General Forum
RE: What place in our sexual life do smells play???
I could never go down on a girl with a smelly pussy.
RE: What place in our sexual life do smells play???
sorry Fantasy, but i just can't quite make out what you are saying? Are you saying, that you prefer a man with a strong odor, and that's what turns you on? Or, are you saying just the opposite?
RE: What place in our sexual life do smells play???
There r men that prefer the natural odour of pussy.
And some that prefer to smell the intimate shower gell or the pussy deo.
And some that prefer to smell the intimate shower gell or the pussy deo.
RE: What place in our sexual life do smells play???
Natural odour of pussy is OK. Is nothing better, and the taste. But.....................
I wish I was a lesbian
Nope, it's not a real wish, it's just a song :P if you want, you can have the videoclip ( well, it's an AMV, with images from Evangelion and some other anime.. )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1AFDwb7lBg
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1AFDwb7lBg
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
RE: I wish I was a lesbian
Psy I was just curious if you watch that show on Showtime or another cable channel.....The L Word? No, I'm not being factious just curious? And if so, how do you like/dislike the show?
RE: I wish I was a lesbian
Don't know it, never heard of.. what is it about ?
( the only channels I have are french ones :) )
( the only channels I have are french ones :) )
Cuckoo Clock
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
RE: would you rather......
i would rather marry the lady i am in love with.....the personality i fell for...if she makes me smile laugh and feel special i dont care how she looks or if she wishes to go out or stay in..its her choice
RE: would you rather......
You mean if someone had a gun to my head and demanded I marry one or the other or else die?
The beautiful one.
But only on the condition that I be able to divorce her as soon as I grow tired of her.
If I had to stay with her until death, I'd rather take that bullet.
The beautiful one.
But only on the condition that I be able to divorce her as soon as I grow tired of her.
If I had to stay with her until death, I'd rather take that bullet.
RE: would you rather......
I just want to marry you, Nadia. I am captivated by all your posts :-)
Comchat
Why does the one guy (no need to mention the name we all know who it is)no-one likes always start trying to create arguments with everyone.I for one am highly dissapointed every time he enters and the mood of the room sinks to a deep depression,this is meant to be a site for fun and fantasy,instead we have him hearing little voices in his head and his need to express things that no one else wants or needs to know,where he gets this info is beyond me.There is an old saying "if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all",try it and you may see more people enjoying themselves here,just my opinion
RE: Comchat
it seems " beauty " is a protected species around here .on the bright side he doesnt have as much acess to a pc as before . just iggy the twit like everyone elce does
RE: Comchat
There are a few reasons why that one person does what he does.
1> he's very bored with his sexlife
2> she's very bored with him and he's quite frustrated.
3> he's off his medicine, he's confused, and has no one else
to lash out at.
4> he's a very small person, with no one else to hear him rant and rave.
5> he calls attention to himself because he's a very hurtful, spiteful
little boy who can't deal with how poor off his life is.
the list goes on and on and on. lets hope that enough people get
sick and tired of that old drama queen and lets CC know how abusive
and caustic his little tirades are.
1> he's very bored with his sexlife
2> she's very bored with him and he's quite frustrated.
3> he's off his medicine, he's confused, and has no one else
to lash out at.
4> he's a very small person, with no one else to hear him rant and rave.
5> he calls attention to himself because he's a very hurtful, spiteful
little boy who can't deal with how poor off his life is.
the list goes on and on and on. lets hope that enough people get
sick and tired of that old drama queen and lets CC know how abusive
and caustic his little tirades are.
RE: Comchat
yes anne and we all know why these girls love him now don't we? i mean it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out...lol...gosh anne, i suppose if you were to financially support anyone, internet or otherwise, sure, they'll tell you they love you, a matter of fact, they'll tell you anything you want to hear :D! it's all a matter of how muc$..........always has been, always will be......... :I
RE: Comchat
This is the most Pathetic thread I've read in 3 years
I happen to know Anne supports herself financially , So all of you put brain in gear before opening big mouth..
I happen to know Anne supports herself financially , So all of you put brain in gear before opening big mouth..
