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Buy red nose and look even more silly than you do now..
It's for the kids..

guys...never complain about ur size again...jeeezz...even im like a hung like a horse compared to these guys... http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1128016334

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This one for tomorrow:-))


In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison: You get three meals a day.
At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison: You get your own toilet.
At work: You have to share.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work: They are called supervisors.

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At work: You get fired if you get caught.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

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This is more a recommendation to CC -

The forums are ok for messaging... But they lack in a big way too..

How about a database where guys can leave reports about individual Chathosts - Describing whether they reccomend the host etc.. what she does in video.. personality and hornyness score.

We can then search for certain keywords (like dildo, ass, anal, pussy, tits, couples, lesbian) and all the reviews about chathosts associated with those words become accessible.

I think something like that on CC would be fantastic for everyone.

It's the time when the Russian studios raid the graduating highschoolers and find that fresh crop of innocent-looking cuites. And it's up to us to see how quickly most of them disappear or turn into mercenary hags.

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Sex Test



Get out a piece of paper to keep score. Answer each question with a number between 1 and 10. 10 being that the urge strongly exists, 1 being that the urge doesn't exist at all, and 5 being that it is so-so. After answering the questions, total up all the points. The scoring key is at the bottom.


How strong do you feel about being sexually attractive to potential mates? How good does it make you feel?

How willing might you be to have sex with an attractive partner even though a love relationship doesn't exist?

How driven are you to find ways to have sex with someone you find very appealing?

How strong is your inner desire to vacation at a resort whose advertising implies a potential sexual adventure?

How strong is your urge to have sex in general?

How jealous would you feel (or have actually felt) if you suspected your spouse (significant other) was secretly having sex with someone else?

If you could get away with it, would you forcibly have sex (doing something coercive) with someone you found appealing?

How strong is the sexual orientation of your dress?

If you could do it secretly or not, how strong is the appeal of becoming a member of a sex club?

How willing would you be to hurt a friend by having an affair with that friend's spouse?

If it was legal, how strong would your urge be to avoid current or imagined monogamy?

How willing are you to drug or get your partner drunk to have sex ?

How strong is your desire to enhance sex with sexually appealing undergarments and/or sex videos?

If you could do it secretly or not, how strong would be your urge to have sex with more than one partner simultaneously? Scoring:

0 -14 You are somewhere near totally asexual. You might never have had sex and don't care if you do. You might even be repelled by the thought of having sex. But this doesnt really matter. There are billions of other people having sex, so the earth will be well populated, anyway

15 - 28 You do have a sex drive, but it doesn't take any priority at all in your life. You may even dress yourself to be sexually unappealing so that you don't have to contend with sex or any of its aspects. If you have a primary sex partner and you discover he or she is having an affair, you might feel more relieved than jealous.

29 - 42 You have a sex drive and you might enjoy sex when you have it, but you are not going to do very much to attract it. If you're married or in a relationship, you would probably never think of cheating.

43 - 56 You may have an active sex life, but sex is not frequently on your mind. If you need to go without it for a relatively long period of time, it probably won't be depressive. You may dress fashionably, but not intentionally to appear sensual. You are probably not a candidate for an affair, but will feel jealousy if you have a significant partner and he or she wanders.

57 - 70 You're where most of us are at, according to the monitoring software.. You have an active sex life, or wish you did. You dress to be attractive to the opposite sex, but you don't overdo it. Sex is just a normal part of your life and you're happy with where you stand with it.

71 - 84 Sex is an important part of your life. You'll dress so that you perceive yourself as being attractive to members of the opposite sex or potential sexual partners. You like the idea of sex, but the urge is not strong enough for you to have an affair (if you are attached), unless the attraction of the potential partner was overpowering. If you have a significant partner and he or she wanders, you will feel jealousy.


85 - 98 Sex is on your mind a good part of your waking hours. If you are married or into a serious relationship, you are ripe for an affair, if a discreet opportunity presents itself. On occasion, you will find yourself openly flirting with a member of the opposite sex or potential sexual partner, who is very attractive to you. You like the whole idea of the mating dance. If you have a significant partner and he or she wanders, however, you will feel very depressed and jealous

99 - 112 Sex is uppermost in your mind. If you are female, you might be into such things as short skirts, tight clothing, extra bright makeup, spiked heels. If you are male, you might be into such things as tight pants, gold jewelry, open shirts or even power suits, intended to attract women. You love the whole idea of the mating dance. With both sexes, however, your clothing may also reflect your power program. Whether single or married, you are looking for sexually-oriented affairs. You are out for it, one way or another. But if you have a significant partner and he or she wanders, you will feel intense jealousy.

113 - 126 You may be among the nymphomaniacs of the world, whether female or male. You may sacrifice family or friends, if you find this necessary, to live in a world of sex. You will join sex clubs if they exist where you live. You will spend vacations at resorts that imply sexual adventures. You may put your life and your well-being at risk for sex, if you find this necessary. If you have a significant partner who wanders, you are capable of becoming furious with jealousy and taking revenge without qualms

127 - 140 Time to check in somewhere.. You may murder for sex. You may try rape, particularly if you also have an intense power program and cant meet your expectations any other way. You may do whatever it takes to fulfill your sexual urges and fantasies. You are dangerous. You are also capable of killing if you catch your significant partner, who you think you own, having sex with someone else

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I really connected with this rus host and now she wants me to fly to yaro to see her. But this is the scary part "she wants to pay for it". I read these forums and have never heard anything like this especially from a rus host since we know their standard of living is so much lower than in the west. I'm afraid this is a rus mafia setup to be honest. Any help from you yaro hosts? I'd really appreciate it.

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A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while walking in the jungle, "Are we safe here? Aren't there cannibals around here?"

And the tourist guide says, "Yes. You can be sure there are no cannibals in Africa."

And the tourist says, "But there may be still some cannibals."

And the tourist guide says, "No, rest assured. We ate the last one last Monday."

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Thank god the World cup starts soon i can get away from all this for a while maybe it will wean me off of here for good

Is it just me or are other members getting spam cc mail? I've gotten a couple of cc-mails in the past few days from girls I've never even chatted with (I think).

hi gyes!!!:)
do you like to see girl who has just got up after sleep??? lol

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, "
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same, " says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please, " and the man reaches
into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for
payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato, and salad, " says the man. "Same, " says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That
will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact tchange out of your pocket every time?"
"Well, " says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there, " says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.

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