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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave, and turn it on until its Bill Withers.
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RE: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

hahahahahahaha...does a lot of people still remember him?...hay

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RE: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

jeez... thats an old joke and you must be as old too! hahaha... don't worry I am also old enough to have heard it ;-)

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Why???

I came to CC from a random link. I know these girls are here for money yet why do I fall in love with them and why do I keep coming back?
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RE: Why???

could it be that you're just as much an idiot as me?
if so, god help you, man.

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RE: Why???

I think it's because most of the girls are so easy to talk to you can lose yourself in your own fantasies which you don't get at home.

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RE: Why???

I am in the same situation I love so many girls here... :P

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RE: Why???

Don't worry, once you've been here about 4 years, you'll start to get bored.

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4 years???

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RE: Why???

you are so right

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RE: Why???

because your offline life sucks, oh and these girls give you somethingyou do not get offline i.e. beautiful girls wanting to talk to you. oh sure if you pay most of them , that is, but think about it this way, gf = dates, gifts, condoms, gifts, oh did i say gifts twice? then weddings more gifts, diapers ( because you forgot more condoms, a house.
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$1.00 +/- per minute
both options give you same results, an empty life full of credit card debt and one bicep larger than the other

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RE: Why???

sooo true about debt and credit cards... but, mate, try doing it both hands. works well for me ;)

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RE: Why???

Fortunately I don't care about the money but I fell for a host and then she split. That was tough but still I chat with girls here from time to time. This time though I don't believe a word and then we're all happy.

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RE: Why???

No one is being punished and I'm not a bitter man. Not a coward either.
I will trust again and hopefully fall in love again. Maybe with someone from here or somewhere else.

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RE: Why???

I hope so;)

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I've lost love and found it again before. So will you hurt host.

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RE: Why???

Your self confidence takes a battering I know. I've lost twice too. third time lucky

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RE: Why???

you miss the point I think....

as they say " Is better to have loved and lost then never love at all "

Love is hard , the best , and the worst , the highest and the lowest , I have been lucky and been in love a few times in my life .

some short and bright like a firework , and some longer and deeper and more caring .. but all amazing .........I hope I will get again . and maybe a few times more ...

its what life is about ..

I never feel so alive - high or low as when in love ..

I live a normal life ,, but these times are so special..

Im a very lucky guy ....

and remember it does not matter if its a CC girl , or a local girl , or someone u met on holiday .. - is 2 people . thats all.. there lives crossing at a time and place .. where and why you met is not important .........its the fact you did .. that chance ,,, and that you both chose to make something of it ...............

enjoy ...

it so fantastic..

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RE: Why???

A life with regrets is a life wasted.
Learn from the past. Then don't waste time
to experience more out of life!
Life is so short as it is.

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RE: hairy or shaved?

Trimmed:PP

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RE: hairy or shaved?

I much prefer to be shaved :)

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RE: hairy or shaved?

Waxed

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RE: hairy or shaved?

creative shaving. a lightning bolt or daisy trimmed into a hots's fun region would be cool.
or maybe a dollar sign to help keep me mindful of the money I'm shelling out to see it.
not completely bald, but a well-groomed "landing stip" is what I prefer. yep, that's this perv's opinion.

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RE: hairy or shaved?

I don't really like completely shaved although I do find it fascinating. I suppose I prefer trimmed.

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RE: hairy or shaved?

Shaved definitely. So much better to eat. A little landing strip is quite acceptable though. I'm shaved myself, so sex with a shaved girl feels altogether hornier too.

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RE: hairy or shaved?

Hairy, but under control. Although trying to find that here is getting more and more difficult

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RE: hairy or shaved?

like more?
yes mam
i like more and more

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RE: hairy or shaved?

hairy of course

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Redfluffy, what do you like urself?

Do you prefer shaved, trimmed or hairy?

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RE: Redfluffy, what do you like urself?

Oh my god! Not hairy! Come on people (boys and girls) it's not the 70's any more. Get that razer out!!

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RE: Redfluffy, what do you like urself?

Honestly, what on earth is more beautiful than a lovely girl having a beautiful and natural forest to protect her kingdom of heaven ? I'm sick with the fashion for deserts, which makes the lovely animal beardless and without mystery, without fantasy, and for me it's a real turn-off as it gives the girl a fore pubescent aspect.
That fashion has been inspired by porno movies watcher, who don't care about what think the girl but only to their own pleasure.
My advice to chathosts is to follow their heart inspiration, and not the desires of a few customers. It's YOUR animal, and it belongs only to you to decide what is the best for it.

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RE: Redfluffy, what do you like urself?

best thing is a big hairy pussy

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Very Hairy!!!
I do notlike the kiddy look of a shaved pussy!!

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RE: hairy or shaved?

did u do an oral sex for ur "very hairy" girl?

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Con't RE: watch.cnn

From the comments, rants and raves, I would like to ask a simple question or rather it is a tally:

Who is anti-semitic, anti-Israel, pro-Israel, or pro-Hisbollah?
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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

More people have been murdered in the name of God than any other cause.

If I were king I would ban all organized religions allowing religion only in the privacy of one's home.

Until Israel is relocated out of the middle east there will never be peace there...........never and indeed if Nostradamus is right the final war of wars could start there.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Nostradamus the original Mr Vague :D

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

relocate israel out of the middle east?

