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snakexxgirl in free session

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please reply bb

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how r u honey?

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well, I'm o.k. my bunion surgery went well. Mother threatend to kick me out of the basement if I don't get a job soon. Someone stoled all my old Barry Manilow 8-track tapes, and I can only get an erection when I'm at the hardware store...but everything else is going pretty good, you know how it is...see ya later...Sanford and Son is on T.V.
Bye, Jeffery

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RE: snakexxgirl in free session

That is quite a tale to tell.

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Don't Disgrace your Family:-))

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
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RE: Don't Disgrace your Family:-))

Lol
Funny one :)

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RE: Don't Disgrace your Family:-))

Yes funny, but even I saw the answer coming. LOL ;p

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RE: Don't Disgrace your Family:-))

They always say turnabouts fair play.....Good one Alex ;-)

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

Ignore them or delete the fuckers AmazingAnne

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need some promotion .

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

if it's postings in your forum that trouble you, just delete 'em.....it's your forum afterall.
as a general rule, it's best not to even acknowledge shit postings in any forum....any reaction at all, and it's a victory for the troll who's trying to get a rise out of you.....you're not losing face by ignoring them, and anyone with an ounce of intelligence sees such postings for the petty, stupid, inflammatory, pointless shit they really are.
don't let the bastards get to you.....just don't bother yourself with them at all.

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

Hi Anne, i read your postings both here and on your forum and also looked at your photos, personally i think you look beautiful and very appealing and i agree that its wrong for some "git" to say things about you without posting their name, Your great to me and many others so just ignore that cowardly shit that sems to want to insult you..It might be a bit of jealousy coming into it,,, take care and lets see many more photos..xxxxxxx

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

well said anne."anonymous"is the cowards cloak!

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

LOL!!!!
cowards rule

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To dear "AmazingAnne"

Dear Anne.I do really think you're amazing.It's not an attempt to flatter you.I think it's well known that if I dont like someone or something I may be really harsh.Sorry,I dont know how to tell sweet words.
But whatever all this "anonymous" pile tell to you I consider them to be even worse.Hmm maybe they're nicer, may be they're younger than you or me but they dont have a face.
You have your own personality.And this is the thing I like the most about you.
Everyone has his friends and enemies.Its impossible to have friends and to have no enemies meanwhile.But I dont think "anonymouses" are worth to be called enemies, no face, no personality, nothing to be called at least enemy....:)

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RE: To dear "AmazingAnne"

well then gotensia whats a chat name if not just another anonymous name? no difference

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

I love you my ugly old stupid ANNE kissssssssssssss u alllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Let it go babe.
They are only jealous.

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

We have lives ... and friends. You jealous?

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

not jealous just telling it like it is. u got anne's next promotion lined up?

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whats the big deal here anne? more self promotion or just being ur usual drama queen? do what they told you, just delete what u dont like. is that so hard to understand?

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

Amazing who?

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

well it certainly is the amazing anoymous

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

well it certainly is the amazing good for nothing

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

Once again Anne you have shown just how much class you have.
You truly are amazing and i think you set a standard that few can reach.
You are simply Amazing.

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

class or desperate ?

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When will you all realise she is an attention seeker??....It is the same in com chat.....how can she be talking in pvt then all of a sudden "ooopppsssiiieeeee....did i just write that in public?.....how embaressing for me,ppl wll talk to me now".......It is total BS and all you fools lap it up.....time you got a grasp on what the "amaizinglyuglyanne" is really like

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

once again gortensia you fail to understand the whole point here, not the first time and wont be the last im sure.....pity!

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

From one anonymous to another: I wonder why you even care? It seems to me you are taking this thing way too seriously. Also. I would guess that you have been shunned by a host (this one or another) and you are just an upset little brat trying to "get back" at someone. Also, I am sure your being shunned by a host was caused by your own lack of maturity and politeness. And thank you in advance for your spiteful and, no doubt, venomous comebacks that all immature people feel obliged to resort to when faced with reality.

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

i dont care maybe your the one who has it backwards?

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i know we do not get long but the person doing that to has no class and you should ignore anne he trashs everyone on here so just do not let him get to you

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RE: My dear "Anonymous"

anne I Ment for you to ignore the the person that has been trashing you and do let him or her who it is get to you

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Anne

All of the "young beautiful" host can only pray that someday they will be as beautiful and sexxy as you are.

Inside and outside.

Love you as always!

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True4You(chathost)

why many members don't say "good bye" when leaving room. I can't understand...It is so difficult???
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its coz they are fumbling around looking for the tissues , they forget

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and is there a problem with that?

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RE: True4You(chathost)

Thats what men do lol coz we are like goldfish , have a 2 minute attention span .....

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RE: True4You(chathost)

you can always look for new work selling pasteries at church bake sales dear.

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RE: True4You(chathost)

it is down to basic manners, you should always be polite, say thank you and goodbye, they would gain so much more from the hosts.

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RE: True4You(chathost)

If the shoe fits wear it

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True4You(chathost)

yea i think so too .... it is not polite and 1 second for it not expensive i think

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RE: True4You(chathost)

thanks for the answers:)

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RE: True4You(chathost)

you are !!

