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Shriner Convention:-))
Little Johnny's father had just returned home from a business trip, and he had a romantic evening planned with his wife. So, he sent his two older kids to the movies, but he couldn't persuade Little Johnny to go along.
Finally, he made a deal with Little Johnny, "If you go sit outside of the house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red hat."
An excited Little Johnny agreed.
Some time later, Little Johnny ran into the house and up to his parents bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a Shriner convention going past our house."
Finally, he made a deal with Little Johnny, "If you go sit outside of the house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red hat."
An excited Little Johnny agreed.
Some time later, Little Johnny ran into the house and up to his parents bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a Shriner convention going past our house."
RE: Breaking up
Break Up??!!! Like many guys here, I have never been with a real woman before, thank god for CC otherwise I would never have know what a vagina looks like. And like many guys here, the 1st girls that shows me even the slighest affection I will latch onto her like a sucker fish and stalk her everymove. Obscession is a good colonge, but an even better hobby....lol
RE: Breaking up
lol
erm, well each break up is different. I recently broke up with my ex and hoped it would be amicable. However it's anything but.
Ways to deal with painful splits? Drink, drugs, porn. I'm kidding. I find talking to friends helps a little, it's always nice to know you have people who care about you and are willing to help.
Getting rid of memories, presents, gifts that remind her of him might help a little, or simply giving them back would help, but maybe she would like to keep something... something that has a great deal of emotional significance for her. It's always nice to look back and remember the happy memories, even if the split was nasty.
But in all truth, the best way is for you to leave your friend alone to sort her problems out with her ex but make sure she knows you are there for her etc.
Every person takes a different amount of time to recover from a break up, no matter what happens a part of her will always hurt, will always wonder about her ex. It's just how it is.
I hope your friend gets through her break up alright, I'm sure she will be fine. Take care.
erm, well each break up is different. I recently broke up with my ex and hoped it would be amicable. However it's anything but.
Ways to deal with painful splits? Drink, drugs, porn. I'm kidding. I find talking to friends helps a little, it's always nice to know you have people who care about you and are willing to help.
Getting rid of memories, presents, gifts that remind her of him might help a little, or simply giving them back would help, but maybe she would like to keep something... something that has a great deal of emotional significance for her. It's always nice to look back and remember the happy memories, even if the split was nasty.
But in all truth, the best way is for you to leave your friend alone to sort her problems out with her ex but make sure she knows you are there for her etc.
Every person takes a different amount of time to recover from a break up, no matter what happens a part of her will always hurt, will always wonder about her ex. It's just how it is.
I hope your friend gets through her break up alright, I'm sure she will be fine. Take care.
RE: Breaking up
you still don't know what a vagina looks like ... the chicks here have been showing you their belly button ...
RE: Breaking up
wow.... my opinion of guys just got lower :P
don't listen to them Monika... it took me a long time to get over my first love... and my most recent ex gf... is still haunting me and I feel it may take just as long, even though we were only together for a measly 3 months, if that.
Time heals all, but sometimes we need a little help from our friends to speed it up, that's all.
don't listen to them Monika... it took me a long time to get over my first love... and my most recent ex gf... is still haunting me and I feel it may take just as long, even though we were only together for a measly 3 months, if that.
Time heals all, but sometimes we need a little help from our friends to speed it up, that's all.
RE: Breaking up
Indeed i am Bobo, indeed i am.... now... if only some beautiful woman would wear me :P
^_^
^_^
RE: Breaking up
heh, they're no use, they keep falling out, you'd have to clean it, disinfect it... but on the bright side... you'll always be able to play marbles with kids if need be
RE: Breaking up
you'd be surprised, every girl desires a damn good rogering every now and then!
RE: Breaking up
when i got divorced i went out and got pissed and celebrated for a few weeks. still do some celebrating now and it's been a while
RE: Breaking up
Hi. Be careful what you say to your friend. I was in a similar situation a few years ago. I agreed when he called his ex a bitch and a whore and stuff like that (she wasn't but he was my friend so I was trying to support him). It seemed to help him to vent his feelings. Then they got back together and he told her what I had said, without mentioning I was just agreeing with him. As a result, neither of them are my friends now, oh well, maybe having friends is over rated, lol.
Brian.
