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Happy Birthday

Who is Max and who is Cory! I think I want to be Cory's friend too. Happy Birthday to you Max! Lets all get together and have a party. Where is it going to be?
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RE: Happy Birthday

it's going to be at Cory's videochat room :D lol ...u r welcome :-)))

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RE: Happy Birthday

Hey you'll see me around. Cory and Nadeen know where i'm at. Its great to have friends like these..Trust me they are both diamonds amongst the pebbles. Love you both !!

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RE: Happy Birthday

thank u Maxy :-) u r great friend for me too, happy birthday to you again ;)
kisssssssssssssssss
Nadeen

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RE: Happy Birthday

heh how about us pebbles??????????????

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RE: Happy Birthday

even a pebble can be polished to look great. still never going to be a diamond though

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DangerGirl18

anyone know anything about this girl.
did she get tired of us pervs trying to get her naked or did she change nick and is naked :D
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A classic one:-))

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
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RE: THE TEST

I knew it with watermellons :D

Good one anyway

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RE: THE TEST

LOL:-))

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RE: THE TEST

a variation on the League of Gentlemans 'mao mao' joke

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Saving Me

"Savin' Me"

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Hurry I'm fallin'

All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh, I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Hurry I'm fallin'

Nickelback
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RE: Saving Me

hurry up cuming to save me :-/

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RE: Saving Me

GR8 song dave.. Gr8 band too.. But i like their other song tiiled "Far Away".. :) Gr8 lyrics to that one also..

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RE: the science

That cannot be true. Certainly some had a sense of humor..some good dancers..others quite astute with mathematical calculations!

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RE: the science

since when do archaeologists collect dinosaurs?

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where am i?

where am i?has anyone seen me?
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RE: where am i?

na havent seen paco in ages ........must be gone :(

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RE: where am i?

last i saw, you and my ass were having
a fun old time in vegas.

a station wagon full of beer cans
reports of police stopping them, and
being told that the car runs on alcohol.

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RE: where am i?

Did you break another mirror when you looked in it Paco? You are never gonna know where you are that way.

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RE: where am i?

Reports suggest you will be back soon. The local authorities have already been alerted. You were last spotted working in a chip shop with Elvis so speculation is running wild as to whether you will be making another comeback this year.

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RE: where am i?

i think ur at ur computer paco

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RE: where am i?

no,i looked there and i'm not there.maybe i'm still in the pool with nadeen.i'll go look there and let you know if i'm there.if you see me in the meantime,tell me that i'm looking for me.

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RE: dilemma

i don't think all hosts lie. i think it is a human trait that some posess and others don't. Not all members are out for a cheap thrill and not all hosts are out to rip people off. I would consider some of the hosts here to honest and great people

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RE: dilemma

Nobody here is looking for a "cheap" thrill. Cheap thrills can be found on any of 1000 free video sites available online. This is an expensive thrill and the host who convinces a guy she is in love is so much more expensive.

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RE: dilemma

<<not all hosts are the same and there are genuine ones too...maybe not many, but they exists>>

They are all genuine people. But in the context of this job, most members are here just for a show, and most hosts are here just to make money. Not that there is anything wrong with either one of those things, but there are little lies, and lies used to defraud... it's those lies that raise flags.

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RE: dilemma

host are here to make money, if they wanted to find a husband they would be on another web site, yes? Now when they are making money, they might find a nice sucker...opss, I mean nice member and start a relationship built on a foundation of "you pay to chat with me". How can you trust a girl like this?

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RE: dilemma

its impossible to trust or beleive any host here, al they here 4 is de money, will do , say anything including conn and cheat just to get the $$$, How could anyone ever marry a chathost??/ get real,,,,imagine teling ur future children u met your partner on a porn site,,, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, happy Christmas to all,

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RE: dilemma

<<How could anyone ever marry a chathost?>>

Talk about calling the pot kettle black. Why should any woman marry some wanker-loser who spends his free time jacking-off to naked women on a porn site?

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RE: dilemma

I still say Happy Christmas to all,,

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dear "Don"

I would be most happy to say I met their mom online. It's the 21st century.

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RE: dear "Don"

Dude, I loved you in Gone Fishin'.

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RE: dear "Don"

hell this is where I found my run away mom .....................

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RE: dilemma

" How could anyone ever marry a chathost?? "
By simply saying " Yes, I do"

Familly doesn't have to know everything :P

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RE: dilemma

LMAO!you members who think all hosts are here only to make money use that poor human trait of judging people by your standards which apparently are very low.i actually have the opposite problem in that i have a great blossoming friendship with a host here.we chat in text & yahoo but she will not have video with me,not for any reason.she said she does not want my money.before you start babbling with reasons its not like she hides anything from me,as far as i can tell.

