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Harley Davidson:-))
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, I want to hang out with God!"
So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, I want to hang out with God!"
So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Cherokee Wisdom...
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside eople.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.
One is Evil.
It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is Good.
It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather,
"Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied,
"The one you feed."
He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.
One is Evil.
It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is Good.
It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather,
"Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied,
"The one you feed."
RE: Cherokee Wisdom...
Very true Nadeen :)
I also have a little perverted fox inside that I feed quite a lot too:P
I also have a little perverted fox inside that I feed quite a lot too:P
RE: Cherokee Wisdom...
INYF relax some you wont miss much if you miss reading a post or two....
RE: Cherokee Wisdom...
Your right I do have stuff to say - 99.99% of it complete crap but stuff nonetheless :D
RE: Cherokee Wisdom...
yep, and it's that other 0.01% that I am hanging around here waiting for ... I know it will come one day, and I think that day must come soon, probably the day after I see a real female boob for the first time ...
RE: Cherokee Wisdom...
please, dont spoil your fox with too much sweets, INYF...it can get fat :D
RE: for clever ppl
Try going into your control panel then power settings and see what settings the pc has for sleep or hibernate selections?
RE: for clever ppl
right-click "my computer" on your desktop, then click "properties" on the menu that pops up....then click the "advanced" tab....then click the "settings" button beneath where it says "startup and recovery"....then, beneath where it says "system failure", click to take the check mark away beside where it says "automatically restart".
do all that, and the next time your computer has trouble, it should give an error message instead of just rebooting.....write down that error message and post it here....that might give some better clue to someone more clever than me as to what might be wrong. :p
do all that, and the next time your computer has trouble, it should give an error message instead of just rebooting.....write down that error message and post it here....that might give some better clue to someone more clever than me as to what might be wrong. :p
RE: for clever ppl
Ok, there are a few free spyware programs out there
that are quite good.
spyware blaster
spybot search and destroy.
both of those are free.
pest patrol, and system mechanic are
both payware, but both very good.
also, make sure you dont allow popups
on your computer. be careful with java
as well.
that are quite good.
spyware blaster
spybot search and destroy.
both of those are free.
pest patrol, and system mechanic are
both payware, but both very good.
also, make sure you dont allow popups
on your computer. be careful with java
as well.
RE: for clever ppl
was a defect on HP pcs that did this
had a tech try to fix it but was a flaw in the machine
finaly after 3 pc's i changed to sony have nod had a problem since
had a tech try to fix it but was a flaw in the machine
finaly after 3 pc's i changed to sony have nod had a problem since
RE: for clever ppl
1.Virus>>(reinstall your OS)
2.It's time to reinstall your OS>>(reinstall your OS)
3.You have your motherboard incompatibility with some other hardware>>(carry your pc to some computer service firm)
2.It's time to reinstall your OS>>(reinstall your OS)
3.You have your motherboard incompatibility with some other hardware>>(carry your pc to some computer service firm)
RE: for clever ppl
I have had this problem before, actually twice, with my computers at work. The first time it was because the processor overheated and the second time it was because a stick of RAM memory went bad. I discovered cause of the first problem as soon as I opened up the computer's case and saw that the heatsink clip had broken and the heatsink was no longer sitting on the CPU properly. I used a free, downloadable memory testing program called DocMemory to find the second problem. It's available at http://www.simmtester.com/PAGE/products/doc/docinfo.asp.
Random reboots are not caused by viruses and rogue spyware nearly as many times as people think. Good luck!
Random reboots are not caused by viruses and rogue spyware nearly as many times as people think. Good luck!
Not Happy
I'm not very happy at all. I work for a large Government department (should give those who know me a clue) and last week was at home on leave (should give some more of you a clue). Government computer systems do not allow access to 'THIS TYPE OF SITE', but I 've found a back door.
Why I'm pissed off is, I cant access any photos, any vid, any text chat, and, worst of all, following last week, I can't access comm-chat.
Can you imagine how frustrating that is!!!!!
Why I'm pissed off is, I cant access any photos, any vid, any text chat, and, worst of all, following last week, I can't access comm-chat.
Can you imagine how frustrating that is!!!!!
RE: Not Happy to INYF
Always one for the negative aspect. :-)
I do work for my money, but it is nice to have some quality time between customers.
The stress and tension of this position can be untenable.
I do work for my money, but it is nice to have some quality time between customers.
The stress and tension of this position can be untenable.
RE: Not Happy to INYF
I would disagree that my post was particularly negative.
Perhaps I was just brought up with different values.
Perhaps I was just brought up with different values.
RE: Not Happy to INYF
you could spend your free time playing mine sweeper or solitaire.....that's always a hoot. :p
RE: Not Happy
espically when you work for the goverment at taxpayers expense and surf chat rooms and pay-per-view sex sites. Remember, you go through thier server and every site you visit will pop up on thier security logs.
RE: Not Happy
Pity you do not spend more of your time finding ways around your current circumstance. There are ways and there are ways.
RE: Not Happy
I think Anon E mouse (funny nickname by the way ;) was just being humorous about his "not happy" situation. So without taking his post too seriously, I think there's plenty of pun in it, for all to have fun! ;))
RE: Not Happy
buy a cheap PC for use at home. Then you can whack off without worrying about whether the gay guy from the next cubicle will come in when he smells cock.
RE: Not Happy
Whoops, I hope I didn't give the impression I was surfing CC instead of working. I only tried access in my tea-breaks and lunch-break when off the front line.
RE: Not Happy
if you must use the internet while at work,
buy a very cheap laptop or palm computer.
make sure you have a modem, and a cord.
also, look for a cheap i.p. that has dialup.
granted, it is slower, but then you dont have
to worry about anyone checking to see what ports
you use.
