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Love In A Trashcan

If you touch that girl
You know it's okay
People say she's a whore anyway
I think she looks like a nice vamp
Looking for love in a trashcan

If you kiss that girl you won't be caught dead
She's the coolest girl you think you ever met
I think she fits right into my life
On the road till the end of time

Now the time is right and you feel the need
To go down low and receive a treat
The jukebox churns out songs about sex
Come on baby you're my best fix
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RE: Love In A Trashcan

I love Aerosmith...wait...that was an elevator.

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Happy Birthday

A big happy birthday to Luciene. A very sweet and beautiful girl, I wish you all the luck and happiness in life.
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RE: Happy Birthday

ya nice tits on her ;)

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RE: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, Best wishes to you!!!

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RE: Happy Birthday

Happy birthday Mila...i wish u lots of happiness and hope u recieve all u want in life..obnimite menia...pocelujte menya

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Where can we stick the birthday candles?

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RE: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Sweet Mila..
Hope u have a wnoderful day and lots of gifts from all that know you and a gr8 big party to celebrate.. And you never know a giant sized cake with me in it to jump out off for u..... ;-)

Have a wonderful day Mila.
Hugs and kisses

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RE: Happy Birthday

Happy tits & fuck!

:-D

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RE: Happy Birthday Luciene

pisechka! Happy Birthday :) wish you only the best! Presents,love, kiss and hugs many times a day lots of luck, lots of presents;) and a nice holiday :)). WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THE BEST GIRL ON CC! :P


o! and to those who said nice tits! (haha something u'll never have) rude asses :)

Kiss Luciene all the best!

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samyrra

hi any one had a good time with here, super boobs etc
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RE: samyrra

Please stop calling me super boobs...
Thanks

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RE: samyrra - for big honkers

I looked at Samyrra's profile and she is nice, but her boobs aren't that big?? Who is what? I am confused!!!

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RE: samyrra - for big honkers

May i join to the chat about your breasts?:PP

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omg

'' Oh My God , he's left a floater ''
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RE: omg

lol:)

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RE: omg Was it a pie floater?

Was it a pie floater?Was it a pie floaterhttp://www.lard.net/piefloat.html

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RE: omg Was it a pie floater?

http://www.lard.net/piefloat.html

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Taste like poop:-))

One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.

The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''

''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''
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RE: Taste like poop:-))

Yuck!

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Ahhhhh

Beavers, Beavers, there are Beavers everywhere on this website!!!...there is no place to hide, I must be strong, I can't surrender to the furry varmints. Back to the woods you naughty beavers!!
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Fav pornstars?

Whos your favorite porn stars?

Mines are Lanny Barby , Belladonna, Jenna Jameson and Peter North
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RE: Fav pornstars?

charmane star , lucy thai.... :-)

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RE: Fav pornstars?

All of them :D

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RE: Fav pornstars?

Myself in a mirror...

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RE: Fav pornstars?

mine is felecia because i saw my ex wife (a stripper) and her have sex....no joking...amazing

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RE: Fav pornstars?

Traci Lords and Shauna Grant are my favorite girls. Peter North and Ron Jeremy for their cum shots. Ilona Staller (Cicciolina) for her looks and all round dirtiness.

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RE: Fav pornstars?

Give me a couple of hours, a can of Crisco, a plastic shower curtain and some Pearl Jam on the radio and you answer that question again Nadeen.....

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RE: Fav pornstars? - news article

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060703/od_afp/usreligionsexoffbeat_060703165605

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RE: bye bye friends:)

Do I know you? Bye Bye Schnapps.....watch out for those freak waves, tho ur pillows will hold you in good stead.

Take care, muah

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RE: bye bye friends:)

have fun ginger and hurry back lol....i will miss u ...take care my friend kisses muahhhhhhhhhhhhh....and btw dont forget to do some pics with a wet t-shirt for dave :))))))

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Have a great holiday Maria!
Kisses from me:P

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fat go to sea?

