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Anyone out there know who has the cheapest chat sessions? Anyone have a list of chathosts who are cheaper than others?

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The
passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the
people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for
the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to
look as though the plane will plow straight into the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all
retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge
that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna die."

When you favorite host is in a video (you know by checking her video price), do you still go into her text chat to be seen? I think of it like a dog peeing to mark his territory so his bitch knows he around.

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I've have seen so many pussies, tits, and ass that I think I'm going gay now due to the disease known as pussy insensitivity syndrone.

How can something so ugly feel so good?

Any decent no songs out there? Post here please....

I was in the bookstore yesterday and the mall. The 2007 calendars are for sale. Every possible theme is covered. You name it they have a calendar for it. I would love to create a girls of CC calendar. Maybe get 12 different countries represented. These are not nude pics but sexy. Either a paper calendar or a computer desktop calendar.

Let me think

Romania - Chickory Blue
Russia - Monika22
Brazil - Sexy Scorpion
Phillipines - ?

etc. etc.

Any more nominations?

Maybe CC should consider it. A calendar page would be cool.

I know some hosts are very proud of their perfectly manicured finger nails. I know it is a lot of work and a source of pride and envy among women. But ladies. I speak generally but for guys they are not a turnon. Of course now will come the nail freaks. I mean it is nice and feminine but some hosts have more pics of their nails than their non nail parts.

I see the forum has been wiped out pre 2006 :(

Just when I was about to start reading it from the beginning too :P

Just heard from freeda, her cyber BF died from heart attack last night.
My heart goes out to her.

Differences Between Men and Women

1. NAMES
When Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth, and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
When Mark, Chris, Eric, and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric, and Tom will each throw in a
$20 bill, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

I'm new here, too. My first day on any site. I go to community chat and immediately inundated with private messages. You are all so wonderfully friendly. Thankyou

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George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address. "Let
me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration.
"Okay," agreed Sam. "All he knows is that Lincoln speech anyway."
At his company's Fourth of July picnic, George brought his new pet
and announced that the animal could recite the entire Gettysburg Address.
No one believed him, and they proceeded to place bets against the dog.
George quieted the crowd and said, "Now we'll begin!" Then he looked at
the dog. The dog looked back. No sound. "Come on, boy, do your stuff."
Nothing. A disappointed George took his dog and went home.
"Why did you embarrass me like that in front of everybody?" George
yelled at the dog. "Do you realize how much money you lost me?"
"Don't be silly, George," replied the dog. "Think of the odds we're
gonna get on Labor Day."

alright christmas around the corner and santa will make his jolly o rounds out to see some of you, well as for me, he told me i was a bad boy this year and i wasnt getting anything for christmas this year,..hmmm, i think santa got mad at me for messing around with mrs. claus,but hey what would you guys had done, if she came at you with that sexy and i mean sexy lingerie on.wasnt my fault i told mr. claus.

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Is it possible for a host to actually fall in love with a member? I mean they know nothing about him other than what he tells them. He could be lying about his age, his life, everything. He could send a picture he stole from HotorNot of some young guy. He could keep putting off buying a cam. He could be a total fake. Yet hosts fall in love with him. How is that possible?

I am sure it is getting cold in your countries. I love sexy sweet girls for chat and relaxation. Now I have learned more about your country. I am wondering if any of you have fully grown out your winter butt mittens yet. If so, I'd really love to spend some time getting to know you. Thanks sweet girls. Mr. Rubble.

any ladies care to enlighten me as to why my ex has suddenly decided to message me?

it's been many months since we last spoke, we didn't part on good terms. As such I have not blocked her from my msn and she has my phone number as far as I know and she hasn't bothered to message me til now rather randomly. Can't she take the hint? There's a bloody reason I didn't bother talking to her for the past 4 or 5 months, geez!

and now I'm wide awake at 2:45am thinking about everything all thanks to her... bloody hell, i only got passed the self pity stage not long ago.....

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He Mishell how many times are u still gonna change ur name in the future ?

HI I am looking for asian hosts who have a bit of flesh on them (not obese) and nice ass. Looking for hosts who are at price not more than 0.60. Hosts plz send me an CCmail or reply here.

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Mmm...come and enjoy me. My boyfriend made me into dessert and ate me up. Come and look at the pictures, baby...then join in the fun