RE: Comchat
gosh anne, no need to get emotional about it now lol........i said absolutely nothing about him supporting you financially. I made a somewhat vague reference to "the so called girls." without actually saying "so called girls." And I am absolutely sure that you know what I'm talking about.....I know you're trying to bend or change the thread to your own liking, and your own interpretation, and that much is certainly expected of you......There are many here who don't know of your previous relationship to the "person in question"..........and you know what anne, come to think of it, no one really cares to hear all about that stuff anyway..........No personal accusations have been made against you anne, lets set that straight for the record.......Whatever happened "pre-cc" is between you and "that person," and should remain as such. but you're right, enough has been said! personally i can't believe ive wasted this much of my own personal time on such rubbish.....lol!........But next time anne you make such a statement as your previous one, please try not to take someone else's post out of context............Please?!
RE: Comchat
after coming in this room for 2 nights now i see-who is the king around here and i have notice who doesnt like some men talking to some women and i have also notice this fellow imshy and girl name litledevil seems to stir a lot of things up against this fellow warchant-well im still new and trying to figure this crazy room out and i have to admit it right now i am enjoying it
RE: Comchat
" you have no rights to judge anyone here" so anne...why does he judge everyone else..he has the right to do that???And to australia...im not stiring anything....ur not there when all r having fun and he has another of his outburts,,,,i have no idea what his problem with me is..and i dont care...he can say what he wants to me as long as he does it in pvt and doesnt ruin the mood of chat for everyone else..thats what annoys me
RE: Comchat
please remember that is doesn't matter at all, not one single bit how bad this person gets in the comchat. anne will always support him no matter what he does. there is a connection between these two that goes way back, and i mean way back. he can do no wrong in her eyes and thats just how it is. the only thing that i agree with anne on, since things aren't going to change, is that you'll just have to use the iggy button. end of story.
RE: Comchat
they are talking about me and i have legtimate reasons for what happened
as for who likes me, i don't care about the miserable boys in blue
i don't go there to talk to you
disruntled, hey alot of us dont' like what you childeren have made of the room
am i protected
odd since cc tells me i am the most attacked member in their help
messages
too bad for you
as for who likes me, i don't care about the miserable boys in blue
i don't go there to talk to you
disruntled, hey alot of us dont' like what you childeren have made of the room
am i protected
odd since cc tells me i am the most attacked member in their help
messages
too bad for you
RE: Comchat
If you dont like it there? Why do you go there?
Oh, and please name the rest of "us" who do not like what has been made of the room.
Oh, and please name the rest of "us" who do not like what has been made of the room.
RE: Comchat is for everybody, for live ppl, not for anonimuses...
me not scared either abouTIT who ever your real name is--my member chat name is austraila, and real name is kevin---i wish you all people here grow up and have fun and get off this story--maybe this is why i dont come in this room much--have to listen who takes care of who in here--they are more than 5 or 6 members in here paying for good time and you need to remember that--and dont worried i wont take you in pvt.
RE: Comchat
btw shy
be better if you didn't run into chat to brag about how brave you are
doesn't work well
be better if you didn't run into chat to brag about how brave you are
doesn't work well
RE: Comchat
Er...enlighten me...when did i brag about how brave i am???
If u say smth to me i am goin to reply..u know that..lets make a deal..u leave me alone i will leave u alone and cara has nuthing to do with this...i still dont know what ur problem is with me war...lets just leave it at that and keep it nice for everyone ok
If u say smth to me i am goin to reply..u know that..lets make a deal..u leave me alone i will leave u alone and cara has nuthing to do with this...i still dont know what ur problem is with me war...lets just leave it at that and keep it nice for everyone ok
ACTUALLY
i been sitting quiet for long time usually in privates, but most of you people are aggressive! And most dont give any1 a chance! your like savages in that chat, 1 person says something and then you have like 3 dogs on someones tail and rarely someone on the victim's side! (victim because 3 people verbally attack him-doesnt matter what he did) ok sometimes it's right but today no!
Give people chances let them express themselfs! Srop being judgemental!
