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And another
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly.
Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot.
Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot.
RE: And another
and as the bullet flew by he realised that bitches man saved a few quid he shot me in the head and made a mess of her lon ghanny
RE: And another
I assume she was using a 9 mm, as most hangun loads, are subsonic and can not outrace the speed of sound to the intended target, there are a few but most such major loads would preably be punishing to such a sweet and gentle lady that would stand so provacatively nude in front of the mirror. Now if he had seen her drawing her weapon of choice and he also returned fire using his 357Sig. then possible both would have been dead while hearing the single report of her weapon only. Just something to think about .hmmmmm?!
RE: hmmmm
You need to feel good about yourself.
Self respect is so important!
Do only what you feel comfortable doing.
We are adults, we should not feel
pressured to do what we don't want to.
There are different things a chathost
can offer a viewer besides sex.
Be creative :)
Also for chathosts.
There is nothing wrong with the human body, sex and
exploring our sexuality.
It is very important to our well being, as well as
the greatest enjoyment and a healthy self respect!
Self respect is so important!
Do only what you feel comfortable doing.
We are adults, we should not feel
pressured to do what we don't want to.
There are different things a chathost
can offer a viewer besides sex.
Be creative :)
Also for chathosts.
There is nothing wrong with the human body, sex and
exploring our sexuality.
It is very important to our well being, as well as
the greatest enjoyment and a healthy self respect!
Beautiful:-))
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "Beautiful" in the same sentences twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought My mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just freakin beautiful!'
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just freakin beautiful!'
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
Thank you for posting that. Rest in Peace Steve and Thank you for all that you gave to this world in the short time you had. You are missed but never forgotten.
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
It's a very fitting tribute to him imshy......I wouldn't be surprised at all if the government of Australia were to award his family with The Order of Australia in his honor, posthumously, for his conservation efforts in the field of wildlife preservation...... :))
RE: Steve Irwin tribute
Look out for the shark picture, crikey!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2C0tv2D-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2C0tv2D-I
help me
I need your help! I have a friend I've known for about 10 years. We e-mail almost every day and get together about once a month. The problem is, my friend is an A-type personality narcissist, and I am growing tired of her.
Everything that is said or done has become a contest as to who is smarter/better (I am corrected on my e-mail spelling); she beats issues into the ground to make sure she has the last word. She is late to our get-togethers except when she comes to my house, and then she ignores my length of stay requests (comes early, leaves late).
She's started to be rude and condescending, complains about everything in her life and gossips to no end. She just takes too much energy, and I no longer enjoy her company and wish no further contact with her. My problem: If I tell her all this, she will deny everything and attack me.
I simply want to go away quietly, never to have our paths cross again. If I am vague, she will hunt me down to find out why. I don't want to be rude or mean, I just want to end the friendship.
Everything that is said or done has become a contest as to who is smarter/better (I am corrected on my e-mail spelling); she beats issues into the ground to make sure she has the last word. She is late to our get-togethers except when she comes to my house, and then she ignores my length of stay requests (comes early, leaves late).
She's started to be rude and condescending, complains about everything in her life and gossips to no end. She just takes too much energy, and I no longer enjoy her company and wish no further contact with her. My problem: If I tell her all this, she will deny everything and attack me.
I simply want to go away quietly, never to have our paths cross again. If I am vague, she will hunt me down to find out why. I don't want to be rude or mean, I just want to end the friendship.
RE: help me
hahah, reminds me of those two from "Friends".. Chendler and his endless gf, forgot her name... denese... or gladise.. or whatever.. he couldnt' get rid of her coz when he said all's over, she convinced him that he needs her just at once ! and he gave up :)
well.. this works if your a guy of course :P i cna't say that by "anonymous"
well.. this works if your a guy of course :P i cna't say that by "anonymous"
RE: help me
but chandler kept calling janice wen he got desperate
she was nails on chalkboard annoying and i hated her so much that i didnt even want to see her boobs:p but she wasnt to blame:D
she was nails on chalkboard annoying and i hated her so much that i didnt even want to see her boobs:p but she wasnt to blame:D
RE: help me
You say if you tell her she will attack you, etc., but what do you care? You'll be out of there. It will be up to her to argue the situation..and she'll lose.
RE: help me
cut and paste this and e-maile it to her, also when you can call her and leave a voice message saying the same exact thing, do so. you say that you dont want to be rude. wtf, at what point will you realize she is the rude one. also, .. does it matter if she doesnt like you anymore? you also stated that you want your paths to never cross agian.
im shocked that you put up with her childishness for that long, i have met ppl like that, our friendship lasts no more than a few weeks. but then, im a shallow bastard at times :D
im shocked that you put up with her childishness for that long, i have met ppl like that, our friendship lasts no more than a few weeks. but then, im a shallow bastard at times :D
RE: help me
why do i think that after you say what johnz adviced, she's gonna say she loves you and has been loving for long itme, and you just didnt' see anything? u fecking selfish bastard (not my words btw, but hers)
good luck
good luck
RE: a thought i had to put down
wurd.
people talkin' all wrongly ta bitch 'bout the wrongliness of how others be talkin' is just wack.
people talkin' all wrongly ta bitch 'bout the wrongliness of how others be talkin' is just wack.
RE: a thought i had to put down
Let me see if I have this right:
1. You hate bad English.
2. You use "u" for you.
3. You capatalize your sentances sometimes, if you feel like it.
4. You use semicolons improperly.
So am I to conclude that you hate yourself?
1. You hate bad English.
2. You use "u" for you.
3. You capatalize your sentances sometimes, if you feel like it.
4. You use semicolons improperly.
So am I to conclude that you hate yourself?
RE: a thought i had to put down
She was clearly pulling our collective leg mate! She also spelled "thought" wrong and failed to capitalize the personal pronoun "I"
BTW mr anonymous, you are almost as bad ... perhaps you need to get a dictionary out and learn how to spell "capitalize" and "sentence" ... or perhaps you are pulling our leg too?
BTW mr anonymous, you are almost as bad ... perhaps you need to get a dictionary out and learn how to spell "capitalize" and "sentence" ... or perhaps you are pulling our leg too?
what u will do?
What u will do if u are maried with someone but u feel nothing than sorry for him/her.?When u are afraid to leave because u are thinking"ah what he/she will do?h..he got used with me"
u KNOW he is not happy and u are not happy either but no one do something.When u tell him/her about this that person will just act like a victim and telling"if i will not be with u i want no one else.i will stay lonely...all by myself for the rest of my life.But he/she knows u are not happy.what u will do when u are not happy and u know it will not change soon?u will stay or u will go?especialy when is involved a kid and no job .
u KNOW he is not happy and u are not happy either but no one do something.When u tell him/her about this that person will just act like a victim and telling"if i will not be with u i want no one else.i will stay lonely...all by myself for the rest of my life.But he/she knows u are not happy.what u will do when u are not happy and u know it will not change soon?u will stay or u will go?especialy when is involved a kid and no job .
RE: what u will do?
well, my opinion, when love is gone, is gone. With all the empathy, you can't live unhappilly. Sooner or later it will end. It won't be easy, bet the sooner, the better. Then maybe both of you can find happiness with someone else. Good luck!
RE: what u will do?
