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something funny to read
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
Things we dislike :)
The purpose of this thread is so that we guys can tell the girls about what things we dislike, so they can make their work better, and we can enjoy it more.
Don't complain about prices though; in my opinion, if you can't afford it, ask your mom for money instead of complaining here. Attain to the rules of the market.
- I dislike it when a girl tells me she had an orgasm, and she didn't even touch herself. I know i'm hot, but i'm not THAT hot ;) I'd rather have her not tell me anything at all, or just something like "it was great". If you didn't come, don't say you did. Or at least fake it well (or try to).
- I dislike it when a girl asks me to send my cam, and when i do, she calls other girls to come and see you. I don't call my mates to see you girls, so DO NOT do that. EVER. (what if my wife works in the same studio you do? I don't want to get caught! :((( )
- I regulaly discard girls as "to see" options when they don't have recent pics. It's a huge turn-off to see that your latest pics are dated 1944, even if you looked sexy in military uniform and wielding a Mosin Nagant. Who knows what's the quality of your cam today, what's your hairstyle, what are you wearing, etc.
- I dislike to see no info in your profile. To see "x, x, x, x" as your turn ons, turn offs, what can i expect from your show, etc, is almost an instant no-no: It's like going into the Twilight Zone. If you don't speak english, ask somebody who does to help you fill it out. You don't have to tell me about your childhood either, i just want to know a bit more than nothing!. If you're lazy to fill in the info, don't be. It's part of your job, do it right.
Don't complain about prices though; in my opinion, if you can't afford it, ask your mom for money instead of complaining here. Attain to the rules of the market.
- I dislike it when a girl tells me she had an orgasm, and she didn't even touch herself. I know i'm hot, but i'm not THAT hot ;) I'd rather have her not tell me anything at all, or just something like "it was great". If you didn't come, don't say you did. Or at least fake it well (or try to).
- I dislike it when a girl asks me to send my cam, and when i do, she calls other girls to come and see you. I don't call my mates to see you girls, so DO NOT do that. EVER. (what if my wife works in the same studio you do? I don't want to get caught! :((( )
- I regulaly discard girls as "to see" options when they don't have recent pics. It's a huge turn-off to see that your latest pics are dated 1944, even if you looked sexy in military uniform and wielding a Mosin Nagant. Who knows what's the quality of your cam today, what's your hairstyle, what are you wearing, etc.
- I dislike to see no info in your profile. To see "x, x, x, x" as your turn ons, turn offs, what can i expect from your show, etc, is almost an instant no-no: It's like going into the Twilight Zone. If you don't speak english, ask somebody who does to help you fill it out. You don't have to tell me about your childhood either, i just want to know a bit more than nothing!. If you're lazy to fill in the info, don't be. It's part of your job, do it right.
RE: Things we dislike :)
i dislike "only available for video chat:)" bye bye lol
I dislike working multiple sites and showing on some and not other sites
i dislike the non adult area because i feel bad going and asking for a show i wish if cc is going to keep non adult i think they should inforce it so i don't have to feel bad for asking a true non adult performer if she shows
i dislike the one2one feature i thinkall was better with the ovt password and less presure by hosts
i dislike hosts who open and refuse to answer in free chat
i dislike the hosts asking us on profile to mail them when we want to see them and not returning the email
i dislike the hosts insisting cam before they will give me a show (i am not working and you are not paying so why should i have to show myself on cam? )
i dislike hosts who act as if we should be greatful to them (when i am paying her to do as i wish) i understand that this job can't be easy all the time but IT IS YOUR JOB u are here to make us happy and get us to spend money alot of people have jobs theyy don't like but they do it, if you don't like your job put your clothes on and find a different one
if you want more i can go all night
I dislike working multiple sites and showing on some and not other sites
i dislike the non adult area because i feel bad going and asking for a show i wish if cc is going to keep non adult i think they should inforce it so i don't have to feel bad for asking a true non adult performer if she shows
i dislike the one2one feature i thinkall was better with the ovt password and less presure by hosts
i dislike hosts who open and refuse to answer in free chat
i dislike the hosts asking us on profile to mail them when we want to see them and not returning the email
i dislike the hosts insisting cam before they will give me a show (i am not working and you are not paying so why should i have to show myself on cam? )
i dislike hosts who act as if we should be greatful to them (when i am paying her to do as i wish) i understand that this job can't be easy all the time but IT IS YOUR JOB u are here to make us happy and get us to spend money alot of people have jobs theyy don't like but they do it, if you don't like your job put your clothes on and find a different one
if you want more i can go all night
RE: Things we dislike :)
I dislike it when a girl says she has a "toy" in vid and it turn out to be the butterfly looking thing that rests on top of the pussy, she says it's vibrating, but who can tell...I want toys that penetrate
RE: Things we dislike :)
he did not say it was against the rules .. he only said what he dislikes.
