General Forum
RE: HAPPY BDAY DM !!!
DM have birthday 15 jun.
DM have a nice day, and i hope England wins in Germany.
DM have a nice day, and i hope England wins in Germany.
RE: HAPPY BDAY DM !!!
??? your birthday again ??? jeez, the year has passed too fast...
(singing in a sweet soft quiet voice...)
Happy birthday to youuu...
Happy birthday to youuuu...
Happy birthday, dear Kriiiiiiiiiissssssss..... :P
Happy birthday tooooo youuuuuuuu !!!.....
all the best to you, dear, have fun and good luck (K)
kisss
(singing in a sweet soft quiet voice...)
Happy birthday to youuu...
Happy birthday to youuuu...
Happy birthday, dear Kriiiiiiiiiissssssss..... :P
Happy birthday tooooo youuuuuuuu !!!.....
all the best to you, dear, have fun and good luck (K)
kisss
RE: HAPPY BDAY DM !!!
er..yeah..what everyone above me said...have a good one mate and dont drink too much :)
RE: HAPPY BDAY DM !!!
Happy Birthday Mate,
Comedy Club followed by Reflex or you have another plan??? lol
Have fun this evening, drink loads and be lucky : )
Comedy Club followed by Reflex or you have another plan??? lol
Have fun this evening, drink loads and be lucky : )
HAPPY BDAY DM from me too !!!
Sorrrry was kicked out of net before party started - dont eat all of gortys cakes but let the bitter float - all the best for ur BD DM !!!
RE: HAPPY BDAY DM !!!
Happy birthday minger.... Get drunk, fall over, puke up, stagger up the road home, fiddle with the keys to the door... Finally after 30 mins of playing with ur keys the door opens and u fall in..40 mins after that u wake up and stagger up the stairs thinking ur singing the words to a song that only u know... find the door to the loo, stand in front of the loo swaying to and fro, take a pee and feel wet afterwards as u remember that u forgot to pull the zipper of ur jeans down.. :D
Stagger out of the loo and find ur way to ur room with the help of the wall, still singing the words to a song u only know, and adding the beat of the drum as u fart ur way down the hall.. :D
find the door of ur room and send ur shoes flying across the room as u kick them off.. This time u finally remember about ur zipper but thats as far as u get as u flop onto the bed.. Room starts spinning and it looks cool till u feel u have to puke, grabbing the nearest thing about, UR SHOE.. :D... FINALLY u fall asleep in a mess...
Just remember the next morning to clean out ur shoe b4 u put ur foot in it.... and fecking clean them jeans too.. PISSY PANTS...hahaha
Have a gr8 day Kris
Stagger out of the loo and find ur way to ur room with the help of the wall, still singing the words to a song u only know, and adding the beat of the drum as u fart ur way down the hall.. :D
find the door of ur room and send ur shoes flying across the room as u kick them off.. This time u finally remember about ur zipper but thats as far as u get as u flop onto the bed.. Room starts spinning and it looks cool till u feel u have to puke, grabbing the nearest thing about, UR SHOE.. :D... FINALLY u fall asleep in a mess...
Just remember the next morning to clean out ur shoe b4 u put ur foot in it.... and fecking clean them jeans too.. PISSY PANTS...hahaha
Have a gr8 day Kris
Woman&tornados
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Dungeon subs
I see many DOM-hosts but cant find any slaves.
I want some names if there are any here.
thnx
I want some names if there are any here.
thnx
RE: Dungeon subs
damit, i 4got to say FEMALE
but ok INYF you can start by cleaning my toilet
i get you a silky pink thong to wear , Max has my only slutty maid uniform
but ok INYF you can start by cleaning my toilet
i get you a silky pink thong to wear , Max has my only slutty maid uniform
why not try
just posting this and getting a read response from slaves.
not just dumass replys.
not just dumass replys.
RE: Dungeon subs
i can recommend ObedientChic too. She is great fun and loves doing this. Give her a try you won't be disappointed. And she is a lovely girl as well
RE: Lol
ignoring the mindless crap for a second, thanx for the recomadation.
to respond to the idiots...
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RE: Lol
wasn't a simple "thank you" enough?
did you really have to go and try to goad someone into an attack?
shame on you.
did you really have to go and try to goad someone into an attack?
shame on you.
25th anniversary:-))
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Spain 4 Ukraine 0
A tough start for Ukraine's first World Cup tounament, still you did better than Russia :-P
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
Why losers? You think you're that special that they should keep the name blocked? Lol!
My host name has been given to 3 girls since I stopped working, and I had no problem about it.
My host name has been given to 3 girls since I stopped working, and I had no problem about it.
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
well... that was not that type of screennames that go from one girl to another again and again so you never can remember what the girl looked like...
so imagine that someone started to post under "Psy" and you can't post under it anymore :) :D how would you feel? still ok ? :P
so imagine that someone started to post under "Psy" and you can't post under it anymore :) :D how would you feel? still ok ? :P
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
I would find another :P
Why wouldn't the name pass to another? I had no problem about it, I don't why she has any.. well, except she had some issues with the studio, then, yeah, screw them !
The studio is trying to make money so..
( I've girls that chose their name and it suited them, had blue eyes, for example, and the screen name reffered to that, and another girl comes and she's having brown eyes.. that doesn't fit ; )
Why wouldn't the name pass to another? I had no problem about it, I don't why she has any.. well, except she had some issues with the studio, then, yeah, screw them !
The studio is trying to make money so..
( I've girls that chose their name and it suited them, had blue eyes, for example, and the screen name reffered to that, and another girl comes and she's having brown eyes.. that doesn't fit ; )
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
It's when you inherit a name like AssFuckedSlut that you really have to worry :D
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
So does another chathost have your old screenname, or is your old screen deleted? :P
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
Still in use :) ( well, think so, the girl wasn't online for some days, but that's nothing to worry about :P )
RE: Wow!Wildorhidea
And the new girl, is even warm in the pants ??? loooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
Question for members
If women paid to videochat with male hosts and you would have the possibility to earn, lets say, an average 1500-2000$/month from chathosting, would you do it? (as a full time job i mean)
RE: Question for members
If women paid to videochat with male hosts and you would have the possibility to earn, lets say, an average 1500-2000$/month from chathosting, would you do it? (as a full time job i mean)
lol) i'd ask a lil different way :
If videochatting would give possibility to earn much more then man able to earn on other jobs in their contries - would members use this possibility instead of "normal fulltime job"? )))
lol) i'd ask a lil different way :
If videochatting would give possibility to earn much more then man able to earn on other jobs in their contries - would members use this possibility instead of "normal fulltime job"? )))
RE: Question for members
Well...i am a host (over 2 years now) and all i made was $0.25..LMFREAKINAO...women will never pay that amout to see a guy in vid...i only did pay vid once for a laugh...even with free vid i dont get many come see me...but it is a nice thought
RE: Question for members
Not enough for me here in UK - need more if its to be a full-time job.
By the way ... would you pay & what would you hope to receive?
By the way ... would you pay & what would you hope to receive?
RE: Question for members
If I could earn as much as I do now and I thought for one minute girls would pay to see me then yes.
Hell I wank all day anyway might as well get paid for it :P
Hell I wank all day anyway might as well get paid for it :P
RE: Question for members
I'm so ugly I couldn't earn a penny....now maybe if I start out naked and make people pay me to put my clothes back on...I could retire in a week.
RE: Question for members
As I said I definetely would Joy :D
It's like when I watch guys having sex with pornstars and think damn that bastard is getting paid TO DO THAT :(
It's like when I watch guys having sex with pornstars and think damn that bastard is getting paid TO DO THAT :(
RE: Question for members
No, because I would need twice that to pay rent and eat. Also, I would need some type of health care plan and retirement benefits. And this is just to match what I have now, so there's a long way to go before I would be able to survive on that.
RE: Question for members
How many male hosts are in the straight category but really do anything for a paying guy?
RE: Question for members
You cannot survive in the US on that little money but as a part time job if I had absolutely no self respect and a negative self image...sure why not.
To Imshy hehe
Maybe it's not what he's like, but yesterday, when listening to it, I thought about him :) It's a wonderful song, btw
Shy
I can see how you are beautiful, can you feel my eyes on you,
I'm shy and turn my head away
Working late in diner Citylight, I see that you get home alright
Make sure that you can't see me, hoping you will see me
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana (can you)
I see you in Citylight diner serving all those meals and then
I see reflections of me in your eye, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see
Obsessed by you, your looks, well, anyway "I would any day die for you",
I write on paper erased away
Still I sit in diner Citylight, drinking coffee or reading lies
Turn my head and I can see you, could that really be you
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana?
I see your beautiful smile and I would like to run away from
Reflections of me in your eyes, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see
I see, can't have you, can't leave you, there 'cause I must sometimes see you
And I don't understand how you can keep me in chains
And every waking hour, I feel you taking power From me and I can't leave
Repeating the scenery over again
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana?
I see your beautiful smile and I would like to run away from
Reflections of me in your eyes, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see,
Oh baby, Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you, I'm shy can't you, I'm shy can't you see
Sonata Artctica
Shy
I can see how you are beautiful, can you feel my eyes on you,
I'm shy and turn my head away
Working late in diner Citylight, I see that you get home alright
Make sure that you can't see me, hoping you will see me
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana (can you)
I see you in Citylight diner serving all those meals and then
I see reflections of me in your eye, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see
Obsessed by you, your looks, well, anyway "I would any day die for you",
I write on paper erased away
Still I sit in diner Citylight, drinking coffee or reading lies
Turn my head and I can see you, could that really be you
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana?
