General Forum
To 18JeNNiFeR
18JeNNiFeR u are just a bitchy girl and with your behavior u had offend the community of all real Mistress like me. BDSM it's a fine art and we are not here to ask money to our devoted slaves. The slaves they needs strong Mistress like me to be happy. To be a Real Mistress it's necessary a lot of discipline and time. What i read in your profile look like a joke but seriously BDSM isn't only a role play for me It's my way of life, my philosophy.
I hope here and now u give to our community of Mistress and Master your apologies and u cancel your profile instantly or i promise to u i'll searching and when i'll find u i'll spank, with my wood paddle, your big ass until u can't sit down on a chair for the rest of your life and maybe u'll understand what does means the word MISTRESS.
I hope here and now u give to our community of Mistress and Master your apologies and u cancel your profile instantly or i promise to u i'll searching and when i'll find u i'll spank, with my wood paddle, your big ass until u can't sit down on a chair for the rest of your life and maybe u'll understand what does means the word MISTRESS.
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
Cat fight!
Come on Real Mistress! If she would be the only one! Most of the girls here aren't bi or Domes... you found one to pick on?
Come on Real Mistress! If she would be the only one! Most of the girls here aren't bi or Domes... you found one to pick on?
to"real mistress"
get a grip! you do yourself a disservice with your post.my dear you are not a real mistress,only a fantasy mistress at best.what this other girl does is none of your business.if members don't like it,they wont go.so try to not let your over inflated opinion of yourself get in the way of reality.just enjoy your fantasy & let others do their best to make a living.
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
"Real" Mistress u did HER a real service....free advertising! LOL Way to go for someone u r "after". I just went to see her profile and checked and she was in vid. LOL This is too funny.
To RealMistress
and you are only a Real Mistress if the slaves allows you to be ... they are the ones on charge. Rise up slaves!!!
RE: To RealMistress
Seeing as you are a Real Mistress and "not here for taking money from our slaves" i assume everybody gets a free show now????. Don't talk such rubbish next time theres a good little girl !!!
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
What`s wrong with financial domination ? Some slaves love it so give her a break !
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
To all stupid bitchy girls like 18Jennifer: i'm not a chathost i like use my power on some slave men or girls here but i have also the responsability to check who anyone abuse of Mistress title...
I'm sure here other people they think like me
I'm sure here other people they think like me
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
Hey, what's wrong? As a real Mistress you should know BDSM is a many-sided thing. So since when is financial domination not a part of BDSM? Do you know it has its community in the Internet? How does it offend you and another Mistresses and Masters? Do you know the causes of moneyslaves why they come to obey just to a bitchy young girl instead of a classical strict Mistress? I know the only but enough reason - they like it. By the way what the difference between a real and not a real Mistress? What does real Mistress do here on CC? Oh yes, she earns money as all another hosts, right? Well, you have achieved the only result - good advertising for her.
RE: To 18JeNNiFeR
that girl 18jenifer is Yourdiamond too. really funny that she went from Nona dult to dungeon lol
Hosts with 2 nicks both live?
please no bitching at eachother this time.
does anyone know any.
no other replies and rebuttles.
i'd rather see a dead post then something foolish like the 'rule breaking hosts.
is it possible ?
does anyone know any.
no other replies and rebuttles.
i'd rather see a dead post then something foolish like the 'rule breaking hosts.
is it possible ?
RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?
Yes, there are some... It is allowed, though the courteous host (and I know several) log OFF the one when the other gets a viewer.
RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?
is possible, but both profiles have to be either in adult or non-adult.
AlpenGold and Aishka is my example of a host having two live sessions.
AlpenGold and Aishka is my example of a host having two live sessions.
RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?
johnzhon, u have no room to talk. u added to that last line of garbage and u lied on top of that. so, not listening to u for sure
RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?
okay i guess it was useless to ask that in english.
but you say i lied.
what lie did i tell?
but you say i lied.
what lie did i tell?
answer to question
It is not the same as when they make bread, and it burns when I pee, It can happen to anyone so don't make such a deal of it...and no i'm not yeasty because of the doughboy...very funny...kiss :)
RE: answer to question
nope, not an STD ... I would say she has been visited by Candida albicans.