RE: Things we dislike :)
I think if any member here thinks that a girl is actually going to get sexually stimulated, wet, and attain orgasm based on the members words or even cam to cam is deluding themselves. Perhaps a few girls in special situations...maybe. Most use liquid lube and a lot of a acting ability to simulate an orgasm. Tell you what ...after a host has an orgasm with you, sign off, log on with another ID and visit the host, guess what? She will have another orgasm with you....you could do that all day and it would be the same. When a girl really has an orgasm you can often tell...they don't look pretty...their face controrts...the body language is unique...it is not the staged theatrical version you often see here...so you best bet is to focus on the one real ograsm here...yours...the other is just fantasy.
RE: Things we dislike :)
I dislike a host who places the "sound" icon in her profile if she is unable to actually provide audio during our video session.
I know you're out there
Since my favorite host has vanished...I don't understand why is it so hard to find a a new guy who has a hairy ass...Everyone I've visited is hairless? WTF. I know there is a hunky furball out there somewhere and I need a fix bad...my movie collection is getting boring. I'm lookin' for some fun and I don't care who knows anymore. C'mon, let's chat...any dude with some hair down there lets hang out ;)
(If you already know my e-mail write me)
a banana
(If you already know my e-mail write me)
a banana
RE: I know you're out there
damn, I'll take you on buddy - you are my hero. Are you the A Banana from forums or some poor imitation?
RE: fear
my greatest fear is that there is no god.then all my good clean living would have been a total waste(joking btw)
RE: fear
I fear the Grand Ole Party (republicians) and their "You are either with us or against us" mentality.
RE: fear
Yes, I fear war-mongering, bible-thumping, fear-inducing, chicken hawk politicians too.
RE: fear
come clean barbarian we know its you who posted about pretty witches breasts.your unhealthy obsession with a very healthy pursuit is nothing to be ashamed of.you never know what could happen if you post under your nick. :-))))))
RE: so many times
Of course you're here to make money!
What kind of fool would think otherwise?!
Smoochies! :-*:-*
What kind of fool would think otherwise?!
Smoochies! :-*:-*
RE: so many times
You know some guys will never go in vid with a host, they only want to chat for as long as they can get away with it and then move on to the next girl. Look at some of the postings on how many guys rarely go in vid,. Next time give the guy 5-10 minutes of your time and politley tell him you have to move on unless he is willing to go in vid.
RE: so many times
And some of us like to spend that 5-10 mins in txt chat to "get to know u" a little, and then will go in video. But there are some who go non adult categories for example because they are lookin for someone just to talk with, and they won't pay for that because they know they will get no show. For me however, in non adult, I will take the girl in pvt sometime, But not all the time.
New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Repeating once again :)
What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Cant wait to see answers :))
What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Cant wait to see answers :))
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Pay off my mums debts/bills, buy a flat, buy my bro a car, give some to friends (or buy gifts for friends), pay off my own debts lol, put the rest away for studies and whatnot lol.
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
I have heard that "whatnot" is getting damn expensive these days ... you might not have enough left for that after paying for all those other things. You may need to opt for the cheaper yet equally satisfying "stuff"
to rabbit teeth
Wow is $1 million worth so much.
Here u can buy a fancy flat in the center or a small house not in the best areas.
Here u can buy a fancy flat in the center or a small house not in the best areas.
