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To All Non Adult Hosts

My apologies to all the guys that like to visit the non adult catagory girls as after they have read this post they will all be moving.

Girls I think you maybe misunderstand the Adult Categories on cc and so I thought I would give you 10 advantages of being a host in the adult categories.

1. Encouragement :- Do you remember when you were a small child your mother and father would offer you words of encouragement when you got annoyed because you couldn’t achieve some small task you were attempting to do ? You get the same sort of encouragement in the adult categories.

An example being “I’m sure if you were just willing to fucking try you stupid bitch you could easily get those 3 dildos in your ass at the same time.”

2. Health :- In the adult categories the members always care and worry about the girls health. He may be worried that you are constipated and will often ask “Can you pee or poo ?” He may also want to ensure you get your recommended 5 daily portions of fruit and veg by asking “Can you stick the cucumber up your pussy and the banana up your ass ?”

3. Money :- All other things being equal the adult area visiting member will have more money that his non adult category counterpart as it is a hell of a lot quicker for a man to have a wank than it is for him to have a sensible conversation.

This also comes in handy as you don’t have to worry about a member coming into your video and keeping you working when you are tired and were about to finish up and go home as a member can enter your video when you are leaving in 3 minutes and you will still be able to leave on time (probably with a minute to spare)

4. Language :- You will learn so many new words that you never get taught in your language classes and this will be invaluable when you meet people, that speak this language, in real life.

5. Jealousy :- When you grow close to a non adult category member and he then posts about another host on the forums you will often feel hurt and betrayed as you thought you and he had something special. Well in the adult categories that doesn’t happen. When you see him posting about another girl on the forums you just feel relieved that the sick little bastard has found some other poor girl to pester with his perverted nasty cravings.

6.Being Unfaithful :- If you are ever crazy enough to meet the guy who has been wanking himself silly over your naked body and then you are even crazier and agree to date him you can be assured that he will never ever be unfaithful to you. Do you think that if the sad loser could get a woman in his real life he would be here wanking over your naked body ?

7.Lies :- With the adult category member you don’t have to worry about whether or not he is lying to you. It is easy to tell if they are lying. If the comment is of a sexual nature it is true anything else is a lie.

Of course I never visit any other girl on here. Why would I you are just so sweet (This is a Lie)

You are the sluttiest bitch with the biggest fucking pussy lips I have ever seen (The is the Truth)

8.Photos :- You meet a new member in the non adult categories and he seems nice and so you are keen to see his photo but he is to shy to send it and you have to ask over and over again. In the adult categories you will receive your first photo after only a couple of minutes video without even having to ask and will continue to receive them at regular intervals thereafter. Hell who knows if you’re very lucky you may even eventually, after a very long time, get a pic of his face.

9.Variety :- Girls you must get bored of having sensible chats with young charming guys who continually tell you how beautiful, sweet and sexy you are and who you may eventually fall in love with, marry and then spend a lifetime of happiness.

Try something new and move to the adult categories where fat ugly old sweaty men will call you such things as a fucking bitch, a useless slut or an ugly cow if you haven’t stripped within two minutes, spread your pussy within 3 minutes and have toys in all your holes after 4 minutes.

10. Exercise – Let a few guys into your room at the same time and they will have you twisting and turning so much and getting you into positions you never thought possible that you won’t ever have to visit the Gym again.

See you all in adult tomorrow :)

The only disadvantage I can think of is that I may visit you.

Oh shit that's blown it :(
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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

oh you can only dream about me in adult :P

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

That dream came true in one2one

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

did u tell her u love her and wanna b with her too?? ooppsss shouldnt have said that dont want ur gf knowing u say that to everyone..my bad sorry trev

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

You mean I didn't tempt you :(

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

AmazingBBW I can't even get the Instant Action Hosts naked :(

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

Gosh, it was brilliant !!!

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

...but offensive to those non-adult hosts who truly are non-adult and opened this expecting it to be relevant in some way.

Not funny in my opinion, in different circumsances it might have been. Get a life INYF

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

How can something be funny if it isn't offensive?

