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Single host on Valentines Day
Why are there so many host saying they are alone on Valentines Day? I bet they have numerous members trying to be their bf, sending them money, gifts, etc and yet the member is not good enough to be a bf?
RE: Single host on Valentines Day
Why do u think if members send some money or something like that,its enough for being bf? For hosts its just work not searching for a bf,so where is a problem? But hosts may just talk with members if he is nice person with his own thoughts..Same about girls in general.But,course,if u have nothing only ur money,if u r not interesting person..Yes,then all attempts r empty
RE: Single host on Valentines Day
You mean I can't buy a girl's affection here? Then all is lost, I have nothing to offer except my money.
RE: Single host on Valentines Day
U can buy many things with money,but not true affection. Coz its something other,not a thing that u can buy. If u think u can..good luck,but not sure u will be very happy with emotion that u just buy. And really sad when men think about money is only way for affection. But here,yes u can buy all u want and many people would be happy to sell it. But its other question.
RE: Single host on Valentines Day
Pretend affection will do as long as she's really good at it :P
trucker
maybe a girl can buy your affection then.you sound very cheap.might not even have to be a girl.LOL
RE: :(
one day ago you were bragging about hoe many people you have always in your room, what happened ? did they forget you suddenly ? or maybe you just feel you got in the shadow and nobody pays atention at you and at your new hair cut ? :P
Chill out girl...its just a day like any other day...tomorrow u will wake up and everithing will be the same...so no reason to be sad.
just me.
Chill out girl...its just a day like any other day...tomorrow u will wake up and everithing will be the same...so no reason to be sad.
just me.
RE: :(
so at your work, you don't think of ways to improve business?? wow, you're a real bargain for your employer! if you take a moment to stop and think, it's a great thing to post! but you don't like to take a moment for that, do you?
RE: :(
wow that alot of harsh words chill out guys and moni your always top notch in my book so dont listen to them and welcome back love the new hair cut you look great :)
RE: :(
As you appear to have no thoughts of your own I suppose you're going to have to use somebody elses.
RE: :(
if you say so I guess it must be right cuz I am incapable of independent thought. Please tell me more :D
RE: :(
We all dream of finding that one
special person in our lifes.
For any of us its just not that easy!
A hug and kiss to you on Valentines day, Monika! :)
special person in our lifes.
For any of us its just not that easy!
A hug and kiss to you on Valentines day, Monika! :)
HVD
yes i seen the big sea,,,the water was pure blue,,the skies were so white you could see the angel wings spread for miles,,and all the sudden a yellow gold streak ran jagged from high in the sky down into the deep blue water, sort of like a night falling star,, so I made my wish as I do so many times when I see a falling star,,, so lets see what happens--cool (a view I seen in my head while thinking of valentine day) happy valentine day to all you lovers in cc world-cool
Valentine
A Valentine for freeda, my only love who is more to me than any other thing in this World. CHMOCK CHMOCK
RE: Valentine
Mondos got a stalker,Mondos got a stalker(not you freeda,i know who you are) :--))
RE: Valentine
(private to cc/mondo47)yes i'm always a little slow on the uptake.better late than never i guess :--))
Mad cow disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for toy-man
She would once she sees this delicious piece of man cock
Open up and say Ahh baby :D
Open up and say Ahh baby :D
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for toy-man
I think they might have picked up on that. How dare these insolent slaves not pay heed to a "Real Mistress!" lol!
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
Wonderful wonderful little song. made me all wet and mushy inside.
Reminds me of me and my hot bf Brown Nose Hunter although I think he should be the wife.
Reminds me of me and my hot bf Brown Nose Hunter although I think he should be the wife.
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
great now the troll is absconding with my nickname as well! We are on to you little troll
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
Oh sweetheart why didn't you say. Of course I'll be the wife tonight my little sexy fruit loop (k).
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
don't know who almea is tissue but sounds like fun.hope you don't mind if i join in.LOL
RE: Valentines Day!!!
yes,
you have something against people that have something against gays?
you have something against people that have something against gays?