RE: to rabbit teeth
erm.... maybe ;)
$1m is worth maybe... 600, 000?? maybe a bit less
over here, a nice flat in a city area... can go for maybe 350, 000
car 50, 000 max lol
overall left for debts and put into the bank 200, 000.... should be ok lol
$1m is worth maybe... 600, 000?? maybe a bit less
over here, a nice flat in a city area... can go for maybe 350, 000
car 50, 000 max lol
overall left for debts and put into the bank 200, 000.... should be ok lol
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Invest in energy stocks, I hear a company called ENRON that you can get damm cheap and the prices will soon skyrocket. Anytakers?
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
I take u with me OUT fo dinner and drink en will buy an appartment on DUBAI Pearl.
RE: how pathetic !!!
wrong, he's the only one here with any balls - besides me. You're all pitiful.
RE: how pathetic !!!
Hey Booboo! If I won $1 million dollars I would pay for the operation to have that oh so painful stick removed from your butt, buddy ol' pal, so you could smile again and stop being such a miserable little prick.
And if I had any money left over I would fill a great big pic-a-nic basket with food and invite all my friends to have a pic-a-nic with me in the park. I'd even invite the ranger. :)
And if I had any money left over I would fill a great big pic-a-nic basket with food and invite all my friends to have a pic-a-nic with me in the park. I'd even invite the ranger. :)
RE: how pathetic !!!
oooh, a pic-a-nic! and with Ranger Smith!! I like him, he gives good blowjobs. Don't invite those fuckin' squirrels though - they were the ones who rammed that stick up my ass in the first place.
RE: how pathetic !!!
haha, how funny. Having some guy calling himself Dracula telling us to get a life. It's cuz of pinheads like this I like to read & post here.
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
i would buy house and car and marry with the girl i fall in love on cc.
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
give to the homeless people and no it doesnt mean the people on this chat-cool
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
i would buy reading fc and make a car park .
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
oh dark one you disappoint me.i thought you would become a contributor to the greatest thing to come out of england since penal ships,the mighty Reading F.C.
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Well here`s my long list of things i`d do with my $1 million:)
Pay off my parents morgage...
Buy my brother a house hes been trying to get for the last 3 years.
Pay off all debts with parents and brother.. And after that i would see whats left and then give my parents $200,000 each and my brother also, and they could do what they wanted with it...
Then i would treat myself to a lot of things when i have taken care of my family..:) I`d pay off my own debt also... and then.........I`d finally get around to getting my damn passport renewed again.... :D And then i would go and visit Romania, Ukraine, Russia, Lithuanian, Paris, Spain, Asia, Canada, Portugal and then back home to Ireland....
And if there was anything left over after all that i would just relax and look back on what i did, and say "I really enjoyed myself, and i put smiles on the ppl`s faces i love" That would be cool, just to see a gr8 big smile on my brothers or parents faces when i hand them the money. It would be like Christmas when ur a small kid... :))
But if i could make my brother and parents happy then that would satisfy me.. :)
Pay off my parents morgage...
Buy my brother a house hes been trying to get for the last 3 years.
Pay off all debts with parents and brother.. And after that i would see whats left and then give my parents $200,000 each and my brother also, and they could do what they wanted with it...
Then i would treat myself to a lot of things when i have taken care of my family..:) I`d pay off my own debt also... and then.........I`d finally get around to getting my damn passport renewed again.... :D And then i would go and visit Romania, Ukraine, Russia, Lithuanian, Paris, Spain, Asia, Canada, Portugal and then back home to Ireland....
And if there was anything left over after all that i would just relax and look back on what i did, and say "I really enjoyed myself, and i put smiles on the ppl`s faces i love" That would be cool, just to see a gr8 big smile on my brothers or parents faces when i hand them the money. It would be like Christmas when ur a small kid... :))
But if i could make my brother and parents happy then that would satisfy me.. :)
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Yeah but it would make me happy doing that for them, even if they didn`t want me to do that..... :))
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Pay some bills...travel....donate to charity...visit a special friend from CC...have some fun...put some in the bank.....but a great bottle of wine and a great cigar...
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
Is this $1mil before or after taxes? If the contest was for $1mil, here in the USA you would have to pay taxes on the winnings, so you probably get about $650,000.
