General Forum
One for the Studs and Nymphos
OK, we've had the most exciting places and most bizarre requests, now one for the Studs and Nymphos out there. And lets see if we can make two pages of threads.
Remember, you are only cheating youself if you lie!!
So, in one session, how long did it last, how many times did the Guy cum and how many times did the girl cum?
For me, my best ever session was seven times, and my girl came seven or eight as well. My longest session was five hours and we only came once each. My 'most' session, I came five times, my girl came seventeen.
Remember, you are only cheating youself if you lie!!
So, in one session, how long did it last, how many times did the Guy cum and how many times did the girl cum?
For me, my best ever session was seven times, and my girl came seven or eight as well. My longest session was five hours and we only came once each. My 'most' session, I came five times, my girl came seventeen.
RE: One for the Studs and Nymphos
I wasn't asking for virtual. Real life only.
Virtual is five times a day, but not in one session :D
Virtual is five times a day, but not in one session :D
RE: One for the Studs and Nymphos to honest host.
There si always one. Because you can't get it yourself, sweetheart, don't knock those who can. Long-term girlfriend and guarenteed. :D
RE: One for the Studs and Nymphos to honest host.
Quality over quantity. And as we age, quanity is longer an option.
what do u say about a real meeting?
hello members and chathosts! Would u like a real meeting( in from Romania so it can be here;) ) A full week to go to the mountain and have fun or we can spend xmas or new year eve together.. :) I would like that very much: What about you?
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Then I would want the moon please :D like that I might like being in Bucharest :P
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
What about the Sun?..., which is shining like wonderful girls do...:PP
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Heh yeah.. I'm thinking of the hottest girl I ever met, and yet, the Sun is hotter.. oh well, tough luck.
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Hmmm, if girls arent so hot..., why i am always burn myself with them?:PPPP
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
That's because you didn't read the " handle with care" label :P
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Do you have any free issue for me? Tonight i have some time to read it:PP
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Sorry, I lost mine at birth.. that's why hubby gets burned so often :P
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Heh that's not what hubby thinks... the things I learned hehe
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
I think knowledge is a wonderful thing and should be shared.
You want to come and teach me all that you learned Psy ? :D
You want to come and teach me all that you learned Psy ? :D
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
I was never a good teacher... and I'm rather selfish :P
RE: what do u say about a real meeting?
Hi Cat,
That sounds like a wonderful idea.
Before I start packing though, what are you looking for in a holiday partner and where do I apply?
That sounds like a wonderful idea.
Before I start packing though, what are you looking for in a holiday partner and where do I apply?
Billy Dean
The song I posted was for no one. It's just a favorite of mine and I wanted to observe reactions to the posting.
I hope curiosity doesn't kill this cat.....and I have the Dave Manson version :-}
I hope curiosity doesn't kill this cat.....and I have the Dave Manson version :-}
Where do babies come from?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first met in the Community Chat room on CC. After many hours of ... ahem, "Video Conferencing", we finally decided to meet in person. We set up a date via e-mail and we met each other in real life at a cyber-cafe in her home country".
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male" And that is how you were born." :D
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first met in the Community Chat room on CC. After many hours of ... ahem, "Video Conferencing", we finally decided to meet in person. We set up a date via e-mail and we met each other in real life at a cyber-cafe in her home country".
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male" And that is how you were born." :D
RE: comming back :D
If I could just get out of this bottle
I might make one heck of a genie ;) :P
I might make one heck of a genie ;) :P
you got Morals....?
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you
have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you
have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........
help in kiev
any help from kiev is appreciated lookin to find an internet cafe which has recent version of yahoo chat working location and phone if possible also a computer store or online store in kiev for new and used computers and cams
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your
foot. But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your
foot. But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
RE: How Smart is Your Right Foot?
nope, not smart at all :D...just forgot to mention i am a dancer :))))
RE: How Smart is Your Right Foot?
of course she is! jeezzzzz
By the way, welcome back, Nadeen :)
By the way, welcome back, Nadeen :)
3 gents captured by cannibals....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"
Redneck Zoo... Yes I might be a RedNeck
A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
The New Employee:-))
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
i enjoy, gives a cheap preview of what host looks like,at a cheap price
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
well i like to just talk to girls and see her boobs as we chat.
so that show being in prerecorded would be talking to a pretty lady and having her not respond to anything i say. if i wanted that, i would talk to my wife.
so that show being in prerecorded would be talking to a pretty lady and having her not respond to anything i say. if i wanted that, i would talk to my wife.
