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RE: Prices

$0.50 for no show
$0.51 for all show

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RE: Prices

Somewhere between 0.75c and $1.50 per min would be a good non-adult price for me. Does that help?

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Dudette

OK ok ok Miss dudette.. I rang that number and got a very erotic ladies voice on the other end... Ohhh the things she wanted me to do and say, i could hardly believe my ears... 8-0


I was so shocked, that u gave me that number to the local laundrette, was so much filthy talk from that woman, clean this, scrub that, don`t use to much startch, and always use a cool wash and spin dry after.. It really shocked me that i had to use a cool wash and spin dry it after :((( I always spin dry and then cool wash... :P:D

But i`ll get u back Dudette don`t ya worry.. hehehe
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:OIs it she?I thought that was Mr Dudette

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RE: Dudette

hehehe u spoke to my grandma :P

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Today

i was sitting alone in a room full of strangers-(well actually in mm room on a computer)-listening and watching the words type in on a computer screen from lonely--old-and yes sometimes young members, not having anything else to do, but to sit down in a community chat room and talk about things from sex-pictures sending-jokes-birthdays-ages-where you from-being pissed off-being jealous (hmm now thats a good one to hear about in chat room) believe me. And than i watch the words some host type on here--now if you really want to get horny--naked-and whatever turns you on--listening to these people that come in on screen in orange letter names-which are mostly young attractive girls that get us members hard and lusty for more--what can i say.
Ok Today Topic: was reading words on screen by this chick name chickory blue in which in my own personal feelings is a good looking attractive woman, but lacks communication skills on how to chat--she reminds me of a girl under age--ready to burst out of her virginity into womanhood and than on the other side i watch words type of from a blue letter name -which at the time i forgot who it was say i send you some pictures of santos---now what kind of person calls a dragon santos--well i guess she got it ok from the pictures--but hey what ever turns these younf girls on from older men--it seems to work--Ok i got to go now and put this in print-More to come later--
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RE: Today

..... and to think cc blocked my post but allowed this through :(

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RE: Today

just what cc needed, another windbag. chickoryblue will certainly be happy for your thoughts, but then again she will never know who you are

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RE: Today

Dragon called santos? WTF are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!! Santos is a character from a series called Rebelde which I kindly sent a photo of to AmazingBBW. Dragon is her pet name for a cock....

ChickoryBlue.... doesnt know how to communicate? Did you happen to spend time in her video? You judge ppl by how you see them in a open room, not on a one to one basis.

Now you say you observed? I suggest you go re-observe before critiscing ppl. At least have the bollocks to post your name ;-)

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RE: Today

maybe some people dont have anything to say. Is it better to flood icons or talk shit just to talk? I think not.

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RE: Today

i mean to monika--excuse me, i see you are a little pissed off too, and yes that is good advice I will keep my dirty hands off her--so get a grip and dont get all choke up. I also agree after sitting in those meeting rooms and listening to all, it comes by growing up and far as me shy, if i am whats it got to do with you,,Im not asking you for a date or meet you,, but maybe one day we can cybercam 121 sex chat, you might can teach me some lessons to get out of this shyness.And what makes you think I dont like what people are saying in the room,I actually do like it, why do you think i come, and this is my real screen name by the way,, i am a host on site, look me up we can have a good time
Chow-

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RE: Today

I'm intrigued. Looked you up but no screen name listed, i.e. CriticBug, TheCriticBug? Forgive but I'm slow and old so please advise correct spelling.

As a sematics enthusiast, do you mean 'ciao' when you sign off as 'chow'?

Thanks a lot and nothing critical or sarcastic should be construed from the wording of this post.

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RE: Today

What difference does posting your "real" name do anyway? (You mean screen name of course) With this information are you going to visit them? Stalk them? Send a rude email ? What exactly? What a bunch of ham and eggers!

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RE: Today

Ever thought of joining a book club?

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RE: Today

now monika arnt you a little hard on people--everyone has a point of view-and after reading yours--dont look for me no more in your video chat room--all you want to do is open your mouth and collect

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Let me out of this dungeon!!!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/letmeout.jpg

and yet another two silly pics :D >>

"dont even fart in forest" :
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/firehazard.jpg

"sexy":
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/Jessica_Simpson.jpg

enjoy :)))
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RE: Let me out of this dungeon!!!

About time Nadeen

First one I loved :D
Second one I liked :)
Third one I never want to see again :(

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RE: Let me out of this dungeon!!!

