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Shave The Beard:-))
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
I like all of these and dont forget the see through lingeries:PP
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
The see-thru are no fun :P you should be able to imagine more than the eyes can see :D
What turns me on? It's more like a matter of speech, but I love white lingerie, on tanned skin, it looks absolutely delicious, perfect!
Not a big fan of colours, so black and white are the best :)
What turns me on? It's more like a matter of speech, but I love white lingerie, on tanned skin, it looks absolutely delicious, perfect!
Not a big fan of colours, so black and white are the best :)
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
I am lazy to imagine more...do you have any see through lingerie Psy?:PP
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
Oh yes :D
But I won't show you, of course, I'm a good girl :P
But I won't show you, of course, I'm a good girl :P
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
just look at vanillagirl9 . now thats sexy
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
I like good girls ... would you show me Psy??
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
For light skinned girls, basic black. For dark skinned girls, white.
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
I prefer eating bananas rather than showing them something.. anything :P
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
eating bananas ... now THAT'S what I call a good girl!!
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
Hahaha...wondering when will we reach that number:PPPP
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
Shush it's not that kind of 77, otherwise things would be too easy for Alex :P
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
Hmmmm, i love when you are naughty Psy:PPPP
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
And you don't know half of what I can do >:)
RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?
I woke up when I heard 77 ;)
I was dreaming of womens lingerie :)
Imagine! ;) :P
I was dreaming of womens lingerie :)
Imagine! ;) :P
Paris Hilton, Part 2
A couple of weeks ago, there was a thread titled "Paris Hilton's stupity shows again," arguing that Ms. Hilton is an idiot for not know who Tony Blair is. Well, she is not alone: according to a poll of 1,213 people across the United States, only half know who he is.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/8/14/180502.shtml?s=ic
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/8/14/180502.shtml?s=ic
RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2
"I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated." -- George W. Bush
RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2
I found that very hard to believe.
Not that half didn't know but that half did :D
Not that half didn't know but that half did :D
RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2
Master: had to test that at work. I asked 18 of my drivers if they knew who Tony Blair from GB was, only 2 answer correctly...
DAMN, I need better help!
DAMN, I need better help!
RE: Virus
speaking of macs,weren't you sitting up the back of the movie theatre dressed only in a mac?as that song goes"munchy munchy twisties you open up your fly,john wayne pulls his gun out & you wish he'd some to spare...."
RE: Virus
Computer viruses are a myth... It's all fear tactics and a huge scam perpetrated by the anti-virus software companies to get impressionable little old ladies to shell out money to buy the latest, and "safest" protection available.
Don't buy into the hype, people... dump your anti-virus programs, reclaim the precious resources they consume, and surf the net by the seat of your pants. Give the finger to the fear... It's liberating.
Don't buy into the hype, people... dump your anti-virus programs, reclaim the precious resources they consume, and surf the net by the seat of your pants. Give the finger to the fear... It's liberating.
Mowing the Lawn and Drinking a Beer
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
RE: Mowing the Lawn and Drinking a Beer
Me too..., but the only difference is, that i need compensate liquid, what i have lost, while i was cutting the grass:PPPP
Freudian Joke
Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. The first to unscrew the bulb, and the second to hold my penis....er, I mean hold the chair.
A: Two. The first to unscrew the bulb, and the second to hold my penis....er, I mean hold the chair.
RE: for members
Very rude guys to "cum and go" i know what it feels like to be spent, it's 2 am and u gotta get up for work in 4 hours but just spend 5 more minutes with your host and be sure to say thanks. the girls appreciate it and you'll be remembered more fondly the next time you sign on.
RE: for members
say bye?
geez, i call her a cab AND let her use my umbrella while she stands outside waiting for it to arrive .
geez, i call her a cab AND let her use my umbrella while she stands outside waiting for it to arrive .
RE: for members
I don't always say good bye...however, I ALWAYS wave good by to the sweet girl...I just don't usually wave with my hand...
Chuck Out....
Chuck Out....
RE: for members
Not unless the guest is an ignorant slob. Some of these girls put on a show that makes a 'Thankyou' worth every five seconds of typing time. The girls who couldn't give a toss (pun intended) don't deserve the time of day, let alone a thankyou.
If I have seen a good show I don't cum and go. I will have a chat as well afterwards, when I get my breath back.
If I have seen a good show I don't cum and go. I will have a chat as well afterwards, when I get my breath back.