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
hahahaha yes you are right Johnz. it's not always that cheap either
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
she usually responds with something like "go fuck yourself"
to blueyes4u
hey some of these"anonymouses"have such miserable existences that posting biluous,spiteful,infantile comments is one of their few joys in life!they hide behind"anonymous"because they are bullies but still to cowardly to post a known name or nickname on here.
RE: First night:)
it would be going a lot better if you'd make some coffee and bring it back to bed for me, blueyes
End The World:-))
God finally had enough and decided to end the world. However He wanted to warn the people.
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows 98........
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows 98........
RE: End The World:-))
when you are cutting and pasting these jokes, could you possibly update them to the 21st century?
but generally i do like them
but generally i do like them
RE: End The World:-))
Those wild 90-es, when we were far away from Windows Vista:PP
Btw. Happy 25th Birthday of PC-s:-))
Btw. Happy 25th Birthday of PC-s:-))
Guess who's online tonight ?
everybody's dancing lam-ba-daaaaa !!!!
hello, friends !!!! it's soo great to be back to this nasty place ! :P:D
hope to see as many of you all as i can tonight :)))
missed you so much !
kissses
hello, friends !!!! it's soo great to be back to this nasty place ! :P:D
hope to see as many of you all as i can tonight :)))
missed you so much !
kissses
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
sex in the sea in daylight when i was on vacation
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
while driving in my truck in the center of town in the middle of the day.
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
i think she meant with someone elce present
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
i was with a woman when this happened.LOL.she climbed on while i was driving.got lots of curious looks from people.
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
she climbed on you on motorcycle..............wow you are a good driver
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
Huh?? How did you get from truck to motorcycle???
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
Truck?... would that be a fork-lift truck or a lorry?
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
a submarine, 200 feet underwater, was a cruise where friends, and family was invited, also in a plane, but sub was better
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
on a bench in the middle of a church yard... and no, the highly erect belfry didn't give me erection probs..lol
Yet Again
Well seems its that time again for someone to post about leaving CC.. So here goes, its my time to say it now.. :P
I`m LEAVING on a jet plane, train, bus, car, horse, donkey, skateboard, ski`s, elevator, van, walking away from it all. :)
I`m not around much anyway so maybe no-one will notice, who knows, who cares, but anyway just wanted to post for the fun of it and get on the Anonymous posters nerves at least b4 i leave:D:P
Some gr8 ppl here and some bad, but u get that in everything, so its no surprise. Its just a pity that this place has lost some gr8 ppl and become boring, specially in com chat, but i haven`t been there in so long, maybe its not boring any more.. :D but i doubt it very much, all its good for now is fights and a lot of girls prv`s to get u in2 their video.. Thats fine by me with the girls doing that but bloody hell do you have to attack a guy once he comes in2 com chat, last time i was there i got 9 prv`s straight away, and i hadn`t even said hello to anyone yet.... :D but anyway enough complaining now..
Have fun ppl if thats possible here anymore and take care of yourselfs... Maybe i`ll see some of you on Yahoo, who knows, but yet again its doubtful as the ones i used to video with no longer chat with me, now that i don`t visit them any longer, it will go double now i`m leaving CC completely..:P
Well thats me folks.. BYE and take care..
I`m LEAVING on a jet plane, train, bus, car, horse, donkey, skateboard, ski`s, elevator, van, walking away from it all. :)
I`m not around much anyway so maybe no-one will notice, who knows, who cares, but anyway just wanted to post for the fun of it and get on the Anonymous posters nerves at least b4 i leave:D:P
Some gr8 ppl here and some bad, but u get that in everything, so its no surprise. Its just a pity that this place has lost some gr8 ppl and become boring, specially in com chat, but i haven`t been there in so long, maybe its not boring any more.. :D but i doubt it very much, all its good for now is fights and a lot of girls prv`s to get u in2 their video.. Thats fine by me with the girls doing that but bloody hell do you have to attack a guy once he comes in2 com chat, last time i was there i got 9 prv`s straight away, and i hadn`t even said hello to anyone yet.... :D but anyway enough complaining now..
Have fun ppl if thats possible here anymore and take care of yourselfs... Maybe i`ll see some of you on Yahoo, who knows, but yet again its doubtful as the ones i used to video with no longer chat with me, now that i don`t visit them any longer, it will go double now i`m leaving CC completely..:P
Well thats me folks.. BYE and take care..
Gortensia
Wow, I thought, two days without a post from Gorty. Then I saw I was in Viewer only Forum. DOH!!!!!
another
a grasshopper walks into a bar & the barman says to him"hey you know i have a drink named after you?".the grasshopper looks surprised & says"you have a drink named dave!"