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I try always to be polite with everyone. Not coz i think that everyone deserve it( some doesn't deserve at all) - but coz i respect myself. So what can i say - members who don't care to say simple "bye" - don't respect themselves. & - i don't care. No one member
able to piss me off till he pays....

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RE: True4You(chathost)

It is a business. They leave and that is that. A few host announce their retirement so regulars can say goodbye (in video) and others can get a chance to see a girl that will be gone forever (again in video). Some girls get pissed off at their bosses and quit...some quit because their husbands or bfs tell them to quit. But the bottom line is that to these girls working here is like standing on their heads in tub full of crap...they dont like it...they hate it and us....the sooner they can leave the better...they will not look back... As many have said..you are a paycheck....not a friend...a lover...a soulmate... deal with it.

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as always you are dead right WTF ... I had a g/f who was a chathost on this site and others for a while and she hated every second of her online time but was able to take the egde off the loathing she had for the job by laughing at each and every member who came into her video (without them knowing of course). I used to sit across the room and watch her sometimes and we would absolutely piss ourselves with laughter at what some members would say in chat ... it was a job for her, plain and simple and she didn't give a toss about the members irrespective of what she told them or what they told her. They were her paycheck and that was it. The sooner everyone realizes that this is a porn site where people come to pay to see naked chicks so that they can choke the bishop and not a site where you will meet the love of your life and live happily ever after, the better our lives will be (meaning we members who have to endure drivel like these posts ... including this utter shite that I just posted).

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Yes I am strange because I will always take time to say goodbye at the end of a show, sometimes several minutes. You are right in many cases A Banana as to how the host are, but also wrong about some of them. I know one I met over seven years ago who really enjoyed the work, except maybe when she got the total a$$hole for a viewer. I have not gotten a show from her in over four years but we still chat and email all the time. We console each other when we are down and cheer for each other when good thing happen. She married someone she met at a site and they have a great family now. Honestly one of the best friends I have, even though we never met face to face. Maybe she is the rare one, but there may be other hosts out there who are here for more than just money.

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I alwys say good-bye after jacking off to my girls and she happily collects the money. Don't be take it so personal if someone dosen't say good-bye, do you realy feel depressed if a member dosen't say good-bye? Jeezzz, get over it drama queens.

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i think that real feels can be here and one man very like me
it is not only work for me...

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RE: Some News

Think you should change pictures or category; the pictures aren't that non adult..

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RE: Some News

Saw nowt wrong them pics

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It's not like CC is keeping an eye on all the hosts.. If I were a real member I would ask you if you strip, honestly.

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Btw
Is it as non adult as 19 victoria? Lol !

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I disagree with you Psy. I don't see anything wrong about pic or category. Just some cute photo's of a happy girl. Nothing adult about it.

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Wb WoH.Oops Wild one

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RE: Wb WoH.Oops Wild one

Drop the strawberry....cut back on the sweets....hit the treadmill...do some crunches...then call me. If you lived next door I would bang that baby fat off of you.

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RE: Wb WoH.Oops Wild one

So could have the girls in Non-Adult. Would you prefer they dressed and a fucking nun?

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Eurovision was cheating!

It was the Russians who won really!
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I hope you're only mocking the bad losers around here.
If not, I pity you.

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Serious how can people dressed like monsters win a talent contest like that?

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It wasn't their clothes that were judged, but how they sang.
It's their style, and I couldn't find a single picture where they don't have the monster look. They have an image, they kept it 'till the end

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You must be gay.

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No way you're the gay one you gay whore bastard.

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RE: Eurovision was cheating!

no, the russians only think they won

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RE: Eurovision was cheating!

you mean someone actually watched it?

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RE: Eurovision was cheating!

You'll be saying you won the space race next!!!!

Those crazy Russians!

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Sputnik, Laika, and Gargarin!

Read 'em and weep buddy!

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My favorite was Godzilla Vs Gargarin. LOL.

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RE: Eurovision was cheating!

How the f*** do you know finland was cheating?
Romania should have won because .. remind, why?
I heard the Russian song, I think it's lame. I didn't hear the romanian one and I don't care, I'm sure it sucks.
I heard Moldavia, it was sort of.. I'm not an Ozone fan.
Spain was ok.. they have better songs than that.
Croatia was really cool.
Kate Ryan, from Belgium, was awfull.

I don't rememner what else I listened.. I didn't listen to all of them, but the majority decided, when will you get over it? Shit ! you make such a big fuss over nothing!

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Never said I'm not romanian sugar. I am 100% and even have moldavian blood running through my veins. So in your opinion I should LOVE all the shity songs some romanians sing? Like manele for example?

I listened to Tornero and it's crappy. Mihai Traistaru has a nice voice and he should have rather sing something that would show how good his voice is ( ie: Banii si fetele =)) ) not some english-italian song.
I listened to what I could find, and except 2 or so, there's nothing good.

A country can't be represented by one person. No matter who it is.
Look at the link I posted on the thread "a world without Romania" That's what I'm proud of.

So think again.

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Nope, my mind is naturally disturbed. Don't blame the rock for it..

