General Forum
RE: who knows
I hope you get some good help and info
Family and friends have had a great time there
ohhhh I can't resist...
better leave your turkey at home ;) :D
Family and friends have had a great time there
ohhhh I can't resist...
better leave your turkey at home ;) :D
Joke
A leading cardiac sugeon had died and was to be cremated. At his funeral service the coffin was placed in front of a large heart. At the approprite time the heart opened up and the coffin slid forward and disappeared into it.
Suddenly, at this most solemn point of the service, one of the mourners burst out laughing. When people asked why he said, "I was just thinking about my own funeral. You see I am a gyneacologist"
Suddenly, at this most solemn point of the service, one of the mourners burst out laughing. When people asked why he said, "I was just thinking about my own funeral. You see I am a gyneacologist"
xPETITEx
Happy birthday baby. Have a great day. You probably started celebrating already :))
RE: weather in september
Yes sure, it will be good weather in september, if you'll visit equatorial places for your holiday:PP
RE: weather in september
In September, the heat has started to leave the Med. If you like it hot, try Dubai. The temperature during the day can still reach 40C + !!!
For a cooler beach holiday, try Morocco. Temperatures during the day can reach 32 - 35C.
Morocco also has the advantage of still being quite a cheap holiday too. A 5 star holiday per person, per week...don't expect to pay more than 250 for a standard room. A Suite in a similar Hotel, don't expect to pay more than 400 a week.
If you are looking for a real cheap holiday, try Gambia.
Alternatively, for more Sun and Beach, try the Red Sea.
For an off the beaten path, sun and beach holiday, try Yemen BUT do a bit of research before you go. I also recommend Kidnap Insurance. You can have a wonderful time there but remember to be careful.
The Canaries are basically 32C all year round. It really doesn't matter what time of year you go there.
I hope the above helps you my Sun!
For a cooler beach holiday, try Morocco. Temperatures during the day can reach 32 - 35C.
Morocco also has the advantage of still being quite a cheap holiday too. A 5 star holiday per person, per week...don't expect to pay more than 250 for a standard room. A Suite in a similar Hotel, don't expect to pay more than 400 a week.
If you are looking for a real cheap holiday, try Gambia.
Alternatively, for more Sun and Beach, try the Red Sea.
For an off the beaten path, sun and beach holiday, try Yemen BUT do a bit of research before you go. I also recommend Kidnap Insurance. You can have a wonderful time there but remember to be careful.
The Canaries are basically 32C all year round. It really doesn't matter what time of year you go there.
I hope the above helps you my Sun!
Advice from one of my patients
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
A cancer patient of mine actually told me this a few days ago, he's terminally ill but I oddly found it beautiful. Just thought I'd share. I leave it up to you guys to figure it out.
Aegrescit medendo, aegroto, dum anima est, spes esse dicitur...vita non est vivere sed valere vita est, crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem. Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet, Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
A cancer patient of mine actually told me this a few days ago, he's terminally ill but I oddly found it beautiful. Just thought I'd share. I leave it up to you guys to figure it out.
Aegrescit medendo, aegroto, dum anima est, spes esse dicitur...vita non est vivere sed valere vita est, crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem. Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet, Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
RE: Advice from one of my patients
I think I will take those hang-gliding lessons afterall.
however bad off he may be physically, his spirit sure seems bent on staying around for a while more. best of luck to him.
thanks for sharing, man.
however bad off he may be physically, his spirit sure seems bent on staying around for a while more. best of luck to him.
thanks for sharing, man.
RE: Advice from one of my patients
Whatever you are on pls send me some its got to be great stuff............................
The Emotional Horse:-))
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
RE: why oh why 2
just imagine the freaky propositions you'd get if you were to dress up as a nun.
RE: why oh why 2
Poor Valery. Life is like that, lady. You have to take the good and the bad, the dressed and the undressed, the naughty and the boring, the sensible and the ratbag. I know where I belong.
What do you want?
In order to be satisfied try to open decent pics when you want to have some fun.When you want just to have nice decent chat hide decent pics and open some dissolute pics.How do you like the idea?