Brian.
nothing important to say
i rarely read the forums and it is more rare that i post anything but i just thought since i had nothing important to say i would go ahead and post it . . . , . . . . . . . . that's all folks please remind me next time i decide to read the forums that i don't read the forums *wonders now if he will come back to read any responses to this post*
Correction
Last night, in commchat I made a statement. To clarify, I stated I would not be available for vid sessions as I had maxed my credit card. What I should have said was, 'I have reached a limit I am comfortable with, and able to repay'. In five months I have run up a bill of $5000.00. Most enjoyable, but now I've got to repay it.
Excuthe me, mithter...
A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" Blushing, she rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck.
RE: where is romanticism?
"where are love songs under the balcony (window) of a girl, whom u adore. "
No more such silly things as you can send love SMS, unique, by composing the xxxx surtaxed number that hundreds of other people call. And the neighbours would complain as well.
"where are lots of flowers and walks under the moon??"
I recently saw a guy complaining that he gave to his gf some roses and she said he's too old fashioned, he said that next time he'll knock at her door holding his dick in his hand, and not some roses.
Flowers are expensive, walks under the moon light have become dangerous, it's easier to put some music on the iPod and watch pictures of sunsets on the net. What can be more romantic than that?
( Ok, I'm not the best sarcastic in the world, but it's pretty early in the morning and I didn't eat, I only had time to clean a little :) But I am romantic.. it's just that times changed.. )
No more such silly things as you can send love SMS, unique, by composing the xxxx surtaxed number that hundreds of other people call. And the neighbours would complain as well.
"where are lots of flowers and walks under the moon??"
I recently saw a guy complaining that he gave to his gf some roses and she said he's too old fashioned, he said that next time he'll knock at her door holding his dick in his hand, and not some roses.
Flowers are expensive, walks under the moon light have become dangerous, it's easier to put some music on the iPod and watch pictures of sunsets on the net. What can be more romantic than that?
( Ok, I'm not the best sarcastic in the world, but it's pretty early in the morning and I didn't eat, I only had time to clean a little :) But I am romantic.. it's just that times changed.. )
RE: where is romanticism?
xoxo, was it you singing under my balcony (window) the other night?
I thought I heard someone singing, but too scared to come out :-O :-P
Must of been because of the moonlight and the shadow of the flowers, it just looked too hairy to be you. :-O :-P
XX AS :-)
I thought I heard someone singing, but too scared to come out :-O :-P
Must of been because of the moonlight and the shadow of the flowers, it just looked too hairy to be you. :-O :-P
XX AS :-)
RE: where is romanticism?
Damn... so glad to be old.... make that wise.
Youth is sooooooooooooo wasted on the young.
Youth is sooooooooooooo wasted on the young.
RE: where is romanticism?
my idea of a romantice evening?
50 cents a min in 1-2-1, straight to the hard core anal play.
Don't worry girls, I wil say good bye after I spunk my love juice.
50 cents a min in 1-2-1, straight to the hard core anal play.
Don't worry girls, I wil say good bye after I spunk my love juice.
RE: where is romanticism?
SHHH posting here the whole world will hear our story of " Beauty and the Beast"...xoxo
RE: where is romanticism?
natasha likes short men w/ bad accents
and your point about a moose and squirrel is?
and your point about a moose and squirrel is?
RE: where is romanticism?
It still exists if u ladies will just quit pickin the jerks who's idea of romance is dry humpin u on the dance floor b4 u go home for the real thing
RE: where is romanticism?
Romance still exists but it needs to be welcomed and as mentioned before with the right guy/gilr it will come out. Flowers for sure but no one here would want to hear ME sing. Cats in heat sound better I'm afraid.
RE: where is romanticism?
Nadia, let me know where is your balcony, and I will gladly serenade you.
Zelyu.
Ray
Zelyu.
Ray
RE: where is romanticism?
Ahhhh... i remember those things. Lucky for you ladies, the crusade of the angry feminist man-haters over the past 4 decades has finally been able to castrate men and convince the world through the media, special interest groups, court cases, new laws, etc. etc. that being a man or having any traits/qualities/behavior that are even considered remotely man-like, is a bad thing. You've not only convinced the world that women are equals, but you went one step further and convinced the world that women are far better then men. Traits like aggressiveness and competitiveness have all been bred out of little boys by mothers wanting to raise sensitive men. Congratulations! You've won!
