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song lyrics
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.
RE: drink
Makes stupid people 10 feet tall and bullet proof! The last thing the drunk redneck said was ," Hey, Y'all, watch this........" nuff said
RE: drink
AHHHHH Drinkkkkkkkkkkk nothing like it....
Drink till u drop, blackout, vomit etc etc... only thing u can do.. Or better yet drink me under the table Hypnosis then we can drink each other :)) :P
And i would truly love that, and i know u would to, cos i`m like a cat i use my tongue alot... ;)
Drink till u drop, blackout, vomit etc etc... only thing u can do.. Or better yet drink me under the table Hypnosis then we can drink each other :)) :P
And i would truly love that, and i know u would to, cos i`m like a cat i use my tongue alot... ;)
RE: drink
let me see........ 6 pints of Newcastle Brown and 4 Jack Daniels and coke should do it. who's paying?
RE: drink
When I was a few years younger I would bring a case of beer (24) to a party...I would rarely drink them all...but sometimes I did. Now...I bring a 6 pack usually.....I am sick of hangovers....too much to do...I can drink most of a bottle of wine before risking a hangover and maybe 3-4 mixed drinks. More than that and it gets hardy to keep the woody stiff and again...I am sick of hangovers.
RE: drink
it depends on whether i'm pilling at the same time.if i am my consumption increases because the pills & alcohol have different affects.one is an upper the other a downer.the other thing is if i'm pilling then its not just how much alcohol i can drink in a night because it never is a night,usually at least 24 hours.boy the come down from those benders are wicked
RE: drink
I read that as "I quit drinking competitively about 17 years ago and have never felt better" and didn't know what to think for a moment.
RE: camel toe
Your first post was kind of ok,the second is the same as imshy's post,imshy wins so far,anymore to come?
RE: bored ladies?
You sound like a sweet guy! I'll overlook your problem if you can overlook mine. Mwah.
RE: bored ladies?
Oooh poor u. I never had it but my best friend had it after some orgy and it was few horrible days for him. Well at least u will think before fucking without condoms next time :ppPPPPppp
RE: Zinedine Zidane
World Cup....PENALTY....and all the rest....
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/29.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/29.jpg
RE: Zinedine Zidane
The guy on the far left.... He's stylin' mostest.
All the others can't accessorize for crap. :P
All the others can't accessorize for crap. :P
RE: Zinedine Zidane
I can understand now, why americans prefer american football...european football is a bit womanish:PP
RE: Zinedine Zidane
Am Football: a lot of fat guys in armour running at each other til they all fall down! Football?
RE: Zinedine Zidane
http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/eaters/kobayashi/
That's 130 lbs. of pure masculinity right there.
Football of all flavors is for weiners..... The Tsunami can chow through 50 of 'em in 10 minutes flat.
You want to marvel at a true stud, then look no further.
That's 130 lbs. of pure masculinity right there.
Football of all flavors is for weiners..... The Tsunami can chow through 50 of 'em in 10 minutes flat.
You want to marvel at a true stud, then look no further.
RE: Zinedine Zidane
We get down and dirty. If we fall we dont cry like chickens! There is no telling around: he hit me, he hit me! Hahahaha At least we make sense, we pass and move the ball and dont just kick it around like girls that dont want to ruin their pink shorts!
RE: Zinedine Zidane
your american footballers are not the tough guys you think,so much padding its incredible.if you want to see real tough guys watch australian rules football,gaelic football or rugby league.if you get a chance toughguy see if you can get a copy of a rugby league state of origin game between nsw & queensland.that is tough
RE: Zinedine Zidane
Athletes would have no extremities by the end of the game, at the least noseless if it wasn't for all the protection. American Football players play with power. Yes, some are overweight, but strong.
RE: Zinedine Zidane
As 'to toughguy' said above australian rules football,gaelic football amd rugby league players manage with no padding. Like in that episode of friends where Ross goes to play real rugby and shits his pants :D
RE: Zinedine Zidane
if the criterion you use to choose which sports to follow is how tough the competitors are, why would you choose to watch games where the knocks are only incidentle to chasing around a little ball?....go watch kickboxing or ultimate fighting.....watch two guys drop all the bullshit and just square up and beat the shit out of each other.....that would give you more bang for the buck. no?
how do i find WTF
i am obviously reffering to the member that posts in forums under the name wtf.I dont know his screename so i can not email him but in case u see this wtf plz post your screename here and i will contact u.If we get togheter tonight i will offer u 60 mins of free show.I will explain my reasons in my vid
RE: how do i find WTF
thx for the name first anon.I have emailed him but unfortunatelly mr wtf showed no interest in my offer :(.