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I will tally that a anti-Israel.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

chalk me up as being pro-peace. nothing more

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I agree with anonymous for once. there's been too much blood shed over religion and, as we keep being told, there is only one God but with different names he/she is either having a good laught at out expense or we've all been conned for thousands of years.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

If there is truly only one God surely he would intervene. How can there be such bloodshed and innocents being killed whilst He sits idly by. There is no such Entity. Only power crazed imbeciles on both sides that cannot see any further then the end of thier nose. Only mankind with its supposed high intellect inflicts this kind of atrocity. But don't be fooled in to thinking this is the only place this happens. On a smaller scale race/religion causes deaths worldwide. In the UK here this weekend a muslim teenagere was killed in a racially motivated attack. What goes through the perpetrators mind is anybody's guess. Saddens the hearts and minds of decent thinking people.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Then I will tally that as anti-Israel since Anonymous claims Israel should be relocated.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I didn't agree with everything he said. Isreal deserves it's place but this war has been going on for thousands of years and it's always the innocents that get killed or maimed for the sake of religion.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Anti-semitic, anti-Israel ... can they be separate?

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

yes the can be seperate if the israeli state wasnt trying to ethincally cleanse palestine of the palestinian population .
the keeping of palestinians in camps with restriction of movement has left the population dependant on the un to provide food.
israel is the only country to bomb a un hospital .
have you ever wondered why even in relative peacetime about the numbers of childern murdered by the idf ?. former idf conscripts have told international audiences about deliberate shooting of palestinian childern as target practice . cnn once showed a father and child cowering against a wall surrounded by idf , when the child (3-4yrs old aprox ) moved he was shot .

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

As long as the Jews behave like the Nazi's did what can you expect?

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shhesh
firt yu boys are going to relocate israel out of the mideast. over htire dead bodies and 200 nukes. they ain't leaving children

and now they behave like the nazis
what kid of gas chamber is that again

]they will fight to the death and if you were them
so would you

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I am happy if they want to fight to the death - then we have peace

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I will tally that as both anti-Israel and anti-semitic.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I will tally that as pro-Israel.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

what does this statement (really) mean warchant? Again you make little or no sense. what else is new?

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and as for you anonymous you know i type badly and don't care
comparing israel to the nazis is just stupid
and i just would like to know who came up with the stupid of relocating an entire nation with all those nukes
they aren't leaving
try getting infor from someplace other than tv news

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

so going to defend one's national borders against terroist barbarism firing hundreds of missles that go inside one's national borders, taking the lives of it's citizens is considered behaving life the "nazis?" if you really believe what you say chant, ive got some wondeful real estate on the moon for sale, and it's going cheap!...by the way when is your lobotomy?

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

The BBC news reports show the outcome from both sides. And quess which side has killed the most woman and kids? Which side has carpet bombed? Which side has taken out power plants, roads, and water supplies? Which side had used planes to target cars on roads? So the link to Nazi behaviour fits well.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

no, the link to any nazi side from what Israel had done is completely bias, uncalled for, and anti-semetic to say the least. but hey, it really doesn't matter now, opinions have already been formed and sides have been taken..........civilians have been killed and wounded on both sides........but i know it won't matter what you say "ha" or what i say, we're just expressing individual opinions, and u know what, i would much rather support a country that strives to be Democratic, rather than support one that practises Muslim Extremism. If you are to compare anything to Nazism in the modern world, try comparing it to Muslim Extremism......Just read ur recent history, Afghanistan and the legacy of the Taliban would be a good start for you! There you will find your similarities to Nazism, Extremism, and Barbarism in the 21st century...........sounds like you have a lot of studying to do......but if you are a believer in Extremism, forget the books, you can join Dr. Goebbles in the burning of books...........but in the end even the good doctor got burned! not to worry, i know what side you're coming from! Armbands are a dime a dozen! oh before i forget....Seig Heil to ya bro!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

realist you better read again what i said
i merely replied to some idiot who said those things
perhaps it was you

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Your comments are still dumb - if you love the Jews so much go and live with them. You will feel at home with the current Nazi's.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

mmmm The words Pot, Kettle and Black jump into my mind

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Your logic if any eludes me - my remark was aimed at a Nazi lover. Not sure why a pot needs to be involved, unless ur smoking some!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Sorry it was my mistake I credited you with more intelligence than you obviously deserved and after your post I really should have known better.

Just for you

It is the Pot calling the Kettle Black.

and again just for you. This means that you say that the previous posters comments were dumb in a post that was even more dumb.

But on the plus side you have now managed to push that post into second place for the dumbest post on cc.

Just in case you can't understand that I mean that your post to me was even dumber.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Boo Hoo - you need to get out more, and stop taking the high moral ground. It is clear that your IQ is at the lower end of normal. Matched with a real lack of insight into current affairs. Still CC has a place for you, as the number one poster of rant and ramblings. Keep it up, we need a good laugh, and you are an endless supply of laughs.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

boo hoo, just another terroist in his own right

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Hey well done you even out dumbed your friend.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Oh come on lol are you saying that your comments show "a real insight into current affairs"

"If you love the jews so much go and live with the nazi's"

Very Intelligent. Very Insightful.Very Mature.

Oh and rant and ramblings - pot kettle and black spring to mind again my friend.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

yes we've seen the likes of boo hoo before. arent they in the Im better Than You Are Crowd? or is it, the im all knowing crowd, and everyone else dont know shit?!

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My Final Word as all I'm getting is mindless drivel

You are wrong I am sure you do know shit. You must do as you talk enough of it.

Yes I have decided to sink down to your level :D

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thats a good move boo hoo, im very proud of you for admitting as much. it's good to sink to my level on occassion!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

always missing the point LOL.........so what else is new? lmfao!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Another mindless post - make a point that makes sense - this is not the school yard.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

lol you are well named. Can you show me your post that meets these criteria?

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

obviously you meant boo hoo missing the point.....think he's the new Dr. Goebbles!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Good change of name lol.