There is only one way... OUT. Can be difficult and heartbreaking, but better now then later...then you can have a chance for fresh start and find happiness... the searching could become fun too:)
RE: what u will do?
As "been there" said, the relationship will end sooner or later and it's better to be sooner rather than later.
What you need to ask yourself is this: Are you willing to sacrifice possible happiness for unhappiness just because someone is using emotional blackmail on you?
From what I gather there is a baby involved which is a big resposibility but don't forget that there are many single moms out there and they manage just fine.
My advice is to take control of your life, find a job and a place to live and then you will be ready to start fresh and hopefully find happiness again. I am not saying it's going to be easy but it can be done.
Fingers crossed! :-)
AS
What you need to ask yourself is this: Are you willing to sacrifice possible happiness for unhappiness just because someone is using emotional blackmail on you?
From what I gather there is a baby involved which is a big resposibility but don't forget that there are many single moms out there and they manage just fine.
My advice is to take control of your life, find a job and a place to live and then you will be ready to start fresh and hopefully find happiness again. I am not saying it's going to be easy but it can be done.
Fingers crossed! :-)
AS
RE: what u will do?
no one should be held completely responsible for someone else feeling happy or not.....it is emotional black mail for a guy to act a victim and tell a woman that essentially his whole world revolves around her.....if he's not doing his part to make the situation better, but only tries to pin all his future misery on her if she were to leave, he's not acting out of love for her , he's acting out of neediness, he's acting pretty selfishly.
if i were the woman in that situation, and i had any hope or desire to hang on to the relationship, i'd try talking to him about how great the relationship used to be....i'd appeal to all the hopes we both had and the happy future we both envisioned a life together would bring....i'd try my best to encourage him, and let him know that i have faith in him and that i'm behind him 100% in all he could do to make things better....i'd tell him to get a job, any job, and begin trying and fighting his best to make those dreams you once had together come true....and ultimately, if whatever is wrong with the relationship seems beyond either of us to mend, i'd look into relationship counseling from someone qualified to help us both get to the heart of whatever problems there may be, really understand them, and then help us work them out.
whatever you decide is for the best, whatever may come, best of luck to all three of you. :)
if i were the woman in that situation, and i had any hope or desire to hang on to the relationship, i'd try talking to him about how great the relationship used to be....i'd appeal to all the hopes we both had and the happy future we both envisioned a life together would bring....i'd try my best to encourage him, and let him know that i have faith in him and that i'm behind him 100% in all he could do to make things better....i'd tell him to get a job, any job, and begin trying and fighting his best to make those dreams you once had together come true....and ultimately, if whatever is wrong with the relationship seems beyond either of us to mend, i'd look into relationship counseling from someone qualified to help us both get to the heart of whatever problems there may be, really understand them, and then help us work them out.
whatever you decide is for the best, whatever may come, best of luck to all three of you. :)
RE: what u will do?
Well this is one of the rare occassions when I tend to agree with Anonymous. Everyone else that replied so far was quick to say "just leave him". Is it any wonder that the divorce rates are so high these days? It seems like everyone is just so nonchalant about tossing in the towel on their marriage. To hear them speak makes you wonder if they have any respect for the instition of marriage or if marriage has any value to them at all. After all, these same people will struggle and go without for years while they put themselves through college and bust their asses to build their careers, yet when it comes to marriage they want to get out and find someone new at the first sign of trouble. Why doesn't their ambitious and hard working nature also carry over into their personal lives and their marriages? I don't understand it.
But anyhow, I am sorry if I am bursting your bubble now people, but marriage is not a fairytale, it never was. Marriage is hard work... sometimes it is very hard work, even if you love your spouse dearly. The truth is people change... they grow and evolve and they go through phases where they may seem completely different from the person you married, but it doesn't mean that the situation is permanent, or that the marriage is doomed. If you ask any couple that has been married for a very long time, like your grandparents for example, I am sure they will tell you that there were times in their marriage when things between them seemed very bleak and they thought of ending the marriage, maybe even felt that they didn't love their spouse anymore. But then they will also tell you that they decided to hang in there and stay strong and that the situation passed and they were able to work things out between them.... and that in the end they became much closer and their marriage was much stronger because of it.
I have never been a supporter of divorce... except in situations of infidelity or abuse. I think in most cases people take the cowards way out and get divorced because they are too lazy to do the hard work required to rebuild their marriages. They feel down and overwhelmed and frustrated with the problems in their marriage and filled with all those negative emotions they begin to convince themselves that they do not love their spouse anymore and then they begin to think back and idealize their past when they were young and single... thinking how fun and exciting their lives were back then and how it can be that way again... so they decide to get a divorce. If only these people could see the future and see how their lives are after the divorce. For most it is not the happy go lucky fairytale they imagined it would be when they were still married. Most find themselves feeling lonely, having lost many of their friends (because those people were mutual friends with their spouses and walked away during the divorce when they wanted them to chose sides between them and only be their friend), also not knowing how to meet new people and to date in these new times, having little money and needing to work long hours maybe even 2 jobs to support themselves ( and children if there are any) because their finances were destroyed by the divorce. Then they remember how hard it can be to have no one else to share your problems with and to support you and they remember why they wanted to be married before when they single the first time.
Do yourself a favor XX and really think this through. Try to put aside all of your negative feelings and the doubts you are having right now, and try to look at your marriage objectively and without bias. Are things really as bad as you have been making them out to be or have you been letting your frustration and negative emotions overwhelm and get the best of you and convinced yourself that things are worse than they actually are? Ask yourself honestly what the real root of the problems are and if those problems can be solved between you with better communication, understanding, some hard work and the willingness to compromise. And then when u think u have a little better understanding of the real problems and why u r feeling the way you do, then sit down and talk with your husband. I mean a real honest and heart felt talk where u reveal to him how you are feeling. Do not point the finger at him and tell him he is to blame, that will only make him feel like he is been attacked, which will cause him to get defensive and cause an argument between you, which will solve nothing because neither of you will be listening and are likely to say things to hurt the other. Instead just ask him to be quiet and listen... then open your heart to him and reveal how u r feeling and for how long u have had those feelings... then afterwards allow him a little time to think... because believe it or not, he was probably not aware of many of the things you felt... even if you thought your feelings were obvious and plain for him to see for all that time. Then listen quietly and let him talk. Most likely you too will be surprised by things you didn't know he was feeling or the reasons why he felt that way. If you can do that... to talk calmly, openly and respectfully to each other without blaming, I think you will find that you do still feel love for each other (you had just been secretly letting your bad feelings and resentments build up inside and hide it from you), that your problems are not impossible to fix and that already you are feeling better and having new hopes of a better and happier future together. Good honest communication is the key to it all.
Sorry for such a long winded reply XX, but I wanted to be thorough and not short change you with quick, half thought out advice. Hope I have given you something to really think about and a different perspective on the whole situation. If you any more questions feel free to ask me. Good luck XX, I think you and your marriage will be ok.
But anyhow, I am sorry if I am bursting your bubble now people, but marriage is not a fairytale, it never was. Marriage is hard work... sometimes it is very hard work, even if you love your spouse dearly. The truth is people change... they grow and evolve and they go through phases where they may seem completely different from the person you married, but it doesn't mean that the situation is permanent, or that the marriage is doomed. If you ask any couple that has been married for a very long time, like your grandparents for example, I am sure they will tell you that there were times in their marriage when things between them seemed very bleak and they thought of ending the marriage, maybe even felt that they didn't love their spouse anymore. But then they will also tell you that they decided to hang in there and stay strong and that the situation passed and they were able to work things out between them.... and that in the end they became much closer and their marriage was much stronger because of it.