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TO PSY

i forgot to mention that i have always appreciated u thinking u r wise person by the good remarks u use to have BUT not anymore...and i am one who wrote in the first day that i found finland good and i didnt comment their win cause i thought they was right to win since i thought their song was the best. I only wondered about the other places if it was alright BUT i never blubbered that ugly about our song and if i wouldnt have liked it be sure u wouldnt have hear me make a statement full of ignorance towards my own country.BTW " banii si fetele" is manea style so makes me wonder how do u like it and i also wonder if u r that kind of racist who hates gypsies and manele cause u sound so to me and if so this shows u r totaly brainless "human being" Good luck in yr ignorante future " SUGGAR"

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to psy

"I heard the Russian song, I think it's lame. I didn't hear the romanian one and I don't care, I'm sure it sucks."
U surely made me change my opinion about u which was cool untill now.How can u make such a statement and still call yrself being a romanian in the same time u declare that u didnt hear romanian song and u dont care cause it sucks anyway WOW and russian song was lame??? Come on girl i think the other anon is right saying that probably u got yr mind disturbed by the hard rock u listen at :D Dont mean to insulte u cause then i would do same thing u did by stating yr remark about romanian song, u just insulted yr romanian brothers by saying u dont care and u didnt bother to listen but u know it sucks anyway...Thank u for loving so much yr nation and have such a good thoughts about it.If u was a truly romanian u could have said, well our song it was not on my test and we have better then this, but not talking like an ignorante ...CONCLUSION: this one remark of yrs and the other ones in the last days where for ex and english guy says romanian and russian song was good and his uk song was ok but he didnt think fin was good enough to win and u spoke to him with yr arrogance which i didnt met till now....u told him bad loosers and so on while the guy wasnt "oaning" at all for his country to not have won but he had the right to say what he liked and what he thought was ok BUT well, one cant exprime his feelings while u can offend yr own country WOW SHAME !

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RE: to psy

You're far from the truth.. I won't waste my time pointing how wrong you are. I don't care what you think of me. I love my country and I'm absolutely proud to be romanian.

Never judge a book by its cover.

( Disturbed you say? Let me mention I really love the band called Disturbed, but that doesn't mean it shows what kind of person I am)

End of story, you're not able to have a normal discussion.

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TO PSY

Are u ? Makes me wonder if u r able to have a normal discussion or u just like to pretend how wise u r with giving this kind of insulting remarks . Shame on u again and maybe is need u grow up and start to really appreciate yr nation the way u pretend to ...from now on nothing or any of yr fake posts can make me believe u really love or care about yr nation..as u just said " i didnt care to listen " thats not just books cover sweety , thats a statement who comes from yr heart and when u r able to confess that u didnt care to listen but u know it sucks it shows that u judge a book by its covers and only because u think romania can only produce manele u dont bother or care to listen cause u have made up yr nice opinion which is so much insulting to a romanian who is supposed to be yr blood brother. U r nothing but a two faced person who contradict herself by the statements u give. and i am sorry to say so cause i never got to know yr face till now and i really wonder who u r ...r u andreea by any chance?

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TO PSY

And saying that russian song was lame it proves that u have no clue about good music but rock which is ok, u r free to like whatever, even the frogs on the lake could be the best in yr opinion and i wont contradict it but then PLEASE cut yrself the crap and stop saying " why cant we have more rock lovers then haters" Why would u expect anyone to love rock while u hate manele and u find lame some good pop music? "Why cant we have more manele lovers and less haters? Why cant we have pop lovers ?" Cause some of us starts to act way out of the line and start offend the others which is not nice. U want to pretend that u got some high standards from as i got to know u during the time but this days u just proved the oposite .
If u check the tests which been made all the week before the contest there was some favourites for the winning and they were voted by the jury and the population from europe and in that pre top it figured as favourites of the show: romanian,russian,sweeden,greek and few others but come on, if the critics said that all this songs could be a possible winner and u come here call them crap then u got nothing to do with music and u better keep yr comments for yr rock music only.One who doesnt know what music means cant just add some lame comment and insult others.Good music can be various,each style of music has its own good parts no matter u like it or no and i wont be like u r and i gonna say the true: rock has some good songs like the one in eurovision, manele can happen to be good too, bosnian music it always have shown what music means, pop can be very good as well and same with any other music...u can hear one person who like Madalin Voicu who makes part from the real singers class( filarmonics and conservator) and he will appreciate a good gypsy song cause he recognise the chords or the voice and he wont have fixation on the style and he will only like his filarmonics cause so that he thinks is music only, dear music is all and all can have good music not just rock.

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Mh,so just coz she didn`t listen to that fucking song means she doesn`t love her country,eh ? Jeez,you`re a smartass,seriously. Well,check this out..I didn`t watch the show and I`m sure it all sucked,are you gonna punish me ? Seriously,give us a break,you`re making a big deal for nothing.

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no, you're wrong, not loving the kitschy crap pop songs your county produces really is treasonous........romanians unite!....get your pitch forks and torches, you have a psy to hunt down and string up:P

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no, you're wrong, not loving the kitschy crap pop songs your county produces really is treasonous....lol that kitchy style has qualified on the fourth place so u be the judge on what kitchy means :D

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i'm sorry, but you're not going to get any sympathy from me.....i detest pop music out of hand for the very reason that it is "pop", ergo "kitsch": crap produced to get droves of 16 year old girls in a tizzy about some dreamy crooner to facilitate the selling of oodles and oodles of cds....i'm a hipster, if anyone else has even heard of the music i listen to, it immediately gets junked from my listening collection...i can't have philistines groovin' to the same tunes i do, i'm too cool for that:P

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to this amussing ppl who knows nothing :)

U might wanna check this out ;)

http://www.doteurovision.com/poll/closed2.php?action=view_pred

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RE: Eurovision was cheating!

well, i still wonder, that no one gave more attention to the song "never ever" from texas lightning. the more i listen to it, the more it is an ear worm, that will not get out. grrrr.