I would take use maybe $100,000 for fun things... a nice car, some travel. The rest I would invest wisely for the future... it's far too easy to go through money and end up having none when you may need it.
I would take use maybe $100,000 for fun things... a nice car, some travel. The rest I would invest wisely for the future... it's far too easy to go through money and end up having none when you may need it.
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
If I won 1 million dollars I would use the money to construct a satellite armed with a fricken powerful "laser" beam developed by Professor Alan Parsons. I am calling this the "Alan Parsons Project". After I had launched the satellite into space I would contact the leaders of the world and demand they pay me 100 million billion dollars or I would use the "laser" beam to destroy major landmarks around the world. Mwuhaha..... Mwuahahaha!.... Mwuhahahaha!!
RE: New Survey: What would U do If U won $1 million dollars???
What do you expect? I've been frozen in space for the past 30 years. Come on, throw me a fricken bone here people!
does anyone know
can any one tell me what has happened to oriole last seen in april
or if she has a new nik name
or if she has a new nik name
RE: Fateful woman
The word is "faithful" not fateful, and its a woman is is loyal to her man, and her 1 man only..as in a married woman who never has affairs. If u r lookin for faithful on a site like this, wake up!!! its their job to be with anyyone who is payin.
RE: Fateful woman
< it is possible if u are the best for her in bed and she doesnt want to loose this bed... >
Are you saying that is the only reason a woman would be faithful to a man and give him her complete undying love and devotion? I hope not. That seems sad to me and it doesn't say alot for the integrity of women, or their character, or the level of commitment they are actually willing to give their man in reality.
Basically what your statement implied was... a woman can be with a good man who is committed to only her, treats her well, gives her a feeling of security, makes her feel loved, and does things occassionally, when she leasts expects it, to make her feel special and remind her of his love for her... but, if he is not the best in bed...
if she thinks one of her ex-bf's or someone from her past was better in bed... or if she meets a man or knows a man and she thinks that he would be great in bed...
then she would not be faithful to her man and would cheat on him.
Is that what you are saying? That it is all only about sex? That the only thing that determines whether a woman will keep her legs closed to other men or not is how great of a lover her man is in bed?
I would be greatly disappointed to find out now that for all that women talk about wanting a strong commitment from a man and how precious love is and wanting to have a great relationship with a good man, etc, etc... that those are just empty, meaningless, words and in reality women are shallow creatures that will only be faithful and true to the man that is the best in bed. I hope it is not the case.
Are you saying that is the only reason a woman would be faithful to a man and give him her complete undying love and devotion? I hope not. That seems sad to me and it doesn't say alot for the integrity of women, or their character, or the level of commitment they are actually willing to give their man in reality.
Basically what your statement implied was... a woman can be with a good man who is committed to only her, treats her well, gives her a feeling of security, makes her feel loved, and does things occassionally, when she leasts expects it, to make her feel special and remind her of his love for her... but, if he is not the best in bed...
if she thinks one of her ex-bf's or someone from her past was better in bed... or if she meets a man or knows a man and she thinks that he would be great in bed...
then she would not be faithful to her man and would cheat on him.
Is that what you are saying? That it is all only about sex? That the only thing that determines whether a woman will keep her legs closed to other men or not is how great of a lover her man is in bed?
I would be greatly disappointed to find out now that for all that women talk about wanting a strong commitment from a man and how precious love is and wanting to have a great relationship with a good man, etc, etc... that those are just empty, meaningless, words and in reality women are shallow creatures that will only be faithful and true to the man that is the best in bed. I hope it is not the case.
RE: fortunetellers.....and you
You mean you don't know your future and good fortune Nadia? :-)
RE: fortunetellers.....and you
why can't the "FORTUNE" tellers tell me tomorrows winning lottery numbers?
RE: fortunetellers.....and you
come to me for your lottery numbers ... I have several time machines and I know how to use them. In fact, if you scroll down a couple of pages you will see that I actually responded to your post 4 days ago when I was back in time creating an alibi for my whereabouts when ... well, if I told you it wouldn't be such a good alibi ...
