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RE: Love will never...
So you think that it's over,
That your love has fin'lly reached the end.
Any time you call, night or day,
I'll be right there for you if you need a friend.
It's gonna take a little time.
Time is sure to mend your broken heart.
Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'.
I know you'll find love again. Yeah.
Chorus:
Love is all around you. Yeah
Love is knockin' outside *YOUR* door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.
Love is all around you.
Love is knockin' outside **YOUR** door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.
Chorus / Outro:
Love will find a way.
Darlin', love is gonna find a way,
Find its way back to you.
Love will find a way.
So look around, open your eyes.
Love is gonna find a way.
Love is gonna, love is gonna find a way.
Love will find a way.
Love's gonna find a way back to you, yeah,
I know. I know. I know. I know.
That your love has fin'lly reached the end.
Any time you call, night or day,
I'll be right there for you if you need a friend.
It's gonna take a little time.
Time is sure to mend your broken heart.
Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'.
I know you'll find love again. Yeah.
Chorus:
Love is all around you. Yeah
Love is knockin' outside *YOUR* door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.
Love is all around you.
Love is knockin' outside **YOUR** door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.
Chorus / Outro:
Love will find a way.
Darlin', love is gonna find a way,
Find its way back to you.
Love will find a way.
So look around, open your eyes.
Love is gonna find a way.
Love is gonna, love is gonna find a way.
Love will find a way.
Love's gonna find a way back to you, yeah,
I know. I know. I know. I know.
RE: Love will never...
Hey great music girls....can I have you sing these songs for my websight.... :-)
keep up the Cheers,
M-Man
keep up the Cheers,
M-Man
I need opinion on something :)
Hello, what do u guys do when u truly love someone with whom u r involed in a long time relation but things just cant seam to go along fine. Too many argues because of two strong individuals. Is not that i need someone to tell me what to do, just that i got to a point where i feel weird and i think maybe it will be intersting to hear what others did in such situation. Who knows maybe someone has more windsom and knew how to fix up such problem when it occured for long time. I would really appreciate if someone who was in same situation could tell me how did this end up. Did u find a smart way to take care of this and make the relation go on in a peaceful harmony or did it end up sonner or later perhaps when one of the two went totaly out of his/her minds. Thanks
RE: I need opinion on something :)
I had a relationship where the guy was a very strong character.. almost like me lol .. well we had great, very emotional and intense time together but in the end i prefered to settle down with completely different kind of guy a bit submissive in every day life :)
These are the 2 strong loves in my life. Had about 50 not so strong and few one night stands :)
These are the 2 strong loves in my life. Had about 50 not so strong and few one night stands :)
RE: I need opinion on something :)
thanks kinky, r u now happy with a sub guy? A sub guy is not one of my wishes, i like a guy with his personality still, but in my relation trouble is that we both really have strong personalities and that seam to interfere too much with our intense love so is just nuts, drives me crazy and arouses all of my feelings, i would prefere intense love and in seam time lil peaceful if possible :) Dont know anymore what i am talking:) But thanks xox
RE: I need opinion on something :)
So a "strong" guy is one that argues with you endlessly, and a guy who doesn't is submissive and has no personality?
Chicks iz crazzzy.
Chicks iz crazzzy.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
I didn't say he has no personality. He just has a submissive nature. U know how some people are bossy and dominant and others prefer to just accept others' decisions and not take the responsibility. When it comes to making a choice i have no problem having what i like or doing it how i like without arguments. It is a bit boring sometimes but much calmer life and it reflects good on my personallity too.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
Yes, I know assholes and I know doormats too - but I also know guys who can get what they want from a woman by letting her believe that it's really she who wants what he wants.
Any strong, committed monogamous relationship has its foundation on solid, reliable manipulation.
Any strong, committed monogamous relationship has its foundation on solid, reliable manipulation.
dear "x" and "Kinky"
I have often heard it said that the strongest relationship is one in which the girl gets almost all she wants by making the guy think it was truly his idea. He thinks he is the king, but the queen gently rules with love from behind the throne. It is an art, but one worth learning.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
Dear "X"
A lot to say here but i will try and keep it short.
If you want to make it work, you need to start listening to each other.
Try to recognise the situations or reasons that usually trigger your arguments with that person, talk about them and teach him to do the same thing. Require a lot of patience and work. When you feel an argument it's about to start, try and be the wise one and stop it right there. Men tend to be more temperamental and more likely ready for an argument than a conversation. Communication, honesty to yourselves and to one another it's one of the keys for a successful relationship.