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RE: comm chat...must read

lol, whew, thanks for not mentioning me :)

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RE: comm chat...must read

so?

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RE: comm chat...must read

Haha, of course we cheated... especially ME :P but I must admit I did had a lot of fun, plus I met an old friend too, which really was great :D

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Who Cheated ?? heheh

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RE: comm chat...must read

so i cheated,so what? and you just had to throw my name in there didn't you.damn you shy! but i still love ya my little whore.

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RE: comm chat...must read

he's nothing but another drama queen paco and he has plenty of company.

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RE: comm chat...must read

Sounds like fun...between the dozens of Phillipino hosts Instant messaging me....I am and wet and horny...come to my video....and the emoticon light show ....I am surprised you had time to do anything other than click the ignore button.

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RE: comm chat...must read

Well stated WTF. Very well stated. Funny but true.

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im a damn good drama queen too...got ur attention didnt i?

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RE: comm chat...must read

maybe as a 10 minute want to be?

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RE: comm chat...must read

ur point is?i dont give a shit what anyone here thinks about me.....what u see is what u get..u like me or u dont.....simple

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RE: comm chat...must read

hey i do what i do best and i am soooooooooo good at it.

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just an idea

i am wondering if it would be an idea if we could see whear host ,s are from as in a city for instance rather that what country eg moscow rostov on donne etc rather than russia
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RE: just an idea

The vast majorty of hosts prefer to not divulge even their country on their profile, so adding the city would be superfluous. Those hosts who do list their country, you could easliy ask them what city they are in in text chat.

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RE: just an idea

They usually lie about their country, city, and town... so who cares!

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RE: just an idea

I think that would be a little too creepy. The last thing they need to hear is some stranger say: "hey, nice bumping into you at the market today aren't you so and so?"

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RE: just an idea

yeah, don't u want the street address :PP

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RE: just an idea

why not just get them to give u a live personal performance???jeeezzz...some ppl have the stupidest ideas

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RE: just an idea

I second u on that imshy, though I do understand his request. Unfortunately "me" no one agrees with your idea, so u will have to learn how to make girls tell u all that without making it public ;)

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RE: just an idea

here's an idea "me" ... ask them! Most hosts here don't mind giving out a little info about themselves. In actual fact, since most of them ask us (members) the questions about where we live etc, then I feel it is quite ok to ask them back.

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RE: just an idea

are you the same "me" as the one in the technical forum who wanted the website address where videos have been copied?

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RE: just an idea

I like the idea...maybe we could include phone number, street address and what nights of the week they are home alone....

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underwater advice needed

My gf and I are going to Carib soon and we scuba and have underwater cams too.

We like to record our love making session on land and were thinking of doing the same underwater.

We have done it in a hot tub and it was not bad but salt water seems another matter due to the interaction of the salt water and her inner mucous membranes..

Have any of you done it in salt water and what was your experience??
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RE: underwater advice needed

On the whole it was exceedingly wet.

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RE: underwater advice needed

let me know the dates so i can make sure to be far away from there

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RE: underwater advice needed

Doing it underwater washes away some of the natural lubrication, so the skin of your private parts sticks together more. It doesn't work so well, imo.

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RE: underwater advice needed

Tried it, and it was ok, so, go on :)
Just stay away from the sharks :D

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RE: underwater advice needed

Yes, I agree with anon that the water washes out the pu$$y juices. I definitely prefer it on the beach, on a towel or a sheet as the sand goes everywhere :)

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RE: underwater advice needed

Well your best bet is be like English Channel swimmers and load up the old love stick with lots of waterproof vasoline. The temp of the water has an effect on the vasoline too so go for warm water...................

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RE: underwater advice needed

can u put vasoline in there? isn't it for 'external use only' ?

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RE: underwater advice needed

heh if you can put latex in there a little vasoline will not hurt either.............

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RE: underwater advice needed

Yeah had one chick that tore off a part of her slip to block my sperm.........need is the mother of invention :)

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RE: underwater advice needed

you should know better ;)

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RE: underwater advice needed

salt water will have no adverse effect on her inner mucous membranes, so don't worry about that. The "drying" of the pussy juices will be an issue though but one I am sure you will overcome.

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RE: underwater advice needed

Holy Mackeral! Shouldn't having sex in salt water be second nature for a Seal? LOL

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RE: underwater advice needed

Use KY jelly or similar lubricant. Sand is the big culprit in beach action. There are tons of small lagoons in the islands. Making love underwater is tough. No fulcrum. Best if you both stand on the sand and bend her over and give her what for. If you want to try it in deeper water use a snorkel dive vest. You can rent them anywhere. I assume you are using a video camera in a waterproof housing. If you are taking stills it will be tough. Better to take pic of your sweetie underwater naked..the hair floats...with the right lighting and a few fish it can be hot. Good luck.