Btw lets you'll be on test. If the experiment is succesful I'll try the policy.:D
Btw I noticed another thing when I don't show my body a member doesnt ask me to strip.
Btw lets you'll be on test. If the experiment is succesful I'll try the policy.:D
Btw I noticed another thing when I don't show my body a member doesnt ask me to strip.
Kiev
I have just returned from meeting a lovely chat host in Kiev. I was so totally surprised at how nice Kiev is within the city centre. Hotel Dnipro is a fairly nice place, albeit a bit dated, and made the base for a perfect meeting. We got on very well and plan to meet again in November. If anybody else has been, or is about to go, would be nice to hear some comments
RE: Kiev
Kiev is cool place - Kreshchatyk Street is buzzing at night and the street entertainment / beer stalls are superb.
It took a while to work out that you need to show your receipt when you go for a pee in McDonalds near to independant square! Long queue and minging toilets.
we went last year when the orange revolution was still active. Our apartment was overlooking Kreshchatyk Street. Most bizarre waking up to a political rally fuelled by happy hardcore music
All good fun - cannot wait to go back - nice watching the world go by in independance square.
It took a while to work out that you need to show your receipt when you go for a pee in McDonalds near to independant square! Long queue and minging toilets.
we went last year when the orange revolution was still active. Our apartment was overlooking Kreshchatyk Street. Most bizarre waking up to a political rally fuelled by happy hardcore music
All good fun - cannot wait to go back - nice watching the world go by in independance square.
RE: Kiev
No quues in McD's for me but found the ticket system a little strange at first.
Great restaurants and not too expensive especially if yiu venture slight off tKreshchatyk Street.
I, too, was there at the time of the Orange Revolution. Lucky enough to see the free open air concert with Ruslana. Fantastic!
Been to Kyiv 5 times and also many other cities in Ukraine, too.
Great restaurants and not too expensive especially if yiu venture slight off tKreshchatyk Street.
I, too, was there at the time of the Orange Revolution. Lucky enough to see the free open air concert with Ruslana. Fantastic!
Been to Kyiv 5 times and also many other cities in Ukraine, too.
RE: Kiev
I was there during the Red revolution, a little more vibrant then but I guess things fade in time
RE: Kiev
Sure intrigued, got plenty of pussy, and start of nice friendship too. Didnt have any chicken kiev but hotel did wicked pepper steak and never needed to pee in macdonalds !
:(
four days and still he not back,i thought he was joke,someone know if imshy will to come back chat not so fun now
London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
So this strange event is coming to (and in!) London this weekend... what do people think? Strangely turned on/curious, or more than a bit freaked out..?
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
Very weird but each to their own. As I have often said what consenting adults do in private is entirely up to them :D
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
"Very weird but each to their own. ".
Great pun!
Great pun!
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
freaked out, yeah, but also strangely curious as to how they'll go about determining the winner.
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
absolutelly disgusting.If they really wanna raise money for charity i am sure there r many other ways to do it.Imagine sending the money raised to the poor kids in africa and telling them what efforts ppl did in wanking to save those money!!!
On the other side...when i am a bit drunk and horny i cant deny that i imagine myself going to the wankathon and having lots of hung guys watching me play with myself...but thats just me being a total perv :)
On the other side...when i am a bit drunk and horny i cant deny that i imagine myself going to the wankathon and having lots of hung guys watching me play with myself...but thats just me being a total perv :)
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
This is totally Britt; this is how WW2 was won. The Britts have this really off the wall kind of creativity even in sex. As one small example look at aircraft carriers; the canted deck, the mirror landing system, and Harrier verticle flight all came from the Britts.
Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I have just come into an inheritance and would like to spend part of it raising the standard of living in russia with one or more of its citizens on CC. Send resume to above email and I will get back to you ASAP if qualified.
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I have received at least ten valid resumes and I have allocated only 20 total so please don't delay anymore girls....................it will the date you remember all your life
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
including one from a girl named Banana..........strange name for girl but its rus I guess
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
Of course she sent nice pix and she had a great rack..................
