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Forum Goddes :P

Someone (hi, sweeite :P) once called me that when i used to post a lot here. Btw, he called himself a Forum God as well :P lol

So now i have a question in my mind.. i wonder why i dont' post anymore... and i come up with two answers only: first - at the beginnign it was all new for me here, new ppl, new opinions, new Anons :P:D but now i'm just used to all this stuff around here and not expecting to hear smth new. 2nd - the forum has changed and is not that interesting and exciting anymore.. the replies are not that shocking or witty (with some exceptions of course) and ppl are not that interested in discussion... i guess these two answers of mine contradict to each other a lil, so that's why i cant' decide whice one is the right one. hmmm maybe you can see another reason - that maybe I have nothing interesting to say anymore.. hmmm.. honestly, i dont' think so. coz i don't see those ppl, who used to post when i did, here often.

so, i'm asking you, what the feck has happened ?? :P:D:)
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RE: Forum Goddes :P

lets meet triksy

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

Well said,Triksy. As I`m pretty sure you noticed..the forums are now dedicated to the skinny,admired,promoted Lube,so let`s take a nap and wake up when people have came back to their senses :)

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

WC?
Summer?
Hollidays?
People got old?
People got tired of this place?

no idea..

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

Once a Goddess always a Goddess...you just have many subjects now and must tend to other things...I for one miss your wit.

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

Posting in the forum can bring new viewers to your videochat sometimes. To me it shows more of a host's personality that just reading her profile. And it can show how she interacts with members.

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uffff... i kinda feel a releif now.. opening your replies, following an old habit, i was expecting insults from stupid anons pretending to be witty :P but.. a miracle.. all the replies (by now) are nice and good to read, thank you for reacting nice to my post :) you made me feel much better, it's great to realize that this forum is not dead yet and not only anonymous zombies are wandering around here :P:D

now i wanted to say smth cheerful and what has come to my mind is WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND !!! :)
have a good time, ya'all :P

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

Sorry, I tried.... The censors must have thought my reply was a bit too harsh. :P

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RE: Forum Goddes :P

After the initial excitement, maybe it just got routine for you Triks.

How about this. You and me, 2 weeks in the Bahamas, my treat. kisses

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RE: Forum Goddes :P (My take on forums)

Glad to see u back to ur old FORuM triksy :P

I think all are just fed up of being attacked by all the rude ppl that seem to frequent the forums now. You can`t really say BOO without some1 attacking u or reading ur post and taking it the wrong way.. Then it becomes a slagging match..

But what the hell we are all human, its our nature to pick on the small guy or the guy that is less off than others.. Always kick them when they are down... :(
Instead of the bad some1 can do it should be give them a hand to get to there feet, listen, and give advice if asked, not crap remarks to put them down again..

After all an open hand to help a person up is much better than a closed fist to knock them down...

Well thats just my take on these forums at the minute Triksy...

Many hugs and kisses to u Triksy.. :)

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hehehe

Guys im kinda happy now :)
You are all so nice and funny .....but...... DONT STOP!!!!!! TALK ABOUT ME MORE AND MORE
what do you think aout my legs? nose? arms? belly? feet? ass? ears? lips? fingers? nails? shoulders? breast? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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yeah, Hyp, i understand your wanting this advertising to go on and on :P but i'm afraid your 15 mins of fame has passed by... or not?
good luck anyway

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RE: hehehe

yes i want lot of promotion here :D and i didnt start it :P :P :P
and even if will end here i know i will "in chocolate" :D
good luck to you too :)

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RE: hehehe

sweet, this wont do any good for you, ppl will get fed up and no one will pay to visit you, plus, the members that come here are just a few, look at the posts and u will see same names every day, on and on and they are the cheapest( sorry guys, no offence but i saw that in some posts, so thise are ur words). So do us all a favor and stop or u will be persona non grata soon or drama queen how they like to say it.

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Fair point you make, Such a thing as overexposure.

