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thinking again:
This is what my grand dad told me:
marriage is a sham for men, there is no benefit, if you are about to get married think it over, don't let your dick do your thinking for you, don't let your punch-drunk i'm in love euphoria put you on auto pilot, you will wake up in hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.
this is what my mother told me;
son find a good woman and share your love and blessings to her always be polite, caring, sharing, and giving always. Have a family and caring on your name thru-out generations to come and dont forget to do other things with her besides having sex all the time.
***hmm now im confused, do i listen to my grand dad or my mother, if i listen to my grand dad i wont have any benefits and that's not a good thing and if i listen to my mother im not sure i can be that good.
Hmmm,, decisions, decisions, decisions, maybe i should just think about it a little longer
marriage is a sham for men, there is no benefit, if you are about to get married think it over, don't let your dick do your thinking for you, don't let your punch-drunk i'm in love euphoria put you on auto pilot, you will wake up in hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.
this is what my mother told me;
son find a good woman and share your love and blessings to her always be polite, caring, sharing, and giving always. Have a family and caring on your name thru-out generations to come and dont forget to do other things with her besides having sex all the time.
***hmm now im confused, do i listen to my grand dad or my mother, if i listen to my grand dad i wont have any benefits and that's not a good thing and if i listen to my mother im not sure i can be that good.
Hmmm,, decisions, decisions, decisions, maybe i should just think about it a little longer
RE: thinking again:
The secret is to find a woman with extemely small hands, makes your manhood look bigger when she holds it!
RE: thinking again:
well i wouldnt listen to grand daddy advice,, listen to your mother advice --oh by the way austin is your mother married or single-cool
RE: thinking again:
hey austin, take my advive here: as men we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry, after a year of expereinece I've discovered their most commonly used strategy is:
1. Womens pressure guy for marriage
2. Man delays
3. Womanl gradually starts destroying man's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Man becomes too weak and much of a loser to find something better than what he has
5. Woman starts to limit sex, in effect controlling the only good thing this in the man's life
6. Man is in despair, capitulates to marriage.
So then 10 years later the man is empty, because woman loves happily ever after and man becomes bald and has af heart attack at 45 years of age. So my advice to you son -party on and put wedding on hold
1. Womens pressure guy for marriage
2. Man delays
3. Womanl gradually starts destroying man's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Man becomes too weak and much of a loser to find something better than what he has
5. Woman starts to limit sex, in effect controlling the only good thing this in the man's life
6. Man is in despair, capitulates to marriage.
So then 10 years later the man is empty, because woman loves happily ever after and man becomes bald and has af heart attack at 45 years of age. So my advice to you son -party on and put wedding on hold
RE: host question
I'm not a host but hey I'm on a roll :)
1. Because doctors deal with people when they are vulnerable and at a low ebb they often come across as being kind and caring.
2. They earn a lot of money.
3. He may have already seen you naked (or more if he's a ObGyn)and so you won't feel embarrased getting naked in front of him at home.
4. He may have easy access to viagra.
1. Because doctors deal with people when they are vulnerable and at a low ebb they often come across as being kind and caring.
2. They earn a lot of money.
3. He may have already seen you naked (or more if he's a ObGyn)and so you won't feel embarrased getting naked in front of him at home.
4. He may have easy access to viagra.
RE: host question
Lol! You mean doctors and nurses aren't all extremely good looking like the ones on TV?!!! (Come to think of it, I've never seen a hot female cop of the sort we see on all those TV shows. Hmmm, you don't think the producers might be trafficking in illusions do you?!!! But even if that's true, I'm sure that has nothing to do with ratings and advertising revenues.)
Joke involving nurses
A nurse, who is not particularly attractive, is attending a male patient. While bathing him she is slightly shocked to find that he has the word S W A N tatooed on the shaft of his dick. When she returns to the nurses station, she tells her colleague, who is a very attractive nurse,"You know that guy in 317? I just bathed him. He's got the word S W A N tatooed on the shaft of his dick!!" Looking somewhat surprised her colleague responds, "I took care of him last night, but I seem to recall the tatoo was S A S K A T C H E W A N." lol!
RE: host question
There are nurses and there are nurses in red lingerie under their uniform. I would never get better if I was being treated by the latter.
RE: host question
SR, Are you asking "patient" if she (he?) hates doctors, or are you saying you hate doctors? Neither? lol! I don't hate doctors. I hate (most) lawyers. In the US we need more doctors and fewer lawyers. (The US population is less than 5% of the world population, but we have approximately 70% of the world's lawyers! What's wrong with this picture?!!)
RE: host question
hell, I used to work in a hospital and you wouldn't belive the offers the women gave me; "come back later and I'll give you a blow job", letting me "accidently see them naked, squeezing their boobs together when doing an EKG.
RE: host question
Some years ago I remember reading yet another "study"----so we can take it with a grain of salt perhaps---of rates of sexual promiscuity among women in various professions. As I recall, women in the nursing profession were among the most promiscuous. How the study was done or how the conclusions were arrived at, I have no idea, but it does seem more likely that nurses would be more given to indulging in the pleasures of the flesh than say women accountants or "employee benefits coordinators." lol!
RE: host question
i'm not a woman but i want to have sex with a doctor.hell i'll have sex with any female.
RE: 8 March
Does it have a name this holiday ?
Anyway have fun and I hope your man honours you as much as you deserve.
Anyway have fun and I hope your man honours you as much as you deserve.
RE: 8 March
I bet you $5 they won't be absent? I remember the majority of hosts being here for Christmas, and their Christmas in January
RE: 8 March
All the ex-Communist countries celebrate Women's Day on the 8th, including Romania and Rep of Moldova. It was a political day years ago but changed into a sort of Mothers' Day, but really for women in general, including flowers and gifts.
P.S. The old USSR also has a Men's Day, but Romania does not.
P.S. The old USSR also has a Men's Day, but Romania does not.