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I look like Cindy Crawford...would you like my pics also? I have some...:PPPP
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
You've just got that Psy...check your mailbox again:PPPP
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I realize not all people like myself create "serious" posts..........I forgive you............
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I think I'm being asked to contribute some of my inheritance to charity; well I prefer to invest in the youth of the world directly ......
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
you should open a string of taco bells from vlad to st pete. if russians knew the joy of a chalupa, I'm sure it would make a bump for the better in their collective day.
just had one myself and I sure feel peppy.
just had one myself and I sure feel peppy.
And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Well congrats Nadeen after careful analysis of the 20 candidates you came out first however this is only one small complication. It seems the lawyer involved in the final transfer to me of the inheritance needs more time for the final bank wire so I'll have to ask for you to pay for my initial plane ticket to Perm. Consider it a short term loan on what will be a large return on your small investment later when I receive the funds. You can contact me on that neat Yahoo 360 site someone created for you (maybe you or the bf) about Paypal details.
In any case prepare yourself for a fabulous time and one of the biggest surprises in your life................
In any case prepare yourself for a fabulous time and one of the biggest surprises in your life................
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
OH, MY GOD!!!!...Im not prepared for a fabulous time!!!! 8)))))))))...( fainted )
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
hahaha......such a bullshit post. My lawyer is having trouble..............roflmao
Nadeen, you are probably the only sucker who fell for it........ lmao
Nadeen, you are probably the only sucker who fell for it........ lmao
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
it's clear now why some people dont understand russian humour...they just dont believe russians can have it!..... LMAO
pathetic :))))
pathetic :))))
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Hey wait for me...I was having car problems so I was running late....I guess I'm the winner now!!!!...So, let's party, I want to get this date started now, you are my sweet bitch.
Mmmmm, I sure hope you will treat me right. Just you and me together...To make things easier I'll move in with you (my roomate drowned in a freak accident after I read your offer), So you will have no money transfers to have to deal with. I want to lay on a hill under the stars and just cuddle in each others arms till we fall asleep. Mmmmm, as you doze off I will take out my tools and prepare you for your life changing experience. Are you allergic to any general anesthetics? It will be much more pleasant if you are asleep during your transformation. Once you overcome the piercing initial pain and severe hemmoraging you will never go back to conventional love making again. Thanks for the chance to tear you open with tenderness...I think I really love you already, vman. see you soon, Yours forever...Chuck11
Mmmmm, I sure hope you will treat me right. Just you and me together...To make things easier I'll move in with you (my roomate drowned in a freak accident after I read your offer), So you will have no money transfers to have to deal with. I want to lay on a hill under the stars and just cuddle in each others arms till we fall asleep. Mmmmm, as you doze off I will take out my tools and prepare you for your life changing experience. Are you allergic to any general anesthetics? It will be much more pleasant if you are asleep during your transformation. Once you overcome the piercing initial pain and severe hemmoraging you will never go back to conventional love making again. Thanks for the chance to tear you open with tenderness...I think I really love you already, vman. see you soon, Yours forever...Chuck11
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Dear Chucky (I hope you don't mind my word of endearment?) I really am impressed with your obvious enthusiasm and energy to widen my sphinkter muscle however this was not quite the oriphice I had in mind and let's face it rules are the rules no matter what car problems you had.
I would however suggest two things that might provide some consolation to your current agitated state of frustration.
Firstly one of the other candidates did rant and rave about her expertise in anal sex and I think you two would make a perfect couple; her nick is a banana so please contact her with the same explicit and exciting prose you so generously sent to me.
Secondly did you know that Neopolean's penis was removed but not put in the proper preservative fluid so its very shriveled and looks sort of like a small popcorn scrimp now. I suggest you will your (willy) to the Hermitage in Piter so that Nadeen and the other rus candidates can visit to see what they might have missed if you had been me.
And lastly can you really think I would give up the honor or courting and making happy such a woman as Nadeen? Look at those big brown eyes like Bambi with her eyes in the headlights of my convertable BMW late at night. No even you would admit deep in your heart that such a beauty needs my special care attention.....peace bro.
I would however suggest two things that might provide some consolation to your current agitated state of frustration.