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Have a great time Gingerbaby and remember tp bring back the bikini pics.

One less host for me to annoy in comm chat :(

Don't worry I won't ask if the bitch has left yet :P

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RE: bye bye friends:)

Have a gr8 time Ginger Ale.... B4 you go can i have my clothes back :P
All of them this time.. ;)

Have a gr8 time at sea Ginger Ale, take plenty of bikini pics and get a lovely tan with no tan lines... I`ll be checking when u get back btw.. hehe
Have the best fun ever Ginger. Cya when u get back...
Hugs and kisses

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RE: bye bye friends:)

There goes all the fish....

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RE: bye bye friends:)

Have a great time and come back safe!!!!!
Kisses

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c ya schnapps...have fun and dont forget to take some pics for me dave and dm with the wet t-shirl ;)

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Gender Benders - a joke or what?

Take a look at "SexyestDodo" and other girls from that studio.

They have taken naked pics of the girls there and then manipulated a big cock onto them using Photoshop. Others use dildos in their panties or other tricks.

Who falls for that stuff? Do any of you guys/girls actually go there? Just curious. :-D
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RE: Gender Benders - a joke or what?

maybe only you do

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RE: Gender Benders - a joke or what?

I did take a look at sexydodo or whatever his/her name is and its a joke.

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XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

XGALAXXY used her superior intelligence and beauty to conquor me. She is the best mistress in the universe. She made me submit unconditionally. I am Her worker and will do anything to please Her. Her beauty is second to none. I long to be with Her and think about Her constantly. I look forward to my future under Her total control.
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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

It is not possible, she goes with me to Turkye.

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

Interesting comment...of lesser interest is your need to remain anonymous when posting malicious replies. Has life been so cruel that your self-esteem failed to develop beyond that of a young child? Did mommy not breast feed you? Was the silicon nipple on your bottle too cold and hard? Poor baby. Does your need for oral supplication drive you to this inane behavior? Yes i enjoy pushing the envelope for fun to the maximum. Meanwhile you wallow in self-pity, launching insignificant snipes from the security of anonymiity. Poor baby.

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

i don't think it really speaks well of a person's mental health that he chooses to post something meant malicious. anonymous or not.
we're on a forum on a pornsite afterall. none of us should be taking ourselves or anyone else here too seriously.

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

Well said William and right on point. Thanks for sharing.

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

She shall not go alone. I'll follow Her there. :-)

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

Aha now I know why she's always trying to boss me around :P

Unfortunately I am a slave for no woman :)

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

You should try being a slave to a woman. Life offers no finer pleasure.

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RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u

Nah I'll leave that to you lookn.

I can't see the point myself and probably never will. But hey it would be a boring world if we were all the same and liked the same things.

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pffffffff

im curious........ very curious........
why girls who works as chathost here if you enter their room says they are looking for love, friends, husband and etc here?
if you came here for money?
why you cant say just "at 1st this is my job and of course i would like meet here ffriends and etc"?
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RE: pffffffff

Cos the truth don't make those guys feel special and get them coming back again and again.

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RE: pffffffff

some guys prefer the truth....some guys NEED to hear the truth

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RE: pffffffff

i would think it would be well understood that chathosts are here to make money first. not sure why it would be necessary to explain that.

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WC Final

My bet is on Germany-Portugal and Germany wins althou I wish Portugal would. France had a great play last night but I dont know if they can keep up and play the same in the semifinals. Brazil sucked big time.
Who do u think is going to be in the final and who is going to win?
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Germany - France final with ze Germanz prevailing.

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France v. Germany.... With Zinedine Zidane prevailing. :)

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My bet is on France,though I`d like Portugal to win the cup. We`ll see :)

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RE: WC Final

What about Italia-Portugal? ;-)

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RE: WC Final

what about Italia Vs Portugal the best teams in in this WC edition...
Italian do it better!

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Why not Italia Vs Portugal? The best teams of this WC edition. Italiani do it better...

