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RE: troubled
Member, Your question seems to be a universal one. Do you mean ALL women? All women here? ...and always? No doubt many women believe compliments (flattery) are intended for one reason and one reason only: to get in their pants. And again no doubt, much flattery does have that aim in mind, but do you think this is universally true?
But hey, what do I know?!! I'm just another guy. Ladies?---"a penny for your thoughts." ...ok....ok...@ $1.20 per minute, for example, that would only buy a half-second....I'm speaking figuratively here---plus this is the Forum!! Nadeen? Gorty?...other female denizens of this cyber 'den of iniquity' ? What of "member's" question?----Pajalsta :)
But hey, what do I know?!! I'm just another guy. Ladies?---"a penny for your thoughts." ...ok....ok...@ $1.20 per minute, for example, that would only buy a half-second....I'm speaking figuratively here---plus this is the Forum!! Nadeen? Gorty?...other female denizens of this cyber 'den of iniquity' ? What of "member's" question?----Pajalsta :)
RE: troubled
mel, just curious, is it possiablefor you to make a comment in less than 1000 words?
RE: troubled
East European women are very uncomfortable with too many compliments. Their men don't normally do it so much.
P.S.
O, Okay, you mean "compliment" their women. I was taking the "it" as a possible double-entendre. Speaking of which, I wonder if there is a sexual corollary to your observation. A Russian girl here told me, "Russian men don't like to eat pussy." I wasn't inclined to take that as a given as much as a personal experience on her part. Again, Russian ladies, true?
to observer
Interesting observation. I am curious how you came to that? can you tell me please how you know that? thanks
RE: troubled
"thank you" would be a good start :D because one says it does not mean you have to accept it. some people say it because they truly mean it and others say them because they want something from you.
personally when i say it, i mean what i say.
so thank you is always a nice thing to say, even if you do not believe it yourself. :D
personally when i say it, i mean what i say.
so thank you is always a nice thing to say, even if you do not believe it yourself. :D
RE: troubled
maybe because to most girls words have meaning whereas with most guys words are just something we say to pass the time :--))
RE: troubled
tisme, Speak for yourself. You don't REALLY believe that do you? With all due respect, that strikes me as a rather glib observation---indeed no "observation" at all. Forgive me for stepping over a boundary here, but your comment seems more designed to ingratiate yourself with the ladies as a "sensitive" type. If that is the case, don't think you are being anything other than transparent.
Your remark brings to mind a quip by Mark Twain who said, "A liberal is someone who is so open minded he won't even argue his own case." Sorry guy, I just had to call you on this one!
Your remark brings to mind a quip by Mark Twain who said, "A liberal is someone who is so open minded he won't even argue his own case." Sorry guy, I just had to call you on this one!
RE: troubled
wow so many words,but sorry mister verbosity,you are wrong on many levels in your assumptions about my post but at least i got you thinking,though rather more deeply than was my intention :--))
RE: troubled
p.s from your long winded posts everywhere i think maybe,inadvertently, you are giving proof to my post here :--))
RE: troubled
tisme, Others will decide whether your post constitutes "proof" of your opinion. You obviously take offense to my challenge to your mere assertion that for women “words have meaning,” whereas for men “words are just something WE say.” For that reason, I said, “Speak for yourself.” If you meant this as a light-hearted comment, fine. I did not intend to hurt you. I am simply saying it is absurd to say “words have meaning” for women, but not for men. To assert words are simply “something we say,” means what, that the words for men have no meaning? ALL words have meaning. That does not mean they have depth or are spoken in sincerity. And if your comment was meant to convey that women mean what they say and men, by comparison, do not, then I have no less trouble with that assertion, because it is equally unfounded.
RE: troubled
i didn't read all your post melo,no need,no point.again with the assumptions.why is it that you assume i take offense because i say you are wrong?though i respect your right to be wrong.is everything black & white to you,no shades of gray?also i said your long winded posts may give credence to my post here nothing about my post.sorry you don't understand my humour,pity for you :--))
RE: troubled
Wrong. Unfortunately for some people words are just noises that come from their mouth as air passes over their vocal chords.
I am eternally grateful to Bill Clinton and Rush Limbaugh who both taught so well that words mean something. One who bent words to make a lie sound true and the other who always picks his words for clarity, whether you agree with him or not.
Because of Clinton I always deconstruct a speaker's answer to direct questions and judge from their complexity the truth contained therein.
People have trouble when they see long posts to short questions as true intent can be more easily concealed in the verbiage. "If you can't blind them with brilliance, bury them in bullshit."
I am eternally grateful to Bill Clinton and Rush Limbaugh who both taught so well that words mean something. One who bent words to make a lie sound true and the other who always picks his words for clarity, whether you agree with him or not.
Because of Clinton I always deconstruct a speaker's answer to direct questions and judge from their complexity the truth contained therein.
People have trouble when they see long posts to short questions as true intent can be more easily concealed in the verbiage. "If you can't blind them with brilliance, bury them in bullshit."
RE: troubled
Observer, Au contraire, you give lie to your claim that words for some are simply "noise" when you claim quite correctly that no matter what is being said or who (e.g. Limbaugh or Clinton) is saying it, there is "intent" behind the words. If intent, then meaning.
We don't need Desconstructionism to discover intent or meaning in words. What we need is clarity. The conceit of the Deconstructionists is that their method alone gets to the bottom of things---the real truth. However, as you know, in order to be initiated into this cult one must learn their specialized vocabulary in order to (e.g.) "unpack" the real meaning of a text. The irony is that this school has done more for obscurantism than Madison Avenue & Politics combined! Talk about baffling them with bullshit!
We don't need Desconstructionism to discover intent or meaning in words. What we need is clarity. The conceit of the Deconstructionists is that their method alone gets to the bottom of things---the real truth. However, as you know, in order to be initiated into this cult one must learn their specialized vocabulary in order to (e.g.) "unpack" the real meaning of a text. The irony is that this school has done more for obscurantism than Madison Avenue & Politics combined! Talk about baffling them with bullshit!
...or as usual
...'if you have no case, attack the plaintiff.'