RE: for members
I have members who after thair cumming go to the bathroom in my open session and come back to talk for a hour or so but i'm on a very low price so we are respecting each other a lot :)!
Viagra Secrets
My gf takes it when she has PMS and she swears by it to make her feel good again; she also gets horny as hell as a side benefit...............
RE: Viagra Secrets
Best Viagra is the eye drops. It does nothing for your dick but makes you look hard :)))
RE: Viagra Secrets
apparently they are also giving Viagra to the old men in hospitals now...It has nothing to do with the sexual performance it just stops them rolling out of the bed :))
RE: Viagra Secrets
Now! Now! no more questions like that or you'll get a stiff talking to. Ok i'm off for a stiff drink too :DD
RE: CSBto Max
Thankfully so far i never needed viagra...:P
i got your drink but you didn't show up so i drank it for you ..cheers. Maybe now i'll need the Viagra...better not swallow it too slowly i might get a stiff neck
i got your drink but you didn't show up so i drank it for you ..cheers. Maybe now i'll need the Viagra...better not swallow it too slowly i might get a stiff neck
JonBenet Ramsey
After 10 years they have the killer of little JonBenet Ramsey. What hell it was for the parents who were always suspects. Glad there was an answer finally.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
Yes it shows you how the police and district attorney who were under tremendous pressure to charge someone went after the parents who were as model a citizen as you could get. Think of what they do to the poor people in the USA and how many are in prison who did not do what they said.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
dont count your eggs yet, somethign sounds very fishy about the "confession"..including his ex wife saying he was in alabama at the time of the murder.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
Anyone else think all the media coverage is a little outta wack, a little creepy and morbid, maybe?
Since yesterday, I turn on the news and it's nearly the only story I hear being spoken of.
Since yesterday, I turn on the news and it's nearly the only story I hear being spoken of.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
follow the money...................they stir shit up to sell stuff........................
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
amazing how one is convicted before all the facts are in...
the guys exwife stated the couple were in Alabama at the time of the murder.
dont get me wrong, from what i heard the guy was in bangkok because he fled the usa on childrape charges, so hang the scumbag anyways. but do not close the ramsey case just yet.
the guys exwife stated the couple were in Alabama at the time of the murder.
dont get me wrong, from what i heard the guy was in bangkok because he fled the usa on childrape charges, so hang the scumbag anyways. but do not close the ramsey case just yet.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
yeah, i agree there are a lot of holes in this case. But he has confessed to killing her. Why is he doing that if he is not guilty? Mind you i dont know the whole story.
RE: JonBenet Ramsey
The parents are that innocent. What kind of freak dresses up a little girl like that in the first place? They are far from model citizens. There are certainly still lots of questions. I think its a long shot that that guy is guilty. I'd yell for extradiction to the US if facing life in a Thai prison too. I am guessing it's the only unsolved case he could think of. For starters, she wasn't drugged, so they say..and he says he drugged her.
Safe:-))
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
RE: how to gain a bit weight?
most forms of nuts tend to contain quite high amounts of fats - as well as protein (and various minerals) so they can be reasonably heatlhy if not eaten in ridiculous quantities
RE: how to gain a bit weight?
I'd suggest a high protien diet and doing some weights. Ladies, if you want to appear curvy but not chubby, be sure to do some squats to build a nice firm butt and work on your pectorals (the chest muscles behind the boobs) and keep those abs flat and voila, a sexy but slender shape with enough muscle to make you more capable in lots of situations.
RE: how to gain a bit weight?
Wieder Crash Weight Gain powder add milk strawberry chocolate flavour
RE: how to gain a bit weight?
Dunno about diets to gain weight. Maybe you could just get married. My ex gained heaps almost overnight when we got married, lol.
Looking for Fun
I just got out of prison and would like to share my good spirits with one of you hosts. I have been able to save a lot of money in my job in the dish cleaning section so we can really make up for lost time.
RE: Looking for Fun
I am sure she was asking for it - do you do other housework, or just dishes??
RE: Looking for Fun
I got her good with a spatula on the ass; she always loved a good spanking but not this hard
nursery rhyme
The Ants go marching
The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one;
The little one stops to suck his thumb,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two;
The little one stops to tie his shoe,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three;
The little one stops to ride a bee,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four;
The little one stops to ask for more,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five;
The little one stops to jump and dive,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six;
The little one stops to pick up sticks,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven;
The little one stops to write with a pen,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight;
The little one stops to rollerskate,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine;
The little one stops to drink and dine,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten;
The little one stops to shout
"THE END!!"