I hope this helps.
Good luck! :-)
AS :-)
A lot to say here but i will try and keep it short.
If you want to make it work, you need to start listening to each other.
Try to recognise the situations or reasons that usually trigger your arguments with that person, talk about them and teach him to do the same thing. Require a lot of patience and work. When you feel an argument it's about to start, try and be the wise one and stop it right there. Men tend to be more temperamental and more likely ready for an argument than a conversation. Communication, honesty to yourselves and to one another it's one of the keys for a successful relationship.
I hope this helps.
Good luck! :-)
AS :-)
dear "x"
Instead of thinking who can be strongest at all times it might be best to look to see which one is more talented (not strongest) in the different situations in life. If my girl is better at something I would let her rule in that case. If I am better she will let me rule. It is not about having personal power, it is about what is best for the team that the two of you make.
Of course, many don't view themselves as a team. They see a little kingdom they can rule over. Find a guy who wants to build a team and treat each other with affectionate respect.
Of course, many don't view themselves as a team. They see a little kingdom they can rule over. Find a guy who wants to build a team and treat each other with affectionate respect.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
There is only one captain on a ship because in human activity there needs to be one ultimate "decider".
Maybe you can the dominant one in one area of living and he others?
But if you cannot somehow find a way to collaborate now what do you think will happen should you marry or form a family where the stakes are much higher and the decisions larger?
I suggest you discuss what is bothering you directly and see if you can come out with some kind of compromise; if not................move on..........life is too short.
Maybe you can the dominant one in one area of living and he others?
But if you cannot somehow find a way to collaborate now what do you think will happen should you marry or form a family where the stakes are much higher and the decisions larger?
I suggest you discuss what is bothering you directly and see if you can come out with some kind of compromise; if not................move on..........life is too short.
U want advice
You want advice here...you have to be kidding. My serious suggestion is that you talk to a professional personally or go with her to a couple counselor.
PS. I do like what AS said.
PS. I do like what AS said.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
The last relationship I was in, was like what you are describing. We argued all the time. We were together for a little over 2 years. We were arguing one night and she decided the right thing to do was to slap me across the face. As soon as she did, I made a fist and drew it back to hit her, but her 5 year old son grabbed my arm crying, "Please don't hit my mommy!" His crying and voice took me out of the rage she put me into. I locked myself in the bedroom and packed up and moved out that night.
Basically, if hasn't gotten better in the time that has passed, chances are it won't get better. The longer you are together, the harder and worse it will get.
Just my 2 cents, not that it counts for shit.
Basically, if hasn't gotten better in the time that has passed, chances are it won't get better. The longer you are together, the harder and worse it will get.
Just my 2 cents, not that it counts for shit.
RE: I need opinion on something :)
It doesn't matter how u live, with whom, where .. etc
The thing that matters is to be happy. If u are keep it up and if u r not simply move on.
I'm happy with the guys I settled hope u all are too.
The thing that matters is to be happy. If u are keep it up and if u r not simply move on.
I'm happy with the guys I settled hope u all are too.
difference between categories
Hello guys, what's the difference between *friends and family* and *make new friends* categories?
RE: difference between categories
Both *Friends and family* and *Make new friends* consists of *Friends*
...so *family* and *make new..* is the difference between them. :))))
Hope it helps :D
...so *family* and *make new..* is the difference between them. :))))
Hope it helps :D
RE: difference between categories
sure, it was...in other words, there is no any difference between them really :P
RE: difference between categories
no difference . there is even no difference between adult and non-adult. because in 121 is everything possible
RE: difference between categories
"Make New Friends" - A category for hosts who enjoy meeting fun, exciting, interesting new people who like to pay them to not show them their yummy bits.
"Friends and Family" - A category for those hosts who want to kick back and and spend a little time with well-established friends and family members while they spend a little money to not see their yummy bits.
"Friends and Family" - A category for those hosts who want to kick back and and spend a little time with well-established friends and family members while they spend a little money to not see their yummy bits.
RE: difference between categories
Hmmm.
No, I believe a host still needs to be at least 18 to set up shop in F&F - as do viewers to view F&F too.
Such categories are more for those who have fear or shame issues when it comes to the display of yummy bits, I think.
No, I believe a host still needs to be at least 18 to set up shop in F&F - as do viewers to view F&F too.
Such categories are more for those who have fear or shame issues when it comes to the display of yummy bits, I think.
RE: difference between categories
From what i have seen, each category is what the host makes it.