RE: how do i find WTF
From the time stamps on your first posting and his last here today, I'd say you probably just missed him... I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. :)
RE: how do i find WTF
Wow....and I was out drinking and missed the opportunity. Sorry a host. Maybe another time?
to WTF
most definatelly.I have emailed u at cc mail (ahhwtf).Plz tell me if this is or not your screename.
Beauty Cream:-))
... Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," she replied as she began to remove the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter," asked little Johnny. "Giving up?"
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," she replied as she began to remove the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter," asked little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Chat lingo
bb, hun, babe, sweety, darling, cum, pussy, cock, 'hey sexy', 'hey beautiful',
what else?
what else?
RE: Chat lingo
skannkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
feckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
feckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
RE: Chat lingo
feck, poop, butt, wanna see hot girl... i love you. lets be friends.
and the best one.. Yes bb i`m sitting here naked and hard, wanna see.. hahaha
and the best one.. Yes bb i`m sitting here naked and hard, wanna see.. hahaha
RE: Chat lingo to AdorableDom
I love that 3 inch cock one.. hahahahah :)))))
That really is a cracker AdorableDom.. LMAO, LOL, etc etc :)))))
And i love that one to about nakedhorny etc wanna cum to my vid:P
I`ve heard it all b4 on other sites, but it still makes me laugh....
That really is a cracker AdorableDom.. LMAO, LOL, etc etc :)))))
And i love that one to about nakedhorny etc wanna cum to my vid:P
I`ve heard it all b4 on other sites, but it still makes me laugh....
RE: Chat lingo to AdorableDom
I think you would make me very happy indeed Anja.. Very beautiful profile, very photogenic, love all your pics there.. Maybe you could be the mistress i could try, as i have no dungeon mistress yet.. :)
And seeing i`m gonna try out all sections of cc, well most sections that is within reason.. :P
So what do you say Anja will you marry me... BE MY MISTRESS i mean.. hahaha
And seeing i`m gonna try out all sections of cc, well most sections that is within reason.. :P
So what do you say Anja will you marry me... BE MY MISTRESS i mean.. hahaha
RE: Chat lingo to AdorableDom
Well Anja i don`t believe what i read, just on what i see and i see a very beautiful mistress that will welcome a new comer like me to the Dungeon.. :)
And YES i still wanna marry you ;) Naked, balls tied and on one knee to propose to you... :D
Have a great day and night Anja. Hope your slaves make you smile. Have fun Anja.. Kiss on your cheek. :)
And YES i still wanna marry you ;) Naked, balls tied and on one knee to propose to you... :D
Have a great day and night Anja. Hope your slaves make you smile. Have fun Anja.. Kiss on your cheek. :)
RE: Chat lingo
Ok I dont visit comm chat a whole lot so, exactly what is "bb" supposed to be? I seem to be bombarded when I do go in there.
RE: Chat lingo
Does everyone on here lead such a boring life? I have never had the time to learn the "lingo" Too busy doing lingo...lol
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
google can help :)
http://images.google.fr/images?svnum=10&hl=fr&lr=&q=relic+hunter&btnG=Rechercher
the person that told you is not quite right.. IMHO
http://images.google.fr/images?svnum=10&hl=fr&lr=&q=relic+hunter&btnG=Rechercher
the person that told you is not quite right.. IMHO
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
I was once told I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt .. but I doubted it then, and ever since I look less like a tooth-pick, I doubt it even more.
So, I look like no famous person :) the proof, I pass on the street and no heads turn :)
So, I look like no famous person :) the proof, I pass on the street and no heads turn :)
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Me and my big mouth..
