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lol Easytouch but I was going to tell the same joke but with Psy and Alex as the final couple :(

Alex just a joke :D

lol, great joke

It wouldn't work :P Alex ain't ugly, I'm not gorgeus... far from that :P

Nice joke EasyTouch :)

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Okay EasyTouch can take your place Psy cos she can't deny being gorgeous. I'll take Alex's place lol

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Okay St Peter will have a weeks holiday and be replaced by Mistress Nadeen.

All the non adult hosts can be the ducks :P

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EasyTouch if I was rehearsing with you I'd already be in heaven :P

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I'll be ugly, if you'll be blonde Psy:PPPP

Should find a picture of me when I was kid.. I was blonde :P
Well, still am, but on the inside :P

Well...this means i am ugly only inside...Hmmm, when i start thinking about my pure organs, like lung, bowels and so on...i can believe that i am ugly inside:PP

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Don't worry about it. Come and see the flogging RumpleDuck. Do it now. You are one click away from heaven, you crazy bitch....Kissess

Are "A Banana" and "Gortensia" manufactured at the same brewery? They both leave that odd after taste that just lingers like rancid roadkill. I am begining to think I prefer wine after sampling these two on a number of occasions. Maybe they are better chilled, I've suffered through them at room temp?

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No, that's Chuck11

be careful libby, u know vera has bad temper!

i hear adorable dom has temper also>>>

but gortensia is worse
go and see her urself

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her name now gortenzia not gortensia
what mean this?

no it's not valery

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I can't believe that

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oh vera's a panther all right, and kind of dark..lol

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roflmao, cracking joke.

Yes , it LOST me in the first season..

it's very confusing unless you see ALL the episodes and take notes

It depends what you mean Marilou. I have watched the first series and am currently watching the second series.

So I know the plot lines but nothing really about the behind the scenes stuff or the actors and actresses.

no sorry Tamilla, have no idea what this drama is about? Could it be a "reality series?" someone who watches alot of television should should be able to help you........

HELP ME!!!!

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Next season starts in Octomber, more specifically 9 octomber on ABC. And yes I am obsessed and I have no life:)

I agree. I too am lost in lost but the second series has got a bit more personal

Forget Lost, watch Deadwood instead

hes going to leve cc????why?

his post and few replies on it were removed from here by cc few mins ago when i was going to post mine. Yes, he said bye to all friends and big "fuck u" to all who hate him (i just wonder who can hate him!) there are some morons who say BS about him made him do it :(

wouldnt like to add more, just because dont want to distort something

He`s not going anywhere,stay wet and sexy ..he`ll come for your asses soon :P

Surely he's just joking. You know imshy, he's always trying to pull the big one off! He loves to have the last laugh, so the joke will most likely be on all of us! ;))

.... and he is getting rather fed up of it.

it seems u r one of those morons, Psycho. If u were imshy's friend, u wouldnt say like that. and no, im not one of those "wet ans sexy asses", just his friend who knows he is really bad right now

so why is he bad right now.....???
One of his moods again or what?.....
Or should i say which host/friend did he piss of this time..?

No but I'll hold the door open for him as he leaves :)

Sweetheart I bet he'll still be here in 20 years time.

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I think it's imnotsoshy but as he has left it doesn't really matter

he is leaving??? what??? AGAIN?? who the hell cares????? i have seen boomarangs come back less often than he does. let him go and maybe, if we lucky, he wont find his way back this time.

Peace at last..... hope to fuck he does leave....
I agree with anonymous, he`s forever saying he`s leaving and within a few minutes he`s back again.. BIG bloody deal... If your going to leave just leave and stick to what you say and don`t come back... People are tired of hearing it... All your after is to see how many will post and ask you to stay and be a drama queen about leaving....
Best thing to do is just leave and don`t tell anyone, like most of the girls do on here...And then all you get is guys asking where this girl went etc, these girls don`t care about you only what money you can give them.. I have seen it to often where a girl has left and come back few months later and say to me "Hi i`m back on CC come see me, i missed you so much" FUCK OFF is what i say to them......