Observer, I paid you the courtesy of addressing your argument on its merits. However, looking back on the thread I can see from the outset that it was never your intention to address the point I raised with tisme. Your intention was:
1) To attack me personally: "...for some people words are just noises that come from their mouth as air passes over their vocal chords."
2) To sit in your lofty seat of judgment as the Deconstructionist-Pontiff : "I always deconstruct a speaker's answer to direct questions and judge from their complexity the truth contained therein."
3) Make a presumptuous claim as to my "true intent." : "...true intent can be more easily concealed in the verbiage."
4) And, just in case some might think you guilty of the very things of which you accuse me, you cap off your haughty pronouncements with some 'regular guy' language by invoking the "baffle 'em with bullshit" cliché.
Since I don't know you and since I have never attacked you personally in any way, I am at a loss to explain the animus that my presence here excites in you. It is unfortunate that you failed to engage your mind in arguing the merits of what I had to say. We might have had some mutually edifying exchanges. But seeing that you don't care to come down off your high horse, that doesn't appear likely. Pity.
Observer, I paid you the courtesy of addressing your argument on its merits. However, looking back on the thread I can see from the outset that it was never your intention to address the point I raised with tisme. Your intention was:
1) To attack me personally: "...for some people words are just noises that come from their mouth as air passes over their vocal chords."
2) To sit in your lofty seat of judgment as the Deconstructionist-Pontiff : "I always deconstruct a speaker's answer to direct questions and judge from their complexity the truth contained therein."
3) Make a presumptuous claim as to my "true intent." : "...true intent can be more easily concealed in the verbiage."
4) And, just in case some might think you guilty of the very things of which you accuse me, you cap off your haughty pronouncements with some 'regular guy' language by invoking the "baffle 'em with bullshit" cliché.
Since I don't know you and since I have never attacked you personally in any way, I am at a loss to explain the animus that my presence here excites in you. It is unfortunate that you failed to engage your mind in arguing the merits of what I had to say. We might have had some mutually edifying exchanges. But seeing that you don't care to come down off your high horse, that doesn't appear likely. Pity.
RE: troubled
the other poster was right, your replies are often very long, but with that said.
i agree with tisme, most men are fool of sh*t when it comes to saying what they truly think and feel. often more then not they will say sweet things to get ones pants off and not because that is what they really think or feel.
this does not mean every man is this way, just the larger number of them. :D
i agree with tisme, most men are fool of sh*t when it comes to saying what they truly think and feel. often more then not they will say sweet things to get ones pants off and not because that is what they really think or feel.
this does not mean every man is this way, just the larger number of them. :D
RE: troubled
my dad always said the biggest difference between women & men was that women think of consequences,men just act & react. not all of course. LOL!!
RE: TheVixen
Admirers are like buses Gee. You wait ages for one and then two come along at the same time :D
RE: eternal question №0
It isn't an eternal question, it's something that only you have been told
RE: eternal question №0
it means you gotta wash your feet,friend. i think you'll find ample evidence here that women generally don't like 'em stinky.
RE: eternal question №0
Dear Lord, Not sure I understand your question. Can you provide a little context? What do you mean "someone being like you?" (Btw, are you one of Golding's characters, or should I take your name to be a reference to your personal hygiene?---like the American comic strip character of several generations ago, named "B.O. Plenty." lol!)
RE: eternal question №0
Hi Prof, "Bill" Golding? lol! You just have been on a nickname basis with the man! :) Of course I know Golding's book, but that still doesn't answer the Lord's question----unless I am forgetting some subtle meaning here. If you can shed some light, please do. :)
RE: eternal question №0
Nope i usually hear"looking for someone,anybody as long as it's not you." Followed by"Now f*** off beggar!" :--))
RE: eternal question №0
tisme, Now that was funny! You see, I DO like your sense of humor--at least the self-deprecating variety. :)
Help!
I've been coming to this site for a while and I think one of the hosts stole my cyber-virginity. Will someone help me find her so she can punish me? ... again ... and again ... and again.
RE: Help!
Punish YOU? lol! So, I see you are not only a conspiracy theorist, but a glutton for punishment as well. But I know whatever punishment this "thief" may mete out, it will not REALLY hurt you physically. It will, of course, COST you like every other thing for sale here in the Land of Surrogate Satisfaction. (All sales final!!) lol! ----DAMN!! Where's my wallet?
The Chair test
The Chair Test
===============
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove
that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour
attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of
the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the student who finished
in one minute got an A.
The rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when
he had barely written anything at all.
This is what he wrote:
"What chair?"
===============
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove
that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour
attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of
the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the student who finished
in one minute got an A.
The rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when
he had barely written anything at all.
This is what he wrote:
"What chair?"
RE: The Chair test
how does that prove it doesn't exist? if i go to court for murder and they ask if i am the one to kill the dead body, i can say, "what dead body?" and then i am innocent because i have proved that there is no corpse?
Correction
tisme, "Close but no cigar," as we say in English. It was a Frenchman who said, "I think, therefore I am," but it was not Voltaire. (Voltaire would have made fun of such a statement.) It was Descartes.
RE: Correction
that still makes no sense. so, if you think, therefore you are...(that, I get), but what happens if i pretend you're not there? You and I have proven opposite facts. The one about pretending it's not really there proves it's not there, still holds no water.
RE: Correction
we all live in the same world but we all have different realities & perceptions.we could be side by side & see a car crash.we would not have the same recollections.we both saw the same thing & believe what we saw happened but our realities are different.as george costanza said"its not a lie if you believe it:"
RE: Correction
but if you believe it it is your truth but not necessarily others.an example,you believe you are intelligent but we know otherwise.
RE: Correction
I see you need insults to try and make your point (usually a sign that you have lost the argument). But, in fact, you just confirm what both wha? and I state, The fact that a person may believe something to be true does not make it true.
So I win
But just in case you disagreel. I believe I have won the argument therefore, according to you, it is true.
I win again :)
So I win
But just in case you disagreel. I believe I have won the argument therefore, according to you, it is true.