RE: 8 March
The sarcasm went right over your head, you did not get the true meaning of what ImNotYourFriend meant.
RE: 8 March
INYF, should be every day... specialy for the hosts who put up with members bull each day! :D
RE: 8 March
Enjoy that day , be happy , have fun and drinks as you want , but remember dear Rado , if you drink , dont drive !!
RE: 8 March
have a great holiday Alex! also the rest of you who will celebrate the day! cheers and good wishes to you all! have a beer for us men folk :D
RE: 8 March
we don't have a holiday for women's day though it does get mentioned.we have too many other stupid old public holidays that thet should get rid of & replace with this one.
RE: 8 March
Not celebrated in UK. Mothers day is the only similar day.... one thing, is there a Men's day in Russia?
quick quiz
The average person only gets 7 correct.(i got 10)
This is mainly based on aussie info, so use all lobes of your brain.
This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!
There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the common place things of life.
Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!
Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.
Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.
REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk
Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct. Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you.
LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.
Here we go!
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the Australia ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)
3. In which hand is the United States' Statue of Liberty 's torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup label?
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)
7. How many matches are in a standard box?
8. On the Australian flag, how many stars are there ?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
12. What is the channel range available on a UHF TV ?
13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15 How many sides does a stop sign have?
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
17 How many wheel nuts are on a standard car wheel?
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
Scroll down for answers
1. BOTTOM
2. 6 (plus the two territories)
3. RIGHT
4. BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD
5. 1 and 0
6. RIGHT
7. 50
8. 6 (FEDERATION STAR) + 5 (IN THE SOUTHERN CROSS)
9. 87.5
10. ANTI-CLOCKWISE (SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR)
11. TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT
12. 21-69
13 LEFT
14. CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT
15. 8
16. LEFT
17. 5
18. 6
19. BASHFUL
20. 8
21. ACE OF SPADES
22. LEFT
23. * and #
24. 3
25. ANTI-CLOCKWISE
This is mainly based on aussie info, so use all lobes of your brain.
This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!
There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the common place things of life.
Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!
Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.
Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.
REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk
Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct. Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you.
LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.
Here we go!
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the Australia ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)
3. In which hand is the United States' Statue of Liberty 's torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup label?
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)
7. How many matches are in a standard box?
8. On the Australian flag, how many stars are there ?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
12. What is the channel range available on a UHF TV ?
13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15 How many sides does a stop sign have?
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
17 How many wheel nuts are on a standard car wheel?
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
Scroll down for answers
1. BOTTOM
2. 6 (plus the two territories)
3. RIGHT
4. BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD
5. 1 and 0
6. RIGHT
7. 50
8. 6 (FEDERATION STAR) + 5 (IN THE SOUTHERN CROSS)
9. 87.5
10. ANTI-CLOCKWISE (SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR)
11. TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT
12. 21-69
13 LEFT
14. CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT
15. 8
16. LEFT
17. 5
18. 6
19. BASHFUL
20. 8
21. ACE OF SPADES
22. LEFT
23. * and #
24. 3
25. ANTI-CLOCKWISE
RE: quick quiz
I got 14. Some of the questions are a bit specific to Australia. But it was interesting.
RE: quick quiz
Lol! It's like the guy commenting on Chicago politics years ago. He said, "I remember a time when you didn't know who won the mayoral race until 110% of the votes were in!" lol!
RE: quick quiz
Got only 10, but meh, there were things I couldn't have known.. Got wrong the buttons thing :))
RE: quick quiz
got the buttons wrong??? damn Psy...why didnt u just look at what u had on?? or u were sittin naked again? :p
RE: quick quiz
Had a t-shirt, the new appartment has some windows I can't cover, otherwise... :P
RE: quick quiz
Psy don't let that stop you. In fact I would have thought going naked when no one else can see was a waste of time.
I'm sure you wouldn't have the same problems with the neighbours complaining to the police like I do :D
I'm sure you wouldn't have the same problems with the neighbours complaining to the police like I do :D
Indecent Exposure!!
Lol INYF!! Don't tell me you have neighbors that have called the police because they have seen you 'sans vêtements'?!!
It brings to mind the joke about the old lady who calls the police to report an indecent exposure. When the cop arrives at her house he asks, "Can you show me what you're talking about?" "Yes," she said, "Look out that window over there." The cop then looks out the window and says, "Lady, I don't see anything." A bit impatiently she responds, "Stand on that chair, you'll see what I mean." lol!
It brings to mind the joke about the old lady who calls the police to report an indecent exposure. When the cop arrives at her house he asks, "Can you show me what you're talking about?" "Yes," she said, "Look out that window over there." The cop then looks out the window and says, "Lady, I don't see anything." A bit impatiently she responds, "Stand on that chair, you'll see what I mean." lol!
RE: quick quiz
lol...
a lot of those questions have multiple answers :P or need to be explained and expanded upon in the context department :P
eg, merry go rounds, i've seen and been on ones that go clock wise and anti clockwise
the arm and leg movement... depends on which is more comfortable/natural for each person
the drain question... two answers, both correct depending on which hemisphere the person is in
the no smoking sign... you could say 7 o clock to 1 o clock, or the other way round
lol
a lot of those questions have multiple answers :P or need to be explained and expanded upon in the context department :P
eg, merry go rounds, i've seen and been on ones that go clock wise and anti clockwise
the arm and leg movement... depends on which is more comfortable/natural for each person
the drain question... two answers, both correct depending on which hemisphere the person is in
the no smoking sign... you could say 7 o clock to 1 o clock, or the other way round
lol
RE: Merry Go Rounds
Really? You made me think, because I can't recall seeing Merry Go Round that goes clockwise. Check out this site:
www.fotosearch.com/photos-images/merry-go-round.html
Of the 400+ images, I only saw a few that ran clockwise. Seems the overwhelming majority run conterclockwise.
www.fotosearch.com/photos-images/merry-go-round.html
Of the 400+ images, I only saw a few that ran clockwise. Seems the overwhelming majority run conterclockwise.
think u know everything??