As for me i left long time ago, all i do is come back to read the forums now and again to see what i missed.. And as far as i can see i miss very little here.... And people miss me very little to, so big fucking deal... And why did CC delete his post about leaving... Because he more than likely asked them to delete it cus he`s not leaving now... YET AGAIN....
So imshy just fucking leave, everyone will forget you within a few hours.....Let me help you leave by giving you the help of my size 10 boot...

GOODBYE... this time make it for good...

I dont think he has ever posteted that he will leave here before from what i can remember

Why don't you just take a little fuckin' vacation. Maybe after a few years of virtual rest, you can come back and be the joy that you once (briefly) were. You and I both know that you are a shell of the person we used to know and you are only prolonging everyones misery by extending your stay even a mere minute more. So get well friend, you will be in our prayers and memories and we hope to see your silly lookin' bumpkin ass back here in 2008...Best of luck, Pals forever!!!

now we have the proves that those morons exist! even if he is really not going anywhere, he is pissed off again and again!
Find out where is the toilet to pee and dont do it on anybody here!

there ya go imshy.... like in everything... You have the good and the bad ....
So it`s what i said in my other post.. He`s not leaving, he never does... it`s like all of us we only threaten to do it but we never see it through...... so all we are gonna hear now is hoe cute he is.... FUCK sake...
Have a good day folks..:))

Well he is cute and funny just some people get jealous of him

I`m not jealous a host... doesn`t bother me if he is cute r not.. i couldn`t care less really, but i`m sick of hearing it all the time in com chat..

jealous of WHAT??? a cry baby who can dish it out but cant take it?? i dont think so.....LOL

As i have seen in chat he takes more than most and holds up to all he gets and most people that have had a disagreement with him soon they start to like and talk to each other

total shock...... someone attacking someone else in this forum... what a surprise to see this... wonder who will be next to get attacked.... lets see who i can think off... what about..
The old lady crossing the street..
The chicken that crossed the street too..
emmmm who else.... i could name a few but maybe someone else will do that...... come on people its fun to pick on the one that has less than we have... makes us feel bigger... Anyway have fun picking on the little guy/girl...:)

ok here is a few names to start with....wonder if it will get posted....:))
anonymous
anony
a non mouse
wtf
dm
max
alex
gete
doorman
koshed
*24
hypnosis
gortensia
kurios
car
bus
van
chubby
bitch
slag
slapper

there yas go, thats just a few that i have seen posting on here.. so whos next..... get the boxing gloves out......:)

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drat I just got here

what the heck!...why im not included in that list of fame?!:D LMAO

how dare you leave me out of that list!

yahooooooo i was mentioned hahahahaha

I am on the list...is it good?:PP

Me too.so i guess its not that good Alex

oh please dont leave imshy u know how much u are loved here!!!!!

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lady is right imshy, all the girls love you and miss you. please dont leave for so long ;)))

hmmm,if i were to say that i was leaving here too,what types of responses would i get?i see that the ones regarding imshy are split.some want him to leave,some want him to stay.which would it be if i said i was leaving here?just curious.i'm really not leaving.you couldn't be so lucky.LOL

was just thinking that myself paco...... its like all things u have enemies and friends, if u can call many here friends that is.... I have one true friend out of all the ones i know here and thats it.... :) and she wouldn`t miss me if i left cc cos we chat on yahoo every day, and make each other laugh etc.... :)

Just wanted to be different.....lol

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We really love you Stinkwad, we really do!!! But don't be such a fu*king wuss...you said your goodbyes, that is wonderful..a very small group of people responded, again, very nice!!! But now it is time to pack up your jar of vasoline, your encrusted underwear, and that bag of carrots, and ride off into the night with just a small hint of dignity!!...I am thinking you must of played this "I'm going away" shit before based on the reponses of utter disgust from your fellow posters, so don't give them the satisfaction this time. To sum things up, you said goodbye and you are moving on,so being the self-respecting hamster that you are and go. I pity you if you even read this because you should already be beginining your new life with Rusty. I believe you only have about 16 yrs. of life remaining and you have a hell of a lot of catching up to dojust to be classified as a harmless nerd..so get a move on...start tommorrow off right. I wish you a sincere good luck in everything you attempt. Even the polite ones never want to here from you again so don't write back unless you find yourself in a turkish prison for masterbating a farm animal, then we are here to help!!!...Cut the cord right NOW Burgertime...this is the begining of the rest of your life....Good Luck...be a stranger

from what i see "imshy" hasnt replied again here,wht r u on about?