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RE: WC Final

Yes, a final between the two teams who most flop, fake injury, and whine when a foul isn't called.... That would be the perfect topper to this year's World Cup. :P

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Germany-Portugal was my thought also, but hoping Portugal to win :)
and hope Ronaldo will play, i think i'm in love... :P

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RE: WC Final

But what would u talk about after all that hot sweaty sex????

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lol Monika u are supposed to be in love with me

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RE: WC Final

Don't care who will win, but not France, please !

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RE: WC Final

France-Italy and France will win of course:PP

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Alex, do you care for your life? Seriously.
I would even pray so they won't win..

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Telling the truth..., never liked France, but after i have seen their match against Spain&Brazil...

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Portugal coz ive got 60 notes riding on them ... :-)

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RE: WC Final

H O L L A N D loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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RE: WC Final

Maybe next time:PP

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I have got to go with Italy. Screw the Germans for general reasons. Everyone hates the french. I have nothing against portugal but I like Italian food so....Go Italia....

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Need Advice

I meet a host from here two years ago and have meet her several times since in Yaro. I really like this girl but I just found out she is pregnant. The timing of my last visit could make me the father and she swears its mine but I take precautions and have never had this problem before. To prove its mine I would have to have several tests done and she refuses to do this claiming I'm being too suspicious of her.

I'm not going to marry her soon in any case however if its mine I feel a duty to provide some kind of support to her and her child.

Should I just dump her now and forget the whole thing or should I continue to pressure her for the testing that will provide the answer I need?
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RE: Need Advice

wait till the baby is born,
get a paternity test.
they are cheap and accurate.

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RE: Need Advice

Good question. I'd be sad to find out that you invented the story to give the forum something to chat about.

Well, returning to the topic at hand, dump her right here and right now. That'll show her. Or, more precisely, if you're taken for a ride, you will not have fallen for the scam. If you're the father, the kid and the mother will be far better off without a 'daddy' of your kind.

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RE: Need Advice

To reiterate on my previous post, what kind of question is this even?

Take some responsibility for your actions ffs, verify whether you're the father or not. If not, tough cookies, but at least you'll feel better.

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RE: Need Advice

You've known her for 2 years and u are not sure if u're the father? How old are you? 16...17?
Pie is right, they are probably better off without u.

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RE: Need Advice

Why does knowing her for 2 years automatically make him the father Joy? He didn't say they were in a relationship together, only that he has known her for 2 years and visited her several times. And even if they were married it still wouldn't be a 100% guarantee that he was the father. Married women cheat and get pregnant all the time in this world and the husbands sometimes never discover the children they've raised were not their own. Women are not innocent little angels that never lie. Women cheat just as much, if not more than, men nowadays and normally the guys they are cheating with a complete jerks they wouldn't date but are a good feck. So if she get's knocked up she usually tells her bf or husband (i.e. the good man that is always there for her and treats her well) that the baby is his (even if she doesn't really think it is) because she knows he will be a good father and take good care of the baby. I think Concerned is wise to have doubts. He lives in another country and only visits her from time to time. He has no idea what her life is like and what she does when he is not there and I sincerely doubt that she tells him everything when they talk and never lies.

So Concerned if I was you I would not burn any bridges with her. Stay on good terms with her and talk with her as much as you can, but do not accept paternity for the baby or get engaged/married to her until the baby is born and you have gotten a paternity test that proves you are the father. I would also not send her any money, which I am sure she will ask for. Instead tell her you will start a savings account and have a set amount of money from your salary direct deposited into it every week for the baby, and if the paternity test proves you are the father you will send her all of that money for the baby and continue to give her financial support to help her with the child. And then you can discuss what kind of relationship you want to have together.

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RE: Need Advice

captaincaveman gives you sound advise, and if you would be a responsible type of guy this would be the path to follow. If you want a relationship with this woman or child in the future or not, this is the best way to go.