I see your beautiful smile and I would like to run away from
Reflections of me in your eyes, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see
I see, can't have you, can't leave you, there 'cause I must sometimes see you
And I don't understand how you can keep me in chains
And every waking hour, I feel you taking power From me and I can't leave
Repeating the scenery over again
Sometimes I'm wondering why you look me and you blink your eye
You can't be acting like my Dana?
I see your beautiful smile and I would like to run away from
Reflections of me in your eyes, oh please
Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you see,
Oh baby, Talk to me, show some pity
You touch me in many, many ways
But I'm shy can't you, I'm shy can't you, I'm shy can't you see
Sonata Artctica
RE: To Imshy hehe
Wow....nice song psy...but dont think of me when u hear it...thats enough to ruin anyones day :p
Thx...b good..hugs
Thx...b good..hugs
General Questions
If sex sites and chat sites never existed, how many of you Chathos would give shows via yahoo?
How many of you viewers would have the internet connection, if this and other sex sites were non-existant?
How many of you viewers would have the internet connection, if this and other sex sites were non-existant?
RE: General Questions
<<How many of you viewers would have the internet connection, if this and other sex sites were non-existant?>>
Sorry, but that is ridiculous question.
Sorry, but that is ridiculous question.
RE: General Questions
It's ridiculous because no one gets an internet connection just to jack off, that's why.
RE: General Questions
It is faintly ridiculous because it makes the huge assumption that people soley use the internet for adult (read sex) activities. Don't get me wrong the sex industry has been a prime agitator of new technologies to sell it's wares. But that is not more of an advance than when porn first made the leap from 35mm film to video tape. Would ever ask the question whether people would have bought video recorders if blue movies had not exisited? Such a question shows a certain sense of naiveity that can only come from someone trying to explain their fascination with CC and similar sites. What would be more of an interesting question would be are there any noticable effects to prolonged usage of sites like CC. And how does that affect the other online activities people get up to.
RE: General Questions
I don't think anyone gets an internet connection just to look at sex sites - but once you have connection is tempting to see what sort of things are on internet, and then to join sites, and then to spend too much time/money on sex sites .....
maybe better question is... would you have got the internet if you realised you would spend more time on sex sites than anything else?
maybe better question is... would you have got the internet if you realised you would spend more time on sex sites than anything else?
RE: General Questions
If you think people dont get an internet connection just for porn, I think you both are sadly mistaken and definitely out of touch. For many I think its the MAIN reason for getting the connection. Especially men. And in Eastern Europe, the only reason girls initially get a PC and an internet connection is to cater to this demand for porn. get your heads out of your collective asses.
RE: General Questions
<<For many I think its the MAIN reason for getting the connection. Especially men.>>
Okay, so I underestimated how pathetic most men are. REALLY pathetic.
<<And in Eastern Europe, the only reason girls initially get a PC and an internet connection is to cater to this demand for porn.>>
But the OP's question wasn't phrased to include hosts. He specifically asked if viewers would have a connection without porn.
Okay, so I underestimated how pathetic most men are. REALLY pathetic.
<<And in Eastern Europe, the only reason girls initially get a PC and an internet connection is to cater to this demand for porn.>>
But the OP's question wasn't phrased to include hosts. He specifically asked if viewers would have a connection without porn.
RE: General Questions
i have my internet for WORK and the last time i checked i don't work on a porn site. So to huh, we must assume that when you talk about pathetic you are talking about yourself
RE: General Questions
I didnt mention pathetic in my post. those in denial, like you, regularly use rationizations such as yours to defend thier "need" for a PC and internet connection. "Its for work, its for email, i do research" blah blah blah you porn dog. youre not fooling anyone but yourself.
RE: General Questions
<< those in denial, like you, regularly use rationizations such as yours to defend thier "need" for a PC and internet connection. "Its for work, its for email, i do research" blah blah blah you porn dog. youre not fooling anyone but yourself.>>
You make a lousy debater, and you are probably a lousy master debater too. Making assumtions you can't possibly prove gets you no points, other than to show that you're only attempting to be a smartass.
You make a lousy debater, and you are probably a lousy master debater too. Making assumtions you can't possibly prove gets you no points, other than to show that you're only attempting to be a smartass.
RE: General Questions
i think im a great masterbater thanks. now run along and continue your host ass kissing.
really enjoy it
Have you ever met girl who really enjoy it? I mean who did sexy show and liked it..not for money but for satisfaction.Or who doing sexy show in free video too?
RE: really enjoy it
Most simulate it. Some go to extremes of having water or some other fluid to "prove" how wet and hot you made them. Unlikely that many girl here really get off with a member considering they have to do it over and over. Sure there are exceptions. I strongly believe my old friend Cinderellla....long gone....did ...based on the length of time, the noise and the fact she was not a skilled faker like most here. I guess the answer is...maybe..but unlikely.
RE: really enjoy it
I was doing it during my first private sessions.
It was very-very funny. As soon as a member came in video, I was beginning to get undressed. In spite of my category - "Little shy".
And several times members said: "Oh, no... please don't get nude. I wanna chat first".
So now I don't hurry to take my clothes off. I don't think that very polite to show my nude ass to the member who has visited my room for heart-to-heart talk. ;)
It was very-very funny. As soon as a member came in video, I was beginning to get undressed. In spite of my category - "Little shy".
And several times members said: "Oh, no... please don't get nude. I wanna chat first".
So now I don't hurry to take my clothes off. I don't think that very polite to show my nude ass to the member who has visited my room for heart-to-heart talk. ;)
RE: really enjoy it
hey you're right Anonymous. But did you know that only 8.3% of posts mention statistics? LOL
RE: really enjoy it
Whether or not a woman enjoys a show depends entirely upon the man. If a man is a good lover and knows how to properly seduce and make love to a woman, then the chances are very good that the host will enjoy the show and have fond memories of it and the member afterwards. Remember, the largest and most important erogenous zone is the human mind. If you can lead a womans mind... her imagination.... then you can take her on a journey of pleasure and enable her to reach heights of ecstasy she never knew existed and make her feel sensations so powerful, so incredible she never even dreamed she was capable of feeling them. It's no different here, then in real life, she is still a woman. It just takes a special kind of man. A man who possesses the experience, the passion, the creativity and the patience to put in the effort required to please a woman like that. Unfortunately for the hosts most guys here are not willing to put in that kind of effort. They're quite happy with getting off quick and giving themselves a pat on the back when the host fakes it and says he was a hot lover... just as they do with women in real life. If you don't want to be a curious boy all your life, take the time to learn how to be a great lover and become an experienced man... the rewards are endless. And there is one more point I should make... being a great lover is not about having a big ego and thinking you are God's gift to women. Being a great lover comes from a different place... a place of giving... it is selfless... only desiring to give your lover the greatest pleasure possible and to enrich their lives by giving them experiences beyond anything they ever knew they could feel... even in spite of your own pleasure. There is nothing more fulfilling then that.
RE: really enjoy it
I think you have just written the mission statement for this site. The most perceptive and true posting I have read here.
RE: really enjoy it
Very well said CaptainC ... and so very, very true. That's why so many hosts like us "older" guys here. Thanks for a very articulate expression of true love-making.
RE: To El
I whole-heartedly agree with you El. Every man should strive to do that.
If you become complacent and are content to sit on your larels just because your lover complimented you after one night of great sex, it won't be long before your lover starts growing bored with your lovemaking. It isn't always easy to do, but you must try to keep things fresh and new in the bedroom as much as possible. To add variety to your lovemaking skills and keep the spice alive between you.
Being creative and having a great imagination can certainly be a big help in that department. Experiment with different positions and techniques. Pay close attention to the way your lover responds. The sounds they make. Their body language. Do they pull away slightly signalling to you that it is unpleasurable or that you need to adjust your speed and pressure, etc.? Or do they push against you (or pull you tighter against them) signalling that it feels great and they want more of the same? Those are things a great lover pays attention to and they adjust accordingly.
I also want to add that before you can truly become a great lover you must become a master of foreplay. Foreplay is much more than going down on a woman for a few minutes before you jump to intercourse. In fact, foreplay begins long before you enter the bedroom and sets the stage for the whole event. It can begin with something as simple as a smile to your lover across a crowded room as you talk to separate groups of people at a party... or running your hand slowly and seductively down her arm or the small of her back as you whisper in her ear in a low sexy voice that you can't wait to get her home, then walking away with a naughty smile on your face as she watches you and smiles back. Foreplay is teasing... and it is one of your most important tools as a lover. If you can create a feeling of anticipation in your lover, seducing her becomes a whole lot easier. She will actually be doing a great deal of the work for you as she fantasizes and imagines making love to you later and feels her desire for lovemaking grow as she does.
If you become complacent and are content to sit on your larels just because your lover complimented you after one night of great sex, it won't be long before your lover starts growing bored with your lovemaking. It isn't always easy to do, but you must try to keep things fresh and new in the bedroom as much as possible. To add variety to your lovemaking skills and keep the spice alive between you.
Being creative and having a great imagination can certainly be a big help in that department. Experiment with different positions and techniques. Pay close attention to the way your lover responds. The sounds they make. Their body language. Do they pull away slightly signalling to you that it is unpleasurable or that you need to adjust your speed and pressure, etc.? Or do they push against you (or pull you tighter against them) signalling that it feels great and they want more of the same? Those are things a great lover pays attention to and they adjust accordingly.
I also want to add that before you can truly become a great lover you must become a master of foreplay. Foreplay is much more than going down on a woman for a few minutes before you jump to intercourse. In fact, foreplay begins long before you enter the bedroom and sets the stage for the whole event. It can begin with something as simple as a smile to your lover across a crowded room as you talk to separate groups of people at a party... or running your hand slowly and seductively down her arm or the small of her back as you whisper in her ear in a low sexy voice that you can't wait to get her home, then walking away with a naughty smile on your face as she watches you and smiles back. Foreplay is teasing... and it is one of your most important tools as a lover. If you can create a feeling of anticipation in your lover, seducing her becomes a whole lot easier. She will actually be doing a great deal of the work for you as she fantasizes and imagines making love to you later and feels her desire for lovemaking grow as she does.