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RE: dilemma

Well you will learn,,,,, safer to stick to Sanat Claus......have a nice day you all.............wow, marry a chathost !!!!!!! roll on the 22 century........

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RE: dilemma

who mentioned about marriage here? i was talking about believing a host or not....i dont believe that u never had a discussion with a host or u didnt want to know her better...and if yes....what was that made u believe that she was lying?

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RE: dilemma

Wierd ideas some guys still have about marriage. So, only wed her if she is chaste, always had enough money to be ultra-respectable but, for him only, she is an alley-cat in the bedroom!

No wonder that most marriages don't work cos ppl have such unrealistic expectations, especially some foolish men here.

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RE: dilemma

that's right, marriage is for fools and suckers.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

U have 90 days from the time she gets in the US with a Fiance Visa to get married.That should give u more than enough time to figure out if its love or her just using you.Good luck.

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Not sure I would agree 90 days is really long enough to get a great idea whether the whole thing would work to be honest. In any relationship everyone makes more effort at the beginning. This is not saying she is trying to con you, just that people can change/ grow apart after the initial excitement of a relationship

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RE: Re--visa stuff

you would get better advice from the US Immigration web site not some porn site. The short answer is yes, you will have to return to your home country. Getting married and then a quick divorce does not mean you get to stay in the US. If you seperate for him, he is responsible for all you do (legal & ilegal) and would face fines or jail time for fraud.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

The Fiancee Visa is not easy to get. You have to file a lot of paper work, pay a lot of fees, background check, physical exam, she has to be interviewed by a US consular official and wait..sometimes a long time. Then she comes to the US...you get married. You have to then file for her to get a green card based on marriage. More forms, fingerprints, more fees...and finally she gets a provisional green card. Good for 2 years.....at the end of the two years you have to reprove you are still married...joint accounts, tax returns, etc. At any point in this process if she skips on you ....you can inform the INS in your opinion she married you soled for the purpose of obtaining legal residence and her sweet little ass will be back on the Volga before you can say...Da.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

Adding to whay WTF said. I believe in a 5 year period, after she gets papers, the guy can go and try to convince INS that the marriage was papers only. If successful, her papers are pulled and she is booted out, and I believe banned from ever obtaining another visa to the US. Don't know for sure, these are all things I've heard from others.

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Making pronouncements based on what you "heard from others" is not smart. The American can't arbitrarily get her papers yanked. He must PROVE fraud and even them it's not certain. His best protection is to have all investments and real property put into an Irrevokable Trust asap - well before any visa applications.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

< the guy can go and try to convince INS that the marriage was for papers only. If successful, her papers are pulled and she is booted out >

I do believe that's what I said. Maybe not in the same way as you, but with the same meaning.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

you make it sound easy to make that claim successfully

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dear WTF

The Fiancee Visa is very easy to get as long as you fill out the forms properly, pay the fees and are patient.

The applicant must also visit her and it is advisable to take lots of photos. save all IM chats and letters and receipts from the trips. If he truly has doubts about her he should pass.

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RE: Re--visa stuff

a face to face meeting is a prerequisite to apply for a fiance visa.

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actually getting the fiance visa is not that difficult and it takes about 9 months and maybe $3,000.oo ti the right lawyers.......there are no fees to embassies or anyone else

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are you really from the US dude? ... if so damn, you're another one who slipped through the "no child left behind" net ...

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RE: Re--visa stuff

Read the orginal post....the English structure shows that the question is being ask by a Host...pretending to be a member

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RE: Re--visa stuff

oh my, what a heinous, despicable act! How could anyone be so deceitful! My faith in humanity has been sorely tested!

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there is probably an american reading this who is thinking of getting married to a russian girl (with poor english) - and i hope alarm bells are ringing very very loud for him if she is only planning on staying with him for a couple of months

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RE: Re--visa stuff

I wouldn't honour the divorce, or I would take your ass to court and ensure you get sent back.

To are one very low person.

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ImNotYourFriend

are you now known as ATotalDickhead?

You appear to have disappeared... :(((((
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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

MAAAX!!! 8-))))
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, sweet!
kisses and hugs to u :-*:-*:-*:-*


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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

wow what a shock and nice surprise. thank you so much i am almost lost for words
max
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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

Max is my friend, a sweet and reliable person and he deserve to be celebrated in big style.

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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

i am proud to be considered your friend and thank you for the lovely things you have done
Max
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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

Who is Cory - screen name? Nadeen?

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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

Cory is *MistressCory* , Nadeen is me :p....and who r u? :-))

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RE: Happy Birthday Max!

tnx Nadeen for clearing that up lol
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take care honey

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

awwwwwww my sweetheart...
(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)
miss you too :P
my love (K)

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

I miss your hot sexy shows too triksy.....