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know everything!
Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know everything!
RE: think u know everything??
imshy, Thanks for these interesting facts. I feel so much better now that I know everything! lol! This reminds me of Mark Twain's quip about Rudyard Kipling. He said, "Between us we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known, and I know the rest." lol!!
To add to your list, I recall reading that there are only, I think, 3 or 4 words in the English that have two meanings that are opposite of one another. I only remember one: "cleave," which means to split or divide, but also to adhere, cling or join together.
Btw, what was your source for these amusing facts. Speaking of such, perhaps you know it took about 70 years to complete the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). It was begun in the 1850's and completed in, I believe, 1927. Another interesting fact: the second largest contributor (i.e. of words and their definitions) was an American who was an inmate of an insane asylum in England.
Lastly, if you or anyone is a lover of langauges, I recommend a very interesting website: Omniglot.com. Its author is a Brit from Brighton named Simon Ager. He's a dynamic guy and real polyglot. He speaks 12 languages. After his native tongue, the foreign language he speaks best is Mandarin Chinese! His blog is always interesting and there is a new forum as well. It is a very rich resource for anyone interested in languages. Guests are from all over the world and they range from professional linguists and language teachers to those just curious about foreign languages.
To add to your list, I recall reading that there are only, I think, 3 or 4 words in the English that have two meanings that are opposite of one another. I only remember one: "cleave," which means to split or divide, but also to adhere, cling or join together.
Btw, what was your source for these amusing facts. Speaking of such, perhaps you know it took about 70 years to complete the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). It was begun in the 1850's and completed in, I believe, 1927. Another interesting fact: the second largest contributor (i.e. of words and their definitions) was an American who was an inmate of an insane asylum in England.
Lastly, if you or anyone is a lover of langauges, I recommend a very interesting website: Omniglot.com. Its author is a Brit from Brighton named Simon Ager. He's a dynamic guy and real polyglot. He speaks 12 languages. After his native tongue, the foreign language he speaks best is Mandarin Chinese! His blog is always interesting and there is a new forum as well. It is a very rich resource for anyone interested in languages. Guests are from all over the world and they range from professional linguists and language teachers to those just curious about foreign languages.
RE: think u know everything??
you continue you to impress me! hope you had a great women's day!
Fireman
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station ... Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole, Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go. So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked. When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl." The next night he came home and shouted: "Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked. "Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed. "Bell Three!", and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".
"Womon ... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.
She replied "Roll out more hose, mon. You ain't nowhere near da fire!!!!"
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".
"Womon ... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.
She replied "Roll out more hose, mon. You ain't nowhere near da fire!!!!"
Blonde joke
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
How to impress
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer.
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked.
Bring Pizza & Beer.
Get Your Very Own Aristocratic Title
Scrolling back to 27 Feb, I happened on a post by "King of Kings." Following the thread, I found many there of divine or aristocratic origin, including, The Lord God, IcePrinc3ss, Madam Buckets and Bucket's Lord. Not feeling worthy to be in their company, I sought and was granted a title by Lady Fortune of the Absurd. You too can get your title by visiting: http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/yourtitle.php
RE: Get Your Very Own Aristocratic Title
Most Noble and Honourable the Liminal of Burton-le-Coggles
Your Excellency...
Wanda the Indefensible, With such a title how can anyone now refuse your Royal Mandate to "Cum for you, and WITH you." Indeed it would be a high honour and privilege for any of your many vassals to join you in such an intimate encounter and a blessing indeed to partake of your Royal nectar. :))
Getting stronger with age
Two drunks in a bar, the first one says,, ya know, when i was 30 and got a hard on, i couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time i was 40, i could bend it about 10 degrees if i tried really hard. By the time i was 50. i could bend it about 20 degrees with no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now i can almost bend it in half with just one hand. So, says the 2nd drunk,,, whats your point?..Well, says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get"
RE: Getting stronger with age
Lol Chaser! Reminds me of the late George Burns who, on his 90th birthday, was asked by a reporter, "George, what's it like making love at age 90?" Burns replied, "It's like shooting pool with a rope." lol! Chaser, should I say it?------"cool?" lol! :)
RE: Question
hmmm--good question,, let me think, i would be out more trying to find me a real girl friend-cool
RE: Question
we will miss you too Julia. What kind of work u will do? Wish you lots and lots of luck with it!!!
RE: Question
Are you looking for a gf? I'm looking for a bf...go take a look at my pics,if you like them send me ur pic on my mail...you never know....kiss
RE: Question
There are plenty of oher pay-per-view sites, I'd move on to the next best one, preferbably one that has German Dungeon Porn.
RE: Question
“less attention, compliments, & self-confidence”??? You need to find a better lover in the real world if they do not give you a lot of this! :D It is sad to hear that you no longer live life with high expectations! This is something we should all have! Life is not life without this and dreams! Otherwise we are just a body taking up space. Life is worth living! Choose your friends and lovers wisely and enjoy life to your max! Never ever give up on what makes you happy, what brings a smile to your face, happiness to your heart or peace in your soul!
RE: Question
i would be sneaking up to my neigbor's window, Mrs. Mrobinowitz and wanking as I watch her wiggle out of her girdle.
RE: Question
Hmm interesting point.. Well most probably I would be doing what I was doing before I found CC (a happy accident believe it or not)
CC did not open up new horizons, as such, for me only extended my network of friends across 2 more continents than I had before.
But then again I am part of that 'ZX' generation who caught the first emerging of what the internet is today. And I have (what seems) been around an awful long time online. ;) I still contend there was more personality to encounters before webcams and the like but it is just the way I was brought up I guess. Words to me quite often can say more than pictures sometimes do but hey , what do I know, huh? ;)
TNTJGST
CC did not open up new horizons, as such, for me only extended my network of friends across 2 more continents than I had before.