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Reptile ( lyrics )

I love Inkubus Sukkubus, they have some great songs, but this one made my morning brighter :)
( Check out Nymphomania as well )

Hold my heart in your cold clenched fist and squeeze until you bleed me dry
Take what you will of my life force and leave the pain behind
You would take it all from me and only leave my suffering
What not take my hope, you demon, you are welcome to that now
You my idol
You my teacher
You my laughter
You my crying
You my daybreak
You my sunset
You my living
You my dying
Twist the threads much tighter and to you my last breath will belong
You will know my broken form will honour you forevermore
I would give my life to you, my dreams, my talents are forgotten
What a trophy to inscribe beside the ones who've gone before

You my idol
You my teacher
You my laughter
You my crying
You my daybreak
You my sunset
You my living
You my dying

Lace your kiss with cyanide and plant it when I contradict you
Razor-sharp are fingernails that trace a line to yielding pulse
Shower me with useless gifts, I'll drown in insincerity
Lover, take your love away and use it on yourself
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RE: Reptile ( lyrics )

umm...brighter, you say?

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RE: Reptile ( lyrics )

Yes, brighter, better. It's a love song :P

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RE: Reptile ( lyrics )

yeah, well....your cheery little song gave me the creeps.......thanks for sharing the love:P

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no one!

Hello Forum! I regeistered yesterday here and spent 5 hours in chat. But nobody came to see me. I really need advice..is something wrong with my profile may be?
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RE: no one!

You just came yesterday, miracles are rare, you know? There are plenty of girls here and mondays are not always good days :)

Be patient, even veteran hosts have empty days.

You're cute, members will come, at least to talk :)

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RE: no one!

it worked, u have video...hehe

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RE: no one!

in video again now - soon you will be complaining you are too busy :)
your profile is ok and you are very pretty so i think you will be ok - good luck

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RE: no one!

thanks for warm words!

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RE: no one!

go to adult

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RE: no one!

Agree...if you are truyl non-adult it will take time for you to lure in a group of fools who are willing to pay to see you smile. Regardless of what the studio boss told you ..members pay to see you naked....in the absence of that be preared for long lonely days.

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gold toilet

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-Indulging!
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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RE: gold toilet

that's an old one

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RE: gold toilet

is quite good though :). And as someone english I had never heard it before

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RE: gold toilet

That's pretty funny. GWB is really dumb.

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RE: gold toilet

oh he's more that just that!

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RE: gold toilet

Hahahah, brilliant!

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RE: sexymlstress

is she a mistress from ur dreams? ;)

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RE: sexymlstress

sure! not you Tiger ! u look like M manson..scary!

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she isnt nice!

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RE: sexymlstress

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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RE: sexymlstress

She is mean and a scam, so take care or we will see you post in here soon how she scammed and took ur money and invited you to visit her and then just made fun of you. She did it few times already with ass kissers like you

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RE: sexymlstress

u know,i liked that stuff ya told,..about MANSON :).....ha...u know,its a kinda compliment for a gothic girl,like me.....so ...thanx for PR ....see ya !

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to sexymlstress

DEAR...have no idea how u dare to post here after u know what u do :) But lets take it yr way...if its not an escort site maybe u would like stop asking money from viewers and once u got the money u remind them is not an escort site...why taking the afvantages of being an escort while u cant offer this.Wouldnt it be more fair to stop asking money from yr loyal ones promising them that u going to meet them and once u got the check from them u show them yr real face? Would be more smart of u to stay away of publicity in this forum and keep yr business secret my dear...and if u keep saying this is a host who post, could u pls remember who was the last one u took money from and promising love instead ? Do u ever tell them about yr bf , the one from real life :))

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I like 001TGERLILY more than sexy...(hmmm Im not going to break my tongue).

LOL.Tastes are different.

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WOW.I read all posts here.I like M.Manson and M.Monro.Who look like them?

Really nice songs he has:"SweetDreams","The nobodies","Coma White",etc....And clips are even better.
Have you ever heard them?Classics :)

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The Engineer And The Bike:-))

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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lol that was funny. Of course the clothes would have fitted him. Silly Engineers they know nothing.

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RE: The Engineer And The Bike:-))

umm, no, that's not what she meant ... don't worry Alex, I get it ... it's a good one ... you could make the same joke about scientists or computer geeks :)

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RE: The Engineer And The Bike:-))

banana you are getting to be like rancid horse shit on cc...............all over

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RE: The Engineer And The Bike:-))

kind of you to notice ... my ultimate goal in life is to contribute to every thread ...

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RE: The Engineer And The Bike:-))

an enginieer with a gf ? - now you are just being silly nadeen :)

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RE: looking for

and very expensive :P

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RE: looking for

try yourlady ... superb host

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RE: looking for

I second that emotion concerning yourlady.She's the HOTTEST of hotties! :0)

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RE: looking for

You will soon learn that one is not enough. So may I suggest SpecialModel as well. Instant Action, so not inexpensive, but worth it.

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RE: looking for

yes freeda you are absolutely stunning!! :))

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RE: looking for

But you are a scammer 19Freeda...talk about the originator of the one to one scam.....you promise the world in open video and show nothing unless the member goes to one to one....waste of time.

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RE: looking for

freeda a scam artist, say it isn't so, please say it isn't so?