If however, they are able to check your outgoing
phonecalls, then you have to use a phone that
they have no control of. since some cell phones
allow you to use them as wireless setups, or
modems.
how badly do you want to keep your job, versus
coming here? weigh the options, choose carefully.
buy a very cheap laptop or palm computer.
make sure you have a modem, and a cord.
also, look for a cheap i.p. that has dialup.
granted, it is slower, but then you dont have
to worry about anyone checking to see what ports
you use.
If however, they are able to check your outgoing
phonecalls, then you have to use a phone that
they have no control of. since some cell phones
allow you to use them as wireless setups, or
modems.
how badly do you want to keep your job, versus
coming here? weigh the options, choose carefully.
RE: i leave cc
you r a nice young lady, Lolik ;)...i dont doubt u will find a better job and life away from here :)))))...good luck, sweety...kiss u
CC, u lose a great host :P
CC, u lose a great host :P
RE: i leave cc
Not that is refreshing...the girl is leaving but she left an email address for her friends from CC to contact her. Most just leave and never look back. Their favorite customers are left posting wheepy messages...did anyone see.....xxxx? I miss here...can anyone help me....Christ. I don't know you Lola but you have class...good luck.
RE: i leave cc
Best wishes for you pretty lil lady in your real future endeavors.
take care of U.
M-Man
take care of U.
M-Man
we take our beer seriously
www.flashbeer.com.au
p.s this will be"getemoff69" last public appearance :-))))
p.s this will be"getemoff69" last public appearance :-))))
Perspective...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=405477&in_page_id=1770
Not sure how many people are aware of this but given the number of Russian and East European input on this site I wonder what their perspective is. The reason I ask is because there have been some parallels drawn between the obsessive, stalking behavior of the UK government of every citizen and the climate of fear being cultivated in Soviet Russia. I have to admit, being somewhat of a technical bent , I worry not so much for the presence of technology and more by the idea of who uses it. I feel quite nervous of the idea that public cameras cannot be monitored by the public but instead nameless individuals in shadowy departments of the 'Authorities'. Combined with the realisation that the Oyster cards sole purpose is to track peoples traveling habits and the fact you cannot protest within a mile of the seat of government on any issue or can be held in detention without charge for months etc etc , it does make you wonder what freedoms we have left in the UK.
It is kinda spooky that V for Vendetta was released only recently. Given that I read the original graphic novel (comics) when I was still at school and would never have believed this could be real. It gives me a chill to think how naive I might have been.
Thought please?
TNTBSFO
Not sure how many people are aware of this but given the number of Russian and East European input on this site I wonder what their perspective is. The reason I ask is because there have been some parallels drawn between the obsessive, stalking behavior of the UK government of every citizen and the climate of fear being cultivated in Soviet Russia. I have to admit, being somewhat of a technical bent , I worry not so much for the presence of technology and more by the idea of who uses it. I feel quite nervous of the idea that public cameras cannot be monitored by the public but instead nameless individuals in shadowy departments of the 'Authorities'. Combined with the realisation that the Oyster cards sole purpose is to track peoples traveling habits and the fact you cannot protest within a mile of the seat of government on any issue or can be held in detention without charge for months etc etc , it does make you wonder what freedoms we have left in the UK.
It is kinda spooky that V for Vendetta was released only recently. Given that I read the original graphic novel (comics) when I was still at school and would never have believed this could be real. It gives me a chill to think how naive I might have been.
Thought please?
TNTBSFO
RE: Perspective...
It's funny and creepy, in the same time. Efficient, but how long will it take for people to know where the cameras are and do their stuff without being watched ?
RE: Perspective...
I think the US/UK current alliance has something to do with all this. Camera's are everywhere, even in places where you would never expect them. But do expect outdoor 'listening devices' to follow in the near future, if not there alreay. These technological innovations are way out of proportion, as if the alliance has gone 'overboard paranoia' if you will. Fear tactics are now readliy and easily used, even in so called democracies, and further advanced technology will only enhance this. We are all living in George Orwell's 1984. The Soviets used Fear Tactics called Confuse and Control back during the ColdWar.........Guess who uses them now? And yes, as for the 'shadowy departments' who operate all of this, they deem themselves beyond reproach, so they can never be approached.
RE: Perspective...
I think the good that the technology provides in aiding to catch criminals etc far outways the negative aspect that it may mean an individual loses a little bit of their privacy.
If some nameless individual in a shadowy department of the authorities gets excited by watching me walk to the pub and stagger back home again or gets excited that I drive my car to work and back home again then his life is even sadder than mine.
Just as long as they don't start monitoring my surfing habits I am happy :P (Yes I know that they already get recorded in some form).
If some nameless individual in a shadowy department of the authorities gets excited by watching me walk to the pub and stagger back home again or gets excited that I drive my car to work and back home again then his life is even sadder than mine.
Just as long as they don't start monitoring my surfing habits I am happy :P (Yes I know that they already get recorded in some form).
RE: Perspective...
Just watched a movie that was quite a rebuff of the current fear mongering and could also be taken tomean Soviet Russia and even Nazi Germany. Very scary stuff. The movie is "V for Vendetta".
RE: Perspective...
It is not just the use of cameras.
Cameras are everywhere. On the streets, on the roads and in most offices and shops. Unless you live in the remote highlands of Scotland or West Wales you will be caught on camera many many times in any single short trip.. but then even in the remote areas, you never really know who is watching from the sky and the real capability of those satellites.
Going back to the 60's the government monitored EVERY and ALL communications out of the country. Phone, Fax etc through GCHQ in Cheltenham. In the 80's British telecom upgraded most of the phone exchanges to "system X" that had the capability to tap ANYONES phone line electronically through software rather than through manual intervention.