if u dont think he is readling all this or even still here under another name ur dumber than a carrot LOL

He got 16 years left? Lucky bastard!

he has 16 years left...to find a brain loooooool he will be back, unfortunately, before he does find a brain. shy might want to change his name to Scarecrow looooool cos he will be waddling his way back in here he has played u saps good and he will again.

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you did not need to change the post name to be different.you already are.so very different that its scary.now where's my f...en poppers? LOL

surely amazing anne will have the final word on the imshy issue, they are quite close from all accounts.

maybe shy said something and anne set the dogs on him (we know who they are )

the dogs as opposed to the pack of hyenas that you belong to?

thought u were leaving gete ???

Me ? leaving? never..
HELL WILL FREEZE OVER FIRST..

damn it's getting cold here ...

The Bastard Operator From Hell.

I'm really bored. You know how bored you get when work's going on and on and on, and nothing interesting is happening, and you're listening to a radio that picks up ONE station on FM, and it's always the station with the least records in the city, about 5, and one of them is "You're so Vain" which wasn't too bad a song until you hear it about 3 times a day for a year, and *EVERY* time it plays, the announcer tells you it's about Warren Beaty and who he's currently poking, someone you'll never sniff the toe-jam of, let alone meet, let alone get amourous with. And EVERY time someone mentions Warren Beaty, someone says that he used to go out with Madonna too, and have you seen "In Bed With.."

AND THEN, someone ELSE will say "It wasn't really about Warren Beaty, it was James Taylor" and the first person will say "What, `In bed with Madonna?'", and they laugh and everyone else laughs, and I slip out the Magnum from under the desk where I keep it in case someone laughs at a joke that's so dry it's got a built in water-fountain, and blow the lot of them away as a community Service. I figure that I'll get time off my sentence if I ever kill someone by accident who's got a life.

So visitors are getting pretty thin at the moment, and the Quick-Lime Pits are filling up rapidly, and all I've got to do is the full backups and maybe I can go home.

So, to relieve the boredom, I get some iron filings and pour them into the back of my Terminal until it fizzes out (Which doesn't take all that long, surprisingly enough), then call our maintenance contractors and log a fault on the device. Sometimes they'll send someone who knows what they're doing, but it's a lot more fun when they don't - which is about 98% of the time.

So they maintenance guy comes in, and I can tell he's NEW because the photo on his ID actually LOOKS like him, not like the head engineer, whose photo's a black and white tin-type (he's that old).

Maintenance Contractors always dress up nice, with a tie and everything because they believe that a customer will trust a nicely dressed guy with their million dollar equipment *just* because he's got a nice tie..

Because he's NEW and ALONE, he's what you call an appeasement engineer, the new guy they send so they respond within the 4 hour guaranteed response period. (Things are getting better and better) Your average appeasement engineer is about as clued-up on computers as the average computer "hacker" is about B.O, and their main job is to make sure the power plug is in and switched on, then call back to the office for "PARTS". The really keen ones will sometimes even take a cover off the equipment and pretend that they see this stuff all the time. I wonder what sort today's is...

"You got a dud terminal?" he asks pleasantly

I tell him yeah, and bring him into the control room.

"Which one is it?" he asks, confused by the fact that only one of them is smoking.

"It's the Model Three" I say, giving NOTHING away.

"Ah, the old model three!" he says knowingly, without a clue what a model three is, or which one of the three terminals it is, which isn't surprising, as I just made it up.

"We get a lot of Model Three problems" he says nodding "So what actually happened?"

Sneaky, but not good enough. I'm not going to point it out to him.