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

Trisky is as non-adult as they come and she loved it. Get a life RoRoUK

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

What is your definition of truly non-adult host?

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

hehe not you :P

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

love ya V :)

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

My definition? ....in non-adult category and who is here to 'Make new friends' or to talk with 'friends and family' and who doesn't want or expect to be badgered all the time by requests for actions that would otherwise be the domain of any of the adult categories. Not too hard is it?

Yes there are some - pity CC doesn't enforce the categories in everybody's best interests.

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RE: to RoRoUK

Robert, got on the wrong side today ? :)
I know you have a sense of humor :)
it was just a joke, but what was said about adult is just ten points i think. and nothign to do with truly or not truly non-adult girls.
just a very sarcastic one :):P

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RE: to RoRoUK

Well maybe I did Trikster.

I thought it was mildly amusing in its own right, but ceases to be so when it is addressed to a group of people some of whom will be truly non-adult and possibly offended by it, especially since it is clearly adult humour and quite likely deliberately intended to offend.

However in hindsight I think it was naive of me to A) expect the majority here to have any respect for the truly non-adult minority (omg - you mean there really ARE some?). 99.99% of those here are self-centred egotistical ****** people who dont give a damn what happens or who they might upset as long as they are enjoying themselves in the process, or B) to expect CC to act with any reasonableness in moderation when it is clear they are running a business and profit is the prime objective.

I have enough pride in myself to confess I'm not one of them, even in the light of the inevitable slating I'll get in response to this post...

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RE: to RoRoUK

So that heap of pride you have is enough to allow you to confess that you prop up your own little ego by deeming yourself better than 99.99% of the people here? That you think you're better than damn near everyone here because you see yourself as NOT being self-centered and egotistical?
Did I read that right?

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RE: to RoRoUK

No you didn't. I never said better. I just try to show a little more respect for others than is otherwise apparent here.

Congratulations on being the first of the 99.99% to not respect my views and, as predicted, to make fun of them.

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

LOOL INYF :D ...and welcome back! (K) :)))

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RE: To All Non Adult Hosts

LOL, wondering what i will tell when someone ask me put dildo in 2 min of vid:)))

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RE: Visa to Russia

yes you need, u also need invitation.
u can buy it online or ask ur local travelagency to arrenge visa and invitation

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RE: Visa to Russia

Great site for resources and information: http://www.waytorussia.net

The forums there also have a section on Russian visas

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RE: quiet againn x-(

the guests maybe on that quest again,not the messiah but a very naughty grrl :--))

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RE: quiet againn x-(

WAaaaaaaaaaaa :(((( here also... no members, its like dead, i could sleep, eat, even have real sex with someone, nobody would interruot soo sad

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life's greatest happiness

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved...
i think its a reason for many of us to come to CC and stick with it . do you agree?
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RE: life's greatest happiness

No, it would be a sad pathetic day in my book for me to come here to be convinced I'm loved.
I prefer true love in person :P
Smootches

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Mmm Bop

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast...yeah
So hold onto the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care
Mmm bop, flip ta ba du op
Du daba, du op
Flip ta ba du
Ye-ah
Mmm bop, flip ta ba du op
Du daba, du op
Flip ta ba du
Ye-ah
in an mmm bop there gone,
in an mmm bop there not there
in an mmm bop there gone
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows

(repeat chorus)

In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
Until you lose your hair. but you don't care.

(repeat chorus)

Can you tell me? you say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me? you say you can but you don't know

(I. Hanson/T. Hanson/Z. Hanson)
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RE: Mmm Bop

Very nice. You're a saint and a poet.
But why do I hear an echo?

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RE: Mmm Bop

Here's why------> =o=

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Far Away

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

One my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand

Nickelback

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RE: Far Away

yeah davedave i love that song to.. great lyrics... :)

Also love the lyrics from Rooster - To Die For..

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RE: Far Away

sappy lyrics like most of their stuff :P

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RE: Far Away

good call, Nickleback are pretty sucky ... that lead singer is as fucking ugly as sin too ...