But then again I am part of that 'ZX' generation who caught the first emerging of what the internet is today. And I have (what seems) been around an awful long time online. ;) I still contend there was more personality to encounters before webcams and the like but it is just the way I was brought up I guess. Words to me quite often can say more than pictures sometimes do but hey , what do I know, huh? ;)
TNTJGST
RE: Question
Teachers are one of the best jobs in the world! Of course all over the world under paid, but still the best job! A lot of respect to you Emma
RE: Question
Thanks Barney :) But as you might have already guessed I am already a geeked up as one can be without being wholly sad ;) You'd be surprised where you can run spectrum emulators these days though..
http://www.aooa27.dsl.pipex.com/FuseSP.htm
hehe.. I must admit I have great fun introducing my nephew to the world of gaming via gameplay as opposed to gaming via graphics. And it sure does encourage them to learn more :)
TNTSASF
http://www.aooa27.dsl.pipex.com/FuseSP.htm
hehe.. I must admit I have great fun introducing my nephew to the world of gaming via gameplay as opposed to gaming via graphics. And it sure does encourage them to learn more :)
TNTSASF
com chat
went to com chat for first time tonight, all i got was pvt messages!!
But i have a question, can i answer back in pvt and if so how do i do it??
Thanks for any help!!
But i have a question, can i answer back in pvt and if so how do i do it??
Thanks for any help!!
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
Define fickle? Based on mutual dishonesty? Based on the member seeking some advantage to obtain a cheaper or better sexual show? Based on the host seeking some advantage to obtain a more expensive and longer video?
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
i take offence to that...sure i abuse it..but im no idiot...oh wait..i am...carry on :)
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
Should be SOME friendships on cc are so fickle.. not all by a long chalk.
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
fickle as in...
friendships between hosts and viewers (in that order) are only valued by hosts as long as those viewers spend time with them in videos?
i've been told by a host who i consider to be a good friend that she respects me and really values the friendship we have and even though i do not chat with her in video as much as i used to she says that regardless she will keep in touch and keep contact because she values what we have.
yet, i rarely here from her, she never writes me back in cc mail but if viewers leave her messages she replies to them asap... that's the definition of fickle
friendships between hosts and viewers (in that order) are only valued by hosts as long as those viewers spend time with them in videos?
i've been told by a host who i consider to be a good friend that she respects me and really values the friendship we have and even though i do not chat with her in video as much as i used to she says that regardless she will keep in touch and keep contact because she values what we have.
yet, i rarely here from her, she never writes me back in cc mail but if viewers leave her messages she replies to them asap... that's the definition of fickle
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
i get what you mean about friendships developing outside of cc etc
my friendship with this host is similar we chatted on occasion outside of cc and we bonded a bit through that, i spoke to her outside before i came to a decision not to come into cc video as often as i used to and funny thing is she said that even though i arrived at such a decision she would like to keep in contact with me because she wants us to remain friends etc.
you're right about my over generalisation, i did not mean to insinuate that all friendships on cc are so fickle, i merely wanted to toss the opinion out to the forums that friendships developed from cc (and perhaps even those that continue to develop outside of cc) can be fickle
thanks for your opinion
my friendship with this host is similar we chatted on occasion outside of cc and we bonded a bit through that, i spoke to her outside before i came to a decision not to come into cc video as often as i used to and funny thing is she said that even though i arrived at such a decision she would like to keep in contact with me because she wants us to remain friends etc.
you're right about my over generalisation, i did not mean to insinuate that all friendships on cc are so fickle, i merely wanted to toss the opinion out to the forums that friendships developed from cc (and perhaps even those that continue to develop outside of cc) can be fickle
thanks for your opinion
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
all my friendhsips with the hosts here are real and deep and will stand the test of time. At least until my Mum finds out.
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
YES......it seems a host can have friendships with as many members as she wants........but as a member----you are only allowed the one friendship or she gets upset.
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
I been here on CC for 3 years - I wondered why i have been here so long.
Thought is was friendship - but when you smell the coffee and read the credit card bill - you realise a friend does not charge you to see her strip. Just about illusions.
Its time to quit when you think you have friends here
I reckon CC is just like a gambling addiction - preys on the vulnerable, deceptive and you are always gonna lose in the end
Thought is was friendship - but when you smell the coffee and read the credit card bill - you realise a friend does not charge you to see her strip. Just about illusions.
Its time to quit when you think you have friends here
I reckon CC is just like a gambling addiction - preys on the vulnerable, deceptive and you are always gonna lose in the end
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
haha yeah it is an addiction know this and i know im addicted but i know i can live without it ;)
funny thing is it was this realisation and my want of quitting cc that prompted the communication between me and this host and her stating that she would still like to keep in contact away from cc *shrug*
to other posters, no it doesn't surprise me ;) im just saying that's how it is and wondering about other people's views :)
guess it's time for me to really break free from this place...
funny thing is it was this realisation and my want of quitting cc that prompted the communication between me and this host and her stating that she would still like to keep in contact away from cc *shrug*
to other posters, no it doesn't surprise me ;) im just saying that's how it is and wondering about other people's views :)
guess it's time for me to really break free from this place...
RE: friendships on cc are so fickle...
I bet people with gambleing problems think the dealer, the pit boss, the waitress, the cashier is their friend too.
Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
I think "yourdreame" is offering more than vid here on cc.Does anyone know a thing about this? let me know.She looks stunning to me.I want to meet her but she didnt say yes till now!!! Any tips??;)
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
you should make this post in the viewers forum not general forum
and what is it you think she is offering more then vids?
and what is it you think she is offering more then vids?
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
Meeting me would be enough.I'm in love with her I think.She does not know it yet.I don't wanna get her scared...I think i gotta take it slow,and I need some advices too.
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
dont let him/her get to you! there are some sick ones around here for sure, but dont let him scare you! otherwise he wins
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
what kind of business man are you?