Sorry, INYF..I didnt know it was you on the third pic :(
I am in love :D

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RE: Let me out of this dungeon!!!

LMAO:))

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WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

LOOKING FOR LONELY WOMAN WHO DO NOT CHARGE FOR A SESSION. IM ME ON YAHOO WITH SAME SCREEN-NAME
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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

come to me BB.i\\\'m naked,horny & wetttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think I spoke to you in chat anon.

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

U R A DUMBASS

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

Do you want flowers too?

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

So now CC has resorted to panhandeling site? Wow, how low can we go?

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

Can I have some of what ur smokin luv2eaturpss?

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. I fired them all yesterday.

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RE: WANT TO PRIVATE WITHOUT FEE

I wasn't allowed to tell you what I think :(

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One word

One word: RUDE
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RE: One word

what's the word?

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answers

1. Bird, bird, bird .... bird is the word.
SURFIN' BIRD
(Frazier - White - Harris - Wilson)
THE TRASHMEN (GARRETT 4002, 1963)

2. speak the word ... revolution ... the word is all of us
SPEAK
Music and Lyrics by Geoff Tate & Michael Wilton
Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime

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i remember now.i remember how it started.i can't remember yesterday,i just remember doing what they told me.

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Mindcrime II

I was unaware until today that there is a Mindcrime II. Do you know if it is any good? How does it compare to the first one?

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RE: Mindcrime II

personally i think the first one was better but i'm still listening to the second one and trying to get a feel for it.it is good,ties into the first one great.it's queensryche so it has to be good!

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thank you

thanks, paco

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RE: answers

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

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Oh Hell Yea

What's up with all the wreslers here....Is this the damn beer brigade having a party with out me. Time to open up some whoopass around here...and that's the bottom line cause stone cold is back...
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ohhh fuck another austin---by the way austin316--are you realy stone cold--if so---Mike Tyson is looking for your ass--he needs to team up with you and learn some wrestling moves--okie dokie

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

Oh hell yeaaaaaaa!!

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

okie dokie--cool--can i have your autograph--i know a cool kid--that likes watching wreastling at the center

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

Kayfabe !

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

I got long sideburns
And my hair slicked back
I'm gonna do your town in my pink cadillac
I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (he's a Honky Tonk Man)
I'm just a Honky Tonk Man (he's a Honky Tonk Man)
I'm just a Honky Tonk Man
I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bad




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Listen up candy ass, I'm gonna walk down the people isle and lay the smack down and stomp on your 2 busted knees! If ya smelllllll what the rock is cookin!!

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

Whats your name anyway?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS !!!!

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RE: Oh Hell Yea

That was stunning Steve

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WHATTHEFUKAREYOUTALKINGABOUTMATE?

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This is why I'm having a bad day

B & Q JOB APPLICATION

This is an actual job application that a 59-year-old
pensioner submitted to B&Q in Ashford.

They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Mondo (Grumpy Old Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman
(or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or
Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's
available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and
a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not
possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management
hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of
stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate
question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest
Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living
in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish
supermodel with big boobs and who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread.

Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE?:
7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO
THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
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RE: This is why I'm having a bad day

Some fooker sent me this in email last week.... was it you:-/

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RE: This is why I'm having a bad day

If I knew your email, I probably would have. :=))

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RE: This is why I'm having a bad day

I like this man - think he works in my local B & Q - ask him a questions and he says, "Dunno mate!" but with a :)

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I lied :-((

MessageSaturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to
hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing
50mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that shit ."
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lmfao Mondo...

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RE: I lied :-((

loool What happened with you? You are inspired at the moment!

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Finally (For Today)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed out -
Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


(1) When they're rich - Pam, age 7 (I couldn't have said it better
myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do -
Howard, age 7

(Who made the rule)

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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date - Martin, age 10
(Who said boys do not have brains)
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RE: What do u think?

Dear God, make it stop.

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lol, good one :)

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RE: What do u think?

it would have been strange if the aussies did not feature in your list lol

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RE: What do u think?

Hey what about the rest of us from the UK :(

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RE: What do u think?

what about the welsh?

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RE: What do u think?

Dunno know why but for me Scottish and Irish guys always seemed the hottest when i used to videochat. And from the reactions I get everytime I say that (surprise, horror lol) I must be unique:)

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to welshman11

don't worry i know you hold a special place in her heart. :--))

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RE: What do u think?