RE: difference between categories
so do girls charge their family members to see them in vid. What to they get to see in 1-2-1?
RE: difference between categories
Ok - confession time.....
Let's see a show of hands from ANYONE who actually chats to their FAMILY on CC, either on vid or in textchat.
Let's see a show of hands from ANYONE who actually chats to their FAMILY on CC, either on vid or in textchat.
Over again
What would you do over again if you were given the chance.. Something in ur life you regret doing and would like to put it right or something u had but lost and would like it back again...
Now where is my time machine got to..?:P
Now where is my time machine got to..?:P
RE: Over again
i wouldnt do anything over again..just keep on going and learn from ur mistakes
RE: Over again
I'm definately sure that all that happens with us, bad or good, everything we do, is only a good experience for us. all the situations are made to give us a lesson, to teach us smth. so to regret about smth is at least silly.
i really tried to think of smth i'd like to do over again, but i couldn't. everything we didnt' do, we can do now. if we can't, then we just dont' need it. why to regret of anything you did or you didn't do. better think of what you are doing or will do.
:P sorry, kosh, for a serious reply :) i won't annoy you with such things when you come to say hi to me, promise :P
i really tried to think of smth i'd like to do over again, but i couldn't. everything we didnt' do, we can do now. if we can't, then we just dont' need it. why to regret of anything you did or you didn't do. better think of what you are doing or will do.
:P sorry, kosh, for a serious reply :) i won't annoy you with such things when you come to say hi to me, promise :P
RE: Over again
No worries triksy, i like ur replies, either serious are not, it shows the other side of ur personality.. :))
RE: Over again
When I first laid eyes on the girl I would then and there declare my intentions and not let her think I was "friend only." I would ignore the age and culture difference and tell her my emotions before we parted and not wait six months until it was too late and some other "second-choice" (her words) guy stepped into the breach and took her away.
RE: Over again
regrets i've had a few to few ro mention....... i did it my way!!" whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger". if we changed something that happened in our life it could possibly change things that we don't want to change.like that episode of the simpsons when homer went back in time to the dinosaurs & was told"don't touch anything it will change the future".hell i'm laughing at homers efforts now.thanks koshy even a serious question has given me happiness :-))
RE: Over again
I would have majored in Biology, gone to medical school and become a gynocologist
RE: Over again
That's like taking a little snake venom each day to get immunity; if you saw puss all day you would lose most of your interest in it; don't you know gyns have one of the smallest families.................. LOL
RE: Over again
There would be one thing I regret.. but not doing it, I wouldn't be the same, and I like who I am ( sort of) so.. nah, I would do it again, even if it's stupid..
RE: Over again
Many things
one would be to not assume the last bullet in the gun is fine when i pop off the first 7. just put the first in my head, not waiting to do it with my last one.
one would be to not assume the last bullet in the gun is fine when i pop off the first 7. just put the first in my head, not waiting to do it with my last one.
RE: Over again
If I could go back and change one thing I reget, it would be reading this post...lol
RE: Over again
i would do nothing different from what i have done as i'm happy with the place i am and have no regrets in life as i don't look back on things you cannot change just accept them and live with it
Best part........
OK.. lets see now.. What is the best part of your body you would never change..?
And what is the worst part of your body that you would love to get rid of..?
I`m not sure about my best part, but i hear a lot of girls sayint its my butt.. So if they are telling the truth, then thats my best part... :P
As for my worst part, it has to be the hair on my head (head on my shoulders), well the lack of it anyway..:D Ohhh and the love handles too, hate them..:( no matter what i do i can`t get rid of them... DAMN
And what is the worst part of your body that you would love to get rid of..?
I`m not sure about my best part, but i hear a lot of girls sayint its my butt.. So if they are telling the truth, then thats my best part... :P
As for my worst part, it has to be the hair on my head (head on my shoulders), well the lack of it anyway..:D Ohhh and the love handles too, hate them..:( no matter what i do i can`t get rid of them... DAMN
RE: Best part........
I like ur boobs to sexy.. But i like all boobs even my own... mmmmmmmmmmm looks like i`m gonna need a bra soon:P haha
RE: Best part........
I agree PW... that u have a gr8 smile, but i don`t see anything wrong with ur stomach... I`d kiss it.. :))
RE: Best part........
