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( as well to the Dea, Ade... or stuff like that :) )

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Hello all again--it seems after today message about bordeom it seems some of you are still confused and bored. That was my today point actually. I quess you missed the section where I said you should read a good book, watch a dvd movie, take a walk in the park, get outside and visit mother nature, or even 121 one of these beautiful women or men whatever turns you on, but no you read the critic bug message and speak your piece and get mad and that stills bored's you. Well I try to tell you, but whatever. But it seems I did help someone here today, whom using his post forum name as the Critic Bug , while heck he went on to say he was going to Adult Gender Benders (TV,TS,CD) to check to see his darling RhonaTS and to have a gay o time. Which for him I glad he is spending his time somewhere even if that is his thing with gender benders, why sure they too did to make money and have a good time, and critic bug number 2 im sure you did have a good o gay time.
P.S. : Just for the record again, for those whom might had missed it, I only write my critic view topic and critic reaction. I do not respond to any individual or group, so if you see something here in forum where other people are typing its not me and I made add to that, I do not endorse any host or member on here. They have there on right to express their views and actions.

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My last post bored you--my plan accomplished very well.--I am now going to-Adult / Gender Benders (TV, TS, CD) to see my darling RhonaTS.-hope you checked her out guys---she is smoking hot.--join the fun-cum with me into open and we shall have a gay old time--see you there

First of all again-I want to thank everyone for supporting me and to my fan club, I love you too, and of course to my mom and dad and God for bringing me into this world and to all who made comments-I thank you very much.
Today Topic it seems to be on a lot of people minds and thoughts is boredom. I have notice several times host and even members said the word bored--in a way like I am Bored. Ok education time, the meaning of bored is the state of being weary and restless through lack of interest. Well than i can see why some do get bored in away, because lack of interest.Ok room I want all of you to understand here, I never get bored where every I am at or what I am doing, and for those who do, which seems to be a lot of you here, I give you some tips-next time you are bored go to the site www.bored.com-they have a lot of games and drawings, etc... you can do. Or better else do like I do--just read a good book (which I did notice someone told me to join a book club, which I am a member of 4 book clubs), watch a good dvd movie, or just take a walk in the park or even better get outside somewhere and see what mother nature as done for your eyes to see. And than comes the most important thing why we all are here and tell me how can you get that bored, we have classy women, we have sexy women, we have women from all around the world, we have woman of all races, and we have woman of all sizes, and for the women just reverse the pattern and you have the same thing the men have on here.
Why I dont get bored here too, how can a person get bored here watching all these orange and blue names typing words, funny, strange, love, sex, naked, private me, come to my room and a whole lot more words that seems to be poppong up from everywhere. And there is the age gap on here, wow I see people from ages 18 all the way up to 72. typing in their ages. And than there comes on those funny looking icons and some come in different colors, like smiling heads, laughing heads, red hearts, yellow kisses (which i cant understand why they are not pink,red, or purple-which most lipstick i seen on a woman are) but anyway they are many more icons to choose from, even the one that is some kind of gun shooting out flames. But anyway my critic thought for the day is people,, we have all kinds of critics in this world, so my advice to you is get use to it and move on with your life, it will be there and always be there, only thing you can do about it speak your piece or get mad, but my advice is do like me, except it and take more of these women here in private 121 you surely not to get bored than. So my criticism is to all of you that think you are bored-come on now you can do better than that in your life.
P.S. Just for the record- I only write my critic view topic and critic reaction- I do not respond to any individual or group, so if you see something here in fotum where other people are typing its not me, thought I get that straight with some of you here.
Ok got to go now and put this in print
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is there now so many wrestlers names in forum.are they the"new"anonymouses?

THE CURTAIN RODS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, Crates and
suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and Collect her
things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time At their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some Soft background music, and
feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of Caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and Stuffed
half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of The all of the
curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and Left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss For the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They Tried
everything, Cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents Were checked
for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air Fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in To set off gas canisters, during
which they had to move out for a few Days, and in the end they even paid to
replace the expensive wool Carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work In the house.
The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench Any longer and
decided to move. A month later, even though they Had cut their price in
half, they could not find a buyer for their Stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to Return
their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of Money from the bank
to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the Man, and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the rotting House. She listened
politely, and said that she missed her old Home terribly, and would be
willing to reduce her divorce settlement In exchange for getting the house
back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed On price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, But only if she were
to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and Within the hour his
lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they Watched the
moving company pack everything to take to their new home, Including the
curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her
car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a
ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode
off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it
echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her
off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!"
and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian
so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman
answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his
waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the
attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

Evening News january 6, 1905

A Woman giving evidence against her husband at Salford yesterday on a charge of assault, was admionished by the Stipendiary.
Mr Makinson said: "This is the way with you women. You chatter, chatter, chatter until you irritate. You get the man mad, then you get struck and come here.
Try to keep your mouth shut and you will get on better

The Thoughts of a Senior Citizen......