RE: fortunetellers.....and you
if I understood your question I woul probably answer it ... however ...
i hate rules
Can someone tell me why a host will log in and then seemingly leave the room? Lately I have been looking for some new friends and I search "Who's online now" and find a host I might like and click to her room and there is no answer. I try again, no answer. Sometimes I go to 4 or 5 hosts before I get a response.
I DO NOT think it is a software bug. I propose - and I hate to say it - that discipline be given on any host that does not answer in some fashion within 60 seconds. First proven violation is a warning and after that points begin.
WHATEVER reason a host has for leaving the terminal she should log off. That's not hard and it is a courtesy.
Hosts, you are most welcome to explain this. It's why I put it in General Forum.
I DO NOT think it is a software bug. I propose - and I hate to say it - that discipline be given on any host that does not answer in some fashion within 60 seconds. First proven violation is a warning and after that points begin.
WHATEVER reason a host has for leaving the terminal she should log off. That's not hard and it is a courtesy.
Hosts, you are most welcome to explain this. It's why I put it in General Forum.
RE: i hate rules
I'd bet the girls sign on, don't have any customers for a while and fall asleep in front of their computer or a customer like me just finished giving them a good rogering and they blissfuly fall asleep. Either way, their loss. Too bad CC dosen't let you preview the girls before you commit your hard earned dollars.
RE: i hate rules
2. If you have an open session and someone enters your video you MUST immediately come to the video. You do not need to sit in front of your computer all the time, but if someone enters your video, you must be prepared to immediately attend your video (this is what the "door-bell" sound is for!) Also, if you're having 2 rooms opened, and a Viewer enters one of them, you must immediately end or pause the other session (see corresponding FAQ).
3. In addition to previous rule. If you are not available for text chat, then please display an appropriate message in your chat to say you are only available for video chat or will be back later for text chat.
3. In addition to previous rule. If you are not available for text chat, then please display an appropriate message in your chat to say you are only available for video chat or will be back later for text chat.
RE: i hate rules
Maybe, but CC does nothing about girls who work on 5 sites at once. I paid for a one2one with a girl and she was busily typing away to guys on another site the whole time. CC refused to do a thing about it. THis is the response I got from CC.
"We fully understand your position and the fact that you are not satisfied with such an unpleasant experience. But still we are not able to credit your
account for this session.
Please understand us too. We know what is One2One, and that this feature guarantees you the intimate privacy on our site. But we can grant this privacy only on our site :-( It is impossible to track or
monitor the Chathost's activities on other sites, even if we really want to do this. This simply cannot be controlled. And there is no site that
could control this.
We can not just forbid our Chathosts to work somewhere else, because they are free people. And again even if we wanted to this would be impossible. This just cannot be done."
"We fully understand your position and the fact that you are not satisfied with such an unpleasant experience. But still we are not able to credit your
account for this session.
Please understand us too. We know what is One2One, and that this feature guarantees you the intimate privacy on our site. But we can grant this privacy only on our site :-( It is impossible to track or
monitor the Chathost's activities on other sites, even if we really want to do this. This simply cannot be controlled. And there is no site that
could control this.
We can not just forbid our Chathosts to work somewhere else, because they are free people. And again even if we wanted to this would be impossible. This just cannot be done."
RE: i hate rules
Yes, it is your job and if you are here you should be near the monitor. Stepping away for a quick whiz or to throw on a pot of coffee is cool, but 60 seconds is enough. After that you should have a penalty.
i.e.: XLOLLYDOLLYX - Forty minutes before I logged into text there as an unanswered message. Ten minutes of several greetings from me that went unanswered.
i.e.: XLOLLYDOLLYX - Forty minutes before I logged into text there as an unanswered message. Ten minutes of several greetings from me that went unanswered.
RE: i hate rules
The rule clearly states: "...You do NOT need to sit in front of the computer all the time......."
Let's put it this way: When you are at work and a client rings you exactly in the moment you stepped out of your working area, so you're obviously not there to pick up the call, what should the client do, sue you for not being there to answer the call, or do you disconnect the phone line for the duration you're out? The client will leave you a message and if it is of your interest you will ring them back if not, you won't. The same thing happens here. In the end if someone is really interested in talking to you I am sure they would make time to send you an e-mail and invite you back into their chat room.