None of my posts were about the rights and wrongs of the war just the hypocrisy of the dumb person calling another poster dumb.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

since theyre not about the rights and wrongs, why the hell are u posting here anyway? why dont you READ the original post, or start ur own! another pseudo intellectual, my god thts all we need!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

no chant it wasn't me, and yes your playing both sides of the isle again........why can't you just pick a side, for once?

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I will tall that as anti-semetic.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

No idea who is right - but when I see carpet bombing of a city, I quess I figure that the one side has more firepower. And is keen to use it whenever and wherever it wants.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_the_Arab-Israeli_conflict

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://www.gush-shalom.org/thewall/
http://www.inminds.co.uk/

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://www.jatonyc.org/ unbeliveable

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://www.btselem.org/english/About_BTselem/Index.asp

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Very interesting links... Thanks guys....

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Referenced articles will not be be considered constituting an answer to the original post.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

If you had Ben Laden and his followers living in Iowa surrounded by Americans do you think there would be peace?

Im saying that when you put cultures that have nothing in common and surround one with the other what do you expect. I agree the only long term solution is to relocate Israel; it was created after WW2 because of sympathy for the victimes of that war and now it needs to be relocated since it was a bad choice.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Jews have ties to the area that go back to Biblical times.... Ties they claim gives them a right to the exitence of Israel....
And the Zionist movement began well before the end of World War II... the First Zionist Congress met in 1897 in Europe to dicuss the creation of a sovereign Jewish state and a return to the homeland most Jews were driven from during Roman times in the Jewish Diaspora.....
I seriously doubt anyone is going to convince them to just pack up and leave....

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

you have 6 million in Israel surrounded by hundreds of millions of Arabs etc.................number have strength and in the end numbers will win..........and lets not forget about the Muslim bomb

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No one seriously wants that... I refuse to believe that things would escalate to that point... If it does, it's Armageddon....
All the violence and all the political posturing that's going on now, it makes me sick.... I just hope a cease fire happens soon, and all sides somehow are able to get together and reach a diplomatic solution for a peace that actually lasts...

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Its like a cyst; it inflames and then subsides..........over and over. Don't hold your breath on a solution in our lifetimes.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Saudi Arabia proposed a peace plan back in 2002 that was actually supported by the entire League of Arab States.... The first time a peace proposal has ever had that organization's unanimous backing.... It would have been something if actual, serious talks could have begun from that point 4 years ago......

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Peace_Initiative

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Your right Anonymous it's true what you say about the 'Sadi peace package.' Problem was that the radical elelments of the PLO (and otherwise) rejected that proposal......otherwise meaning Hamas and Hisbolah had it their way

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

And now Hamas is the democratically elected power in the Palestinian Authority and Hezbollah is a democratically elected fixture in the Lebanese central government....
That peace plan was agreed to by the Arab League in Beirut too.... It's a sad slide from that opportunity that was there to where things are now....

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

there are No Excuses for missed oppertunites in the name of Peace! This is what happens anywhere when a leader, a group, a country, etc, walks or should I say runs out on an oppertunity of a life time, to have have Peace, not War!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

what muslim bomb? LMAO!
oh yea u mean civilian airliners transporting innocent civilains..ur bomb of choice!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Pakistan with Iran soon to follow nimrod................

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so what anonymous, I suppose by your threat that you mean we are to be shaking with fear? Perhaps 48, 67, 73, 86, are just a few dates that you might remember? Oh that's right, on the great military and historical expertise that commented earlier, we lost all of those conflicts...lol....But yes it's true since we went along with UN resoutions at the time, we upheld our end of the deal and withdrew from SL. Now it's obvious, we should never have withdrawn!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

So what? In 62 the world came within one mistake of nuclear holocaust in the Cuban missle incident. Pakistan's leader is one bullet away from being the end of a pro western position and Iran is the biggest supporter of state sponsored terrorism now. Nuclear proliferation continues and with it the risk of nuclear exchange where ever that might be of advantage to those who have it...............its not just about Israel.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Agreed. I was just commenting on the original post dealing with middle eastern affairs. As to the "big deal," it certainly is a big deal as to what happens in the middle east, as this is now the hot spot for a potential beginning of a much wider war. It will of course no longer "just" be about Israel should this conflict widen, but I will repeat that Israel did not start this most recent conflict. It all started with the capture and killings of some of our troops on their own side of the border. They did nothing wrong, they just happened to be "our" soldiers!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Once you bargain with such people it just guarantees more of it in the future; Israel normally does not but it makes a few exceptions.......now the exception becomes the rule for soldiers and we have the result..........more bloodshed.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

The IDF is great against a much weaker force, and only with help from the USA. To hark back to at least 1986, is really living in the past 20 years is a long time, and things chance. Lets not forget that the IDF ran away from the Lebanon because of the ongoing lose of IDF life.

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If you truly studied the Arab-Israeli "peace accords" put forth in the UN in 1948, it was the Palestinians who completely withdrew from those talks...........Had they stayed in the debate, they might very well have had an independent Palestine, and all the fighting since then would have been for nil! Here is the *Real Problem*......... The "radical extremists" of the Palestinian community have always stood for the complete and total destruction of a Jewish Homeland, regardless where it is located..........It only makes sense that the Jews would want to return to their biblical homeland, and this holds the same for the Arabs......Problem is that anti-semitism existed back in those biblical days, just as it still exists today.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

well then not sure, if you don't know the difference between 'carpet bombing' versus surgical stratigic strikes, you are obviously watching a movie from the past and not the news of the current.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Just watch the BBC news, that will show you what I mean. As for comparing with WW2 - I did not compare. But carpet bombing is what is taking place.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

yes i absolutely put my trust in "whatever the BBC says"........give me a break!
geezzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

I will count that a anti-Israel.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Yes, they can be seperated. Anti-semetism is the dislike of semites (Jews).

