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Oh MercMan1 you really funny polite smart generous e.t.c. you very interesting and made me absolute amazing.... hope to see you again
Thank You, Lord:-))
A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
happy birthday
Happy Birthday Mr Paul Weller .........................
No need to say more .......
No need to say more .......
RE: Drama Queens of cc
hahhhahahahahhahhhhhahahh
wouldn't that be anonymous
you are all so cute and soooooo dramatic
hahhahahhaahahha
wouldn't that be anonymous
you are all so cute and soooooo dramatic
hahhahahhaahahha
RE: Drama Queens of cc
yea right anne, more lies, but ur an expert at that
so nothing new here, keep up the good work....lol
so nothing new here, keep up the good work....lol
RE: Drama Queens of cc
anne if you had just left the post alone instead of taking the bait you'd be much better off. problem is you got sucked in again :O?
when will u learn?
when will u learn?
RE: Drama Queens of cc
WTF coz always complain about prices :) - just greedy guy (i guess enough ugly) who think he is God and Judge, never say "goodbye" not coz he is rude, coz he afraid lose one else spare dollar for 1 min (dont forget only 0.50$).
Its already funny when he reply to almost posts here.
WTF what are you doing in your life also? (not dreams pls)
Its already funny when he reply to almost posts here.
WTF what are you doing in your life also? (not dreams pls)
RE: Drama Queens of cc
Yourlady definitely, she can really cry if u didnt visit her for a few weeks, she thinks that is disrespectfull. Basically she only cares about money.
RE: Drama Queens of cc
thats the whole crux of the original question, drama queens don't have a life, except in here.
RE: Drama Queens of cc
i think no chathost have to be jealous of u dear, maybe of ur money, but certainly not ur pitty life
RE: Drama Queens of cc
All are, who are talking here or in commchat about real (or fake) private problems . There are many..., but thanks heaven the rest of cc dont care with these clowns.
RE: Drama Queens of cc
when the winner is determined, when will the crowning and coronation take place?
RE: Drama Queens of cc
We simply don't know if a coronation is to take place? Certainly the Crowning of a "drama queen" is and of itself, quite bizarre to say the least! Therefore, under such consideration, Her Majesty's Government politely declines such an event, and will leave such rubbish to the scum in which concocted such an !@#$%^&*()_+ in the first place! Stated: Our Will.........EIIR
RE: Drama Queens of cc
DOM, you are the biggest drama queen around whether you are having your period or not!
RE: Drama Queens of cc
on my planet, the results of such a contest
result in the people being locked in a room,
flaming marshmallows dropped on them,
chocolate syrup next, gasoline and finally
feathers.
next, we give them nerf bats so they can beat the
sh!t from them. (it also tenderizes them)
finally, after all that, whoever walks from the
locked closet wins.
of course, they have to dodge the rain of
bullets that hits them as soon as they exit
that room.
good thing Drama Queens are not bullet proof
result in the people being locked in a room,
flaming marshmallows dropped on them,
chocolate syrup next, gasoline and finally
feathers.
next, we give them nerf bats so they can beat the
sh!t from them. (it also tenderizes them)
finally, after all that, whoever walks from the
locked closet wins.
of course, they have to dodge the rain of
bullets that hits them as soon as they exit
that room.
good thing Drama Queens are not bullet proof
RE: Drama Queens of cc
storm angel use to be one of the biggest drama queens. she done bit the dust long ago! :((
RE: Drama Queens of cc
wow, 5 suckers...I mean guys paid for you to come to the US? what happened? why didn't you go? did you just want the money then not go? come on tell us
RE: Drama Queens of cc
WARNING....WARNING.......WARNING WILL ROBINSON!
ANNE ALERT......ANNE ALERT......ALIEN ALERT!!!
ANNE ALERT......ANNE ALERT......ALIEN ALERT!!!
RE: Drama Queens of cc
ROBOT, time for a sensor change in your memory banks.......You Forgot------>GORTENSIA ALERT.........GORTENSIA ALERT!!!!!
RE: Drama Queens of cc
Ah Major, don't forget the word DANGER before WARNING in re-programing the robot...... :d!