I have never been a supporter of divorce... except in situations of infidelity or abuse. I think in most cases people take the cowards way out and get divorced because they are too lazy to do the hard work required to rebuild their marriages. They feel down and overwhelmed and frustrated with the problems in their marriage and filled with all those negative emotions they begin to convince themselves that they do not love their spouse anymore and then they begin to think back and idealize their past when they were young and single... thinking how fun and exciting their lives were back then and how it can be that way again... so they decide to get a divorce. If only these people could see the future and see how their lives are after the divorce. For most it is not the happy go lucky fairytale they imagined it would be when they were still married. Most find themselves feeling lonely, having lost many of their friends (because those people were mutual friends with their spouses and walked away during the divorce when they wanted them to chose sides between them and only be their friend), also not knowing how to meet new people and to date in these new times, having little money and needing to work long hours maybe even 2 jobs to support themselves ( and children if there are any) because their finances were destroyed by the divorce. Then they remember how hard it can be to have no one else to share your problems with and to support you and they remember why they wanted to be married before when they single the first time.
Do yourself a favor XX and really think this through. Try to put aside all of your negative feelings and the doubts you are having right now, and try to look at your marriage objectively and without bias. Are things really as bad as you have been making them out to be or have you been letting your frustration and negative emotions overwhelm and get the best of you and convinced yourself that things are worse than they actually are? Ask yourself honestly what the real root of the problems are and if those problems can be solved between you with better communication, understanding, some hard work and the willingness to compromise. And then when u think u have a little better understanding of the real problems and why u r feeling the way you do, then sit down and talk with your husband. I mean a real honest and heart felt talk where u reveal to him how you are feeling. Do not point the finger at him and tell him he is to blame, that will only make him feel like he is been attacked, which will cause him to get defensive and cause an argument between you, which will solve nothing because neither of you will be listening and are likely to say things to hurt the other. Instead just ask him to be quiet and listen... then open your heart to him and reveal how u r feeling and for how long u have had those feelings... then afterwards allow him a little time to think... because believe it or not, he was probably not aware of many of the things you felt... even if you thought your feelings were obvious and plain for him to see for all that time. Then listen quietly and let him talk. Most likely you too will be surprised by things you didn't know he was feeling or the reasons why he felt that way. If you can do that... to talk calmly, openly and respectfully to each other without blaming, I think you will find that you do still feel love for each other (you had just been secretly letting your bad feelings and resentments build up inside and hide it from you), that your problems are not impossible to fix and that already you are feeling better and having new hopes of a better and happier future together. Good honest communication is the key to it all.
Sorry for such a long winded reply XX, but I wanted to be thorough and not short change you with quick, half thought out advice. Hope I have given you something to really think about and a different perspective on the whole situation. If you any more questions feel free to ask me. Good luck XX, I think you and your marriage will be ok.
dear "Anonymous"
S/he never said there was true love in the first place, only that they are married because s/he felt sorry for them. Get some marriage counseling and if it is TRULY a mistake, end it as soon as you can.
The number one thing to do if there is truly no love there is not to make any babies. Don't bring them into this troubled relationship.
If it is a member/host marriage one or both of you may have entered into it without thinking it through. You don't mention if there are children or ex-spouses, but they make things even more complicated.
Good luck to you.
The number one thing to do if there is truly no love there is not to make any babies. Don't bring them into this troubled relationship.
If it is a member/host marriage one or both of you may have entered into it without thinking it through. You don't mention if there are children or ex-spouses, but they make things even more complicated.
Good luck to you.
RE: what u will do?
To be fair - and to repeat myself - s/he never mentioned any real feelings to begin with.
RE: What do you think
I would go as well for the 2nd.. why trying to find someone that's the oposite to her ex.. maybe the guy had some good parts too..
The 1st, though.. is a bit lame. Same when guys do it.. If a relation ended, there's a good reason for it.. so why trying ? A broken thread will never be as resistant as it was before it broke :)
In theory things are always easy, we know what to say or do, but in reality things are a bit different, you're seeing all from inside, not from outside, so.. it's never easy.
Just as it's easy to say "learn from your past mistakes".
The 1st, though.. is a bit lame. Same when guys do it.. If a relation ended, there's a good reason for it.. so why trying ? A broken thread will never be as resistant as it was before it broke :)
In theory things are always easy, we know what to say or do, but in reality things are a bit different, you're seeing all from inside, not from outside, so.. it's never easy.
Just as it's easy to say "learn from your past mistakes".
RE: What do you think
This is a very complex subject and a lot can be said on it, but in a few words here is what I think...
Ending any relationship it's a hard thing to do and leaves men and women defenceless, vulnerable, hurt and of course leaves a big gap to be dealt with. Most likely women and men tend to run straight into a new relationship in order to fill the gap and over come sadness and pain through it. In other words brush things under the carpet where they can't be seen and never really dealing with them. The wise thing to do is for the one to see it as a lesson and get the best out of it. Trying to find out what went wrong and who's done what can become an endless circle. Sometimes, for whatever reasons, some things are just not meant to be. In these situations men and women should give a bit of time to themselves, spend some time on their own, go out, enjoy life, spend time with family, friends, find themselves again and the things they believe in. In a few words...get back on their own feet as an individual. Once that happened they are ready for a new relationship, ready to give someone else a fair chance with no risk of prejudgements. The new relationship is more likely to be a success and not to be haunted and destroyed by those things that have been left under the carpet...
AS :-)
Ending any relationship it's a hard thing to do and leaves men and women defenceless, vulnerable, hurt and of course leaves a big gap to be dealt with. Most likely women and men tend to run straight into a new relationship in order to fill the gap and over come sadness and pain through it. In other words brush things under the carpet where they can't be seen and never really dealing with them. The wise thing to do is for the one to see it as a lesson and get the best out of it. Trying to find out what went wrong and who's done what can become an endless circle. Sometimes, for whatever reasons, some things are just not meant to be. In these situations men and women should give a bit of time to themselves, spend some time on their own, go out, enjoy life, spend time with family, friends, find themselves again and the things they believe in. In a few words...get back on their own feet as an individual. Once that happened they are ready for a new relationship, ready to give someone else a fair chance with no risk of prejudgements. The new relationship is more likely to be a success and not to be haunted and destroyed by those things that have been left under the carpet...
AS :-)
"broken for some reasons"
Damn, didn't you hear about marriage/couples counseling? If you are still together at least try some professional help before ending it. Then, if it is dead, you can know that you truly tried.
Umm is it just me...
... or did an entire thread just disappear over night? It was the one about anonymous posters and had contributions from Warchant, Anonymous (yes you), Banana and others. Last I looked it was pretty inoffensive. What on Earth could have been said after I posted that could have caused that thread to be pulled? Am I the only one so curious? Hmmm
TNTWIWATO
TNTWIWATO
RE: Umm is it just me...
no, you are not mistaken!
give that man a cigar!
what sharp eyes you have!
makes you sit back and wonder now, doesn't it?
would someone care to enlighten us as
to the criteria for removal of threads?
i for one, would love to know why somethings are
allowed, and others are not.
give that man a cigar!
what sharp eyes you have!
makes you sit back and wonder now, doesn't it?
would someone care to enlighten us as
to the criteria for removal of threads?
i for one, would love to know why somethings are
allowed, and others are not.