If you feel that offended don't go back to the girl that offended you.
I am sure CC has thought very carefully about these rules, otherwise they wouldn't be here.
So, let's all have fun, it's what we are here to do.
Let's put it this way: When you are at work and a client rings you exactly in the moment you stepped out of your working area, so you're obviously not there to pick up the call, what should the client do, sue you for not being there to answer the call, or do you disconnect the phone line for the duration you're out? The client will leave you a message and if it is of your interest you will ring them back if not, you won't. The same thing happens here. In the end if someone is really interested in talking to you I am sure they would make time to send you an e-mail and invite you back into their chat room.
If you feel that offended don't go back to the girl that offended you.
I am sure CC has thought very carefully about these rules, otherwise they wouldn't be here.
So, let's all have fun, it's what we are here to do.
RE: i hate rules
but over a half hour away from the screen deserves the be answered for - or if you go to a room and there are a half dozen messages ranging back 2 hours...
RE: i hate rules
I whole heartedly agree with you Another One.. very well said indeed.. It`s impossible to be sitting in front of the pc for 12 hours (which some of these girls do) without having to move or stretch their legs..
And 60 seconds for a coffee or a pee, get real.. Seems u must have urself a slave that does all this for u, makes u coffee and takes a pee for u :D haha.... I`d like to see u get from ur pc to the toilet and take a whizz and then get back to ur pc in 60 seconds after drinking a cold bottle of water :P.. haha.
And if u can, good for u, i`ll tell the Guinness Book Of Records maybe they can come around to ur place and time u..:P :D
And 60 seconds for a coffee or a pee, get real.. Seems u must have urself a slave that does all this for u, makes u coffee and takes a pee for u :D haha.... I`d like to see u get from ur pc to the toilet and take a whizz and then get back to ur pc in 60 seconds after drinking a cold bottle of water :P.. haha.
And if u can, good for u, i`ll tell the Guinness Book Of Records maybe they can come around to ur place and time u..:P :D
RE: i hate rules
Are you really serious?? Did you ever think that maybe they have other friends that they are talking to? It sounds to me like you are going to free chat to try and make friends but have no intention of actually going to video. You sound like the type who just goes from free text to free text just to waste the girls time.
If you really want someone to talk to goto the Community Chat.
If you find someone you really want to talk I would recommend just going straight into the video session if things work out and you become friends then great... if not then move on to the next one.
It is possible to make real friends in CC but you just have to find someone with common interests as you. I have one friend who is a true friend who wont even let me see her in video anymore unless I really beg. The more I think about it I probably haven't seen her in video for about 3 months. It might sound pathetic having to beg to see her in video, but she likes me as a real friend and doesn't talk to me for my money.
If you really want someone to talk to goto the Community Chat.
If you find someone you really want to talk I would recommend just going straight into the video session if things work out and you become friends then great... if not then move on to the next one.
It is possible to make real friends in CC but you just have to find someone with common interests as you. I have one friend who is a true friend who wont even let me see her in video anymore unless I really beg. The more I think about it I probably haven't seen her in video for about 3 months. It might sound pathetic having to beg to see her in video, but she likes me as a real friend and doesn't talk to me for my money.
" who just goes from free text to free text just to "
I am the type who just goes from free text to free text just to find one who is there and answers. Why would I just straight to video hoping she is somewhere around. CC would get very annoyed at all the credit requests.
If you are the type who just goes from video to video trying to find someone who is actually there then you waste much money.
If you are the type who just goes from video to video trying to find someone who is actually there then you waste much money.
RE: " who just goes from free text to free text just to "
We have all had the situation where they come running. Give them 30secs. and if they dont show up exit video. First 2 mins. are free. When filling out the survey if CC says they are going to charge you. Check the box with Video Error. Or in the explination as to why you think you shouldn't have to pay for the session. Tell them that the host wasn't there.
In most of my situations they are always around.
In most of my situations they are always around.
RE: I'M NOT IN LOVE!!