Of course I would be remiss if I did not point out that in your crusade you also managed to rid from men all the things that you found sexy about men and made you love them. Things like confidence, protectiveness, chivalry, determination, and the drive to succeed and be number 1. You created this world... aren't you happy? Hmmm?
You can't have it boths ways. You've convinced women that they are powerful... told women they should strap on their balls and be number 1... told women they can do everything a man can do... that they don't need a man.... that they should be independent. You've worked so hard to prove to the world that being a strong man is a bad thing... that men should be sensitive and caring and gentle...but now that you done it you are still not happy. The old saying... "be careful of what you wish for.. you just might get it" comes to mind. You don't like the wussy, whiny, sensitive men you keep meeting and dating these days. Now you all cry that you want a confident man. A man that is powerful and makes you feel small and protected in his arms. A man that is successful and ambitious and will take care of you and your family so that you do not have to work. A man that opens doors for you and stands up for you. A man that views you as tender, soft and delicate creature. A man that puts you up on a pedestal and romances you. A man that will seduce you and take you.
Let me ask you a question. Have you ever stopped and wondered why more women than ever before these days are lesbians, bi, or have strong fantasies about being with other women? Now many people would be quick to say it is just because we live in a more open society and that it is more accepted so women feel freer to explore their sexuality. But I am not convinced. I think the answer is deeper and more complex than that. Couldn't it be that feminists created a world where women now possess more of the qualities that women found attractive and sexy in men... and now for that reason women are finding themselves feeling more sexually attracted to other women? Seriously. Think about it.
And while your thinking about that, consider this... how about we say everyone is equal... men can go back to being men and women can go back to being women... and everyone can be happy. Sound like a deal ladies?
Of course I would be remiss if I did not point out that in your crusade you also managed to rid from men all the things that you found sexy about men and made you love them. Things like confidence, protectiveness, chivalry, determination, and the drive to succeed and be number 1. You created this world... aren't you happy? Hmmm?
You can't have it boths ways. You've convinced women that they are powerful... told women they should strap on their balls and be number 1... told women they can do everything a man can do... that they don't need a man.... that they should be independent. You've worked so hard to prove to the world that being a strong man is a bad thing... that men should be sensitive and caring and gentle...but now that you done it you are still not happy. The old saying... "be careful of what you wish for.. you just might get it" comes to mind. You don't like the wussy, whiny, sensitive men you keep meeting and dating these days. Now you all cry that you want a confident man. A man that is powerful and makes you feel small and protected in his arms. A man that is successful and ambitious and will take care of you and your family so that you do not have to work. A man that opens doors for you and stands up for you. A man that views you as tender, soft and delicate creature. A man that puts you up on a pedestal and romances you. A man that will seduce you and take you.
Let me ask you a question. Have you ever stopped and wondered why more women than ever before these days are lesbians, bi, or have strong fantasies about being with other women? Now many people would be quick to say it is just because we live in a more open society and that it is more accepted so women feel freer to explore their sexuality. But I am not convinced. I think the answer is deeper and more complex than that. Couldn't it be that feminists created a world where women now possess more of the qualities that women found attractive and sexy in men... and now for that reason women are finding themselves feeling more sexually attracted to other women? Seriously. Think about it.
And while your thinking about that, consider this... how about we say everyone is equal... men can go back to being men and women can go back to being women... and everyone can be happy. Sound like a deal ladies?
RE: Liar Host
well, well, well...i am 100% sure who this host is that did this post...But i have the courage to sign with my id here...do u? ......69?
RE: Liar Host
come on girls, no need to fight ... but if you insist on it, could you possible make it mud or jelly wrestling in skimpy bikinis?? :) ... someone has to get some fun out of it and it may as well be me :)
RE: Liar Host
You waste your energy for nothing , if he got to the point of being trashed into lies its his fault .. i bet you she ll tell him 1000 lies and will believe her , if you try to point out her lies he ll not believe even if proove him in every possible logical way ... he want it let he be used ...
The house of pro....