I win again :)
Agreed
Answer, I wholeheartedly agree. Kramer's was a cheap shot that had nothing to do with the argument. What famous Roman (Cicero perhaps) who observed the dirty trick, "When you have no case, attack the plaintiff." ?
RE: Correction
wha?, I understand your reaction to Descartes' well known line, "I think, therefore I am." How he arrives at this conclusion is a long story. (If you really want to see how he arrives at this conclusion, check out his "Meditations on First Philosophy). The two-cent version is that he observes that experience taught him that so many things he thought were true turned out to be false, and the only sure-fire method was to begin by doubting everything---including his own existence! He then concludes that he can be assured of his existence by Reason, and one can arrive at certain truths by Reason (the mind) alone without having to resort to experience. Therefore, because he is a "thinking thing" he can (with the aid of God, of course!) be confident that he does exist.
But this is easy to make fun of, as in the joke: A guy is at a party and is asked, "Would you like a drink?" He replies, "I think not" and disappears.
But this is easy to make fun of, as in the joke: A guy is at a party and is asked, "Would you like a drink?" He replies, "I think not" and disappears.
RE: The Chair test
p.s you posed a philosophical question yourself."is it possible for you to kill a dead body?" :--))
RE: The Chair test
To the student there was no chair therefore they could not write any paper with regards to its existence.
No chair, no paper
No paper, no chair - chair did not exist
No chair, no paper
No paper, no chair - chair did not exist
...and the "Gas & Electric Chair."
Psy, Lol! I like that one! Much better than the Descartes jokes---with which I'm sure you are familiar.
Here's something funny, proving reality is often stranger than fiction. I live in the States--in the State of Maryland. Among the several utility companies that serve this area was the Baltimore Gas & Electric Company (now Constellation Energy). Some years back BG&E--as it was called---funded an academic chair of philosophy (or maybe it was theology--can't remember) at a Theological Seminary in Baltimore. The chair was called---no shit!---the "Baltimore Gas & Electric Chair of Philosophy." Doesn't sound like a terribly coveted position!! lol!
Here's something funny, proving reality is often stranger than fiction. I live in the States--in the State of Maryland. Among the several utility companies that serve this area was the Baltimore Gas & Electric Company (now Constellation Energy). Some years back BG&E--as it was called---funded an academic chair of philosophy (or maybe it was theology--can't remember) at a Theological Seminary in Baltimore. The chair was called---no shit!---the "Baltimore Gas & Electric Chair of Philosophy." Doesn't sound like a terribly coveted position!! lol!
RE: ...and the
I know. You would think that the humor might not have escaped the respective heads of the corporation and the recipient.
RE: About that Melagry again...
i have lost my sneakers :( .....not sure who has stolen them, but let's punish her as i dont have anyone else to punish for that =))
RE: About that Melagry again...
no wonder she stole you boots smart, someone makes a joke and you get all pissy.
RE: About that Melagry again...
but it wasn't a joke, i've really lost my sneakers :( ... and they weren't cheap as well :P
btw, tell me pls, who else dont like my humour? i need to know whose posts to avoid next time ...thanks in advance :D
btw, tell me pls, who else dont like my humour? i need to know whose posts to avoid next time ...thanks in advance :D
RE: About that Melagry again...
Nadeen only one sneaky sneaker.you can still wear the other one.so hop to it :--))
RE: About that Melagry again...
Nadeen did you think they just snuck out for a while?they are sneakers after all :--))
RE: About that Melagry again...
she didn't say that she didn't understand it, she just said that she thought it stupid.
all smart wanted was a thread replied to by those hosts who were victim of melagry's thieving, and what does she get? nothing but the same pointless crap posted by the regulars who live in this forum and take over ever other thread with the same kind of silly crap, that's what.
all smart wanted was a thread replied to by those hosts who were victim of melagry's thieving, and what does she get? nothing but the same pointless crap posted by the regulars who live in this forum and take over ever other thread with the same kind of silly crap, that's what.
RE: About that Melagry again...
yeah, now I understand how serious it is.
may God help u, smart (just don't tell me u ain't smart! lol ) and to all the victims of Melagry to punish her properly.
respect to Nadeen for all the "silly crap" :D
we need it here too, especially for smart ones! LMAO
may God help u, smart (just don't tell me u ain't smart! lol ) and to all the victims of Melagry to punish her properly.
respect to Nadeen for all the "silly crap" :D
we need it here too, especially for smart ones! LMAO
RE: About that Melagry again...
pfff, I don't disagree with your point, but no admonition you make will keep people on the 'straight and narrow' path of the thread. There will always be tangents. The tangents don't bother me so much; some are actually interesting and worth pursuing. However, most (and I know this is the thrust of your point) are comments that have nothing to do with the question, like "take care's" comment to which you were obviously responding. That was a cheap shot personally directed at "smart." By comparison, Nadeen's was an ironic comment, not in any way injurious to smart, but apparently too subtle for some.
So, short of having a referee to call "fouls" for each thread, this is the reality we live with here. So, I guess if we 'can't stand the heat, we should get out of the kitchen.' Bon courage!
So, short of having a referee to call "fouls" for each thread, this is the reality we live with here. So, I guess if we 'can't stand the heat, we should get out of the kitchen.' Bon courage!
smart as in smarttt ???
if the poster is smartt! or smarttt! then please ignore all these messages because she's dumbbb :)) if it's another smart i am truelly sorry...
RE: About that Melagry again...
she worked with name Milagry and boots dissaperead. what was her another name when heels were lost?
RE: About that Melagry again...
another silly crap ...*sigh*
dont turn the topic from stolen heels to hairy balls, Lanchik .....or we both will get our butts kicked off this forum :((
dont turn the topic from stolen heels to hairy balls, Lanchik .....or we both will get our butts kicked off this forum :((
RE: About that Melagry again...
because dildos are thicker than heels? =)) ....oops, sorry for naughty thoughts :"> ....it's just one more silly crap for this bloody thread :P ...i hope it will be banned :D
RE: About that Melagry again...
