General Forum
RE: What ....
what crosses my mind.?? lemme see now...
Sex.......
farting
bubbles
smelly fart
hot cross buns
jam
figs
prunes
constapation
flatulence
peeing
spying
butts
bras
panties
g-strings
thongs
wet t-shirts
bigguns
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
hum dinger
ohh wapawapa
whoopdedoopdewhoo
shy
fecker
minger
zinger
benders
beer
cider
wtf
gimme some
i hate u
and
the
piss
off
shite
blunder
fart
farts
SEX
blowjob
ass
donkey
sand
in
hard
to
reach
places
:P
DAMN it i knew i couldn`t think of anything :(
Sex.......
farting
bubbles
smelly fart
hot cross buns
jam
figs
prunes
constapation
flatulence
peeing
spying
butts
bras
panties
g-strings
thongs
wet t-shirts
bigguns
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
hum dinger
ohh wapawapa
whoopdedoopdewhoo
shy
fecker
minger
zinger
benders
beer
cider
wtf
gimme some
i hate u
and
the
piss
off
shite
blunder
fart
farts
SEX
blowjob
ass
donkey
sand
in
hard
to
reach
places
:P
DAMN it i knew i couldn`t think of anything :(
RE: What ....
to your mind?! ...damn, paco!
why have u told me to turn off the light? ...missed near :((...didnt know it was your head..i mean nose :((...what a pity!
:p
why have u told me to turn off the light? ...missed near :((...didnt know it was your head..i mean nose :((...what a pity!
:p
Chihuahua:-))
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"
RE: i have changed nick
Because he can do it here anonymously but in real life probably isn't brave enough.
RE: i have changed nick
damn it all....here i was, ready to jump at the chance to finally earn my webelo bravery badge and you've done taken it away.
ya meanie:P
ya meanie:P
When you gotta go
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of! Spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of! Spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
RE: WORLD CUP
I shall be supporting England and I hope they get far in the competition this year.
Remember boys and girls, it's only a game.
Remember boys and girls, it's only a game.
RE: WORLD CUP
I`ll be supporting Alonso Or Kimi.. Or maybe a suprise winner could be Massa.... :P Enjoy whatever sport ur gonna watch this weekend... Happy supporting... :)
RE: WORLD CUP
Vamos vamos....Argentina....vamos vamos a ganar.......
(Lets go...let's go Argentina....let's go on to win!)
(Lets go...let's go Argentina....let's go on to win!)
question for the hosts.
just a question for the hosts here,who are some of your favorite members here and why?
RE: question for the hosts.
My favorite is DrPoopspray. he is charming, and can spray excrement 10 feet out of his ass. Very special man!!! Yum
RE: question for the hosts.
Wow, yes, I sometimes enjoy the company of WTF on my hot site, Billy's wit and his self-depreciating humor always make little Chuck spring to life with laughter
RE: question for the hosts.
I like see "cocksure" sometimes, never on cam see a boy with so tiny a penis be so proud. he is so funny to us....kissess to you mini-dick!!!
RE: question for the hosts.
simple .. favourites spend more time in video what did you expect ????????
RE: question for the hosts.
the screenname of the viewers is irrelevant as i am sure u wont know most of the guys i'd be naming.But to answer your question i can tell u that my fav members r guys i met in real life,obviously bcs they became more than just cc members.Number one is ''director''(babe if u read this make sure u get an afternoon free for me next week so we can spend some time in your garden baking in the sun - i promiss to go topless).I tend to get very attached to viewers who show more afection to me that others (we do respond to love with love, dont we).I prefer guys who dont just ask for cyber sex - i am a generous girl so if they play it nicely they will end up geting more than all the rest anyway...:).A guy who never comes in my vid has no chance of becoming my favourite, first of all because in my chat there is always a bit of a crowd so i am never able to concentrate on one person and get to know him and second is because ..well...i am obviously not his fav since he doesnt want to spend a few dollars on me so why should he be mine?I do believe in cyberchemistry aswell, there r guys i really click with after a few mins of chat and guys that bore me to death no matter how nice they try to be.Also these days most members have cams and i have to admit that seing a sexy guy with a sexy smile sometimes makes me wanna lick the screen so he can became a favourite in an instant :)))
Well...that should cover it all
Well...that should cover it all
To Gabi
I really liked your reply to this post. You have grabbed my attention and I was hoping that maybe we could chat sometime. Could you tell me your screenname so that I can come and find you sometime? Thanks and hope we can chat soon.
answer
my favorite hosts are the ones that respect members privacy by not mentioning names without permission.