RE: Valentines Day!!!
no, not unless you have something against people who have something against people that have something against gays?
RE: Valentines Day!!!
don't let the criticism bother you NightDance, I'm still waiting for my prince also.
cam phones at the beach
did any1 see the flash ad on myspace - 'snap 15 pics of the chic to get free ringtones'
who knew my pervert activites at the beach would inspire an internet ad?
who knew my pervert activites at the beach would inspire an internet ad?
Happy Valentines Day to O.
I am so in love with you, strange way to meet , but im glad we did. Although we are apart this year on the 14th , my heart is yours as im sure you know, we will celebrate this day with barefoot and caviar as soon as you get here. Kissssssss u
Flying
will someone tell someone that i will be home tomorrow,,, leaving Haiti airport,, next stop florida,, than to texas,, than to california,, that home Alaska---hope the bed is there--yes im flying and not smoking--party on room,, see you I hope
RE: would you marry
You might get a "yes" answer, but don't think that one girl who will marry exclusively for ease of life means that all will.
Most girls who use their heads put the ability of the man to support a family as one element of their relationship, just as a man should put certain worldly characteristics into his choices.
Most girls who use their heads put the ability of the man to support a family as one element of their relationship, just as a man should put certain worldly characteristics into his choices.
RE: would you marry
not true! i have asked many girls, also heard them tell themselfs what kind of men they want.. And when most talk and describe the ideal man, the money comes in a last place... but if you ask a sly question like: what if he is kind, caring blah blah but doesnt have much money! Somehoe the ideal man, having a warm heart and everything that they said gets rejected! "why?" cause he doesnt have money lol! 1 thing i dont understand is why not just be real about yourself and just say: YES money is the first thing for me!
I love honesty... and i love when people say 1 thing, ask them a sly question and find out what they really think >:)
I love honesty... and i love when people say 1 thing, ask them a sly question and find out what they really think >:)
RE: would you marry
you're talking about women though. not sure even they know what they really think:P
RE: would you marry
What were you saying? I was too busy thinking about what your breats and ass might look like to pay any attention :P
sorry too
but i was also talking about most women who know what they like! And i didnt mean that all are like that! it's just that when your friends and when it's time to come clean and say what really matters not all people are honest! not all ofcourse! I know true sweet ladies that only mean well and if they love it's real!
BTW...im a man and im not thinking about your tits and ass!
im thinking of to prove my point and not to offend any 1 :)
u said:if we girls say all guys r the same maybe (probably true)
not all not true :P
BTW...im a man and im not thinking about your tits and ass!
im thinking of to prove my point and not to offend any 1 :)
u said:if we girls say all guys r the same maybe (probably true)
not all not true :P
?
who in the heck is this gortensia girl coming in all high up and not so cheerful moods and then tells people off--wait-i forgot this is call publicity stunt--nevermind-carry on
RE: ?
hey leave gortes breasts out of this. she is a great boob with lovely nipples and never says a genital wart againt a clit to anybooty without viagra
RE: ?
sorry -not a host, and i am not piss off---see what I mean,, attitude goes a long way misses
RE: ?
whats going on in here---i had my opinion and now others play a game at it--well ok, continue on,, publicity does help---and by the way i am not a host,, maybe one day i will be,,, and then i can pretend to be a star
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
I know it really scres the hell out of me
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
Im alone too on this day:((Damn it:(
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
St. Valentine's Day is the Lover's Day... and I will also be alone... :(
But there are still 364 days in a year, for "Friend's Day"... and I will not be alone... :)
But there are still 364 days in a year, for "Friend's Day"... and I will not be alone... :)
Valentine Card
Hey, which one of you UK guys sent me a Valentine card??? Mrs Mondo went ape-sh*t when I opened it. Accused me of all sorts of things. As if I would. And don't tell freeda either. ;-)
RE: Valentine Card
still posting canned laughter in response to your own posts.remember fruit loop flea i'm an aardvark
RE: Found One
I think you'll find that smell is the shit that comes out your mouth my sad little friend.