FREEZE!!! Hands up! (Panties down!) Nadeen? aka Nadya? We are the Forum Police. You are hereby arrested [seized and cuffed] , charged with Irony, Satire, a Willful Disregard for the Suffering of Others, Insensitivity to the Native Obtuseness of your Fellow Man, and other Crimes Against the State (to be announced). You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to the presence of an attorney.....[fade: Nadeen is carted away.]
(Cut to Dianna Riggs sitting in her library: "Will Nadeen go to jail? Tune in next week".....) :) CC Forum Theatre, brought to you by the Russ....I mean a major oil company.... :)
(Cut to Dianna Riggs sitting in her library: "Will Nadeen go to jail? Tune in next week".....) :) CC Forum Theatre, brought to you by the Russ....I mean a major oil company.... :)
RE: About that Melagry again...
i knew i will end up with jail working here :( .....do u accept a bribe? =))
RE: About that Melagry again...
but i'm much thicker than both heels & dildo but dreamer never uses me! :--))
RE: About that Melagry again...
dreamer maybe your dildo took Nadeen's sneaker.would explain why she has only 1.A.P.B."be on the lookout for a 12" dildo hopping about in a trendy sneaker.will be noticeable for the 2 hairy balls bouncing on either side.not thought to be dangerous but in need of a good shave & wash." :--))
RE: About that Melagry again...
Nadeen, From what I know of you, I'm going to assume you are being ironic and not making a case for scapegoating. Your comment reminds me of an Italian proverb I once heard: "The absent, like the dead, are always wrong." lol! :)
RE: About that Melagry again...
yes, Melomane, u got my right, im just being ironic....and i really have lost that damn sneaker =)) ....though speaking honestly if i knew that "smart" is really upset with her lost and talking serious about punishment, i woudn't have replied at all ...just skipped it :P
btw...i liked that proverb :D
btw...i liked that proverb :D
Bronze Medal
me, On behalf of the International Society for the Preservation of Cynicism, I hereby award you an Honorable Mention and present herewith this bronze metal embossed with the image of our ancient founder, the original Cynic, Diogenes. And as with all other honors and academic distinctions, your admission to these ranks "entitles" you to "all the privileges pertaining thereto." Just don't ask what they are!
Btw, OlgaOlga...it IS funny--even if, indeed BECAUSE it is painfully true! Of course I know you know that. But hey, I understand your nominal protest. (wink, wink) After all, a sister has to defend the honor of her fellow sisters!
Btw, OlgaOlga...it IS funny--even if, indeed BECAUSE it is painfully true! Of course I know you know that. But hey, I understand your nominal protest. (wink, wink) After all, a sister has to defend the honor of her fellow sisters!
RE: where the real love?
so let me see if i am correct. You are working at a studio, a job, and looking for real love while getting paid, hmmm. that is a job i want. You post here, and by advertising, you will get 20 people come visit, thinking, you work on porn site, and are looking for love. Time to sell my company, and open a studio....hehe
RE: where the real love?
me, You don't think she might, maybe, just perhaps, be "playing" us? I'm surprised at you me!!! Here you were just awarded the Bronze Medal for Cynicism (see above) and you can't spot someone who might be vying for the Silver?..Or even the Gold?---no, no sorry, the Gold category nominees have all been filled with members of the Bush administration's cabinet. (Pundits agree that it's a tight race between Cheney and Rove.)
Not to worry, me. You have much too honest a streak in you to be awarded the dubious honor of a Gold Medal in this category! :)
Not to worry, me. You have much too honest a streak in you to be awarded the dubious honor of a Gold Medal in this category! :)
One word
It's DM's fault .. he sent me the kind of message to send to others etc to describe him.. And so I did. But didn't send it to others, I think it's silly :P
But he answered, and someone else gave me the answer too..
So, I was thinking to bring this here.
Describe yourself, or someone else, in one word. As easy as that.
Me? Human.
The one I love? Mine :)
But he answered, and someone else gave me the answer too..
So, I was thinking to bring this here.
Describe yourself, or someone else, in one word. As easy as that.
Me? Human.
The one I love? Mine :)
RE: One word
johnz, You have answered the question, albeit generally. Presumably "gemini" describes roughly 1/12 of the population---me too for example. [Hmmm, interesting sidebar: I wonder how the population is actually distributed. 1/12 would mean that 8.333...% of the population would be represented under every sign. But is that true? The smart money would bet no. I also wonder if there is an inverse relationship between birth rates in the Northern and Southern hemispheres.]
But back to the thread, what distinguishes one gemini from another? To compare you and me for example, you obviously CAN describe yourself in one word. I think I am constitutionally incapable of doing that----as some members (e.g. "me") will attest! lol! But I want to prove them all wrong...So here goes:
Me: loquacious..........but not garrulous. Shit!!! They are right! I plead "Nolo Contendere" and throw myself on the mercy of the Fo.....on second thought, not here! I will have my attorney petition for a transfer of jurisdiction. :)
But back to the thread, what distinguishes one gemini from another? To compare you and me for example, you obviously CAN describe yourself in one word. I think I am constitutionally incapable of doing that----as some members (e.g. "me") will attest! lol! But I want to prove them all wrong...So here goes:
Me: loquacious..........but not garrulous. Shit!!! They are right! I plead "Nolo Contendere" and throw myself on the mercy of the Fo.....on second thought, not here! I will have my attorney petition for a transfer of jurisdiction. :)
RE: One word
gemini also.but if gemini is the twins wouldn't it be 2/13th of the population?being a gemini means you are never alone,although sometimes i wish i would leave myself alone :--))
RE: One word
No, tisme, the twins can't each get 1/13. That would be unfair to the 11 others! They must split the 1/12 and each get 1/24! :)
RE: One word
lol!....No johnzhon...Fear not, you're still 1/12. Like all of us Geminis, we are 1/24 + 1/24!