RE: Umm is it just me...
No, it's not just you. I posted an appology to my Amerisan friends, and, that too, has gone.
It was also innofensive, but was being hijacked by the Anonymous, again
It was also innofensive, but was being hijacked by the Anonymous, again
RE: Umm is it just me...
Well doesn't really bother me that much, after all same ol' arguments going around and around. Just wasn't sure Anonymous got my reply last thing last night ;) Of course being the egotistical hypocrite I am (:P), I do have a copy of it if anyone is interested :D
TNTNGSMTT
TNTNGSMTT
RE: Umm is it just me...
I see insane chant0000 ran to mom and hidden under her skirt again. He is the only coward, who report everyone and everything here, especially when there is something negative (and true) about him in any thread...
to member
ahh good to see your not single minded in your moronity.you have two people who haunt your shallow existence
to member
but you are my business"my job"its a new position but 1 i'm looking forward to with relish.as you death ride so shall ye be death ridden.HI HO SILVER AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
RE: Umm is it just me...
will you ever connect with swome form of truth and saity member. i know it must be tough sittig wround waiting for your unemployment check every week, but do get a grip
RE: Umm is it just me...
u know..i would have looked in the mirror..but...seems u took them all coz every time u looked they cracked...fucking twat..if ur gonna post at least try a decent insult and have the balls to use ur screen name
RE: Umm is it just me...
damn..u could b right..that made me look stupid *waits for more insults to that comment* (plz b imaginative)
RE: Umm is it just me...
seems u got the wrong end of the stick anon...i got nothing against TNT...i wanted a laugh at his reply to the previously deleted thread...and he did send it to me and it what he sent was funny and did make me laugh...maybe u should try asking to see what he wrote and u will laugh too..TNT knew what i meant...shame u didnt
RE: Umm is it just me...
cant do that sorry...u wanna see it ask TNT to send it to u..read his previous posts..."I do have a copy of it if anyone is interested :D"
RE: Umm is it just me...
really?...why can't you post it here?
i mean, he did offer it up to anyone who wanted to see it, right?....and you do have a copy, right?....so why would he care?
come on, imshy, share. :)
or hey, just share with me the one funniest thing from it....share at least that. :)
i mean, he did offer it up to anyone who wanted to see it, right?....and you do have a copy, right?....so why would he care?
come on, imshy, share. :)
or hey, just share with me the one funniest thing from it....share at least that. :)
RE: Umm is it just me... ~ OT
Because it would be a post out of context and does not belong to this thread. If you are really so interested the go right ahead and ccMail me and I will send you a copy.
If I had thought it warranted a reposting in this thread don't you think I would have done so?
TNTHWGA
If I had thought it warranted a reposting in this thread don't you think I would have done so?
TNTHWGA
RE: Umm is it just me... ~ OT
"Because it would be a post out of context and does not belong to this thread. If you are really so interested the go right ahead and ccMail me and I will send you a copy."
you're worried about posting out of context in a thread you started?...you're not posting that reply of yours here and now because it has no place in a thread in which you actually offered "anyone" interested in that reply the chance to read it?.....interesting.
anyway...truthfully, no, i'm really not personally interested in reading it much at all.....if i'm THE specific "anybody" you meant to invite to have a look-see at the thing, then there's my response for ya.... if i had seen it here, in this forum, i would have read it and most likely replied to it....right here, in this same forum......but that's only assuming, of course, that you really did make the effort to reply to me to make me look foolish and laughable and all.....hell, in my reply to that reply, i probably would have done you the favor of making the same kind of effort to paint you all silly-like too.....ain't i a peach? ;)
"If I had thought it warranted a reposting in this thread don't you think I would have done so?"
uh huh.....yeppers.....totally.............which only makes me wonder why you would have even bothered mentioning that reply you made to this anonymous(yes, me) at all.....you know, it being out of the context of this particular thread and all.
you're worried about posting out of context in a thread you started?...you're not posting that reply of yours here and now because it has no place in a thread in which you actually offered "anyone" interested in that reply the chance to read it?.....interesting.
anyway...truthfully, no, i'm really not personally interested in reading it much at all.....if i'm THE specific "anybody" you meant to invite to have a look-see at the thing, then there's my response for ya.... if i had seen it here, in this forum, i would have read it and most likely replied to it....right here, in this same forum......but that's only assuming, of course, that you really did make the effort to reply to me to make me look foolish and laughable and all.....hell, in my reply to that reply, i probably would have done you the favor of making the same kind of effort to paint you all silly-like too.....ain't i a peach? ;)
"If I had thought it warranted a reposting in this thread don't you think I would have done so?"
uh huh.....yeppers.....totally.............which only makes me wonder why you would have even bothered mentioning that reply you made to this anonymous(yes, me) at all.....you know, it being out of the context of this particular thread and all.
RE: Umm is it just me... ~ OT
probably because it's time people started answering back to the anonymous trolls
RE: Umm is it just me...
LOL... TNT is back and reveals that he loves his words so much that he saves the entire content of all the strings he is involved in?
Well, it is good to see him back. I just hope that he peppers the forums with his wisdom sparingly so his return doesn't turn to the bile it can be with his customary inundations.
Well, it is good to see him back. I just hope that he peppers the forums with his wisdom sparingly so his return doesn't turn to the bile it can be with his customary inundations.
RE: Umm is it just me...
Good point. It is curious how some posts disappear and others that maybe should be removed are not. The formula used is impossible to figure out.
RE: Umm is it just me...
Well I can only assume something pretty damming came out after I went to bed. I am just curious what could have been so explosive as to warrant the deletion of the entire thread and not just the offending posts.
Vanished, like an old oak table... ;)
TNTJABC
Vanished, like an old oak table... ;)
TNTJABC
RE: Umm is it just me...
don't look at me, man.....i waited for my last post to show up, saw that i mixed up the "from" and "title" fields again, then slinked away for a while all embarrassed-like. :P
when i came back a few hours later, the whole thing was gone.
when an entire thread disappears, i'm inclined to think that someone complained and wrote cc to have it removed rather than cc doing it on their own.....if they think a message not worth seeing the light of day here, they never let it show up in the first place....that's partly what that little delay in posted messages appearing is about, right?....so messages can be checked first to see if they're, like, offensive or something?
when i came back a few hours later, the whole thing was gone.
when an entire thread disappears, i'm inclined to think that someone complained and wrote cc to have it removed rather than cc doing it on their own.....if they think a message not worth seeing the light of day here, they never let it show up in the first place....that's partly what that little delay in posted messages appearing is about, right?....so messages can be checked first to see if they're, like, offensive or something?
RE: Umm is it just me...
Thank you for reminding me of the classic BlackAdder. Possibly the funniest ever
RE: Umm is it just me...
some of us actually have a life and couldnt care less whats allowed or disallowed .
RE: Umm is it just me...
It seems some people are away so long they forget how things work on the forums.