RE: really enjoy it
I'm curious about your answer. How long and how much money would you think it would take to trully seduce a cam woman. In my experience it has been a slow process. And without physical contact it would take longer. Do you think that maybe is why it doesn't happen more if bcuse of cost?
RE: really enjoy it
It is impossible to give you a time table and total cost because there are too many variables. You have to not only take into consideration the level of experience of the man but also his ability to express himself. It is more than just saying what you want to do. The man must paint a rich and vivid picture of the events that the woman can visualize and imagine... making it all the more real to her. You also must know that not every host charges the same price per minute so how could you possibly calculate a hard set dollar amount? However I do agree that for most, myself included, money is an object and we do not have never-ending bank accounts. So basically you have to consider your options, how much can you afford per minute and for how long. Then weigh the quality versus quantity issue... would you rather do 5 video sessions a week for 10-15 minutes each time that basically get the job done, but are soon forgotten, or would you rather do 1 video session for an hour each week that rocks your world and the hosts too and that you will remember for a long time? It comes down to your personal preference. I can tell you though that you'll never be a great lover, in real life or online, if you are watching the clock... your focus should always be on your lover. And finally, I can't say that I agree with your assessment that it takes longer to seduce a woman online because of the lack of physical contact. In fact I believe, if done properly, it would take less time. The reason is, in real life the man can touch the woman, yes, but that doesn't necessarily mean he would be touching her the way she likes it... ie too rough, too much pressure, etc.... so he could be causing her discomfort or turning her off. On the other hand if a man is seducing a woman with his words and the woman is imagining the things he says... for instance if he said he was slowly caressing her breasts... then the host is going to naturally imagine the feel of his hands, the touch that is most pleasurable for her and him caressing her breasts the way she likes it and it will increase her level of desire. Basically she will imagine the best possible scenario and fill in the blanks... which actually assists you in seducing her online. Think about it.... if a beautiful host told you in video that she wanted to go down on you, you would begin to imagine it in your head, right? And would you be imagining her giving you a crappy unpleasurable blow job or would you be imagining her giving you the blow job of a lifetime doing it exactly the way you love it? I think every man would be imagining the latter, it is just natural to do so. And women are the same way. Well this post is already a lot longer than I intended, I hope I shed some light on it for you and gave you something to think about. Take care.
RE: really enjoy it
"Have you ever met girl who really enjoy it? I mean who did sexy show and liked it..not for money but for satisfaction.Or who doing sexy show in free video too?"
The point of question is not ab if girls get a pleasure, but if girls do free shows. I heard smth like this so much times! "Babe, do u really enjoy things u're doing here, or it just ab money? -- yes, sure i love it! -- Gr8 bb, give me your yahoo id!-- mm what for? -- So i could see & i will let u see my c@ck! -- why don't u just come on video? -- bb, if we both will get a pleasure, why should i pay? looool
Its possible to get real orgasm on cam, but not 20 times a day & not with 5 mins members shouting from 1st mins of video "use your giggest toy & c2mm , now! Faster!! Now!! lol
The point of question is not ab if girls get a pleasure, but if girls do free shows. I heard smth like this so much times! "Babe, do u really enjoy things u're doing here, or it just ab money? -- yes, sure i love it! -- Gr8 bb, give me your yahoo id!-- mm what for? -- So i could see & i will let u see my c@ck! -- why don't u just come on video? -- bb, if we both will get a pleasure, why should i pay? looool
Its possible to get real orgasm on cam, but not 20 times a day & not with 5 mins members shouting from 1st mins of video "use your giggest toy & c2mm , now! Faster!! Now!! lol
Crappy shite JOKE:P
This joke might have been posted b4... but feck it was funny when i got sent it on my phone.. :) But i`ll laugh at anything anyway...
Hope it will put a smile on ur face if nothing else... :D
A man says to his wife "Get ready, you, me and the dog r going fishing"
Wife says "I don`t want 2 go".
Man gives her 3 choices..Fishing, blowjob or take it up the arse.
Wife picks blowjob. After sucking for a while she says, "This tastes like shit." Man says "I know the dog didn`t want to go fishing either!"
:D
Hope it will put a smile on ur face if nothing else... :D
A man says to his wife "Get ready, you, me and the dog r going fishing"
Wife says "I don`t want 2 go".
Man gives her 3 choices..Fishing, blowjob or take it up the arse.
Wife picks blowjob. After sucking for a while she says, "This tastes like shit." Man says "I know the dog didn`t want to go fishing either!"
:D
For the romanians part 2:)
Something very nice that i received in my email. Read it:). I also made an english translation (yeah i have no life lol). Im gonna post it here...for starters i apologise for my english mistakes. I did the translation fast.
http://forum.cs.tuiasi.ro/viewtopic.php?t=174339&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Generation X
This is a nostalgic letter, adressed to the ones that are a part of our generation , Generation X. Being born at the begining of the 80s, now we see how our parents house is 50 times more expensive then the time they bought it and we realise that we are going to pay for our houses in the next 50 years.
We have no memories about the first steps on the Moon, about bloody wars, but we know history and politics more then those older people that talk behind us and say we know nothing.
We are the last generation that played hide and seek, Castle, the ducks and the hunters, Country, country we want soldiers, catch, poisoned bottle, pac pac. The last ones that yelled One, two ,three freeze at the wall (un, doi trei la perete stai), that last ones that used coin phones, but the first ones that played video games (remember Mario?). The first ones that watched colored TV cartoons.
We wore strectch jeans, boot cut pants, turkish jeans coats and who owned a Lee or a Diesel was considered very cool.
The boys were writing the number of their favourite football player on the back of their t shirts and the girls put on their jeans stars and little hearts.
We didnt have the capacity exam and we took a much harder exam for going to highschool. We were made Country Hawks (soimii patriei) and we had those awfull colored costums.
We learned romanian poems in kindergarden, not in english and when it was someones birthday we sang Multi ani traiasca and not Happy Birthday.
We used to say misto and fain instead of cool.
We loved tv series like Beverly Hills, Melrose Place, Twin Peaks, Dallas...and who saids he didnt watch those he either lies or he had no tv.
We watched italian cartoons and we felt very upset coz we didnt have any subtitles to understand why the hell Mila and Shiro had a fight.
We were crazy for commercials from abroad TV stations and we couldnt wait for the Magnum icecream to come in Romania too, or those beautiful water pistols. Meanwhile we comforted ourselves with Tango with cream and chocolate and the clasical plastic bottles that we use to fill with water and splash one another. And that was a good reason not to go to school for the day...
We listened Metallica, Ace of Base,DJ Bobo, Michael Jackson, Backstreet Boys and Take That and we hadnt heard yet of manele , the only popular songs we listened were horas.
But, unlike todays kids, we heard of Abba, Queen but also the new stuff like 50 cents or Britney Spears. If u ask todays kids they are gonna answer music started with Backstreet Boys and not even them are cool now.
We read Licurici, Pif&Hercules and we drank Cico and TEC soda without being afraid that they have too many chimicals. And at school the entire class used to drink from the same bottle of soda without worrying about viruses.
We werent beeping each other, we used to whistle to go outside, we didnt have dolby surround, we all kept quiet to hear the action of the movie, we didnt have Nintendo or Playstation, we had tetris games and video games.
We could hardly wait to play Fantanita or Flowers, girls and boys or spin the bottle or truth or dare...anything that could be used as way to kiss each other on the mouth.
We are the ones asked for friendship with a girl/boy, the ones that still blushed at the word sex , the ones that used to throw the coin and choose whose gonna enter the medicine store and buy a condom wich later we filled with water and throw them at our school colegues. We are the ones that completed thousands of oracles, hoping that the one we love is gonna read our answer for the famous quesiton who do u love?.
It is amazing that we are still alive, because we used to ride our bicycle without a hamlet, knee protectors, we didnt have special baby chairs for the car, we didnt throw to garbage the candies that we accidently dropped on the floor, we rarely washed our hands after playing with all the neighbourhood dogs and cats, we didnt drink only bottle water, we played in dust and mood and dirty water, we didnt kept track of all the fats or sweet things we eat.
We heard the Revolution bullets, we witnessed 3 times the change of banknotes and coins. We laughed at Bula jokes, we were the first ones that heard and saw Andreea Esca, we are the ones that still remember the kids tv show Stay away from the donkey (Feriti-va de magarus!).
We are a generation of winners, of dreamers, of first timers...
If u are one of ours...Congratulations!
http://forum.cs.tuiasi.ro/viewtopic.php?t=174339&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Generation X
This is a nostalgic letter, adressed to the ones that are a part of our generation , Generation X. Being born at the begining of the 80s, now we see how our parents house is 50 times more expensive then the time they bought it and we realise that we are going to pay for our houses in the next 50 years.
We have no memories about the first steps on the Moon, about bloody wars, but we know history and politics more then those older people that talk behind us and say we know nothing.
We are the last generation that played hide and seek, Castle, the ducks and the hunters, Country, country we want soldiers, catch, poisoned bottle, pac pac. The last ones that yelled One, two ,three freeze at the wall (un, doi trei la perete stai), that last ones that used coin phones, but the first ones that played video games (remember Mario?). The first ones that watched colored TV cartoons.
We wore strectch jeans, boot cut pants, turkish jeans coats and who owned a Lee or a Diesel was considered very cool.
The boys were writing the number of their favourite football player on the back of their t shirts and the girls put on their jeans stars and little hearts.