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RE: Far Away

true, if he was a host on here he would have to pay people to come to his chat - much like some of the skanks on here.

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RE: Far Away

BooBoo, BooBoo, Bo-BooBoo,
Banana-Fana Fo-FooBoo,
Mee-Mi-Mo-MooBoo,
BooBoo!

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RE: Far Away

You big girls blouse!!!!!!!!!!!!




































<----Shed's a tear... :((

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RE: Far Away

I liked the movie better. :P

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RE: Far Away

Dave is a master...let him work.

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RE: Far Away

What, is he making you a mix tape?

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RE: Far Away

What an insufferable pile of shit.

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RE: Far Away

yeahh, just kissing up to the hosts that like this kind of music.

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Question for hosts

I think a lot of hosts would like to work from home if they could. What is the biggest obstacle?

Cost of equipment? Computer and cam.
Cost of high speed internet on a monthly basis?
No place to work. Live with parents or Non-CC roomates.
Cant hide job from friends and relatives?
Possible tax problem?
Studio would make trouble?

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RE: Question for hosts

Why would the police and law be a problem to opening an account?

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RE: Question for hosts

read her response properly

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RE: Question for hosts

Who r u? the forum police?

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RE: Question for hosts

if you read it you misinterpreted it.

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RE: Question for hosts

I know i'm not a host but i can answer that question. Becaue in some countries this kind of work is illegal

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RE: Question for hosts

duh... not to open account - to stay in business - if neighbors figure out what you do the police will shake you down in certain countries for bribes or threaten to arrest you as prostitute - the studio boss takes care of the bribes - it's one way she earns her money (most studio bosses are girls)

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RE: Question for hosts

The two biggest obstacles for girls working in a studio to work at home are that CC will not allow new accounts in Russia or Romanai and lack of a place if they are loving with parents or sharing with someone.

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RE: Question for hosts

In many European coumtries the concept of privacy from the landlord is unknown. Often they feel the place is still theirs and you are only borrowing it and keep keys.

I have heard of landlords using a tenant's washing machine when they are at work or defrosting the freezer because they thought it was too icy. And they don't hide it.

One landlord was passed-out drunk on the couch when she came home from work.

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RE: Question for hosts

Does that only happen to female tennants? Because I'm a man and if I came home and found my landlord in my house, going through my stuff or passed out drunk on my sofa, I would toss him down the stairs and tell him if he ever comes in my house again I will beat some sense into him.

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Hosts..do I have this right?

If a member is:

Age 18-25 - Wow cool. What are you doing here? I like you.
Age-25-30 - Nice age. So will you be traveling to Russia soon?
Age 30-40 - You don't have a wife or gf? Wierdo
Age 40-50 - So does your wife know you are on CC?
Age 50-60 - You are old enough to be my dad. Gross
Age 60+ - Wow cool. What are you doing here? I like you.
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RE: Hosts..do I have this right?

Thats so true wonder.. I get it all the time when i tell a girl my age...

If its not being a weirdo "its are u gay"... hahaha or alot of the time its them saying "your not married and have no gf... WOW cool" but i think most don`t believe me when i say i`m single and live alone in this empty house... :( :P

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RE: Hosts..do I have this right?

If a member has $$s its:

So will you be traveling to Russia soon?

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RE: Hosts..do I have this right?

I like you Jane! :) Fancy a trip to Margate?

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RE: Hosts..do I have this right?

The response I get most often is "You're really that age?" You look much younger (after going cam2cam)". Do I believe them? Yes, because I get the same comment in real but from much older ladies. Getting that comment from a young, sexy, good looking lady makes me feel really good.

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RE: i am back!

happy you are back & feeling much better sweet one.take care

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RE: i am back!

Welcome back Shim, i don`t know u but glad your back on ur feet and feeling better after ur illness.. Now is time to relax Shim and not to over exert urself... Take it easy Shim and again welcome back... cya and take care.... (BIG WAVE)

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XAIRINX

Not so happy with this veteran who spent our video time texting with other guys and taking phone calls.
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RE: XAIRINX

Open Session should preclude her from texting and phone calls. I was PAYING money. A second viewer would not be out of the question, but texting and mobiling should not be happening.