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RE: looking for

try 19Freeda, she's the best!

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eurovision

Eurovision is a farce. Countries sticking to there own kind. so boring and predictable. the whole contest need to be sorted out to stop all this crappy protest voting and to vote on the song and NOT the country it happens to come from. the voting structure needs to be changed. im from the UK & our song was ok, there were alot better than it and alot worst. personally i dont like hard rock music & thought Finland didnt deserve to win, other countries like Russia & Romania songs were far better.
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RE: eurovision

I'm from UK too. Totally agree with you! Nobody I know bothers to watch it anymore cos of too much political voting.

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RE: eurovision

terry wogan sussed it out a long time ago u can sit at home and know who will vote for who basically it is a load of rubbish

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RE: eurovision

Will you get over it? geez people! such bad losers!

Why wouldn't it be possible to have more rock lovers than haters?

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RE: eurovision

I only watch this program because Terry Wogan makes this program!!

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RE: eurovision

i'd watch if somebody pulled his syrup off, other than that he's just a boring pikey

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RE: eurovision

You are a fool my friend. If you listen to some of his classic lines, he has me in stitches.

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RE: eurovision

good call Psy ... it's just a competition and its obviously over and done with and I have a feeling that anything posted here in a porn site forum will not have a significant effect on the results ... I may be wrong on that but its just a feeling I have ...

y'all are as sad as the losers who take American Idol seriously ... get yourself back to a semblance of reality and instead of wasting those precious hours watching TV and moaning about things you have no control over, start spending your time paying some anonymous online hottie to show you her rack and twat for your wanking pleasure ...

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RE: eurovision

You're the man my curved and luscious banana man...........................

If only I could get you to peel that skin and slam dunk it into my love hole on Eurovision for all to see I'm sure you would win......................

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RE: eurovision

well, it's worked in the past so I am sure it would work again :)

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hey, i didnt moan about losing, they were alot better songs than the one the UK had. To be honest i didnt give a stuff who won, just think that there is to much politcs involved in a competion. they didnt vote on the best song, they just wanted to make sure that the countries that did have good songs did not win.

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/21/russia.eurovision.ap/index.html

Discord over 'protest' Eurovision vote

Sunday, May 21, 2006; Posted: 9:19 a.m. EDT (13:19 GMT)

ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- "Hard Rock Hallelujah" may have triumphed over "Never Let You Go" but, for some Russians, Eurovision was a scandal.

One day after five Finns in monster masks edged out a Russian heartthrob at Europe's largest and most-watched pop music contest, some Russians complained Sunday that the vote was skewed against their country.

Some callers to the Ekho Moskvy radio station proclaimed Dima Bilan's superiority to the Finnish group Lordi; one aggrieved woman said the result was the latest in a series of anti-Russian moves by Europeans.

"'We are First!' That's exactly how many Russians are reacting to the results to the international contest, Eurovision Song Contest 2006," the anchorwoman for state-run Channel One -- which broadcast the contest live -- said as the channel led its noontime newscast.

"Many specialists considered the vote for the victor to be a protest vote," she asserted.

"The sense is that the contest was more about circus performers, clowns and pyrotechnic effects, and not a song contest," Yuri Aktsyuta, a top music producer at Channel One, said in televised comments.

"I will never believe that the song by the Finnish group Lordi was better and stronger as a song than ours," he said. "I think that Russia was the winner and the voting was a protest vote, to some extent, but it was unclear what the protest was for."

Not all Russians were critical of the results, however; 80 percent of people responding to an unscientific poll by Ekho Moskvyi said Bilan's second-place finish was a success.

The Finnish cartoon metalheads, who sport latex monster masks and spark-spewing instruments and sing about "the Arockalypse," scandalized some compatriots when their song "Hard Rock Hallelujah" was chosen to represent the Nordic nation.

Meanwhile, Bilan -- whose performance of "Never Let You Go" featured an white-clad actor climbing out of a white piano -- had a more diplomatic response to the results, which was one of the highest finishes for a Russian performer in the history of 51-year-old contest.

"I'm so proud for my country. I'm unbelievable happy and there were so many interesting performers," Bilan said. "To be recognized in practically all over Europe is very pleasing."

The three-hour contest was broadcast live Saturday evening from Athens' Olympic arena in 38 countries to an audience estimated at 100 million.

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oh, the travesty of it all.

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RE: Hot Or Not

i would post my pic but we all now im hot....Im also a dreamer :p

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

at last i got it thx Dee....HIAS...wonderful pic
check me...all insults will b greatly appreciated http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/imshy1/new_Picture030.jpg

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

Hot :D

What's the tatoo on your arm?

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

Glad u liked...that tattoo is a panther...one of many that i got
Where is ur pic?
Bananananana man....dang u r so hot i could eat u :p

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

I broke all cams that tried to take my picture.. so, no picture available :D

I hope it's a good panther :P

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

imshy, be careful ... you will get me all excited again!

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

slap head no matter how much gel u use

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

slap head

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

wow, those teeth! Remind me never to let you bite ... here's my pic, see what y'all think.

http://www.picdiary.com/degrade.php?file=/misc/banana.jpg

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

turn your head by approximately 90 degrees and take another look ...

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holy crap, if I wore pants, I think I would have just come a little in them ...

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

Hey that's a cat.

