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This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. "Get out of here!" says the bartender.
"I gotta go to the bathroom," slurs the drunk.
"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.
"I gotta go bathroom," says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers.
"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"
The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There's the drunk sitting down.
"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.
"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!" says the drunk.
"Why, you stupid shit!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on my mop bucket!!"

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anyone know when she will be back

My friends told me that if i want to be a successful model at this site I need to smile all time in video. is it true? Im serious girl..and smile not often:)))))

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come on girls i no you want some hard dick

There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

I am learning better english from the forums now. It been so dark in my town so i sad. Now the sun shines again. It is like a glowing red asshole spraying warmth across my picnic fur. viva the retard my friends. kissess to u all
So nice, i learning english from u. viva the retard

Wow, has anyone else checked out darkqueen lately? Great price, and Alex puts on one hot show. Delicious always.

Pretty Witch. Pretty girl. Reasonable price. Great english. Does phone. Great body. Not total nudity but enough to tickle your fancy. Big wahoos. Brilliant smile.

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wanted to know if it i difficult to purchase a computer in russia ,ukriane, or romania. Expensive? or is it the internet service that is ??

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they're really impressed. After the game they ask her "how is it that you know so much about baseball?"

She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change." The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"Was it when they cut off your balls?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"What was the most painful part?"

"The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"

i wanted to make a new music CD for romantic nights/lovemaking but i am having difficulty choosing the perfect songs for it. I made one before that was a compilation of songs with spanish guitar and it was great, but i wanted to make a new one, something different, one that is more contemporary perhaps. I would appreciate hearing what songs you think would be perfect for such a CD, especially from the ladies as they know best what turns them on and puts them in the mood for lovemaking. I have listed below the songs i have in mind for the CD already... tell me if you think they are good or not and also tell me what songs i should add. thank you in advance for ur help.

1) Seduces Me - by Celine Dion
2) Insatiable - by Darren Hayes
3) You're Making Me High - by Monica
4) Yours - by Mariah Carey
5) Don't Let Go (Love) - by En Vogue
6) Back At One - by Brian McKnight
7) Love Is What We Makin (Sex) - by R. Kelly

I have heard that women look for clues about men they see or have just met to determine if he will be a great lover and good in bed. So ladies can you share with me here what things you look for... what are the clues u seek... that tell you he is a great lover and will give you great pleasure in bed? One I heard is that if a man is a great dancer he will be great in bed because he knows how to move his body. What are the other things you look for to tell you? I find it interesting.

hello to all! help me pls with advice. Im about 3 weeks at CC and like it alot.I love to chat..makes show..etc.I did pictures..all kinds too.But nobody come to me! Whats wrong? Am I not pretty or boring?
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what is video playback with 1-2-1? I understand the playback part, but to be charged extra for a "1-2-1" on video tape? how does that work?

yes, there will always be those that
amuse themselves by making fun of
certain types of people.

anything basically that gives people
ammo to shoot thier mouths off
over anything.

I laugh at alot of people here.
why?

because they amuse me.

they pick fights, they get jealous,
and you know why?

because they can.

idf you have not seen this sexy lady go visit her it will be worth your time

You are biggest Corword on CC all you do is try and cause trouble on here if you do not like this site go to another and levae that people alone that try and make living and stop trashing very one on here i know you will reply to this but think I will have more agree with me about you then they agree with you about me so at the end of that we can add up and see who the better person is.

Where is Marijka? missed her terribly.

I found this article today and i found it really funny.Although it might sound teribly silly i DO believe in the bad effects of draughts.Do u?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2005/08/16/exroman.xml In romania, the greatest threat to life today is not poverty, climate change or al-Qa'eda. It's moving air. Fans, air conditioning and open windows are not - as I had thought - useful mechanisms to generate a nice breeze, or give a little respite as summer temperatures climb to around 40 degrees. They are weapons of mass destruction.

I first noticed this phenomenon last summer. Romania has extreme, continental weather, and I suggested to my Romanian boyfriend - quite reasonably, I thought - that we purchase a fan. He shifted uncomfortably, which, given that we were sweltering through every night in a stuffy room, I found odd. Nonetheless I persisted, and after a few abortive trips to the department store, a fan was acquired.

Yet this was just half the battle, as I then found Vasile showing extreme resistance to turning the fan on, but hesitating to offer an explanation. And I observed similar strange behaviour elsewhere. Both at home and work, panic would break out if ever two windows, or a window and a door, were open simultaneously, and somebody would race to close one, wailing "Cur-rent!"

Colleagues, shirts stuck to their backs with sweat, would stomp to close the window, shutting off the one fresh air supply we had, growling this dirty word.


The humble ceiling fan: Romanians may display extreme resistance to using this weapon of mass destruction

It turned out that "cur-rent", or the draught that circulates when two windows are open, is blamed in Romania for almost every ill one can think of. Toothache, headache, cold, flu, meningitis, paralysis, even death - all are apparently the result of moving air. This was solemnly confirmed to me by Vasile's mum, who has just retired from a 30-year career as a nurse.

I saw how widespread this belief is when Vasile came down with toothache. In my layman's view, there are many possible factors that could contribute to a Romanian's teeth deficiencies: poor dental hygiene (a friend from the UK government's trade department told me that average toothpaste consumption per capita here is half a tube per year); low quality toothpaste under communism; the view of dental care here as a vanity issue rather than a health issue; a diet high in sugar; and smoking. But every single person to whom Vasile complained of his ailment attributed it ardently to his having been in a draught.

Moving air had been blamed, he said, for almost every medical problem he had had, by grandparents, teachers - even his dentist. Consequently, it took a while to convince him that slight breezes were not universally feared outside Romania. He then went back to his mum and asked what, apart from the draught, could have caused the toothache. She fixed him with a serious look and pronounced: "There is nothing apart from the draught."

Air currents are the most reviled, but other cooling devices are also treated with suspicion. It can be quite a problem in Anglo-Romanian relationships. Either you don't sleep because the room is like a sauna or they don't sleep because they're terrified of waking up paralysed.

Each time I mention it to a Westerner in a relationship with a Romanian, or anyone who has spent time in a Romanian home, they nod and sigh, recalling hot nights and even more heated debates with people convinced that any affliction can be put down to a slight breeze.

No-one can explain where this moving air phobia has come from. It seems to have elements of superstition and self-fulfilling prophecy. Most Romanians - especially the older ones - have no chance to travel, and therefore get little exposure to other cultures and viewpoints. Scepticism was crushed by communism, and people tend to hold on to beliefs they have acquired without questioning them.

Recently my boyfriend read his parents an article in a newspaper written by a doctor, headlined "Sitting in a draught does not cause toothache." They muttered, suspiciously. I told them that I, and many of my compatriots, actively seek out a draught when we are hot, and that we are all in rude health. This, I was told, was due to the in-built English resistance to draughts.

Life here for many is austere, and it's a shame to see people suffering when they could at least enjoy a comfortable room temperature. For that reason I try to make a point of exposing myself to the draught and then emerging undamaged, telling everyone how nice it is to get a bit of a breeze going. But long-held superstition is a tough foe to beat, and I don't expect the wind of change to be blowing through these parts any time soon

Dont be jealous dear, u know damm well u r my favorite girl here