"It just went dead" I say, in luser mode.

"I see. Could you just recreate what you were doing so I can check the unit out when it's ready for operation?"

Very Sneaky. I decide to let him off the hook.

"Look, I've got to go to the toilet, there it is over there" I say, pointing at our Waffle-Iron.

"But that's a Wa..." He says, then stops. He's a beginner, and it's just possible that the company has a line of terminals that look like waffle irons. He bites.

"Sorry" he says, smiling again "for a minute there I thought it was a Model 2!"

A reasonably good save, but it won't save him. "Huh, it's nothing like a model 2! *THAT'S* the model 2" I say, pointing to the expresso machine.

He nods and I leave, which means he's got to take the iron to bits, otherwise he knows I won't believe he's worked on it. I give him a couple of minutes to get the element exposed then wander back in.

"So how does it look?" I ask, concerned-like.

"Well, I think we could have a processor problem.." he says concentrating on prying the element up.

..concentrating so much that he doesn't notice me plugging the iron in.

"Shouldn't you be wearing an earthing strap?" I ask innocently.

When he thinks I can't see, he creeps his hand over to the wiring frame and says "Well, It's just as easy to hold onto earth like this"

"But what about the risk of a cross-the-body shock with no resistor in series with you?" I ask ever-so-more-innocently

"Oh, it's ok" he says "the unit's unplug..."

>click< >BZZZZZZZEEERRT!< >clunk!<

I ring the maintenance help-desk again...

It's Rhonda

"Hey Ronda!, Ah, I'm going to need another engineer and a new Waffle Iron over here; for some reason your engineer opened up my Waffle Iron without switching it off." I say

Rhonda knows me. It's the third call and the third appeasement engineer this year. You'd think they'd learn.

"You're a real prick" she says, annoyed

"Tell ya what Rhonda, why don't you come and fix it; it's a Model Three..."

gete, this is what gets people in trouble trying to communicate with others from foreign countries. it's a very good example of why "one must think first, before one opens mouth!" ;)

So GV you think because I am from Uganda I am too ignorant to pick up on the particular nuances of gete's story. In my hometown you would be strung up and burned alive with a headless chicken crammed into your rectum for your insensitivity. Others from neighboring villages would join the circle and we would read from the works of Charles Dickens as we tuned out your sreams for forgiveness. Keep it coming gete, we love you down here...
Muto

Ahh..yes, on second thought..survive and prosper GV...it is custom in my town to read the forums from the bottom up, sometimes this can create a different meaning to the content. So my apologies...If I were standing next to you I would put on a pair of gloves and remove the animals from your cavity myself...that is very high praise...
Muto

Sounds like ur a Zulu Muto..........Well nevertheless, The South Wales (anglo saxon) Borderer's took care of your kind at a place called Rorkes Drift. Those were back in the days when if someone like you asked one of us, "why do u come into the land of the Zulu?" The reply would simply be......."we come here in the name of the Great White Queen Victoria, Queen of all Africa!"..........Oh those were indeed the Good Ole Days!!!!!..............(VIR)

Are you serious? Did she order you to write this crap? Average looking girl at best.

theyre is always a sad one willing to pay

lol

Oh god, can she be any more lame than that? That wig looks like shit, she looks awful, so much of a wannabe! I swear.. I liked her more at the begining...

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she is scary! and bad video too.

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Actually i think Psy is spot on ! 0001Astoria-Truely bad

Bwahahaaaa !

Slave ( sheesh, feels weird calling you so) I'm not jealous, but I saw her moving from a cute lil non adult host to a dangerous ( can't type it without laughing) dome.. she has a mere belt to dominate you and she WOW smokes! oh come on, that's lame! I would make a better dome if I were to try.
I am loved more than I could ever ask for. Does that answer your "be polite psy and people will come to you too.GOOD LUCK TO EARN NOTHING!!!! HEHE" I don't need to be a host to be loved :)

To Jack : I don't have a wig that looks like shit at least. Thank you.

