about her here. Look. back. What about her other posts she posts no more and no less than any other chathost here
RE: Curious about Gortensia
Ok guys, Thanks. I guess there is no magic to it. Its just that Im new to this discussions game.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
jive dude you have gone to the essence of this.you have seen gortensia inside which is what most of these posters have not.they make their judgements on small snippets,so their opinions are ill-informed.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
"I think her appeal is, she is not someone to be controlled or seduced, and we men take this as a challenge"
yes, I think you've got it.
yes, I think you've got it.
to Nick194
When my inflamation gets better, my bright red baboon ass is yours for the taking, thanks for your tender concern. Yes It is still leaking, but the doctor said it takes several weeks for the bowels and tender tissue to heal. see you soon sweety....Rectal Kissesss :)
RE: Curious about Gortensia
i cant or rather wont answer this . or shall i ...
some hosts 'act' like they care what us members want and say
Gorte is completely herself honest and forthcomming.some, like you said, look at this solely as a job, gorte is more friend oriented
some hosts 'act' like they care what us members want and say
Gorte is completely herself honest and forthcomming.some, like you said, look at this solely as a job, gorte is more friend oriented
RE: Curious about Gortensia
Hey guys Chatty=Gortensia...got it?
How many times will you going into her games?
How many times will you going into her games?
RE: Curious about Gortensia
and all under chatty's posts were posts by Gortensia too including jolo
RE: Curious about Gortensia
do you honestly believe she is that devious? I've had some interesting chats with Gorty about her home town and where she lives now. She's shown me videos and pics she has taken and she really is an interesting girl to talk to and no I haven't been asked to pay for that. She doesn't have to advertise herself cos she's always busy and yes she is beautiful with a great body bt can't girls have more than that? What is the matter with people here.
RE: Curious about Gortensia
I believe Chuck11 killed Col. Mustard in the Library with Gortensia's ass-stained strap-on.
Why
Why the feck are some of you chathosts online but are sleeping when we go in room ? Sleep when ur not working for fecks sake ...!! Imagine how many pissed off viewers you have lost coz no answers in ur rooms ,,, geeeeees . if i sleep at work i get the sack ...
RE: Why
take a deep breath, put the snoozer behind you, and move on to the next wide eyed one eager to take your money. ain't no big thing, amigo. it's all cool.
RE: Why
Appreciate you being pissed off - just that some hosts stay online for hours and hours without sleep. Crazy I know, but sometimes I've stayed logged in to a favourite's vid just so she can snatch some sleep, my life a a damn sight easier than theirs.
RE: Why
if you get p****d off at a host cuz she is sleeping when you enter
try this dumass, knock b4 you enter ie. text her 1st ..wtf. never .
its better to keep silient and let the world think your a fool, then it is to speak, and prove to the world that you are !
try this dumass, knock b4 you enter ie. text her 1st ..wtf. never .
its better to keep silient and let the world think your a fool, then it is to speak, and prove to the world that you are !
RE: Why
could be wrong, but i think he might have actually been talking about going to text chat and finding no one there. 'knocking' and not getting an answer.
that whole 'better to keep silent' thing, that's a good idea, i think.
peace, johnzhon. enjoy ur b00bz. :)
that whole 'better to keep silent' thing, that's a good idea, i think.
peace, johnzhon. enjoy ur b00bz. :)
RE: Why
bored and feeling goofy, i visited a playback and did that once.
and only for that very reason of giving the host something to laugh about when she came back and had a look at the record of the chat. :)
and only for that very reason of giving the host something to laugh about when she came back and had a look at the record of the chat. :)
RE: Why
lol then how did u know that host were sleeping? Maybe she was busy in video (writing privately to member or talking by phone)... how long did u wait for responce? & what's a big problem with it - text chat is free u didn't spend a penny...
Anyone know how I can get the sound working??? I installed teh sware but it still dont work!
Anyone know how I can get the sound working??? I installed teh sware but it still dont work!
RE: Anyone know how I can get the sound working??? I installed teh sware but it still dont work!
Are you using Internet Explorer for your browser? If you use Firefox the sound or cam to cam won't work, and probably won't work with Opera either.
RE: Anyone know how I can get the sound working??? I installed teh sware but it still dont work!
see this http://www.camcontacts.net/faq.html?if=1#hear
RE: Anyone know how I can get the sound working??? I installed teh sware but it still dont work!