We didnt have the capacity exam and we took a much harder exam for going to highschool. We were made Country Hawks (soimii patriei) and we had those awfull colored costums.
We learned romanian poems in kindergarden, not in english and when it was someones birthday we sang Multi ani traiasca and not Happy Birthday.
We used to say misto and fain instead of cool.
We loved tv series like Beverly Hills, Melrose Place, Twin Peaks, Dallas...and who saids he didnt watch those he either lies or he had no tv.
We watched italian cartoons and we felt very upset coz we didnt have any subtitles to understand why the hell Mila and Shiro had a fight.
We were crazy for commercials from abroad TV stations and we couldnt wait for the Magnum icecream to come in Romania too, or those beautiful water pistols. Meanwhile we comforted ourselves with Tango with cream and chocolate and the clasical plastic bottles that we use to fill with water and splash one another. And that was a good reason not to go to school for the day...
We listened Metallica, Ace of Base,DJ Bobo, Michael Jackson, Backstreet Boys and Take That and we hadnt heard yet of manele , the only popular songs we listened were horas.
But, unlike todays kids, we heard of Abba, Queen but also the new stuff like 50 cents or Britney Spears. If u ask todays kids they are gonna answer music started with Backstreet Boys and not even them are cool now.
We read Licurici, Pif&Hercules and we drank Cico and TEC soda without being afraid that they have too many chimicals. And at school the entire class used to drink from the same bottle of soda without worrying about viruses.
We werent beeping each other, we used to whistle to go outside, we didnt have dolby surround, we all kept quiet to hear the action of the movie, we didnt have Nintendo or Playstation, we had tetris games and video games.
We could hardly wait to play Fantanita or Flowers, girls and boys or spin the bottle or truth or dare...anything that could be used as way to kiss each other on the mouth.
We are the ones asked for friendship with a girl/boy, the ones that still blushed at the word sex , the ones that used to throw the coin and choose whose gonna enter the medicine store and buy a condom wich later we filled with water and throw them at our school colegues. We are the ones that completed thousands of oracles, hoping that the one we love is gonna read our answer for the famous quesiton who do u love?.
It is amazing that we are still alive, because we used to ride our bicycle without a hamlet, knee protectors, we didnt have special baby chairs for the car, we didnt throw to garbage the candies that we accidently dropped on the floor, we rarely washed our hands after playing with all the neighbourhood dogs and cats, we didnt drink only bottle water, we played in dust and mood and dirty water, we didnt kept track of all the fats or sweet things we eat.
We heard the Revolution bullets, we witnessed 3 times the change of banknotes and coins. We laughed at Bula jokes, we were the first ones that heard and saw Andreea Esca, we are the ones that still remember the kids tv show Stay away from the donkey (Feriti-va de magarus!).
We are a generation of winners, of dreamers, of first timers...
If u are one of ours...Congratulations!
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
Great translation! I was too lazy to do it :D
Thank you :)
Oh, and yeah, I miss Rumburak :((
Thank you :)
Oh, and yeah, I miss Rumburak :((
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
I am sure the things in it were nice memories for many Romanians, but the time frame is a bit off. It started off saying, Generation X, those born in the early 80's. That is only true if you were born in 1980 or 1981.... anyone born from 1982 through 2003 would be considered Generation Y. You are Generation X if you were born between 1961 and 1981. If you were born between 1946 and 1960 you are considered a Baby Boomer.
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
wikipedia does not give an accurate definition of Generation X or any of the generations for that matter... even they say it. I read it before and the dates they give for the various generations overlap many times by several years. For instance they show Baby Boomers as being 1946-1964 and Generation X being 1961-1981. So by their numbers people born between 1961 and 1964 during their overlap are what? Baby X's? And they further complicate things by saying Generation Y is from 1977-2003. Overlapping Generation X and Generation Y from 1977-1981. So those people are what Generation XY? Their dates don't make any sense, better off ignoring them altogether.
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
Actually, the specifics of the chronology wasn't why I posted that link. I found interesting the commonalities in the general mindset and the attitudes and such, and the fact that it mentioned such characteristics were found internationally in places I didn't really expect.
I agree that it seems silly to define people by exact delineations of time.... To be described as being something just because you were born one year and something completely different because you were born 365 days later, it's kind of crazy.
Personally, the first time I heard the term was from the Coupland book. And from that book, it didn't really seem to be in reference to an entire group of people tied only by their date of birth, but more about those who were over-educated, lacking oportunity or just aimless, and with a chip on their shoulder for the sappy peace and love idealism turned greed and selfishness of their parents. It's been a while since I read that book, so maybe I'm remembering it all wrong, I don't know. :P
Anyway... Whatever.. So what? :P
I agree that it seems silly to define people by exact delineations of time.... To be described as being something just because you were born one year and something completely different because you were born 365 days later, it's kind of crazy.
Personally, the first time I heard the term was from the Coupland book. And from that book, it didn't really seem to be in reference to an entire group of people tied only by their date of birth, but more about those who were over-educated, lacking oportunity or just aimless, and with a chip on their shoulder for the sappy peace and love idealism turned greed and selfishness of their parents. It's been a while since I read that book, so maybe I'm remembering it all wrong, I don't know. :P
Anyway... Whatever.. So what? :P
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
wow flash back and i was born in 72. and now furrious about what we where told to belive about ro in the past ,,,,,, ty joy for confirming my take on ro and
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
It means, I think, Damn you rabbit! Or so, I'm not quite sure.
Look, I finally found
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1014058723217519034&q=russian
It's the ancestor of road runner lol
I also don't believe that the name given to the generation, had to do with wikipedia description.
Added to what you said, we were the last ones to use the old books, free, of course, passed down from older generations, filled with draws, or silly marks. The ones after us had different lessons, different authors ( not at all better than what we had), and we had the last bac sort of easy, we had to get it, or else we would have had to study from the new books.
And so on, there are many things we had the ones one or two years younger don't have, don't know..
I know a guy, he's 2 years younger, and he barely knows the romanian music of those times.
I miss the "nuga" , btw
Look, I finally found
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1014058723217519034&q=russian
It's the ancestor of road runner lol
I also don't believe that the name given to the generation, had to do with wikipedia description.
Added to what you said, we were the last ones to use the old books, free, of course, passed down from older generations, filled with draws, or silly marks. The ones after us had different lessons, different authors ( not at all better than what we had), and we had the last bac sort of easy, we had to get it, or else we would have had to study from the new books.
And so on, there are many things we had the ones one or two years younger don't have, don't know..
I know a guy, he's 2 years younger, and he barely knows the romanian music of those times.
I miss the "nuga" , btw
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
I posted the link to the Wikipedia site... And I posted it only as a reply to the message meant to split hairs about what "Generation X" actually means.
I got the general idea of the original message.. The nostalgia for the things and experiences of your childhood and a simpler and a happier time. It was nice to read. :)
In fact, even being American and roughly the same age, a few of those references brought back memories of such innocence for me too. :)
I meant no disrespect, honest... If I caused any offense by any of my posts in this thread, I apologize.
I'll shut up now. ;)
I got the general idea of the original message.. The nostalgia for the things and experiences of your childhood and a simpler and a happier time. It was nice to read. :)
In fact, even being American and roughly the same age, a few of those references brought back memories of such innocence for me too. :)
I meant no disrespect, honest... If I caused any offense by any of my posts in this thread, I apologize.
I'll shut up now. ;)
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
We ALL have sweet memories of our childhoods, no matter what our age or country of birth. What the Romanian hosts are doing is simply remembering those exact names and experiences they shared. I value them.
RE: For the romanians part 2:)
And we are lost generation of Pioneers LOL, i remembered, we had to be at class saturday bhaaa...and couln't wait sunday to watch 1 hour of cartoons lol, or who had more ideea's like (the pan on the building-type ro satelite) to catch some bulgarian, russian, turkey shows lol...but who could understand them?!
Or learning with candle light....wow was so romantic lol, and damn we had MOS GERILA!!!
Or learning with candle light....wow was so romantic lol, and damn we had MOS GERILA!!!
Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
I always like to see how the performer looks like on video before committing to a long session. Sometimes the video quality is bad, frame rate is bad, and lighting is bad... So I really think 10 second previews should be allowed for free.
Reason being, I got charged for a full minute for viewing someone's cam for 3 seconds.
Reason being, I got charged for a full minute for viewing someone's cam for 3 seconds.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
I'm spoiled. I belong to other cam sites, that you can see the performer before deciding to go private. It's not the money -- it's the principle. 3 seconds should be charged for 3 seconds.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
Yes annoying isn't it.
I usually cum in 8 seconds but have to pay for the other 52 seconds.
With your idea all my videos would be free.
I usually cum in 8 seconds but have to pay for the other 52 seconds.
With your idea all my videos would be free.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
What is the incentive for CC to do this? Bottom line it does not increase revenue and will likely reduce it. Nice idea but forget it.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
the picture archive does tell alot about the host here so perviews are not really useful bing i have hosted on here and all i did was free sesion a free perview will not work but it was a good idea but not useful one
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
Pictures often differ from the actual video. I've seen hosts that look like supermodels on their pics, but very average on video.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
The photo archives are not always an accurate example of what the video picture quality will be and it doesn't offer any indication of what the frame rate will be. Some hosts use a digital camera for their archive pics, and take pictures of themselves in various rooms and locations, other than the room they normally host from. Then when you go to their video, they are using a standard webcam with a slow frame rate and a grainy picture. And it is true that it is often difficult to get the lighting right with a webcam, too much light and there is lots of glare and the host looks washed out... too little light and there is too much shadowing and it can be difficult to see the host. It is tough to get the right balance. So as much as it sucks, there is really no way of knowing what the video quality will be until you enter vid and see for yourself. I don't see CC adding a preview option, so you're just gonna have to grin and bare it like the rest of us.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
Here's why this could work...