Welsh? The best I know of ;)

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to INYF

if i can sing to you...who knows :--))

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RE: to INYF

What you going to sing tisme ????????

I need to know before I make my decision.

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RE: to INYF

well i know how much you like"que sera sera"but i also do great covers of"its raining men" &"wake me up before you go go".do i need to audition?

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RE: to INYF

I'll take "It's raining men" as long as you have an umberella and do all the actions :D

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RE: to INYF

i have an umbrella but its only small.one of those umbrellas you get in your shirley temple but i'm sure it will still cover my dignity :--))

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Are you still my bestest friend??? :-(

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RE: What do u think?

Try a Belgian ...Dutch or French speaking

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RE: What do u think?

And pick me up a danish while you're at it.
I'm famished.

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RE: BITCH

I always thought it meant
Bossy
Ignorant
Thoughtless
Cumcatching
Harlot

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RE: BITCH

Obviously Hotlolly Cant Understand Normal Thinking

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Balls

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HELP

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Looking for something new

Having seen quite a few ladies here I'm looking for out of the ordinary. Anyone know of a host with something different to offer? Like a 3rd nipple or an extra nostril, maybe a asian albino.
Whhoooo!!
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RE: Looking for something new

Try delicious chuck11

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looking for a chathost

hello all, does anyone knows where jerriko went, i have not seen her online for more then 2 weeks and i need to talk to her.any information would be good. thanks
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watch your wallet with jerriko, only after your money

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RE: looking for a chathost

They all are, it is work. If They did this for fun, they would have free cams on Yahoo or something.
My question is.... Is she a good show value ?

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RE: Happy New Year...

gun? take your choice, from .380, .38,.357,.40, .41 mag,.44,.44 mag,.45acp,.45LC Just remember an accurate gun is a fun gun and squeeze the trigger do not jerk it

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RE: Happy New Year...

my M-60 and the M-249 you jerk the trigger

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RE: Happy New Year...

war mongers?

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RE: Happy New Year...

AAHhhhh, nothing reminds me of Christmas and New Years more than a full clip of red and green tracer rounds fired into the sky.

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RE: Happy New Year...

Oh how I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, you know that gasoline smell......smells like, like,.............we're on the hunt, we're on the trail, we're making progress, we're........"the coalition of the willing?"

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RE: Happy New Year...

You are either with us or with the Kwanza crowd.
I am a wartime Santa, bringing false hope to millions and on the 26th of Dec I can proudly declare "Mission Complete???"

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RE: Happy New Year...

Hey Santa, what's this? Apparently you were not aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln on May 1, 2003. Under a banner of "Mission Accomplished," the speech went; "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."..............................Haven't We???.......Hmmmmmm?

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RE: Happy New Year...

Gun?......... Prefer a grenade.

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RE: Happy New Year...

Grenade? Prefer RPG

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RE: Happy New Year...

Oh my God... I'm the happiest person in the Universe...
Dear, I have been searching for u for centuries

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RE: Happy New Year...

you don't have to jerk the trigger, you just choose too... there is a difference, also bigger difference in the listed hand guns above and your SAW

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RE: Happy New Year...

Should I be worried that this thread has given me a great big boner?

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RE: Happy New Year...

Yes be Worried, Be Very Worried!!
Yes be Scared, Be Very Scared!!

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RE: Happy New Year...

shit man i thought this was a porn site not a site for nednecks to congregate
where is the Klan? :=D

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RE: Happy New Year...

the Klan will be here shortly, they are waiting to pick up their neo-nazi friends in their new Monster Pick UpTruck. just as soon as the gun racks are mounted to the back of the cab ;+) rebel flags for the license plates are optional.

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RE: Happy New Year...

and the south shall rise again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Happy New Year...

Something 'd happened...
NO mentions of "boobs", "cocks" or even "third nipples"... (I was looked twice through all the messages to the post!) Though, sincere thanks to New mem who helps us not to forget our roots...
Anyway, I got much food for..... hmmmm.... thoughts about triggers and jerking and not-jerking... Would keep this puzzle for brain training...

P.S. However, make love, no war... Peace.

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The Ashes

Australia has its foot on England's throat after a 277-run hammering in the Ashes opener and skipper Ricky Ponting wants it kept firmly there for the next game in Adelaide..

