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Hello,

I am searching for a chat host. her screen name was ALEXXANDRA . She was a hospanic on profile, but she knew Hindi (India) and was from romania. She used to be online during 2004-2006. She was in Fetish and Dungeon.
Does anyone know where she went? I had her Y id, but lost it. Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks

Sam

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Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How
many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded
this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones?" asked the Minister, "Are you not willing to
forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have
an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

no--not going to sing today,, so have fun room
Got a Question--
Which host has been on cc the longest and Which member has been here on cc the longest, give total years,,
i'm begiining to think i am one of the longest members here now, after seeing so many new names and has got be wondering to I did to change my member name--cool

Just wondering which Russian hosts can lay claim to be the furthest north, south, east, west ... any takers?

I ask as Russia seems to be a big country :)

...what these words have in common?

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

a winner will get the prize - free video tomorrow! :D ...today im being lazy for any video =)) ....cheers

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see peoples talkk bout luv here but alll hide whos they r. soo many peoples say here is fantasy maybee these peoples who not sayy name only lie. they gett bored and say storyy for funs. me thinks this now. A iss the newst 1, cofuese 4 luv, sadd hosts i thinks just boredd peoples

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Maybe some of the colombian models and/or members can help me....

i know a girl in Bogota and we are really happy for each other, problem is that i dont live in Colombia and i want to send her some flowers for her birthday, which is in march. I was thinking about doing it via interflora and some of the other international online flower shops, but they are all very expensive. So my question to you is if you know any flower shops in Colombia with online webshop from where i can order the flowers??

I was looking at www.partyflores.com but are they reliable?? any expiriences?

hello--party going on in community room--cool,,, everyone there is drunk except me and its great to see that,,im going back now and join, by the way who is buying the rounds tonight

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Does CC take a percentage from the earnings which a chathost makes?
And what is this percentage? Is it fixed for every chathost?

How many of you are actual escorts?

CC puzzles me - most women say that its only a job here - to fund them through life etc...

so why are some jealous of going to visit other chathosts ? Is it about lost income or am i being naive?

Happy birthday Devilxangel
Kiss for you
Muahh!

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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game off golf…

Of course, the wife promptly hacked shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us”. So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, “Come on in”. When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”

“Uh… yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that, “the husband replied. “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself”.
“Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life”. “No problem,” said the genie. “You’ve got it, it’s the least can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!” “And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked. “I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world”, she said. “Consider it done,” the genie said. “And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!” “And now”, the couple asked in unison, what’s your wish, genie?” “Well, since live been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife”. The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.

What do you think? She mulled it over for a few moments and said. “You know, you’re right”. Considering our good fortune. I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey? “You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband. I’d do the same for you! So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked how old are you and your husband? “Why, we’re both 35,” she responded breathlessly.

“No Kidding.” He said. “Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?”

how are you doing Anne?

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'I'm Drinkin in my Sunday's best"
wearing my jeans and white tee shirt
with a pack of camel cigs roll up in my sleeve
with my cowboys boots on and my best black hat
the hat that made Clint Black famous-I felt like it was my Sunday best
I write my songs, tell my stories and drink with the rest
I go out on dates, I make them smile, I make them cry
don't ask me why, I just know how, maybe it's my Sunday best
Siting here in my Sunday best, I'm drinking with the rest

Ok room-showtime,, have a good time--cool

It seems this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification; namely, inserting a live fish into his butt.

~~PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME~~

What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tires if you try to go the other way. So you can imagine how much pain this dumb a$$ must be in while attempting to pull this fish out.

In his pain and panic, he dialed 9-1-1. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."

In the backwoods, down in the hollow
On a Friday Night-Sitting in the backseat of my 64 chevy
With my pretty little hillbilly girl-Cuddle up with my sweetheart
Hearing the coon dogs howling in the backwoods
While my hand sliding down in between her tight blue jeans
I'm getting closer to paradise
I consider myself quite lucky for being a hillbilly from the hills with my
Sweet southern belle from Tennessee
and now I know something gonna give
I feel butterflies and all excited inside-and all the sudden I felt surprise
I seen a shotgun barrel satring into my eyes
It was her old man coming to get me and he said
Man, look me in the eye and say your prayers, and all the sudden
I didn't hear the coon dogs howling in the backwoods, they were
sitting next to him outside my 64 chevy
So what do you think happen next............................(?)
Well I said my prayers and next thing I recall i was selling my 64 chevy