RE: One word
but i still can never decide
do i grope the left breast an fondle the right
or fondle the left an grope the right
i think i will just lick her belly
i meen her pussy
no wait i ...
lets just fuk
or do we do foreplay first
do i grope the left breast an fondle the right
or fondle the left an grope the right
i think i will just lick her belly
i meen her pussy
no wait i ...
lets just fuk
or do we do foreplay first
RE: One word
hmmm there is more than one word that describes me but they all mean the same thing :--))
RE: One word
i like that game, dont think it's silly, but kinda funny :D ...it's really difficult to find the only one word for your friend to describe him or her and some of replies i got were LOL :D ...wanna share the best ones =))
-Sweet/Funny/Fanf*ckingtastic//All One Word Answers~So Shoot Me-I Just Played More Than Once!! LOL
-fuckable
-SUPERSEXYSTORKY
and i describe myself with a word "adrenalin" :P
have fun :))
-Sweet/Funny/Fanf*ckingtastic//All One Word Answers~So Shoot Me-I Just Played More Than Once!! LOL
-fuckable
-SUPERSEXYSTORKY
and i describe myself with a word "adrenalin" :P
have fun :))
RE: One word
I got it from other friends too but I too am just too lazy but I guess my word is Pervert
RE: p.s.
awww, c'mon. you have the attention of everyone who reads this forum........no fair broaching the subject and then not dishing the dirt:p
RE: p.s.
You're right DM. She either
1. If the 3rd person is male - Realises that she prefers a bigger dick than you have.
2. If the 3rd person is female - Realises she prefers women to men.
Or at least in my case that's true :(
1. If the 3rd person is male - Realises that she prefers a bigger dick than you have.
2. If the 3rd person is female - Realises she prefers women to men.
Or at least in my case that's true :(
RE: p.s.
DM said "ruin all". That only happens when the 3rd one is a person lol
Otherwise it's a dream come true :D
Otherwise it's a dream come true :D
RE: and i am online also:)
12 hours later am still on-line---opps sorry going off-line-stay cool all
RE: FMK...
Is this a current events quiz? lol! Okay, so Chavez maligned Cheney, apparently calling the VP the "devil." Where does Madonna fit in?---the fact that she, like Chavez, was apparently nominated for something called an the "Oblivion Award."
Chavez has not won much crediblity with his behavior, to be sure, but he is not wrong to protest the machinations of the US government and the American oil industry who have done everything short of an outright coup to undermine the popularly elected Venezualan president's decision to nationalize the oil industry. Putin, likewise took measures to prevent oil oligarchs like Khodorkovsky from cutting deals with US oil firms, thereby enriching himself and selling off Russia's natural wealth to foreign concerns. I'm not an apologist for Chavez or Putin, but neither man was wrong to take a stand against the designs of those who would undermine the best interests of these nations.
Chavez has not won much crediblity with his behavior, to be sure, but he is not wrong to protest the machinations of the US government and the American oil industry who have done everything short of an outright coup to undermine the popularly elected Venezualan president's decision to nationalize the oil industry. Putin, likewise took measures to prevent oil oligarchs like Khodorkovsky from cutting deals with US oil firms, thereby enriching himself and selling off Russia's natural wealth to foreign concerns. I'm not an apologist for Chavez or Putin, but neither man was wrong to take a stand against the designs of those who would undermine the best interests of these nations.
HEY I'M ONLINE
With tities like mine **i'm sure you'd wanna sit with me and have some fun show each other a good time**if u agree u know where to find me..
Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
Does anyone know of a decent program to send free text messages to mobile phones using the internet ? i have seen some but many want you to put your home address and contact details in which i do not want to do. All i want is to load up a program type in my message and send to a phone number as the person i am sending too cannot recieve normal phone texts only ones sent via internet. Any help would be appreciated thank you !
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
that you do not wish to input your identity makes me think your a stalker and i wont share with you the program i use!
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
use yahoophone. u can call and send sms,and its cheap to
yahoo phone is cheap but
but sending texts on icq is free! and you can reply as well!
www.icq.com
www.icq.com
RE: yahoo phone is cheap but
chikka.com is free to send from your computer to a person's mobile phone, but I don't think it's worldwide yet, mostly PI, Thialand, Japan & US
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
Thanks for the information and help folks much appreciated, i use O2 as my phone supplier at the moment OxYgen and the only reason that i wanted a program is because the person i want to send texts too cannot receive text messages sent by phone only by internet which is a shame as i have 500 free per month but they just dont work to this persons phone, no clue why they just wont. Dont worry `the fact` i am no stalker just didnt see the point of putting my login name here for this question as i am not requesting any information here that can cause probems or have anything really to do with CC just wanted help to solve my problem :)
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
I think "the fact" meant that you were unwilling to enter your home address and contact details to use these text sending programs rather than the fact that you didn't use your member name on the forum.
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
actually my stalker comment had nothing to do with you not using your cc nick here :P had to do with your comment "i have seen some but many want you to put your home address and contact details in which i do not want to do" :)
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
i sure hate putting any of my personal information on net. Just a fear of mine and i am sure millions of more people. doesnt make him a stalker....... BUT ...............you got an obsession about stalkers? you know I agree!! 90% of these people are fucking stalkers. the damn creeps! Kill all Stalkers!!!!
RE: Using the internet for text messaging a mobile phone
Thanks eman i will try skype ... i have tried ICQ as suggested but that only allows free texts to very few countries like singapore, australia and a couple of others not the country i wanted :( and yes the reason why i didnt want to give my details on these free text sites is simply because i dont want a load of spam sending to my phone, home address and e mail ... there is enough of that as it is so just wanted to keep it to a minimum. This is harder than i thought to actually find a site that does what i want... not to worry i will get there i am sure .. thanks all for your advice have a great day !
Does marital status really matter?
I'd like to ask the ladies here if it REALLY matters if a member is single or not.
RE: Does marital status really matter?
men, cant live with them and cant take them out back and shoot them :D
such a silly breed of people they are :P
such a silly breed of people they are :P
RE: Does marital status really matter?
yes, it matters .....if he's single - he can't find a gf in real life and has to come to porn sites .....if he's married - his wife isnt beautiful and sexy enough to keep him away from porn sites and he has to come to CC .....so it's a great difference and it REALLY matters =))
RE: Does marital status really matter?
if he is married, his wife is really hot, cheating with the pool man and he can only find peace in his life by spending his time with the hot hosts here :D
RE: Does marital status really matter?