Daughter's Purse:-))
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."
So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."
So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
Hollywood
It is said that in Hollywood the films have a Happy End, in comparison with the marriages, which have an Unlucky End....
so, there is a question........
Do you agree or not with this statement???
thanks all in advance :))))
so, there is a question........
Do you agree or not with this statement???
thanks all in advance :))))
RE: Hollywood
Well it might be true but it might also not be true. It is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle.
RE: holiday sugestion pls
How about Barcelona ? It has much to offer in terms of architecture with both old and new and is a cosmopolitan city . The beach resort is only 20 minutes away.
RE: holiday sugestion pls
I was wondering if you can send me more info on Barcelona. I have heard of the Costa Brava area and is that the beach area you were referring? I know that Barcelona is kind of close to this area, and was a location I was thinking of going on vacation in the near future.
Thanks in advance if you send me info.
Thanks in advance if you send me info.
RE: holiday sugestion pls
Croatia, Adriatic-sea: wonderful, crystal clear water, amazing islands, old (roman) buildings and cities, lovely bays, good food (fishes, shells), red wines and so on:-))
The Croatian Tourist Alliance should pay for me now a 2 weeks long holiday for this advertisement:PP
The Croatian Tourist Alliance should pay for me now a 2 weeks long holiday for this advertisement:PP
RE: holiday sugestion pls
In the winter you can't beat Argentina. Being in the southern hemisphere the seasons are reversed. December through February is a great time to visit. Because of their financial crisis the US dollar is worth more than 3 Argentine Pesos (they were one to one a few years ago). You can have a great time there and spend very little money. They have a great shoreline with many resort cities along the coast. The country is very modern. The people are great. The food and drink is amazing. It is my pick every winter. Who wants to go with me this year?
RE: holiday sugestion pls
Try the resorts of southern philippines or Palawan island off west coast of PI about 53 filipine pesos to a dollar great and cheap time lovs of sea and surf activities
RE: holiday sugestion pls
Why not, this year i havent been there yet. Will we go to the south or to the north?:PP
RE: holiday sugestion pls
LOL, who in thier right minds would go to Margate. A touch of sarcasm there perhaps. Go to the Loire Valley region in France. It is possibly one of the most beautiful areas of Europe. Also the beaches are great too
RE: holiday sugestion pls
I once went to Margate I think. Nice chips if I remember. But I agree Max more than one day would be too much (okay more than 1 hour :P).
But then again I am not in my right mins anyway so my opinion counts for diddlysquat.
But then again I am not in my right mins anyway so my opinion counts for diddlysquat.
RE: holiday sugestion pls
I would recommend Athens, Greece. Been there once and very romantic and the beaches are not that far from the main city.
No Dick
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the
doctor's. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!" "What's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I have no dick!"
So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back
in a week.
The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!"
"What's wrong?" the doctor asks.
"I have no dick!"
The doctor gives him a wooden dick and tells him to come back
in a week.
The last guy comes in and has the same problem. The doctor
gives him an electrical dick, and also tells him to come back
in a week.
A week later,the first guy with the metal dick goes to the
doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"
"Why?" asks the doctor.
"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to
shiver!" He walks out.
The next guy with the wooden dick comes in and says, "Doctor! I
hate you!"
"Why?" the doctor asks.
"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up
there!" He walks out.
The last guy with the electrical dick walks in and says,
"Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"
"Why?"
"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!"
doctor's. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!" "What's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I have no dick!"
So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back
in a week.
The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!"
"What's wrong?" the doctor asks.
"I have no dick!"
The doctor gives him a wooden dick and tells him to come back
in a week.
The last guy comes in and has the same problem. The doctor
gives him an electrical dick, and also tells him to come back
in a week.
A week later,the first guy with the metal dick goes to the
doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"
"Why?" asks the doctor.
"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to
shiver!" He walks out.
The next guy with the wooden dick comes in and says, "Doctor! I
hate you!"