:P:P
Well, kosh... of course i love all parts of my lovely body :P but the fav one is my butt i guess :) and i didnt steal ur idea, i really love it :P
i won't say what i like most about you, i guess you know that by yourself :P (sorry, SS, don't be jealous)
Well, kosh... of course i love all parts of my lovely body :P but the fav one is my butt i guess :) and i didnt steal ur idea, i really love it :P
i won't say what i like most about you, i guess you know that by yourself :P (sorry, SS, don't be jealous)
RE: Best part........
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM your right yet again Triksy i love ur butt to :P specially in jeans :D I lik eevery part of u Triksy, even the parts i can`t see. :P hehe
And yes i know the part u like about me, its the part when i leave ur room... :D haha Heyyyy hands off my butt :P
And yes i know the part u like about me, its the part when i leave ur room... :D haha Heyyyy hands off my butt :P
RE: Best part........
My eyes :D would never change those..
And I would get rid of my belly .. don't like it at all.. there would be my legs, want them thiner :)
And I would get rid of my belly .. don't like it at all.. there would be my legs, want them thiner :)
RE: Best part........
Hmmm lemme see those eyes Psy and i`ll tell ya if i get lost in them weather they are ur best bits.. :P
RE: Best part........
Not the best picture ever, not that new, but I think it's one of the best pics of me :P
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3960/1wh5.jpg
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3960/1wh5.jpg
RE: Best part........
Are they really ur eyes Psy.. OMG i could get lost in those forever.... :P
Now u got me wondering what the rest of u looks like:D Your face i mean.. :P hehe
Now u got me wondering what the rest of u looks like:D Your face i mean.. :P hehe
RE: Best part........
Yeap, truly my eyes :) Thank you hehe
The rest of me is not that interesting.. you wouldn't even notice me on the street, really.
Kisses
The rest of me is not that interesting.. you wouldn't even notice me on the street, really.
Kisses
RE: Best part........
Lets see , best part of me i consider to be the smile legs and breasts:D , what i dont like is my stomach , hehehehe , but i wouldnt change it anyway its part of me and i like how i am
RE: Best part........
My best part is my arms, and my worst part....my cock.
If my cock was as big as my arms, I'd be happy....
If my cock was as big as my arms, I'd be happy....
RE: Best part........
Damn i was wondering were that little voice was coming from tisme... At last i have found my little inner voice.. :D hahaha
Wish that inner voice would at least tell me to keep my fecking jeans and boxers on though... :( fecking bo good voice from my butt:P haha
Wish that inner voice would at least tell me to keep my fecking jeans and boxers on though... :( fecking bo good voice from my butt:P haha
RE: Best part........
its the voices that are telling you to take your jeans & boxers off.could be the only sane voice in the whole buttworld!
RE: Best part........
I cant say what i like best about me , i will only say im happy how i am and i have confidence in me:P , though i was told legs are my best part:P , feck i like my mind more then anything
RE: Best part........
yep, your mind is brilliant Alex ... but your legs are pretty magnificent too, so you should believe what people tell you. And if they say they're getting a big box, they mean that too :)
RE: Best part........
Steller i have been waiting for that box for more then half year now hehehe
RE: Best part........
I agree mind over matter is Alex attractivenes.....and then there is also that other item I really like......hmmmm remember???
Cheers,
M-Man
Cheers,
M-Man
RE: Can you answer this riddle?
nothing.
Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
And if you eat nothing, you'll die.
Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
And if you eat nothing, you'll die.
RE: Can you answer this riddle?
Tube socks.
Tube socks is greater than God.
Tube socks is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have tube socks.
The rich need tube socks.
And if you eat tube socks, you'll die.
Tube socks is greater than God.
Tube socks is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have tube socks.
The rich need tube socks.
And if you eat tube socks, you'll die.
RE: anyone notticed?
we have been known to be difficult to handle at times but in general we are reasonably nice fruit ...
RE: anyone notticed?
i saw the bananas split.one went that way>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< the other this a way
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< the other this a way
RE: anyone notticed?
who are these ABanana and anna-banana people and why do we care so much about them?
RE: *Temptingeyes*
well, it seems to me that i saw many times the nick ''me'' in this forum.....how is that?
RE: *Temptingeyes*
I sat in front of the monitor for about 5 minutes with my mouth open....but despite my urge to be truthful....I will say..welcome and good luck...lots and lots of luck.
RE: *Temptingeyes*
hmmm, something very strange happened to you during the year from Sep 2005 to Sep 2006 ... I think you can take something to reverse that ...
RE: a group sex.......
I was in a hotel room doing the nasty with my girl and my two friends were doing the same to their girls, we were in 3 seperate beds. Not sure if that counts as group sex, but there was alot of asses going up and down at the same time.