Firstly one of the other candidates did rant and rave about her expertise in anal sex and I think you two would make a perfect couple; her nick is a banana so please contact her with the same explicit and exciting prose you so generously sent to me.
Secondly did you know that Neopolean's penis was removed but not put in the proper preservative fluid so its very shriveled and looks sort of like a small popcorn scrimp now. I suggest you will your (willy) to the Hermitage in Piter so that Nadeen and the other rus candidates can visit to see what they might have missed if you had been me.
And lastly can you really think I would give up the honor or courting and making happy such a woman as Nadeen? Look at those big brown eyes like Bambi with her eyes in the headlights of my convertable BMW late at night. No even you would admit deep in your heart that such a beauty needs my special care attention.....peace bro.
redstorm/fogman
well see you around folks just cancelled my membership so i wont be returning here ever again past 5 years be a blast and also some pain. to he members i wish you fun to the hosts i wish you to be busy and also have your fun take care all and goodbye.........foggy
RE: redstorm/fogman
Ok so dont spend any more money but keep the sign on to see the FREE porn LOL
RE: redstorm/fogman
Funny how many leave this place.Also how many cannot be bothered to place their names to their posts almost like they are ashamed of their own names!
RE: redstorm/fogman
What's your full name Alan? Where do you live? I have many frequent flyer miles, maybe we can get together and have tea, Alan. That would be fun, Alan. What do you think about that, Alan? Will you be my friend, Alan? Can I call you up and chat with you on the telephone, Alan? Maybe we can go visit your mum together and she can make us pop tarts, Alan? We can tell her all about the many pretty ladies we have met on the internet, Alan. We can tell her all about the naughty things we do to ourselves when we look at those pretty ladies. That would be fun, do you not you agree, Alan?
Revenge
A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will
then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will
then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
RE: chatroom
a good host said to me once something along the lines of "why do they fish in comchat as the members would find them if they wanted anything?" Com chat has it's good and bad days, more of the latter on many occassions but I have met 2 or 3 very nice people on there. As you suggest there is a clique of people who almost bully other members if they don't kiss their arse or act how they want. When it comes to it though if someone or somethings annoying you just leave the chatroom and try again later or just use the iggy button which is a great device.
RE: chatroom
commchat is mostly cool but i do agree that it can gey a bit harsh when people start sprouting their political beliefs.i also hate when memebers enter & try to belittle & degrade hosts & then have the gall to go to a hosts room begging for a show.sound like anyone you know blah2006.doea the word hypocrite mean anything to you?
RE: chatroom
Guess we all have different tastes when it comes to what makes chat fun. Unfortunately for me, 2 of those I found most entertaining have since been banned from CC. It's a bit too cutesy-pie for my taste now; all that kissing when someone comes in followed by silence then more kissing when they leave. What's the point? Maybe most of the best fun is in private.
RE: chatroom
if camcontacts monitored the room (not as Admin ) they would quickly see who is main cause of trouble in there .
Boycott Citgo
Having just learned that Chavez, Pres. of Venezulia, is the primary owner of Citgo and personally making billions from us here in the US. He is also a supporter of Iran, Syria, and Cuba, and continiously banters his illogical belief that the US will invade him.
Strongly request readers not buy Citgo products. I am aware Citgo stations are established at Seven Elevens, but don't give in to the convenience and proximity.
gc
Strongly request readers not buy Citgo products. I am aware Citgo stations are established at Seven Elevens, but don't give in to the convenience and proximity.
gc
RE: Boycott Citgo
Like we care! Get used to the fact that vast parts of the world does not like the USA.
RE: Boycott Citgo
ITs real politick, i dont give a damn whether Chavez likes or dislikes the USA, his dictatorial typically latin caudilllo politics is against u?US foreign policy interests.....and his meddling in Latin American politics just cost the left wing presidential candidates in Peru and Mexico to lose! I guess I can thank him for that. And Lula can thank him for convincing Bolivia to steal Petrobras's investment multi-billion $ investment in Bolivia. His regime will collaps just as past latin blowhard regimes ahve collpased, the only thing propping up his patronage politics is oil
RE: Boycott Citgo
i heard Vens owns the shell stations. but anyways another thing i heard was Ven exports 100 million gallons a day of which 65 million comes to usa.