"Why?" the doctor asks.
"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up
there!" He walks out.
The last guy with the electrical dick walks in and says,
"Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"
"Why?"
"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!"
RE: gortensia most erotic
wait.............i thought i was the biggest drama queen.and why you guys always give this woman such a hard time is beyond me.i've never had any problems with her.she's always such a nice swwet woman.maybe if you treated her as such,you wouldn't be so quick to say rude things about her.
RE: gortensia most erotic
Now cover your left eye and try reading the second line from the bottom.....
to Psycho
I'd rather have a few members who like me much and many who don't like me than all neither like me nor don't like me.
RE: to Psycho
thats so eloquent.... digest what she said..... that makes so much sense. not that im a genius or anything but i think the guys bitching about her find her too challenging both sexually and intellectually. eg i couldnt hold my own in a battle of wits in a foreign tongue
RE: to Psycho
Only those follow this host, who doesn't have any selfhood and need someone to lead them.Just dont understand how can you follow someone, who is dishonest, but of course it isnt my job to find out and i dont really care either.
to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls
u just have to see this!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5p__iQAInOc&search=latvia
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5p__iQAInOc&search=latvia
RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls
Only the lyircs were crappy, the instrumental part was great, just like the vid.
Thanks for sharing charmedlady! :)
Thanks for sharing charmedlady! :)
RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls
Just had 2 Latvian chat hosts come to stay for a holiday at my house. Real nice girls, polite, helpfull and friendly. Just thought i would tell you but , please, no stupid comments
in Rabbit Heaven
Once there was a married couple who promised each other that who ever died first would come back to tell the other what heaven was like. It happened to be that the husband died first. And sure enough, one evening the wife heard the voice of her husband, and she asked him, so what was it like.
He began to describe, Well, first I get up in the morning and have an organic salad, then I have sex, then I eat again, then in the afternoon I have more sex. Then I have another meal of natural food, and again have more sex in the evening before I go to sleep.
The wife was quite surprised at this and asked, So that is what it is like in heaven.
The husband replied, Who said anything about heaven? Im a bunny rabbit in Kansas.
He began to describe, Well, first I get up in the morning and have an organic salad, then I have sex, then I eat again, then in the afternoon I have more sex. Then I have another meal of natural food, and again have more sex in the evening before I go to sleep.
The wife was quite surprised at this and asked, So that is what it is like in heaven.
The husband replied, Who said anything about heaven? Im a bunny rabbit in Kansas.
rating girls looks
3 guys sitting in a bar decide to rate the looks of the next 3 girls that come in to see how the guys agree on women.
1st girl is a redhead : 1st guys says a 7, 2nd guys gives her an 8 3rd guys says 1, first two guys look at third guy a little funny but maybe he does not prefer redheads.
2nd girl is a blonde, 1st guys says she is a 9, 2nd guys says she is a 10!!!, 3rd guys says 3. Now the first two guys are getting pissed off, the third guy is not taking the game serious!
3rd girl walks in a tall stacked Burnette, 1st guy says that ia a 10!!! 2nd guys says no way she is a true 12 if there ever lived one!!!
3rd guys says only a 5! The first two guys jump up and are truly pissed off now, they tell the first guy how can he rate these three beautiful women so low on the 1-10 rating scale??? third guys says"Ohhh I was using the Clydesdale rating, not 1-10"
The first two guys ask what is the Clydesdale scale, Third guy says" That is how many Clydesdale Horses it would take to pull her off my face!!!!!!
1st girl is a redhead : 1st guys says a 7, 2nd guys gives her an 8 3rd guys says 1, first two guys look at third guy a little funny but maybe he does not prefer redheads.
2nd girl is a blonde, 1st guys says she is a 9, 2nd guys says she is a 10!!!, 3rd guys says 3. Now the first two guys are getting pissed off, the third guy is not taking the game serious!
3rd girl walks in a tall stacked Burnette, 1st guy says that ia a 10!!! 2nd guys says no way she is a true 12 if there ever lived one!!!