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RE: Need Advice

I agree. Captaincaveman's advice should be the path to follow. Problem in these cases is hard to tell. You wouldn't never know if you are the only man she met from this site. I went to Rom. twice to meet the same girl who swore I was the only one she was meeting. Of course, kissing, sex, and all. Later I discovered I was one of three...

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RE: Need Advice

get the paternity test after the child is born.....if it's yours you take on the responsibility of having put it on earth, it didn't ask to be here

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RE: Need Advice

thx........I agree you have the best and most balanced advice here.......

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RE: Need Advice

Russians cheat MORE...but who cares

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RE: Need Advice

hey we know very well how things are here. and knowning someone from here for two years doesnt mean you know them and everything they are doing. cripes joy and others, we have all been here long enough to know that a person can be anything they want on here and we have no real way of telling who they really are. even after 4 years :P

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RE: Need Advice

"The timing of my last visit could make me the father and she swears its mine but I take precautions and have never had this problem before."
if you are really sure about it then forget about her. Lot girls here have real boyfriends even if they swear that they love you and have meet you
Good luck :)

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RE: Need Advice

my concern is that you come to forum on a porn site to get advice. and we all know that hosts (or members) never lie on here!! lol

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RE: Need Advice

Well, just convince her that with the proof you ask you will provide documentation that makes the baby a U.S. citizen. This may not impress anyone here, but a U.S. passport may be helpful to the baby someday.

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RE: Need Advice

Just because the baby has an american father doesn't make it a citizen. The baby would have to be born in the US. Having a american father would only make it easier for the mother to travel to the US.

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RE: Need Advice - you're wrong

Actually, you are wrong. Having one American parent gives the child AUTOMATIC full citizenship (can even be President). It makes it easier, but not automatic, for the other parent to come to USA.

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RE: Need Advice - you're wrong

Correct!!!!!!!!!!! wow some here actually know more than the rumors of Visa's ...citizenship...etc........However the first post was correct in that the baby MUST be registered to recieve citizenship........It could be impossible later: for example: if the parent dies and proof cant be obtained who was the father.

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RE: Need Advice

im not a doctor, but i heard of tests available, i say because you mentioned taking several, one is fine.
your coment on dumping her now is a bit harsh,
however, i can see why,
you dont have trust in her cuz you require the test.
if she was smart she would get the test a.s.a.p. to prove to you that she did not cheat on you.
so as i think now... TELL her to get the test ! dont be a pussy.
if she says she wont, then hang up the phone. your a free man.
everytime she calls, simply ask if she got test results yet, she say no, hang up.
your life just got a whole lot more complicated dude. good luck

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RE: Need Advice

I am married and very good friend with my husband.I met a guy from CC and if he will leave me pregnant, I can proove it, making the test.My husband cannot make children.
If your girl doesnt want to make the test...hm...bit strange! Why not, if she is honest?

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tell me please?

Ok, I read that post on merkins,
and could someone tell me why
you would wear one?

How do you put it on? Keep it on?

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tisk

mind your manners... dont know it this has been posted here yet... http://www.readersdigest.ca/mag/2006/07/polite.php
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RE: tisk

"The most beautiful thing you can give another human being is a genuine smile."
nice:)

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RE: tisk

That was fucking delicious. Thank you Peter.

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sharing the love

I will share a song before I take my poodles out for a walk on this beautiful day...hugs and kissess to everyone

You drag me across your opened wound
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Stuck in the mainstream pseudo dude
You are on your last limb you're on your last limb
The day I die will mean nothing to you
The days of swine and roses
Your mind's diseased with perverted justice
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Nameless horror we call love
I was only laughing hah I was laughing
Xian zombie vampyre
I am the father the father of nothing
The day I die because of you
The days of swine and roses

tkk
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RE: sharing the love

hummm...kenny loggins?

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RE: sharing the love

hum...one of Barry Manilow's finest, I saw him do it live in Vegas.