If I go to video and see that I don't like the quality, I will never ever come back... So the host will never ever make money off me, and others like me. I take the 1 or 2 minute loss, but I will never spend another second to see her video again.
If there's a 10 second preview, I can check on the hosts's video every week or so to see if anything's improved. Some hosts upgrade cams, change lighting, get faster connections, etc... So if you limit a member to 1 ten second preview per week .. it could help the member return to the Host again (when the member sees that the cam has improved).
If I go to video and see that I don't like the quality, I will never ever come back... So the host will never ever make money off me, and others like me. I take the 1 or 2 minute loss, but I will never spend another second to see her video again.
If there's a 10 second preview, I can check on the hosts's video every week or so to see if anything's improved. Some hosts upgrade cams, change lighting, get faster connections, etc... So if you limit a member to 1 ten second preview per week .. it could help the member return to the Host again (when the member sees that the cam has improved).
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
Here's what happens whenever I leave a video session shortly after entering....
Host: Hi. Wanna see me on video?
Me: Yes. Sure. I'm really horny. I love your pics. You are sooo beautiful.
Host: Thank you for your kind words. I am very horny too.
Me: ** (enters video session) ***
Me: *** (Oh my gawd! This can't be the same girl on the pics! And it's so grainy and dark that I can't tell if her hair is black or blonde.) ****
Me: *** (My penis starts to shrink) ***
Host: Hi again. So.. you think i'm sexy?
Me: Yes. Soooo Sexy... But, I just remembered. I have to make some important phone calls. Sorry. I have to go. I may be back later.
Host: *** (What a liar!) ***
Me: Bye.. Kisses
Host: Bye honey.
Host: Hi. Wanna see me on video?
Me: Yes. Sure. I'm really horny. I love your pics. You are sooo beautiful.
Host: Thank you for your kind words. I am very horny too.
Me: ** (enters video session) ***
Me: *** (Oh my gawd! This can't be the same girl on the pics! And it's so grainy and dark that I can't tell if her hair is black or blonde.) ****
Me: *** (My penis starts to shrink) ***
Host: Hi again. So.. you think i'm sexy?
Me: Yes. Soooo Sexy... But, I just remembered. I have to make some important phone calls. Sorry. I have to go. I may be back later.
Host: *** (What a liar!) ***
Me: Bye.. Kisses
Host: Bye honey.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
here have some cheese with your whine.
wtf a whole minute!! how dare they charge you a dollar
look at her photos for 10 seconds, there is your free show.
also try asking her a few questions before entering her vid.
her pics are HOT but 2 + months old, well what does that tell you.
she doesnt want to respond to your '' what are u wearing'' questions. well she must be too busy for you so move on.
either way, i dont need to read your crying about a gd buck.
other than that, i really dont have an opinion.
im off to play with my new toy :p
wtf a whole minute!! how dare they charge you a dollar
look at her photos for 10 seconds, there is your free show.
also try asking her a few questions before entering her vid.
her pics are HOT but 2 + months old, well what does that tell you.
she doesnt want to respond to your '' what are u wearing'' questions. well she must be too busy for you so move on.
either way, i dont need to read your crying about a gd buck.
other than that, i really dont have an opinion.
im off to play with my new toy :p
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
What is better? Paying 1.99 per minute and enjoying the video .... Or paying $1 per minute and not enoying the video as much? Personally, I prefer to pay more. Even if the girl is the hottest girl on the planet, but she has a very bad quality cam/connection, I would be very reluctant to spend any money on her even if it's 25 cents/min.
It also depends on what reason you're going into the video session for. Are you going there for sexual gratification, or are you going there more as a friendship/chatting thing? If it's for the latter, video quality isn't as important. But, if it's for sexual gratification, video quality and frame rate is very important.
There's another popular site that charges minimum 1.49, but you can view the performers as long as you want. There is no limit on previews so there are no surprises.
Maybe about 20% of my video sessions are here because there are some girls I like here that don't work in other places...
I would be happy with just 5 seconds preview. I also think it's kind of rude to click off on a girl so soon into a video session... So it's painful for me to do it, whenever I do it...
It also depends on what reason you're going into the video session for. Are you going there for sexual gratification, or are you going there more as a friendship/chatting thing? If it's for the latter, video quality isn't as important. But, if it's for sexual gratification, video quality and frame rate is very important.
There's another popular site that charges minimum 1.49, but you can view the performers as long as you want. There is no limit on previews so there are no surprises.
Maybe about 20% of my video sessions are here because there are some girls I like here that don't work in other places...
I would be happy with just 5 seconds preview. I also think it's kind of rude to click off on a girl so soon into a video session... So it's painful for me to do it, whenever I do it...
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
1.99+ is already the norm in the "Instant Action" category, so it matters not.
RE: Suggestion: 10 second preview of video session
ohh , but it does! cuz now is only 1 cat. with prices higher than 1.69, but if the preview will be and the prices will grow at 1.99 at least , i bet 50% of the viewers will simply dissapear, especially those that go now at 0.50...
so no, cc doesn't has any interest in all this.
so no, cc doesn't has any interest in all this.
you need my comment, guys?..ok, read it
no need to fight in viewers forum, stop it here ...I agree with anonymous - always tell my funs that i'm less than regular girl.... lol,
or that i m just a girl and not a diamond at all :-))) ..but they dont believe me :-((
who still dont believe too, check this link :D
http://haloform.net/gallery/stupid/pictures/tongue.html
...and how i m happy for your pregnant neighbour, Anonymous, that she looks much better than me!!! :-)))
what a lucky guy u r! have such a neighbour ...pity she is just your neighbour :-((
did u expect some different comment?...well, hope not, bury the hatchet now and dont forget kiss your screen when u will gaze on that beauty in the link above :-))
...Please no any comments and adds below!!! ...who will dare to do it, will be punished in 121 severely!!! >:)
or that i m just a girl and not a diamond at all :-))) ..but they dont believe me :-((
who still dont believe too, check this link :D
http://haloform.net/gallery/stupid/pictures/tongue.html
...and how i m happy for your pregnant neighbour, Anonymous, that she looks much better than me!!! :-)))
what a lucky guy u r! have such a neighbour ...pity she is just your neighbour :-((
did u expect some different comment?...well, hope not, bury the hatchet now and dont forget kiss your screen when u will gaze on that beauty in the link above :-))
...Please no any comments and adds below!!! ...who will dare to do it, will be punished in 121 severely!!! >:)
A lil advertising:)
Screenname: Joyspirit
Height: 1.75
Weight: 68 last i checked (stay away WTF...lol)
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Boobs: BIG :D
Brain: smaller then boobs for sure:)
State of mind: a bit not well, some might call me nuts
Price: 0.75c/min
Height: 1.75
Weight: 68 last i checked (stay away WTF...lol)
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Boobs: BIG :D
Brain: smaller then boobs for sure:)
State of mind: a bit not well, some might call me nuts
Price: 0.75c/min
RE: A lil advertising:)
Oh common question mark I can take more then that:) Me has very thick skin also.
RE: A lil advertising:)
You have no idea what fat means.
Joy is cute and I like her :D I would go in her vid :P
Joy is cute and I like her :D I would go in her vid :P
RE: A lil advertising:)
Fat?!
Oh Gosh... If Joy is fat girl, I am a piece of lard covered by fat at all. I should drawn myself...
Oh Gosh... If Joy is fat girl, I am a piece of lard covered by fat at all. I should drawn myself...
RE: A lil advertising:)
I cant join you in vid Joy but you made me smile, thanks, that was cute, Good luck
RE: A lil advertising:)
Only if she brings cotton candy =))
( and 2 plane tickets with that, hubby wants to see as well, of course! )
( and 2 plane tickets with that, hubby wants to see as well, of course! )
RE: A lil advertising:)
Thank you all for the nice words. Special kiss to Psy, Cory, Crissy and toon...french kiss to all the others :D
RE: A lil advertising:)
Screenname: Alex
Height: 1.95
Weight: 87
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue
Chest: Yes i have:PP
Brain: What is that?:PP
State of mind: sometimes normal:PP
Price: free
Height: 1.95
Weight: 87
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue
Chest: Yes i have:PP
Brain: What is that?:PP
State of mind: sometimes normal:PP
Price: free
RE: A lil advertising:)
I'm usually here in the evenings, so just try to catch me:PP
Kiss,
Your sonny:PP
Kiss,
Your sonny:PP
RE: A lil advertising:)
I can understand now, why i don't know the measure of my chest. Thx. Nadeen:DD
Hand saw:-))
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a hand saw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
Wanna natural
Pls help me ! Who knows who has big natural boobs??? Must know im new here and wanna busty girl
I saw many profiles and i saw boobs full of silikon i dont want it! pls help me viewers!
ths before!
I saw many profiles and i saw boobs full of silikon i dont want it! pls help me viewers!
ths before!
RE: Wanna natural
Pls help me ! It's not a joke.Who has boobs full of silikon i dont know it! I'd like to see silicon boobs and compare the way they look with my own boobs
Btw why not on viewers only forum?
Btw why not on viewers only forum?
RE: Wanna natural
OOh I hate silikon boons! I like all natural
I think not many girls on cc have beautiful natural big boobs!
If they have big natural boobs they have fat ass! Or they are very fat AND not attractive! really!!
i dont know a girl with big breasts and killer body!
Good luck!
I think not many girls on cc have beautiful natural big boobs!
If they have big natural boobs they have fat ass! Or they are very fat AND not attractive! really!!
i dont know a girl with big breasts and killer body!
Good luck!