RE: Drama Queens of cc
What's all this talk about Drama Queens? Isn't it enough we have drama and queens anyway? I mean just look at all the drama we put up with in our daily lives, not to mention the drag queens out there, and Queen Latifa!.................................................................................Oh, you mean the subject was on "drama queens of cc?"..........well then, NEVERMIND!
RE: to 2anne
would appear you are the one holding a grudge that would make you post such a vicious attack. i would bet you hate your mother too.
i think we should crown you the drama queen and call it a day
i think we should crown you the drama queen and call it a day
RE: Drama Queens of cc
"bithch"??? i think U have won the contest for Queen (or King) of Spelling!!! LOOOOL
RE: Drama Queens of cc
Talk about drama queens. It's obvious. You are the clear winner, 2anne! I think the contest is over.
RE: Drama Queens of cc
agreed (2anne) if she cakes anymore make up on her face she will look like death warmed over......lol........Oh wait a minute, she already does.....damn!!!
RE: What about Drama Kings?
Congratulations Fraulein Gorty, as der newly crowned "Drama Queen of CC," I sink ve can find a 'chamber' just for you.... ;)))
RE: What about Drama Kings?
ok, i'm new here. who's this 2anne chick? can't find her profile anywhere.
Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!
Well, thank u anon i tried fallow yr advice and guess what ? Nobody from that category has bothered to talk me and answer me if shemale or no. Only two of the girls online answered me..one said she was santa claus and one asked me to come in vid and see :) Would u ppl imagine this? I now understand all the complains i read here from viewers pissed off by this kind of girls.I am sorry but i could have never guessed that there could be such ignorance from one who wants to work and get business.
And now for all of u girls who i tried talk to in this category and u didnt bother to answer...u just lost perhaps a good business ;)
Anyone who knows direct me to a good-decent shemale host ?
And now for all of u girls who i tried talk to in this category and u didnt bother to answer...u just lost perhaps a good business ;)
Anyone who knows direct me to a good-decent shemale host ?
RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!
You was given an advice:GO to transgenders.For example the first host I found in the list of transgenders:http://www.camcontacts.net/viewarchives.html?ci=88726&cti=4&cn=xYummmyCumx
Cant you see urself is it shemale or not?Why do you need to ask the hosts if they're TG or not.Put ur glasses on and look more attentive.
In the URL:http://www.camcontacts.net/othercams.html find the line "Category".In the field enter:Adult / Gender Benders (TV, TS, CD).And push Search buttom in the bottom of the page.And CC will reveal you it'sTGs.
Is it clear now?If not read the text one more time.Good luck
Cant you see urself is it shemale or not?Why do you need to ask the hosts if they're TG or not.Put ur glasses on and look more attentive.
In the URL:http://www.camcontacts.net/othercams.html find the line "Category".In the field enter:Adult / Gender Benders (TV, TS, CD).And push Search buttom in the bottom of the page.And CC will reveal you it'sTGs.
Is it clear now?If not read the text one more time.Good luck
RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!
holy fucking hell ... remind me never to take your advice in the future WS ... I went and checked out those pics and was temporarily blinded ... I'm ok now though you will be glad to hear.
But thanks to you, I think I have found my new calling in life ... I could easily pass for one of those (well, compared to this YummmyCum person anyway) ... I have a bigger rack for a start (I knew these saggy man boobs would come in handy one day!) and if I shave off all my body hair and slap on a dodgy wig, with a little makeup (and a LOT of intervention from God), I could pass as a chick with a dick ... and I know a lot of you out there will be rather excited by the thought of that :)
But thanks to you, I think I have found my new calling in life ... I could easily pass for one of those (well, compared to this YummmyCum person anyway) ... I have a bigger rack for a start (I knew these saggy man boobs would come in handy one day!) and if I shave off all my body hair and slap on a dodgy wig, with a little makeup (and a LOT of intervention from God), I could pass as a chick with a dick ... and I know a lot of you out there will be rather excited by the thought of that :)
RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!
man, calm down ;)
beleive me, it's not that hard to see if she's a true TS or not, just look at the pics, and u will know. DON'T ask, they will never answer that!!! just look more into it........
beleive me, it's not that hard to see if she's a true TS or not, just look at the pics, and u will know. DON'T ask, they will never answer that!!! just look more into it........