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well... it was for.......... someday they will stop :) now they stopped - good! :D

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Dear, I think you're becoming hysterical... Your blood sugar must be low...
Go eat a muffin, and a burrito... and a spicey German sausage. Then wash it all down with a nice cold Coca-Cola and a package of bon-bons and a Snickers bar. You'll feel much better for it, I'm sure. :P

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Easiest thing in the world to put someone down. Takes class to make a point , however negative, and still leave the receipent feeling good afterwards. Jeez, this is a good wine! :)

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RE: hehehe

It wasn't my intention to seriously put anyone down, and I didn't mean to be negative... I was just goofin' on the whole "go eat.. get healthy" thing.
My sincerest apologies if you thought me rude... And a million more to Hynosis if I made her feel all low and sad and weepy... She seems to take everything with good humor though, so I doubt those apologies to her are all that necessary. ;)
And I ain't no sommelier... In fact, I hate wine. So raving about your glorified grape juice ain't much impressing me. :P
Peace. :)

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oh good! what the fuck was that about?

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I thought you were calling me classless and negative... Just wanted to make it known that I didn't mean to be.
Not too fucking hard to understand I hope. :)

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RE: NOT SO SHY

wtf? if you are not going to "show", what the hell would you be doing in Not Shy???? The only thing worse than a stripper hiding out in non-adult is a non-stripper hiding out in adult. what a world, what a world!

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agree with Huh

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The other day I was talking with a host that I will not name, but she was in instant action. And she told me that she only did full nudity in 1-2-1 at extra cost, and that it was her option what to show in open session. Then she seemed irratated that I was trying to determine specifically what I could expect to see in paid videochat. Then finally she told me now was not a good time for me to go into her video. So I left her text chat and then noticed she had logged off the site.

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Sir, unless you contact our Helpdesk and name the host, there isn't much we can help here.

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I did contact you and received a reply. I only posted here because the subject came up. I was only trying to alert other viewers in general terms.

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huh! said exacly the correct response !

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Hypnosis.......What's all the fuss about??

Having become very curious about all the postings on Hypnosis I had to have a look for myself. In my opinion she looks great as she is. Why should she need to change because of someones opinion? If you can't accept someone for how they are then say nothing and move on.
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RE: Hypnosis......aHost.What's all the fuss about??

I agree with you ahost! LOL!

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RE: Hypnosis......aHost.What's all the fuss about??

so why post about her needing to put on a bit of weight?????

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RE: Hypnosis......aHost.What's all the fuss about??

becuase she is so skinny that the curves you see in her its her bone joints, lol

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RE: Hypnosis......aHost.What's all the fuss about??

You're not obliged to like her. The one that likes her, likes her the way she is, nothing more, nothing less!

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RE: Hypnosis......aHost.What's all the fuss about??

It wasn't directed to you.. could you pay a bit of attention? My post was right under the one of Jim. I may be dizzy, but I'm not the only one.

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RE: SexyHana :P

how short a fame can be.. now you see another skirt and forget the previous one :P
what about SexyHana ?? :D i'm sure she's mad at you for you didn't call her after that night... :P

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lol Triksy.

Please don't start all that again :D

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so?

Italy won :D
remember my words guys? :)
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...and in final...that team will win, whose players are living in a country under Belgium and above Spain:PP

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God, I really saw that one coming!
Even if I'm kinda sick now, I could realise what the heck you meant. And NO they won't win, they're not allowed to.

Glad Italy won, though there was some noise on the streets last night..

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Hey, you are not allowed to be sick now...what will happen with you after the final?:PP

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Oh, yes I am allowed! morever I have no fucking idea about the reason! so, not even about the cure. Don't worry, I won't die before the due time.. when France will win, that is. I have to be really enraged so I could scare you badly :P

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Hope you will be ok again as soon as possible Psy!
Maybe i am your medicine here (wink):PP

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Thank you Alex :)
My medicine is at work atm..

I'm fucking hot ! and not in the pervert way unfortunately

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RE: so?

Hope next time you will be the same ...in pervert way:PP

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RE: so?

Am now.. and naked :P

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RE: so?

Ummm, you were fast Psy, already naked...and i didn't do anything yet:PP
What will happen if i will get naked too?:PP

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RE: so?

Be sure nobody sees you :P

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Ok i'll close the door and all my windows..., just let open my cam for naughty girls:PP

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RE: so?