RE: a group sex.......
a lot of asses going up and down at the same time? :D...haha..i think it calls "Sodom&Homorra" LOL :)))))
RE: a group sex.......
ok here is something i have noticed from talking with about a dozen women that have revealed to me that they have fantasies of, or have actually had 3-somes or group sex... every single one of these women had these things in common...
1) they were physically attractive... not as in supermodel gorgeous, but I would say they were very pretty or even beautiful
2) their facial expressions and physical mannerisms often caused men to refer to these women and compliment them as being cute and/or adorable
3) they had a sweet and playful personality
4) they had a great sense of humor and a quick wit
5) they all were friendly and down to earth... modest even... they didn't think they were all that or God's gift to men, instead they considered themselves to be just average ordinary girls
6) they had dark hair
7) they had a higher education... either had a university diploma or were currently attending university to get a diploma.
these are just things i noticed the girls i talked to had in common, but it makes me wonder if girls that fit that description are more likely to have those kinds of desires. perhaps the girls that reply to this thread and say group sex is something they have had or want to have could also answer if the 7 things i listed above accurately describe them to help me determine if my observations were correct or if it is just a strange coincidence. thanks.
1) they were physically attractive... not as in supermodel gorgeous, but I would say they were very pretty or even beautiful
2) their facial expressions and physical mannerisms often caused men to refer to these women and compliment them as being cute and/or adorable
3) they had a sweet and playful personality
4) they had a great sense of humor and a quick wit
5) they all were friendly and down to earth... modest even... they didn't think they were all that or God's gift to men, instead they considered themselves to be just average ordinary girls
6) they had dark hair
7) they had a higher education... either had a university diploma or were currently attending university to get a diploma.
these are just things i noticed the girls i talked to had in common, but it makes me wonder if girls that fit that description are more likely to have those kinds of desires. perhaps the girls that reply to this thread and say group sex is something they have had or want to have could also answer if the 7 things i listed above accurately describe them to help me determine if my observations were correct or if it is just a strange coincidence. thanks.
to captain
i fit to all yr description but i didnt do it and not sure if i will ever do it, but i have always fantasised about it :)
RE: Happy birthday
i had a birhday once. i was wet naked and crying when i got my first spankin'
years later the only thing that changed is, now i dont cry when getting spanked
years later the only thing that changed is, now i dont cry when getting spanked
RE: Happy birthday
happy birthday, wish you all the best, to reach all your goals, to love and to loved........and by the way.....relax this day in such a way, that not to ''feel regret'' the next morning, lol
RE: Happy birthday
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wildone.. Happy Birthday to ya... I hope you had a gr8 birthday and had some fantastic fun, and didn`t spend it alone.. But i think u didn`t.. :D
You should have told me when we chatted it was ur Bifthday wildone... :( I didn`t know.. :(
GIANT hugs and KISSES to u wildone.. :P And anything else i can offer u to :P
You should have told me when we chatted it was ur Bifthday wildone... :( I didn`t know.. :(
GIANT hugs and KISSES to u wildone.. :P And anything else i can offer u to :P
RE: we want ask....
You have been here since April, and only now ask this quetion??
You are so bored you have nothing better to do, or so naive you have not met real people??
Get a life
I am amazed you ask. get a life or go to Adult category.
You are so bored you have nothing better to do, or so naive you have not met real people??
Get a life
I am amazed you ask. get a life or go to Adult category.
RE: we want ask....
yes he is good FRIEND, pity he can be only friend and don't love his. Good luck Bounty! Have a good people with you!
to bounty
i'm happy for you that you have made a good friend.don't let the anger & immature replies of some guys upset you.they have their own problems so don't be angry at them feel sorry for them.enjoy your new friend. :-)))
RE: we want ask....
I went and visited, woman in russia, that i met in usa...lang. was hard, but with friend, was easy....had a great time, and would do the same, in any country, if i knew someone there to help. I have traveled many places in world, and can say, knowing someone is much easier than going as tourist....
For the ladies
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
RE: let`s smile :)
yep, that was the exact line you used on me the other weekend ... I feel so used!! :(
Ignoring?