RE: O_O
As far as I understood, they can't have a kid that's Rhesus + but they can have kids.
The Rhesus factor can be modified.. I didn't read much, but it seems it is like that :) Anyway, a doctor is able to tell you more ;)
The Rhesus factor can be modified.. I didn't read much, but it seems it is like that :) Anyway, a doctor is able to tell you more ;)
RE: O_O
ank you should better have said nothing......you only confuse people
if parents are both R- then there is no problem
if parents are both R- then there is no problem
RE: O_O
Ok seems that people are still confused so let me see if I can clear this up for you "Shocked"
First and foremost, the Rh factor is simply a marker or signal (More specifically glycoprotein) on RBC (Red Blood Cells). In addition to the common way most people are aware of incompatability between the ABO blood types there is also this method. Why you ask would we even have this, simple it's our bodies method of knowing what is "self". Therefore if you put something foreign including foreign tissue (yes blood is a foreign tissue) your body will respond and attack. There are a great deal of other markers known as HLA (In other animals it's called MHC) but that's an entire other question altogether.
Ok so here's the thing you want to know. If a mother that is Rh- concieves with an Rh+ man there is a probability of having an Rh+ child. An antibody (Specifically only IgG a subtype of the superfamily of immunoglobilins AKA antibodies; can cross the placenta) from this Rh- mother will cross the placenta and realize hey this is not self, these are not my RBCs, and she will beging the necessary steps to mount an immune response. However, as a general rule, this child is not at risk of Hemolytic Anemia Disease (Erythroblastosis Fetalis). Yet, if the mother gets pregnant once again with an Rh+ male and again has a Rh+ child she already has the preformed antibodies to this Rh+ antigen and will cause severe hemolytic anemia leading to kernicterus which is basically high levels of the breakdown of RBC (bilirubin being the major constituent) which enters the brain causing massive edema of the brain leading to possible herniation if not basic brain damage. Basically the antibodies will attach to the blood causing hemolysis (aka bursting) using a long cascade of steps which you probably could care less about.
Good news is there is an easy method of preventing this. Typically, after each pregnancy (regardless if she has actually delivered the child, in other words abortions, ectopic pregnancy etc)especially if the father is Rh+ she is given a shot within 72 hours of a Rh sub 0(D) or better known as RhIG. This is safe, causing no problems and best of all there is no fear of the mother producing a proper immune response to Rh+ D antigen. Hope that helps.
Sincerely,
The MD
First and foremost, the Rh factor is simply a marker or signal (More specifically glycoprotein) on RBC (Red Blood Cells). In addition to the common way most people are aware of incompatability between the ABO blood types there is also this method. Why you ask would we even have this, simple it's our bodies method of knowing what is "self". Therefore if you put something foreign including foreign tissue (yes blood is a foreign tissue) your body will respond and attack. There are a great deal of other markers known as HLA (In other animals it's called MHC) but that's an entire other question altogether.
Ok so here's the thing you want to know. If a mother that is Rh- concieves with an Rh+ man there is a probability of having an Rh+ child. An antibody (Specifically only IgG a subtype of the superfamily of immunoglobilins AKA antibodies; can cross the placenta) from this Rh- mother will cross the placenta and realize hey this is not self, these are not my RBCs, and she will beging the necessary steps to mount an immune response. However, as a general rule, this child is not at risk of Hemolytic Anemia Disease (Erythroblastosis Fetalis). Yet, if the mother gets pregnant once again with an Rh+ male and again has a Rh+ child she already has the preformed antibodies to this Rh+ antigen and will cause severe hemolytic anemia leading to kernicterus which is basically high levels of the breakdown of RBC (bilirubin being the major constituent) which enters the brain causing massive edema of the brain leading to possible herniation if not basic brain damage. Basically the antibodies will attach to the blood causing hemolysis (aka bursting) using a long cascade of steps which you probably could care less about.