RE: THIS THREAD
careful where you tread moron's are on the loose & they leave their droppings everywhere.why do these simpletons think that posting in capitals gives more weight to their stupidity?
RE: THIS THREAD
they write in capital letters to try and get the attention of others. they want other members to be AWARE of TROLL LIKE BEHAVIOR!! No one likes a Troll in the midst of a thread taking the identity of what could be several of the same persons all wrapped up into different anonymous chatnames so as to confuse their opposition and even online friends! a Troll is the worse kind of RAT that can infest an internet website, and yes, they certainly are MORON'S of the Highest Order!!! Just like RATS, They need to be Routed Out and Destroyed!!!
RE: THIS THREAD
doesn't the fact they are reading the post infer they have got their attention?
RE: THIS THREAD
the trolls are on the rampage led by their new leader the mighty member, a troll of the worst kind andbetter yet he got his unemployment check this week
RE: THIS THREAD
Troll:
An electronic mail message, Usenet posting or other (electronic) communication which is intentionally incorrect, but not overtly controversial, or the act of sending such a message. Trolling aims to elicit an emotional reaction from those with a hair-trigger on the reply key. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their minds.
An electronic mail message, Usenet posting or other (electronic) communication which is intentionally incorrect, but not overtly controversial, or the act of sending such a message. Trolling aims to elicit an emotional reaction from those with a hair-trigger on the reply key. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their minds.
RE: THIS THREAD
i;m not allowed to comment noit even about the awful restro known as tavern on the green
it is ok with cc to have vile liars and commentators about my wife, poat here and yes the aussie boy knows who he is
people who attack the girls are allowed to post whatever they want
but god forbid i fire back
ell they wouldn;t even let me say that tavern on the green serves lousy food.......what do they advertise here
it is ok with cc to have vile liars and commentators about my wife, poat here and yes the aussie boy knows who he is
people who attack the girls are allowed to post whatever they want
but god forbid i fire back
ell they wouldn;t even let me say that tavern on the green serves lousy food.......what do they advertise here
RE: THIS THREAD, trolls and some thoughts..
I'm sorry, but is someone saying the tisme's post about the petition is a troll plant, cause 'fraid I did not see it that way. More a sort of tongue in cheek "Alright guv maybe, it was me" type thing. Not that for the slightest moment do I think a discussion about petitions warrants entire thread removals or that this was indeed the case.
A troll, as I have seen it, is someone who posts deliberately contrary to the entire sensibilities of a forum, a thread or discussion in order to provoke a reaction. A pretty low form of behavior and easily countered by just ignoring the most outrageous of these people. Half the time they sound like cracked loons anyways so it is not difficult to just think they live in their own gaga land.
Simple examples are the anonymous posters (yes, 'fraid to troll properly these people invariably remain anonymous) who loudly pronounce they hate all gays, women, men, blacks, Asians, Russians, Romanians, Australians, that all hosts are scammers, and all members are liars, all girls from a particular city are prostitutes etc etc. But it is not concentrated on just that. Some try and be more subtle and like the Steve Irwin thread proclaims that certain people deserve to die in accidents etc.. Wanting to shake the apple cart as it were and be contrary to what the majority of people say. Most of the time it is not worth even bothering to answer them and if you think about it if absolutely no one replies to such a post the troll is gonna feel a bit stupid (ok more stupid) and either resort to having to reply to their own posts (as someone different of course) to pretend someone gives a damn, which is really, really, >really< sad. Umm so if anyone is out there doing that then please , go seek help because you have some _real_ issues... Most of the time they just slink away feeling pretty ineffectual.
Simple rule of thumb is if it sounds wildly outrageous then it quite probably is. On the Internet everyone is larger than life and 'making things up' are just par for the cause.
There, that's my wisdom on the matter. Take it or leave it ;)
TNTMSTDYK
A troll, as I have seen it, is someone who posts deliberately contrary to the entire sensibilities of a forum, a thread or discussion in order to provoke a reaction. A pretty low form of behavior and easily countered by just ignoring the most outrageous of these people. Half the time they sound like cracked loons anyways so it is not difficult to just think they live in their own gaga land.
Simple examples are the anonymous posters (yes, 'fraid to troll properly these people invariably remain anonymous) who loudly pronounce they hate all gays, women, men, blacks, Asians, Russians, Romanians, Australians, that all hosts are scammers, and all members are liars, all girls from a particular city are prostitutes etc etc. But it is not concentrated on just that. Some try and be more subtle and like the Steve Irwin thread proclaims that certain people deserve to die in accidents etc.. Wanting to shake the apple cart as it were and be contrary to what the majority of people say. Most of the time it is not worth even bothering to answer them and if you think about it if absolutely no one replies to such a post the troll is gonna feel a bit stupid (ok more stupid) and either resort to having to reply to their own posts (as someone different of course) to pretend someone gives a damn, which is really, really, >really< sad. Umm so if anyone is out there doing that then please , go seek help because you have some _real_ issues... Most of the time they just slink away feeling pretty ineffectual.
Simple rule of thumb is if it sounds wildly outrageous then it quite probably is. On the Internet everyone is larger than life and 'making things up' are just par for the cause.
There, that's my wisdom on the matter. Take it or leave it ;)
TNTMSTDYK
RE: THIS THREAD, trolls and some thoughts..
The Naked Truth, are you not yourself an anonymous by posting in here as TNT? Or, is this your registered name with CC? I'm not being critical I was just curious. "another member" is not my registered chatname, but at least I'm identified as such instead of just using the ordinary "anonymous." Do you think we are both guilty of being just the same as an anonymous poster by using such names? Interested in your thoughts about this.......?
RE: THIS THREAD, trolls and some thoughts..
Nope, I am dumb enough to use my member name apparently ;) Several chathosts can testify to that and the odd member or two. Just cause I don't have the time or inclination to hang around in comm chat doesn't make me a figment of your imagination.
Seriously though, the point about trollish behavior and anonimity is a valid one. Because only such behavior wants to avoid responsibility and consequences and just sit back and watch fireworks fly.
That does not make all anonymous posters trolls, nor does it mean trolls can't use their real name (though it is unlikely) or a 'catchy handle' as someone once said ;)
We all know it takes all sorts in life and the Internet is no exception. Take everything anyone says here in public with a pinch of salt and yes, that applies to me as well. To err is human, and we are all pretty good and f-ing things up sometimes, just gotta deal with it.
TNTBALHFO
Seriously though, the point about trollish behavior and anonimity is a valid one. Because only such behavior wants to avoid responsibility and consequences and just sit back and watch fireworks fly.
That does not make all anonymous posters trolls, nor does it mean trolls can't use their real name (though it is unlikely) or a 'catchy handle' as someone once said ;)
We all know it takes all sorts in life and the Internet is no exception. Take everything anyone says here in public with a pinch of salt and yes, that applies to me as well. To err is human, and we are all pretty good and f-ing things up sometimes, just gotta deal with it.
TNTBALHFO
RE: THIS THREAD, trolls and some thoughts..
Ok TNT, thanks for your reply...You laid it all out in Good Form! And no, I'm not at all being facetious, your post was both understandable and appropriate.......well said indeed :))
RE: Umm is it just me...
hahahaha....seems it doesn't matter what thread was pulled....A new one quickly fills the void and begins to look a lot like the old one ;)
Crikey! they're dopping like flies
Australian motor sport legend Peter Brock has been killed in a rally crash in Western Australia.