Everything has a price and all you have to do is ask and find out what the price is...hehehehe! does she offer A levels and CIM ?
Everything has a price and all you have to do is ask and find out what the price is...hehehehe! does she offer A levels and CIM ?
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
Offers to let you Cum In her Mouth. A levels are an exam in the UK taken at school (Advanced Level). An escort who has "passed" her A levels offers Anal sex.
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
Let me guess. Do you have to send any money to close this deal? Of course you have to travel half way around the world for a taste of honey...right? Of course it is cash on the barrelhead upon arrival? Send me half the money. I will kick you in the balls. Then you will have the same experience and save 50%. Deal?
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
If I live close to you do I get a discount? What about repeat flyer/kicking miles? If I was planning to throw away ALOT of money on her would you wear cleated shoes?
RE: Did anyone meet YOURDREAME?
I know yourdreame for a long time now,she used to have some other names in here also,It's fun to videochat with her.She is one of my favorites...tony
question to host
do you like the screennames members use and wich are the screennames u liked most.its no question about if u like the person, simply about screennames
RE: question to host
Nadeen, Haven't seen that name, but I must admit it's a good one!! lol! A runner up in the same spirit might be I'mNotYourFriend. I think it's a reasonably sure bet that neither one will be among those curious souls who solicit advice here because they have fallen in love with a host and are planning to get married!!
RE: question to host
That's okay Nadeen :)
You're not being too talkative you're just being a woman :P
You're not being too talkative you're just being a woman :P
Well I never
The following are all replies that Britishwomen have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was Fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was Being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the Party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was Conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenuewhere I had unprotected sex with a man I Met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If You do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had It replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications For the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies Look The same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, Can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the MagicKingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I Remember For sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the Party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was Fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was Being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the Party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was Conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenuewhere I had unprotected sex with a man I Met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If You do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had It replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications For the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies Look The same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, Can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the MagicKingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I Remember For sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the Party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
RE: Well I never
lol They sound like the type of women even I might have a chance of sex with :D
RE: Well I never
INYF, I didn't realize you were the self-deprecating type! lol! I thought that was tisme's specialty.
This reminds me of the late Rodney---"I get no respect at all"---Dangerfield, who spoke of meeting a woman for a one night stand. Just as they are ready to get down to business, she expresses some reluctance, so he says, "What's the matter? Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" "No," she said, "I hate myself now!" lol!
This reminds me of the late Rodney---"I get no respect at all"---Dangerfield, who spoke of meeting a woman for a one night stand. Just as they are ready to get down to business, she expresses some reluctance, so he says, "What's the matter? Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" "No," she said, "I hate myself now!" lol!
RE: Well I never
Glad you like it. I loved Rodney. His rapid-fire one liners, largely built around his "I-get-no-respect-at-all" theme, were priceless. The first joke I heard him tell was: "I got into a cab the other night and asked the guy to take me where I could get a little action---and he took me to MY house!!"
My bestest favorite in the whole world
Just had a vid with a beautiful host; she was so sexy and robotic. I felt like she was a busty fembot. Sexy robot women rock.
Domo Arigato.
Domo Arigato.
the only case u being not a gay is
if a TS had a full surgery and you had sex with it and you didnt know it was born a guy! Then you wont be gay! (the only way that i can think of)
or bi! ... gay, bi same shit! if u a gay or bi guy then any1 who hates gays will also hate you :)..... stop thinking about TS anyway! it's not healthy thinking (LOl)
or bi! ... gay, bi same shit! if u a gay or bi guy then any1 who hates gays will also hate you :)..... stop thinking about TS anyway! it's not healthy thinking (LOl)
RE: the only case u being not a gay is
Hmmm, So, Mythbuster, you're saying if the party KNOWS the TS was a guy before, he is gay, but if he does not, he is not? Curious. So, his being homosexual is a function of his knowledge of the other and not something found in himself?
calculations
I rent flat and work for myself 3 month(i was in studio before) my calculations girls( i pay 450$ for rent,120$ for internet, and about 25 for light and so on to owner of apprtmnet)
I have same in my wallet when was in studio:( what about you, girls?
I have same in my wallet when was in studio:( what about you, girls?
RE: calculations
yes:( i worl nights and sleep half day. i work 30 hours aweek when was in studio. i would like to back to studio..but they closed themseves:(
RE: calculations
what privacy? when i was in studio-nobody knows what i do and what categs i use.
RE: calculations
stay at home. privacy is priceless.
you have only been working there you said for 3 months and it has been slow. give it some time, enjoy being home and i am sure money will come to you! :D
you have only been working there you said for 3 months and it has been slow. give it some time, enjoy being home and i am sure money will come to you! :D
RE: calculations
i rent room with 2 other girls from studio.i earn a little..but they are good workers..so they pay for me(but dont tell it to them pleaze!:)
RE: calculations
What are you doing between vids? Are you advertising? Many studio bosses spend hours and hours at the computer making advertisements all over the world. Sometimes the boss makes more profit from ads than from his girls. I know one boss who makes so much profit from referrals that the only reason he keeps the studio open is so the girls can have jobs.
Question to Hosts
Why can a Host know many members........and this is OK..... but if a member knows many Host's .......... he is an asshole?
RE: Question to Hosts
how big is a piece of string?how many balls of wool does it take to get to the moon?what weighs more a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead?now another addition to the ranks of the worlds great mysteries
RE: Question to Hosts
none of them are a mystery scoop.the mystery is why anyone asks,cares or even thinks of these questions.you are only a 40 watter are you dude.
RE: Question to Hosts
I see the sense of humour bypass operation went well seldom.They ask the third question to see if you have the intelligence to realise that they weigh the same. Even a 40 watter can work that out.
As you included this question in your list of silly questions you obviously didn't realise this and I would therefore surmise you aren't even a 40 watter.