PW, am I still ignoring you? If you don't reply, I guess the answer is yes. :D :D :D
RE: reply!!!!! to PW
Hi, nice to see we are talking again :-) Wonder what Tasha is on about :D
RE: A PROBLEM
No, Viki, you are not problematic. But that Vilgelmina................................:D :D :D
RE: to mondo
I didn't mean every weekend ... there are still those "special" weekends reserved just for you and I ;)
to starta
my friend you are the coolest.maybe sometimes others don't understand you or misinterpret & take what you say the wrong way but thats ok.no-one will ever go through life without ruffling feathers.we disagree all the time but we still are friends because we respect each others opinions.you are not a vindictive person & you speak your mind,which is cool with me.as long as you are happy with who you are thats all that matters.
to anonymous
some things are just a wonder in this world.i have given up wondering or caring how vaccuum heads like you talk let alone have thoughts oh nameless one!
When you are drunk...
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk :
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
RE: When you are drunk...
lol, it is soo true, when you are drunk u dont care whether anyone wants to hear you singing- u just sing ( and those are happy, who are far away from you, course u think that all like that and starts singing more louder).......and all become beautiful for you as there is a strange desire to fuck someone..( hehe), for men - sometimes there is a proverb '' there are no ugly women, there is little of vodka''.........
RE: When you are drunk...
Totally agree :)))...pls, guys, drink a little of vodka before joining my video :P...and i even dont mind of your singing :D
RE: When you are drunk...
I like drinking because it removes my inhibitions and allows me to be my true self.... a charming, sophisticated and worldy gentleman that has the ability to seduce beautiful supermodels and to spend the night having wild and passionate sex with them. The problem is I always wake up with their ugly sisters in the morning. They must be switching places while I am sleeping. I don't know how they are able to do it without waking me up, but after some deep thought on the matter, I think I have figured out their reasons for doing it. Since they are supermodels, they most likely they have very important photo shoots which they must get to very early in the morning. And, obviously, since I have just swept them off their feet and rocked their world they, understandably, have very deep and intense feelings for me, so they wouldn't dream of just running off and having me wake up all alone in the morning. However, because of the incredible connection they feel with me, they could not bear the thought of losing me to another beautiful woman if they took her place, so they play it safe and have their ugly sisters come over to keep me company. Supermodels are such sweet and caring girls. God bless their big thoughtful hearts! :)
Money:-))
It can buy a House...............But not a Home
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book......But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position....But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..............
So send me all your money !!!!
And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book......But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position....But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..............
So send me all your money !!!!
And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!
RE: Money:-))
The first part of your post is great....the second one shows u as a Real Friend :D...but i can't let u to suffer, and all i can do for u is to send u this:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/ShowLetter.jpg
(a little pic of beautiful nature to show u my love :D )
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/ShowLetter.jpg
(a little pic of beautiful nature to show u my love :D )
RE: Money:-))
Vera...what happen to all the money you made off of me...is tuition that expensive in Russia.... :)
If problem pages were written by men...
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is
only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not
get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still
apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a
nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing
to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice
meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural it should be encouraged. The man is a
hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing
young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and
relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better
than the man being away for a day or two (it's great time to clean the house
too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his
stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and
your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and
cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should;
He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to
cook him a nice meal.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is
only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not
get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still
apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a
nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing
to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice
meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural it should be encouraged. The man is a
hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing
young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and
relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better
than the man being away for a day or two (it's great time to clean the house
too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his
stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and
your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and
cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should;
He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to
cook him a nice meal.
RE: I'm not a girl,Not yet a woman
Here you go...google is a wonderful thing:
I use to think I had the answers to everything
But now I know (that) Life doesnt always go my way, Yeah
Feels like Im caught in the middle That when I realize
Im not a girl Not yet a women
All I need is time, a moment that is mine While Im in between
Im not a girl
There is no need to protect me
Its time that I (I)
Learn to face up to this on my own
Ive seen so much more than you know now
So dont tell me to shut my eyes
Refrain
Im not a girl But If you look at me closley
You will see it in my eyes This girl will always find her way
(Im not girl) Im not a girl dont tell me what to believe
(Not yet a women) Im just trying to find the women in me, Yeah
(All I need is time) Oh, All I need is time
(A moment that is mine) That is mine
While Im in between
Im not a gir----l Not yet a women
All I need is time A moment that is mine While Im in between
Im not a girl Oh~oh Not yet a women
I use to think I had the answers to everything
But now I know (that) Life doesnt always go my way, Yeah
Feels like Im caught in the middle That when I realize
Im not a girl Not yet a women
All I need is time, a moment that is mine While Im in between
Im not a girl
There is no need to protect me
Its time that I (I)
Learn to face up to this on my own
Ive seen so much more than you know now
So dont tell me to shut my eyes
Refrain
Im not a girl But If you look at me closley
You will see it in my eyes This girl will always find her way
(Im not girl) Im not a girl dont tell me what to believe
(Not yet a women) Im just trying to find the women in me, Yeah
(All I need is time) Oh, All I need is time
(A moment that is mine) That is mine
While Im in between
Im not a gir----l Not yet a women
All I need is time A moment that is mine While Im in between
Im not a girl Oh~oh Not yet a women
RE: I'm not a girl,Not yet a woman
Not really got a comment on this post, just wanted to say mmm xPETITEx . lol
RE: I'm not a girl,Not yet a woman
To hell with the song, Vera. I will make a woman of you. :D :D :D
RE: I'm not a girl,Not yet a woman
Yes, but are you ready for me to make a real Woman of you????????