Today, all communications goes through government monitoring software, whether it is phone, fax, email, internet surfing. In addition in the late 90's as well as "speed" cameras, the "traffic" camera was introduced. These are placed every few miles on all major roads (blue in colour) and on most road bridges. These monitors the road traffic conditions but additionally has the capability of scanning every cars number plate and recording every drivers face (even in the dark)
Add this together with various government departments existing citizen tracking, though tax, council tax, bank account tracking, cash withdrawal cameras, credit card usage as well as phone, mobile phone and ISP obligatory data loggings..
For those who are not caught in all this soon will be, with the obligatory carrying of ID cards with fingerprint, Iris and future DNA data.
btw.. if you innocently allow your fingerprints to be given to the police to assist ie with Hertz when you hire a car from them or as an innocence elimination process. Your prints are kept on police comparison files and not deleted afterwards..
On the plus side, the current use of UK cameras in most cases is to act as a deterrent to speeding, to crime and obviously used to detect crime after the event.. BUT.. Tomorrow??
Today, like in the African savannas, the good citizen's best protection from predators is being anonymous as part of a large crowd but the government are building an infrastructure to pick off not just the few stragglers but any and all they choose. The whole herd if they want.
Like TNT says, the behind closed doors aspect is the real worry for the future as closed doors lead to system abuse. The human species has and will always have their greedy, corrupt (and worse) with these systems can you imagine how the Nazis would have operated?
A few database clicks and a long list of Jews. Another, searching supermarket sales of Kosher food using a stores points card or bank card will list sympathisers. Another click on who accessed a Jewish website etc etc. This is TODAYS capability.
Soon new laws for real time vehicle ID tracking with built in GPS senders, ID cards/passports with RFI emitters, the authorities will know who everyone is and where everyone physically is at any and all times.. a frightening prospect!
Cameras are everywhere. On the streets, on the roads and in most offices and shops. Unless you live in the remote highlands of Scotland or West Wales you will be caught on camera many many times in any single short trip.. but then even in the remote areas, you never really know who is watching from the sky and the real capability of those satellites.
Going back to the 60's the government monitored EVERY and ALL communications out of the country. Phone, Fax etc through GCHQ in Cheltenham. In the 80's British telecom upgraded most of the phone exchanges to "system X" that had the capability to tap ANYONES phone line electronically through software rather than through manual intervention.
Today, all communications goes through government monitoring software, whether it is phone, fax, email, internet surfing. In addition in the late 90's as well as "speed" cameras, the "traffic" camera was introduced. These are placed every few miles on all major roads (blue in colour) and on most road bridges. These monitors the road traffic conditions but additionally has the capability of scanning every cars number plate and recording every drivers face (even in the dark)
Add this together with various government departments existing citizen tracking, though tax, council tax, bank account tracking, cash withdrawal cameras, credit card usage as well as phone, mobile phone and ISP obligatory data loggings..
For those who are not caught in all this soon will be, with the obligatory carrying of ID cards with fingerprint, Iris and future DNA data.
btw.. if you innocently allow your fingerprints to be given to the police to assist ie with Hertz when you hire a car from them or as an innocence elimination process. Your prints are kept on police comparison files and not deleted afterwards..
On the plus side, the current use of UK cameras in most cases is to act as a deterrent to speeding, to crime and obviously used to detect crime after the event.. BUT.. Tomorrow??
Today, like in the African savannas, the good citizen's best protection from predators is being anonymous as part of a large crowd but the government are building an infrastructure to pick off not just the few stragglers but any and all they choose. The whole herd if they want.
Like TNT says, the behind closed doors aspect is the real worry for the future as closed doors lead to system abuse. The human species has and will always have their greedy, corrupt (and worse) with these systems can you imagine how the Nazis would have operated?
A few database clicks and a long list of Jews. Another, searching supermarket sales of Kosher food using a stores points card or bank card will list sympathisers. Another click on who accessed a Jewish website etc etc. This is TODAYS capability.
Soon new laws for real time vehicle ID tracking with built in GPS senders, ID cards/passports with RFI emitters, the authorities will know who everyone is and where everyone physically is at any and all times.. a frightening prospect!
RE: Perspective...
While I agree that a database would have made it easier for the Nazis to identify Jewish people history has shown us that, unfortunately, they managed to achieve this very effectively without a database.
You could also turn your argument around and say that had todays technology been around at the time of the Nazis the full horrors of what was actually going on would have been much more easily available for all the world to see.
I am still of the opinion that if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
You could also turn your argument around and say that had todays technology been around at the time of the Nazis the full horrors of what was actually going on would have been much more easily available for all the world to see.
I am still of the opinion that if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
RE: Perspective...
And with all due respect INYF, please do remember a quote from history; "Power Corrupts, and Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely." Shadowy Types don't need armbands anymore, all they use now are identification nameplates, and these can be removed whenever they come out of their shadows.
RE: Perspective...
as long as you're a good, decent, morally upright citizen who wouldn't dare question that the powers-that-be only have you and your fellow good, decent, morally upright citizens best interests at heart, you should have nothing at all to hide......really now, who but an enemy of the state, an enemy to you and me and all good people, would be concerned about such a thing?
and like a big brother is something bad anyway....come on, big brothers are awesome...they protect little brothers from bullies on the play ground and they look out for their little sisters and make sure they aren't taken advantage of by creepy, porn obsessed, sexual deviant-types....big brothers are the best. :)
later all, i'm off to today's 3 minute hate......i'm not sure, but i think we're gonna go off on persians today...mmmm....i'm feeling tingly and brimming with patriotic rage already. :)
and like a big brother is something bad anyway....come on, big brothers are awesome...they protect little brothers from bullies on the play ground and they look out for their little sisters and make sure they aren't taken advantage of by creepy, porn obsessed, sexual deviant-types....big brothers are the best. :)
later all, i'm off to today's 3 minute hate......i'm not sure, but i think we're gonna go off on persians today...mmmm....i'm feeling tingly and brimming with patriotic rage already. :)
RE: Perspective...