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

Trinsky? Trixsy? Trisky? Trinksie?

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

Yeah, itsy, bitsy, missy, pissy, kissy, pleasy, peepsy, LOL!

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

WTF...I thought I was you love..my love?

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

I just glad i still have your panties for sniffy sniffy...kissess booboo...
charles

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

oh tipsy, would luv to lick those wet fingers of urs. cant wait 4 our next wet vid, no need to wear anything... its just u i need, just like last time babe, hehehe

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RE: to WTF...

awww Billy, sweetie, have to tell you a secret: NG is a girl, but shhhhh.... :P
hope ur doing ok
miss you
kisses

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WTF has a real name??

Did not have him figured for a billy

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RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!

He also says the same to me. they talk about hosts and members are worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: to john and whoever else

Yes, baby, c'mon in my vid, we'll go wild together.

loool jeez, what a crap

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RE: OMG

Ya, especially every time when triksy loses that lovely wet black thong, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Protohumour

Protohumor
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before.
2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
3. Can you hear me NOW?
4. Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!
5. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
6. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
7. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
8. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You
do the Hokey Pokey...
9. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
10. If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!
11. Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
12. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
13. Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?
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RE: Protohumour

I liked no. 13

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joke

Havent posted a joke for a while...this is probably why..its crap..but here goes...
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know you're upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin' down my back!"
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RE: joke

lol :)) thx shy
and that's also the way how u can check up where is the exit from avalanche in case if u r covered with it up to here..:D

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Blowjob:-))

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
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RE: Blowjob:-))

very very old one...

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RE: Blowjob:-))

that is a good one

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RE: GUESS WHAT ?

guys best strat is to ignore the idiot....................:)

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RE: GUESS WHAT ?

Yes...my comment is...why are you offline?:-))

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RE: GUESS WHAT ?

Little shy or Instant Action you still have one of the cutest butts on cc.

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Treat someone like you would want to be treated

i been having a look at these posts, and sometimes i read what people say, some people are nice to others, some people are not and want to just ruin someones life, but one thing is weather your a host or a member we are all like each other after all we are human beings flesh andf blood so why not try and respect people, weather it be a host or a member , yeah host are here but do not blame people we all try to make a living through life, some off us find happiness in special ways weather it be on this site or in any other manner we all want to be happy
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RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated

Yes Anon the golden rule of life has to be constantly renewed.

And why? Because the devil is in the details of life and CC is no exception. This is a role playing site as well as a porn site. Take role playing and add a dash of sex and money and you have all the ingrediants for mischief and bad behavior.

Given that I think its impossible to not be disappointed at times here; however there are those few min. of redemption too.......so don't dispare and focus more on the "real world" :)

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RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated

Hosts and members are alike ????????

Members tell the truth Hosts lie
Members are charming Hosts are rude
Members are good looking Hosts are ugly
Members just think about others Hosts just think about themselves
Members wnat to be friends Hosts just want money

So I say treat people as bad as you can before they do it to you.

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RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated

I'm not confused with your post.....just dont know with which of two cakes punch to your face :-))))....do u like creams? or chocolate? :-//

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RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated

Does that mean our friendship is over already?

Cream or chocolate either is good for me.

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RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated

NO! it's not over!...just begining :D....that's why i've asked: wanted to do u a favour :-)))
ok, i thik it will be a chocolate cake (will look nicier on your face)......ready?

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How come?

Why is there so much anger and hostility and suffering and sadness in the world?

I don't think it's right, how 'bout you?
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RE: How come?

There must be darkness for there to be light. If none of those things existed, neither would happiness.

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dunno, but time's tickin'

"Tick Tock"
as performed by Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughan
by Jimmie Vaughan, Nile Rodgers, Lynn Williams

One night while sleeping in my bed
I had a beautiful dream
That all the people of the world got together
On the same wavelength
And began helping one another
Now in this dream universal love was the theme of the day
Peace and understanding and it happened this way

The sick, the hungry, had smiles on their faces
The tired and the homeless had family all around
The streets and the cities were all beautiful places
And the walls came tumblin' down

People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future

Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away

I had a vision of blue skies from sea to shining sea
All the trees in the forest stood strong and tall again
Everything was clean and pretty and safe for you and me
The worst of enemies became the best of friends

People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future

Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
(time keeps on keeping on)
Remember that,
(time's tickin' away)
Remember that

People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future

Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Remeber that
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away

from the Epic/Associated cd Family Style by the Vaughan Brothers

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RE: dunno, but time's tickin'

That's a beautiful song.