As you included this question in your list of silly questions you obviously didn't realise this and I would therefore surmise you aren't even a 40 watter.
RE: Question to Hosts
wow scoop.do your investigative skills have no limit.guess you did your graduating thesis on the"bleeding obvious".i think it's your sense of humor,or lack of,that is on show.my original point remains,the question posed in the OP is a silly pointless question
RE: Question to Hosts
Talking of silly and pointless, I think I can hear your mom calling you in from play. "Answer" you are no better too. Now kiss and make up and go back to your wanking.
RE: Question to Hosts
lol That's the best suggestion I have heard here Weary. (K) seldom. Now to find a sexy host to wank over :)
RE: Question to Hosts
I must admit seldom I got you wrong..From your replies I can see that you must be a right bundle of laughs on a night out. I gave a light hearted reply to your post and you take a stroppy fit like a small child. Do you think your original reply was any less pointless than the OP's question ? How's this for the bleeding obvious ? It wasn't. It was even less pointless.
RE: Question to Hosts
Answer this question instead: why is it that when a man sleeps with many women he is a stud, but if a woman sleeps with many men she is a slut?
RE: Question to Hosts
Presumably because of deeply engrained natural instincts, demonstrating Darwinian theories of species development. The male's behaviour is applauded because it demonstrates potency and the assumption of fecundity. The woman's behaviour is criticised because it is contrary to desired traits of nest-building, child-rearing and fidelity.
RE: Question to Hosts
from the perspective of evolutionary advantage alone, not sure how a woman's fidelity would be a positive.
RE: Question to Hosts
i would not think she is a slut, maybe a laundress? So many sheets to wash for her.
RE: Question to Hosts
if a member goes to many hosts then he/she divides their money between them rather then giving one host 1000 euro's they may only give that host 100 euro's.
the majority of hosts are here 1st to make cash, 2nd to make new friends. so yes they are going to be pissed if a member goes to other hosts.
of course not all hosts are like this, some do not care how many people you go see.
the majority of hosts are here 1st to make cash, 2nd to make new friends. so yes they are going to be pissed if a member goes to other hosts.
of course not all hosts are like this, some do not care how many people you go see.
about studs and sluts
not 100% sure but i think the reason is:
Men suppose to be the ones who are aggressive, violent, strong and the ones to first cheat.. women suppose to be Kind, forgiving, more sensitive and the ones who are loyal to there man! So people expect more for a men to cheat rather then women... so apparently if you sleep with a lot of men! then the fact that your caring, forgiving and loyal may not apply to you! because you not looking for a right man, you hang out, party and have sex with men!
im not saying i agree on this im just stating my opinion and its definitly not a fact!
But anyway i think most people when they say: slut!
maybe they mean that your not a homely girl, your a girl that parties and sleep with many strangers... and some people find that horny, some find it disgusting...
Maybe next topic will be about few stages or levels of sluts (LOL) hehehe!
O and another thing! incase you dont understand, the reason people dont like that is because we all want someone clean :)
or another way to explain all this is: what is a definition of a man, whats the definition of a lady! and then after that think why studs are called studs and sluts called sluts....
Men suppose to be the ones who are aggressive, violent, strong and the ones to first cheat.. women suppose to be Kind, forgiving, more sensitive and the ones who are loyal to there man! So people expect more for a men to cheat rather then women... so apparently if you sleep with a lot of men! then the fact that your caring, forgiving and loyal may not apply to you! because you not looking for a right man, you hang out, party and have sex with men!
im not saying i agree on this im just stating my opinion and its definitly not a fact!
But anyway i think most people when they say: slut!
maybe they mean that your not a homely girl, your a girl that parties and sleep with many strangers... and some people find that horny, some find it disgusting...
Maybe next topic will be about few stages or levels of sluts (LOL) hehehe!
O and another thing! incase you dont understand, the reason people dont like that is because we all want someone clean :)
or another way to explain all this is: what is a definition of a man, whats the definition of a lady! and then after that think why studs are called studs and sluts called sluts....
RE: Question to Hosts
I said to my man:Man, if they pay you and you make my cheques, go for it!!..He didn´t find anybody..LOL
RE: Question to Hosts
1.She gets upseat cose u wont spent the money with her,2.she's not quite sane,3.She thinks that a man would like her to be gelouse...
KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
I tried to see this host twice, KikiBabe, in one2one. twice she promised to get topless, and then stalls forever (over 10 mins) to where i said forget it and emailed cc about her.
when girls make a promise to you, and don't keep it, email cc. maybe they will learn to stop rippping us off!
when girls make a promise to you, and don't keep it, email cc. maybe they will learn to stop rippping us off!
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
you get no sympathy from me.what sort of pervert asks a friend of his or a member of his family to take her top off? LOL!!!!
...thought completed..
.....a second question is does a host in Friends & Family category expect her friends and family to pay to chat with her?!!! ("Dad, why don't you stop by later and chat with me for $0.99 per minutes.") Lol!!!
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
Good news and bad news. First the bad news. As the host was in non-adult and that category specifically excluded nudity she should not have promised nudity even in her one to one. Of course many do in violation of the rules. Consequently you have no redress with CC. I have been down this road. Non-adult is non-adult. If she did not deliver any adult action then she is covered and you are out. The good news is you learned a valuable lesson. The bad news for the host is you catch more flies with sugar. If hosts just did what they promised they would make a lot more than through scamming. And they all complain that members are leaving CC.
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
I especially like the fact you find what must be about the cheapest 121 in non adult and then moan that she doesn't strip within the first 10 minutes - and then you complain and then are foolish enough to try again hoping for a quick show
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
Rearrange these words into a well known phrase:" money...easily... a ...fool...parted....are...his...and."
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
why you asking non-adults for nudity? there is another section of cc called adult and there you can see naked beautiful woman!
some of you people are so strange. you go to non-adult, ask them to strip and then you get pissed of when they dont. haha good for the host!
some of you people are so strange. you go to non-adult, ask them to strip and then you get pissed of when they dont. haha good for the host!