But who, Mr. Anonymous, determines what makes a person "an enemy of the state". What you deem as a seemingly innocent event or a harmless guilty pleasure might be considered, by those who wish to have complete and absolute control over it's citizens, as a dangerous and intolerable act? For example, what if the powers that be deemed that... regardless of the content of the message... making an Anonymous post in a public forum was an attempt to circumvent public safety tracking measures put in place by the government to protect it's citizens, thereby making that person a threat and an enemy of the state which was punishable by life imprisonment or even death? Your little post could have resulted in your house being stormed by heavily armed government security forces in the middle of the night to place you under arrest and transport you to a state correctional facility where you could be... held indefinitely without a right to legal council, interrogated, and even tortured... while the powers that be determined your fate. What if the government also had the power to seize all of your assets, your house and to charge any family members or residents living in that house as sympathesizers or accomplices in crime, and therefore also enemies of the state worthy of the same fate as you? An extreme example, maybe, but not impossible. Just watching the news and hearing what some leaders are doing or secretly trying to do to their citizens makes you wonder how many of the their countries inmates are actual criminals or just citizens who opinions or views, the leader feels, pose a threat to their ability to have complete and absolute control. Putin is a perfect example of that.
RE: Perspective...
Maybe it is bacause I am such a paragon of virtue that I have never encountered any of these shadowy types. With or without their nameplates. :D
RE: Perspective...
It's an excellent point BTB. And after hearing your true story, It reminded me of a similar true story that occured in the city in which I live in the states. Yes, nowadays, and I'm certainly not talking about 10 or 20 or more years ago.......It's fair to say that if one is suspected of something, just by a 'knock on the door,' then one is presumed GUILTY of doing whatever.......Even if one is completely innocent, "nowadays" one must prove one's INNOCENCE, and even then, if one is cleared of all charges, their name still goes on a permanent list-data base...........So "that knock on the door" could still come back to haunt one, all over again, simply by being retained in the computer files of certain authorities. In the US, certain states still have the death penalty for capital crimes, and sadly, innocent people have been wrongfully executed. To execute an innocent person, is the ultimate crime!
RE: Perspective...
just saw the trailer V for Vendetta, and was intersting to find out that it was made by the same producers of TheMatrix........If anyone has seen The Matrix, it has overtones to the world becoming an enevitable police state..........but instead of being "overtly oppressive" the Authorities (government) make it appear as though civil society is content with itself, and docile, just as long as all of the citizens fall in line with the governmental propaganda. Of course it is illegal to even question the 'powers at be.' Another good movie on a similar parallel is RED CELL. Although made a few years ago, it gives an excellent inside view of a country that is still a dictatorship, but claims to be a free market economy.
RE: Perspective...
anyone conserned , should read 1984. george orwell or see the terry gilliam movie brasil ... both these should scare the pants off you , but there are a must read for these times ... and anyone one in the uk who realy belives in the conservitives should shoot them selfs now because off the paranioa they have created about imagration restrictions they wish to impose before 2007 , before romania and moldova join the EU .... personaly i cant wait for it'll make it easyer to get to there , rather than pissing about here in the pissing rain :D
RE: Perspective...
another excellent and must read on this subject is another George Orwell classic, ANIMAL FARM......having read it some 20 years ago, it is still a masterpiece, and always will be!
RE: Perspective...
I assure you I have absolutely no plans to shoot myself (I know that might upset a few people) haha.
RE: Perspective...
It is sad the state of the world and its affairs.
How current tech can be used to keep track of
you and follow you is frightening.
The old phrase of "if you're an honest man, you
have nothing to fear" comes to mind.
We know that via google, you can find out some
things about people just with the basics of
information.
We know that people can track you through a
busy street, casino, office building.
We know that they can compare your face structure,
to people on record, just in case theres been a crime or
some other wrong doing.
As for the big brother in the sky, the military keeps tight
lipped about the resolution of those images.
For those techs out there that know about signal processing and other forms of math for that,
you can probably guess its quite high, even at a
distance of several miles in orbit.
As for your phone, well, we know that information
is stored on it, and if you donate it to someplace,
they can get that information off of it.
You take your computer into the repair place, you
basically give them freedom to go snooping into
what you have on it, files, movies, etc etc.
If they deem that theres something that is,
suspicious or strange, guess what, youre reported.
They either call the authorities, or put some spyware
into it to keep an eye on you and your activities.
So, welcome to this wonderful planet kids.
Your rights are being trampled and ignored.
You have less each day that passes.
How current tech can be used to keep track of
you and follow you is frightening.
The old phrase of "if you're an honest man, you
have nothing to fear" comes to mind.
We know that via google, you can find out some
things about people just with the basics of
information.
We know that people can track you through a
busy street, casino, office building.
We know that they can compare your face structure,
to people on record, just in case theres been a crime or
some other wrong doing.
As for the big brother in the sky, the military keeps tight
lipped about the resolution of those images.
For those techs out there that know about signal processing and other forms of math for that,
you can probably guess its quite high, even at a
distance of several miles in orbit.
As for your phone, well, we know that information
is stored on it, and if you donate it to someplace,
they can get that information off of it.
You take your computer into the repair place, you
basically give them freedom to go snooping into
what you have on it, files, movies, etc etc.
If they deem that theres something that is,
suspicious or strange, guess what, youre reported.
They either call the authorities, or put some spyware
into it to keep an eye on you and your activities.
So, welcome to this wonderful planet kids.
Your rights are being trampled and ignored.
You have less each day that passes.
RE: Perspective...
I think it was an excellent subject matter, certainly worth the effort to contribute to this thread! Thanks TNT!
reality
i completely support the bush administration; i admire karl rove; i love the fact that Halliburton has the contract for rebuliding Iraq, and am pleased for dick cheny; even though around 100 innocent people die each day in iraq, i know it's necessary; im glad that Saddam is on trial, but ive completely forgotton about bin laden; i even support the bombing of civilians in Lebanon; i could go on and on and on; so then, why am i so hated?