Read more: http://au.sports.yahoo.com/061127/5/zob6.html
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Yeah yeah yeah. They won the first test last time, in UK. Remeber what happened after that? We are lulling them into a false sense of security - AGAIN!!!! :=))

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RE: The Ashes

Yeah, England are gonna win!!!! Freddie, KP a couple of double centuries each, Harmison recovers his rhythm and rips through the Oz line up.

3-2 England!!!

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RE: The Ashes

I am glad KP is SA and showing some guts and balls to stand up to the bastards! Dirty play from Warne, KP should have thrown his bat at him. lmao

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Whinging Poms, lol

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yes but last time guys"old man river"missed 2 tests after the first 1 & this time he has his clone bowling as well.stuart"safraz"clark 4 tests 28 wickets.should be fun four tests.may the best side win :--))

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no ebony lady with long and polished fingernails?

Is there no ebony lady with long and polished fingernails in cc?
Who can help me?
THX - Rahaewju
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legallyblack is awesome! she IS sexuality. peace out!

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After the Office Party:-))

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
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lol Christmas Party will be soon :(

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RE: Why do foreigners want to marry Russian women?

You casually do not confuse Russian women and Ukrainian women? These are the different countries after disintegration of the USSR. Even the Russian men want to have wives from Ukraine because ukrainian women not only are very beautiful, but also fine mistresses, fine mothers.

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RE: Statistics says...

"50% of couples of a russian woman and a foreigner break up within the first year of the marriage"

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RE: Statistics says...

I wonder which 50% we would fall into TRIKSY :P

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RE: Statistics says...

i always hope for the best, but i'm afraid this statistics is not for us two INYF :P:P:P

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RE: Statistics says...

No TRIKSY I think we would fall under the 0.01% where the wife kills her annoying husband in the first week :P

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:(

or do you mean this statistic is not for us because you will never marry me :(

How about an affair ? :)

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RE: Statistics says...

In the US 50% of marriages between American women and American men end in divorce.

I have not seen the statistics for marriages between Russian women and American men. The statistics for foreign men is too vague I think to be really relevant, in my opinion, because marriages between Russian women and men from some countries might have very high success rates, while marriages with men from some other countries might have very low success rates with Russian women and when averaged together equal 50% statistic.

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RE: Statistics says...

http://www.divorcemag.com/statistics/statsWorld.shtml

Holy crap, it seems the divorce rate for Russian-Russian couples is even higher!:P

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RE: Statistics says...

80% of marriages in Russia, done after communism fall, finish in divorce after the fall of communism. Ok, not all in the first year, but let say that is quite much.

Im not saying russians are bad... i think we are better to find out why there is so much divorces and then find solutions. Lets stop pointing each others.

Personally, i think the main reason of divorce is : Freedom. We have the power to quit and try to find perfection. We flee our responsabilities. The ones for our companion, the ones for our children, the ones of our family, and so on. Lets stop to try to find perfection and lets try to understand the one with who we are and to not think about our own happiness.

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Russian divorces

I have heard one theory that Russian marriages end in divorce so often because the couple jump at the first chance to get away from mom and dad and lice apart that they don't think it through.

I think the character of Russian girls are different from American girls. Better? Who knows? I see Sex In The City and Will & Grace and Desperate Housewives and I want a girl from ANYWHERE other than USA.

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RE: Russian divorces

Amen to that one brother

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RE: Russian divorces

Interesting viewing habits. You're sure you actually want a girl, right?

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RE: Russian divorces

yes i want a girl to marry but american girls only go after looks not what is on the inside. american gals want a bad boy and i am far from being a bad boy

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RE: Russian divorces

So you are a nice ugly boy? blechhh :(

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RE: Russian divorces

i am a nice average looking guy but the girls on here think i am beutiful and i have not spent one dime on them lol well a few i did

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RE: tv women

That's right. All people in US are just like the characters you see on tv! Good theory. Use that one often and no one will ever think you're ignorant!

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RE: tv women

Sure, and all the Russian women are just like the beautiful KGB agents in James Bond movies. In our dreams, maybe...

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RE: tv women

I assume you don't include Rosa Kleb!!? The one with the knife in her shoe...

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RE: Statistics says...

used to be that 50% of marriages were women, which is why so many of them broke up!!! but these days, u never know!!! loooooooool

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RE: Statistics says...

proven fact: 63.41% of statistics are made up on the spot! LOL

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RE: Why do foreigners want to marry Russian women?