RE: Boycott Citgo
Yeah irational like the US would evey invade anywere just for oil.....
<rolls eyes>
<rolls eyes>
RE: Boycott Citgo
As if the USA would invade for oil - no way dude. But then iraq, no WMD, but lots of oil. Go figure.
RE: Boycott Citgo
yeah we werent little whores putting out for saddam and getting paid off by saddam while he was under UN sanctions like the europeans were to get his cheap oil....
RE: Boycott Citgo
So what reasons do the US need to invade soverign territory, Cuba, Nicaragua, Somalia, do they have a map and a set of darts, I dont think they'l invade Venezuela, there to busy gearing up for Iran, more likely they'll just pump money into opossiton partys in the hope of a coup ..... like the US would ever do that <Allende anyone>
RE: Boycott Citgo
Im not a bush or iraq war supporter but if you really believe the usa would invade venezuela you are naive. And if u think Iraq was solely about oil you are doubly naive. chavez stokes these flames to keep his people focused on something other than an aenemic economy (despite a quadrupling of the price of oil!), tripling of the crime rate under his watch!(Caracas is now the murder capital of the world!), corruption explosion..now that one party controls all branches of government...check out the Devils Excrement http://blogs.salon.com/0001330/ if you really want to find out what is going on in Venezuela
Russians
A very large majority of Russians lack, unfortunately, a sense of humour. A flaw and very sad characteristic.
What say you?
What say you?
RE: Russians
I say you got it wrong ! Try talking to Nadeen..she is a riot. I also know several other Russian hosts who are great fun. Maybe you just got unlucky?
to looking for humour
russian hosts must have a sense of humour to listen to the loads of bull that us members sprout
RE: Russians
WHAAAAAT?...do i have a sense of humour?!...common, Max :)))... dont spoil my reputation here! :D..I'M A SERIOUS GIRL and such a f*cking cruel Mistress sometimes!:D LOOOOL... i bet this guy has made that conclusion about russian humour after reading my posts here :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ROTFLMAO
RE: Russians
oh shit yes i forgot....Nadeen is a very cruel Mistress who never laughs and is always frowning. Maybe you should visit her to make you even more unhappy. How's that Nadeen??? :))))
RE: Russians
Russians dont roll on the floor you are an imposter.........................they even take their shoes off like Japanese
RE: Russians
Ha! Your choosing the wrong russians then... mb it says more about you than them!
RE: Russians
RUSSIANS ARE THE MOST FUNNY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
HOW DO U THINK WE COULD LIVE WITHOUT HUMOUR WITH SUCH ECONOMY!?
LOL
HOW DO U THINK WE COULD LIVE WITHOUT HUMOUR WITH SUCH ECONOMY!?
LOL
RE: Russians
I've found you can have a serious conversation with most Russian hosts and a good laught too although they don't always get the british humour. you just need to adapt.
RE: Russians
ohh yeah.. i do not have sense of humour...im always sad and i dont know what about talk with different ppl .. i cant just opst here silly and uhfunny messages :( .. poor me :(
RE: I saw a dream...
This is beautiful. This was especially so, as my mother passed away last night after 6 months of illness, and my thoughts of life, family, love and tenderness are very much in my mind now, and this glimpse of what could be when life is good brought a tear to my eye.
RE: I saw a dream...
Thank you Mike. I wish you had tears just cos of most happy things in your life. Cos when we feel really happy our emotions coming out with tears.
RE: I had a dream...
That I might not go down on you, but I want you to know that we are the people, who'll get you to the promised land!!!
RE: I saw a dream...