RE: Found One
I certainly will kiss you as your the most effeminate man I have ever met you sexy little bundle of cuddly love. I suppose that little pecker is the downside though :(
RE: Found One
oooooohhh you naughty naughty boy. Unfortunately it won't even reach my inner ear :(
RE: Found One
yes you are right, breaking thru that built up wax will be difficult, stick lighters in your ears , melt the wax, make a wax dildo and fuck yourself dear
RE: Life wothout love?
There is a saying: It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.
RE: Life wothout love?
Time heals the pain, or at least covers it up. After some mourning you should be prepared to open your heart again to romantic possibilities.
RE: Life wothout love?
Yes so you keep telling us you sad loser.
No wonder you have to post your confessions using other people's names. If I was as sad as you I too would be too ashamed to post as myself.
No wonder you have to post your confessions using other people's names. If I was as sad as you I too would be too ashamed to post as myself.
RE: Life wothout love?
you fool. you're only encouraging his juvenile postings. knock it off-before you look anymore clueless!
RE: Fat People
Big people are nice because when they are happy and jolly it is like they are extra happy and jolly. :D
RE: Fat People
And on some chat sites incredibly fat girls make more money than the svelte ones.
German model railways derailed by filth
Nude figurines get down and dirty
By Lester Haines
You know how it is: you've just spent five years lovingly crafting an HO-scale layout of Clapham Junction but can't help feeling there's a certain something missing which would lend your model railway an authentic urban edge.
Well, fret not, because down at the International Toy Fair in Nuremberg, the Busch company recently unveiled its "latest contribution to the model train scenery business" - a set of figurines depicting a group of cops dragging naked strumpets onto the street and entitled "Police Raid on a Brothel".
We kid you not. Spiegel Online has photographic evidence, and also features a nice snap of the Viessmann company's "Sexy Lovers in Motion" - accurately described by the paper as "a man and a woman having sex on a red blanket, in the missionary position".
Yes indeed, the world of model railways really has moved on since I was a lad. Shown here is one of the tamer offerings by Busch - "Admiring the Scenery" - which comes complete with "air mattress, fence with 'knothole', bicycle and tree".
If you fancy something a bit more hard core, try Fleischmann, whose toy fair display included a river beside which "a heavily built and highly aroused man is...getting a blowjob". Spiegel Online elaborates: "His arms are outstretched. He's frozen in an eternal orgasm. The woman providing him with his public bliss is sitting on an inflatable mattress and wearing a straw hat."
Remarkable. Suffice it to say, the Vulture Central train layout now features a naked prostitute trying to avoid arrest by orally pleasuring a police officer while a bloke on a bike cops an eyeful through a hole in the fence.
By Lester Haines
You know how it is: you've just spent five years lovingly crafting an HO-scale layout of Clapham Junction but can't help feeling there's a certain something missing which would lend your model railway an authentic urban edge.
Well, fret not, because down at the International Toy Fair in Nuremberg, the Busch company recently unveiled its "latest contribution to the model train scenery business" - a set of figurines depicting a group of cops dragging naked strumpets onto the street and entitled "Police Raid on a Brothel".
We kid you not. Spiegel Online has photographic evidence, and also features a nice snap of the Viessmann company's "Sexy Lovers in Motion" - accurately described by the paper as "a man and a woman having sex on a red blanket, in the missionary position".
Yes indeed, the world of model railways really has moved on since I was a lad. Shown here is one of the tamer offerings by Busch - "Admiring the Scenery" - which comes complete with "air mattress, fence with 'knothole', bicycle and tree".
If you fancy something a bit more hard core, try Fleischmann, whose toy fair display included a river beside which "a heavily built and highly aroused man is...getting a blowjob". Spiegel Online elaborates: "His arms are outstretched. He's frozen in an eternal orgasm. The woman providing him with his public bliss is sitting on an inflatable mattress and wearing a straw hat."
Remarkable. Suffice it to say, the Vulture Central train layout now features a naked prostitute trying to avoid arrest by orally pleasuring a police officer while a bloke on a bike cops an eyeful through a hole in the fence.