Anyway this is some jealouse persons thread!
even if the person chats shit, dont lose your temper and be normal! if i'm his place, i would be a jerk if your a jerk to me! But the real jerk will never admit he is a jerk and thats why this topic has no point of being here! (maybe appart from my post)
Give people chances let them express themselfs! Srop being judgemental!
Anyway this is some jealouse persons thread!
even if the person chats shit, dont lose your temper and be normal! if i'm his place, i would be a jerk if your a jerk to me! But the real jerk will never admit he is a jerk and thats why this topic has no point of being here! (maybe appart from my post)
RE: ACTUALLY
thats why they were once dubbed the "wolfpacks." chat names change, but the extremity of their rudeness continues even as others take the place of the original packs. the pack leader always remains the same, and has the virtual support of his cc inner circle. yea yea, people are gonna say, so what, big shit and so on, so forth. try to remember these kind of people simply don't give a damn. lets just say it goes with the territory of the type of site this is.
RE: Comchat
shy, the individual you reference has some serious issues going on, that not even he is aware of. I'm sure you've heard of psycho-pathology, well, thats whats going on in there. Character disorders are just not aware of their behavior toward others, so they think they are always justified, and always in the right. believe me, no arguement with them no matter how strong, no matter how decisive will make any difference. seems like this has been going on in the comchat now for the last 3 years or longer. i often wonder what makes people think there is going to be any change in there at all?lol! just be glad there is an ignore button; can you imagine the comchat without that little device? lol!
RE: Comchat
As my post got whiped off the board, *thx CC censorship* just wanted to make a deal with war...... Never speak with me again, and likewise......
RE: Comchat
what shy you don't remmeber running bac k into chat and annoucing you started this thread dogruntled member
and as to me supporting any of the girls financially, ny you people are getting more creative with your lies......can't wait for the next one
and as to me supporting any of the girls financially, ny you people are getting more creative with your lies......can't wait for the next one
RE: Comchat
and who is the fool that dragged B1 into this, what the hell does he have to do with thisor you just looking for more cheap shots
RE: Comchat
and as for cara btw..back when that crew accused me 4 times in 10 days of doing thing i hadn't done......she was the only one with the INTEGRITY to actually apologize, so she should be left out of this stupidity too
RE: Comchat
woohoo!!!!!!!!!!! a big long thread like this and i didn't get mentioned.YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
RE: Comchat
hmmm, they delete my treatise on the correlation of the unpaired spin density of the tau lepton to the average bust size of the last two decades of Playboy playmates, yet they allow this post through?? ... if there's any decency in the world, this thread should go ...
RE: Comchat
Am I missing somethng here? Whenever I have been in commchat, well most times, it always seems friendly enough. Apart, that is, from too many pvt messages at time. Maybe it is the hours I keep, but I can honetly say, I have had nothing but friendly responses from all people in commchat. I see that names have been named, and from all of these 'Names' I have only had polite chat. Maybe I am mising something. My outlook on life is - 'Life is too short to take too seriously for too long.' We are (almost) all here for the same reason, and that is to have fun and find relief. Why can't we keep it that way?
RE: Comchat
Whoops, post should not have been to enigma. Wrong button, but shows where most of my posts go. :D:D:D
CC
CC (Corporate Censors) strike again to prevent freedom of speech, if it reflects poorly on them. So much for their vaunted 'No Censorship' policy.
I wrote a long post earlier today, it has not shown. I wonder if this one will??
If not, I will broadcast in commchat.
I wrote a long post earlier today, it has not shown. I wonder if this one will??
If not, I will broadcast in commchat.
RE: CC
If I had a dime for every message of mine that did not make I would have enough to buy an airline ticket to Russia.....this is not a free forum...it is a business...they can do what they damn well please.
RE: CC
ok if I wear the ones you left here last night? They have that hole in the ass where I bummed you but that's ok because I can shove a carrot in there.
RE: CC
U seem to forget that "Freedom of Speech" only applies in the USA and not the world. Oh, and it doesn't apply to private business anyway.
RE: CC
Freedom of speech is actually "guaranteed" not only to Americans under the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, but to everyone, everywhere under the U.N.'s Universal Declaration of Human Rights too.