Don't know what about u...but I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off :D
>>>
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... "
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
>>>
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... "
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
ImAFreeBird / xtuCorazon / ElCorazon
Anybody know if Nina has a new screenname, or if she's simply moved on?
sharing impression
i'm not used to look through girls' archives, not even other categories' Who's Online pages... but now i looked through pics from Instant Action.... i'm not gonna make any promotion for this girl, no (tho i'm sure she doesn't even need it), i dont' even know her and never seen before... but my eye caught her pic and i went to her photo archive.. her pics are not hidden from guests so i could see them clearly... and i have to say it... she is just WOW !!!! i couldn't take my eyes of her, i couldnt' beleive there can be such a girl in Instant Action... she's 21 and she is so damn hot !!!! she has that grace, those sexy looks, no man would leave her without attention. i dont' know what's there in her head and how well she can keep a conversation, but she's definately worth looking at. btw, i'm not bi and girls don't attract me in a sexy way, but as a girl, i can say she's a good representative of the hottest women !
just wanted you to know this :) oh, btw, her screenname is LovelyBarbie. good luck, girl !
and welcome back, DutchDinner !!! haven'ts seen you for ages :)
just wanted you to know this :) oh, btw, her screenname is LovelyBarbie. good luck, girl !
and welcome back, DutchDinner !!! haven'ts seen you for ages :)
RE: sharing impression
Honestly, she doesn't look like 21 and she doesn't look that hot to me.. but maybe I'm too demanding..
Well, I'm sure that there are many guys that like her.. this is just my opinion :)
Well, I'm sure that there are many guys that like her.. this is just my opinion :)
RE: sharing impression
with a rack like that Psy, what's there not to like?? But I concur, she looks a little older than 21 but that's ok.
RE: sharing impression
Well, I don't :) she's not my type.. that's all.. she's cute, but.. not hot :)
RE: sharing impression
she has said in this forum, she is in 40;s, i thought u all remember all
RE: sharing impression
I don't :p
Maybe she does look hot to you, but about me, you must do an eye check!
Maybe she does look hot to you, but about me, you must do an eye check!
hmmm
I have seen much nicer girls.I'm addicted to brunettes but I like some blondies.This one definately not my taste
RE: hmmm
You could drive yourself insane looking at some of the pictures of girls who are currently online and especially those who have clearly left CC. Some are just amazing.
why u broke my heart :(
u broke me , u make me wish to not live any more
why u did that to me ? why u leave me after it was u who came to me and told me that u love me and u are sorry about how u acted be4 , why u make me fall in love with u and then u just kill me , kill every feeling inside of me , and cuting my heart to million part,
i hate u for that , i really hate u for playing with my heart
i hate all this life , hate all this days that i spoke with u and spend hours talking with u, and stay sleepless at night just because of u
i hate u for dong this to me, and now i lose my trust with everyone and i feel like i will never love a girl any more and never trust a girl any more , coz all will be like u, just to hurt me:( u know the pain i was feeling be4, u know how i was hurt be4 , but u came to me and u told me u will never let me feel pain like i feelt be4 , u told me u will make me feel love that i will never feel like it any more,
but in the end u just kill me and hurt me
why u did that to me ? why u leave me after it was u who came to me and told me that u love me and u are sorry about how u acted be4 , why u make me fall in love with u and then u just kill me , kill every feeling inside of me , and cuting my heart to million part,
i hate u for that , i really hate u for playing with my heart
i hate all this life , hate all this days that i spoke with u and spend hours talking with u, and stay sleepless at night just because of u
i hate u for dong this to me, and now i lose my trust with everyone and i feel like i will never love a girl any more and never trust a girl any more , coz all will be like u, just to hurt me:( u know the pain i was feeling be4, u know how i was hurt be4 , but u came to me and u told me u will never let me feel pain like i feelt be4 , u told me u will make me feel love that i will never feel like it any more,
but in the end u just kill me and hurt me
RE: why u broke my heart :(
The guy is suffering here. Sure, he exposes himself to public ridicule and maybe it would have been prudent to suffer privately, as surely he couldn't expect too much sympathy here, but responses like yours are part of the reason some members here treat hosts like shit!!!
about beer again :D
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kinda warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.
Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill. The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business" and lets him in. Again, the beer is kinda warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: "there is your fucking change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill. The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business" and lets him in. Again, the beer is kinda warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: "there is your fucking change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
Fooling the Professor:-))
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."
The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."