WA police have confirmed that a car competing in the Targa West rally crashed into a tree at Gidgegannup, north of Perth, killing Brock and injuring his co-driver Mick Hone.
The Targa West takes place over four days and is divided into two categories, competition and challenge, the latter catering for relatively standard specification road cars.
WA police have confirmed that a car competing in the Targa West rally crashed into a tree at Gidgegannup, north of Perth, killing Brock and injuring his co-driver Mick Hone.
The Targa West takes place over four days and is divided into two categories, competition and challenge, the latter catering for relatively standard specification road cars.
RE: Crikey! they're dopping like flies
I was shocked to read this, was only last weekend that i saw him racing as hard as ever in a historic motoring event in England. A true motor racing gent. RIP P B
RE: Crikey! they're dopping like flies
although sad he was opposite to steve irwin.driving gas guzzlers that did more harm than good to the environment,not to mention the damage he did in rallies.still a great loss to the sport of motor racing & for rev heads.as his x wife said he didn't want to slow down or die old.guess now he will always be remembered as he wanted.a racing car driver.
RE: 3
wow, that sounds exhausting.
if you haven't promised any one of the three that you would be in an intimate relationship with him and him alone, and if you don't mind any of them having the same kind of relationship with another woman that they do with you, your conscience is in the clear, i guess.......it must suck that you feel so on guard about having to hide such a thing from any of them though.....i imagine that's pretty difficult.
i don't know....maybe just ride the situation out as it is now and hope that a solution to your problem will come along on its own?.....maybe in time one of them will stand out in some way that will let you clearly understand that he's the one you need most and love most of all?
if you haven't promised any one of the three that you would be in an intimate relationship with him and him alone, and if you don't mind any of them having the same kind of relationship with another woman that they do with you, your conscience is in the clear, i guess.......it must suck that you feel so on guard about having to hide such a thing from any of them though.....i imagine that's pretty difficult.
i don't know....maybe just ride the situation out as it is now and hope that a solution to your problem will come along on its own?.....maybe in time one of them will stand out in some way that will let you clearly understand that he's the one you need most and love most of all?
RE: 3
your only real solution is to find a 4th man who is just so much better than all of your 3 men combined, that you can then give up those 3 men and never have to think of them again!! I know what you are thinking, how can you ever find such a man? Well, coincidentally, your lucky day is here, because I am just that man ... albeit in the guise of a humble banana, because if I let my true identity were to become known, every girl in the world would be flocking to my door (as a lot of them do now in fact).
RE: 3
No, I am not new:) hosting since 2002:) but you can't see my host name in forums :)) just found you reply cute and funny:)
RE: 3
ok, cool ... I've been a member for about that long. So, what IS your host name? Let me introduce myself ... I'm abanana ...
RE: 3
Nice to meet you abanana, we have never met here :)) but I am sorry, I can't tell you my host name... I will write to you a cc mail instead...ok? But only if you are very very very curious... and not to invite you to video, just to introduce myself :)
RE: 3
Of course, safe sex is most important.
Mentally and emotionally prepare yourself for
what might happen.
If all 3 men were out of your life tomorrow, you need
to feel assured that you will be fine and will find
another man.
Mentally and emotionally prepare yourself for
what might happen.
If all 3 men were out of your life tomorrow, you need
to feel assured that you will be fine and will find
another man.
RE: 3
Pregnancy from three guys? Disease from three guys? Three broken hearts? One or two bleeding from the fights that happen when they all find out?
Wait, wait... I get it. She's sucking money and gifts from each one and she is a greedy little girl.
Wait, wait... I get it. She's sucking money and gifts from each one and she is a greedy little girl.
RE: 3
All the guys are probably aware that you are seeing all three of them.
Who would turn away free sex and to fuck you when they want? You might not be using them, but they might be using you and comparing notes in the pub! roflmao
Who would turn away free sex and to fuck you when they want? You might not be using them, but they might be using you and comparing notes in the pub! roflmao
RE: 3
Playing with people's hearts and emotions is a cruel thing to do. She is selfish and to self-centered to warrant any help or sympathy.
RE: 3
Your first sentence is true.
But is this what is happening here?
Come on! She's having relations with 3 men
and none of them know?
Obviously none of the relationships is very serious yet.
Why is there this double standard?
If a woman has more than one boyfriend it is frowned on.
If a man has more than one girlfriend he is admired.
But is this what is happening here?
Come on! She's having relations with 3 men
and none of them know?
Obviously none of the relationships is very serious yet.
Why is there this double standard?
If a woman has more than one boyfriend it is frowned on.
If a man has more than one girlfriend he is admired.
RE: 3
Well since you are calling each of these men your "boyfriend" (which implies that you are exclusive relationship and not seeing other people) your conscience does not get spared from guilt, as someone else had tried to infer earlier. That only works if u are just dating men and not calling them your boyfriends or conveying to them that they are the only person you are with. What you are doing is cheating. You speak of love, but the only love I saw in your post is your apparant selfish love of yourself. You cannot love a person and lie to them, sneak around behind their back and frequently have sex with other people... let alone say you love 3 people. All the things you are doing only shows how little you love and care about these men and only proves how selfish you truly are. Implying that you feel guilty hasn't prevented you from continuing to carry on this charade. Women by nature are inheritently emotional creatures and the slightest thing can spoil their mood to have sex, yet strangely enough, your "overwhelming guilt" of lying to these men and sneaking around on them, etc. etc. doesn't seem to squelch your libido at all or prevent you from climbing into all 3 of their beds to have sex with them, now does it? So how guilty or bad are you truly feeling about everything you're doing? You love these 3 men you say? Nonsense. You obviously don't even know what love is. Unfortunately for these 3 men, it is them that will truly pay the price and be hurt by your deception. No matter what advice you are given here, more than likely you are just going to continue your charade with these men and keep doing what your doing until you make a mistake and the truth finally comes out about your deception... it always does. And when it does, this situation will blow up in your face and only end one way... very badly. Initially the men will probably fight and blame each other... but eventually they will begin to wise up and see that you are in fact the one to blame for the whole thing and when they do, you will lose all 3 of them.... their friendship, their love and everything that came with it, forever. You will be left all alone, and while you are feeling sorry for yourself, thinking of those men and all the good times you shared together and how you foolishly destroyed 3 good and long friendships and broke 3 hearts because of your own selfishness..... those men will not be thinking of you as the good friend and gf they lost, they will not be remembering the good times you shared together... they will be thinking of you as the lying, cold hearted, cheating bitch that played with their emotions and broke their hearts. Probably not what you want to hear, but it is the cold harsh reality. All I can say is... enjoy it while you can because it won't last long.
RE: lol, what a bunch of hypocrits
"one can love more than one person"
You are wrong and you obviously do not know what 'LOVE' is and truly means.
You are wrong and you obviously do not know what 'LOVE' is and truly means.
RE: lol, what a bunch of hypocrits
hmmmmm
I think we need a reality check here ! ;)
I guess almost no one knows what love is then?
Don't get me wrong.
I believe in committed relationships.
When two people have deep feelings for only each other.
Its not so easy. Why are there so many seperations and divorces?