Like, theoretically anyway.
Being the private business that it is, I'm actually suprised CC lets a lot of the shit I read here get posted here in the first place.
Like, theoretically anyway.
Being the private business that it is, I'm actually suprised CC lets a lot of the shit I read here get posted here in the first place.
RE: CC
And, what has the UN done for us lately? I've never read the UN charter, but the US Constitution doesn't mention it.
RE: CC
ahh now i understand your previous post wasn't sarcastic.how often are our constitutional rights abused by those in power.i'm sure if you stopped looking through your rose glasses you will see many instances of where our constitutional rights are abused especially since 9/11 all in the name of"national security"
RE: CC
"Freedom of speech only aplies in america"LMAAO!!! that was either very sarcastic or you are naive.cenorship is alive & well in good old us of a!
RE: CC
It's pretty ignorant of you to expect freedom of speech in a private place. Who do you think that you care anyone wants to hear it in the first place?
girls pimping for other girls
be aware of 'leekajan' in little shy as no intention of stripping herself which is ok in its self as she in little shy but when u find out she not strip she tells you go see her friend 'Br1llante' !!! now the girls have there own pimps to get you to waste your time and money twice. i thought it was against the rules for girls to tell u to go to other girls
RE: girls pimping for other girls
I wouldn't think it is against the rules but I could be wrong.
Now if Br1llante strips I do not really see what you are crying about.
Now if Br1llante strips I do not really see what you are crying about.
RE: girls pimping for other girls
it's no different from a member or a host posting here in the forum some suggestions as to who you should go see ... except it this case it cost you $'s to get the info ... but you said yourself that you spent money in her vid and she didn't strip yet that didn't bother you, therefore it's like paying someone to read their opinions in here ... that's be $0.99 please (I know, I'm cheap!).
RE: girls pimping for other girls
Not that cheap, Banana, I'd give the same advice for $0.45 :-)
RE: girls pimping for other girls
HEY I LIKE THAT IDEA, I don't do this but this person does,I don't call it pimping she is giving good service by directing you to a person who will do what you want. And now you don't have to hunt for someone who does what you want.
I think you should say thanks and good job leekajan
I think you should say thanks and good job leekajan
RE: against rules
I often recommend a friend of mine on here as shes very different from me (very submissive) and I am not. It makes sense.. although I do give that info in free chat.. so .. :-S
RE: against rules
you mean *gasp* that you are very dominant!! oh my, what tangled, mixed-up world have I stumbled into!
RE: against rules
lol not VERY but I can be.. have worked as a mistress.. have a dungeon I play in and everyhting ! lol this is a mixed up little place isnt it? lol
Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
anyone disagree...this girl is unbelievable..........not onlyhas she an amazing body,she is easy to talk to and genuinely friendly
Are there better bodies on here?
Are there better bodies on here?
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
Yes, there are.. she doesn't have such a great body.. I, for one, don't like her much..
There are plenty of other girls that look better :)
There are plenty of other girls that look better :)
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
yeah, reasonably hot body, reasonably decent looks, wouldn't say no to parking the banana boat in her shed that's for sure ... but the best?? hmmm, close but not 100% sure on that one. There are some damn exquisite little chickies on here who may not necessarily have the rack that this girl's got but they have the looks and the body to make them all-around hotties ... one example is sexyscorpion as noted above, but there are others. But since you are regular you have probably seen a reasonable assortment, so good call :)
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
I don't equate quantity with quality.....its more about symetry and eye candy. You must be one of those linear thinkers that see that a vitamin a day is good so you take the whole bottle :)
I would not say No but if I were married to her I would have these images of when she turned 50 and needed two wheelbarrels to go for a walk......................
I would not say No but if I were married to her I would have these images of when she turned 50 and needed two wheelbarrels to go for a walk......................
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
come anon we can help u ............whiteflower is a beautiful lady
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
Yeah, she's a great girl. But I think you're confusing "body" with "big boobies". :)
RE: Whiteflower.....the best body on cc
the comments are rude...she is a sweetheart and better than you will ever get ...these girls have feelings you know !!!