RE: KikiBabe - to hummm
that's because most of them do. Why can't there be a "We are definately Non Adult" category? But back to the point, she shouldn't say she will if she won't
RE: KikiBabe - to hummm
true some of the hosts do, but if you go into vid with them and the end result is that they don't you have no right to bitch. the category is non-adult no matter what the girls will or will not do.
if your looking for something more then chat, go to adult. pretty simple.
if your looking for something more then chat, go to adult. pretty simple.
RE: KikiBabe - to hummm
I agree but after looking at her profile I reckon you might get the impression there is a little more on offer
RE: KikiBabe - to hummm
mom and dad should have taught you not to believe all you read and see :D
RE: KikiBabe - to hummm
they do because they move to that category because they've heard there are complete morons like the OP who will sit there begging for 10 minutes before they bare a nipple. that sounds better to me than being in one2one and having to shove a huge dildo immediately up my hole instantly in "instant action." don't blame the hosts...blame the idiots who set this precident...the moron viewers how beg in non-adult. i know hosts who never stripped and have tons of 30 minute or hour long beg sessions. damn good money for doing nothing if you ask me!
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
With many I don't *ask* for nudiry, but if their talk turns sexy it is a few steps to her offering it. When she offers it unasked, it on her.
For instance:
"Come to video."
"What will I see?"
"What you want?"
"You tell me."
"Underwear?"
"Only?"
"You want all?"
"If you like."
"OK"
"Then come, you'll get all you want in 1to1."
For instance:
"Come to video."
"What will I see?"
"What you want?"
"You tell me."
"Underwear?"
"Only?"
"You want all?"
"If you like."
"OK"
"Then come, you'll get all you want in 1to1."
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
hummm, You fail to understand the psychology of these guys. They ask for nudity in non-adult precisely because they CAN'T have it. The game is about 'getting over.' (But as Jiverman said, many girls DO get naked; there's a certain psychology at work here too, on the order of "I'm not like these other girls.")
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
your are wrong because i do understand the reason behind it. i asked why they do this because if the choose to do this and the bitch like a little child because they get refused they deserve what ever they get!
it is foolish on their parts, but i do understand it makes the little children feel like a "real man" if the get to see a nipple in non-adult. i am also sure all these little children get together after one of these amazing moments and smack each other on their ass's. :D
it is foolish on their parts, but i do understand it makes the little children feel like a "real man" if the get to see a nipple in non-adult. i am also sure all these little children get together after one of these amazing moments and smack each other on their ass's. :D
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
hmmm, Okay, then I misinterpreted your opening question: "why you asking non-adults for nudity?" I now understand it was a rhetorical question. My only point was that people often want what they can't have, no matter how many other legitimate options are available. (Which tree did Adam & Eve want to pick from?)
Your other point about them having no basis for complaint is true, but here too that won't stop some from doing so. Kinda reminds me of the idiot I read about in the newspaper. He called the police to report that someone had stolen his illegal drugs! lol!
Your other point about them having no basis for complaint is true, but here too that won't stop some from doing so. Kinda reminds me of the idiot I read about in the newspaper. He called the police to report that someone had stolen his illegal drugs! lol!
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
i just hope cc emails you back telling you that you're an idiot! what don't you get about non-adult?
RE: KikiBabe - the new rip off artist
Twice?? Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. You got what you deserved. Tell us how she did on your 3rd and 4th visits.
RE: spring
it's autumn here but still unseasonally hot.guess it's all that left over heat from that lovin' i ain't getting.
RE: spring
Thank you for your posting, because it led me to look at your pictures and see the most beautiful pair of eyes I have witnessed:-)
RE: spring
feels like May here. had almost no snow this year. weather is strange for sure. maybe we are going to have a very hot summer!
RE: spring
That's because you only have listened to neo-classical, keynesian or other vulgar economists. Turn to Marxists, my son!
Borat:)
have you seen this film? what do u think? I was born in country where Borat was from..mostly not true:)
RE: Borat:)
I have not seen the film yet Reenata but think I will probably find it slightly amusing rather than hilariously funny.
Do you mean there are somethings that Borat says about your country which are true ? :P
At one point Kazakhstan's government were even talking about suing Sacha Baron Cohen for his portrayal of their country.
I would like to know if you found the film funny Reenata ?
Do you mean there are somethings that Borat says about your country which are true ? :P
At one point Kazakhstan's government were even talking about suing Sacha Baron Cohen for his portrayal of their country.
I would like to know if you found the film funny Reenata ?
RE: Borat, one of the most disgusting movies ever!
Naranya the guy who plays Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) is actually Jewish himself.
I'm not sure if that changes your opinion but thought I would just let you know :)
I'm not sure if that changes your opinion but thought I would just let you know :)
RE: Borat, one of the most disgusting movies ever!
then if people don't know he is jewish part of the humor misses the mark
RE: Borat, one of the most disgusting movies ever!
Aren't you stating the bleeding obvious ?
Although in your case all humour misses the mark.
Although in your case all humour misses the mark.
RE: Borat, one of the most disgusting movies ever!
I feal sad noww. Mei not liek 2 feal sad :(
RE: Borat:)
I thought I heard a while back that Borat would be banned in Russia. Just wondering if it was true.
RE: Borat:)
What?!? Surely you're not saying that Hollywood would put false things in a movie to help it make more money? I'm soooo disillusioned now. <pout>
RE: Borat:)
No comedy film is "mostly true." It take a little bit of truth and then bends it to get laughs. I'm sure MANY villages in KZ look a lot like the village in Borat.
You think the things in the film about Anerica were true. No, it's comedy with a grain of truth.
You think the things in the film about Anerica were true. No, it's comedy with a grain of truth.