It ultimately mattered to one famous host I once knew who invested a couple years with a member who made several visits in real life for... you know...
He asked her to marry him and then told her he filed the visa paperwork. After a year he said the paperwork was messed up and he had to re-file it all. He made several more visits and they had quite the romance going.
Then the host got a phone call from the guy's wife and the dream fell apart. And so did she. She was never quite the same again.
And then there is the host who married some guy who gave all HIS money to his ex-wife and kids and the ex-host had to work 2 full-time jobs to support the two of them so the husband could spend all his time with the kids who were taught to disrespect "that stupid foreign girl." But that's another story
He asked her to marry him and then told her he filed the visa paperwork. After a year he said the paperwork was messed up and he had to re-file it all. He made several more visits and they had quite the romance going.
Then the host got a phone call from the guy's wife and the dream fell apart. And so did she. She was never quite the same again.
And then there is the host who married some guy who gave all HIS money to his ex-wife and kids and the ex-host had to work 2 full-time jobs to support the two of them so the husband could spend all his time with the kids who were taught to disrespect "that stupid foreign girl." But that's another story
RE: Does marital status really matter?
there are some crapy stories out there for sure
would love to hear one good honest one
but i wont hold my breath! :D
would love to hear one good honest one
but i wont hold my breath! :D
RE: Does marital status really matter?
Here's a good honest one...
A guy went to visit the girl he had been chatting with. He met her and a bunch of her friends. The two of them didn't really hit it off in reality, but he really liked one of her friends (the girls were all chathosts) and they struck up a romance. He quit his job and went to live with her and got married. He opened up a non-adult studio but couldn't support both of them and still pay alimony so they returned to the US where they are happily living together. As soon as his kids turn 18 they are returning to her homeland where they will live out their lives. They are a success
A guy went to visit the girl he had been chatting with. He met her and a bunch of her friends. The two of them didn't really hit it off in reality, but he really liked one of her friends (the girls were all chathosts) and they struck up a romance. He quit his job and went to live with her and got married. He opened up a non-adult studio but couldn't support both of them and still pay alimony so they returned to the US where they are happily living together. As soon as his kids turn 18 they are returning to her homeland where they will live out their lives. They are a success
RE: Does marital status really matter?
Yes, it IS a TRUE story. I know the couple personally. I've met them a couple times.
However, it is NOT the dream of every girl here. Most are happy to have a bf from their own country and stay there. I just need one who likes to make ciorba. Anyone....?
However, it is NOT the dream of every girl here. Most are happy to have a bf from their own country and stay there. I just need one who likes to make ciorba. Anyone....?
RE: Does marital status really matter?
sorry i don't make ciorba but i do a great tossed salad :--))
Polygamy
Pam, Your thought that men are polygamous by nature is probably true. In fact monogamy, like monotheism, is a relatively recent development for human beings.And there are lots of reasons for this.
But we must not confuse promiscuity with polygamy. I have a friend who grew up in a polygamous society in the interior of Suriname. His father had four wives. The man built a house for each of his four wives and met his responsibilities to all of them and his children. I know my friend has had the same three steady lovers here in the States for more or less 20 years. When I asked him why he didn't marry one of them he confessed, "I can't imagine having only one wife."
But we must not confuse promiscuity with polygamy. I have a friend who grew up in a polygamous society in the interior of Suriname. His father had four wives. The man built a house for each of his four wives and met his responsibilities to all of them and his children. I know my friend has had the same three steady lovers here in the States for more or less 20 years. When I asked him why he didn't marry one of them he confessed, "I can't imagine having only one wife."
RE: Hell on Earth
Lol INYF!! Never thought of that. Maybe THAT was what drove mankind to monogamy!! (Btw, do you know the old song from the 50's-60's, "Mother-in-Law?" )
RE: Does marital status really matter?
That the member have a valid credit card in good standing is the only thing that matters. Period!
RE: Does marital status really matter?
all of this is nonsense!
We're all different!
You make it sound like there's no people with good intentions.
I don't ask much if a person is single, eventually it's either me or the host anyway! not everytime but anyway, if i ask it's only because i want to find out more about the person and who im speaking to, if you dont ask anything you wouldnt know much.
But some ask so they can see if they have a chance to try to have a romance in you, some try to see if they can sleep with you or no, some try to see if you a lier even, some even try to see how you reply so they can judge you if you loyal or not because you might be flirting with a guy or girl.And the list goes on and on!
It goes same for men and women!
so please dont generalise like that... peace
We're all different!
You make it sound like there's no people with good intentions.
I don't ask much if a person is single, eventually it's either me or the host anyway! not everytime but anyway, if i ask it's only because i want to find out more about the person and who im speaking to, if you dont ask anything you wouldnt know much.
But some ask so they can see if they have a chance to try to have a romance in you, some try to see if they can sleep with you or no, some try to see if you a lier even, some even try to see how you reply so they can judge you if you loyal or not because you might be flirting with a guy or girl.And the list goes on and on!
It goes same for men and women!
so please dont generalise like that... peace
RE: weird feeling
not asking for details,i just don't understand.it's as clear as mud.story of mt life,i guess :--))
RE: weird feeling
you dont understand becasue you are confused about Kate
So, do you like it? :D
So, do you like it? :D
RE: weird feeling
i was saying tisme did not understand your question :P
i understood what you meant :D
i understood what you meant :D
RE: weird feeling
ohhh i thought you were saying i didn't understand Kate,now i am really baffled & befuddled :--))
RE: weird feeling
no i don't understand because i'm silly & dense.for me life is living in a constant fog :--))
RE: weird feeling
Yes Kate, I have. I don't know that I have always enjoyed it, but at times I have. Confusion often causes fear because few can live with uncertainty. But I prefer the anxiety of confusion over something that cannot be fully known, to the comfort of orthodox certitude.