RE: coffee
About time we had such an interesting topic on this forum.
If I'm with the guys I prefer Nescafe but if I am with the girls I prefer Maxwell House.
If I am feeling horny I prefer a coffee made from the Arabica bean if I'm not I prefer coffee made from the Robusta bean.
If I am impotent I prefer a Latte if Im not I prefer a Cappuccino.
Unfortunately just recently I have been drinking a lot of Nescafe Cappuccino's made from the Arabica bean :(
If I'm with the guys I prefer Nescafe but if I am with the girls I prefer Maxwell House.
If I am feeling horny I prefer a coffee made from the Arabica bean if I'm not I prefer coffee made from the Robusta bean.
If I am impotent I prefer a Latte if Im not I prefer a Cappuccino.
Unfortunately just recently I have been drinking a lot of Nescafe Cappuccino's made from the Arabica bean :(
RE: coffee
Then A Banana, you're in danger..
I hate coffee, so I don't know which is the best. But I was told the coffee I'm making is good :)
I hate coffee, so I don't know which is the best. But I was told the coffee I'm making is good :)
RE: coffee
Well I have to admit that A Banana is my second favourite in terms of people from this site I would like to sleep with :P
RE: coffee
I just tried "latte menta".mmmmm yummyyyyyyy... it's milk and mint syroup :) try it... and let me know if you liked it ;))
Golf Lessons
A woman wants to spend more time with her husband so she decides to take golf lessons. Her first day, the pro tees up the ball for her and says "Ok Mrs smith hit the ball." Mrs Smith swings her club and the ball dribbles off the tee and comes to rest about 10 feet away from where she is standing. The golf pro tees her up again and states " try again Mrs Smith" She again swings and the ball falls off the tee and rolls about 3 feet. The pro then tells her "Mrs Smith, I want you to hold the golf club like you would your husband's penis". She does, and "Shwack" she hit the ball 300 yards straight down the fairway. The golf pro, astonished says "Great Mrs Smith now take the club out of your mouth and put it back in your hands".
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips
shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is
fixed.
TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes
back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on
floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to
hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it
bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows
man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with
free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is
fixed.
TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes
back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on
floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to
hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it
bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows
man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with
free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
RE: 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!
My apologies to you and your co-workers. It was my intention to cause you trouble, but I am glad you enjoyed it. Oh the by the way, I am the "conceited type" if you or any other girls in your studio is interested. lol :P
RE: 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!
oops, I meant to say, "it was not my intention"
Sorry about that typo. It's late here. lol
Sorry about that typo. It's late here. lol
RE: pleaseeeeeeeeee....
"Buttons"
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)
You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)
You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
RE: pleaseeeeeeeeee....
In general, if you want to find words/lyrics to a song, do this:
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in ARTIST SONG lyrics
Then you will usually find it... :)
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in ARTIST SONG lyrics
Then you will usually find it... :)
RE: difference
Each category is what the chathost makes it. I don't know why they bother with categories anymore.
RE: difference
you didnt try very hard.
"Click here to check out what you can expect in various Categories"
the URL is http://www.camcontacts.com/categories.html
"Click here to check out what you can expect in various Categories"
the URL is http://www.camcontacts.com/categories.html
RE: difference
You did not check very carefully. THat link does not include any information on Not shy, Instant Action, Dungeon or Fetish categories.
Advice
Please tell me the best way to break one's heart? I am looking to break my own for my own good, I find it so hard to do this though.
Any advice?
Any advice?
RE: Advice
Gold words! It too has comprehended me... and my friend. The word of honour, models with not the best ladyloves:-((( And it is completely not a pity to me of gifts and money which I have presented her. It is a pity to me this girl who sometime will bitterly regret about the ruined youth.
WELL DONE EUROPE ,,,,,GOLF win ..
what a wonderful 3 days
what a result.......more than just a win . was so good,,
well done all , and a wonderful venue - well done the irish..
always have fun when i visit there .
:-)
what a result.......more than just a win . was so good,,
well done all , and a wonderful venue - well done the irish..
always have fun when i visit there .