Later in the day I opened my eyes
You told your love is filled with lies
Our child was dead before it was born
I cried, my heart was torn
You cheated on me, I didnt feel happiness
Everywhere in my heart was only sadness
I still had hope, I forgave you
What you said was I choose you
Weeks went by and the summer was near
We would be married, I do I wanted to hear
Then you revealed more of your lies
Said you cannot look me into the eyes
You played games, only wanted money
You didnt want me to call you honey
Said youre sorry, didnt want to hurt
But you treated me like dirt
Dream didn't come true
You told your love is filled with lies
Our child was dead before it was born
I cried, my heart was torn
You cheated on me, I didnt feel happiness
Everywhere in my heart was only sadness
I still had hope, I forgave you
What you said was I choose you
Weeks went by and the summer was near
We would be married, I do I wanted to hear
Then you revealed more of your lies
Said you cannot look me into the eyes
You played games, only wanted money
You didnt want me to call you honey
Said youre sorry, didnt want to hurt
But you treated me like dirt
Dream didn't come true
RE: I saw a dream...
Happiness is in your heart in your mind.
Happiness is all around you, reach out and take it
Happiness is in your heart and your soul
Happiness is in your heart and words
Sadness is there but it will go
Sadness should not stay if you tell it to go
Sadness is not your style
Sadness is not your friend
Friendship is your companion
Friendship is your lover
Friendship is in your character
Frienship to you my friend my Lover
Happiness and friendship are hand in hand
Friendship and happiness are made for each other
Happiness and friendship are two parts of the same coin
Friendship and happiness are in our hearts
USE ALWAYS THE MAGIC WORD: LOVE
AND LOVE WILL LIVE IN YOU FOREVER
IT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
IT WILL BE YOUR GUARDIAN
IT WILL BE YOUR LOVER
As a Mother teach love, happiness & friendship. That is Life. Live it
Happiness is all around you, reach out and take it
Happiness is in your heart and your soul
Happiness is in your heart and words
Sadness is there but it will go
Sadness should not stay if you tell it to go
Sadness is not your style
Sadness is not your friend
Friendship is your companion
Friendship is your lover
Friendship is in your character
Frienship to you my friend my Lover
Happiness and friendship are hand in hand
Friendship and happiness are made for each other
Happiness and friendship are two parts of the same coin
Friendship and happiness are in our hearts
USE ALWAYS THE MAGIC WORD: LOVE
AND LOVE WILL LIVE IN YOU FOREVER
IT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
IT WILL BE YOUR GUARDIAN
IT WILL BE YOUR LOVER
As a Mother teach love, happiness & friendship. That is Life. Live it
Anyone fancy a good seeing to?
To qualify you need to be a) female b) breathing and c) agreeable
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can any one tell me
quite sometime ago now i saw a posting about charges for 121 sessions.
i was lead to belive that host,s
should only make 25% extra for 121 sessions if this is the case then why are so many making double say for example if there open session is say $1.00 per minuit if they make 25% it should work out to $1.33 per minuit.
or if they put 25% on, that would make it $1.25 but no they put on 100% making it $2.00 per miniute.
should this be allowed to happen.
ok come on let,s have your thorts and comments about this subject good bad or what ever.
i was lead to belive that host,s
should only make 25% extra for 121 sessions if this is the case then why are so many making double say for example if there open session is say $1.00 per minuit if they make 25% it should work out to $1.33 per minuit.
or if they put 25% on, that would make it $1.25 but no they put on 100% making it $2.00 per miniute.
should this be allowed to happen.
ok come on let,s have your thorts and comments about this subject good bad or what ever.
RE: can any one tell me
don't think there's any limitation on what your 121 charge should be but it seems to double more in non adult. you aren't obliged to use it in adult so it really shouldn't be such a big jump
RE: can any one tell me
What does it really matter if they do charge more? If you were the host yourself, how much would you charge to put up with horny guy's like us? LOL To solve your worries, Just Don't Go Into The Private Sessions!!! I think the girls do a great Job as it is and they are all worth it! :)
RE: can any one tell me
actually the 25% u refere to is wrong,it is 20% and that is what cc say is the minimum u should charge on top of ur normal price,not maximum
RE: can any one tell me
If I set the prices EasyTouch you would be $0.01 an hour for me and $100 per second for everyone else :D
The Black Sheep:-))
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
summer in egypt
any pretty girl intrested in spending the summer in egypt plz contact me.
NB(only serious girls plz)dont wast ur time & my time
NB(only serious girls plz)dont wast ur time & my time