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i havent seen it posted so i have to ask... why no mentions of the spears incident splashed all over the net. i found the explicit pics and im wondering... is there generally no interest in the forum posters and readers here? or have i missed a good post somewhere?

Notice that both disappeared about the same time............hmmm wonder if its same person...............

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Will I live to be 80?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,
he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking him,

"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,
like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said,


"Then, why do you give a shit?"

> Dear Alcohol,
>
>First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my
>friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
>cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays,
>hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
>endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your
>intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at
>heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
>
>1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I
>question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity
>takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
>ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear
>from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
>
>2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I
>eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some
>stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few
>cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you
>went too far this time.
>
>3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do
>more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by
>causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue
>marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.
>Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front
>door key into the lock.
>
>4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous.
>I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in
>order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My
>entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water,
>vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out
>face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should
>be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
>
>Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to
>ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
>stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I
>just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
>
>In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
>grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no
>later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &
>hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
>
>Thank you,
>
>One of your many fans...
>
>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>
>1. Innovative
>
>2. Preliminary
>
>3. Proliferation
>
>4. Cinnamon
>
>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>
>1. Specificity
>
>2. British Constitution
>
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>
>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>
>2. Nope, no more beer for me.
>
>3. Sorry, you're not really my type.
>
>4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>
>5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
>

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http://www.eioba.com/a2849/fifty_mistakes_men_make_when_having_sex

george bush was in the snowfields having some R&R.one day he was out walking with his secret servicemen when he saw written in the snow by what looked like urine"george bush is a wanker".he said"i bet it was that john kerry,just the type of thing those democrats would do."he told his men to find out the person who did it using DNA & whatever else is necessary.
a few days later one of the scientists contacted george bush"we have the results now sir.the good thing is you were right,the DNA sample conclusively showed it was john kerry's urine that wrote that message.the bad news is it was in your wife's handwritting."

wondering if anyone has experiece with this chat host ,have spoken a few times over period of two weeks, already she professes love and longing to be with me lol,is she one of those girls that loves everyone ?any info would be welcome

Looks like someones done a bit of hacking.
I start to get messages from people from here,
who have yahoo. It seems that alot of yahoo acct's
have been compromised. So, please remember
to change your passwords to something a bit more
difficult to hack.

sending out websites to women who love horses
seems a bit much, and yahoo has been notified.

has anyone been to or from Santiago, Chile-if so where is the best place to get a cheeseburger

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Danger in the shape of something wild.

Stranger, dressed in black she's a hungry child.

No one knows who she is or what her name is

I don't know where she came from or what her game is

(chorus)

Hot child in the city

Hot child in the city

Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty

Hot child in the city


So young to be loose and on her own

Young boys they all want to take her home

She goes downtown the boys all stop and stare

When she goes downtown she walks like she just don't care, yea

Come on down to my place baby

We'll talk about love

Come on down to my place woman

We'll make love

Hot child in the city by nick gelder

Are you Fergalicious????

I would like to say a final goodbye to all here but especially to Nadeen and Triksy my two favs. I can truly say that these two women are the truest friends and chat hosts here................two princesses

Anyone out there know who has the cheapest chat sessions? Anyone have a list of chathosts who are cheaper than others?

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The
passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the
people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for
the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to
look as though the plane will plow straight into the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all
retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge
that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna die."

When you favorite host is in a video (you know by checking her video price), do you still go into her text chat to be seen? I think of it like a dog peeing to mark his territory so his bitch knows he around.

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I've have seen so many pussies, tits, and ass that I think I'm going gay now due to the disease known as pussy insensitivity syndrone.

How can something so ugly feel so good?

Any decent no songs out there? Post here please....

I was in the bookstore yesterday and the mall. The 2007 calendars are for sale. Every possible theme is covered. You name it they have a calendar for it. I would love to create a girls of CC calendar. Maybe get 12 different countries represented. These are not nude pics but sexy. Either a paper calendar or a computer desktop calendar.

Let me think

Romania - Chickory Blue
Russia - Monika22
Brazil - Sexy Scorpion
Phillipines - ?

etc. etc.

Any more nominations?

Maybe CC should consider it. A calendar page would be cool.