I've had no reply from Vilgelmina, or Indian Summer. Have I forgotten someone??? :-)
RE: I'M NOT IN LOVE!!
what the hell is a wayne & why would you be in love with him/her/it? lol!!
Phew!!!!! What fun
HotLollipop is an amazing host. she just makes you some more and more to her once you get speaking to her. A truly amazing wonder. She is witty and frank. Sexy and hot. Must see!!!!!!
BeautyFrida....pretty sizzling
Had a quick video with BeautyFrida. Great smile. Amazing body. Very sexy girl. Not too big on conversation and she is a One to One princess so forget begging for anything in open video. Fairly pricey but a young kid, pretty, and with a stunning bod. Worth a stop....
RE: BeautyFrida....pretty sizzling
BEGGING a chat host you are paying X dollars a minute to chat???
Tell me you were in some sub / dom room or dungeon.
Tell me you were in some sub / dom room or dungeon.
RE: BeautyFrida....pretty sizzling
Focus on what I said numbnuts. Many hosts will simply refuse to do anything in open video. This one is one of them. By begging I meant asking for some nudity in open. I wish these type of hosts were able to post one price. This is the price period. I hate getting lured in my a good open price only to find out the only show will in the higher priced one to one. God I hate one to one.
RE: BeautyFrida....pretty sizzling
focussing on what you say - you "hate 121" - but a girl who refuses to show in open is "worth a stop"
Joke
Three tampax walk past you in the street,which one speaks to you first?
None of them they are all stuck up twats :)
None of them they are all stuck up twats :)
fooled you all!
You all realize of course that "people" who seem to post here all the time like Alex, Jiverman, A Banana, Wheelyking, WolfMan, wtf, Devil, The Naked Truth, BooBoo, ImNotYourFriend, Mondo47 and Psy, are really all the same person ... ME!! ha ha ha :))
RE: fooled you all!
Cool, then you're answering to yourself atm.. is it funny to talk to yourself?
RE: fooled you all!
Lol I have a fan?
He can't post more as Psy, as he has to pretend to be a housewife.. and we all know housewives are busy..
He can't post more as Psy, as he has to pretend to be a housewife.. and we all know housewives are busy..
RE: fooled you all!
for today, you're me and I am Psy ... and I plan to spend all day playing with my tits :)
RE: fooled you all!
:)) lol A Banana
considering how "big" my breasts are, you wouldn't play that much :P
considering how "big" my breasts are, you wouldn't play that much :P
RE: fooled you all!
Considering how big his banana is, you wudnt be playing with much either.........lmao
RE: fooled you all!
Quiet, Nadia, or they will all know our secret. Or is this really me ??? :-)
RE: fooled you all!
Of course we are not. When I post here, I use my name. There are very few here that know me, but I think the ones that do could probably tell it was me making a post. If they read the forums that is. So please, if you want to try to impersonate me please, be my guest. I really don't give a shit.
RE: fooled you all!
LOL...i've heard of split personality b4, but how did u actually become a separate person. because I have my own body...not urs... :P
Deliwoman
"Deliwoman" Anyone... PLS... Do you know where she is? With different nick or gone forever... ??? HELP ME
I need to breath
really .. I keep laughing since I saw this.. it's just too great..
http://www.abrutis.com/photos.php?id=3303
http://www.abrutis.com/photos.php?id=3303
Super Models
I've noticed a lot of girls describe themselves as "supermodels" in their profiles. Aren't there any regular models or are they all super?
RE: Super Models
all are regular but most hosts lie alooooot read members forum for dailys lol
supermodel is...
"Supermodel" is actually supposed to be a body-type. Tall, super-thin, small breasts... The choices for the host start at the skinniest and go to the fattest. "Supermodel" shouldn't be the default (first choice), I would suggest it be changed to default to "Normal." It's another reason to ignore the Profile Page.
RE: what do u know about them?
I think you probably mean the Masonic Lodge, right. Started in the early 1700s in England and probably evolved from a guild of Stone Masons (you know, people who make stone building and stuff) that existed in Medieval times. In those days they were seen as the elite by the great unwashed masses (ie everyone else except royalty). You have to admit that they made some damn impressive buildings ... churches, castles, catherals and stuff ... very clever people ... and the craft was handed on and the secrets pretty well guarded (hence the Stone Masons Guild - you had to be a member).