RE: reality part2
well lets see......moving right along, I'm all in favor of the gap that does nothing but get larger between rich and poor, and is slowly weaning out the American middle class.......there are approximately 40 million citizens without health insurance, or who have no access to any kind of medical care.........and we can't even insure the safety for our citizens at our southern most border.........my, my, we 're "batting a thousand!"..........more good news to follow, maybe?
RE: reality part2
thanks for your comments Christian, and unfortunately, most are not interested in my current condition which is not getting any better by the way. As my forefathers once said........"a country of the people, by the people, and for the people." Now those words no longer seem appropriate, as the People put more and more of their trust in the 'powers at be'....and forget that they, the people, are in fact what the country is all about...........it is not about the wealthy, or the privledged few, the so called elite, who maintain their base in a place called the District of Columbia. A place, far, far away, and removed 'almost' completely from the American mainstream.........
RE: a man asked me ......
I this you Nadya? If it is, just take him to the jewellers and buy him a ring, put it through his nose, and don't let him escape :-)
RE: a man asked me ......
lololo, it is me......heehehhee, he won't run himself.....hehhehehehe still thanks for advice........hahaha, i will die of laugh now.......hehehee
RE: a man asked me ......
careful he may want you to put that finger where the sun don't shine. LOL!!
RE: It's my Birthday Tomorrow (Sept 18)
Happy Birthday!!!! MIne is the next day on the 19th. Can we celebrate together? :-))
RE: It's my Birthday Tomorrow (Sept 18)
Happy birthday to u :)
Happy birthday to u :)
Happy birthday dear SexySiren
Happy birthday to u :)
Congratulations
Happy birthday to u :)
Happy birthday dear SexySiren
Happy birthday to u :)
Congratulations
RE: It's my Birthday Tomorrow (Sept 18)
Can't feed you but..
http://www.aua.am/cafeteria/pastries/tort.jpg
Happy birthday!
http://www.aua.am/cafeteria/pastries/tort.jpg
Happy birthday!
RE: It's my Birthday Tomorrow (Sept 18)
I see you got a chance to view the forums today Lia. :P
Hope you got my messages Lia :)) And i hope you had a wonderful day yesterday and that your heart and eyes lit up with all the presents you got.. :))
Hugs and kisses :)
Hope you got my messages Lia :)) And i hope you had a wonderful day yesterday and that your heart and eyes lit up with all the presents you got.. :))
Hugs and kisses :)
Love Recipe:-))
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
Look into laughing eyes.
Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out gently until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight.)
The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5, or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
If cake rises, leave town.
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
Look into laughing eyes.
Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out gently until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight.)
The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5, or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
If cake rises, leave town.
Live to be 80:-))
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then, he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/ballooning/rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then, he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/ballooning/rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
How to me now to act?????
Me 38 years. And so happened, that for the sake of interest go in , I have seen HER. Also has grown fond at first sight. It would happen, even if I simply would meet her in the street. She one of models, her 24 years. After several pvt we any more did not represent life the friend one out the one. Met in real life twice and were happy together. But now she has told to me, that during same time met others old members. She has told, that between her and them sex was not. I not believe in it though I understand, that should her trust, if really I like. And now I do not know, that to me to do. Really it is impossible for anybody to trust?
RE: How to me now to act?????
Hell no you can't trust her! I just finished having sex with her and then she went to go meet you. Open your eyes, this is a pay-per-view site. These girls will go with those that pay.
RE: How to me now to act?????
She is familiar with them longer, than with me, but met between my arrivals to her:-(
RE: How to me now to act?????
Don't be sad. You enjoy her company here, you enjoyed it there, I'm sure. That's all that should matter. :)
If the relationship between you and she develops into one where you both agree to be monogamous and committed and true to each other, then cool. If you try to force it though, or if you make yourself sick wondering how worthy she is of your trust, you're going to make her feel like you're incapable of trusting her at all.
Just continue enjoying her company and keep up your efforts to make sure she enjoys yours too. Try to focus on the things you can control and make sure they're positive things. :)
If the relationship between you and she develops into one where you both agree to be monogamous and committed and true to each other, then cool. If you try to force it though, or if you make yourself sick wondering how worthy she is of your trust, you're going to make her feel like you're incapable of trusting her at all.
Just continue enjoying her company and keep up your efforts to make sure she enjoys yours too. Try to focus on the things you can control and make sure they're positive things. :)
RE: How to me now to act?????
Thank for support. I shall try to cope with this problem, with the jealousy.
RE: How to me now to act?????
If she welcomed men that she met here to spend time with her in real life, I can only assume she at least welcomed the possibility to sex them up if it turned out that she liked them in real life as much as she did in chat.
Whether you should be thankful that those guys turned out to be unfuckable, or you should be thankful instead that she just couldn't bring herself to bone them because of her feelings for you, you'll never really know. It's up to you to decide only if you'll let such thoughts drive you crazy.
Whether you should be thankful that those guys turned out to be unfuckable, or you should be thankful instead that she just couldn't bring herself to bone them because of her feelings for you, you'll never really know. It's up to you to decide only if you'll let such thoughts drive you crazy.
RE: How to me now to act?????
Just as she has enjoyed the company of other men, you have probably enjoyed the company of other women, yes? So if you have enjoyed being with other women, does that make you untrustworth?
Think about it.
Think about it.
RE: How to me now to act?????
Other women after acquaintance to her do not interest me. And at me is not present the slightest desire someone to meet, except for her. Let even two times one year.
RE: How to me now to act?????
trust for others must first come from within.judge others as you would behave until they prove different.jealousy is like a cancer,once you feel it it grows & grows inside until it becomes all consuming & reality is hard to differentiate from a fertile imagination.the most innocent action can become something more to a jealous person...