RE: Borat:)
stupid sees what stupid does--thats what i think about this movie,, it sucks,, need to make more romantic comedy movies
Stupid movie?
The stupid form of the movie had as goal to show what is stupid in the American's World. Many Americans (im not saying all) think that people in central asia are kinda like Borat! By doing that, many believed in the caracter of Borat. And who is stupid? Borat or a rodeo guys saying that they are trying to kill homosexuals? Or a firearms seller answering to the question : What is the best gun for killing a Jew?
Most people who think that the movie is stupid is because they are blindly for USA (even for bad things) OR think as american's stereotypes. I'm scared about it.
Open your minds guys and girls, and see that movie as a critic of our society that used a kind of humour.
Peace to all :)
Most people who think that the movie is stupid is because they are blindly for USA (even for bad things) OR think as american's stereotypes. I'm scared about it.
Open your minds guys and girls, and see that movie as a critic of our society that used a kind of humour.
Peace to all :)
RE: Stupid movie?
first time when i watched that movie i was thinking about other people watching this movie and not understand it and think it's stupid!... i want to laugh at those people! I love this film! yea it has some stupid stuff in it! But the guy clearly takes the piss out of the people with sad humour!
I bet he even thought that so many people will complain about jewish jokes not even knowing hes jewish :)) ITS FUNNY!!!! RESPECT BORAT! -hate the gay scene though...
Anyway who ever thinks this move is sad is sad in my book!
Peace
I bet he even thought that so many people will complain about jewish jokes not even knowing hes jewish :)) ITS FUNNY!!!! RESPECT BORAT! -hate the gay scene though...
Anyway who ever thinks this move is sad is sad in my book!
Peace
For Sale
Hi I had a lovely charming girl staying at my house last week and when she left I discovered a few items that I thought she had left behind but she assures me they are not hers.
I have tried them and none of them are siutable for me so before I sell them on e-bay I thought I would see if anyone here wants them.
There are 5 items :-
1. A pair of ladies boots.
2. A pair of ladies heels
3. Sneaker (Unfortunately only one and a little bit smelly)
4. A small dildo with little hairy balls that was no good for me due to it's size but it does smell very nice (To some people, however, it may seem big).
Oh sorry 4 items not 5. Honestly there was no chocolate :)
But in a way I am glad that charming girl has gone home. I couldn't move in my house for the amount of shoes she had. She must spend a fortune on them :P
I have tried them and none of them are siutable for me so before I sell them on e-bay I thought I would see if anyone here wants them.
There are 5 items :-
1. A pair of ladies boots.
2. A pair of ladies heels
3. Sneaker (Unfortunately only one and a little bit smelly)
4. A small dildo with little hairy balls that was no good for me due to it's size but it does smell very nice (To some people, however, it may seem big).
Oh sorry 4 items not 5. Honestly there was no chocolate :)
But in a way I am glad that charming girl has gone home. I couldn't move in my house for the amount of shoes she had. She must spend a fortune on them :P
RE: For Sale
Sorry I didn't manage to work out from your reply which of the items it is that you are interested in hm :)
RE: For Sale
Before I go any further can I ask.
1. Are you female ?
2. Are you in the dungeon ?
1. Are you female ?
2. Are you in the dungeon ?
RE: For Sale
No the Dungeon is a scary place so stay where you are (unless you're in non adult in which case move NOW !!!!!!!!!) :)
I only go to the dungeon when there is a certain somebody in there to look after me and hold my hand :P
I only go to the dungeon when there is a certain somebody in there to look after me and hold my hand :P
RE: For Sale
INYF i think hm wants that other item you have for sale,the policeman's whistle :--))
RE: For Sale
Well now that I know hm is a woman she may be in luck tisme :P
Then again maybe luck is the wrong word lol
Then again maybe luck is the wrong word lol
RE: For Sale
What am I ?
If you are talking about in a Dungeony sort of way then I am not really anything as the Dungeon is not really my thing but I would suppose being a master would appeal to me more than being a slave but I don't think I would be very good at it.
If you are talking about real life then I am many things but mainly :-
1. A loser
2. A perverted wanker
3. A man who sees women only as sexual objects.
4. An ignorant bastard
Two more questions
1. Are we flirting ?
and as I have no experience of real women if the answer to 1. is yes then
2. How am I doing ?
If you are talking about in a Dungeony sort of way then I am not really anything as the Dungeon is not really my thing but I would suppose being a master would appeal to me more than being a slave but I don't think I would be very good at it.
If you are talking about real life then I am many things but mainly :-
1. A loser
2. A perverted wanker
3. A man who sees women only as sexual objects.
4. An ignorant bastard
Two more questions
1. Are we flirting ?
and as I have no experience of real women if the answer to 1. is yes then
2. How am I doing ?
RE: For Sale
I'm getting better. It took 5 posts before you realised that :P
Normally it only takes 1 or 2 :D
Normally it only takes 1 or 2 :D
RE: For Sale
I don't want any chances from you Friend.you wont let me wear your short,slutty skirts with my new boots.
RE: For Sale
Unfortunately all my skirts are very very short. (Hey if you've got good legs flaunt them I say) and a bit slutty. I like them too much to part with any of them :D
Sneaker now gone
Sneaker has been swapped with a lovely girl in comm chat for some delicious chocolate (I was unsure if she wished to remain anonymous or not) :P
RE: Sneaker now gone
It was smelly to me Nadeen. I find perfume smelly. I find soap smelly. I find shampoo smelly.
That's why most normal people find me smelly :D
That's why most normal people find me smelly :D
RE: Sneaker now gone
I was going to share the chocolate with you but thought that you would prefer to go without the chocolate rather than have the chocolate and be bored :P
RE: For Sale
friend it was you my sister was shacked up with?she said the guy had a chocolate,boot,whistle fetish
RE: For Sale
all i got to say,, why arn't tou two in commnuity chat room discussing this or better call each other on the phone.--F.....GET A LIFE