:-)
about the marriage category
Perhaps it is not that easy to become friends, meet and marry but i am sure some did. Especially if the girl's interest meet the guy's ones.
RE: about the marriage category
On the face of it.....it seems absurd. I mean I have to pay to court a girl. In the other categories I dont care if the girl is attracted to me or not.....this is not the real world.
But what sense does it make to court someone for marriage if she is only tolerating your time for money. How can you get an honest evaluation if she is actually interested in you or not?
But what sense does it make to court someone for marriage if she is only tolerating your time for money. How can you get an honest evaluation if she is actually interested in you or not?
RE: about the marriage category
absolutely. it funny to pay to have a friend? what a crazy idea.
RE: about the marriage category
In most categories its fantasies for the most.......As long as you realize that can be fun.
Perhaps we could have fantasy marriage......
Perhaps we could have fantasy marriage......
RE: about the marriage category: To RV
When was the last time you took a girl on a date that didn't cost you even a dime for something? Did you get free food? Free admission to a movie? Free dvd rental?
RE: about the marriage category: To RV
I admit thats a point......I do have hosts here that I consider friends and I have paid to take videos with them. It is somewhat similar to a date, paying for movie or a rental. But there you are paying for mutual enjoyment of each others company.......not for the time with the girl. It is a subtle, but important difference.
About the marriage category; here you are trying to see if there is mutual attraction and the possibility of a relationship. How can that be achieved if you think the girl is just tolerating your presence for the money? Wont the girl have to be pretend to be interested in the guy who is prepared to spend the most, not the person who she likes but cant spend as much time in video? How can you honestly determine mutual attraction in a situation like this?
About the marriage category; here you are trying to see if there is mutual attraction and the possibility of a relationship. How can that be achieved if you think the girl is just tolerating your presence for the money? Wont the girl have to be pretend to be interested in the guy who is prepared to spend the most, not the person who she likes but cant spend as much time in video? How can you honestly determine mutual attraction in a situation like this?
To RV & Thread s.
However a therapist or psychiatrist is a professional trained and not a friend with clear boundaries. There is a clear object in mind and the relationship is explicit. They may be friendly but NOT friends.
True we often do pay on dates (good point), but again the context is very different, and context is everything. You don't pay to sit and talk to the person and its not required.
True we often do pay on dates (good point), but again the context is very different, and context is everything. You don't pay to sit and talk to the person and its not required.
RE: To RV & Thread s.
My point about psychiatrists is that people with at least a few good friends rarely, if ever, need to see a psychiatrist.
RE: To Thread s.
You are absolutely wrong! And i can prove it if i wanted to. That show you don't really know what happening in the world if that is what you think. There is plently of objective information available to confirm what i am saying if you wanted to look. It also shows that you don't know what therapy is.
RE: To Thread s.
I think I agree with Wheelyking, all the catagories in Non Adult are meaningless. It would be better if CC just made one Non Adult.
RE: To Thread s.
I pretty well know that in every category girls perform to earn some cash, but there might be some really interested in long term relation ship or even marriage... quietly waiting for Mr. Right making $$$ in the mean time.
RE: To Thread s. To Kinky
I'm sure there are a few of those in all the categories. Not just the long term & marriage one.
Picky, picky
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
Where is submissiveGF ?
Does anybody know why she hasn't been online for a couple weeks? If you know my e-mail address & don't want to answer my question here, you can e-mail me instead.
RE: Where is submissiveGF ?
We just got married so she won't be doing cam sessions anymore....just kidding. Shes probably just taking a vacation or something.
RE: Where is submissiveGF ?
I think she would've told me if she were going on vacation. I hope she is ok. She's a very sweet girl & I miss her very much.
RE: question for...
Hmmmm who would i like to meet.. Let me see... In no particular order..
Sunny - Cos i`ve known her so long and she is a gr8 friend and also cos i need spanked..