Italy cheated.... There's no way they should have been allowed to play with that Argentine samurai on the field... It's just not fair. :P

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wow!

i can not believe all you judgemental people passing off your worthless, insulting opinions about hypnosis.never seen or talked to the girl but all you perfect specimens passing comments amazes me,don't you lot have anything better to do with your lives?
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RE: wow!

seems some ppl are just envy and some just want to have fun
Lets have fun together - lets talk about me more? :P

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:O OMG are you 100kg????? ..... sorry to hear :((

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I am about 88, its ok Lisa?:PP

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RE: wow!

Depends on your height :P

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195 cm:PP

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wow Alex call me pls :P

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195 cm...and it was only my head:PP

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lmao..... i want to know others your sizes :P:P

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Holes on my nose are less then 1 cm:PP
Did you think about this size?:DD

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No way!!!! i wanted to know diameter of your knee :(

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Guess its about 10 cm...anything else?:PP

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RE: wow!

tell me your secret :P :P :P

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Do i have any secret?:PP

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i think you do :P:P

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Ask me...maybe i will tell you one of them:PP

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Aaaaaaaa, i am always hypnotized here..., because of you Nadeen, Lisa and because of many other beautiful girls. What can i do? I love girls:PP

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Ok seriously now,leave the poor girl alone,wtf has it got to do with anyone how she looks or what she weighs.She has already replied saying she doesnt care what you all think and is happy with herself,how many of you can actually say u are happy with how you look or what you weigh.Before you come out and judge others try judging yourself first,
If you have children or a wife or a sister how would YOU feel if someone said these things to them.You all need to think first before you try to be-little her,i admirer her for the courage to actually reply here and show it isnt affecting her,how many would have asked CC to remove the posts (mentioning no names...yes i will....warchant2000...amazinganne).
Take heed of what i said and think first before you throw shit at someone,because just maybe one day this kind of thing may happen to you in your real lives and then you will see exactly how hurtfull it can be.
Just my opinion,you all have yours,this is mine,No doubt ppl will get pissed again and start more crap,but if thats all you can do then you are very shallow ppl

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I couldn't have said it better myself Just a Friend.

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thx ihate....had to write it..was gettin pissed off

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Nicely said

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Thankyou - thats all what i can say..... just really thank you :) (K)
Regards Lisa

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You can safely ignore this cowardly unpleasant sniping. It's made by shallow ppl with nothing better to do with their time. Personally, you really turn me on. Cya sometime! :)))

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from now i dont wanna ignore it...... as i said GOOD promotion for me :)

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Great attitude! @all publicity is good publicity!'

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You're impossible! For Christ's sake, give it a break! She is ok as she is, I was like that and I was happy.. as long as she doesn't mind it, then why continuing this crap?

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This is so nice :)
You make so great promotion for me :D
Thank you so much :)
Do i need pay any percents of dollars for this to you? :P

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ohh c`mon :) no need to feel shy :)
you should feel proud coz you do so much good and usefull deal :P

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hm euros? .. oki doki.. how much you want? :D

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You have still amazing eyes Lisa:PP

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but they dont look at all healthy....

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They are enough healthy for me:PP

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mmm Alex ... im falling in love with you :P

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Watch you dont fall on a hard floor dear, you might break those bones!!! LOL

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I am already in love:PP

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Alex.... im thinking about you all my time already :P

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Ahh, so that's why i hiccup all day long:PP

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Fireworks

Fireworks!

:-)
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nice guys finish last

It is said that "nice guys finish last" would you agree or disagree?
I agree :(
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I so agree... To get anywhere with a prize hoochie, you at least gotta fake being a bit of a bastard. ;)

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RE: nice guys finish last

It really depends on what is considered a 'nice guy' in any given situation. Namely, quite a few of self-professed 'nice guys' aren't nice guys at all, but pretend to be in order to try and get sex. That's one of life's hard truths.

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Being a nice guy in order to try and get sex? Sounds like a good idea but counterproductive when put into practice. Sure you might get one or two. But I'm a lazy bastard, there's got to be a better way. lol

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RE: nice guys finish last - to stryker

the easier way is called cold hard cash

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RE: nice guys finish last - to stryker

depends on what we are trying to finish,

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Interesting question that I'm sure many of us have pondered at one time or another. I believe most women like strong willed "take charge" men as their "protector". If you take someone who is "nice" it generally means they don't rock the boat much and are in fact "conformists" which is the opposite of this.