RE: Wanna natural
Yourlady has nice, big and natural boobs...and from what i can see in her pics she has nice body too.
RE: Wanna natural
Well, mine are small but do you want them to compare them in pic or for real cos if it is pic then you can find lots on the net. One thing i can tell, silicones cant compare with natural, they look so fake....ewwwwwww
RE: Wanna natural
Wasn't there a post similar not long ago, anyway yourlady definetly has a nice pair and a nice body but those that are price conscience may stir away. Another nice set would be "monallisa" with more reasonable price and I think a nice personallity. As a side, I've noticed that most of the hosts here that do have large natural breasts are usually in good if not excellent shape and typically beautiful faces as well. Good luck with your searching.
The MD
The MD
RE: Wanna natural
One reccomandation from one that LOVES boobs, but always wants a stunning body and if possible a cute face, lol, i know ...i ask too much, but here she is, one girl that owns a gorgeous pair, but also a killer body and what a face...hard to decide where to stare first when u see her : Alex aka XextasyX
letters by post
can any member tell me if they have ever had any problems receiving letters in the post from hosts.
i was supposed to have recv letters from 2 different hosts from russia quite sometime ago now to the uk and have never did get them, ok may be its because they never sent them in the first place.
but now i talk to another host who has allso sent me a letter 3 weeks ago and still i have not received who i belive very much as we do love each other very much .and hoping to meet in real
but just for the record i did receive a letter from the usa and that only took about 3 day,s to be delivered.
any thorts (but no junk reply,s please)
i was supposed to have recv letters from 2 different hosts from russia quite sometime ago now to the uk and have never did get them, ok may be its because they never sent them in the first place.
but now i talk to another host who has allso sent me a letter 3 weeks ago and still i have not received who i belive very much as we do love each other very much .and hoping to meet in real
but just for the record i did receive a letter from the usa and that only took about 3 day,s to be delivered.
any thorts (but no junk reply,s please)
RE: letters by post
The post could be having problems.
I sent once a greeting card in UK and it never got there.. and it was sent from France.
From France, still, I sent letters towards Romania and never got there. The postal service sucks.. if you really want your letter/ package get at the destination, chose a more expensive way.
I sent once a greeting card in UK and it never got there.. and it was sent from France.
From France, still, I sent letters towards Romania and never got there. The postal service sucks.. if you really want your letter/ package get at the destination, chose a more expensive way.
RE: letters by post
I sent and recived letters and some never got to destination. Half of mine never got there and I sent them in all Europe and Usa. Maybe yours were never sent or maybe just got lost ........
RE: letters by post
Should have madeit a little paper plane, there were more chances to go over the chanel, rather than trusting LaPoste.. Duh, will know next time
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RE: letters by post
i have sent items of value by airmail to several cities in russia & latvia & all have been delivered in good condition & usually within 2 weeks all the way from australia
RE: letters by post
Letters to/from UK and Perm' in Russia no problem. Thy just take about 15/16 days each way, a bit longer if its a parcel.
RE: letters by post
Sorry, pal... I am afraid these letters were never sent. :(
I've never had problems with sending letters from and to Russia.
I've never had problems with sending letters from and to Russia.
RE: letters by post
I saw it.One member sent me a letter about 1 year ago. I havent received it yet.The only thing I have from the letter is a photo of it.
And my adress on the envelope was correct.I get all letters sent ton the adress from Russia, Kazachstan, Kirgistan and so on.
Hmm do englishmen get their posts?
And my adress on the envelope was correct.I get all letters sent ton the adress from Russia, Kazachstan, Kirgistan and so on.
Hmm do englishmen get their posts?
RE: letters by post
i have not such good experiences with british mail.....even from just across the continent mail gets lost or arrives late (3 weeks or more)
RE: letters by post
> I sent once the normal way and it took ages to get there!
Exactly.
It seems, that letters are delivered by a courier who goes on foot from one country to another.
Exactly.
It seems, that letters are delivered by a courier who goes on foot from one country to another.
RE: letters by post
I have sent and received Letters and packages between USA and Russia. All the packages arrived to the Russian destination. I can say it has taken as long as 6 weeks for two letters from Russia to arrive. So long that I did not expect them, once they did arrive, usually letters are 2-3 weeks. Good Luck!
irish
What do you people think about irish men? I've heard so much here about romanian girls and russian ones, maybe u have an oppinion about the irish guys too. I love one of them I am soooo deeepplllyyy inlove with him
RE: irish
I see from the post's below that it wasn't Koshed you meant.
That's why you don't know about the sock :P
That's why you don't know about the sock :P
RE: irish (to joy)
Can i be another of ur irish feckers.... only thing is im a monk and kinda older than 26:((
Is 37 any use to u, or maybe u would like the monks outfit to try on, who knows it would maybe look better on u than on me:))
Only kidding Joy:P
Is 37 any use to u, or maybe u would like the monks outfit to try on, who knows it would maybe look better on u than on me:))
Only kidding Joy:P
RE: irish
How about those of us who are both with a little bit of Italian thrown into the mix? :P
RE: irish
They usually have a religious hangup with sex due to Catholicism........the church makes them so guilt prone about it.
RE: irish
Tell us who he is Laura :-) You know us, we are really curious ! Please oh pleeeeeaaaaase
RE: irish
Guilt prone about sex..... FECK first i heard that.... But maybe ur right i`m always wearing the monks outfit... Get so warm this time of year too.. and makes me itch , i get a rash and have to take it off and run down the main street shouting blessed are the naked sinners, come out and fornacate in the streets.. set urselfs freeeeeeee.....
Ahhhhhhhh glad i got that off my chest, shoulders and waist... whooopppeeeee now i can run free and join that nudist camp at long last:D
Ahhhhhhhh glad i got that off my chest, shoulders and waist... whooopppeeeee now i can run free and join that nudist camp at long last:D
RE: irish To hmm
You could be right Hmm i have a way of doing that.. but maybe shes better off without me.... Seeing i don`t know a Laura.. Wish i did..:)
Hmm are u Laura by any chance:P
Hmm are u Laura by any chance:P
RE: irish To hmm
He is my baby and u wont know his name, I know u wanna steal him from me :P
but i also wanna try the monk outfit , can i? Pleaseeeeee!!!!!!! i wanna be kinky in a monk outfit.
Oopss dont tell my bf
but i also wanna try the monk outfit , can i? Pleaseeeeee!!!!!!! i wanna be kinky in a monk outfit.
Oopss dont tell my bf
RE: irish To hmm
You have a bf also Laura.... or is the irish guy ur bf? :D
You can try my monk outfit anytime Laura..... We can keep it quiet, just between u and me:D
You can try my monk outfit anytime Laura..... We can keep it quiet, just between u and me:D
RE: irish To hmm
We can meet half way Laura.. i`ll bring the monk suit u bring urself.. and we can see what we will do..
Wanna join a nudist club by any chance:P
Wanna join a nudist club by any chance:P
RE: irish To hmm
I hate to ruin your fantasy but I am Irish...actually American of Irish parents....I have a shamrock tattoo on my left arm surrounded by a pagan band.....up the rebels...
RE: irish To hmm
Clean your rose-tinted spectacles. If the Americans had begun their "war on terror" a lot earlier a lot of Irish lives would have been saved. But then hey, you never recognised it for what it was. Always some romantic bs notions.
RE: irish To hmm
Question : what's the difference between shamrock and clover?
It's a serious question..
It's a serious question..
RE: irish To hmm
Did you hear about the two Irish gays?
Patrick FitzMichael and Michael Fitzpatrick...
Patrick FitzMichael and Michael Fitzpatrick...
RE: irish To hmm
I agree with joy...i happen to think same about irish and scottish guys, more scottish i guess :) ...but the ones who visited me they was good looking, men in their 30-40's . They have a good humour, some can be gypsy :) they got skills for music or any other art and the good news...if u r ortodoc girl is good u have found a catholic guy, less problems for u if u plan to marry.
RE: irish To hmm
Hmm I dont know why but from all members who visited me ppl from scottland and norwegia have been the ruddest.Hmm though there are some exceptions like Erling and a few others.
RE: irish To hmm
Gortensia what the fuck do you mean you stupid woman that Scottish Guys are the rudest :P
Joke Joke Joke
Didn't you want to know about Scotland not so long ago ??????
Joke Joke Joke
Didn't you want to know about Scotland not so long ago ??????
RE: irish To hmm (To Psy)
Psy go to this link and u will see both plants and description.....
http://www.lollysmith.com/allabsham.html
http://www.lollysmith.com/allabsham.html
RE: irish To hmm (To Psy)
Thanks Kosh, now everything is clear :)
Tonight I'll go to sleep less stupid hehe
Tonight I'll go to sleep less stupid hehe
RE: irish To hmm
Irish language version of the IRA statement
Published: 28 July, 2005
Riteas a eisodh Dardaoin 28 Iil, 2005.
Thug ceannair glaigh na hireann ord foirmiil croch a chur leis an fheachtas armtha.
Rachaidh s sin i bhfeidhm 4.00 an trthnna seo.
Tugadh ord do gach aonad arm a dhumpil.
Tugadh ord do gach glach cuidi le forbairt clr at polaitiil agus daonlathach amhin tr mhodhanna sochnta amhin.
N mr do glaigh gan a bheith pirteach in aon ghnomhartha eile ar bith, in aon chor.
Cheadaigh ceannair an IRA dr n-ionada dul i gcomhar leis an IICD chun an priseas chun a chuid airm a chur mhaith ar dhigh at indeimhnithe a chrochn i ndigh a chuirfidh le muinn an phobail agus sin a chur i gcrch chomh luath gar agus is fidir.
D'iarr muid ar bheirt fhinnithe neamhsplecha, na heaglais Protastnacha agus Caitliceacha, seo a dhearbh.