Celebrate - Cos i love her legs and she is the best fun, and i know we would have some crazy times, well i would have anyway kissing her legs... :)) It`s search time Celebrate..:P
Juliane - cos she is another gr8 friend and i enjoy here company.. Hurry up and get back here Juliane.. :)
Triksy - cos she has a gr8 backside that i wanna spank hehe, and she has a keen mind to.. :P And pinky loves seeing her.:D
BlueDesire - cos she is nebuna and i want that cream skirt.. :)
Wildyy - cos she is ssoooooooooooo HOT in those shorts and i know she would be a gr8 laugh.
TinyAsian - cos i adore her tiny butt so much, its all i would be looking at if we met.. hehe
JollyGirl - cos she is sooo pretty and has a loving face.. :)
Winnetou - cos she is mental, and i like her jeans.. :P hehe Caramella - cos shes my sis and a litledevil, behind that kinky mind, and i love her socks too.. :D
TenderlyRose - Cos she is an amazing woman with a loving head on her shoulders and a caring heart. She too good for me..
TheVixen - cos shes yet another sis with a very very kinky mind that i love..
HairyPussy - cos she is the most generous i know about showing her hairypussy.. hehe :))) kidding:P
Nadeen - cos she was the 1st mistress that ever spanked me, i still have the hand prints on my ass to prove it.. :P
All these girls in the one place.. OMG what a party.. :))
But there are a few i would love to meet face to face, just me and that special girl, having fun and being crazy for a weekend.. But all the girls on this list and those that are not, weather they know me a lot or just a little, i thank you all girls for making me smile and being there for so much fun and for letting me chat to you all and getting to know u.. THANK YOU girls... All my HUGS and KISSES to all of you.. :)
Sunny - Cos i`ve known her so long and she is a gr8 friend and also cos i need spanked..
Celebrate - Cos i love her legs and she is the best fun, and i know we would have some crazy times, well i would have anyway kissing her legs... :)) It`s search time Celebrate..:P
Juliane - cos she is another gr8 friend and i enjoy here company.. Hurry up and get back here Juliane.. :)
Triksy - cos she has a gr8 backside that i wanna spank hehe, and she has a keen mind to.. :P And pinky loves seeing her.:D
BlueDesire - cos she is nebuna and i want that cream skirt.. :)
Wildyy - cos she is ssoooooooooooo HOT in those shorts and i know she would be a gr8 laugh.
TinyAsian - cos i adore her tiny butt so much, its all i would be looking at if we met.. hehe
JollyGirl - cos she is sooo pretty and has a loving face.. :)
Winnetou - cos she is mental, and i like her jeans.. :P hehe Caramella - cos shes my sis and a litledevil, behind that kinky mind, and i love her socks too.. :D
TenderlyRose - Cos she is an amazing woman with a loving head on her shoulders and a caring heart. She too good for me..
TheVixen - cos shes yet another sis with a very very kinky mind that i love..
HairyPussy - cos she is the most generous i know about showing her hairypussy.. hehe :))) kidding:P
Nadeen - cos she was the 1st mistress that ever spanked me, i still have the hand prints on my ass to prove it.. :P
All these girls in the one place.. OMG what a party.. :))
But there are a few i would love to meet face to face, just me and that special girl, having fun and being crazy for a weekend.. But all the girls on this list and those that are not, weather they know me a lot or just a little, i thank you all girls for making me smile and being there for so much fun and for letting me chat to you all and getting to know u.. THANK YOU girls... All my HUGS and KISSES to all of you.. :)
not very discerning
that list seems to include everyone "known in comchat". why answer if you include everyone?
RE: question for...
IF you ever get to meet all these girls remember listen to your talking butt ;-)))
RE: question for...
This is another version of 'Who are your favourites'. I have met so many lovely, friendly people in commchat, that I would like to meet them all in real. I would hope they feel the same about me. It is not a question of who, and naming, without offending those you forget.
RE: question for...
Cara I know you want to have me murdered but if you think I'm going to make it easy by coming to you your wrong :P
As to who I'd like to meet from Comm Chat - most of the Oranges (Oranges who are also blues don't count) and almost none of the blues :P
As to who I'd like to meet from Comm Chat - most of the Oranges (Oranges who are also blues don't count) and almost none of the blues :P
RE: question for...