Use the telephone. Buy a long distance card from one of many long distance calling card sites. You not only can hear her but more importantly she can hear you and her reaction to your voice is often amazing.
Why Men Have Nipples (Complete and Scientific)
Before continuing, Trisky and Cory basically got this correct, except for one tiny mistake but the main essentials are correct. Warning LONG and contains science so skip if not interested. The signal for sex is actually to become male which originates from a gene within the Y chromosome. Therefore one may say that the original blueprint for development is female and only if a signal is present or if that signal can be received do you get a male (androgen insensitivity...androgens basically means testosterone, this is a X-linked recessive condition). There's actually a famous movie star that suffers from this condition, Jamie Lee Curtis. She is genotypically a male she's XY however phenotypically (what she looks like) is female. What happens is that her androgen receptors do not recognize androgens. Yet due to the fact that she is XY she does not have a properly developed female anatomy either. She has what is called a blind pouch vagina. In other words an opening that goes nowhere. Yes I call her she because in every respect she views herself as such. She was raised etc as a woman and not as a man. By the way for those that even care, one can have surgery to have this blind pouch corrected however she is infertile. Also estrogen replacement is typically administered and as of the last decade or so possibly more in some states, these children do not have Sex Reassignment. Ok warning science coming up.
As already stated as developing embryos, we have both female and male genitalia precursors; Muellerian ducts (female, XX) and Wolffian ducts (XY). We will do male development first because this is the one that actually requires some signaling.
Male:
SRY gene produces SRY-antigen (AKA Testi Determining Factor) which is secreted and affects Sertoli Cells which in turn secrete MIF (Muellerian Inhibiting Factor) which causes Mullerian duct regression. SRY-antigen also activates testosterone production in Leydig cells which stimulates further development of the Wollfian ducts creating male internal genitalia. The testosterone is further modified by something called 5alpha reductase which creates the external male genitalia. There is a condition in which males are 5-alpha reductase deficient and they present with ambiguous genetalia such as a small phallus and undescended testes. This is autosomal recessive.
Female:
Absence of SRY-antigen and thus testosterone production causes regression of Wollfian ducts and the Muellerian ducts are allowed to further develop.
So to actually answer your question why do men have nipples and in fact we even have a mammary gland the answer is rather simple. The original genetic blueprint is female. It makes sense to. Just think about it, imagine you are a contractor that is going to make millions of homes. It makes sense to have one main blueprint which will be the house unless a customer says...I want these windows here, with more open space for the kitchen etc. If the contractor had to have a blueprint for every little possibility it would be inefficient. Thus one main model which can be altered at will with the proper information. By the way as a side note, one cannot even see the difference between most embryos of different species until certain milestones in development are achieved. Thus we all have tails as an embryo which then develops into the sacrum and coccyx etc.
As a further note, what Cory had said of men growing breasts is also correct it's called gynecomastia (Also happens in woman where their breasts grow preciously and at an alarming size, painful etc). In fact certain drugs have been associated with this problem especially for men such as cimetidine (H2 blocker for blocking gastric acid secretion thus avoid ulcers) and ketaconazole (antifungal agent). Cimetidine is not used much anymore; instead famotidine (Pepcid AC) is much more common or even omeprazole (Losec, which works completely differently).
As already stated as developing embryos, we have both female and male genitalia precursors; Muellerian ducts (female, XX) and Wolffian ducts (XY). We will do male development first because this is the one that actually requires some signaling.
Male:
SRY gene produces SRY-antigen (AKA Testi Determining Factor) which is secreted and affects Sertoli Cells which in turn secrete MIF (Muellerian Inhibiting Factor) which causes Mullerian duct regression. SRY-antigen also activates testosterone production in Leydig cells which stimulates further development of the Wollfian ducts creating male internal genitalia. The testosterone is further modified by something called 5alpha reductase which creates the external male genitalia. There is a condition in which males are 5-alpha reductase deficient and they present with ambiguous genetalia such as a small phallus and undescended testes. This is autosomal recessive.
Female:
Absence of SRY-antigen and thus testosterone production causes regression of Wollfian ducts and the Muellerian ducts are allowed to further develop.