To lol.. oh well, jealous ex-host, oh, wow,right on. I am truly jealous. My lil life is so empty. NOT big fucking NOT. I have no reason to be jealous on some wanna-be dome. I don't pretend to be someone else..

Thank you, Max, directmail.

Good post Psy - sounds like you know her?

No, I don't know her, only from her posts a while ago.. it was enought to have an image of her. Maybe not the most apropriate and real image, but that's the image she gave.

Psy - what posts?

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But my mom needs operation :( and my school fees are due :(

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Yes, but when they're bad they're ooooooooh soooooo gooooood!

Russian girls are the bread and butter of CC. They run the gambit looks and price wise but you are sure to find something to your liking. There are like the GM of CC. Romanian girls...very pretty but high maintenance....like the Jaguars of CC. You may thing you are going to go for a sweet ride but you stall in the driveway.

LOL. Good one WTF

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I'm not sure if i like long legs or short legs. I think i prefer somewhere in between :))

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sleep well ...good night lol

People tell me I have great legs. I played soccer and I still run, hike and otherwise workout. They are hairy...but blonde hair. They get real tan in the summer because I drive a Jeep with no top. But I am never going to join the chorus line at Radio City.

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Me too!

lol woullike feel this legs on my back lol

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"1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?" - No. But I did notice you point to your ass when you mention some members' names.

"2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually." - You must not be a channel surfer. The alternatives are one search for the remote or 100 walks to the TV resulting in possible death due to overexertion. I believe the search for the remote is the prudent choice.

"3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?" - Fruit cake makes a great door stop or if placed in a water tight bag an excellent boat anchor.

"4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! " - I always thought that statement was an attempt at light humor. God help anyone who tries to make you smile.

"5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor." - Gee. You sound like a fun date.

"6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?" - My standard response : "You already did."

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new." - You are right. Feel better?

"8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?" - Death

"9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?" - Ever wonder why guys don't try to pick you up?

All in all you made 9 funny observations appropriate for a real bitch. I think I love you!

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Yeah, I guess for some it should have been mentioned...

Thanks Hypnosis, loved it :D

Yes, I know dear. So was the reply. :( I will go back under my rock now.

www.google.ru

Hello Sweetness, I have missed you, would you be my finger mitten, I'm not sure what that means but I very want one!! Remember me, I was your handsome german sailor. I still can see very well out of my one remaining eye, and I forever recall your beauty. I want to hold you and bury my toothless mouth deep inside your crotch and share my stories of the sea. We can cuddle in your bed than you can re-dress my leaking wounds so I don't ever get an infection again. Please let me wrap my webbed toes around your unshaven legs and make magic love like you said you dream about, lets just do it...yours forever...Capt. Skinky

oh yes, I forgot...You complete me.

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somebody pass me a bucket i'm gonna be sick :))

$800-1400 dollars depending on time of year and airline. That is NYC to Moscow. I have seen it a little cheaper. But most airlines have gone up because of the cost of fuel.

me

me, even if they are too skinny :)

try Anemona

more like sparrows kneecaps

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not altogether sure, but I think it might have something to do with all the caviar they consume. add in the vodka, the borshch, the alcoholic men, the waiting around for hours on end for govenment toilet paper, and the ever-present danger of being eaten by bears who mistake their furry sable hats for the heads of tasty woodchucks, and I think, combined, it somehow does something quite remarkable to their anatomy.
for all they endure, god bless em. and god bless camcontacts for their help in both easing the plight of russian women and feeding my appetite for them all at the same time.
hallelujah.

They have to be some of the most beautiful women in the world! :))

good speech :)
as i understood if you were in Russia you lived on railway station near toilet and read newspaper ( something like "yellow shit" ) :)
nice trip :) and welcome again :P

that's very kind of you. let me just pack up my parka and winter boots and I'll hop on the next aeroflot flight over.
promise to keep your pet siberian tiger from eating me and I'll smuggle in for you some of those american blue jeans I hear you russians are so crazy about. maybe even a real live rock n' roll record for you to listen to in between your young communist league meetings too. :p

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Actually I have already said Rus have big noses.....................

its from all those blow jobs they give lol

your luck that you posted this with "anon" coz..... you forgot about russian mafia and wanna have some problems? lol .

speak for yourself :)
dont judge ppl on yourself :)

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No, but they are the only ones that mix it with a shot vodka before swallowing...