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RE: XAIRINX

She should not be taking phone calls from her friends while in a video of any kind. The viewer is paying for her time.

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RE: XAIRINX

i'm sure its not friends its other sites and she will do anything to take all your cash

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RE: XAIRINX

Contact CC and ask for a refund, what\'s the worse they can say? No?Don\'t let her get away with this kind of shitty service.

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RE: XAIRINX

The usual excuse is "oh, it's my Mum" or some other relative. Yeah, sure BB.

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RE: XAIRINX

she is a waste of good oxygen dont let her on your yahoo or she will never leave you alone wanting more vids

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RE: XAIRINX

and why dou think yahoo is needed more for???? lol

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RE: XAIRINX

Do you know who she was texting or talking on the phone with? I have never done it and I am not sure how it works exactly, but doesn't CC also offer mobile sessions? Not sure that it is what it was, but since you were in an open sessions, it is a possibility that no one else has seemed to consider thus far. Am I right?

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RE: XAIRINX

Hmmm.Not.She has never asked me about other guys and if they go on video or not. I don't remember if we ever talked about CC or some CC members.Thats strange

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RE: XAIRINX

dear, mmm, by the way his nickname jim233...well, yes, i wa son phone, and even more i have neve rhidden from mens and girls on here that some places im more intrested in and please,,,that im laughing on all such shit, but im not here for making money mosrly, i just love CC and staying with CC because im online for many years, i come only to go to community chat and chat to my old friends, who know me:) thank you Gortensia for help....i love you and value ur friendship:) by the way, im too busy last tiem with all whats going on in my life, that i dont care about amen who left me 2$ or maybe 1$ (i even didnt check), well, cme on get it back, and please remembe rmy cell is more important for me than such jearks as u... and u r loser:)) muah
always urs Airin

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RE: XAIRINX

hahaha i think it shouldnt be ur problems:))) why do u care? i lose-others get:) the most important, ims till happy!!!

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RE: XAIRINX

airin is russian for idiot? LOL

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RE: XAIRINX

seems as though her critics have been answered.she is indifferent to your thoughts so get over it & move on!!

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RE: XAIRINX

if she was topless while on the phone i wouldnt care, wtf at her rate your complaining. thats sad dude.

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RE: is it possible? ;)

never had sex with a man,thankfully!

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RE: is it possible? ;)

You sound like a slag to me

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RE: is it possible? ;)

If ur bored with sex with the same guy after such a short period of time means u either haven`t found the right guy yet to keep the fires burning and excite u in bed... Or it could be that u might need something different, experiment cos i bet ur guy won`t say no to trying something different... I know i wouldn`t say no if my gf wanted to try something different, if i had a gf that is.. haha
Just try something different with him Polly.. and if u still feel bored after that then u haven`t met the right guy yet...
But at least u can have some gr8 fun trying different things... Have fun Polly.. :P

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RE: is it possible? ;)

lol...Kitty, you talking about me again

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Breast

What is it about looking at a nice pair of breast that excites and calms men at the same time?
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RE: Breast

That's why I spend so much time looking in the mirror..

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RE: Breast

Boobs = :D

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RE: Anal for guys

always knew beauty was a bottlesquatter

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RE: Anal for guys

sites such as these aren't for guys with balls, babe.

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RE: Anal for guys

must have been in your bottle, why you little boys drag me into your childish nonsense there hmmmmmmmmm baby, bets the hell out of me......but open wide

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RE: Anal for guys

so what viewer delighted you with his "trick" ?

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RE: Anal for guys

does a dido strap on count-- i had a female done that to me the other night--while i was asleep--woke me up--scared the fuck outta me--thought a damn man was sticking a cock in me--

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RE: Anal for guys

as much as a cock or dildo - no. but tips of fingers and such yes. i'd recommend trying it just when you're about to cum.