RE: Gabi:-).
Garden awaits ...
I will make sure the bar B Q is on as well....
and yes if a guy dances well ...... ohh thats another post hehe...
M
I will make sure the bar B Q is on as well....
and yes if a guy dances well ...... ohh thats another post hehe...
M
RE: Gabi:-).
WTF is the funniest, sweetest and most honest member here. He is not too good in the video department but he is one guy I would really like to meet in real life along with dozens of other girls on CC I am afraid. Billy I love you.
Inflation
i bought one of those inflatable women the other month. pumped it up and it kept deflating. Tried several times getting more frustrated as i went on. in the end i took it back to the sex shop. I told the salesman it had gone down on me several times and he charged me an extra $60...bastard
House in the country
Let me know you are still alive, please? all I ask for. As always I am humble,and ask not for much. Miss you, miss summer of 03.... "best days of my life"
Wow
I am just so sick and tired of people who are coming to the text chat and then they are whining about their life to me. They can not afford videochat of course. But they are so willing to tell me why his ex gfr leaved him and how bad she was. Why should I listen this bullshit for hours.Any normal girl would speak with such a loser in real life?NO! Then he is telling me that he has the best car, the big ass house and the best job ever. But he still doesnt have money for videochat, he doesnt have sense of humor either. Should I listen him? I swear God, I was so nice to him as I can be. After 1 hour,I asked him about videochat. I could not stay him anymore. He was mad as hell at me ! God, what a day. Am I just a magnet for such monsters?
RE: Wow
Not that you met such a monster but that you let the stupid loser stay in your text chat for 1 hour.
Look on the bright side he will be some other hosts problem now.
Look on the bright side he will be some other hosts problem now.
RE: Wow
be honest, be direct...you're here to make money, not for any other reason....that's all you have to say.
RE: Wow
personally i try not to enter text unless i intend to vid a host. unless i am invited.
you should tell him your busy studying. as for the way he acted at the end, it is clear the type of loser he is.
you should tell him your busy studying. as for the way he acted at the end, it is clear the type of loser he is.
RE: Wow
Johnzhon, u are such a asa kisser, 6 months ago u were saying how wife is ok with u being here, and how u like tits so much, all was boobs, i asked u then, what wife dont give u boobs, she is out of country, not east coast, my guess u 3 cant even talk, yet u come here and uphold host, my guess is....as u quote,,,,u dont do video more than 10 mins, if u do, then u lie here in host....quit bull%%%% and be honest, or any host here, say if he has ever done video, i doubt it
RE: Wow
if i recall correctly (which i dont ) i said my averg vid is 10 minutes, i have done longer many times. as for my wife being ok with me being here. well i can only say she is, when she returns in july you can ask her. your talking bit had me confused.
as for hosts stating that i have seen them an for how long, i hope they reply, im not hiding anything. lastly.. what have i lied about?
as for hosts stating that i have seen them an for how long, i hope they reply, im not hiding anything. lastly.. what have i lied about?
RE: Wow
Rina, you're lucky that you can at least swtch them off. I have to listen to whiners all day at work and I'm stuck in the same office as them :-))
Mistress Cory
Try having a private session with this beautiful lady and not fall in love with her. Bet you can't do it, she will captivate your heart as well as break your balls
Football question
I'm watching Germany and Costa Rica play and it's kind of cool and all, but after seeing something happen a few times now, I have to ask: Is it necessary for a player to roll around and pretend that he's hurt when he gets knocked down to try to get a penalty called?
RE: Football question
Germans hunny, they have perfected this football move for centuries!
Hail Klinsmann!!
Hail Klinsmann!!
RE: Football question
No it's not necessary but sportsmanship has been diminished as wages have risen.
I'm sure it's not just the Germans.We'll see what England do when they play tomorrow.
I'm sure it's not just the Germans.We'll see what England do when they play tomorrow.
RE: Football question
michael owen is another overrated player who gets away with this.
check with bookmakers england are not going to win (again)
check with bookmakers england are not going to win (again)
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Isn't there an overkill going on with all the "Happy Birthday" postings?
Little Johnny:-))
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Acid Test for Friendship
When the host tells you to get off her vid and go to chat........................
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
...its happened to me just last sunday & we were just chatting in video anyway....go figure.matt
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
it means some viewer wants strip show and you aint seeing where she puts that 20" dildo
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
& when member start to talk ab love or friendship - it means that he simply want get a freebie. So test for members love is - u tell him to leave video, cos u don't want him to spend money - if he still stay in video & tell compliments - he honest, if he agree & tell "lets videochat in yahoo(=do your work for free coz i told u several nice words) - then its a freebie hunter. such "tests" work in both ways, lol...