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RE: sharing the love

Please ya'll....Stop with the humming will ya?
I'm jonesin' bad for a Chuck super-blaster show and you're only adding to my griefly wantin'.
The way that rightous dude scarfs down a bag of leftover heat-lamped McNuggets and shimmies himself into a tailpipe hummin' groove machine is a spectacle to hug and behold. God I miss him. Anyone know when the brown scamp might be thinkin' 'bout scamperin' on back?

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to Squeakers

Check out his blog page...he updated it with new photos and some of his older artwork recently. He has not e-mailed me in over a month which is odd, he must be busy doing something.

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Last I saw of old Chuck, he was wearing a hole in his rug, pacing and muttering how he had grand plans to usurp the mighty Mayor McCheese so that he might rightly dispense his own brand of "special sauce" justice on that rascally Hamburglar.
Godspeed, Chuckeroonie.

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..I'll be damned....It's still alive

http://www.myspace.com/chuck11grooves

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to H.J. Huffystump

Thanks Hun...
Keep Squirting :)
c.

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RE: Best 4th of July song

They used to play that at the fireworks display at Stone Mountain outside of Atlanta Ga...very moving in that setting.

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Thank You

To the girl who posted as a Banana. Thank you for the nice words about my beard in my forum, you were the first to comment on my pictures. I am not on-line very much because I am not looking for cheap fun. I just enjoy talking to others about my love for Jesus and my passion for making model ships. I am sorry to disappoint you but I will not show you my behind. Thank you very much for your visit and best of luck in your life. Yahweh loves You, thanks, Jammer B.
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And that is why I lock my door at night....

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RE: Thank You

good thing I have a key ...

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RE: Thank You


hello, DEAR chosenfriend!!!
I always liked...........like.............and will like............ to talk with YOU
thanks a lot that you are with us
kisssssssssss for a nice FRIEND here

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Cash for hair

OK I give up.

Having conducted an extensive search to find a pretty, sexy, friendly European woman who doesn't shave, I'll just come straight out with it:

How much do I have to pay one of you lovely ladies to grow it?!
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well, ...................
why didn't you ask for how long you should wait. btw, it takes time to grow it
and one more thing,...... money is nothing
Everything free for YOU

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RE: Cash for hair

So who are you?

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RE: Cash for hair

OK I look forward to it :P

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RE: Cash for hair

where oh where will you find a hairy european woman...lol

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RE: Cash for hair

Why wait?! try JacobiteME now...

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RE: Cash for hair

Find a host who will buy a couple of merkins and glue them under her arms just for you.

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RE: Cash for hair

I was talking about underarm hair....

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RE: Cash for hair

I meant WASN'T, d'oh!

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RE: Cash for hair

so she has to be euro eh? too bad

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RE: Cash for hair

Really? That's weird that you can't find an unshaved European. I thought hairy was more common there. A merkin is meant to be a pussy wig so now she just needs to get one. ;-)

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RE: Cash for hair

What do you call a Roman Warrior with hair in his teeth? answer: Gladheateher

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RE: Cash for hair


to barbersam;)
you know i never show it, even for a a great sun of money
good luck....

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RE: Cash for hair

Try Xhairypussy :)

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RE: Hmm Be exact next time

I thought you thought he thought about head hair. :P

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England is out!

Doh finally Portugal won :(
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RE: England is out!

Maybe that means that people will take those goddamn flags off their cars now...

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RE: England is out!

thank god england are out

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RE: England is out!

yes, reason to party. There is a British gentleman who owns a small shop down the street. He was so confident that England would win. He hasn't shut up all week. After the game as a joke some of us got together and we burned down his store. Good Times. The friendly rivalry of football, there is nothing like it!!

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RE: England is out!

i agree thank god, it might give us scottish people some peace now.

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RE: England is out!

I agree, wish the whole bloody thing was over, footbal, load of rubbish...

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RE: England is out!

Brazilia is out too...and now European Championship starting:PP

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RE: England is out!