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RE: Anal for guys

Excuse me, i go throw up :)

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RE: Anal for guys

Phew, was wondering what you were going to say when I saw your name at the end of the thread! Nearly tore up Reading-Pompey ticket

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RE: Anal for guys

dude...its reading..tear it up anyway

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RE: Anal for guys

John's gotta potato up his

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Sex for sale.....?

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
>girl
>in his office.... but she was dating someone else.
>One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
>you $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then
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>said, "NO."
>Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
>bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
>boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.
>
>Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He
>won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
>proposal.
>
>Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
>girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
>what happened....?
>Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
>quarters!"
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what do u think?

whats better? to be lover or wife/husband?
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RE: what do u think?

To be a wife or husband but still have the passion of a lover

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RE: what do u think?

i prefer party with my one-and-only - i don't need a second or third girl - one is trouble and joy enough

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RE: what do u think?

To be all would be gr8 Lisa, but no-one is perfect so if u get one of those ur doing well... If u get both then WOW.....For me i think to be a gr8 friend and lover, and then maybe a husband... But usually when a person gets married they lose something of themselves and then they get stuck in a rut, and get bored of making love... :(
I think thats why i may stay single.. But u never know if the right girl comes along she may get me to the alter.. :P

Any girl wishing to try, start a new line over to the left, beside the ones that want to kick my ass... haha :P

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RE: what do u think?

Maybe wife lover and gf all at once would be better? Hopefully to the one guy. Some women develop different personalities when they get married. May as well put them to good use :))

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RE: what do u think?

They did a scientific test and discovered that a woman produces more estrogen with her lover than with her husband. Draw your own conclusions...

In my own case, my wife told me she got her rocks off with her bf but preferred me for warmth and security. I divorced her. She joined bf. After 1 week, he left her and went back to his wife. I found a gf by then.

Moral of this story, have as much fun with your lover as you can ladies but for God's sake don't tell your husband or think bf will stay interested once he has you all the time!

Just my modest contribution to the sum of human knowledge and happiness.

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RIP BO

Today, we mourn the passin of one the great college football coaches of all time, Glen E. "Bo" Schembechler. He died of heart failure at the age of 77. His coachin record at the University of Michigan was an impressive 194-48-5. He will be missed.
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RE: RIP BO

im sure he will be thrilled to be remembered on a porno site

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RE: RIP BO

lol, ouch :D

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RE: RIP BO

Played 194, won 48, lost 5? Please explain what the figures mean for a non US audience?

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RE: RIP BO

194 wins
48 losses
5 ties

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RE: RIP BO

194-48-5

194 wins - 48 losses - 5 ties ...

... and 0 championships (yes, that is a zero)

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RE: RIP BO

Blame the system for that not BO!!! The old system sucked, and so does the BCS!!!

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RE: RIP BO

the bcs might suck even bigger

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RE: RIP BO

won 1 lost 48, tied 5 games

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RE: RIP BO

LOL..that should be won 194

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Givenchyx

Perfect nipples.....
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RE: Givenchyx

Then you my friend are blind/

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RE: Givenchyx

Sweet kid. shy but persuadeable....excellent body..... poor to fair english....exotic look....good price.....marginal phone...but acceptable...one of the rare gems of CC..got for it

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RE: Givenchyx

She is a classic. Exotic look for sure. But young, tight, perfect body. Maybe become a best in show.

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RE: Givenchyx

Best in Show? Isn't that term used in dog shows?

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RE: Givenchyx

One of the hidden gems of CC. I am sorry everyone knows now. I am a selfish bastard/

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RE: Givenchyx

Thanks for trying to ruin the party you nerd.

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RE: Givenchyx

I want to say something about the criticism of givenchyx english: I think for a young woman who learnt it in school only her english is really good! And beside that i have learnt, that her german is just as good! So how many of us members are good in 2 foreign languages! I met givenchy as a really good and trustfull personality wiht much depth and maturity!
By the way she undresses rarely and only for members she knows better.
It was very silly of members to post this here publicly about a girl on non-adult! Get ur brains together, guys!