It was 5 years ago that my bf at that time said so.. and I don't agree :P plus, since then I gained weight, and I don't look anything like her, maybe the hair :))
I rather look like the mask in scream.. but my mouth is smaller though
It was 5 years ago that my bf at that time said so.. and I don't agree :P plus, since then I gained weight, and I don't look anything like her, maybe the hair :))
I rather look like the mask in scream.. but my mouth is smaller though
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
I understand Psy - your saying you have a big mouth but not as big as the mask in scream :P
By the way I've never really gone for Jennifer Love Hewitt but the Mask in Scream mmmmmm (only thing that spoiled it was it's mouth was too big) lol
By the way I've never really gone for Jennifer Love Hewitt but the Mask in Scream mmmmmm (only thing that spoiled it was it's mouth was too big) lol
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
It's late Psy...your explanation is in vain, we all know now, that you are beautiful:-))
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Sheesh your problem if you want to believe in lies like that :P
Thing is if I were to look like that, I would have been famous around here .. as a chathost, that is
Thing is if I were to look like that, I would have been famous around here .. as a chathost, that is
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Please keep me dreaming Psy..., but if you really want to prove, you dont look like Jennifer Love Hewitt, send me a photo please:PP
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
I don't do this :P I even refused someone I have on my yahoo list, that I met here.. few know how I look like, I don't want to be sued for moral damage.. so, I want to keep the mystery :P
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Ntz
Not possible :P plus, I don't know your cc name. And anyway, you can use your imagination :P
1.70 m / 65 kilos / brown eyes / long auburn hair
tadaaaa :P
Not possible :P plus, I don't know your cc name. And anyway, you can use your imagination :P
1.70 m / 65 kilos / brown eyes / long auburn hair
tadaaaa :P
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Wow...better and better...like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Did you know i love brown eyes?:PP
I'll give you my cc name if you'll send me your pic:PP
I'll give you my cc name if you'll send me your pic:PP
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Send the pic where? :P
I don't look like that girl at all, it was an ex bf that said so, and he was wrong
And my brown eyes are rather hazel-green-yellowish :P
I don't look like that girl at all, it was an ex bf that said so, and he was wrong
And my brown eyes are rather hazel-green-yellowish :P
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
You're always nice Psy...i know already:PP
Good night and sweet dreams:-))
Good night and sweet dreams:-))
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Damn, that man in the middle of the pic, from this viewing angle looking like me...wondering what i am doing there with you Gorty:PP
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
to me you look like none of them.you are much more beautiful :-))))
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Come on, don't inflate this girls ego more than it is now. She'll soon blow up like a overblown balloon!!!
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Hmm nothing reminding me.:( Though I was told today by another person I look like the actress.
Perhaps if to look from some angle i may look like her but if to look only on my toe on my left feet I may look like Woopy Goldberg.
I even found I look more like Merilin Monro than like Sydney Fox.
Perhaps if to look from some angle i may look like her but if to look only on my toe on my left feet I may look like Woopy Goldberg.
I even found I look more like Merilin Monro than like Sydney Fox.
RE: Sydney Fox investigator
Hope you won't mind me correcting you - it was Vivien Leigh.
If you look like her you must be a beautiful woman :P
If you look like her you must be a beautiful woman :P
They wonderful cameltoe!!!!
I think there would be a lot of attention if more women had some pics of their gorgeous cameltoes. Just my opinion, but I find them very attractive and sensual.
RE: They wonderful cameltoe!!!!
... and they can borrow my camel to take the pics if they want ... or my llama, but llamatoes ain't so hot IMHO
RE: They wonderful cameltoe!!!!
May i stroke your pet too? Maybe it'll help to me too reduce my blood pressure:PP
hello ppls
Whats the craic in this crazy site.. Many girls to choose from and so little time to do it... Hope i can last all day and night :D hahaha
Depends on my category i suppose and who i visit.. Non-adult for some fun and friends... Adult for the kinky part of my brain and the Dungeon for the part of me that wants to get my ass spanked.. :P
So who will i see first.. Eney, meiny, miney mo catch my tiddler by the................ I`m glad my tiddler doesn`t have a toe, otherwise my doctor put my transplant in the wrong place :D hahhahahaha
So girls watch out for my TOE it might come visiting... VERY SOON :P
Glad to be here and hope to have great fun and friends:)
Be happy all and no fights... Unless i`m involved that is... But only if its a mud wrestling fight with a lovely girl.. :)
Depends on my category i suppose and who i visit.. Non-adult for some fun and friends... Adult for the kinky part of my brain and the Dungeon for the part of me that wants to get my ass spanked.. :P
So who will i see first.. Eney, meiny, miney mo catch my tiddler by the................ I`m glad my tiddler doesn`t have a toe, otherwise my doctor put my transplant in the wrong place :D hahhahahaha
So girls watch out for my TOE it might come visiting... VERY SOON :P
Glad to be here and hope to have great fun and friends:)
Be happy all and no fights... Unless i`m involved that is... But only if its a mud wrestling fight with a lovely girl.. :)
banner exchange
Hello guys, if anybody would like to exchange adult banners with me pls let me know in cc mail or mimmy_80@yahoo.com
RUDE
its too bad that even when speaking to a single person publically in non english that you are too f*****g stupid to use private button in community chat room. do u f*****g realize how you turn off people "xgingerbaby" ? and they leave CC. RUDE as they come. Good night.! have fun with no members girl.
RE: RUDE
This seems like a "slight" over-reaction by someone just because a host has a chat in her own language for a while. I think the member looks like the rude one to me
RE: RUDE
anyone can use the ignore button, I do not know this host and I am not her friend, but some people need to be more tolerant of what and how they say things in the forum. And in personal forums too! call ppl stupid and exhibiting your lack of self control using ** to cover up foul mouth is Rude
Where is my dad?I need to tell him about this horror
Waaaa.That was so terrible I still cant get over my shock.How someone could talk in russian in ComChat when so many girls and even members are talking in tagalog and others languages in Com Chat.