Not all Israelis are Jews and those who grew up with parents from the Holocaust do not practice Judiasim.

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

might interest all of you to know
arabs are semites too

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

And we would care because?

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

why shouldn't you care about any comments made in this thread? the world is posed on World War 3, and you don't care?!

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

Isreal targetted a couple of ambulances yesterday. this is not a clean fight

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

And carpert bombing, and hiting cars taking away people from the fighting, and so on....

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,6-2282705,00.html

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RE: Con't RE: watch.cnn

http://wizbangblog.com/2006/07/25/inside-hezbollahs-media-spin-machine.php

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Why I love this Site

Sexsuality without commitment. Women doing what you want without words. On demand beauty by the minute. Role playing with no limits.
Anytime anywhere...........if there were a CC before I got married I would never have married..... who needs the shit you get from woman when you are married...........stay single if you are wise you horny bastards and don't fall for the tender trap.........................ever
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RE: Why I love this Site

lol surely a real woman is better than a virtual one.

Then again you may have a point :P

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RE: Why I love this Site

I see CC saved one woman on the earth from a marriage with a naughty perv:PP

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RE: Why I love this Site

i agree completely Neveragain.

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RE: Why I love this Site

What is a real woman?

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Tour de France

Can we change the name to the United States Tour of France? 8 years in a row now US dominates, winning 11 of last 21 years!
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RE: Tour de France

who cares:-/

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RE: Tour de France

Duh.. the name is probably because they're going around France and not US ?

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RE: Tour de France

re-read it again........slowly

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RE: Tour de France

Viva la USA... we now dominate cycling... next Football???

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RE: Tour de France

Dream on...

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RE: Tour de France

yes eventually

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RE: Tour de France

Just don't mind me this time, 39C+ can't have a positive effect on me :P

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RE: Tour de France

I would have thought a hot girl like you could handle the heat Psy :D

Damn I'm turning into Alex :P

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Ohh no, please....poor Psy. I guess one naughty, perv Alex is enough for her..., however who knows, she is hot now:PPPP

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RE: Tour de France

Its very very hot in your pocket too...and i dont mind:PP

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RE: Tour de France

I used to live in regions with +20 in summer.. so, getting at +35 and more, it's a bit difficult.. staying naked is a helping a bit, but not much :P

Is it bad to become like Alex ? :P

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RE: Tour de France

No, its really good if you become naked:PP

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RE: Tour de France

I am naked.. I'm usually naked :P

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RE: Tour de France

I am curious...I am more curious...:PP

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RE: Tour de France

Maybe you more drug access than other countries. Not the first time I guess

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RE: Tour de France

By the way congrats for Floyd Landis. He deserved this win. He helped a lot in last years for Armstrong.

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RE: Tour de France

The last winner not american was italian and about football: We are the Champions of the World. Where are french?

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RE: Tour de France

On Materazzi's chest?:PP

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RE: Tour de France

And the French and others are burning American flags and chanting "death to America" again.

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RE: Tour de France

so they are....and visa applications for emigration are at an all-time high...

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RE: Tour de France

so they are mad again and burning flags again, what else is new? It is my guess that the US flag gets burned up more than any other flag in the world. Not to worry however, the US flag industry is working on a completely fire retardent flag made out of ? so in the near future when these flags hit the commercial market, they will be virtually indestructive! of course those who want can make their own flag and then burn it............no big deal!

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Tricking a Nun:-))

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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yes, very good. Ha! Ha! Ha!

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lol alex!you make me laugh!:P

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Johnny's Camp Trip:-))

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
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I hope you didn't know this joke ever since you were a kid :P

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Once, when i was a kid (about 12 ys old), i was peeping with my friends our young teacher (she could be about 25), while she was having a shower...ohh, she little goose, she thought all the camp is sleeping around midnight:PP..., but unfortunatelly we havent been so brave like Johnny...:PP

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excellent

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Jiverman you stopped the flow :(

Psy and Alex were going for their longest thread yet :P

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RE: Johnny's Camp Trip:-))

Lol no no, not yet, I'm waiting for a more interesting subject.

Alex was a perv ever since he was a kid, I see.. wonder how much he's now :P

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The fact that i am on a site, where i can peep girls...tell everything how perv i am now:PP

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quick questions

when i want to reply to a specific message posted here, am i supposed to click "reply" on the actual message i wish to reply to, or am i supposed to go to the last message in the same string, open it and click "reply" and note who i'm replying to with a "to" in the "from" field from there?
also, if i see a message from someone else saying that the message is "to" another person, is it rude for me to reply to that message if i'm not the person who the person who wrote the message originally meant to "to" to?
don't want to step on anybody's toes.
thanks in advnace for any helpful help you can help me out with by helpfully offering, anybody.
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dude, stepping on people's toes is what these forums are all about! It is easiest to click on "reply" in the actual message you wish to reply to rather than going to the last message. Make some posts, make some friends, make some enemies ... but above, all have some fun!!

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RE: quick questions

If you want to reply to a precific message reply on the actual message rather than the last message in the thread as it then becomes confusing to figure out who you are replying to (especially if there are a lot of anonymous posts)

If you want the person to know who it is to you are best to put this in the subject field and your own name in the from field.

This is a general forum so post replies to whoever you like (if anyone complains that's half the fun :P)

Finally have fun :D

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RE: quick questions

There used to be a convention in this forum when topics changed or you were directing comments at a particular person that you would change the subject to reflect this. Sadly such tidy posts are long gone, and I rarely see it done these days. But you never know, someone may start again and it could catch on. ;)

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Cucumber Sandwiches

I like them :D

What about you ?