Idiots please stand up!:-))
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I dont," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I dont," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
The man who saved the world
I wonder how many other people remember When the Wind Blows and how very very real all of this sounded? It does make you reflect on how many times we came close to not being here today.
http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/categories/security/589/remember-the-forgotten-hero-who-saved-the-world.thtml
Who can not honestly say thank you comrade without whom CC, the internet and our world would be a very very different place. Guess we all get lucky sometimes.
TNT
http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/categories/security/589/remember-the-forgotten-hero-who-saved-the-world.thtml
Who can not honestly say thank you comrade without whom CC, the internet and our world would be a very very different place. Guess we all get lucky sometimes.
TNT
Liar Host
i know a case of a host (will not name her) that is pretending to be inlove with a member. Now this member is naive enough to beleive it and the only thing left for him is to have his heart broken. I know you will all say its a virtual place and people lie but is n't there a limit to what a person can do for various reasons?
RE: Liar Host
I didn't said everyone is an angel here, all i said is that i hate people hurting others intentionally.
RE: Liar Host
If you`re not involved into this in any way then it`s better to stay out of it,imho. He`ll be heartbroken even if you tell him or she dumps him <eventually>,so the finality is quite the same either way. And I belive her lies will eventually come out ..Or,go on and tell him,but from personal experience I can say it`s not recommended,because you might wonder "what if" after you`ve done it. I hope things work out
RE: Liar Host
Hope you are not refering to me.......lol
But I'm not naive....I agree, playing with feelings is sickening
But I'm not naive....I agree, playing with feelings is sickening
RE: Liar Host
how can the original poster know so much of what's going on between two other people? How do you know she is pretending? How do you know he is "in love"? Is this "friend" of yours your altar ego?...Capt Skidmark, leaving his signature brown swipe everywhere?
RE: Liar Host
If you want to help him, or even just feel this behaviour sucks, maybe you should provide a clue about her identity or maybe your own, so he at least has a chance to discover the truth. Would be a humane approach.
RE: Liar Host
HiddenMagic doesn't show when I search by chathost, so I guess you are a member and not a host. How could you know the host is lying. Did she tell you?
RE: Liar Host
i never said i was a host..i am a member..and dont u ever had a feeling about things? after of course u saw something...i posted this not to find a solution on the guys problem..but to beg some hosts not to play with some naive people's feelings..that's all
RE: Liar Host
I admire your intentions but I doubt as a member you can know how the host really feels. If you are positive the host is lying then you should give some clue as to her identity for the sake of the poor bastard who is bound to be hurt. But if you don't know her heart all this post can do is distress any members in the position of believing their feelings for a host are receiprocated. Still, I do think you are trying to do a good thing so good luck.
RE: Liar Host
Class...listen up. Once again. This is a site where women do everything in their power to take money from men. It is the only true purpose of CC. If telling someone that he is loved and that causes him to return for videos then the host is doing her job. It is likely walking in the bad part of town and complaining when you get mugged.
RE: Liar Host
you are wrong from my perspective.not ALL women are here to do or do everything in their power to take money from men.if that's your experience well & good but please don't say it like it's written in stone because ahhh just because i know you are incorrect from my experiences.
RE: Liar Host
We have been with two hosts (each) and both, within days, had declared their undying love for us. We were the only guest for them, etc, etc. It is when the gentle hints about how they need money for some reason. there may not be a direct request...............
RE: Liar Host
I have found that the easy solution is just to assume that everything that you are told on this site is a lie :P
RE: sex......
Yep, all men are born with a special feeling for the wonders of penile exploration. Any bodily orifice of suitable dimensions is bound to be begged to be entered at least once.
A little advice: If you're ever out on a first date with a guy who mentions what lovely nostrils you have, he's probably not worth taking back home to bed.
A little advice: If you're ever out on a first date with a guy who mentions what lovely nostrils you have, he's probably not worth taking back home to bed.
RE: sex......
In UK, anal sex is still illegal between heterosexuals, including consenting adults and, man and wife. This I find to be blatant sexual discrimination. But yes, I like it :D
Nadia, you know where to find me ;-)
Nadia, you know where to find me ;-)
RE: sex......
Sure, and the one below that said, 'You can see where most of my posts go :-) '
You want to know where in UK I am? You mean i do not have to chase you? You will come to me? W~OOO~W :D
You want to know where in UK I am? You mean i do not have to chase you? You will come to me? W~OOO~W :D
RE: sex......