Good news is there is an easy method of preventing this. Typically, after each pregnancy (regardless if she has actually delivered the child, in other words abortions, ectopic pregnancy etc)especially if the father is Rh+ she is given a shot within 72 hours of a Rh sub 0(D) or better known as RhIG. This is safe, causing no problems and best of all there is no fear of the mother producing a proper immune response to Rh+ D antigen. Hope that helps.
Sincerely,
The MD
RE: Apples and wine:)))
Problem is that because the best apples are so high, they tend to look down their noses at all but the tallest of men:(
RE: Apples and wine:)))
Maybe even the best apples could make the effort and look for the best grapes/men themselves rather than waiting around to see who is confident/brave/arrogant enough to think they have a chance of succeeding with one of the best apples. Women are equal to men and so in the 21st century surely you can approach the ones you like without waiting for them to take a chance and maybe missing out on the one you like best.
This is just a thought and not a personal criticism - and I must say I do like the apples/wine analogy
This is just a thought and not a personal criticism - and I must say I do like the apples/wine analogy
RE: Apples and wine:)))
I like great tasting apples, but at $1.99 a minute...oppss I mean $1.99 a pound, I think I'll stick to the ones that don't cost so much.
Happy eating :)
Happy eating :)
RE: Apples and wine:)))
There are many of us about , some very brave ..
But not willing to be judged by the size of what we will spend per minute ,,
When you realise thats not the most important thing , then maybe you will find someone who will will be happy to reach ..
But not willing to be judged by the size of what we will spend per minute ,,
When you realise thats not the most important thing , then maybe you will find someone who will will be happy to reach ..
RE: Apples and wine:)))
That's the problem in itself. Most think, especially the apples at the top, that they are "above" and "superior" to the ones on the bottom of the tree. Many men have climbed to the top and plucked a beautiful perfect looking apple only to find that the inside is filled with vinegar. I prefer to grab an ax and chop the tree down.
Men that put women up on pedestals usually quickly find that their "princess on the pedestal" is much sweeter in their fantasy than who she really is in reality. And those men, are more often then not, insecure and unconfident men that feel unloved and empty inside. Those "princesses on the pedestal" will continue to look down on those men, taking all they can from those men as they give and give and give........ until another man comes along and knocks over her pedestal. That's the man she'll fall in love with and follow to the ends of the earth. Because he is the man that does not treat her as some unobtainable object on a pedestal to be adored and worshipped from afar..... he treats and respects her as woman, at his side, looking eye to eye to her... and he will not tolerate any attempts she makes to use him or walk all over him....he knows his own worth and knows she is not better than him... and thus she will respect him, feel attracted to him and give her love to him freely.
Men that put women up on pedestals usually quickly find that their "princess on the pedestal" is much sweeter in their fantasy than who she really is in reality. And those men, are more often then not, insecure and unconfident men that feel unloved and empty inside. Those "princesses on the pedestal" will continue to look down on those men, taking all they can from those men as they give and give and give........ until another man comes along and knocks over her pedestal. That's the man she'll fall in love with and follow to the ends of the earth. Because he is the man that does not treat her as some unobtainable object on a pedestal to be adored and worshipped from afar..... he treats and respects her as woman, at his side, looking eye to eye to her... and he will not tolerate any attempts she makes to use him or walk all over him....he knows his own worth and knows she is not better than him... and thus she will respect him, feel attracted to him and give her love to him freely.
The Barry factor
Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making his dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted:
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday
Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did. Barry's mother, being a good Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to Jesus, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Jesus a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Barry
Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up he letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear Jesus, this is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday
Thank you, Barry.
Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear Jesus,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Your friend, Barry.
Barry knew he could not send this letter to Jesus either. Barry was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.
Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Barry began to write his letter to Jesus.
LETTER 4:
JESUS,
I HAVE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE F***ING BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday
Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did. Barry's mother, being a good Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to Jesus, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Jesus a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Barry
Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up he letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear Jesus, this is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday
Thank you, Barry.
Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear Jesus,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Your friend, Barry.
Barry knew he could not send this letter to Jesus either. Barry was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.
Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Barry began to write his letter to Jesus.
LETTER 4:
JESUS,
I HAVE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE F***ING BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
Any shemale hosts ?
I am interested to hear if r there any shemale hosts in here and if there r i would appreciate to hear their host names.xox
nude or no
dear members !!
tell me please :someone interested here if girl don't strip. whant to know our opinions!
tell me please :someone interested here if girl don't strip. whant to know our opinions!
RE: nude or no
me if just get see on cam i am happy if she does not even show off her bra and panties its ok me as long as get to see a smiling face on cam makes me happy if she strips it is ok but not nessary for me to see her on cam
RE: nude or no
There is absolutely nobody here who is interested in you if you don't strip...at 1.49 per minute you better be showing up the promised land. Time to try and get your job back at the borscht factory.
RE: WTF?
Sorry, I said non inexpensive - I had a quick look at your profile before posting. I must say though you do look like one of the good apples :)
RE: nude or no
WTF... thats ur flaw man...u always generalise things. You always assume everybody has the same pattern of behavour as yours...and the ones who do different things then you, in ur eyes they are always losers. Even thou I personally find ur posts and replies very funny(coz i dont usually take things to heart) I must say...you are nothing but a close minded individual and a hypocrit. You are exactly the type of guy that attracts *ss kissers who want to be as "cool" as u are. And you so looove having ur ass kissed...admit it, you looove it!
BTW, what exactly makes u think that nowone would pay 1.40 to have a non nude videochat? Do u know all members from CC? I would say that about 20-25% of my members dont want me to strip and they specifically ask me not to, even thou i'm more then happy to do it ( now u're probably gonna say "slow down on those burgers and after u lose 100 pounds or so, they might ask u:D). They might have their heads screwed, they might be pathetic loosers...but not more then you are!
BTW, what exactly makes u think that nowone would pay 1.40 to have a non nude videochat? Do u know all members from CC? I would say that about 20-25% of my members dont want me to strip and they specifically ask me not to, even thou i'm more then happy to do it ( now u're probably gonna say "slow down on those burgers and after u lose 100 pounds or so, they might ask u:D). They might have their heads screwed, they might be pathetic loosers...but not more then you are!
RE: nude or no
I wouldn't unless its below .90 but there is this one guy who would, I believe is name is chuck112156
RE: nude or no
at the end of the chat-- we want to see u in your natural beauty--thats naked -thats why we call u- yes we like to chat when u have clothes on- but most of us canot afford to stay chatting all night and pay for it
Dogs
THINGS DOGS MUST TRY TO REMEMBER PART I
**The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't
gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it.
**I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under
the coffee table.
**I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
**I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
**I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
**I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet
in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident.
**I will not throw up in the car.
**I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
**I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung.
**"Kitty box crunchies" are not food!
**I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the
backyard or house depending on which end processes it first.
**The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
**I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.
**I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him.
**The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't
gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it.
**I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under
the coffee table.
**I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
**I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
**I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
**I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet
in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident.
**I will not throw up in the car.
**I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
**I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung.
**"Kitty box crunchies" are not food!
**I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the
backyard or house depending on which end processes it first.
**The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
**I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.
**I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him.
High Stress Days
Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days
1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
8. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
9. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
12. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
13. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
14. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
15. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
16. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
17. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
18. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.
19. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
20. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
21. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
22. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
23. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
24. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
25. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
26. Is it time for your medication or mine?
27. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
28. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
8. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
9. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
12. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
13. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
14. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
15. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
16. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
17. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
18. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.
19. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
20. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
21. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
22. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
23. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
24. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
25. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
26. Is it time for your medication or mine?
27. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
28. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
top 10 things
THE 10 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
drama and tnt
drama queen (plural drama queens)
noun
Definition:
melodramatic person: somebody who likes to make a drama out of a
situation by acting in an emotional way ( slang )
noun
Definition:
melodramatic person: somebody who likes to make a drama out of a
situation by acting in an emotional way ( slang )
RE: drama and tnt
yea and most of their "handles" start with a "D"
after all, chat handles are an anonymous name are they not? no one gives their real name in here, so whats the problem about? Answer: there aint none!
after all, chat handles are an anonymous name are they not? no one gives their real name in here, so whats the problem about? Answer: there aint none!