It's funny you should use the word "wierd." Just yesterday I looked up the origin of the word. Weird comes from the Old English word "wyrd," meaning fate--over which we have no real control. So, enjoy your confusion! But if you need to, consult the Oracle. :))
It's funny you should use the word "wierd." Just yesterday I looked up the origin of the word. Weird comes from the Old English word "wyrd," meaning fate--over which we have no real control. So, enjoy your confusion! But if you need to, consult the Oracle. :))
RE: weird feeling
can have some excitement for sure
but would depend on what i was confused about :D
but would depend on what i was confused about :D
RE: weird feeling
An awful lot of members here are confused about what is lust and what is love, so I'd say yes, many here enjoy being confused.
RE: weird feeling
Let me hold you in my arms and we'll be confused together, Kate.
Let's turn of the lights and be confused in the dark together.
Let's fall asleep in each others arms after a gentle and hot evening.
Let's turn of the lights and be confused in the dark together.
Let's fall asleep in each others arms after a gentle and hot evening.
RE: weird feeling
maaaaaan, now I am confused....have we fucked? lol
jk:$......very romantic (k)
jk:$......very romantic (k)
RE: weird feeling
mmm, too bad, I hope you experience some raw animal like sex somtimes, it feels great.
There is a time and a place for everything.
There is a time and a place for everything.
RE: weird feeling
wake up every morning not knowing who you are or where you are,
then tell me how GD fun it is to feel confused
then tell me how GD fun it is to feel confused
RE: weird feeling
heck i wasnt confused, than i got confused, and then i read johnz message above and now again not confused, have fun room and stay cool
johnz, I agree, but....
johnz,
Are you alluding to Alzheimer’s, amnesia, temporary fugue state? All of the above? Are you speaking from personal experience or the experience of someone you know? Yes, I'm sure that's not "funny," but people make jokes about a lot of things that are not funny. I think it's one way people deal with suffering. It's no accident that most comedians come from ethnic groups who have suffered the most in society.
I know Alzheimer’s disease is not funny, but the following two jokes most people find funny--even those affected by it:
1) A guy goes to the doctor and the doc tells him, "Well, there's bad news and there's bad news." Crestfallen the patient says, "In that case the order doesn't matter." So the doc says, "Well, first news is you've got cancer." And thinking it can't get much worse, the patient says in a despondent tone, "And the other?" The doc responds, "You've got Alzheimer's disease." An unexpected look of relief suddenly appears on the patient's face. "Whew, thank god I don't have cancer."
2) Frank Sinatra is visiting a nursing home. The residents are delighted by the celebrity's visit. He wanders about greeting people, shaking hands, kissing the ladies, etc. Through all of this Frank can't help but notice a little old lady sitting in the corner who has been glaring at him since he walked into the room. Finally he walks over to her, smiles and says, "Honey, do you know who I am?" Not in the least humored she fires back, "No I don't, but if you go over to the nurse's station they should be able to help you."
Often, as the well-worn expression goes, "Laughter is the best medicine."
Are you alluding to Alzheimer’s, amnesia, temporary fugue state? All of the above? Are you speaking from personal experience or the experience of someone you know? Yes, I'm sure that's not "funny," but people make jokes about a lot of things that are not funny. I think it's one way people deal with suffering. It's no accident that most comedians come from ethnic groups who have suffered the most in society.
I know Alzheimer’s disease is not funny, but the following two jokes most people find funny--even those affected by it:
1) A guy goes to the doctor and the doc tells him, "Well, there's bad news and there's bad news." Crestfallen the patient says, "In that case the order doesn't matter." So the doc says, "Well, first news is you've got cancer." And thinking it can't get much worse, the patient says in a despondent tone, "And the other?" The doc responds, "You've got Alzheimer's disease." An unexpected look of relief suddenly appears on the patient's face. "Whew, thank god I don't have cancer."
2) Frank Sinatra is visiting a nursing home. The residents are delighted by the celebrity's visit. He wanders about greeting people, shaking hands, kissing the ladies, etc. Through all of this Frank can't help but notice a little old lady sitting in the corner who has been glaring at him since he walked into the room. Finally he walks over to her, smiles and says, "Honey, do you know who I am?" Not in the least humored she fires back, "No I don't, but if you go over to the nurse's station they should be able to help you."
Often, as the well-worn expression goes, "Laughter is the best medicine."
RE: johnz, I agree, but....
very funny jokes.
i didnt meen to bring anyone down.
it is a fact i live with daily, if you know me , in chat, i think i mention it now an then. it isnt a joke. and it isnt alzhimeirs. just simple brain damage, Drs said it is a ''temporary thing'' and ''it should return''
17 years late im thinking they were wrong. id sue them, but i keep forgetting:p
i didnt meen to bring anyone down.
it is a fact i live with daily, if you know me , in chat, i think i mention it now an then. it isnt a joke. and it isnt alzhimeirs. just simple brain damage, Drs said it is a ''temporary thing'' and ''it should return''
17 years late im thinking they were wrong. id sue them, but i keep forgetting:p
RE: johnz, I agree, but....
"It's no accident that most comedians come from ethnic groups who have suffered the most in society."
I love it when people make up their own statistics! lol
I love it when people make up their own statistics! lol
RE: johnz, I agree, but....
huh?, Funny, looking over my post, I don't see that I made up any "statistics." The definition of a statistic is a "numerical datum." I made an empirical observation based on the incontestible fact that in the US comedians are disproportionately Jewish and African American. Do you care to dispute this?
RE: johnz, I agree, but....
no, i rather just look a your boobs
and contiplate the wonders of the usefulness of panties
and contiplate the wonders of the usefulness of panties
RE: johnz, I agree, but....
Lol! You wanna look at a guy's boobs too? Wow, I guess a breastaholic doesn't care, huh, just like alcoholics drink shaving lotion, or anything, just as long as it has alcohol in it?!! lol!
RE: weird feeling
what is weird is i went to sleep white yesterday & now i'm dark, but without the big c***
virtual martisor
Dear Moldovan and Romanian hosts:
http://www.tkinter.smig.net/Romania/Gallery/Martisor.htm
http://www.tkinter.smig.net/Romania/Gallery/Martisor.htm
RE: Spring.Hormons
chicks. what with all the hormones and the periods and the moods and such, how you all come so remarkably close to seeming like you can think straight is remarakable.