Mondo you are wrong that anal sex is illegal between men and women in the UK.
A few years ago (Year 2000 I think) the legal age for anal sex between two men was lowered to 16 to bring it into line with the age of consent of hetosexual sex between men and women.
However because of the way the bill was drafted this also made it legal for women to have anal sex at 16.
A few years ago (Year 2000 I think) the legal age for anal sex between two men was lowered to 16 to bring it into line with the age of consent of hetosexual sex between men and women.
However because of the way the bill was drafted this also made it legal for women to have anal sex at 16.
RE: sex......
Thanks, INYF, I stand corrected. But I 'm STILL not trying it with the wife. :-)
right or no?>
In a real life guys invite girls to date, give flowers, pay for a supper and it is normal and not always means sex....
Here many of members don't wish to pay for the chat, and pay only for sex. Is it right? Guys, could you explain me..?
Here many of members don't wish to pay for the chat, and pay only for sex. Is it right? Guys, could you explain me..?
RE: right or no?>
In real life, girls dont expect to be paid cash for going on a date. The ones that do, do not expect to be romanced.
RE: right or no?>
Sure I would be glad to. This is primarily a sex site. There are other larger chat sites...MSN, AIM, ICQ, YAHOO etc. There you can meet a nice person from another country and chat your ass off for free. Men generally come here to see naked women, masturbate, have an orgasm and leave. The rest is just details. Are there exceptions..sure. When you add in the fact most non adult hosts who are supposed to chat only do some form of adult entertainment then well..what do you expect.
because
in life the money for dinner, etc are expenses for things the couple enjoy together, if the money goes straight to the girl she is not a friend anymore, she is an employee
RE: right or no?>
the only time i go on dates i bring a box of condoms and we dont chat to much
RE: right or no?>
Unfortunately I am known for my good cooking. The last time I had a date and prepared dinner, my date was more interested in what I had made for dessert, than any level of romance. And the dessert wasn't me. My advice guys is never learn to cook. Just stick to the romance bit.
RE: right or no?>
" My advice guys is never learn to cook."
lol... My BF consider himself as a good cooker, either i concider myself... Sometimes we make competitions, call friends to judge us & then... Winer has a right for some naughty prise:P So guys...
Ps sorry for my english i'm a lil drunk after exam :P
lol... My BF consider himself as a good cooker, either i concider myself... Sometimes we make competitions, call friends to judge us & then... Winer has a right for some naughty prise:P So guys...
Ps sorry for my english i'm a lil drunk after exam :P
anyone here you want to meet
for members and hosts is there anyone here that you would like to meet in person?
RE: anyone here you want to meet
i would love to meet madgreek, he is a sweet sweet guy but he told me some time ago he has a g/f :( waaaaaa. I wanna know who she is and pull her hair out lol
RE: to single host
lol, i can't, he is too cute. Seriously i am curious as to who is that girl that did it. Cuz she did it so well that he dissapeared from here. :(
RE: to single host
you are not missing anything with madgreek,trust me,u would only b lied too
RE: to single host
Thing is he is taken, so its pointless to talk about it. I am just very curious to know who that girl is.
RE: anyone here you want to meet
the ones that want to meet me usualy have told me, so now have met 4 , and 3 ask , so will not depend on if they like to come here or I travel , - Just some very nice people here, some are hardder to get to know, but always a few gems - genuine ones here.. and i hope it continues,
theres some very very nice girls here ( and not meaning looks)
theres some very very nice girls here ( and not meaning looks)
RE: Is smoking sexy?
Kissin a smoker tastes nasty...like kissin the ashtray...ewwwwwwww...I don't find it sexy at all to watch a woman smoke.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
NOOOOOO.... its not sexy seeing a girl smoke.. I don`t mind if a girl smokes when i`m chatting to her, but NOOOO i wouldn`t kiss her right after she smoked, unless she took a breath mint after. :P
I know what its like to have smokey breath as i used to smoke, but i gave it up over 6 years ago.. Now i hate the smell of the fecking things... COUGH COUGH..... :P
I know what its like to have smokey breath as i used to smoke, but i gave it up over 6 years ago.. Now i hate the smell of the fecking things... COUGH COUGH..... :P
RE: Is smoking sexy?
you can smell it on the clothes too. It doesn't bother me too much but I don't smoke although I used to.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
No, Gorty, smoking is not sexy. In fact smokers notoriously stink like uncleaned ashtrays, their fingers are stained with nicotene, and their clothing reeks from the odour. In Australia, smokers are regarded on a similar level to people who spit. Filthy people who have no interest in their own health or anyone else's.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
smoking is disgusting, and kissing a smoker is worse. Of course, this is only my opinion.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
My doctor once asked me if I smoked after sex...I told him I never looked (rimshot)....