My Heart has been torn apart
Stop Pooping on my party, all the sorrow and angry have made me so sad. I feel scared and alone now, like a baby bird with a broken wing lost in dirty rain-soaked alley crying out to no one. I need food so badly, I am dizzy and fatigued....NOT!!!....Dammit, there is a Party BREWING in my Pants and it time we start focusing on it before it overflows onto the new carpet! Enough of the bullsh*t, this is an entertainment site and it is time to stop the madness and channel all your energy to pleasuring my modestly erect penis.
Thank You For Your Anticipated Cooperation
Thank You For Your Anticipated Cooperation
RE: My Heart has been torn apart
Gonna jump down turn around, pick a bale o' cotton. Gonna jump down turn around pick a bale o' hay.
being anonymous
lets review history: the founding fathers of the united states
are based upon fake names and being anonymous, hooded, shady
people. they know the value of keeping thier identity safe for the
simple reason of retribution.
we see how being anonymous is a valued commodity here.
we see how people go on thier rant complaining about
others being, oh, lets pick something out of the air, a killer,
an ira assassin, bla bla bla
so, we this in comchat, and this person is still with us.
nothing gets done to him.
but, call someone "stupid", and all hell breaks out.
someone care to tell me where the sanity is?
are based upon fake names and being anonymous, hooded, shady
people. they know the value of keeping thier identity safe for the
simple reason of retribution.
we see how being anonymous is a valued commodity here.
we see how people go on thier rant complaining about
others being, oh, lets pick something out of the air, a killer,
an ira assassin, bla bla bla
so, we this in comchat, and this person is still with us.
nothing gets done to him.
but, call someone "stupid", and all hell breaks out.
someone care to tell me where the sanity is?
RE: being anonymous
sure....sanity is that unrecognizable pile of muck left behind after being trampled to a pulp by pride and vanity and ego.
on being not anonymous
please explain to me how retribution can be enacted upon someone who posts with their "real" name here in the forums? I invite anyone who can figure out who I am and where I live based solely upon the name "A Banana" to visit me and insert something sharp up my rectal cavity ... I'd even bend over to make it easier. The member names we use are a form of anonymity so why not simply use your "real" CC name when posting here and in host forums? What's the worst that can happen ... a chathost refuses to take your money in a vid ... not likely!
RE: on being not anonymous
1. the very fact that it frustrates others is reason enough for others, i imagine.
2. sure, most here don't post with their real name, but some seem to devote at least a bit of energy to developing and rounding out a persona for the pseudonym they choose anyway....why?....as far as i as seems obvious, it's only to rant and rave with some kind of identity to provoke with and to defend, to glom together into cliques with, and to pretend like you're owed some kind of importance for being your own special, distinct little self here.
it's not about any sort of fear of retribution for me...it's more an interest in seeing how people react to things said for the words said alone...not for how they respond to someone they think they know and whose character they have pegged.
2. sure, most here don't post with their real name, but some seem to devote at least a bit of energy to developing and rounding out a persona for the pseudonym they choose anyway....why?....as far as i as seems obvious, it's only to rant and rave with some kind of identity to provoke with and to defend, to glom together into cliques with, and to pretend like you're owed some kind of importance for being your own special, distinct little self here.
it's not about any sort of fear of retribution for me...it's more an interest in seeing how people react to things said for the words said alone...not for how they respond to someone they think they know and whose character they have pegged.
RE: on being not anonymous
Being an anon gives one total flexibility in how we can approach a post.
The opposite is true when you have cultivated a persona on CC. It also allows one to answer yourself multiple ways thereby allowing even more creative license. That being said you can call me by my real nick................fullofshit
The opposite is true when you have cultivated a persona on CC. It also allows one to answer yourself multiple ways thereby allowing even more creative license. That being said you can call me by my real nick................fullofshit
RE: on being not anonymous
"THIS IS MY SIGNATURE AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE!" YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME USING AN ANONYMOUS................................ :I !