Women also like to "take care" of people in general including men. By that I mean they have to have some kind of failings or deficiency to "work on". So a flawed man is the perfect workshop for them to "change" their man into the one they want; being a bad boy is right in line with this factor.

And finally like in both genders we want more "excitement" in our normally repetitive and boring lives; bad boys generally provide more excitement although it might not be considered socially positive.

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I agree - for all the reasons anon said .

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That saying was started by old time baseball manager Leo Doroucher.

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.

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Might be true.

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I passed this post the first time and laughed...yes good guys finish last..women say they cant find us, but pass us by as friends....

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don't know i'm still running.i will tell you when i have finished if i cam last :-))))

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RE: i feel so all alone...:((

I kinda think that's what she's doing with her post ...

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RE: i feel so all alone...:((

I would like to help you, but I'm off to have fun with friends and family. Maybe you shuld get a cat

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RE: i feel so all alone...:((

buy a dog
companionship
excersize
someone to yell at

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RE: i feel so all alone...:((

We make great lil pets....very huggable and squeezable.
A hug 4 U... the CC

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RE: i feel so all alone...:((

... and damn tasty in a sweet and sour sauce or in a kung pao ...

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I can help, got any money?

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find a hobby

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Why? You have got 8 answers+mine:-))
How many would you liked to get?:PP

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RE: ketchup effect!!!

OUCH!

LOL!

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Pranksters

Pranksters play hard ball with soccer fans

World Cup pranksters in Berlin injured at least two soccer fans by inviting them to kick soccer balls that they had secretly filled with concrete, authorities said Tuesday.

At least six concrete filled soccer balls were found chained to lampposts, trees and handrails across the city next to the spray-painted message "Can you kick it?," Berlin police said.

"Two young men kicked the balls and suffered bad bruising on their feet," a police spokeswoman said. "We still don't have any leads in the case."

Berlin is due to host the World Cup final Sunday.
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RE: Men Strike Back! (very funny please read) ..

I liked the one about the weding cake :)

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He has passed on...

We all miss you little buddy...wish u were here...

http://www.myspace.com/chuck11grooves
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one can but hope ...

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"INTERESTS General Bible " HE IS A BIBLE BASHER AND COMES TO A PORN SITE? WHAT A FREAKIN JOKE THAT IS,THE GUY NEEDS TO TAKE MORE MEDS

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It's a fake profile, obviously. Now, why does Chuck of all people have a stalker, I wonder?

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'cause he's sizzling hot!!!

B.S. Kaplan
Winchester Chapter / C11 Foundation

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I'm sure there are quite a number of bible-thumpers here, nothing wrong with that it keeps them out of the alter boys pants.
Amen.

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it's fake ... I went to that link when I first saw it and it was the real chuck's ugly mug and some diatribe about his free shows and naked yoga and sniffing chicks dirty panties ... the usual claptrap which issues forth from his mouth ... and his friends were some online porno chick and Jenna Jameson (if you can believe that!). Someone (presumably this "pickles" character) made a little screwup and corrected it later with this stupid fake. If one were somewhat sceptical, one might think it was chuck doing a little advertising ...

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Interesting...couple of points to examine:
1. I really used to wonder how on earth Chuck ever even figured out how to get on the internet. I always suspected he had to have a handler, help from some secret government agency, or he never really existed at all (It really starts to make sense when you think about it).
2. If it's advertising, what is he advertising?
3. It's odd, he appeared to have vanished off the face of the earth for close to a month now, only to have his mesage resurface on another website - Is he sending a message to his followers letting them know that he is still in power?
4. The use of Jesus as a symbol is very intersesting - what do his words in the "About Me" section really mean? Are they code that only his legion of loyal followers can decipher?
5. Are Chuck and Osama Bin Laden the same person?
6. Is it just a coincidence that he chose to reappear on the 4th of July, also the same day that N. Korea shoots off rockets to distract most of the internet population (except for a few masterbators) from viewing Chuck's website...who was Pickles and does she hold all the answers?
Conclusion - It is my belief that Bin Laden was never the mastermind behind anything - it was always Chuck a.l.a. Usual Suspects (Right under our noses - the only one cunning enough to pull it off).
I think it will be quite some time before we see him again, but he'll be back. I figure he is probably hiding safely in North Korea.
One thing I do know is there is no way he could have spanned the globe the way he did without help from a secret U.S. government agency.
The Truth Is Out There,
Annyeonghi kyeseyo. Ahn yawng hee kyeh seh yoh.
Pickles

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Dan Brown, is that you?