Imagine - John Lennon
I forget how many people are too young (already) to remember this. comments on what it means to all are welcome:
John Lennon - Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
John Lennon - Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
Even if I'm young, I know the song, and I believe there are many other younger than me that know it..
But about the meaning.. heh, utopia.. There are many dreamers, but there are more people that have different dreams than ours.
But about the meaning.. heh, utopia.. There are many dreamers, but there are more people that have different dreams than ours.
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
He's waiting to be kissed to be a prince... he can't be my prince though :)
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
well...and i am waiting to be kissed to wake up ....dont know yet, whose princess i am :D lol
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
Looking at your pictures I would kiss you :D
and I think you'd make a great vampire teehee even more reason to kiss you :D
and I think you'd make a great vampire teehee even more reason to kiss you :D
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
I'm not sure about making a great vampire tehee, but i will definitely wake up after your kiss, Psy :)))))
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
Do you know what girls? Everybody should kiss everybody...so Nadeen will be awaken, Psy will be happy...and finally i'll be a prince:PP
Ps: Nadeen you are a princess of prince:PPPP
Ps: Nadeen you are a princess of prince:PPPP
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
...and Nadeencess of Nadeence :D LOL
no, Alex, I'm outta threesome...i know it's a bummer for u, so sorry :((
furthermore, i like my lil funny talking frog in my pocket, u know :))))...i'll give u my kiss later :P
and i don't mind to kiss Psy right now :D (sweet and friendly) :PPP
well...the time to fall asleep again now :)
no, Alex, I'm outta threesome...i know it's a bummer for u, so sorry :((
furthermore, i like my lil funny talking frog in my pocket, u know :))))...i'll give u my kiss later :P
and i don't mind to kiss Psy right now :D (sweet and friendly) :PPP
well...the time to fall asleep again now :)
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
I see you love eachother...feck, why all beauty girls are lesbians??:PPPP
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
I remember the day he was shot, and them
letting the kids in highschool know.
The room was stunned.
letting the kids in highschool know.
The room was stunned.
RE: Imagine - John Lennon
imagine was just voted the top song of the 20th century in australia. some classics in the list & although imagine was not my favourite i think they made a good choice.such beautiful hopeful lyrics :-)))
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
As I remember one famous sentence.I'm not sure I translated correctly it from russian, but it sounds something like.
If you consider something is yours you should allow this to leave you.If it doesn't return to you then perhaps it has never been yours.
If you consider something is yours you should allow this to leave you.If it doesn't return to you then perhaps it has never been yours.
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
"f you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. We do not possess anything in this world, least of all other people. We only imagine that we do. Our friends, our lovers, our spouses, even our children are not ours; they belong only to themselves. Possessive and controlling friendships and relationships can be as harmful as neglect."
Alison Willcocks
I think perhaps that was what you were refering to Gorty.
TNTTT
Alison Willcocks
I think perhaps that was what you were refering to Gorty.
TNTTT
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
Oh and before anyone goes all anal-retentive on me , yes I KNOW it is a translation from a chinese proverb. But that is how I rember it in English, ok?
TNTE
TNTE
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
In the version I have heard (not applicable here) the third part says "but if it just sits around your place doing nothing, eating your food and drinking your drink and doesn't seem to realise it is allowed to leave then you either married it or gave birth to it."
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
According to this Russian wisdom, I let my ex husband free to date a Russian girl...and he was gone! LOL
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
if he does n't love u or want u dont try anymore...move on with ur life sweety...i know its hard but after a point we must keep our dignity..trust me on that!
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
girl, it was necessary to think earlier to not admit it...
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
if you want him back make him jealous of you . make him regret leaving you
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
Im not coming back; I found my true love in a banana
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
Yes, make him angry & jelous by having sex with many many men. Walk into a bar with one boob hanging out and let any man that wants to grope you have his way with you.
PS I'll be in the Topsy Turvy Bar at 8:00 tomorow nice, I'm the one wearing a turttle neck tank top, slippers with black socks and a toupee with a chin strap
PS I'll be in the Topsy Turvy Bar at 8:00 tomorow nice, I'm the one wearing a turttle neck tank top, slippers with black socks and a toupee with a chin strap
RE: how can i make my ex bf to come back to me
Thanks for the tip. I'll put on my best wig and make up and my slinky red dress.
Don't tweak my nipples too hard :)
Don't tweak my nipples too hard :)
Lelliane
Anyone know what happened to Lelliane and how I can contact her. I am over from Malasia soon
RE: why dont gay guys come to me?
i like blue colour to but i`m not gay.. :P what have u on thats blue impy:P
RE: why dont gay guys come to me?
Because we can't tell wjhat your pic means. Is it chat or is it ????
:-)
:-)
RE: help them!
Yep they sure are some pathetic creatures ( losers,wakners ..call 'em whatever you wanna ). Not everyone is charismatic,confident,smart,pretty,funny...etc. But hey,if we'd all be the same,wouldn't that just be boring ? ( Who'd make your payments then ? ;-) )
RE: help them!
Good for u olga, they need help..
Many of the lonely and sad ones just haven`t got the confidence to do anything about there lifes is all.. They have got stuck in a rut is all, and just can`t climb out no matter how they wish they could, and its not laziness, they just don`t realise that ppl do care about them. And some are just to shy and quiet and are afraid to try incase they get set back, it`s why they don`t try in the first place cos they are scared of being rejected, and being so shy and quiet its hard to make friends, cos the ppl you try to be friends with think ur boring cos ur so quiet and no fun.. :(
It`s a vicious circle.. Specially if those ppl don`t give you the time of day... All they see is a sad boring guy, and thats the trouble, cos they judge by the appearance and not what is inside, which they would find out if they got to know them..