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RE: Here is How to post Your Photo Link!

I think you meant to say 'hey thats a pussy'

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RE: Hot Or Not

very hot and sexy diane

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RE: Hot Or Not

Me:-))
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i251/AlexanderTheGreat77/AlexTheGreat.jpg

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RE: Hot Or Not

dude, I'm so sorry about your disabilities ... which of course raises the questions ... how do you see all the hot chicks on CC with weird eyes like that and, more importantly, how the hell do you wank with no arms??

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Your questions are very interesting Banana, but i cant imagine what can you do here without eyes, arms, body and so on...at least i have some weird eyes:PP
I think we should establish the PWSD (People With Some Disadvantages) Club on CC and ask girls give us some vantage during videosessions:PP

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RE: Hot Or Not

Alex, u r just Great!... Now i know how do u look like..:D (no great shakes as Banana thouth...he is hottest i think :p)

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Hehee kisses "one" :*

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Hot...damn how time kills beauty...what went wrong :p

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I will definitely take some of that but only if it is you ... :)

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your heads outgrowing your hair mate

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he invented gayness didnt he?

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no, that was all wilford brimley's doing.

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RE: I'm back.. Had the flu :(

Welcome back!

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RE: I'm back.. Had the flu :(

Welcome home dear

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RE: To strip or not to strip.That is a question

Cool!!! A semi-naked chat host cat fight? I'll provide the supplies for the oil wrestling, including popcorn and beer. Mmm, we could call it shirts vs skins.

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To start a real debate on rates scale

hi there,
I think it's more than necessary than we, customers, and chathosts, start a real debate on rates scale, because there are things that happen here which are totally absurd : some "girl-girl" at $0.99 per min while some "non adult" are at > $1.20 ; some eastern european chathosts at $0.75 while other display prices as high as $1.69 and don't do much more than the previous ones... Really, we are in the same boat, we have common interests, and for the benefits of all parts, we need to start a real dabate.
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RE: To start a real debate on rates scale

so you say that each girl is the same as long as she shows you tits, ass and pussy?

Some are beautiful and some are damned ugly. is where they are from germaine? I don't think so. Pay if you want and don't if you don't want. let teh market decide not CC.

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RE: To start a real debate on rates scale

There is no need for a debate in a free market economy. Like any product or service offered anywhere, it is either worth the money to a prospective buyer or it is not.

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RE: To start a real debate on rates scale

agreed....blah blah blah

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Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

I agree when you are talking about the law of the market, the prices should normally find a balance between supply and demand. But in what this guy is right, it's that many chathosts don't make a good evaluation of what they are really worth, most often over estimate themselves, most rarely under estimate themselves. But it's our job, as customers, to put enough pressure to make them correct that. I think that some really need a come back down on earth...

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

yes i agree with that i have found one girl who charges $1-50 and $3-00 1-2-1 in chat only when there r some great girls at .50 in not so shy how these prices work out is beyond me

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

Those that charge more than the market will bear find the true meaning of price elasticity. Also, the elastic in their thongs will snap back and bite them too. LOL

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

lol i can imagine how this "pressure" will work... Thinking man will go go to text chat with a words "make your price 0.50 a min & i promiss i will go to video for 10! mins... U don't want? huh! think again - u're losing big money!" loooool

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

I assume thinking man just means that no-one should visit hosts that they think are overpriced, not that we should go to your rooms and tell you all what price we will pay

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"many chathosts don't make a good evaluation of what they are really worth, most often over estimate themselves, most rarely under estimate themselves."

So you want a cheap whore instead of a confident cortisan.

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

" If a girl charges 0.50 maybe she wants to be busy while she stays online, while the other girl with 2.50 wants to be free to do other things while she is online and with no customers. And this doesn't labels them in any way."

I absolutely agree with you, host. But Thinking man wants to "put pressure" on the hosts he thinks are too high priced, meaning he doesn't care what the host's intention is, he only wants a cheap price.

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

if you are busy with high rates then there is no reason for you to reduce your prices. It is good that things are good for you - I think the point is there seem to be some girls who are not at all busy but still keep very high prices even though no-one visits them at those prices - whether because of studio rules or whatever. There are some prices on this site that are very surprising and high when compared to other girls who seem sexier, friendlier and who also speak better english but who are much less expensive

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Don't worry I was not complaining about high prices - have paid much higher prices on other sites (and was a very big shock to see girl I had paid 3.99 per minute for elsewhere here for only 0.80!). I was just agreeing that it is fine for everyone to choose their own price but sometimes you get very expensive (for this site) hosts moaning that no-one has come to see them and they are bored. I am not trying to get any hosts to reduce their prices and was just making an observation

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

complitely agree. & as for me - if even no one will come to price i charge now - i will not low my price, i will just move to other site, where members r not so spoilt with low prices or just change job in general. But thanks to CC i have enough viwers now & don't care ab opinion of several guys, who just don't appreciate what they have now - best video quality & lowest price all over the net.