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't have anything to
feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses
sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible... And I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the motorway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
who can't get his pants off.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife
to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few
blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she
departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will
print your age."

Teknolgy Fer Contry Folk

LOG ON - Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF - Don't add no more wood.
DOWNLOAD - Gettin the farwood off the truk.
UPLOAD - When ya'll pile into the truk ta go ta church.
MEGA HERTZ - When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much firwood.
RAM - That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
DELETE - Movie-stars an rich folk.
HARD DRIVE - Gettin home in the winter time.
PROMPT - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS - Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN - Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE - Whut dem horse flys do.
CHIP - Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP - Whut's left in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM - Whacha did to the hey fields.
DOT MATRIX - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP - Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD - Whar ya hang the ole keys.
SOFTWARE - Them dumb plastic forks and knifs.
HARDWARE - What you buy at the tool store.
TYPING - When yer sortin' out males from females in a litter.
MOUSE - What eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME - Holds up the barn ruf.
ENTER - Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in Y'all.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the hayrake
when yer wife asks.
FAX - What Dot Matrix and Lulabelle Hiemerman shars with everybody when they
visit - They knows some fax abut pert near everyone.
FEEDBACK - When ya cain't keep yer dinner down.
MOUSE PAD - That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
FILES - What'cha sharpen the ax blade with.
PRINTING - When the cat leaves dirty paw tracks on the hood of pick-up.
LASER - A fool dog that won't work.
SATELLITE - A saddle that ain't heavy.
HARD (er) DRIVE - Haulin' a big load of manure over teh hill to fertilize
the field.
INTERNET - Whut ya want the fish down at the pond to do.
THE WEB - Wut gets stuck in yer hair an on yer clothes when ya walk through
granny's attic.
CD - Where you ain't livin!

PGD genetic research. Just caught a little on radio, was wondering if anyone knows or cares to put more light on this for me. thx

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" She asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.. Smallcox?"

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Sorry, guys, but those pics were made neither for business nor for advertising at all. I just had my reasons to take them. That's why they are hidden now.
But what really surprised me is that they were noticed just at once. Thank you, guys, for your attention ! :):P and for the replies from those who really know me :)
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If Gortensia was alone in a forest and fell over, not posting on the forums for a day, would we hear it ???? Or just cheer ????

I can give you what you want
I can give you sweet dreams
I can give you ice cream
I can give you what you want

Joke!! little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"


Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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Hello, Im back, it seems the last post I made in here, touch some people nerves or should I say what nerves they had left. First of all I just want you to know, dont take this criticism so serious. Im happy where I am today by doing this as a living (that is I am a standup comedian at a night club) and yes I know some of you are going to say, "Dont quit your Day Job", Im not by the way. So it seems I pick on a very beautiful young lady earlier, host name Chickory Blue. I do not know the woman and it has nothing to do with her personal life, I think she is a very smartt intellegent young lady. All I said was she needs to communicate a little better as a host here, thats all. She needs to remember there are several others members here that need attention as much as a certain few, but hey, thats her call whomever she wants and not want to be with and by no means Im here to hurt her in anyway for her to make money off this site. As for as another host here (AmazingBBW) said it very well in her chatting in the room: We all know its a joke so yes please dont take this critic (which is me, she is referring to) so seriously, its a joke too, its just sense of humor. Only thing I can say about this statement she made, Yes A Joke. She also said it very well when she stated well at least I know something-I didnt spend my time in comm. chat for nothing. That is the way we all should look at this or we shouldnt be in there the first place. "Here Here" good quote. Darling bbw its not jealousy of a person in my line of work to be jealous of this any anyone in here-thats not my nature or calling. If im going to be jealous of anything it would be I dont have good food and wine at the dinner table and oh yes I am jealous of Robin Williams being a better comedian than I am. And now this leaves us to my closing remarks to a blue letter member name "Dark Mystery"-yes I got your remark about at least have the bollocks (which the term in my country is balls) to post your name. "Gee what a very good idea--lets all be open and honest and post our real names. But this is a chat site for non-adult and adult entertainment--so keep it that way. And by the way, I quess your staying on line 7 days a week helps you to keep your cock dragon santos spitting fire (thats a good quote you said--I can use that at by next show) One word of advice to you, be careful, to much touchy yourself will make you older quick (get some sleep) and by the way Im glad you are private video these ladies, they need the help with college tuition, food, clothes, etc.... and not to worried about me, I will oneday video chickory blue and than she will burst into womanhood.
Ok-I got to go now and get forgiveness.
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