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
lol yeah! As long as u would stay in video i'd belive every your word)))
Reverse Psycology
It's called "Reverse Psychology". The girl tells you to get off video and go to chat, so that the guy will think that the girl is not interested in his money.... and instead the guy will think the girl is only interested in "friendship". This keeps the guy coming back for more and more. The guy now will think of video sessions as "helping" the host... So he will offer it as a way to "help" her.
yep, correcto mundo
Thats exactly right. I once thought the same. I would go to her video and she would say: Please babe, dont spend your money on me. Then I would go to text chat, but she was busy. Interesting thing is that she would only say this when someone else was in her video, LOL
RE: Reverse Psycology
The host asks the guy to leave vid; the guy thinks she is trying to make him feel an obligation to help her by staying on vid anyway. He gets off vid to see what she does next. She starts to chat about her wet pussy and the 12 in. dildo she is slamming into it. He goes on vid to see if its true. Its not so true he gets off vid again. He cancels his membership in cc for breach of contract..............
RE: Reverse Psycology
ahhh, da pussy is out of da bag...dis is why all my hot shows are feree. id keeps da lady cuming. then they send the chuck more free toys for my playing and sometimes they send bacon too...yummy bacon
RE: Reverse Psycology
i usualy tell members to log off my vid when i know that the guy doesnt have much money to afford being on vid for long, or after we'd just had cyber sex and i know he's still on vid bcs he's trying to show respect to me although there is nothing more to see really or when i have a beloved old regular in vid who i feel bad charging.It usualy depends on my mood, on how much money i've made that night.....on how the guy treats me in that video session
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
i think so.now it will become less organized and all his underlings will via to be the new #1 scum bag. as for world opinion.. i have heard critics already saying it was bad, and you know bush sucks. which still amazes me to see . but bottomline still mostly the same, bad guys blowing people up. and the whole F**kn world sitting by doing nothing except giving in to terrorists.
on a seperate issue if i may..
i heard a US K9 marine was put in prison for 6 months ( i think) and dis-honorably dischagred , for letting a dog under his command ''bark at'' a prisoner. sweet huh, those scumbags saw the head off of our guys and get iran funded rewards and we get assfukt by our own govt.. sorry to babble :$
on a seperate issue if i may..
i heard a US K9 marine was put in prison for 6 months ( i think) and dis-honorably dischagred , for letting a dog under his command ''bark at'' a prisoner. sweet huh, those scumbags saw the head off of our guys and get iran funded rewards and we get assfukt by our own govt.. sorry to babble :$
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
it was more than letting a dog"bark"at a prisoner & the point of it is if you do these things you are no better than the terrorists & lose"the moral high ground"if you do as the"scumbags"do then you are no better than them.also your views are very one-sided.is cutting off the head of 1 person worse than the indiscrimanate bombing & killing of innocent civilians?
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Wondered how long it would be before the poxy PC brigade reared its head. these terrorists and the lowlifes that harbour them deserve to be obliterated
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
I wonder if he is enjoying those 70 virgins they get for martydoom?
Certainly none here on cc for him LOL
Certainly none here on cc for him LOL
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
not saying that they don't but does this mean Innocent women & children should be obliterated by those big brave men in their planes dropping bombs from hundreds of kilometres away. they are no better than the terrorists
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
using insults because someone puts forward a view that doesn't coincide with yours only cheapens your arguement
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
He was a foreign military leader, an active fighter who killed with his own hands. Why would it be against rules of engagement to kill him?
And if there is some offense taken at this death where is the outrage at the outright mass murder of civilians at markets and job-hunt lines?
And if there is some offense taken at this death where is the outrage at the outright mass murder of civilians at markets and job-hunt lines?
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Has anyone here said the he shouldn't be dead?
Anyway, I just don't get how the death of one guy propped up as THE guy in Iraq will deter other jihadists from continuing the fight. It's a holy war afterall, the only thing that matters is that they have God on their side. With that kind of mindset, al-Zarwawi is a martyr now, his death is nothing but to be celebrated and his life a blueprint for effectively serving God's will.
Btw, there was a bounty his head, was there not?
Does that mean that the 25 million is to be doled out to the people within his own organization who ratted him out?
Anyway, I just don't get how the death of one guy propped up as THE guy in Iraq will deter other jihadists from continuing the fight. It's a holy war afterall, the only thing that matters is that they have God on their side. With that kind of mindset, al-Zarwawi is a martyr now, his death is nothing but to be celebrated and his life a blueprint for effectively serving God's will.