;-) :D
;-) :D
RE: can you warm me up....
1. Run around the studio :D
2. Have a cup of coffee/tea/hot chocolate
3. Have some alcohol
4. Get dressed
5. Read jokes, laughing will warm you up ( Aaaaaalex where are you? :D )
2. Have a cup of coffee/tea/hot chocolate
3. Have some alcohol
4. Get dressed
5. Read jokes, laughing will warm you up ( Aaaaaalex where are you? :D )
RE: can you warm me up....
Im here now Psy. Finished with work for this week. I am all yours:PPPP
RE: can you warm me up....
Nadia, we have got to stopmeeting like this. People will start to talk about us :-)
RE: can you warm me up....
Let me warm ya up enigma.. But first things first i need directions so i can find you to warm ya up....
BTW i`ll bring the coal for the fire and the whiskey, that combination works wonders to warm anyone UP..:P And if all else fails i think we can find something to warm each other up... Running round ur room sounds good to me... Will we be naked..?? :D
BTW i`ll bring the coal for the fire and the whiskey, that combination works wonders to warm anyone UP..:P And if all else fails i think we can find something to warm each other up... Running round ur room sounds good to me... Will we be naked..?? :D
to all hosts
now im gonna be rich who wants to be in my favs list
FROM: GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATIONS.
REF: EGS/BSCH 147/02
DATE; 21H SEP 2006
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
RE: PAYMENT ON ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00.
THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT SOME HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WAS DEPOSITED IN THIS BANK SOME YEARS BACK BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IN YOUR FAVOUR. THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA LEAVING AN ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00(FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED STATE DOLLARS) BEHIND.
LAST WEEK, TWO STAFF OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CAME TO WITHDRAW THE ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00 BUT WE REFUSED RELEASING THE FUND TO THEM.
HOWEVER, THE MANAGMENT OF THIS BANK AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION DECIDED TO SOURCE FOR THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND WHOSE NAME THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED FOR CLAIMS.
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO INDICATE YOUR INTREST FOR CLAIM BY SENDING US WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT YOUR BANKING CO-ORDIATES AND FIRST TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPROT FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.
YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO CONTACT THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER CITI BANK LONDON MR GEORGE MORGAN FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND.
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU SOON
SINCERELY
MR. GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATION,
CITI BANK LONDON.
FROM: GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATIONS.
REF: EGS/BSCH 147/02
DATE; 21H SEP 2006
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
RE: PAYMENT ON ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00.
THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT SOME HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WAS DEPOSITED IN THIS BANK SOME YEARS BACK BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IN YOUR FAVOUR. THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA LEAVING AN ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00(FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED STATE DOLLARS) BEHIND.
LAST WEEK, TWO STAFF OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CAME TO WITHDRAW THE ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00 BUT WE REFUSED RELEASING THE FUND TO THEM.
HOWEVER, THE MANAGMENT OF THIS BANK AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION DECIDED TO SOURCE FOR THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND WHOSE NAME THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED FOR CLAIMS.
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO INDICATE YOUR INTREST FOR CLAIM BY SENDING US WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT YOUR BANKING CO-ORDIATES AND FIRST TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPROT FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.
YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO CONTACT THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER CITI BANK LONDON MR GEORGE MORGAN FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND.
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU SOON
SINCERELY
MR. GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATION,
CITI BANK LONDON.
RE: to all hosts
before the net was big we used to get those scams out of nigeria in the mail at the offices.....always good for a laugh
RE: to all hosts
The amazing thing is, they have been doing this for many years. This means people are responding to it! I received one and sent it back saying I won't give my information, so they should just cut me a check and send it along. That was many years ago..I guess my check is in the mail!