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It all makes sense now. All of it!
But does this mean Jenna Jameson is part of the Conspiracy?

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Yes Toby, I'm afraid it does...

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some of us happen to like having our pants invaded

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B.F.D.

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who is thies chuck11 anyway i have never even seen this person on here as for the chuck112156 i think they are 2 deferant people and thsi chuck112156 get blamed for things that the guy did not do

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it's the same dude

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3 sisters on CC! WOW

Hey Guys! did you see them?....i'm impressed.....Taffyforu, Kameliya and xUnfaithfulx....they are so different and so similiar at the same time!...never seen this lot of relatives here...haha
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RE: 3 sisters on CC! WOW

Those three chicks are sisters!! Cool, ain't genetics fun ... funny how the youngest one ended up with the decent pair of tits (not saying the other two have racks I wouldn't wanna slide the ol' banana between though!). Are the two older chicks twins since they seem to be the same age ...

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RE: 3 sisters on CC! WOW

not the first time it has happened. there was a studio that had 3 sisters and a cousin or two

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RE: 3 sisters on CC! WOW

Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.

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OMG, what my sisters doing on here? I think they all need my spank:PP

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VIRTUAL AND REAL

WHY IS ONE MAN CAN'T UNDASTAND THAT I CAN'T BE WITH HIM IN REAL? I LIKE HIS IN VIRTUAL NOT MORE....
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Cos he's a dickhead

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RE: VIRTUAL AND REAL

Yet another thoughtful, insightful analysis INYF. You're the best!

P.S. I'm not taking the piss honest

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I think you will find that there are a lot of sad, lonely guys on here to whom a friendly chathost turns from a virtual plaything into a "real" girlfriend. Human nature being as it is, this will continue to happen over and over again ... we would be all much better off being fruit ...

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The men always want more and unfortunatly they dont understand the risks of us getting together in real with them.I think there r many of members that never visited a host that refused to meet them
am i right guys??

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I meet em all the time! What's the problem?

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RE: VIRTUAL AND REAL

This is and has always been a pay to play site, not a dating site. Period. Case closed.

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3 babies talking:-))

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained plums!"

The second baby says, "You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained peas!"

And the third baby says... "You think you guys got it bad?
How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!"
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One baby to another says -I'm lucky to've met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
To end up in your affection

Chew your meat up for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

With eyes so dialated,
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
About a poison apple
The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful -
Vacuum out the fluids

Chew your meat up for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you
You

One baby to another says
I'm lucky to've met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your affection

Chew your meat up for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
You're my vitamins
I like you

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RE: 3 babies talking:-))

Thank you mommy:PP
Your poem is better than my joke was:DD

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Reply to all posts below :)

im 171cm and 58 kg
and i say it again and again :)
i dont need your advices about what and how much should i eat :)
at least im not 160cm and 110 kg
thank you for attention :)
cya
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RE: Reply to all posts below :)

... or 171kg and 58 cm ... if you were, people could hollow you out and go over Niagara in you.

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lol :)

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You tell them Hypno.

As you obviously burn up the calories really fast can I send you a couple of kg from off of me and you could burn them up on my behalf :D

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RE: Reply to all posts below :)

good idea :D

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If you are 58kgs then I am James Bond!

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nice to meet you envy James :)
i guess you are in that great form as me if you are still "anon" :)
good luck

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Hey guys, by my calculations in american measurements, she is around 5'7 and a half and around 130 pounds. That is not too skinny. For her height she is probably the perfect weight. Leave her alone already. The cam is playing tricks on your eyes.

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I am interested in some other bodypart's measurements too. Please share them...:PP

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its mystery Alex :p

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I will discover those misteries for myself then:PP

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hmmmm ok ok Alex :p
try it :D

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You are too thin, it cant be healthy being that thin, if you take ill you will have zero resistance. you would look much better with some weight on,, in one, Your too Thin.............Best Regards.x

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I would have still thought that it's a lot more healthy than being the other way, say 200kg.