ROLMFAO!
ROLMFAO!
LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
I think its well known that I study and that I'm having my exams now. Sometimes I have to use internet so I visit ComChat and read some posts here.
I'm shocked how some people who cant even sign their real names judge or attack Anne. She is a mother.
It is a well known fact that most people love themselves more than they do anyone else. Most mothers would do without some things if their child had some necessities.
There are people who are not used to talking with hosts about their troubles. But this doesnt mean they dont have any troubles. I wont go on with this subject as i respect the host.
If she does something that you dont like it's because of necessity, not because she has nothing else to do.
As for me, mothers are saints.So I'm shocked why CC bans some harmless posts here but they dont ban the posts of the jerks.
I'm sure for my family I'd do my best if there is was a necessity. The worst thing is when you realize that you can't give a child what he needs and you know there is no one who can help him except you.
Some may consider this post to be the next drama but I'd spit on you from a high belfry.
To the people who laugh and attack the host: if you don't have your own child then how can you understand her situation? Saying what you said about this host only shows you are an immature jerk. And it seems you're not going to mature. If you have your own child then congratulations, you should know better. Finally, your diagnosis is clinical idiot.
I'm shocked how some people who cant even sign their real names judge or attack Anne. She is a mother.
It is a well known fact that most people love themselves more than they do anyone else. Most mothers would do without some things if their child had some necessities.
There are people who are not used to talking with hosts about their troubles. But this doesnt mean they dont have any troubles. I wont go on with this subject as i respect the host.
If she does something that you dont like it's because of necessity, not because she has nothing else to do.
As for me, mothers are saints.So I'm shocked why CC bans some harmless posts here but they dont ban the posts of the jerks.
I'm sure for my family I'd do my best if there is was a necessity. The worst thing is when you realize that you can't give a child what he needs and you know there is no one who can help him except you.
Some may consider this post to be the next drama but I'd spit on you from a high belfry.
To the people who laugh and attack the host: if you don't have your own child then how can you understand her situation? Saying what you said about this host only shows you are an immature jerk. And it seems you're not going to mature. If you have your own child then congratulations, you should know better. Finally, your diagnosis is clinical idiot.
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
brilliant.....thanks for fanning the flame.
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
A good post.
Its true, we often don't realize what things are like for other people.
Its true, we often don't realize what things are like for other people.
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
Hey stop calling Anna a mother.....
RE: WTF Is it bad or shameful to be called mother?
don't think that's what he meant ... I guess you need to be American to appreciate that piece of humor
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
more importantly, who cares?
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
Don't look at us, we didn't get her pregnant.
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
I love that Pythonesque* phrase Gorty.! Next time someone pisses me off, I'm gonna yell, "I spit on you from a high belfry!"
* Monty Python was a surreal British TV comedy prog. from the late 60s/early 70s. Well, maybe it's not know in deepest Siberia.
P.S. I know who you mean of course and she's one of my favourite ladies and a devoted mum.
* Monty Python was a surreal British TV comedy prog. from the late 60s/early 70s. Well, maybe it's not know in deepest Siberia.
P.S. I know who you mean of course and she's one of my favourite ladies and a devoted mum.
RE: LMAO.Im amazed how many idiots and immature jerks do abound CC
oh sure gort, as if you are truly qualified to make a diagnosis....LOL!! you and anne are "two peas in a pod." why don't you and anne do us all a favor=
<------------------JUST LEAVE!!!!!
<------------------JUST LEAVE!!!!!
Alien Invasion:-))
The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil."
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil."
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
i hear ya...but honestly, why do hosts care one way or the other what any of a bunch of tossers on a porn site have to say anyway?
just treat people in kind how they treat you....be courteous and respectful to those that show the same to you, and just tell the others to piss off:)
just treat people in kind how they treat you....be courteous and respectful to those that show the same to you, and just tell the others to piss off:)
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
This is an Adult site. Its too bad everyone that comes here
can't act like an adult.
Some that come here, obviously have some anger or emotional
issues. that they should deal with themselves or seek professional
help. Not take it out on the chathosts here.