REAL MEETING
HOW DO YOU THINK WHETEVER I CAN HAVE MEMBER ONLY AS FRIEND WHEN HE WILL COME TO MY CITY? HE PROMISES TO BE ONLY THE FRIEND. WILL HE ASK ME SEX? I GUESS HE WILL BUT HE ASSURES ME ...
RE: REAL MEETING
If you strip for him in vid and have cyber-sex, of course he will want to fuck you for real.
RE: REAL MEETING
Anon is spot on. If you speak to him about anything sexual or perform prevocatively then it is a relative certainty that he will be expecting sex. Not directly or immediately. He probably feels he can woo you, or buy you and at the very least get some pity sex. I would think it is a rare person who would spend money and travel to see just for a nice heart to heart chat and a kiss on the cheek. If he is your friend...save the friendship and tell him to stay home.
RE: REAL MEETING
Just to put the opposite viewpoint I have met over 10 hosts and in every case the intial basis is friendship. I did not have any expectation of sex, although several of them were in adult category. I have even met their boyfriends and in one case a husband. Ultimately it depends on your judgement of the guy. The majority may be like WTF etc says but there are exceptions. In any case keep to public places for any initial meeting.
RE: REAL MEETING
Looking at your pics I think either he will ask you or at the very least be hoping that it happens :P
But I could be wrong maybe he is a much nicer man than me :D
But I could be wrong maybe he is a much nicer man than me :D
RE: REAL MEETING
Izvini, Kristine, you look t be lovely girl. I wish you only hapiness if you meet for real.
RE: REAL MEETING
For me, if a meetin with a girl from here led to sex, I surely would not complain, but if it did not, that would be fine also. The girls I would consider meeetin, I consider true friends, even if they don't think that way of me. (who knows what they really think)
RE: REAL MEETING
You and he are friends.
You've made it clear that you are just friends and don't want a sexual relationship. He assures you he understands and accepts this.
If you meet and he then wants sex he isn't a friend and you should have nothing else to do with him.
You've made it clear that you are just friends and don't want a sexual relationship. He assures you he understands and accepts this.
If you meet and he then wants sex he isn't a friend and you should have nothing else to do with him.
RE: REAL MEETING
I agree, however...don't real relationships start out as friendships? If u can't be friends, u shouldn't be lovers.
RE: REAL MEETING
I always get surprised what people say in this forum. I will say that I have met a few hosts from this site. Everyone has their own motives to meet someone, and sometimes they are honest with the host about it, or maybe have an ulterior motive.
As for me, I was honest with every host that we should start out as friends, and if we want more at a later time, then I'm open for it, and if not, then I'm ok also.
I never did ask any of them for sex, but sometimes when you meet someone in real life and both of you are attracted to each other, things happen. But it was all natural, and I didn't have any expectations to have sex with any of them. I didn't have any ulterior motives.
All I can say to WINDY19 is that you have expressed to him what you expect from this visit. He has agreed to it verbally. You can't control him, but you are in charge of your own actions. If he doesn't respect your expectations, then he isn't a friend, and you should take action and just leave. It's that easy. I know it is hard to meet someone in real for the first time, and if you don't like what you see, you can always just leave.
As for me, I was honest with every host that we should start out as friends, and if we want more at a later time, then I'm open for it, and if not, then I'm ok also.
I never did ask any of them for sex, but sometimes when you meet someone in real life and both of you are attracted to each other, things happen. But it was all natural, and I didn't have any expectations to have sex with any of them. I didn't have any ulterior motives.
All I can say to WINDY19 is that you have expressed to him what you expect from this visit. He has agreed to it verbally. You can't control him, but you are in charge of your own actions. If he doesn't respect your expectations, then he isn't a friend, and you should take action and just leave. It's that easy. I know it is hard to meet someone in real for the first time, and if you don't like what you see, you can always just leave.
RE: REAL MEETING
human beings are sooo different:) u can never know for sure what he has in his mind but thanks god we have tongues for asking and answering:) so u can put him into picture about your doubts.And the very thing for it to my mind is just to be honest:) so he will know what YOU have in yours:) good luck at your meeting if you have it:)
Great sex
At 46 I am getting all the great sex I can handle ......which is even better because I live at number 12 :))))
RE: Great sex
ahhh, so you know my neighbor too? He's a great guy ain't he, and that thing he does with his tongue! ... whoa nelly!!!
RE: Great sex
I wasn't going to tell anyone but boy does she go. Bangs like a barn door in a force ten gale :)))