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may i ask what the big deal is about her weight? peoples versions of the perfect height/weight vary as much as the people themselves.one persons likes may not be anothers.i for one think she is just fine the way she is.she is a very beautiful,smart and funny woman.if you can't except her for what she is,then move on to someone that fits your specific needs and stop trying to change her into someone that suits you.i'm sure all of those that have had some bad things about her wouldn't like being criticized on how they look or how much they weigh etc. leave things alone already,she is what she is and shouldn't have to change for anyone.

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thanks (K)

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thank you paco, you are right :)

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RE: Reply to all posts below :)

Like most of us overweight feckers who visit slim young women.

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thats right too.......
lot of guys who think thatim too slim come to me and enjoy this time that they spend with me :)
many thanks to all who understand and like my "too slim" body
take care ALL

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Streak of piss

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RE: again me :(

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
A. No time at all it is already built.
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries
A. Very large hands.
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A. He sleeps at night
A :Because he is dead.
A:It becomes wet
A : Rain
A : TOMORROW
A : The other half
A : Dinner
A : A towel
A : AGE.
A : It caused a revolution.
A : Because it has its own scales.
A : Because it is too tyred.
A : liquid






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ooops.....

I am having a wild crazy cyber-love affair with a very hot latvian girl. I am single and available, but not really interested in having her come live with me. I don't know if she is serious or we are only playing roles. Does any host have an idea whether this hot young riga girl might actually be serious about an old guy in canada?
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Don't be a fool. Girls are out to fleece you of your money and then blow you out of the water. If she is serious, she will meet you at the earliest opportunity and I suggest you put this to her.

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an old guy in Canada?! ... dude, you are every hot latvian chicks dream!! Play your cards right and this time next year you will be getting some sweet action every night, and I don't just mean shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman ...

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RE: ooops.....

This reminds me of Filippionas, young sexy but really why would they want old men?? one answer = MONEY.... be careful. You will be fleeced alright......Happy Christmas all.

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RE: too Don

Stability, reliablity, Loyalty, exprience,Comfortablity, quieter, adorability, and they know what love means. These are some good reasons while filipinas like older men, and hindi pinoy that like to play at being playboy being married and lagi looking for mistress din

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What's wrong with them wanting money? What else have we fat old feckers got to offer them? If you're not fat and old then why you here? Get a woman for real!

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Well i have to tell u thet she can b serious too u know and i tell this becouse the girl that was here before me on this name is now married with an 58 yo in danemarlk and she is verry happy so.....she is young just 25 yo
so u never know what life can get u

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If u don't want her to come to u & live with u - what a problem then? Or its all just about traditional CC "true love test" - "if she really loves she should make free shows"?

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you don't read the message properly - i only am playing cybersex with her and i worry that she thinks i really want her to live with me and has cyber-affection for me

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Well an old Canadian man, as you put it, should have learned by now how to talk to a woman about sensitive and delicate matters of the heart, instead of laying everything out in a public forum for everyone to see, don't ya think? Or would you prefer she found out how you really feel by reading your post in the forum? It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know what your full member name is, anybody who has been here for a few months and reads the forums or goes to comm chat is sure to know who you are. And so would she. Listen, nobody here can tell you what this girl does or doesn't feel so really it is even pointless to ask. It seems you at least have some feeling for this girl and don't want to lead her on or hurt her, so bite the bullet and have a heart to heart with the girl. That's the only way you'll get any real answers.

P.S. if I was you Canuck, I would ask CC to remove this thread right away for you before she or one of her friends reads it, and she gets hurt unnecessarily. Then handle it one on one with her.

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only your money that you spend in video and send to her..........
not more
good luck :)

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RE: Fav pornstars? - news article

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060703/od_afp/usreligionsexoffbeat_060703165605
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I don't believe in God but if I'm wrong I would like to think he didn;t judge people on what they do in their sex lives but on how they treat other people and animals in their everyday lives.

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what happens if you do something like eat an animal?