But there is a point i agree with topicstarter. 0.99 for couple of girl while nonudult - 1.20 its absurd. If non-adult charge 1.20 any one from adult should charge much more...
So i can advise to some guys to return down to earth & realise, that always will be some host online, whos video u won't afford. :p

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RE: Some chathosts don't make a good evaluation of themselves

not sure that the video quality really is the best around - but the prices certainly are. But the whole feel of the site is good - the photo archives, community chat, the forums and the fact that you cannot see in free chat is generally good for me because you don't get the same number of agressive rude beggars interrupting as you do on other sites

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Some members don't make a good evaluation of themselves

Hmm.Usually I dont like to talk about prices and money but I'd like to ask a "Thinking man" whats his price.Also I'd like to ask anon where he or she found not so shy girl for 0.50:O.As I know they have a minimum limit 0.75$.I tried myself.

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RE: Some members don't make a good evaluation of themselves

there are lots of them and plenty around the .60-.69 some r very very good

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RE: Some members don't make a good evaluation of themselves

sorry sorry i meant in little shy my mistake

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RE: To start a real debate on rates scale

A host from say UK or USA will almost inevitably charge a higher rate than hosts from countries where the $ has a higher purchasing power. Also, from a member's point of view, I would hope most of us can chat to women for free in our own backyards but getting a woman to show her delights for nothing can be little trickier - you have to use the 'love' word a lot and imply some kind of committment.

Having said that, I sometimes pay for chat only just cos the lady really appeals to me and I get invites to visit.

A good site in the main; you get to choose what what you want from a variety of services.

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Hi,
I guess it's to have her full attention only for you, especially when your chathost is very popular. Otherwise, even in adult categories, it's not necessary to pay 1-to-1 rates if you aren't bothered in normal videochat by other viewers.
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Explain to me

Other than for a video that included some level of nudity or sexual activity why would a member pay for a One to One video for a non-adult host?
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RE: Explain to me

to buy her love.

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RE: Explain to me

Damn this place full of stupid people. When he discovers the answer give him a fricken bone or two.

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RE: Explain to me

Why does anyone need an explanation as to why or how someone else spends their own money? Worry about how you spend your money and let everyone else worry about how they spend theirs.

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RE: Explain to me

To have an uninterupted conversation

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RE: Explain to me

Use 1-2-1 in non-adult to prove your stupidity to her, her friends, studio boss and her boyfriend.

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RE: Explain to me

keep in mind, it's the chathost job to make u feel she's in love, it's her job also to encourage u to stay and love to stay there, so 121 in non-adult could be for many reasons, the CLEAN one is u wanna spend time without interuptions, the "OTHER" one is she decided to show u something extra "SHE'S VERY SHY U KNOW!!",,

well, i can say there's very rare rate in here who deserves respect for her opinions, and intellegence, FAKING NEVER LASTS

i'm not judging, but sometimes Truth Hurts

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widkedbaby free session now

Hurry guys :)
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RE: widkedbaby free session now

duh

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

Not free anymore. At $2.87 per min, you are a bit overpriced, I think I'll pass baby

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

What could I get for 2.87? (prices approximate). A cup of coffee at Starbucks. A sandwich at Dunkin Donuts. A Sunday paper. A gallon of gas. A video rental. A hot dog and soda. A 40oz beer. A bag of chips. So for the cost of 8 minutes with her...I just had a pretty good day....ate...got a video...I can sit back and watch Teenage Motorcycle Sluts on DVD, do the nasty and still be in the same place I would be if I went to video....

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

Could have sworn the price went up alot from yesterday, when I looked at the profile. Sure I know every host can charge what they want to.
I want to give appreciation and kisses to those chathosts. That
set what they charge, so the majority of us viewers, can afford to
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RE: widkedbaby free session now

A gallon of gas for only $2.87! Holy fuck, you clearly don't live in Cali!! And what are you doing buyin' a hoity-toity coffee from Starbucks when a grande regular is just as good and will leave you an extra buck for a couple of minutes vid with some east european cutie who knows not the value of her hot bod ...

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Try paying $1.40 A LITRE!!!!
sheeesh .. where's my old pushbike...

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

but in uk it is 1 per litre - which is more than your $1.40 per litre.

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

yea 2 bucks per litre exactly... god almost typed per min hahaha

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RE: It would be great...

Nonono please don't

it's ok, as it is, if there are some that don't understand, their problem. really, it's so much better.

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RE: It would be great...

Are you sure about that?

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RE: It would be great...

Absolutely positively definately hell yeah !
Want it in french and romanian too?

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RE: It would be great...

definitely*

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RE: It would be great...

Psy I sooooo wanted to send you a painted :) instead of just a :) But as you don't want it I'll just have to :( instead

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RE: It would be great...

't's ok, I think ":*" is better than a coloured one.. :P

(^_^)

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RE: It would be great...

My thought are...boobies....legs...round butts...nice looking puss...mmmmmmmm boobies :P

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RE: It would be great...

Since you invoked my name...rubbed my tummy so to speak...you get the genie. Sorry. Emoticons are probably the stupidiest idea mankind every came up with for human communication. I think the developers should be hunted down like dogs and forced to chat with each other using nothing but those stupid ass things.

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RE: It would be great...

then would people flood the forums with nothin gbut emoticons like some do in community chat?

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RE: It would be great...

Exactly. I remember with horror about the days when I was going in com chat and I was seeing lines of (uzi) or other stupid emoticons. It's terrifying.

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Worms and Whiskey:-))

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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RE: Worms and Whiskey:-))

Seems like a logical deduction! :-D

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