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RE: Givenchyx

I dont know the girl but I think this post would have more credibility if you posted using your own name instead of anon!

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news

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/17112006/344/man-jailed-web-rage-attack.html
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RE: news

in short whats it say?
i dont follow links because slow connection.
body count is?
how many mamed or dead?:D

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Shamus & Murphy

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all". Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whiskey. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!! Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do
anymore o'this. I'm pissed and me knees are killin' me!" Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
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Murphy you legend

Murphy calls round to see his mate Paddy who has broken his leg. Paddy says "My feet are freezing could you nip upstairs and get me my slippers?"

"No worries" says Murphy. He runs upstairs and on the bed are Paddy's stunning 19 year old twin daughters. Murphy says "Hello there girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag you both" One of the twins replies "Fcuk off you liar!!!"

"I'll prove it says" says Murphy. He shouts down to Paddy "Both of
them?"

Paddy replies instantly "Of course, what's the use of fcuking one!!"
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RIP Ferenc Puskas

FERENC PUSKAS

Born: 2 April 1927, Budapest, Hungary

Nicknames: The Booming Cannon & The Galloping Major

Clubs: Kispest Honved (354 apps, 357 goals) & Real Madrid (528 apps, 512 goals)

Honours: Hungarian league (5), Spanish league (5), Spanish Cup, European Cup (3), Intercontinental Cup, Olympics
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RE: RIP Ferenc Puskas

Thx. DM.
One of the biggest hungarian has gone:-(
Nyugodj bekeben Puskas ocsi!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferenc_Pusk%C3%A1s

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Agggggggghhhhhhhh

If they are going to give hosts names to other people couldn't they at least give them to someone of the same sex. I've now got a bloke in my favourites :P
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RE: Agggggggghhhhhhhh

it's all a cunning plan on the part of CC to turn you gay ... enjoy :)

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RE: Agggggggghhhhhhhh

Well he is rather cute :P

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RE: Agggggggghhhhhhhh

sounds like the plan might be working then ...

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RE: Agggggggghhhhhhhh

you mean another sex than the two that we already have?!

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RE: dont know what to do...

Sounds like an unhealthy relationship. It's a pattern of love-hate. Try to do something BEFORE the hating starts again, maybe after a week or two make yourselfs stay apart for a few days or weeks, only chatting on the phone, then get back together again.
If you can't break this cycle of "I love you / I hate you", it's time to find another. Best Wishes

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RE: dont know what to do...

You have the sensibilities of an animal or little child. If it's over, them it's over. Find a decent guy.

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RE: dont know what to do...

it will never work for sure find someone else thats my advice sorry

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RE: dont know what to do...

Been there done that ,its not healthy darlin...try to get over it / him x

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I like this quote...


Infantile love follows the principle: "I love because I am loved."
Mature love follows the principle: "I am loved because I love."

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you."
Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."

Erich Fromm
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RE: I like this quote...

Wise words indeed, here's another by Mr Fromm
"Most people die before they are fully born. Creativeness means to be born before one dies."

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RE: I like this quote...

and here's another one:
"you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire"

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RE: I like this quote...

heres one also...

I hug and kiss you cos i want to.... I hug and kiss u cos i want to show u how much i care... :)

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RE: I like this quote...

A stitch in time saves nine.......

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RE: Where it is better to celebrate the New Year?

Next year I aim to spend new year in New York, this year too close for that dream :-)

London may be the destination this year... i hope :)

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RE: Where it is better to celebrate the New Year?

Fist time for several years I won't be in Russia :( That gets my vote - I like the cold and they sure know how to party!

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RE: Where it is better to celebrate the New Year?

Well i usually spend Christmas and New Year with family, having a few drinks and having fun.. And when the time comes i wish everyone close to me a Happy New Year and even the ones not so close to me...

But if i had one choice to spend New Year, it would have to be with that special person in front of an open fire with the flames lighting up the room and the heat warming out bodies and in each others arms..
And with some gr8 wine and tender kisses to fill the night. And when midnight comes.. Well............. :))

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