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tomato and cucumber

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oh and cheese and cucumber

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Tuna & cucumber :P

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Cucumber and chicken tikka masala sandwiches

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RE: Explain ..... Hot show

Attitude....

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chathost looks like she is having fun and feeling sexual and moving and acting like she enjoys it (as in, not putting the cam on a body part while watching tv or eating a sandwich, that's extremely un-hot)

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RE: Explain ..... Hot show

Not always ;)
The look and sound, of a seducive woman eating a peach mmmmmmmmmm :P:P:P

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RE: Explain ..... Hot show

Hey Ernie you speak for yourself. Some of us get turned on by sandwich eating.

Especially cucumber sandwiches :P

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connection between host & me not hers & my computer :-))

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seeing knees behind ears

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You&me, thats hot enough Electriminx:PP

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May i join for 4th? Just cause to equalize the sex rates:PP

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Water and Beer Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Shit!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Shit

BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of shit, drink BEER!!! It is far, far
better to drink beer and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information, I am doing it as a public service.
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now, I know what pepsi does to people!

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and u all say im stupid for drinking too much beer...fuck u all...im healthy...u aint LMFAO

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As always my Rice Wine is underated. Maybe here I can sneak a beer from Motorman....hehehehe

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What the hell is water?lol

BWT.. It hasn't rained here for months

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I see i am the healthiest here..., i like both:PP

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sounds good to me

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I want my very own Anne Robot.... ;-)

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toys r us

u will find your anne robot in the freaks section

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I hope you chosen career isnt as a stand up comic. If it is your family will starve.

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zSELENAz

new girl.lovely body.great smile.very sensual and sweet .perfect boobs:p
try her.but be patient to her she s new.
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On a pornsite i dont care if you have any brain or not. The most of members are here for sexy, hot bodies and no more. When i want chat about theory of relativity, i can find pretty good places for that.

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RE: zSELENAz

i agree in principle with that but it is nice to have a girl that can give a mentally stimulating time too. Its not just tits and pussy for me

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I'm still awaiting the day they prefect the sexrobot :(

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I would like to be someone's sexrobot...any volunteer?:PP

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Well,member,good point.It doesnt matter for u if we have brain or not,cos its a porn site in ur opinion.Well,my opinion is...i dont care about u at all,i care only about ur money,cos i work here;).MONEY MONEY MONEY :P greedy me:D:D:D

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We all know why are you here and hope you all know why we are here.
Finally a honest host answer.

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to "xyourdreamx"

I would love to spend the entire night with you making love and holding each other afterwards.
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In my opinion xMYDREAMx is much better in all ways ;)

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RE: Pls,

I think they are all pretty intelligent.

They get all us suckers to part with our hard earned cash :)

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I'd also mention AmazingAnne. She probably the most intelligent girl around. Reading through her postings it is obvious she is very smart.

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Thx,Anne,xurDreamsx.
To TR:I didnt ask you to give me your defenition or understanding of intelegence.I asked about hosts.

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I allways understood it one way.May be I told wrong.I meant smart hosts.It doesn't matter girl or boy.The ones from whom I may be tought something.I asked intellegent meaning the ones whom you consider intellegent.Or do you think I would ask you for the girls whom I consider intelllegent?The hosts who may be interesting and with whom you may talk about something and which will understood you.Who is broad-minded.

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Well I know there were/are/is on CC in no particular order, a chemist, a photographer, graphic designer, museum curator, accountant, teacher (more than one actually, Language, science, IT, primary, high school etc..) restaurant owner, travel tour operator, hotel manager, translators, sailing instructor, international business lawyer and legal assisants,.

Of course do not forget that for the most part sucessful hosts are all business women as well. And you find many who invest plenty of time and talent into making either themselves or other hosts into a profitable business.

CC has all sorts. Look around and you never know what you might find.

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RE: Pls,

I would disagree that for the most part successful hosts are all business women as well.

I would imagine that most are actually students studying to hopefully be a succesful person in their chosen career.

As for the ones you mention if they were all doing as well as you suggest I would think that they would have neither the time nor the inclination to be a host on cc.

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RE: Pls,

If you are looking for an intelligent and funny chat go see xPETITEx. She is well able to actively participate on a discourse about most any subject you could reasonably expect. Looks good too :)

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I don't want loose my time

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I think that's awesome!! must be really refreshing, but I would suggest beet roots (more vitamins and lovely color), or pineapples.

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I thought someone's friend liked to put a cucumber in her pussy, so why not to take it on next level and shove a pineapple beetroot down there? I think that is called creativity ;-)

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original poster probably meant eggplant, but was too lazy to type the whole word

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of course, I know what AN egg is, my sweety. I just didn't think girls can be that inventive. btw is that an ostrich egg she uses?

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I think it sounds fun.

Would she make me cucumber sandwiches afterwards :D

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RE: hot show

and squeeze orange juice with her pussy too...

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You bet. Basically she can cook anything with her thingie, even unfreeze a turkey :)

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RE: Breakfast

You mean the whole turkey at once or only by pieces?

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RE: Breakfast

Yuk, Turkey egg and cucumber what a combination. Whatever happened to eating pussy on its own. :P

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and I thought I had seen it all when she inserted an egg then a few mins later a chicken popped out, or was it a chicken then an egg? I cant remember which came first

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RE: Breakfast

Very funny overeasy! I'd like to use that line some time if I may.

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cucumbers have personalities?
strange? yes
interesting? Yes
if your friend enjoys her cucomber, then i am happy.
i spoke to a host once about it and she told me it is pleasing.
also, i think most of us have seen plenty of the dildo show.
a cucumber would be a nice change :D

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RE: hot show

I agree, but I don't recall seeing the hosts name in here anyplace.