I was just opened ComChat and didnt even see there cos I dont care what were they talking about. But I thought I needed to report her just cos I need to complain about something.
I was just opened ComChat and didnt even see there cos I dont care what were they talking about. But I thought I needed to report her just cos I need to complain about something.
RE: Where is my dad?I need to tell him about this horror
:-)))))) again you make me smile.on ya gorty!
RE: RUDE
I just hope the experience hasn't scarred you for life anonymous.
I was in there once and not only did someone speak in their own language but they were also typing in upper case.
I have never fucking recovered (oops I was bad I didn't use the little ****'s).
I was in there once and not only did someone speak in their own language but they were also typing in upper case.
I have never fucking recovered (oops I was bad I didn't use the little ****'s).
RE: oh! the sense of humour
Yes rules are for everyone but there are some rules, that in the grand scheme of things, don't really matter a great deal.
In my opinion the rule that only English should be spoken in the comm chat is one of them.
What about phrases such as Deja Vu? Allowed or not ?
In my opinion the rule that only English should be spoken in the comm chat is one of them.
What about phrases such as Deja Vu? Allowed or not ?
RE: RUDE
hey dude relax
try doing what i do
i assume all hosts that openly other than english is insulting and/or mocking me. so from now on, i just make note to never see them. same rule applies to all that flood.
so in general i will rarely visit any commchat host, normally there are 400 or 500 hosts that never visit chat . no loss on my end :D
try doing what i do
i assume all hosts that openly other than english is insulting and/or mocking me. so from now on, i just make note to never see them. same rule applies to all that flood.
so in general i will rarely visit any commchat host, normally there are 400 or 500 hosts that never visit chat . no loss on my end :D
RE: RUDE
another small minded person who when faced with decent opinions does not have the vocabulary to debate with common decency & resorts to cheap insults.your insults tell us a lot more about your lack of character than they do about the person you insulted.one more thing"no mirrors in your home,oil painting?"tisme
RE: RUDE
this is not so much about rules. a rule should not be needed. it is about respecting other people. if you wish to converse in another language do it in private. to do it publically excludes others and shows ones lack of manners and classlessness.
RE: RUDE
And if they did it in private it wouldn't exclude you ?
As for finding someone that speaks in the language they have spoken all their life to be lacking in manners and class.You must have led a very sheltered life.
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As for finding someone that speaks in the language they have spoken all their life to be lacking in manners and class.You must have led a very sheltered life.
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RE: RUDE
I just report non english chat to CC.. after they get penalty points, they think twice about repeating. Dont forget as well as comm chat, they also have chathost chat where they can speak any language they like... easy enough for them to be in both chatrooms at the same time if they want..
RE: RUDE
If it wasn't for the fact that this is an adult site I would think I was back in Kindergarten.
What a bunch of fucking cry babies.
What a bunch of fucking cry babies.
RE: RUDE
wow you are so big cool & strong.do you report jaywalkers,litterers,double parkers etc. i will sleep well now knowing you are out there policing cc!
RE: RUDE
no it is selfish.you only report those things that offend YOU! if it was community spirit you would report ALL misdemenouts not those rhat you choose!
RE: RUDE
it is a community like where you live.so you are telling me that if you are in your local mall & people are talking in another language they are being disrespectful & rude to you?its just that you are a gossip & want to know everything being said.grow up!
RE: RUDE to Ginger
you tell them dude or dudette.most of these whingers just come here to moan & gripe & insult others because they probably can't say anything at home as they live in fear of their wives/girlfriends if they even have one. they are really just insignificant things who prove the saying"empty vessels make the most sound".
Spammers are out in force tonight. I will avoid this place for a while
Heavenly confessions
There were 2 women, Linda, and Angie standing at the Pearly Gates of heaven, exchanging stories on how they died.
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
Whale lessons
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
What a jerk
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
School girl job
Mr. Brown the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive.
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
BUTTHEAD
Let's play. Use left button.
http://www.hostmaster.org/~thomasz/zidane/zidane.html
http://www.hostmaster.org/~thomasz/zidane/zidane.html
RE: BUTTHEAD
By any chance, did one of those kicks happen to knock you in the head, Marco?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
RE: loool so true
Wondering why we have already 5 referees in every match, if they are so blind? Zidane headed Materazzi at least ten times during the game already, when Elizondo sent out him from the field:PPPP
I Just wanted to say hello again to Francoise. She is so nice and beautiful! Go see her! She is awesome! I have had good videos with her all the time! Love those nails of her too! Have care on you my friend! HUGs
Soldier stands guard:-))
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"