Go Portugal!!!

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RE: England is out!

Where should I go?

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RE: England is out!

to hell !!!!
oohhh my leg hurts

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RE: England is out!

not as much as that stupid portugal guys balls....damn i shoulda stamped harder...as for ronaldo...when i see him in the dressing room at old trafford...im gonna lamp him one so hard

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RE: England is out!

To Berlin to the World Cup final.... :p

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RE: England is out!

If Argentina had a decent coach with some balls they would have won easily....

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RE: England is out!

hahahahahahahahahaha englands coming home. their coming home their coming home. englands coming home

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RE: England is out!

At least England made it there!

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RE: England is out!

As an Irishman I was more than happy that England lost fluke or no fluke....

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The New Samurai:-))

Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.

A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH.
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"

And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"
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Congratulations Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the BEST is only for YOU

Be nice and never be sad ;)

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Many thanks for all your messages, would have been better if England had won but still managed to have a good day.

kisses for the girls n beers for the guys.

Paul

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I'd prefer the kiss

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kisss INYF :))) ...it's from Paul ;)

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RE: Dear ANALMASTER from viewer forum

Hello Super Pants!!!
I'm the fresh young supermodel from Utah, I love to learn the ways of pleasure you can share time with me as I stick objects inside the fudge tunnel. Join my dirty fun. Stop by for a kiss (I miss you Banana) or email me at Smiley78041@yahoo.com

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RE: Dear ANALMASTER from viewer forum

i especially liked the part in ur show when ur head dissapeared up ur arse ......its stuck there ever since

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same writing style as chuck....hummmmm

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How odd, the lingusitc pattern and careful choice of words in the post from "Anonymous" seem to mirror that of a post I recall from "anonymous", several months back..I wonder if Anonymous and anonymous could in fact be the same person. I have been typecast as a conspiracist in the past, but i really think I'm on to something this time....hummmm......

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blonde

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

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Q: Why don't they let blondes work in the M and Ms factory?
A: they keep tossing out the Ws

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I'm new to the game, so maybe my opinion ain't the best, but I have to say that ending a game on penalty kicks just seems like such a let down. It seems like it flushes everything of the entire game played down the toilet and decides a winner just by the luck of a goal keeper deciding whether to dive left or right.

What do all of you long time fans of the game think? Whould it be better to just keep playing until an actual goal is scored, no matter how long it extends the game?

Oh, and sorry to all the English fans... Seeing all those sad English faces in the stands in Gelsenkirchen kinda sucked. :(
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I think they should have to score a touchdown to win the game. It is football afterall. ;-)

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with hands? foot ball?

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Sad for english fans? LOL... and for the portuguese ones?

Go Portugal!

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No disrespect meant towards fans of Portugal... Good luck to Portugal against France or Brazil. :)

I was more just curious about what more knowledgable fans of football/soccer think about having a winner of a game decided in such a way.
For Argentina to have lost in the same way just yesterday, it made me wonder if there might be a better way for such an important tournament.

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Until 1970 teams were playing another match after a draw game or decided the winner with a coin.
In our fast present life we dont have time play another match and decide the winner with a coin...hmmm, sorry to say, but thats su*ks. So i agree with penalties after 120 mins playing. Of course players need lot of luck for penalties also, but at least they have more chance, not only one (like team had earlier with a coin).

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Yeah, I guess penalty kicks are the way to go after 120 minutes. With how tired the players must become, I'm sure playing any longer than that wouldn't nearly be as entertaining. Definitely better than the flip of a coin to decide the winner, for sure.

When I asked, I had in mind how exciting hockey games can be in the North American professional league when they just keep playing period after period in the playoffs until a winning goal is scored - Of course the same hocky players aren't on the ice and playing continually all that time, so it's not really fair to compare. ;)
Anyway, thanks. :)

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There have existed "golden goal" and even "silver goal" in extra times if i remember well. These or penalties are better? Dont know.

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oops i was late with my post lol

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