Ghlac Comhairle an Airm na cinnt seo i ndiaidh priseas inmhenach plite agus comhairlithe le haonaid an IRA agus le hglaigh.
Tuigimid go maith an digh ionraic oscailte inar cuireadh an priseas comhairlithe i gcrch agus doimhne agus bhar na n-aighneachta.
Is brd linn an digh chomrdil inar reachtladh an pl forstairiil seo.
Is toradh na gcomhairlichn go lirtear go bhfuil tacaocht lidir ag glaigh an IRA do straitis sochna Shinn Fin.
T imn fhorleathan ann faoi theip an d rialtas agus na nAontachtaithe dul i ngleic go hiomln leis an phriseas sochna.
D'eascair deacrachta mra as sin.
Published: 28 July, 2005
Riteas a eisodh Dardaoin 28 Iil, 2005.
Thug ceannair glaigh na hireann ord foirmiil croch a chur leis an fheachtas armtha.
Rachaidh s sin i bhfeidhm 4.00 an trthnna seo.
Tugadh ord do gach aonad arm a dhumpil.
Tugadh ord do gach glach cuidi le forbairt clr at polaitiil agus daonlathach amhin tr mhodhanna sochnta amhin.
N mr do glaigh gan a bheith pirteach in aon ghnomhartha eile ar bith, in aon chor.
Cheadaigh ceannair an IRA dr n-ionada dul i gcomhar leis an IICD chun an priseas chun a chuid airm a chur mhaith ar dhigh at indeimhnithe a chrochn i ndigh a chuirfidh le muinn an phobail agus sin a chur i gcrch chomh luath gar agus is fidir.
D'iarr muid ar bheirt fhinnithe neamhsplecha, na heaglais Protastnacha agus Caitliceacha, seo a dhearbh.
Ghlac Comhairle an Airm na cinnt seo i ndiaidh priseas inmhenach plite agus comhairlithe le haonaid an IRA agus le hglaigh.
Tuigimid go maith an digh ionraic oscailte inar cuireadh an priseas comhairlithe i gcrch agus doimhne agus bhar na n-aighneachta.
Is brd linn an digh chomrdil inar reachtladh an pl forstairiil seo.
Is toradh na gcomhairlichn go lirtear go bhfuil tacaocht lidir ag glaigh an IRA do straitis sochna Shinn Fin.
T imn fhorleathan ann faoi theip an d rialtas agus na nAontachtaithe dul i ngleic go hiomln leis an phriseas sochna.
D'eascair deacrachta mra as sin.
to hmmmmmm
To answer your question.
No A Total Dickhead is just what I am I am still known by my old cute warm name.
Yes I have disappeared but may be back soon :P
No A Total Dickhead is just what I am I am still known by my old cute warm name.
Yes I have disappeared but may be back soon :P
RE: to hmmmmmm
welcome back then!...i still keep my chocolate cake for u :-)))
...remember? :D
...remember? :D
RE: to hmmmmmm
Nadeen your kindness knows no boundaries.
I thought you were one of these cruel slave training girls ?
I thought you were one of these cruel slave training girls ?
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
The tournament is Brazil's to lose.
Enjoy your victories over half-assed teams while you can.
Enjoy your victories over half-assed teams while you can.
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
Football is a game for girls - Rugby is the real game, and England are world champs. Before they won the cup, 23 games played and only 1 lost.
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
Past Glorys? Please remind me who are currently holders of the Rugby World Cup?
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
the World Cup was one tournament dude ... the Aussies, the All Blacks and even the South Africans continually step up and beat the northern hemisphere teams ... which team, for example, had a grand slam of the UK last year? Yeah, sure, you can call the Poms world champs but they have since been beaten by teams from south of the equator. There is no better rugby being played anywhere in the world than in the tri-nations and the Super-14.
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
Until England are dislodged as World Champions, they remain the best.
Form is temporary, class is permanent and when Johnny is back in that team England will Roar!!
Form is temporary, class is permanent and when Johnny is back in that team England will Roar!!
RE: Go Czech!!!!!!!!
Funny story about rugby on the BBC today:
Police in the southern Russian city of Rostov-on-Don broke up an amateur rugby match, detaining players and spectators because they thought it was a brawl.
Made me laugh!
Police in the southern Russian city of Rostov-on-Don broke up an amateur rugby match, detaining players and spectators because they thought it was a brawl.
Made me laugh!
Cheetos:-))
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
RE: Cheetos:-))
This reminds me of another joke...
A dude goes to the doctor and says "Doc,my left ball is blue",the doc replies "Well son,we gotta cut it" and he does. A few days later the same dude shows up in the doc office again,saying :"Doc,my other ball is blue too". The same thing happens,the doc cuts the 2nd one as well. After a week he comes again,"Doc,my dick is blue too" and the doc says "Son,wouldn`t it be possible to be from your jeans ?"
A dude goes to the doctor and says "Doc,my left ball is blue",the doc replies "Well son,we gotta cut it" and he does. A few days later the same dude shows up in the doc office again,saying :"Doc,my other ball is blue too". The same thing happens,the doc cuts the 2nd one as well. After a week he comes again,"Doc,my dick is blue too" and the doc says "Son,wouldn`t it be possible to be from your jeans ?"
RE: Cheetos:-))
lol, i have heard both jokes before. here's another one for you.
A man is suffering from terrible headaches for years. He goes to one doctor after another trying to find a cure but none of them were able to help him. Finally his doctor recommends that he visit a neurologist and sets up an appointment for him for the next day. So the next day the man visits the neurologist who conducts a full examination of him. At the end of the examination the neurologist says to the man "Sir I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is i discovered the cause of your headaches, the bad news is that your going to have to surgery to have your balls removed". The man is rightly depressed with the news that he has to have his balls removed, but after years of living with painful headaches he agrees to have the surgery. The man checks into the hospital and has the surgery performed and afterwards he wakes up for the first time in years without a headache. Well the man is released from the hospital, and during the walk home, the man is so happy to be headache-free that he decides to treat himself to something nice to celebrate. Just then he sees a tailor shop, so he goes inside and tells the tailor that he would like to buy a new suit. So the tailor grabs his tape measure, does a few measurements and says "ok it will only take me a couple of days to make your suit, you are a perfect size 36". The man replies " 36? That's impossible I have been a size 34 for as long as i can remember!" And the tailor says " Oh God no! A 34 would pull your balls up tight and give you terrible headaches"
A man is suffering from terrible headaches for years. He goes to one doctor after another trying to find a cure but none of them were able to help him. Finally his doctor recommends that he visit a neurologist and sets up an appointment for him for the next day. So the next day the man visits the neurologist who conducts a full examination of him. At the end of the examination the neurologist says to the man "Sir I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is i discovered the cause of your headaches, the bad news is that your going to have to surgery to have your balls removed". The man is rightly depressed with the news that he has to have his balls removed, but after years of living with painful headaches he agrees to have the surgery. The man checks into the hospital and has the surgery performed and afterwards he wakes up for the first time in years without a headache. Well the man is released from the hospital, and during the walk home, the man is so happy to be headache-free that he decides to treat himself to something nice to celebrate. Just then he sees a tailor shop, so he goes inside and tells the tailor that he would like to buy a new suit. So the tailor grabs his tape measure, does a few measurements and says "ok it will only take me a couple of days to make your suit, you are a perfect size 36". The man replies " 36? That's impossible I have been a size 34 for as long as i can remember!" And the tailor says " Oh God no! A 34 would pull your balls up tight and give you terrible headaches"
For romanians ( mainly )
http://www.igu.ro/latrecut/
Maybe some of you know this, maybe some of you don't care, but I'm happy to have bumped into this site, it brings lots of memories!
For non romanians, you will see pics of objects used before the '90s things filled our childhood :)
Maybe some of you know this, maybe some of you don't care, but I'm happy to have bumped into this site, it brings lots of memories!
For non romanians, you will see pics of objects used before the '90s things filled our childhood :)
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
I looked at the pics cos I couldn't read the words :(
Your computer games look as rubbish as ours were in that decade.
Your test card looks like ours.
Scrabble I knew.
But no naked ladies :(
Your computer games look as rubbish as ours were in that decade.
Your test card looks like ours.
Scrabble I knew.
But no naked ladies :(
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
psy, thank u very much for the link, seing the picture with the water colours almost brought tears to my eyes.
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Yw Gabi :) I know what I felt when seeing all that, I was smiling like an idiot, all alone, and "awww" or " oh my god!" and stuff like that.
It was a real pleasure and I hope my parents didn't throw the magazines.. Do you remember the wallets having pics of women winking? They were chinese, I think. Ahhh memories..
FYUTA, pity nobody had pencils with women that were becoming naked when turning the upside down.. you would've seen :P
It was a real pleasure and I hope my parents didn't throw the magazines.. Do you remember the wallets having pics of women winking? They were chinese, I think. Ahhh memories..
FYUTA, pity nobody had pencils with women that were becoming naked when turning the upside down.. you would've seen :P
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Those wallets were so cool at that time, those wemen had such a smile and big blinking eyes, they were post cards too. When I look back i most remember the clothes we had, all almost the same and how all houses had same furniture almost and same decorations, do you remember them?And the toys we loved so much...
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
I love the toys! My parents still have them, I think.. Coloured cubes, the number shaped ones, were the best when playing with the sand.. I even used those to make some biscuits :))
The toys with wheels connected with a metal thingy.. I will always remember those, because my sis tried to make me an injection in my ear.. there was some blood at that time and I'm having probs with that ear :))
The clothes.. god, I had a pink little dress, I had it for years and didn't want to give it away, it was lovely!
My mom had polka dots skirts.. and she had two dresses, called "sarafan" I even wore one of them, in school, and I was so proud of it.