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RE: hot show

miaxxx69 uses cucumber she takes it both her holes sexy black girl i love her shows with that big fresh cucumber muahhhh

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RE: hot show

wonder if she considers these her salad days :))

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for u

mmm may be you not like afterall you just say you do to please
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Masturbate:-))

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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hehehe :))

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hahahahaha

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Sheep:-))

Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
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RE: Sheep:-))

i cant believe it Alex : how could little Johnny wish it was dark mistery?...:D

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aga ...DM :)))

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He wished it was dark so he could fuck the sheep without anyone seeing him Gortensia :D

Hope that clears it up :)

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RE: Sheep:-))

Maybe they are friends:PP

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You are naughty today my little stork:PP

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Please eat me:PP

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sigh

remember when people used to post messages here? remember when you would refersh the page and find like 5 or 10 new messages posted? remember all the real characters too, like chicagoman and realist and chuck11 and wtf and a banana and mikebriggs? whatever happened to them?
those were good times alright. i miss em.
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They are all here with new nicknames:PP

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

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glad ther gone, thay screwed up the whole chatt
punks!

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... and this guy's the president of my fan club ... go figure!

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mikebriggs was like that. he was always talking about his construction job riding, around on his motorcycle, and shooting guns. he one time offered to fly to florida to beat up a guy here who was getting lippy. the guy chickened out, but i think mike really would have gone and done it. that guy was awesome.

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argh, that was when, 4 years ago? fuck, i disturbed myself by remembering forum drama from that long ago.

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and some of us haven't changed ...

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RE: sigh

oh ... my darling, my hero, my lovely...........xoxoxo

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RE: sigh

ok...attention seeking again...why the fuck wasnt i mentioned *goes to his corner feeling dejected*

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RE: sigh

imshy, one day i'll come to crush your fucking corner, i swear :)))))...dont go there anymore pls :D

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RE: sigh

nor i! i never get mentioned any more.(attention seeking) hey shy?is there room for me in that corner too?

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RE: sigh

sure...come on in paxo...bring some jagarmiester's and pizza and we will throw our own little party :)

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RE: sigh

nobody loves us anymore.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. pizza and jager it is.be right there.

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is cc working right now, or are there some tech problems?
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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!

on your - ... which language? anyway in russian it will be " S dn'om rojdeniya (tebya)" :-)

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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!

Which language, Tamilla?
You have Russian/English/French, I have also German/Italian. Take your pick, but tell us which language, please

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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!

Boldog szuletesnapot!
And now your job to find out, what is my language:PP

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Why are you studying then Lincsi?:PP

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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!

Lucky man:PPPP

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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!


Chinese

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RE: HELP!!! how to say on u language...HELP!!!

Maligayang bati sa iyong kaarawan
Happy birthday to you!

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gilocav dabadebis dges

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I Love this Car!

I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago. I had to
return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated. He said, "Watch this!"

The salesman said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie," he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the
speakers. I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd
say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. I
swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, "ASSHOLES!" The French
National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore,
backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and
Howard Stern on kazoo.

Damn! I love this car!
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Wow! That is AWESOME Bobby!
I had a similar experience today. I was in my room playing with my Licoln Logs after I ate up all peas like a good boy when my butt made a scoochie. It smelled like roast beef, asparagus, grandma's shoes, and a midget pickle. All at once!
I didn't have to say a magic word to make it happen neither. Nope, but I was thinking about the toilet and dryer lint when it happened!
Happy beans!!!

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before we saw pussy in open now its only 1 2 1 pff

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RE: so many

now u can see all u want in open session too - in instant actiom ;-) what's a problem? ;-)

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RE: so many

Any viewer with reasonable intelligence, has got to know there is a difference in what happens in open and what happens in 1 to 1 session. There are different reasons for that and there are viewers that "get it". The rest will complain, not that it helps, it is the only thing they know to do. ;) :D

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it may seem many members complain about 121 but if you think of the amount of members here,it is just thevocal minority"whinging about 121.the"silent majority"don't complain & realise that cc is not only the best site in terms of $ value but has also.overall,got the best variety of hosts

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As for me - i prefer one2one & even not coz price -'m doing.. specific shows. & its impossible to satisfy 2 or more viwers with totally different request. Actually i would like to have an option to choose 1-2-1 only ( with the price of my current open) so were no need to explain every time "sorry i'm in session already, plz could u join me later".
If to look from another side... i'm on CC nearly for half a year. Plz, tell me - when there were no one2one option - how many girls had 0.50 price? Viwers think that one2one option makes them pay more - but i think it gives a possibility to pay less - for chatting, flirting, teasing & ect. Full price - for full show, half price - for "half show" . Isn't it faithfully? Removing one2one option = bye bye 0.50 prices. Viwers talking about rules? Well, would it be more comfortable, if girls would raise prices if viwer wants full show, so viwers will pay currently one2one price for show in open sessions, without any privacy? To go one2one is viwers choice, right. But to set price - is a right of every chathost, & to decide, what to do in video - too, specially for lil shy.

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"Removing one2one option = bye bye 0.50 prices."
I can see you are pretty new here baby. 0.50 price exsisted before one2one too, so bye-bye one2one, we dont need it. If we want privacy, we can ask host to do a private session with password. The most of the host is misuse one2one option and the only one reason they like it, because they can get more money from viewers. And by the way i really dont care about prices in other sites. CC always had the best prices and still have, the only thing what bother viewers, that some host use one2one in wrong way.
Of course there is so much complain about one2one, because nobody like being deluded. I bet none of the members like it, just really few read this forum and there are always some new sucker, who you can cheat girls. So i really hope CC will cease this option very soon and old private sessions will come back. Thank you CC in advance.