The Masonic Lodge after the 1700s up to today really has nothing to do with actual stonemasonry (ie building shit) but is just kind of a "secret club" for men. My Dad is one and to this day I still have no idea what they do except every couple of weeks he gets dressed up, takes his apron and goes off to "Lodge". My grandfather was a Grand Master in the local chapter. It's kinda funny and out-dated but in some places they are still quite a powerful political force.
The Masonic Lodge after the 1700s up to today really has nothing to do with actual stonemasonry (ie building shit) but is just kind of a "secret club" for men. My Dad is one and to this day I still have no idea what they do except every couple of weeks he gets dressed up, takes his apron and goes off to "Lodge". My grandfather was a Grand Master in the local chapter. It's kinda funny and out-dated but in some places they are still quite a powerful political force.
RE: what do u know about them?
masons are normally very powerful and rich men. There r some in every government, very much involved in the politics as far as i know. They meet secretly, exchange ideas and aren't allowed to speak about it to anybody, even their wives. Masonary exists in every country and if u are in trouble and a free mason, they can help u much. To become one u need to pass many tests and then going up thru the levels in their system is not easy at all. They have some certain secret signs when shaking hands and passwords to recognize each other. Well i know few more things might type if u r interested.
RE: what do u know about them?
I was invited to join them but didn't. Lot of creepy guys who thought they were special but weren't. I prefer being an honest perv.
RE: what do u know about them?
Some famous masons include John Jacob Astor (first millionaire in the USA), John James Audobon, Irving Berlin, Daniel Boone, Winston Churchill, Andre Citroen (French car), Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Ty Cobb, Davy Crockett, Cecil B. DeMille, Jimmy Doolittle, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Duke Ellington, W. C. Fields, Gerald Ford, Henry Ford, Benjamin Franklin, Clark Gable, Lionel Hampton, John Hancock, Franz Joseph Haydn, J. Edgar Hoover, Harry Houdini, Jesse Jackson, John Paul Jones, Rudyard Kipling, Charles Lindbergh, Douglas MacArthur, Charles Mayo, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, James Naismith (inventor of basketball), Arnold Palmer, Bronson Pinchot, Aleksandr Pushkin, Paul Revere, Michael Richards (Kramer), All 7 Ringling Brothers, Sugar Ray Robinson, Franklin Roosevelt, David Sarnoff (NBC), Peter Sellers, Danny Thomas, Dave Thomas (Wendys), Harry Truman, George Wallace, and George Washington.
RE: what do u know about them?
I hear there are a lot of male gang bangs going on, circle jerks, ass slapping...well more like fondeling actually. Other than that, just a bunch of normal guys
Wild Card!:-))
One day. little Johnny heard some strange noises coming from his parent's bedroom, so he walked in to see what was going on. To his surprise, he found his father on top of his mother. "Daddy, what are you doing?"
"Umm... I'm playing poker, Johnny."
"Then, what's Mommy doing, Daddy?"
"Umm... she's my wild card, Johnny."
Johnny appeared to be satisfied with the answers and walked away.
The next day, little Johnny spent the entire morning in the bathroom. His father started to get worried, so he knocked on the bathroom door. "Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
There was no answer, so his father opened the door only to find little Johnny in playing with himself. "Johnny, what the hell are you doing!"
"I'm playing poker, Daddy."
"Oh, really... well, where's your wild card?"
Johnny grinned and replied, "With a hand like this, who needs a wild card!"
"Umm... I'm playing poker, Johnny."
"Then, what's Mommy doing, Daddy?"
"Umm... she's my wild card, Johnny."
Johnny appeared to be satisfied with the answers and walked away.
The next day, little Johnny spent the entire morning in the bathroom. His father started to get worried, so he knocked on the bathroom door. "Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
There was no answer, so his father opened the door only to find little Johnny in playing with himself. "Johnny, what the hell are you doing!"
"I'm playing poker, Daddy."
"Oh, really... well, where's your wild card?"
Johnny grinned and replied, "With a hand like this, who needs a wild card!"