So to actually answer your question why do men have nipples and in fact we even have a mammary gland the answer is rather simple. The original genetic blueprint is female. It makes sense to. Just think about it, imagine you are a contractor that is going to make millions of homes. It makes sense to have one main blueprint which will be the house unless a customer says...I want these windows here, with more open space for the kitchen etc. If the contractor had to have a blueprint for every little possibility it would be inefficient. Thus one main model which can be altered at will with the proper information. By the way as a side note, one cannot even see the difference between most embryos of different species until certain milestones in development are achieved. Thus we all have tails as an embryo which then develops into the sacrum and coccyx etc.
As a further note, what Cory had said of men growing breasts is also correct it's called gynecomastia (Also happens in woman where their breasts grow preciously and at an alarming size, painful etc). In fact certain drugs have been associated with this problem especially for men such as cimetidine (H2 blocker for blocking gastric acid secretion thus avoid ulcers) and ketaconazole (antifungal agent). Cimetidine is not used much anymore; instead famotidine (Pepcid AC) is much more common or even omeprazole (Losec, which works completely differently).
Microsoftie:-))
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
RE: football
they are still there.none of you so called football experts epected that so they are now in the worlds top 16.italy is next domino to fall.they have more chance than choke united aka england!
RE: football
so why you laudh?as an aussie you should always believe & never give in or stop til the final whistle!
RE: football
it wont end in tears becasuse we have exceeded ours & all the so called experts expectations & we are proud os our teams because they never stop until the final whistle. choke united aka england couldn't win a chook raffle with all the tickets let alone the world cup.so the tears will be english,as usual
RE: football
oh , now u've done it, poster to max.. lol everyone will wanna know what a chook is now, lol
RE: football
its ok,its about time the world got educated to australian english....then they can enjoy words & language like we do"my old china plate"....haha
RE: football
Tell you what guys i actually agree that the Socceroo's have done great. I also agree in the past the English team have appeared to choke but think it has been down to pony decisions by the managers at the time as well. This time however I think we are going to win it. Good luck against Italy, hope you win again. I assume you understand the definition of pony :-))
each summer
Each summer the new batch of 18 year old Russian girls come from high school to cc. It's always fun to see the hot little girls and have fun with them.
It seems this new batch are put in non-adult categories but quickly do adult things if asked nicely. They are very sweet little girls. Be nice to them.
It seems this new batch are put in non-adult categories but quickly do adult things if asked nicely. They are very sweet little girls. Be nice to them.
to you EMANSI
Let me know when you are online so I can see your big nose again ha ha ha.
The ideea is that you kinda pissed me off with your emails...just leave me alone girl!!!! I am not atractted to you!
Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site.
The ideea is that you kinda pissed me off with your emails...just leave me alone girl!!!! I am not atractted to you!
Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site.
RE: to you EMANSI
"Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site"
Yeah they consider it as a money making site..:P
Yeah they consider it as a money making site..:P
joke,i hope
a man walks into a bar with a crocodile.he stands in the middle of the bar & yells"everybody watch this!" he then unzips his pants & lets them fall to the ground.he grabs the crocodile forces its mouth open & puts his cock in its mouth.to the amazement of everyone the crocodile doesn't bite it off.he then grabs a cane & hits the crocodile over the head again & again.still it doesn't bite his cock off.he then says"who wants a go,it feels incredible"
a older lady puts her hand up & says
"i'lll have a go but don't hit me on the head with the cane"
a older lady puts her hand up & says
"i'lll have a go but don't hit me on the head with the cane"
RE: MEMBERS
Absolutely ..........not
i could just about live without football, can't live without girls. It is close though,lol
i could just about live without football, can't live without girls. It is close though,lol
RE: MEMBERS
LOL. Honey you know any combination of girls and balls is going to interest me. :-)
RE: it is possible?
Maybe. You would have to check to see what types of internet are available. If there are phone lines there, you might be able to. There may not be a local phone number to connect though, so you'd have to pay a lot for toll call. It really depends where you're talking about. DSL is less likely to be available. You need to check with internet providers in the area.
RE: it is possible?
yes its possible if you have an unwired internet connection like me.it has even been used out in the ocean.
happy days
just got back from holiday and read my thread of 8 jun thanks to captaincaveman u provided a sensible answer so now i understand
Why do men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples? what is their function? I understand I'm a mammal and mammals have nipples, but I'm not secreting milk anytime soon.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
Yeah in strip club its first thing they want to manipulate :) men have same nerves as women just less fat.................