I wish there was a quicker and easier way to ban these problem
people from CC.
can't act like an adult.
Some that come here, obviously have some anger or emotional
issues. that they should deal with themselves or seek professional
help. Not take it out on the chathosts here.
I wish there was a quicker and easier way to ban these problem
people from CC.
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
I'm an adult, and I don't have emotional or mental issues, I just enjoy being a wise ass sometimes. the only reason it works, is because it's so easy to push some folks buttons sometimes. It's fun to see the response from some folks. Take it easy folks, these are only crude responses, it's not real life. take it easy, you'll live longer.
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
i argee with me, but if you post something why don't you all(example :anonymous, me, host) sign your name???????
If you got something to say good, but if you can't sign your name to it it's not worth reading.
If you got something to say good, but if you can't sign your name to it it's not worth reading.
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
dont tell me that slutpuppy is an actual name for an actual human being?........oh right we're talking about chat names which are anonymous in their own right.....duh!
RE: SICK OF ANONYMOUS TOO
how does having my name attached to my post make it anymore or less worth reading? the names are not real anyways, some folks are getting too hung up on having a name attached to the post.
To BOB in vieweres forum about the reorganization!
What if i wouldn't strip for u at all but would use toys for some other guys. Which category???
RE: To BOB in vieweres forum about the reorganization!
What is the point in that? A Little Shy should be the category.
RE: To BOB in vieweres forum about the reorganization!
I think the rule that anything goes in one2one regardless of category would still apply.
A world without Romania
Don't care it's "just" a beer advertisment.. it's something beautiful :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ilfe9__u4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estari%2Ero%2F2006%2F05%2F21%2Fromania%2Dursus%2F
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ilfe9__u4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estari%2Ero%2F2006%2F05%2F21%2Fromania%2Dursus%2F
Enjoy!
RE: A world without Romania
Nope, I don't like beer. I just like what before they mention the beer, makes me proud :) Pity few know all that.
I'm glad, Imshy, Nice194 ( isn't it Nick194 ?) that you liked it :) It's a pleasure to share
I'm glad, Imshy, Nice194 ( isn't it Nick194 ?) that you liked it :) It's a pleasure to share
RE: A world without Romania
there soo much beautiful places in the world . we live in the most wonderful world in this life
RE: A world without Romania
LMAO Psy I was just about to post the same link...you are too fast for me:). I wonder if we both read the same romanian forum...
RE: A world without Romania
Could be.. if that thing made the day of some people ;) and the link was there since yesterday...
RE: A world without Romania
YouTube has pulled the link "at the request of the copyright owner".
RE: A world without Romania
Can have it here as well
http://www.stari.ro/2006/05/21/romania-ursus/
http://www.stari.ro/2006/05/21/romania-ursus/
My bad typing
I may not type very good im sorry if I offend peopel with that but put peopel don call them a drunk like i have been many times on here just makes the person say look v even worse then me I do know the perso or do i really care to im not to make friends of members I just meet the nice ladies on here and could care less about most of members on here siome i have goten to know from community caht room some are nice but it is not the members im here to meet f so if you do like the way I type you do not read my psot or even make comments about them OH i do not drink any kinda of alcohol od booze and i do not that any c kind of medication so I siad my piece
RE: My bad typing
No offence, but its clearly a literacy issue, not one of poor typing skills.
RE: My bad typing
then why you always trashing me on here did ever say or do anything to you no i did not i was hope you would reply to this post so i see if you are a good enough person to treat me and everyone else on here right and with respect i just do not type very good but it really seems to bother you to no end so you have to make me look bad so you can look good ok what ever better you trshing me then some young lady that works as a host on here and tring to make a living have you fun ok
RE: My bad typing
Mmmmm. I will teach you to read & write maybe If you show me your delicious body. Let me take you away from all of this my hot little pigman. Kissess.
RE: My bad typing
Typing skills are not the problem, it's the gross over the top description you give us. How many people have said "barffffffff" after reading your postings? The visual pictures you paint for us is the stuff I could do without. I know you will or could say to just ignore your/his postings, but you can do the same for mine/ours.
thanks
thanks