I miss those times, even if things were pretty bad back then.
Btw, I never got to be a "pionier" ( pioneer) I was only a "shoim" ( eagle) and my parents have the picture of me wearing the horrible orange shirt, and the tie, near a stiff and scared kid.
Ahhh I'm so old :))
The toys with wheels connected with a metal thingy.. I will always remember those, because my sis tried to make me an injection in my ear.. there was some blood at that time and I'm having probs with that ear :))
The clothes.. god, I had a pink little dress, I had it for years and didn't want to give it away, it was lovely!
My mom had polka dots skirts.. and she had two dresses, called "sarafan" I even wore one of them, in school, and I was so proud of it.
I miss those times, even if things were pretty bad back then.
Btw, I never got to be a "pionier" ( pioneer) I was only a "shoim" ( eagle) and my parents have the picture of me wearing the horrible orange shirt, and the tie, near a stiff and scared kid.
Ahhh I'm so old :))
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Dont cry Psy, I have those memories too , that was our childhood but is good is past and times had changed... oh I am so old too:(( I want to be a kid again
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
If you find out how to be a kid, let me know :D
Apart from being sad, I guess I ( we) should be thankfull that we had those times ;)
Apart from being sad, I guess I ( we) should be thankfull that we had those times ;)
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Hahaa, i was a eagle too :D and one day i forgot that ulgy skirt at home and the teacher punished me with the face at the wall, standing and with my hands up, for at least 30 mins , hahaaa
I remember i wanted so much to be a pioneer...damn, what propaganda does to kids :d
I don't remember the dead of Santa, in my house my mom always kept the christmas as it was supposed to be...i remember a pear of pink boots, from Santa of course :P i wore them even when my feet didn't fit in them, i liked them soo much...
I had tears in my eyes too seing that link and the stories and everything...i remembered the "magnetofon" my ungle was so proud of it...he had it back in '86-87 or so and he was listening AC/DC and aerosmith and others at it :D uhh, dear old times ...(thanks to my ungle i like rock music now, hehe)
yes, i wanna be a kid too again....even if i am 24 now (damn, thats old :D)
I remember i wanted so much to be a pioneer...damn, what propaganda does to kids :d
I don't remember the dead of Santa, in my house my mom always kept the christmas as it was supposed to be...i remember a pear of pink boots, from Santa of course :P i wore them even when my feet didn't fit in them, i liked them soo much...
I had tears in my eyes too seing that link and the stories and everything...i remembered the "magnetofon" my ungle was so proud of it...he had it back in '86-87 or so and he was listening AC/DC and aerosmith and others at it :D uhh, dear old times ...(thanks to my ungle i like rock music now, hehe)
yes, i wanna be a kid too again....even if i am 24 now (damn, thats old :D)
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
I don't remember about Santa's so called death.. maybe it happened before, or it was just that people around were smart enough not to kill him.. I mean, at one moment or another, I would have stopped believing, why rushing the moment?
The present I liked the most was a "razboi de tesut" miniature one. I can't think of any translation now.. It was the best, because being too young, I couldn't use it, but later.. it was a real pleasure :) Talk about a Nintendo.. that thing was way better hehe
The present I liked the most was a "razboi de tesut" miniature one. I can't think of any translation now.. It was the best, because being too young, I couldn't use it, but later.. it was a real pleasure :) Talk about a Nintendo.. that thing was way better hehe
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
It is not that hard to be a kid again, remember the small things u had and simple pleasures and try to find those simple pleasures round u now or just eat cotton candy, get fat and act silly, lol( sorry couldnt help that one)
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Consindering that when I was kid and until some years ago I was skinny ( my dad used to say I was as fat as a biscuit :P ) being fat wouldn't be being a kid :D
And cotton candy is fucking expensive! 3 one! it's crazy!
But I can handle the being silly part teeheehee
practicing :D
And cotton candy is fucking expensive! 3 one! it's crazy!
But I can handle the being silly part teeheehee
practicing :D
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Psy I never got to be a pioneer also. I was in 1st grade when the revolution came and the pioneer thing was only happening in 2nd grade. I remember i was so bumped about it lol. I think we are the same age:). Santa was never gone form my house also...i believed in Santa until i was 10 or so. I even had a neighbour who had Santa clothes and my dad told me later that the Santa that came to our house every Christmass was the neighbour...and dad used to do the same for the neighbour's kids:D. My best Christmas present still is the one that I remember first from my childhood: a brand new winter sledge and about 20 chocolates above it and bananas with oranges...all sitting under the tree. I remember i was sooo happy
RE: For romanians ( mainly )
Simple things seem to bring most hapiness :)
Yeah, the traditional oranges, Christmas was great!
I rarely had the opportunity to see Santa. I have a picture with me, Santa, and my sis, and it must be the only one I have. But I did believe in Santa until I was 10 as well, I think.. A classmate told me that it's the parents putting the presents, but she wasn't sure . lol
Everything was more simple at that time :)
Yeah, the traditional oranges, Christmas was great!
I rarely had the opportunity to see Santa. I have a picture with me, Santa, and my sis, and it must be the only one I have. But I did believe in Santa until I was 10 as well, I think.. A classmate told me that it's the parents putting the presents, but she wasn't sure . lol
Everything was more simple at that time :)
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sorry for interrupting, but i just have to say that this is the cutest, most precious thread i've read in the forums in ages. thanks for sharing everyone. :)
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I was just about to say the same thing anonymous.
Makes a pleasant change from all the nasty rubbish that is usually posted here (I really really must stop posting it :P)
Makes a pleasant change from all the nasty rubbish that is usually posted here (I really really must stop posting it :P)
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Yes Psy it was for us kids, thise are our memories and nothign will make them look bad , It is great to be a kid and have no worries, just toys and games and nice dresses ;) Sometimes I wish i can go back and be 4 , forever, i think is the perfect age, noone ask anything and you get to be spoiled by everyone, lol...... dreaming again, i'll go get a cotton condy and screw my diet.
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Me too me tooooo :D I want one, I mean, here I can find only on weekends, and as I said, it's expensive.
The only thing they used to ask us at 4 years old, was our age and we weren't ashamed :)) there were as well the little poems, or our adress
Stlada, apaltament, etajjj
teeheee
It was nice :)
And Anon, I'm glad you think it's a cute thread :) I didn't think I would get so many answers, so thank you to tall that answered, made my day better :)
The only thing they used to ask us at 4 years old, was our age and we weren't ashamed :)) there were as well the little poems, or our adress
Stlada, apaltament, etajjj
teeheee
It was nice :)
And Anon, I'm glad you think it's a cute thread :) I didn't think I would get so many answers, so thank you to tall that answered, made my day better :)
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Psy stop, you are making me soft, all this child things going trouh my mind, I so crave for a cottoncandy for weeks but that is so much sugar, i wanna be 4 and eat that every day :(( .Thanks anon , this show we are humans too, not only whores or bitches , we, same as members have a soul and we can talk about lots of things , yes ppl we can have a conversation :D
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No! Cottoncandy has lots of sugar? OMG ! :D
Oh come on, after one of those, you just have to run.. lets say one hour, and drinks plenty of water, and it's gone :D
I can't help myself from wanting something. Well, money can stop me :)) it was always a problem, but, can't complain. You remember the "home" made chocolate? Those bars, they were delicious! And I still love powder milk. I remember my grandma had in a closet, a big bag and with my cousin we ate plenty of that! Last time when I came back from Romania, I brought a 1 kilo bag :)) It was gone pretty fast, I'm sure someone was stealing from it..
Oh come on, after one of those, you just have to run.. lets say one hour, and drinks plenty of water, and it's gone :D
I can't help myself from wanting something. Well, money can stop me :)) it was always a problem, but, can't complain. You remember the "home" made chocolate? Those bars, they were delicious! And I still love powder milk. I remember my grandma had in a closet, a big bag and with my cousin we ate plenty of that! Last time when I came back from Romania, I brought a 1 kilo bag :)) It was gone pretty fast, I'm sure someone was stealing from it..
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I remember my first home made chocolate i was 14 and made it myself but forgot to put butter :)) it was so hard i couldnt cut it but i eated it all with my bro, looool what memories u bring up. But the "bezele" were always good yummy i will go in the park tomorrow and eat that damn cotton candy i am drolling. Kiss u girl
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sorry i stooped reading ur post when i saw ur home made chocolate, the powder milk was great and those chinese cans of condensated milk, yummyyyyyy
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Yumm all sounds so delicious.. I wanna go home :D
Well, think about me when you'll eat the cotton candy
Kisses
Well, think about me when you'll eat the cotton candy
Kisses
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Ahhhh this is making me reminicse about my childhood.
Trying to see up girls skirts.
Everyone hated me
I had no money
Used to wet myself
Who needs to reminisce nothings changed :D
Trying to see up girls skirts.
Everyone hated me
I had no money
Used to wet myself
Who needs to reminisce nothings changed :D
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Only if you lost your money when playing with the other kids :D
( I don't have any names coming in my mind, romanian or english.. Bambilici? lol I'm sleepy )
( I don't have any names coming in my mind, romanian or english.. Bambilici? lol I'm sleepy )
joke
This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. "Get out of here!" says the bartender.
"I gotta go to the bathroom," slurs the drunk.
"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.
"I gotta go bathroom," says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers.
"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"
The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There's the drunk sitting down.
"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.
"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!" says the drunk.
"Why, you stupid shit!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on my mop bucket!!"
"I gotta go to the bathroom," slurs the drunk.
"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.
"I gotta go bathroom," says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers.
"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"
The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There's the drunk sitting down.
"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.
"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!" says the drunk.
"Why, you stupid shit!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on my mop bucket!!"