I agree with Mondo, there are so many great friends i've made from comm chat you would offend one if you forgot to mention her so i'll just say nothing.
Long, Long Time
If you look up this song, performed by Linda Rondstadt, you will listen to it and immediately want to hear it again, and agian:
Long Long Time
written by Gary B. White
Universal MCA Music (ASCAP)
Love will abide, take things in stride
Sounds like good advice but there's no one at my side
And time washes clean love's wounds unseen
That's what someone told me but I don't know what it means.
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time
Caught in my fears
Blinking back the tears
I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near
And I never drew one response from you
All the while you fell all over girls you never knew
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think it's gonna hurt me for a long long time
Wait for the day
You'll go away
Knowing that you warned me of the price I'd have to pay
And life's full of flaws
Who knows the cause?
Living in the memory of a love that never was
Cause I've done everything I know to try and change your mind
and I think I'm gonna miss you for a long long time
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time.
Long Long Time
written by Gary B. White
Universal MCA Music (ASCAP)
Love will abide, take things in stride
Sounds like good advice but there's no one at my side
And time washes clean love's wounds unseen
That's what someone told me but I don't know what it means.
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time
Caught in my fears
Blinking back the tears
I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near
And I never drew one response from you
All the while you fell all over girls you never knew
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think it's gonna hurt me for a long long time
Wait for the day
You'll go away
Knowing that you warned me of the price I'd have to pay
And life's full of flaws
Who knows the cause?
Living in the memory of a love that never was
Cause I've done everything I know to try and change your mind
and I think I'm gonna miss you for a long long time
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time.
if your bored
im trying to find american made products i will not buy french, mexican,china and now citco gas from venesuela. you guys know any brand names? all i can think of is LEVI'S
RE: if your bored
Hershey's chocolate... budweiser beer... pepsi... coke.... marlboro cigarettes... and big fat American asses from eating/drinking all that junk. LOL. but since u come here to wank alot u will probably burn off all those empty calories pretty quickly. think of CC as ur stay fit training regimen. lol
RE: if your bored
yes but i would never buy one, i cant find a quiet one, they all are way to loud which shounds like shit to me . besides it is just fukn rude to be so loud. in my opin.
RE: if your bored
If you take all the asian made parts off a H-D, it would not run, lol, doesn't run so well with them either, Honda, toyota, Yamaha, etc are all American made by plants in USA, as H-D
RE: if your bored
Most important product from USA.
D O L L A R 'S $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
D O L L A R 'S $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
RE: if your bored
nope never would see american girl on purpose thats why wife is filipina. besides that isnt what i asked about.
dear johnz
I thought you were going away. When you go simply look for the label to say "made in USA."
Also try "www.madeinusa.org" or "www.usstuff.com".
Also try "www.madeinusa.org" or "www.usstuff.com".
RE: dear johnz
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c4279.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c2010.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c3070.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c2010.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c3070.html
RE: a difference
friend of mine, is a guy who goes to Mexico and get's 2 blow jobs, comes back and gives you 1, A friend will keep both to himself
RE: a difference
I think my friend means someone who is close to you....whereas...a friend of mine is less of a friend. My interpretation and understanding. Depends also on the situation the phrase is used..the intonation...body language...etc. Nothing is ever easy.
RE: I am in love....
is it true that Irish guys have willy's are green and the same size as a leprechaun? ... or is it that they are the same size as a green leprechaun's willy, I am never sure ...
RE: I am in love....
when irish eyes are smiling,all the world is smiling to......
just reading the word irish i break into song & want a beer.bless the irish!!
just reading the word irish i break into song & want a beer.bless the irish!!
RE: I am in love....
Everyday I fall in love more and more. Be well hun and dont forget to smile. Kiss
PS. No real guess work needed here.
PS. No real guess work needed here.
RE: I am in love....
His penis is green ,like 23 CM which means 9 inches. PERFECT, and you dont know him, no one knows him, my secret sweet baby. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
RE: I am in love....
Sorry Koshed that was for A Banana and everyone else that is interested about irish guys