I am a cigar smoker which makes it somewhat problematic. Not a cigar every day kind of guy but I do enjoy one now and then. I spoke outside of course and I have gum handy if I am out or I brush my teeth aftewards if at home. Some woman think cigars are sexy, manly and have an earth smell. Some would rather see me have a turd in my mouth the way they react. I prefer women who do not smoke but I have dated women who do. When it comes right down to it if you like someone you should be able to overlook personal habits you don't particularly like...compromise makes life easy.
I am a cigar smoker which makes it somewhat problematic. Not a cigar every day kind of guy but I do enjoy one now and then. I spoke outside of course and I have gum handy if I am out or I brush my teeth aftewards if at home. Some woman think cigars are sexy, manly and have an earth smell. Some would rather see me have a turd in my mouth the way they react. I prefer women who do not smoke but I have dated women who do. When it comes right down to it if you like someone you should be able to overlook personal habits you don't particularly like...compromise makes life easy.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
Nope, I don't find the image of a woman smoking particularly sexy.
And kissing a woman who's just had a cigarette is like licking a warm, wet, fleshy ash tray that'll lick you right back.
It's stinky, sure, but the physical sensation is still real cool.
And kissing a woman who's just had a cigarette is like licking a warm, wet, fleshy ash tray that'll lick you right back.
It's stinky, sure, but the physical sensation is still real cool.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
It's disgusting. I dated someone once that smoked. She stopped, but snuck one now and then. She immediately stunk, head to toe, clothes, hair..everywhere. It didn't work out (surprise). It's all I think about even if I see a pic of a host smoking. I immediately click off her profile.
So in conclusion..I don't like it very much.
So in conclusion..I don't like it very much.
RE: Is smoking sexy?
It was when I did it, Vera. But now I have given up, it is a foul, filthy, disgusting habit, and all smokers should be shot at least twice. :-)
God And Eve:-))
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a
problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous
ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all,
he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular
than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really
good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants,
and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well... he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But,
you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous
ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all,
he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular
than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really
good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants,
and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well... he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But,
you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
What Women Really Want:-))
119 Answers to What Women REALLY WANT:
1. Cute Guys
2. With Brains
3. and a Porsche
4. A best friend to confide in
5. A friend that weighs more than her
6. A faithful husband
7. Never getting married
8. A great body
9. A great body without aerobics
10. Honest politicians
11. Shoes that fit the 1st time in stores
12. Wardrobe accessories that match when you get them home
13. A better job than most guys
14. Shopping without the guilt
15. Air bags in cars
16. A dishwasher
17. Never having to do the dishes
18. Recipes that always work
19. Eating without gaining weight
20. Healthy kids
21. Healthy kids that behave
22. In-laws in distant states
23. Unlimited credit cards
24. Hose without runs
25. A relationship
26. Commitment
27. No relationship
28. No commitment
29. A sale in every store
30. Someone to take out the trash
31. Hors d'oeuvres
32. A great home,
33. Cleaned by someone else
34. Stations that pump gas for you
35. Great skin
36. Great skin without working at it
37. A guy who doesn't snore
38. Traveling
39. Not traveling
40. Looking great in a swimsuit
41. Not trying on swim suits
42. Peace
43. No more lint
44. Diamonds
45. More diamonds
46. Waterford
47. more Waterford
48. Clean air
49. A great wardrobe
50. A great wardrobe that always fits