Ahhh yes, the Russian Stepford wife, so perfect, so obident, so robotic.

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RE: Why do foreigners want to marry Russian women?

ok, lets hear the other side, for us married couples how long have you been married? My number is 22 years.

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RE: Why do foreigners want to marry Russian women?

im betting u dont make 23 when she finds out where u hang out!! LOL

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Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

whether your Russian, Romanian, Filipina, Chinese, Czech, South african or south american, or USA or Candaian, think about this:
The morning starts with his kiss while you are half asleep still, you dreamily hear the shower running as he prepares for work, then you smell the scent of coffee brewing, ( substitute your favorite morning drink here), you wake from bed and follw the rich smell of the mornings brew to find your man on the east facing porch of your dwelling, the sun is just peaking up over the horizon, he has already poured your cup of breakfast drink, prepared how you like it, you both share the drink and sunrise, mostly in silence but with short loving looks over the rim of your cups at each other. He rises from the table, leans down to give you the second kiss of the day, and whispers, I love you, as he goes off to his work.

what lady from what country would not like this, what man from what country would not love to experience this? We are all not so different
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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

why i always cry?..
that was very nice:-)a real dream that can come true,and i ll do all i can to have this someday:-)and wish u to have this too:-)
thank u for such a nice post
xxx

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

Hehe that's really sweet :)
Nice way to start the day.. so, yeah, guess we're not that different.

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Can I remove your skirt? :p

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Well, I'm a man and here's how I like to start my mornings.
It's earling morning, I hear the birds singing, I open my eyes and see the sun just beginning to rise, I rollover and let out a low rumbling fart and sleep for 3 more hours. I wake up next to my girl, spooning her as I hold her firm breast in my hand. She feels my morning wood and we do our version of morning aerobics. We shower and she's out the door as I try to remember her name or which bar I picked her up in.

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

=O=

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

LOL Hot Scot. Classic. By the way I haven't forgotten how u smashed that coconut on my head in Pipers Pit.

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good remark, prime time

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what is so difficult to do in this scenario? Make something to drink, or kiss your love good morning? Nothing difficult in either and worth so much more than 7 days, 7 months, or 7 years, this is something for a lifetime

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

Spoken like a man whose never met a real woman.

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put your tongue back in your mouth, get your thumb out of the air and put the 2x4 up, just read and learn but do not make comparisions about things you can not know about, and that would be me.

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

but what if they have kids and neither wife nor husband feel like getting up for the crying kid?
and what if the wife is working too, cause they need the cash?
I love romance, but life is seldom romantic!

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

And dreams can come true..

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Do you mean that one day I might actually meet a real woman Psy :)

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

Sounds like a really bad coffee comercial to me lol

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:)))))))))Bugagga LOL!

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sounds like romantic style of western culture in 20th century

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Mmmmm... i better dream about a day off work.... you are waking slowly from his soft kiss... he is touching gently your cheek... your lips... your chin, your shoulder... running his fingers lower along your body... kissing your ear so gently and sweet... you open your eyes and see his smile... the best loving smile in the world.... which makes you realise you are the happiest woman meeting a new day like this...
i hope these dreams are gonna come true for me soon :)

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RE: Are we all so different?? Ladys tell me you would not like this...?

you must still be on your homeymoon

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thats is why i married a filipina.
yet i ......
well i should have married an american for what i have and could have save 5k in INS bribes, oops i meen document fees.
better yet, stayed single.

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Another twist in the big city is after the romantic morning wake up kissss .. the quiet looks as they drink coffe.. is the husband is already day dreaming of his upcoming session with the new Hottt secretary .... seems he just cannot get over that beautiful smile she gave him as him as she caught him looking at her 36 DD as she stooped down to pick up the piece of paper at the copy machine yesterday.... Maybe a lunch date and a possible session in the office just before the trip home this afternoon.
Oh But I love you my sweetest darling wife !!!!

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Oh what fun

I'm sorry .. but i just have to let you guys know how much fun this is to read all your messages in here .. gives me hours of enterainment. The silly things you guys discuss here are very amusing and some comments i've laughed very hard over.

Well that's all i had to say
Keep the good work up guys ! :D

Leoric
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Glad your entertained :D

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:--(( i thought it was going to be a christmas carol"dashing through the snow....."que sera sera(for you INYF) at least the poster is like most of us enjoying forum :--))

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RE: Oh what fun

Your right tisme that's what the forums are all about :)

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