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I don`t understand why don`t you get over it and get a life..

Real insight and words of wisdom - keep taking ur meds dude.

There way of life and there culture, get use to it.

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maybe it's because self-described good caring men too often turn out to really be the needy, co-dependent, obsessive type who use their goodness and caring to make a woman only feel pressured to feel something in return instead of feeling free to feel something genuine.
what do I know though, I'm just a perv on a pornsite.

im very curious why you think that all russian men are bad? and why you think that life in russia is shame? do you dtill think that russia is only bear, roe, winter, hats-caps with earflaps? If you know only this side about russia im sorry for you... really sorry :) coz in russia lot nice guys, lot pretty girls, lot good places where these girls and guys can work, lot places where we can have good rest . Situation kinda " Bid russian family with thousands hungry kids, woman in dirty robe, drunk husband who beats her live in one room 15 square metre" - is old story :)
Millions women in russia have work, go to salon of the beauty, shopping in lot boutuque, have bf or husband who dont drink and every day goes to gym and earn pretty good money.
If you want to say something bad about any country, any culture, someone life just to read and learn more about this before to say silly things:)
Good luck.

I am constantly told by girls here that - they are only here showing pussy to guys because - they cant get a job, country is fine, but many girls and not so many good guys, they find some as BF or to fuck of course , pretty girls can always get this if they want ..
but then they come here and get $$ by pretending . even tho many dont like it here ,,
and want us to think they are same as english or american girls , just forced here by - situation..

so if there is not "" situation " and all is wonderful .......
then why such pretty girls showing here ??

or maybe just dont care - no shame lol..
easy option ?
lazy ?

Exactly, I'm lazy, I hate having work time or boss, hate wasting time travelling to work and here i make more than what I would make working 37.5h per week for something like 20 dollars per hour.
Doh, it is such an easier option, and I even enjoy it. What shame are u talking about, I'm very comfortable with what I'm doing!!!

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you said it yourself dude ... you are from another country ... Russian guys (whether bad or good, and it is just your judgement that they are scum) are there on hand. As men (and fruit), we will never ever understand what goes on inside a chicks head ... I have known women whose husbands/boyfriends would misuse them (beat them, cheat on them etc) and they would kick the jerk out, only to have them come crawling back, flowers in hand, and the chicks would take the losers back in and the cycle would start again!! Women are inscrutable to you and I, but all nice and soft and squishy where it counts ;)

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xxbagira hasn't been on line for over 3 years. You sure you know which host you fell in love with? From your English you sound like a jealous Russian ex boyfriend.
Why not post in viewer forum to show you are a member?

this story goes way back. he got hurt bad. yes the girls invovled seem to have been trash after all. I remember well when it was going in forums here.

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If the girls were as trashy as you say they were still way too good for the original poster :D

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i have never read so much nonsensical clap-trap in all my life.you my friend are the reason males have such a bad reputation!you generalise pass judgement & give no sensible solutions.try looking at life from all sides.like there sayings go"walk a mile in my shoes...." &"there but for the grace of god go i"thankfully i am not you but dude while you breathe there is hope for you.so look inside yourself before you start looking outside.cleanse your soul before you change the world.THUD!!(thats me getting off my soapbox) LOL! sermon over for today.

Lets bash the Russians again! What is different ? There are good and bad people in all races and religions. Russians are not unique in this so get real

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If I was a Russian I certainly would not be trying to criticise any other part of the world using that argument.

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typical russkie comment

Maybe you should have left the le of your name.

maybe u need to join rocky and bullwinkle bubba! that way u'll be close to boris and natasha :O

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well it's very obvious that russia has turned into a sex factory. just look at the number of chathosts on this site; are they predominately russian, or are they predominately american or british for that matter?................Hmmmmm, thought so, you see "the proof is in the pudding" so to speak.......

