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I only have 15 as my favorite hosts, but they all are 4.5 or 5 stars hosts. I have no 2.5 or 3.5 star hosts in my list.... It means I know what's good! Yesssssssssssssss!

the 30 year old girls that say they are 19? LOL

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The Rostov summer is already came. Thermometers show 35C and this is just beginning..
Sleepy from heat Rostovites trying to hide somewhere in offices, in cars or in cafe..

Sellers of kvass in Rostov streets become especially popular..
Such popular, that they trying to make better money using sleepy mind of people.
Funny to see when enterprising granma trying to sell 1,5 litres of a kvass for100 rubles (the maximum price to which is 30 roubles for litre), motivating the cost in cost of plastic dishes which she gives ‘for free’.
And rostovites buying. Because kvass and rostovites is something inseparable. Especially when on the thermometer +35.

Visitors which coming to Rostov even more feel summer here
For example, if you fly here from cool NYC..
After 17C which u had in your city, plane landing… and you getting..
No not to Morocco.. or to Emirates..
Though feelings the same
Native for everyone Father-Rostov holds you with hot summer arms and brings you to hot and sleepy southern air.
Ideas about work disappear.. And you have another ideas.. More interesting…
What if go to Left Bank of River Don, feel covered under the nice trees inside cool restaurants..
In Morocco, for example, considering day time temperature and inability of a brain to concentrate, time from 12 till 3 pm managed as hours of a siesta.
If we had siesta it would be possible to come to LevBerDon.. have glass of cold juice.. take hour or so by resting in the cool fresh air…

However nobody cancelled the work law, and we have to take weather like it is.
Nobody can forbid me to have fun just looking at the people.
I came today to small shop near my office, to buy something for lunch
The saleswoman looked at me with sleepy eyes, like telling how I, impudent girl could disturb her in such hot day
I order grape juice, fruit yoghurt and coffee without caffeine.
She gives me orange juice, black instant coffee and chocolate.
I smile to a saleswoman.. And return all this back, explaining, what exactly does not match..
After half an hour! I receive all I desired...
I Smile …
the Heat!

i think new ratings are gonna make most hosts mad and full of themselfs now... i Already saw an act between the 2 ladies in comchat where one says: o look! i got a vid now! and you don't!

And right now what are the chances that hosts with stars gonna talk down to another host with less stars... or a host with lots of stars putting down another host with less stars saying she ugly and stuff...

i'm just interested how many people will agree with me that this new rating thing is gonna make some hosts have some bad Egos... and also before every host is like on the same level (ok almost) and now completly not! and another point is: Everybody is talking about the ratings so it IS getting to the HEAD! (no not in sexual way head) (LOL) hehe!

Anyway oppinions waiting and welcome :)

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Hello everybody,
I just woke up with a strange feeling of deja-vu. Only that this time there was no one here to jump on.:( Yea.. i had a night full of sexy fantesies with nice looking men and a crazy blonde, apparently inlove with my clit. Uhhh... i had such a mood for..u know ......and an empty bed LOL I guess its first time i remember and miss (a lill) my ex...

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BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he deals with the situation.

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women....

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It won't take too long. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (more than once but less than 10)!

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757. If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born






You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how many times you want to do it each week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK

how come the regulars dont come back to community chat room as much as they use to, it has change a lot, its not as fun as it use to be when they are not there

Milan won:((((((((((((((

soooooo many chathost lie on this site !!

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BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'

The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????'


CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'


RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back,'You ARE on the other side.'


KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'


BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'

The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'

The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'


IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

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I wish I were young enough for you to agree to meet, because you seem to have a great mind and sense of humor and life. Hugs.

i'm sure there must be many people here who have travelled to Russia and St Petersburg in particular from ol'blightly (uk)
Is it possible to get a tourist visa on arrival? i'm guessing not, do I have to apply while still in uk and how long does this take? do i have to send off my passport, where did u get your travel visa from and how much did it cost in money? not blood sweat and tears (or sexual favours)
ahh thanking you

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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"

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Didn't Peter absorb his brother's ability to fly?
Why did Volume One have to end that way?