One or both stop working at the relationship.
People are always changing. There is so much in life to change us
When couples have anniversaries I think it is a real
achievement!
This is 2006. Alot of people are looking at casual relationships.
Have these men told all their personal lifes to girl?
Are all 3 of these men exclusive to girl?
As long as girl is not lying to these men.
She has a right to her own personal life.
As for these 3 men. They don't know
because they don't ask, they obviously
are not concerned.
I think we need a reality check here ! ;)
I guess almost no one knows what love is then?
Don't get me wrong.
I believe in committed relationships.
When two people have deep feelings for only each other.
Its not so easy. Why are there so many seperations and divorces?
One or both stop working at the relationship.
People are always changing. There is so much in life to change us
When couples have anniversaries I think it is a real
achievement!
This is 2006. Alot of people are looking at casual relationships.
Have these men told all their personal lifes to girl?
Are all 3 of these men exclusive to girl?
As long as girl is not lying to these men.
She has a right to her own personal life.
As for these 3 men. They don't know
because they don't ask, they obviously
are not concerned.
RE: lol, what a bunch of hypocrits
To chathost... that was spoken like a true cheater. People can love more than one person at a time? Possibly. But that doesn't mean they have to handle it the way "girl" is, by getting into relationships with all of them at the same time and telling each one that she is exclusive with them. What happened to having some integrity, chathost? What happened to people being more than just animals and having control over their actions and emotions? Do not make excuses for it chathost, any way you slice it, what this girl is doing is wrong and hurtful. Chathost, I think you should climb off your high horse, close your mouth and open your ears. It's about time you start listening to what your grandparents and parents and everyone else with a sense of decency have been telling you all these years, because it is obvious you are seriously lacking in moral value and have no clue of the difference between right and wrong. I would have posted the exact same reply if the original poster had been a man, because it is still wrong. The only true hypocrit here, chathost, is you. You are the one that told this girl to just keep doing what she is doing and not to care... but everyone here knows, if the shoe were on the other foot and a man was doing this same thing to you, you would be very upset and telling everyone what a jerk he is and how he played with your feelings and broke your heart. That's your hypocrisy, it's fine for people to do it, as long as they are not doing it to you. Good day to you, miss.
RE: lol, what a bunch of hypocrits
Spot on captaincaveman. This site does have people with common sense afterall
RE: lol, what a bunch of hypocrits
I love everyone and everything on this earth without exception. I'm not just saying that either is true and it hurts when people don't feel the same. Open up your hearts! Possibly no one will ever read this!
RE: a terrible phrase :D
this is insulting to catholicism........................I want an apology from the orthodox church
RE: a terrible phrase :D
isnt this site an insulting to such a kind of believers like u? :D
Nice joke, i liked ;)
Nice joke, i liked ;)
BEER
lyrics courtesy of Weird Al
Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)
Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that
As we sing once more...
What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP)
Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)
Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that
As we sing once more...
What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP)
RE: BEER
I like it and I'll drink to that....Urp!!!
and remember wine is fine but whiskey's quicker.
Cheers,
M-Man
and remember wine is fine but whiskey's quicker.
Cheers,
M-Man
RE: BEER
I read these forums all the time and I usually enjoy some of the posts but I never bother replying. BUT I cannot let a post about beer go by with comment. There should be more posts about beer, but maybe I only feel that way cause of the carton of Coronas I have put away :)
RE: my first message!
congrats on your first post! :)
i wish you all the best in finding some great, wonderful friends here....it might take a little time and patience in finding them, but they're here to be found.....good luck! :)
i wish you all the best in finding some great, wonderful friends here....it might take a little time and patience in finding them, but they're here to be found.....good luck! :)
RE: my first message!
You look like a nice girl. My advice to you is to leave now and don't look back. Don't let this place corrupt you. On the other hand if you don't want to heed that advice...do you do phone?
Gorgeous Woman:-))
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her, and it read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her, and it read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
RE: uk girls
I'm afraid I have to agree, British girls haven't got anything on these Russian goddesses!
To Anon
It's because you see russians only on cam. Everybody can put some make up and show the best of himself. There r many ugly russians in the streets and many beautiful english that wouldn't show off on here for a buck!
RE: uk girls
Well my press manager who posted above said it best.........;)) but actually after announcing my retirement which will be sometime next year, I'm so glad I'm going to be a Lame Duck! Perhaps George will join the club in November? ;))
russian girls
i cant believe some of the russian beauties that appear on c c why werent they around when i was in my prime you young ones today dont know how lucky you are to have these gorgeous creatures available to you god i wish i was 30 years younger
RE: russian girls
Hey old timer, pull up a chair, grab some tissues and have your credit card ready...you'll have as much fun as the rest of us.
RE: russian girls
yes i do its just when i was younger this kind of thing was not achievable due to the cold war they say the 60,s were the best but wow today its such a different world so u young ones enjoy
RE: russian girls
As I live in territory of the former USSR, I can tell with skill, that Russian beauties with are inclined others to begging money with members more. They tell that in Russia the girl cannot find worthy work and other... It is full nonsense. The one who wants to work, will always find work and who does not want - will twist asshole and pussy in camera.
RE: russian girls
First, I live not in Moscow, and in the regional center. In such cities the work which has been not connected to sex, at desire to find it is possible for the girl. If laziness to work is other business. Second, I do not understand, what can be fine in virtual prostitution? When fuck itself in front of chamber rubber members, cucumbers and bananas in all cracks is an art on yours? This natural porno. You can justify the work as want, but everyone or the visitor all the same will see in you only easily accessible to the low instincts a nude body, and will test to you extremely animal instinct - to fuck, fuck and once again to fuck. If from members you are interesting to someone, as the interlocutor agree, that in a result this conversation all the same comes to an end banal trachomas. Also come to you on site to talk, and to see naked genitals and to satisfy the sexual needs.
As to me sex of me satisfies real, instead of virtual. And on site I have got because my former girl here works. I am in love with her till now. Hoped, that from her party it is mutual. But, as appeared, my love for her means nothing. Her my money interested only. And I gave them to her, sent translations and gave gifts when we met in real life. It happened so, that helped last money.
It is not a pity to me of "green pieces of paper", it is a pity to me, that my feelings appeared to her alien. Now I see, that models with play even the most sincere feelings, as the rubber toys. Also it is your work, her essence - to adhere to itself at any cost and to plant them on money. For this purpose you are ready to swear love and in everything.
It is not necessary to overpersuade me that you suit only on moving apart legs in front of the chamber. Any girl who has self-respect, never will go on such step. It is far from being the best choice of a trade. And the output from any situation always is. It is necessary to have only desire of it to find, instead of to go in the most primitive way.
As to me sex of me satisfies real, instead of virtual. And on site I have got because my former girl here works. I am in love with her till now. Hoped, that from her party it is mutual. But, as appeared, my love for her means nothing. Her my money interested only. And I gave them to her, sent translations and gave gifts when we met in real life. It happened so, that helped last money.
It is not a pity to me of "green pieces of paper", it is a pity to me, that my feelings appeared to her alien. Now I see, that models with play even the most sincere feelings, as the rubber toys. Also it is your work, her essence - to adhere to itself at any cost and to plant them on money. For this purpose you are ready to swear love and in everything.