Btw, there was a bounty his head, was there not?
Does that mean that the 25 million is to be doled out to the people within his own organization who ratted him out?
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
The 25 million should go to that fighter pilot who nailed the bastard!!
A victory for Peace!!
A victory for Peace!!
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Right on.
Did you see that building that monster was in disappear in a puff of smoke? That shit was BEAUTIFUL.
Did you see that building that monster was in disappear in a puff of smoke? That shit was BEAUTIFUL.
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
he was a soldier who died in the war - it won't stop the war, but it does take away one leader which helps weaken the enemy
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
I don't buy that. They have a chain of command just like all other militaries. As soon as he died there was 1 just below him ready to take over.
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
but I think the thinking here would be that the one below him would be a lesser leader (or else he would have been above Zarqawi, not below), thus the "weaker" part
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Anonymous, Sorry to disagree , but "a soldier" he was not .
He was "A BLOODY FUCKING TERRORIST" no more and no less.
He was "A BLOODY FUCKING TERRORIST" no more and no less.
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
from my perspective, all they did was create
a chimera. lop off one head, and another 10
grow back. a martyr was created as well.
each death justifies thier rational
but then of course, its tit for tat
they do something, we retaliate
we retaliate, they strike back
the united states is using the rulebook
from the israelies.
welcome to hell, mates
a chimera. lop off one head, and another 10
grow back. a martyr was created as well.
each death justifies thier rational
but then of course, its tit for tat
they do something, we retaliate
we retaliate, they strike back
the united states is using the rulebook
from the israelies.
welcome to hell, mates
RE: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
the bastard's death was not retaliation, it was a battle action during a state of war - good riddance to him
my birthday
what will happen here when it's my birthday?what will i get?anything good?my birthday is still aways aways but i'm just wondering what will happen on it. :p
RE: my birthday
hey paco let me know when it is and i'll gladly come on here and post a birthday wish for you. i didn't know Cory was going to post the wishes to me and that Nadeen would do the same but i have to admit it was a great thing to see for me. Both these ladies are so sweet and i am proud to call them friends
Wondering...
Have you ever wondered if maybe someone famous has visited CamContacts a time or two?
Like maybe Sylvestor Stallone or Gilbert Gottfried or Dustin Diamond or your local Congressman?
Like maybe Sylvestor Stallone or Gilbert Gottfried or Dustin Diamond or your local Congressman?
RE: Wondering...
Yes. In the interest of National Security all foreign female chathosts must be personally interviewed. I have delegated this critical task to yours truely and I insist that taxpayer support of this initiative is NOT illegal. Mr. Wondering's telephone records will now be tagged for random collection and review since his decision to disclose this terribly vital program. Pornographic terroism cannot be allowed to continue in America and he is obviously a dire threat.
RE: Wondering...
DAMN!...Monica! How can u give him blowjob through your screen?
I tried to do the same on my videos, but failed...will u teach me?
I tried to do the same on my videos, but failed...will u teach me?
RE: Wondering...
now you have me wondering"what is famous"?famous to you may not be famous to me & vice-a-versa.like anything i think its judged from a personal perspective.for example i have no idea who this brad pitt & angelina jolie are that newspapers & tv say just had a baby.
RE: Wondering...
No. Famous and rich people can afford high class escorts to have sex with them everyday. Wilt Chamberlain would have never wasted his time here.
RE: Wondering...
dude, i have the sweetest prettiest little girl that lives with me and does anything i want anytime....and i still LOVE videochat. its a different kind of attraction im thinkin. its...its....hmmmmm. how do i say??? its...........................................FUN!
RE: Wondering...
I bet you hate when u have to let her down, and put her back in the Ann Summers box.
Life's a bitch, I just hope that pump of your's doesn't pack up.
Life's a bitch, I just hope that pump of your's doesn't pack up.
Not everything is always what it seems!
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, ! no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! Wh at can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only log ical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, ! no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! Wh at can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only log ical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!
RE: Big Naturals
A host that recommends other host wow! really good
Try yourlady though, she has an awfull personality, but a great body
Try yourlady though, she has an awfull personality, but a great body
RE: Big Naturals
Yourlady,for sure.Beautiful,sexy and good to chat to,I mean,besides a HOT show! :0)
RE: Big Naturals
I think monallisa, I'm pretty sure her name is Camelia has a nice pair and friendly personality as well check her out.
The MD
The MD