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Hey I don't know all the rules :(

But I think if it is a chicken in a sweet and sour sauce God would think that that was okay :)

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what about in kung pao?

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Yes I think that would be okay too.

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whew, I should be ok on that score ... just have to figure out if I can be forgiven for coveting the neighbor's wife and her ass ... or is it his ass ...

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Job interview

An Irishman applies for a job, but the foreman won't employ him until he passes a little maths test.

Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers - represent the number 9."

Without numbers?" the Irishman says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Haven't you got a brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine," says the Irishman.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Apply the same rules using the number 99, this time."

The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.

"Dere you go."

The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat equals 99."

The boss starts getting worried that he's actually going to have to give the Irishman the job, so he says, "All right, final
question: same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the illustration and bursts out: "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

Think you'll like this one.)




Whereby the Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree, saying: A little dog came along and crapped by each tree. So now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, dat makes one hundred....

So, when do I start?!"
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You'll probably get accused of being rascist or something but I liked it.

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brilliant joke

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Hey do you have something against Irishmen? Haven't you ever been to Dublin?

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I gather you did not get the jist of the joke!

I love the Irish

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oh dear dear. you just dont know how to LIVE! hanging out in non-adult and rejecting good ole micky D's. whatever will become of you??? I'll produce a little extra protein in your honor. k?

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in the lone defense of McDonalds, the kroc familly and the company have always contributed heavily to children's health and mrs kroc also to salvation army

the only prob with McD is the food sucks, it just sucks
it is not nutritious and it tastes even worse

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Lol what a bunch of crap . Mc Do, healthy? What is healthy in all that?
Fries, umm yes, very healthy..

I have no examples atm, I'm feeling hungry.. but definately, Mc Do ain't healthy

Innovation my ass !

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hey everybody, Psy invented the ass! Now that is innovation.

I would hurry up and patent it Psy before someone steals your idea. Besides I think you could make alot of money here. Many chathosts would love to buy an ass cuz it could increase the number of members they get in video.

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It's ok, captain, I won't ask for any rights, take advantage.. not on my ass though :P

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fine babe, ill send the years supply of Micky Ds tickets to starving children in africa. Ingrait!

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where have you seen in this post name "hyppygirl "?

:)

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RE: where have you seen in this post name "hyppygirl "?

Can everybody say "transfat" and "diabetes" ?
Whether you believe it or not, its medical science.
Hypnosis, you impress me! :D

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RE: where have you seen in this post name "hyppygirl "?

Transfat what? Is that a BBW TS?

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RE: hey :)

Your telling a lie because it can't be the truth because if it was the truth then it would have to be a lie which it isn't.

Oh shit my head hurts :(

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RE: hey :)

lmao :))

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RE: hey :)

A lie. It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie), but some of my statements can be lies, and this is one of those statements.

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RE: hey :)

Now that's what I was trying to say :P

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try better ImNotYourFriendtoo :P

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1)
2) wouldn't take the 4 guys any time, the other 8 guys already built the wall.
3)
4) both hands full
5)
6) put a CC chathost in his bed for 8 days :)
7)
8) wet
9) leaves
10) time
11) the other half
12) lunch or dinner
13) a towel
14) Mrs
15) man invented the car so he could go parking with girls at Inspiration Point
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17)
18)

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2)
3) everyone has only one birthday once a year
4) nothing coz you can't hold that much fruit in one hand
5) tie it to a cran and press the start button with one hand :D
6) ummm dunno really
7)
8) wet
9) water
10) future
11) the other half
12) other meals of the day
13) a towel
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17) coz it would fall without resting on its leg
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1. Crack it before you drop it.
2. See CCM's Answer
3. See Triksy's Answer.
4. Big Hands
5. See Triksy's Answer
6. He sleeps at night ??????
7. George Washington is dead ???????????
8. See CCM's and Triksy's answers.
9. Night
10. See CCM's and Triksy's answers.
11. See CCM's and Triksy's answers.
12. See CCM's and Triksy's answers.
13. See CCM's and Triksy's answers.
14. Old
15. It turned our world around
16. Because it already has scales
17. Triksy's answer even though I think it is probably wrong but I can't come up with anything better.
18. A hell of a state or a liquid state

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17. Ha's answer :P

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lmao :))

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