RE: Why do men have nipples?
gala, u r killing me! hahahahahahaha
i hope your crazyness isnt infectious - i clicked on your post to answer it :-((
going to wash my mouse now with a soap :D
i hope your crazyness isnt infectious - i clicked on your post to answer it :-((
going to wash my mouse now with a soap :D
RE: Why do men have nipples?
well, you know, the nipples develop within first three weeks after the embryo appears inside a woman... but the gender of the baby is determined only after this period.. so the baby get a signal to be a girl, but the nipples are already developed... they have no function for a man.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
actually men can be induced to produce milk. aint whoremones gr8?
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My nipples have function... especially when you kiss them baby... mmmmmmmmmm
RE: Why do men have nipples?
See we all start out as females...then some have a brain deveop and become male lol
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My dear Max , this mean that no matter what u do u are still a pussy :D
oops, I mean God created the man first cos he needed a prototype for his Masterpiece :P
oops, I mean God created the man first cos he needed a prototype for his Masterpiece :P
RE: Why do men have nipples?
Actually he created Man first in order that he would get the chance to speak. That opportunity went immediately Woman arrived.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
But the joke is still on Eve. God never said Eve would be the one having the orgasms. You see when God had originally created Adam and Eve he had only given them the ability to have one orgasm each during their lifetimes. If Eve had listened more closely while God was explaining to her what multiple orgasms were she would have heard him say that she would be able to GIVE Adam more than one orgasm. Now you understand why men have orgasms every time they have sex, and why women are lucky if they even have an orgasm at all when they have sex. Thanks Eve! Now you understand why God and Adam were giggling and pointing at Eve when she thought she was wise and chose best. Adam actually ended up with both gifts.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My nipples have a function Triksy....just give them a little kiss....
RE: Why do men have nipples?
"they have no function for a man"
Hope you'll find any function for them girls! Please use your imaginations.
Hope you'll find any function for them girls! Please use your imaginations.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
She was talking about a biological function, of course. Men couldn't stand breast feeding, I'm sure.
RE: To viewer shaker
Oh for fuck sake, here we go again with this bullshit!
Get a fucking room you two!!!!!!
Get a fucking room you two!!!!!!
RE: To viewer shaker
Id talk tohim in private or using private CCmail if I knew who is he.But he is too shyyyyyyyyy
RE: To viewer shaker
That was actually funny, I applaud you. Gortensia, I adore poetry and music as along with the other arts, I am not a philistine. I think I'm becoming enamoured with my dear......
Getting an idea of how people are simply from the text they
write. The Security Forces around the world would LOVE to talk to you.
Maybe you could teach them a few things about how you do this?
Since it takes years of study and research.
Do you have those years? Are you a forensic specialist?
If so, then by all means, give those credentials to everyone here.
If not, then shut your mouth.
write. The Security Forces around the world would LOVE to talk to you.
Maybe you could teach them a few things about how you do this?
Since it takes years of study and research.
Do you have those years? Are you a forensic specialist?
If so, then by all means, give those credentials to everyone here.
If not, then shut your mouth.
who are you talking to?
himself
i would reply ,
but i cant because if i did then you may not understand it,
due to the fact that this text is only just text,
and not the textual way of communication from one mind to another in the form of an alphabetical system created by a mind so that minds can communcate without the use of vocalization.
but i cant because if i did then you may not understand it,
due to the fact that this text is only just text,
and not the textual way of communication from one mind to another in the form of an alphabetical system created by a mind so that minds can communcate without the use of vocalization.
Never hear a man say:-))
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.
RE: Never hear a man say:-))
youre list is pretty bogus. its a list for men/women who think all men are self centered macho idiots. I say and do many of those things with/for my woman. hell, yesterday i went shopping for groceries all by my little lonesome without being asked.
Any man that lives that list is not worth living with and is probably a complete asshole.
Any man that lives that list is not worth living with and is probably a complete asshole.
RE: Never hear a man say:-))
I think you missed the point of the 2 "jokes"
It was meant to be "funny"
Unless humor is outlawed on you planet, or
you had it surgically removed.
Up the dosage of your prozac!
It was meant to be "funny"
Unless humor is outlawed on you planet, or
you had it surgically removed.
Up the dosage of your prozac!