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I have no problems with 1-2-1 jeje and yes I am a member :D

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You are the minority or you are a host.

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That's why exist private session with a password option.

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You are breaking the rules too. Show must be the same in open and one2one session. I can see none of the chathost can use correctly this option, so i agree with jeje, we dont need this option. And i am a member too, one from the majority!

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why do you empty vessels think you are in the majority? just because you whinge & whine like children complaining does not make you in the majority.the majority of members would not even come to this forum. i agree with xyourdreamx 121 gives you a closer feeling.no i'm not a host

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No as I said in my original post I am a member and how do you know I am in the minority?

Have you canvassed every other member on this site ?

Just because more people complain about than defend it does not mean that you have the majority. Just that people do not usually mention something that they are happy with but usually only when they are unhappy.

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what you said! :-)))

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"I can see you are pretty new here baby. 0.50 price exsisted before one2one too,"

Well, i know that its existed coz its minimum , setted by CC. I asked if it were so often, that half of lil shy have 0.50-0.75? & (if so) - did girls do FULL SHOW for such price??? Honestly, hard to believe.
& right now... Do hosts with normal price insist on one2one? I guess, no. & for hosts, who charge 0.50 is better to lose member, that want show in open session, then lose member, that stay for hours just chatting? without any open-session-nudity demands.

Myself i don't care about such global problem as one2one - not me, not my viwers never had any difficulties with it, I just try to explain u host's position. Host's ( & anybody else) will never do good work for money, that don't worth this work.. & .. one2one is viwers choice? Sure - if u don't want to go one2one u just don't go - thats all. Nobody forcing u, right? I can't see any problem.

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The show must be the same in open and in one2one session, so i can see you break the rules chathostk. Members possibility to choose one2one, if they want be alone with you, but the most important, that the show must be the same!!!!!
And dont tell me you are shy in open session or another crap. Who the fuk care how many viewer watching you at the same time. You must care with the first one only, and the second one can watch you dumbly or can leave you, its their choice again.

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An other "clever" host, who doesnt know the rules here. I see we really dont need one2one.

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RE: so many

The rules you're refering to, are they the descriptions of the One2One feature that are in the viewer and chathost F.A.Q.s?
If that's all you're going by, I'm sure you can see that there's some room for interpretation in them - that they're not 100% clear and absolute. Even if they were, I don't understand why you would want to use them to create hostility in the hosts who read the forum. Just be polite and pleasant and things usually go smoothly no matter the rules - That's been my experience anyway.

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"The show must be the same in open and in one2one session, so i can see you break the rules chathostk"
lol i'm breaking rules postinng on forum? Have u ever been in my video so u could judje if i break rules or no?
& about show MUST BE same & bla bla bla... U may program a robot, but not alive ppl. There is no some strick standarts for ANY show, & anyway, i don't have to do things, that i don't want to do, in any cathegory.

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1, You cant be sure if i have seen you or not.
2, Show must be the same= if you do strip in one2one, you MUST do it in open session too.
3, I can see why are you working here, but'll not tell you, i dont want hurt you, just for a hint, you understand things very hard. But dont worry, i shall be here to explain you again and again.

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lol don't worry, u won't hurt me. To be honestly, i think you need psyhologist's help

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RE: so many

it says don't use 121 to stop you performing in open but that does not mean they must be the same.you buy an ice cream sundae but its not the same as an ice cream sundae with nuts(which you pay extra for) but its still an ice cream sundae.same with a show.in open you get the show.in 121 you get the extras.novids4me

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well to start off, if she say she not get naked, i dont see her.
if she say naked only 121 then i think about charge.
if she say naked in both, it depends on my mood..do i want to be alone with her or have her chat with other members at same time.

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you are like a man clinging to the edge of a cliff by his fingernails.mostly the complaints are because you guys expect the same show you get in notsoshy & instant action in little shy because of the cheaper prices. reach deeper in your pockets & go to notsoshy or instant action

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"mostly the complaints are because you guys expect the same show you get in notsoshy & instant action in little shy because of the cheaper prices."

This may be true but I doubt it for the following;

In Little Shy there is no pre-requesit for nudity or anything more explicit. The member should realise this and discuss what he/she would like to see in text chat first.

Some hosts have cheap prices and get a quick regular turn-around of visiting members. Whether the host charges 50c or 99c in open she is expected to perform no differently to any show she may do in 121.

AFAICS the reason for 121 is so that the member, after ascertaining what the host will do for him/her in text chat, can then ask for 121 for total commitment to him.

Remember, prices charged are at the descretion of the host/studio within the guidelines set out by CC and these can be changed as often as required.

A little Shy is there to give the host the oportunuty to tease more, or to opt out of full or part-nudity due to their own feelings or even time of the month. So, if you are in Little Shy for this rason why would you be offering full nudity, toys, etc in 121; after all, you are shy, right? Surely you would offer your services in Not So Shy or Instant - yes?

If you are not in Little Shy for the above reason then there is no need to request 121 from the member because you are not too shy to do open after all.

Just my tuppence-worth.

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RE: so many

What really makes CC a great site.
Is that chathosts and viewers can interact with each other in a fun way! :) That is because chathosts have choice and some flexibility.
It bothers me that some viewers want to ruin what is great. Even harassing chathosts at their chatrooms and in the forum which is
obviously breaking the biggest rule. I thought viewers that conducted themselves this way could face a ban?
You can't make something for viewers and not for chathosts.
If 1 to 1 is for viewers, then 1 to 1 is for chathosts too!
If 1 to 1 is used to put chathosts at a disadvantage, then you will lose
what is most valuable here......the chathosts!