...or Spring Whore Moans
Gorty, Your post reminds me of the joke: "Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don't pay her." Sorry....Couldn't resist! :)
dear "a host"
Somehow I think I knwo you, but that is beside the point.
I am gratified that you have pushed that guy out of your life. The first problem is moving in with a guy who can't support you. Not only that, but he doesn't even have enough money to buy his own cigs and beer, much less contribute to the bills. He may be sweet and cute and a great fuck, but he's not a man. Find a man.
Next, he wants to make decisions in how you live your life and you guys haven't taken that step of marriage? What even gives him the right of an opinion without the ring, much less the right to order you around?
Lastly, if he will cut himself to make you feel bad what will he do to you later? Wish him good luck as you push him out the door. If he cuts deep enough he'll be out of your way permanently. If that doesn't work find some guys to beat the crap out of him every time you see him.
I am gratified that you have pushed that guy out of your life. The first problem is moving in with a guy who can't support you. Not only that, but he doesn't even have enough money to buy his own cigs and beer, much less contribute to the bills. He may be sweet and cute and a great fuck, but he's not a man. Find a man.
Next, he wants to make decisions in how you live your life and you guys haven't taken that step of marriage? What even gives him the right of an opinion without the ring, much less the right to order you around?
Lastly, if he will cut himself to make you feel bad what will he do to you later? Wish him good luck as you push him out the door. If he cuts deep enough he'll be out of your way permanently. If that doesn't work find some guys to beat the crap out of him every time you see him.
RE: dear
thank you officer.
i enjoyed the part where he treats her poorly but he himself cant buy his own cigs an beer too. so did e beat her b4 or after he made her buy him everything he wanted.
lastly a beating is too good. this is what he is, so save the next girl he mooches off the beating she will get and just toss the in a river.. drunks drown every day around here;)
i enjoyed the part where he treats her poorly but he himself cant buy his own cigs an beer too. so did e beat her b4 or after he made her buy him everything he wanted.
lastly a beating is too good. this is what he is, so save the next girl he mooches off the beating she will get and just toss the in a river.. drunks drown every day around here;)
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1.Angelina Jolie 2.Vanessa Marcil 3.Sandra Bullock 4.Jennifer Love Hewitt 5.Keira Knightly 6.Jaime Pressley. add more to the list of actresses you like to spend the night with.
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Agree with xyourdreamx about Monica Bellucci)) Tho im not into gals this woman is so damn hottttt:D
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mmmmmmmmmmm-----
Eva Longoria, Traci Bingham, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan,
Elisia Donovan, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Heather Locklear,
Jennifer Weiner and of course Whoopi Goldberg
Eva Longoria, Traci Bingham, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan,
Elisia Donovan, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Heather Locklear,
Jennifer Weiner and of course Whoopi Goldberg
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Keanu Reeveeeeeeeeeeeeeees:D I just love him) Also Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig))
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In no particular order: Faith Hill, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba, Phoebe Cates, Cindy Crawford, Christy Brinkley...yes, she is still hot!!! Oh, and the Victoria's Sercet models.
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If the cc censors could see my thoughts every time I see your name or photo they would certainly ban those :P
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lol Very funny Nadeen :)
I see from your list that you are one of those people that likes to keep the best for last :P
I see from your list that you are one of those people that likes to keep the best for last :P
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wow i feel honor, over the years, thru-out the galaxies, i never new how much this was until the day came when all feelings must be release, oh by the way pardon me now, i have to go to work............can't finish what is on my mine at the moment, i have to go to work-stay cool
p.s. and cara and I seen that......opps running late, later all stay cool and by the way nadeen you made my day thanks
p.s. and cara and I seen that......opps running late, later all stay cool and by the way nadeen you made my day thanks
wine and water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not
run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purificaton process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not
run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purificaton process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
RE: wine and water
...And while at the wedding feast, Mary, the mother of Jesus, said to her son, "Son, they have no more wine and the water is rife with E-coli."
"Mom, what the hell can I do about it? This guy's got plenty of money; let him send out for some."
"Don't you dare raise your voice to me son. You know you can't fool your mother. I raised you and I know you can do your miracle thing."
"But mom, my hour has not yet come."
"I understand son, but please do this for your mother!"
"Okay, okay, but what's in it for me?"
"Son, look it's good PR. I know this is in advance of the release date, but it's not every day that you get to be the 'Son of God.' Plus, all the firms on Madison Avenue have been stumbling over one another with pre-release incentives. Remember, I'm not only your mother, I'm your agent!"
"Okay, okay. Tell them to get the water jars ready. And call Sid and have him send the details from the various water purification outfits that have put in bids for the graphics. In fact, tell all of them that if they want a piece of this, they shouldn't expect any payment for their initial services, because if they land this contract, they'll have the deal of the next two millennia. Better yet mom, tell them to even be considered they should send a $500 application fee and if it's not here by 5pm, they are out of the running.... Now where were we? Oh yea, "Blessed are the poor".....
"Mom, what the hell can I do about it? This guy's got plenty of money; let him send out for some."
"Don't you dare raise your voice to me son. You know you can't fool your mother. I raised you and I know you can do your miracle thing."
"But mom, my hour has not yet come."
"I understand son, but please do this for your mother!"
"Okay, okay, but what's in it for me?"
"Son, look it's good PR. I know this is in advance of the release date, but it's not every day that you get to be the 'Son of God.' Plus, all the firms on Madison Avenue have been stumbling over one another with pre-release incentives. Remember, I'm not only your mother, I'm your agent!"
"Okay, okay. Tell them to get the water jars ready. And call Sid and have him send the details from the various water purification outfits that have put in bids for the graphics. In fact, tell all of them that if they want a piece of this, they shouldn't expect any payment for their initial services, because if they land this contract, they'll have the deal of the next two millennia. Better yet mom, tell them to even be considered they should send a $500 application fee and if it's not here by 5pm, they are out of the running.... Now where were we? Oh yea, "Blessed are the poor".....