51. Looking good in every hairstyle
52. Keeping secrets
53. Telling secrets
54. Cars that don't break down
55. A hunk mechanic when they do
56. Knowing more about sports than the guys
57. Romantic movies
58. Movies with happy endings
59. A guy who dances
60. Free telephones
61. No calorie pizza
62. A guy who's not afraid to cry
63. Chasing butterflies with the kids
64. Revenge
65. Knowing all the good gossip
66. Being a Mom
67. A day off from being a Mom
68. Giving birth
69. Men giving birth
70. Respect
71. Not having to shave
72. Teddy bears
73. Hearing someone great sing the Star Spangled Banner
74. Great seats at the Symphony
75. Clean sheets
76. Being messy if I want to
77. Pets who don't shed
78. Bowling without being laughed at
79. Togetherness
80. Space
81. Poetry
82. Rock and Roll
83. Forgiving
84. Holding a grudge
85. Winning the lottery
86. Sharing the wealth
87. Guys in tuxedos
88. Female role models
89. An early morning jog
90. Sleeping late
91. Sunsets over water
92. Junk Food
93. The scent of roses
94. Killer perfume
95. No maintenance manicures
96. Big screen movies
97. Mushy greeting cards
98. A good laugh
99. A good cry
100. Height without tight heels
101. Only people you like on the answering machine
102. World domination
103. A lot of friends
104. Equality
105. Manipulation
106. Always winning
107. Being fair
108. Living in the country
109. Living in the city
110. Reading guys' minds
111. Reading womens' minds
112. Reading kids' minds
113. Car phones you don't have to hold on to
114. Simple things
115. Expensive things
116. Unbreakable garbage disposals
117. Free postage
118. All of the above
119. None of the above
1. Cute Guys
2. With Brains
3. and a Porsche
4. A best friend to confide in
5. A friend that weighs more than her
6. A faithful husband
7. Never getting married
8. A great body
9. A great body without aerobics
10. Honest politicians
11. Shoes that fit the 1st time in stores
12. Wardrobe accessories that match when you get them home
13. A better job than most guys
14. Shopping without the guilt
15. Air bags in cars
16. A dishwasher
17. Never having to do the dishes
18. Recipes that always work
19. Eating without gaining weight
20. Healthy kids
21. Healthy kids that behave
22. In-laws in distant states
23. Unlimited credit cards
24. Hose without runs
25. A relationship
26. Commitment
27. No relationship
28. No commitment
29. A sale in every store
30. Someone to take out the trash
31. Hors d'oeuvres
32. A great home,
33. Cleaned by someone else
34. Stations that pump gas for you
35. Great skin
36. Great skin without working at it
37. A guy who doesn't snore
38. Traveling
39. Not traveling
40. Looking great in a swimsuit
41. Not trying on swim suits
42. Peace
43. No more lint
44. Diamonds
45. More diamonds
46. Waterford
47. more Waterford
48. Clean air
49. A great wardrobe
50. A great wardrobe that always fits
51. Looking good in every hairstyle
52. Keeping secrets
53. Telling secrets
54. Cars that don't break down
55. A hunk mechanic when they do
56. Knowing more about sports than the guys
57. Romantic movies
58. Movies with happy endings
59. A guy who dances
60. Free telephones
61. No calorie pizza
62. A guy who's not afraid to cry
63. Chasing butterflies with the kids
64. Revenge
65. Knowing all the good gossip
66. Being a Mom
67. A day off from being a Mom
68. Giving birth
69. Men giving birth
70. Respect
71. Not having to shave
72. Teddy bears
73. Hearing someone great sing the Star Spangled Banner
74. Great seats at the Symphony
75. Clean sheets
76. Being messy if I want to
77. Pets who don't shed
78. Bowling without being laughed at
79. Togetherness
80. Space
81. Poetry
82. Rock and Roll
83. Forgiving
84. Holding a grudge
85. Winning the lottery
86. Sharing the wealth
87. Guys in tuxedos
88. Female role models
89. An early morning jog
90. Sleeping late
91. Sunsets over water
92. Junk Food
93. The scent of roses
94. Killer perfume
95. No maintenance manicures
96. Big screen movies
97. Mushy greeting cards
98. A good laugh
99. A good cry
100. Height without tight heels
101. Only people you like on the answering machine
102. World domination
103. A lot of friends
104. Equality
105. Manipulation
106. Always winning
107. Being fair
108. Living in the country
109. Living in the city
110. Reading guys' minds
111. Reading womens' minds
112. Reading kids' minds
113. Car phones you don't have to hold on to
114. Simple things
115. Expensive things
116. Unbreakable garbage disposals
117. Free postage
118. All of the above
119. None of the above