Thats the trouble with these days, its all about appearance, and if you don`t look the part u don`t fit in.. :(
But again good for u Olga, i hope you bring a few of them out of their shells a bit more and to gradually be more happier with themselves and with being with others.....
Kisses and hugs to one that noticed.. :)
Many of the lonely and sad ones just haven`t got the confidence to do anything about there lifes is all.. They have got stuck in a rut is all, and just can`t climb out no matter how they wish they could, and its not laziness, they just don`t realise that ppl do care about them. And some are just to shy and quiet and are afraid to try incase they get set back, it`s why they don`t try in the first place cos they are scared of being rejected, and being so shy and quiet its hard to make friends, cos the ppl you try to be friends with think ur boring cos ur so quiet and no fun.. :(
It`s a vicious circle.. Specially if those ppl don`t give you the time of day... All they see is a sad boring guy, and thats the trouble, cos they judge by the appearance and not what is inside, which they would find out if they got to know them..
Thats the trouble with these days, its all about appearance, and if you don`t look the part u don`t fit in.. :(
But again good for u Olga, i hope you bring a few of them out of their shells a bit more and to gradually be more happier with themselves and with being with others.....
Kisses and hugs to one that noticed.. :)
RE: help them!
Will you try and cheer me up Lena :( I really am a poor thing :(
But I'm going to practice what you said.
I'm unique I'm unique I'm the only person under the sun who is this smelly, ugly , shallow and rude.
Hey it's working I feel happier already :P
But I'm going to practice what you said.
I'm unique I'm unique I'm the only person under the sun who is this smelly, ugly , shallow and rude.
Hey it's working I feel happier already :P
RE: help them!
lena your heart is in the right place & your intentions are honourable but as has been said by others in this post the need for change must come from within them. when they come to visit you is do your best to improve their self esteem.if they leave your room happier than when they entered it you have succeeded.
RE: help them!
Somebody on here who finally gets it, and everyone makes fun of her!!! grrrrrrrrrr...
RE: help them!
lena i think it is very honourable and noble that you care so much, if there were a few more people in the world like you then maybe it would not be in the state it is in
and dont let the negative comments from some of the other people here stop you from being kind enough to care and who knows, maybe the lonely people will see your message and smile.
and dont let the negative comments from some of the other people here stop you from being kind enough to care and who knows, maybe the lonely people will see your message and smile.
RE: help them!
i wonder which part of you is adorable DOM coz its clearly not your warmth and kindness for your fellow human
RE: help them!
you would be surprised at what i can get DOM, and i would like to say for the record i dont think olgaolga was bragging or showing off but i guess people will read it how they want to read it
to dom and others
yes better think again about if she is one of thouse sad ppl or not:)think deeply,and think not less than 2times to be sure before posting:)u simply dont know how she grunts at mornings:Dhehe
well yes i can agree that some ppl dont want to change,they refuse the all the attempts of other ppl to help them.yes,maybe some ppl like to be like this,but less of them,only a few...not all!some r just really not sure of themseves,shy to open their souls,but they have reasons for it,trying to fing a key to their heart help them to believe in themselfes and then seeing them happy and satisfied with life is a great thing:)
:)
well yes i can agree that some ppl dont want to change,they refuse the all the attempts of other ppl to help them.yes,maybe some ppl like to be like this,but less of them,only a few...not all!some r just really not sure of themseves,shy to open their souls,but they have reasons for it,trying to fing a key to their heart help them to believe in themselfes and then seeing them happy and satisfied with life is a great thing:)
:)
to DOM
she is not shouting this at every corner,show me where is it writen "I M GREAT!!!I HELPED HIM!!!!I THINK I DESERVE AN ORDER OF NOBILITY!!"
where?where is it?she just asked others not to ignore such ppl,not to allow them to live their boring lifes,but to help them..to improve.dont think its bad.she is just very nice person who cares about ppl,and it doesnt matter to her where r they in real life or at the other side of computer..i think not only "these sad ppl" need help,but also we,coz we need to learn from olgaolga to be as king and caring as she,as u can see at replies,not so many people share her opinion,or even can understand what she is speaking about.pity but for many people here the thought and idea of helping others is as far as stars:((((
where?where is it?she just asked others not to ignore such ppl,not to allow them to live their boring lifes,but to help them..to improve.dont think its bad.she is just very nice person who cares about ppl,and it doesnt matter to her where r they in real life or at the other side of computer..i think not only "these sad ppl" need help,but also we,coz we need to learn from olgaolga to be as king and caring as she,as u can see at replies,not so many people share her opinion,or even can understand what she is speaking about.pity but for many people here the thought and idea of helping others is as far as stars:((((
RE: help them!
You are a nice girl!! and badman is not so bad, it seems!!...mmmm, nice to discover!
My secret wish is to make ImNotYourFriend happy! He doesnt want, though..he said I am not innocent.LOL
My secret wish is to make ImNotYourFriend happy! He doesnt want, though..he said I am not innocent.LOL
to BRM,me,...
I have known Adorable Anja for a long time already.And I think she is really sweetheart.Hmm I see what sense you see in her reply but english is not her native language and it's not my native language as well.Very often ppl don't express their ideas well.Even in my real life when I'm chatting to russians on russian I may be misexpress what I wanted to tell.
But I don't think that you should judge Anja only from her 1 sentence.I don't think she meant actually what you saw in her post.
She is very sweet, kind, funny but at the same time very sensitive and friendly. And btw as you noticed she didn't tell anything bad about olgaolga, she told only what she thought about that post by oglaolga.
And I think I must agree with Anja that sometimes it's really useless to try to help some ppl.Seems they are happy in their misfortune and don't want to go out of their depression.And may be I'm mistaken but I find that olgaolga meant to express by her original post the feelings what appeared in her after she have read some posts below.But perhaps Anja didn't read them.
But I don't think that you should judge Anja only from her 1 sentence.I don't think she meant actually what you saw in her post.