RIP SRV

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It's a funny world

(What's So Funny 'Bout)Peace, Love And Understanding
as performed by Elvis Costello


written by Nick Lowe

As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity.

I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?

And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?

And as I walked on
Through troubled times
My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes
So where are the strong
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.

'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?


So where are the strong?
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.

'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?

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RE: How come?

Never seat down to cry over the tragedy and help the ones that needs it. Humanity is helping others in need and neccessity, merely watching it makes you a sadistic spectator.

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RE: How come?

<< Why is there so much anger and hostility and suffering and sadness in the world? >>
What kind of silly assed, moronic question is that? I'll check back after I get back from picking up my anti-depressant meds.

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escort

Who knows which cc girl does escort too?
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RE: escort

do the search by catagory, i think there is such a cat here
or are you asking for real contact?
in which case state you location and your desire and im thinking you may better reply

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RE: escort

casmirlive maybe

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RE: escort

escort to where? the bedroom?

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RE: escort

Triksy

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RE: escort

yes, there are some, but mostly the girls go to that category because it is less populated

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RE: escort

May i ask silly question? Escort means that girl just meet in real, entertain, talk, make a company to some trips? Or sexual part is automaticly included too?

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RE: escort

Yes sex is the deal

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RE: escort

you mean hookers and prostitutes? Can't you find that type of thing locally?

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RE: escort

In my humble opinion this category it's illegal and it's better if will be closed It sound like an invitation to prostitution!

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RE: escort

Prostitution is legal in some countries (mostly Europe). Plus escort doesnt neccesarelly imply sex (teoretically).

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RE: escort

sounds like you're an expert :)

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RE: escort

it's not necessary be an expert to understand what does mean this category... and may be prostituion it's legal in some country but the abetment of prostitution it's always illegal or i'm wrong?

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RE: escort

Yeah I am an expert alright...I havent had sex in 3 years or so. Do u think I qualify?:)

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RE: escort

Do you qualify? For what... an escort or a nun? Which one are you trying for?

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RE: escort

Nunescort?:) Damn, now im horny-------------->goes to watch some nun porn!

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lol.... you're alright Joy. ;) i like a woman with a sense of humor. As a nunscort... is it your job to slip into a sexy dress and seduce men... into going to church? Or do you provide some other service? Anyway nunscorts would certainly make Sunday Mass a lot more interesting. lol

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RE: escort

from my understanding an escort is just as it is implied, she will be your escort for the evening, however a ''happyending'' can be requested, althou it she be stated before hand , that way he doesnt assume sex will be involved.
umm umm
so ive ahh heard , from someone.
p.s.
in massachusetts prices start at $200 per hour or $2,500 the whole night.
not including the nightcap

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RE: ...and what about u?

I'm laughing, and I'm not sure why. :D

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RE: ...and what about u?

never figured out why my daughter look like the milkman?
lol

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RE: ...and what about u?

Max Max Max how many times do I have to explain it to you.

Its because you are the milkman.

Nadeen I liked your joke I didnt understand it but I liked it

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RE: ...and what about u?

Aha with this reply I now understand the joke. I get there in the end.

Thank you Nadeen. Your cute anyway so it doesn't matter if your jokes arent funny.

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RE: ...and what about u?

AWW! thx :-)...your so nice...and not an idiot at all as i've thought before :D

only kidding ;)
kisssss

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RE: ...and what about u?

maybe it is not a joke!

maybe she just wants to know, if we want, that our children should look like their fathers.

maybe!

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RE: ...and what about u?

I dont get it either...

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RE: ...and what about u?

i have enough of my own problems now without a paternity suite being filed...they ain't my kids ok...lol

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RE: ...and what about u?

Saw the light at the end of the tunnel once...then found out it was a train heading straight towards me

:-)) missed me though lol

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RE: ALEX!!! HELP!

is this a joke? cuz if it is, I'm not laughing...lol
good try nadeen, I'm sure I couldn't tell a joke in your native tongue, but I would like to try your tongue oneday, just let me know when :)

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RE: ALEX!!! HELP!

no need, already funny, thx Nadeen :-))

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Look In The Mirror:-))

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can't go to school looking like this!)

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she goes anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
Open thread

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RE: Look In The Mirror:-))

Whenever I look in the morror I see a good looking virile strong handsome man.

I really must change the angle of it so it shows my reflection rather than that poster on the bedroom wall.

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RE: Look In The Mirror:-))

age 90: forgets the purple hat, and wears a smile and her birthday suit instead.

age 100+: enjoys her cake, throws it around.
at that age, what are they going to do?
ground her?

at age 110: you mean im still here? WOW!

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RE: Look In The Mirror:-))

on burial, laying in coffin:
"Do i look like Sleeping Beauty?...hope so" :D

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