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If you read my post earlier i was saying that there is good and bad in all races ,religions and creeds. I stand by that statement. I live in the UK and we have some real lowlifes here but no more or less than any other country i am sure. Hammer and sickle maybe you need to understand what the tuth is before you ask me if i like it. Kepp practising ......"do you want fries with your order" , "do you want fries with your order". You will soon get the hang of it Mac

typical brit response.........lol. now do u want ur fries with ur chips or ur chips with ur pie?

Can you "supersize" me. And for God's sake we are more renowned for fish and chips than pies. And have you got any more world conflicts on you need us to bail you out of ??

thts right Kassandra the US is at an all time high for visa applications for entry, so I guess ur right!.....lmao

Bagira's archives go back a few years. Is there a more current Bagira?

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lol...thx :)))
and somebody tell me a joke about red girls :P
please please please :D

now THAT is my kind of post!!!

slice it straight down the middle with a razorblade or a jagged knife because you will discover he is brown and sick inside, oozing like a soft puddle of vomit once it is exposed...no good for you, try an Orange instead.

Bananas are to be enjoyed by hungry apes and bored male prisoners

I always put it into the microwave and nuke it on high until it explodes.

bananas give me indigestion anyway

this is sounding better and better all the time! :)

if its too hard to eat...sit on it!

Stick your banana between these buns :) (love banana sandwiches)

you forgot to put the "H" in (S*it on it), please remember this is "A Banana" we are talking about.

first biting, then cutting and nuking, now defecating - damn you guys are kinky! ... and you're just my type! Bring it on!

LOL

Ah yes I'd forgotten how wonderful David Hasselhoff could be.

Truly a giant amongst his contemporaries.

Lol.. is they would at least show some results :))

I was wondering when the list was going to end! ;) :D

No result i think..., so i should this put here once in every month:PPPP

And I can bet it's a man that wrote all these.. he forgot some :P

Better add those too!
Us men need to be informed ;) :P

Where would be all the fun then? we always need reasons to be mad ( well, except PMS :P )

cool name... EJ

I just wanna be your luv Stripperella:PP

Cool name Stripperella, sounds like a softdrink.. :-D

Wubba, Wubba Baby...I knew you'd return with a sexy new name. Sorry I've been gone so much. Me and my friend Barry are making a castle in the backyard with some old wood and fur...I'll send you a picture. I haven't changed my screenname...I'm still your special Chuck and your still my finger mitten...I'll visit soon baby...see ya soon, Charles

LOL...Charles :P
U r funny
Thanx for such cute posts - U made my mood more superduper great :))

KISSES WITH TONGUE TO EVERYBODY :P :)*

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it seems we have a handful of boo hoo's in here :(

Maybe in your erotic dreams their are a lot of Boo Hoo's. But in the real world there is only one and you have no chance.

That one awesome idea! I need to find an a$$hole like that..

LMAO :)))...may i paste this story into my blog on yahoo360? :D

Yes please Nadeen, but a shorter version. In this heat i am not able read so much:PP

though u r able to write so much, Alex :)))...so dont read it second time there, just leave your comment :D

its not HIS story...its a joke thats been around a long time now

cool story anyway :D

u pay her to be ur friend .........get out more

damn, that's funny!

should we, or should we not be surprised that Anja has not replied to this post as of yet?

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dont start with it again!!
Ania
lmao

I find the poem to be wonderful as I find Ania. She is the best of the best of the best. and I feel the same way about her as the kind poet. All you critics seem jealous that you do not know her as well. GREAT POEM!!!!! Ania must be very flattered that someone so talented would take the time to write her such a poem. I wish I could write poetry, God know Ania inspires me. :)

Yes, I agree with fan club, all the critics seem like jealous feckers to me.

alex, u are so witty. LoL....

what's element your???

He should've said that silicon can be used for computers, he would've been way richer :P

Maybe his name isn't Johnny, but Bill?:PP

In a word no :)

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the movie calls "walk to remember". its very nice movie:)

It's from the Holy Bible.

yes, u r right, corinthians

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