3rd guys says only a 5! The first two guys jump up and are truly pissed off now, they tell the first guy how can he rate these three beautiful women so low on the 1-10 rating scale??? third guys says"Ohhh I was using the Clydesdale rating, not 1-10"
The first two guys ask what is the Clydesdale scale, Third guy says" That is how many Clydesdale Horses it would take to pull her off my face!!!!!!
Attention! :P
Hey, My Dear Guys!
Wanna let U know that JustBeMyLuv changed name to Stripperella
Wish everybody a nice week!!!
Million kisses
xoxox
Wanna let U know that JustBeMyLuv changed name to Stripperella
Wish everybody a nice week!!!
Million kisses
xoxox
sweet revenge
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Fuming with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
cherylips
does anyone here have a way to contact cherylips. we were close and i desperately need to talk with her before its too late but have no way of contacting her right now so any help from anyone that knew her would be wonderful. thanks
RE: cherylips
she left to italy man about a month ago to see her family she got a visa alowing her to travel in europe and usa. last week i know she was in holland at her bf.
RE: cherylips
can you please contact me at robertellams@aol.com i wish to ask you something. thanks
RE: cherylips
hi. anything u want to ask me you can doit here unfortunatelly for me i cannot acces something else. im sorry
RE: cherylips
ok cool i'll ask here. i was close with larisa, very close i thought but i was not told about a boyfriend and was told we would meet with the idea of seeing how we felt about each other. i fell for her pretty hard and how i find it might all have been a lie and i just need to know where i stand, if you know what i mean. can i also ask how you know her, are you a viewer or a chat host? thanks again
RE: cherylips
a host also as larisa was to. we lived in the same apartment till last summer. after that i moved. i talked with one of her friends a few days ago with tania if u know and she said larisa will be back in fall. she went to italy to visit family and also ronny in holland he is her bf for more then one year.i dont know maybe she loves u to.kiss take care
RE: cherylips
thank you for taking the time to answer me with this, it was very kind of you and i hope one day there is something kind i can do for you in return
members, how do u choose the girl by her pic?
Members, how do u choose the girl to have a virtual sex, to have a talk or for something else?
RE: members, how do u choose the girl by her pic?
Pictures, mostly. Price factors in as well! ;) Mostly I'm looking for girls that I would be attracted to in real life, and sometimes will try to find girls that look like other girls I see on a regular basis (work, school, at the grocery store), or look like ex-girlfriends, and fantasize...sad, I know! :)
RE: members, how do u choose the girl by her pic?
A picture is worth a 1000 words as they say.
What is written in the profile is just as important to me. :)
What is written in the profile is just as important to me. :)
RE: members, how do u choose the girl by her pic?
All of the forementioned apply, but a host posting in general forum can also attract interest as well.
Pinocchio
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didnt care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didnt care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
68
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
policeman
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.
what's the difference
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen." The old fella replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life." The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night." The Doc was concerned, "You mean, when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me." Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him. " "He What?" She cried. "He said that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him." "AHA!!" She exclaimed.......... "So he's the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"
Johnny Farts:-))
Sorry in advance:-))
The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."
Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"
Johnny says " I have a question."
OK lets hear it, says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well no they don't."
Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just shit my pants!!!"
The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."
Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"
Johnny says " I have a question."
OK lets hear it, says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well no they don't."
Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just shit my pants!!!"
RE: Gossip
vile, disgusting, repellent, repulsive, repugnant, insufferable, sickening, nauseating.
and those are just the words people have openly spoken to describe me in the past few days alone.
non-verbals are good too. look the person from head to toe than lock eyes with a look on your face like doing so was the most painful thing you've ever done. i get that lots and it always serves to bum me out for a good solid minute or two.
and those are just the words people have openly spoken to describe me in the past few days alone.
non-verbals are good too. look the person from head to toe than lock eyes with a look on your face like doing so was the most painful thing you've ever done. i get that lots and it always serves to bum me out for a good solid minute or two.
RE: Gossip
Thank you :) Some of them were a bit too cruel so I am going for either despicable or insufferable.