She is very sweet, kind, funny but at the same time very sensitive and friendly. And btw as you noticed she didn't tell anything bad about olgaolga, she told only what she thought about that post by oglaolga.
And I think I must agree with Anja that sometimes it's really useless to try to help some ppl.Seems they are happy in their misfortune and don't want to go out of their depression.And may be I'm mistaken but I find that olgaolga meant to express by her original post the feelings what appeared in her after she have read some posts below.But perhaps Anja didn't read them.
RE: help them!
Seeing your post made me a little happier :)
Now all I have to do is try and figure out who you are :P
Are you sure I said you weren't innocent ? I was more likely to say you are far too innocent for such a nasty pervert as me.
Now all I have to do is try and figure out who you are :P
Are you sure I said you weren't innocent ? I was more likely to say you are far too innocent for such a nasty pervert as me.
RE: help them!
Oops I never was the brightest button in the box :)
There just might be a clue as to who you are in your name :P
There just might be a clue as to who you are in your name :P
RE: help them!
Long time ago, you said you are old, ugly and pervert.I answered that I am young, beautiful and innocent!
You:Ah, all started soo nice..last about innocence killed my dreams!
Something like this, maybe more beautiful said.
That day, I fell in love! I even repeated your words to my man! He laughed.Now we like you, both!
You:Ah, all started soo nice..last about innocence killed my dreams!
Something like this, maybe more beautiful said.
That day, I fell in love! I even repeated your words to my man! He laughed.Now we like you, both!
RE: help them!
lol Thank you for clearing that up :P
You see it wasn't that I didn't believe you that you were innocent only that a young , beautiful, innocent girl is far too nice for me and should stay innocent :D
You see it wasn't that I didn't believe you that you were innocent only that a young , beautiful, innocent girl is far too nice for me and should stay innocent :D
RE: help them!
Well the bickering aside (as expected) it is a very honest and accurate observation that a lot of members on this site are indeed lonely or in need of support or reassurance. Nothing wrong in that.. CC is for everyone , the shy and confident alike ('cept the real turd heads, of course). It is often noted that some of the most extrovert performers and comedians and actors, are in themselves still quite insecure and often are given to depression and loneliness. It can happen to anyone. Giving someone a little bit of attention every now and again is sometimes what people need. And if you are doing that Olga then it is nothing to be ashamed of, but neither must you feel you have to cure people of their troubles. There is a lot of truth to the idea that people bring the majority of trouble onto themselves and that the only way to dig yourself out of a hole is to climb out. Doesn't mean someone cannot give you a helping hand or the odd encouragement but you cannot expect people to lift you up and away. I think this is what you have to accept Olga. And don't feel bad because of sad people. Not everyone in the world can be laughing at the same time. And there will always be people worse of than you, though I would speculate that anyone who navigates their way to CC are not really amongst the most needy.
None of us are Atlas no matter who we are. So none of us can carry the worlds problems alone either. Share a little happiness and the world becomes lighter. If we all did so I am sure the world would easily be lifted too.
TNTSSTM
None of us are Atlas no matter who we are. So none of us can carry the worlds problems alone either. Share a little happiness and the world becomes lighter. If we all did so I am sure the world would easily be lifted too.
TNTSSTM
RE: help them!
Well, that supposition can really be applied the internet in general. People are often 'larger than life' on the internet and ego's have a way of being inflated even when they are quite modest otherwise. Of course that is not the whole truth though. As occasionally you do get the odd person who is 'exactly what they say on the tin'.
It costs nothing to be polite to people and to give them the benefit of the doubt. If someone says they feel low is there any point in making fun of them? How would you feel if someone did that to you? That being said if they are looking for a pyschiatrist perhaps CC is not the most ideal place to look ;)
TNTWSSA
It costs nothing to be polite to people and to give them the benefit of the doubt. If someone says they feel low is there any point in making fun of them? How would you feel if someone did that to you? That being said if they are looking for a pyschiatrist perhaps CC is not the most ideal place to look ;)
TNTWSSA
RE: TV,beer or LITTLEIMPY
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality.
21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a BEER in public.
23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. BEER doesn't get cramps.
37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
38. BEER doesn't have morals.
39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. BEER always listens and never argues.
41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. BEER doesn't demand legality.
45. BEER is never overweight.
46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. BEER never changes its mind.
54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.
61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
62. BEER NEVER says no.
63. BEER is easy to get into.
64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs
66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
71. BEER doesn't blow you off.
72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A BEER doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.
80. A BEER will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials wit babies are "cute".
81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "Doberman" instead of "doberperson".
83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
87. A BEER won't whine that seat belts hurt.
88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse you of it.
101. A BEER won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
102. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A BEER will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A BEER will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn't make you ill.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality.
21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a BEER in public.
23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. BEER doesn't get cramps.
37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
38. BEER doesn't have morals.
39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. BEER always listens and never argues.
41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. BEER doesn't demand legality.
45. BEER is never overweight.
46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. BEER never changes its mind.
54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.
61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
62. BEER NEVER says no.
63. BEER is easy to get into.
64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs
66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
71. BEER doesn't blow you off.
72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A BEER doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.
80. A BEER will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials wit babies are "cute".
81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "Doberman" instead of "doberperson".
83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
87. A BEER won't whine that seat belts hurt.
88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse you of it.
101. A BEER won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
102. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A BEER will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A BEER will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn't make you ill.
RE: TV,beer or LITTLEIMPY
Can i have littleimpy all night and the next day too.. Hell can i have littleimpy all week :))
RE: TV,beer or LITTLEIMPY
dude, if you bang her for a whole week, she will have to change her name to Little Limpy ... at least Little Bow-legged
RE: TV,beer or LITTLEIMPY
Littleimpy pass me the beer and change the channel for me, thats a good girl :)