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RE: so many

"If 1 to 1 is used to put chathosts at a disadvantage, then you will lose
what is most valuable here......the chathosts!"

Surely the most valuable people here are the members; after all it is the members that pay CC staff their wages as well as the chat hosts.

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RE: so many

Another newcomer smartass. Before you answer to me, read my post carefully again, maybe you'll understand. When i have told must, i have meant shows must be the same in open and one2one, not that you must do everything, what any member tell you.

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MUST?you are kidding.there is a post further up"to jared"that sums it up.they do not have to be the same,just don't use 121 to not perform a show in open.that doesn't mean they must be the same.you are like that trouble-making hypocrite ass hole"blah2006"who was in commchat on saturday.

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all relationships r based on trust...if ur gonna continue being with this guy u need to trust him and he needs to trust u..by not telling him he could find out anyway and that would just cause probs 4 u....good luck

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u banger

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You got two choices girl, either he accepts you for who you are, or it's bye bye baby.

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I kind of agree with that too but hey , be proud of who you are whether its in work or out of it. If he can't accept that then he doesn't love you that much. True love is unconditional so if he doesn't accept it move on to the next guy. Good Luck anyway

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i think thee is no need to tell everything u do, all the details. u may say that u are a chathosts who just talk with ppl :)

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What you have to do is begin introducing your kinky slutiness into the relationship now. "Accidently" leave your butt plug on the coffee table when he comes over to next take you out swing dancing. When the "Honey bunny, what's this?" moment comes, that's when the education of your man-puppet begins. Move it along slowly, one wacko-fun sex aid at a time. Before you know it, you'll have your love muffin in nipple clamps, handcuffs, and head to toe in strawberry flavored love mud. THAT's when you pop the revelation that you entertain guys on the internet wiht your naughty bits. Heckeroonie, tell him then and he'll probably be jazzed up and ready to join you on cam touching his naughties too!
Good luck! God Bless! Smooches!

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Hmmm, I think, that TRUTH is best thing :)
And too, why U do this job?
Do you like this or U need earn money only?
How many hour per day U work?
This job take your time and your bf will ask for sure where are U and why U cannot stay with him, when he want be with you.
Tell him truth and time will say ......
Good Luck

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two lifes? you like what your doing here a lot? what does he want? would you change for him? most guys wouldnt want to marry a "kinky slut", well, on second thought, if the guy is willing to share all the time ........ hey, If he is a nice guy, would you be faithful? could he really trust you? what happens when you have kids together? will you still be a kinky slut?

Look i think if you want a decent relationship, or rather a normal one, you will have to give this all up, not many people respect what goes on here. many will use you, as i am sure you would or have used them too, for what your offering here, is this really something you are proud of?

Tell me what this world is coming to? why do you even have to ask what you did here in this post of yours, you lready know the answers.

truth in the end is best, even if he doesnt ever want to talk to you again, you created your own bed so to speak. BUT he for sure deserves to know the truth, the whole truth no matter what. AND if he still loves you and wants to be with you ....you for sure better be ready to say goodbye to being a kinky slut.

Just my two cents on the matter.

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I agree that you have to be honest with the guy if you truly want to have any kind of serious and lasting relationship with him. Having an honest relationship means talking with your partner about everything, not just telling him the things you'll think he'll be happy to hear or that he will readily accept. It means telling him the good and the BAD.

If you tell him about you working here, there is no doubt that he will have alot of questions he will want answered and when it is all said and done it is possible that you being a chathost is not something he is willing to accept and will want to end the relationship, but at least by telling him you have a chance to keep him. If however, he finds out on his own or is told by someone else, he will feel that you were sneaking around behind his back, which essentially is true, and that what you are doing on cam with other guys is cheating and dirty and that is why you hid it from him... and you will be sure to lose him.

So if you tell him yourself you have a 50% chance of losing him, but if you do not tell him he will eventually find out on his own and there is a 100% chance you will lose him.

Another thing you should be aware of, if you tell him about working here, your relationship together is most likely going to change in some ways, so you should expect that. As I said he will ask you alot of questions about what you do with guys on cam. When he hears about all the kinky things you enjoy doing with strange guys in vid he might feel jealous or angry that you enjoy doing wild and kinky things with strange men but only behave like a prudish good girl who only wants to hug and cuddle with him. No doubt he is going to expect you to start behaving more like a kinky slut in the bedroom with him and do some of the things in bed with him that you do in vid. That is not to say that he won't still want you to be a good girl, but only when you are not in the bedroom with him.

And finally, you must also expect him to have some rules that he wants you to agree to if you two are going to stay together while u continue to be a host. Things he does not want you doing in vid with other men, things he doesn't want you doing or saying to other men at work. For instance, he may say it is ok to continue working as a host, but talking on the phone with members or chatting with them in messengers like yahoo or emailing them is forbidden. He may also say something like it is ok to do the job but to have a strictly business attitude and that it is not allowed to talk about feelings with members or to say things like i love you. You will have expect that and remain calm, after all it is going to be a big shock to him and he will have a lot of emotions to work through over it. Just talk to him openly about it and come to an agreement about what is and is not acceptable for you to do at work...... something that works for the both of you. One of the most important things in a relationship, besides love and trust, is the ability to compromise. If you are unable to work as a team and resolve problems together in a way that is acceptable for both of you, then your relationship will have no future.

I wish you the best of luck.

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Well feel the vibes - if he is good guy then all is ok

My gf knows all about the women i have fucked - she knows of CC and is ok with it. Even surprised me when she came to russia and fucked a CC girl with me..

its cool :) you be surprised - might even open up stuff that you did not know about your bf too ! :) :) :)

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