It is not necessary to overpersuade me that you suit only on moving apart legs in front of the chamber. Any girl who has self-respect, never will go on such step. It is far from being the best choice of a trade. And the output from any situation always is. It is necessary to have only desire of it to find, instead of to go in the most primitive way.
RE: russian girls
Couldn't say it better myself. I have found some wonderful friends and more on here, many from the former USSR. Thanks to CC I get to meet and chat with lovley women from all over the world.
RE: russian girls
I never shall believe, that you earn on $1000-2000, is especial if work at studio. So much to earn, it is necessary to sit in pvt day and to not sleep almost.
RE: russian girls to anon uk
well that was interesting i still say that today you guys are in a different world enjoy it anybody seen how many girls there are out there looking for western men there must be a moral there somewhere
about viewers forum
members speak about Rostov girls! Im from Rostov and Im curious who are they Main girls from Rostov who still at site?
RE: about viewers forum
who the fuck cares pal!? so long as they are raunchy skanks and get their gear off so I can get a look at their snatch, I don't give a damn where they fuck they come from!
RE: about viewers forum
no, he couldn't make it today - he's currently sneaking in your back door to fuck your mother.
RE: about viewers forum
i'm here now, she wasn't very good. i think anon had been there before me and i only like ur sloppy seconds boob.
RE: about viewers forum
I think Triksy, Monika22, XEMMAX among others are from Rostov on Don...or Don Knots I am not sure which.
RE: about viewers forum
Fair Skin, Short Red Hair, Blue or Green Eyes.........Thin but not skinny, nicely shaped but not too much curvature, intelligent and witty personality, but overall just fun to share time with! Damn I miss her!
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love with her. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on lke this" so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he 'phoned his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and rrriiiipppp! Another one! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled even worse than the last one. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells (indicating the end of his lonliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen." The old fella replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life." The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night." The Doc was concerned, "You mean, when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me." Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him. " "He What?" She cried. "He said that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him." "AHA!!" She exclaimed.......... "So he's the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"
Russian drivers
I wanna live in Russia, sounds like my kinda place.
Today in the Age newspaper (Melbourne Australia).
Russians are Europe's worst drivers - with 25 percent admitting to having sex while driving, according to a survey by KRC Research and Goodyear. It also found Russians do not use seatbelts, break speed limits, drive through red lights, drive drunk and have sex while driving more often than other Europeans.
Today in the Age newspaper (Melbourne Australia).
Russians are Europe's worst drivers - with 25 percent admitting to having sex while driving, according to a survey by KRC Research and Goodyear. It also found Russians do not use seatbelts, break speed limits, drive through red lights, drive drunk and have sex while driving more often than other Europeans.
RE: Russian drivers
When i come top russia we can be part of the 25percent that have sex while driving :)
RE: Russian drivers
Your not too slim yourself now Monika , and certainly not for your age , if your letting yourself get a bit cuddly ate your age what will you be like when u get past 27- 29 or evne in 30's when its 3 x more difficault to keep looking good,
its so easy till mid 20 ,
its s long time since you saw a slim stoamch im certain , very pretty face tho , and im sure your smart and have a wonderful personality and charm .. so i guess u cant have everything ,
ps , im carrying a few kg extra 2 ,, but then im 38 lol
i was so fit when i was in 20's
its so easy till mid 20 ,
its s long time since you saw a slim stoamch im certain , very pretty face tho , and im sure your smart and have a wonderful personality and charm .. so i guess u cant have everything ,
ps , im carrying a few kg extra 2 ,, but then im 38 lol
i was so fit when i was in 20's
RE: Russian drivers
Schultz what are doing in here? you should be supervising the cleaning of the enlisted men's barracks!
RE: Russian drivers
knock it off Klink, leave Schultz alone. oh by the way we're digging a new tunnel tonight...........maybe we'll do it under BroomHiilda's quarters?........wanna help?? ;)) think Natasha may be joining us :PP....Oh, the post question was on Russian drivers.......well then, NEVERMIND!
RE: Russian drivers
and what's wrong with overweight butchers anyway? Some of my best ass-fucks have been with overweight butchers ... one think to say in their favor is that they certainly know what to do with a big piece of meat.
RE: Happy Birthday, Winnetou!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and NAME DAY to you Winne, and many more..:)
Hope you get many presents, and a lot of desserts, cookies and cream with milk... haha.. Have a gr8 day Winne and i hope you enjoyed your Birthday Cake too.. :P:)
Hugs and kisses from me...
Hope you get many presents, and a lot of desserts, cookies and cream with milk... haha.. Have a gr8 day Winne and i hope you enjoyed your Birthday Cake too.. :P:)
Hugs and kisses from me...
RE: Happy Birthday, Winnetou!
Happy Birthday......to you. Happy Birthday........to you. Happy Birthday......you little slut (and proud)! Happy Birthday.......to youuuuuuuu....
Hope you had a lovely day Winne't'poo.... save the mouth piece of the cake for me.... I wanna fill it *blushes* (brings back warm apple pie memories.....)
Hope you had a lovely day Winne't'poo.... save the mouth piece of the cake for me.... I wanna fill it *blushes* (brings back warm apple pie memories.....)
RE: WTF ...
mr. wtf what can we all say; you know you will never be able to leave us all and your fav hobby of writing another psalm of the cc bible you so love to write..........someday you will leave us but it will be at room temp so dont fight it...........
RE: WTF ...
Things are back to normal. No more fawning sickening praises for ugly hosts. No more love soaked whinings. No more people pretending to be in love or working or coming to CC for the Chat. WTF is the defender of truth.
RE: WTF ...
Nice to see his back???
eeewwwww, thanks for that disturbing visual
Welcome back Mr Kotter
eeewwwww, thanks for that disturbing visual
Welcome back Mr Kotter
RE: WTF ...
Ok Horshack............hahahahahahahahahah...........Good One! LOL!!
you know i kinda miss that show..........sometimes ;))
you know i kinda miss that show..........sometimes ;))
In the movie of your life....
something a little silly here... But! If they made a movie of your life.. who would play you and what movie would you like it to be?
Who would play me? Drew Barrymore or Kate Winslet I think. Both curvy ladies.... altough Drew is a rela dirty litlte minx.. so maybe shes closer to the truth.
Movie... Coyote Ugly... now if I only I could learn to balance myself on a bar I'd give this up and wiggle it to music for money! lol It looks like so much fun!
Miss NB xxx
Who would play me? Drew Barrymore or Kate Winslet I think. Both curvy ladies.... altough Drew is a rela dirty litlte minx.. so maybe shes closer to the truth.
Movie... Coyote Ugly... now if I only I could learn to balance myself on a bar I'd give this up and wiggle it to music for money! lol It looks like so much fun!
Miss NB xxx
RE: In the movie of your life....
Buddy Hacket and it would be Lethal Weapon 14: Undercover in the Coronary Ward
RE: In the movie of your life....
Jlo >? I think she has a nice figure , for someone 10 years older than you lol,,
RE: In the movie of your life....
Brad Pitt, Robert Redford or Gerard Derpardieu....it would be an adventure love story...torn between two beautiful women I have to save the world, find the treasure and post messages to CC forums.
RE: In the movie of your life....
wait....everyone at home says I look, act and talk like Denis Leary....not sure if I should be insulted or just go for a beer.