The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one;
The little one stops to suck his thumb,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two;
The little one stops to tie his shoe,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three;
The little one stops to ride a bee,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four;
The little one stops to ask for more,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five;
The little one stops to jump and dive,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six;
The little one stops to pick up sticks,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven;
The little one stops to write with a pen,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight;
The little one stops to rollerskate,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine;
The little one stops to drink and dine,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!
The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten;
The little one stops to shout
"THE END!!"
RE: see u there:)
with your writing manners and spelling habits I think you are really AmazingAnne herself.
as for the offers, thanks, but no thanks, I'd rather watch a horror movie. did I say thanks?
as for the offers, thanks, but no thanks, I'd rather watch a horror movie. did I say thanks?
RE: see u there:)
Thank you for the lovely thought, Anne, But 05:00 Romania is nowhere near real time. Most of us are just finishing our final vid session and are going to bed. ;-)
RE: see u there:)
I was lurking about outside your room Anne and I tried to peep through the windows but they were pretty well shut. I was too shy to knock on the door so I just pleasured myself on the street outside :)
Hope you don't mind :D
Hope you don't mind :D
RE: for members
think about this also though, what members know in their minds, and what they feel in their hearts are not always the same...why do u think some of us come here? because we are lonely and have nobody in our real lives....in our minds of course we know this is ur job...we also know in our minds that if it wasnt' for the money, most of u would not talk with us, let alone give a show. But, what the mind knows, and what the heart feels, are not always the same.
RE: for members
I understand, but for some , with little or no experience with real relationships...its hard to distinguish between playin around or flirtin, and really carin about them.
RE: for members
If you get U$S 2000 monthly you need to get U$S 8000 in charges , imagining one dollar minute , it means 8000 minutes , almos 150 hours monthly of videos , means 5 hours video daily average..........only in CC ? Congratulations , you are titled the number one !! . Maybe you are a real "pro" here and maybe many sites . Wowwwwww
RE: for members
$2000 a month? thats like an american in a standard 40 hour work week makin about $13 an hour....(if I caculated correctly) they stop bein jealous of you because now they are jealous of ur paycheck...you probably make more than many of them...and its thanks to them that u make it!!!
RE: for members
hey host & wheelyking both of you make a lot of sense & talk with feeling & understanding on this subject.its a pleasant change to some posts which are hijacked by ... anyway i think this is a subject worth exploring more.you have both given me something to think about.thanks
RE: for members
well, readin all ur responses to my me, I certainly do not feel you are here to intentionally try to hurt anyone, and i do understand what are sayin. thank you. I hope my words have not offended you or any other chathost here. I was simply explainin things from the other side, as a viewer. I"m not sayin only you are right, or only i am. Just pointin out to you how someone like this person you were commentin about might feel. i certainly meant no disrespect. I know you are here to work, and i have no problem with that, or I would not be at a site like this. As "imlost" said, was just tryin to give u and others somethin to think about from the other persons side. :-)) Thank you for a friendly, open and honest discussion.
RE: for members
DAMN! A serious thread & I almost missed it.
Don't care that the host make what they do & wish I was rich enough to visit for hours at a time, but like most, I cannot.
Thankful for the hosts who rescue me with thier friendship & talent when trapped in front of the computer working.
I never get jealous when a host is trying to up her pvt's or vid time...
but don't misunderstand when we are just being quiet to let you do what you are here to do, some us understand that you must pay the bills!
And BIG thanks to the hosts that gear their shows so that we can tag along for the ride
Don't care that the host make what they do & wish I was rich enough to visit for hours at a time, but like most, I cannot.
Thankful for the hosts who rescue me with thier friendship & talent when trapped in front of the computer working.
I never get jealous when a host is trying to up her pvt's or vid time...
but don't misunderstand when we are just being quiet to let you do what you are here to do, some us understand that you must pay the bills!
And BIG thanks to the hosts that gear their shows so that we can tag along for the ride
Hmm.If you're interested
Pls, someone help me.In my head a song is playing.The chorus starts from:You're unreal....It's slow and woman is singing it.Very sensitive and romantic.
Pls if you know or find this one pls connect me through ccmail. I would like to reward your attempts with the prize of free 1 hour show not chat.If you prefer some other ways of rewarding we may to come ot agreement also.
Pls if you know or find this one pls connect me through ccmail. I would like to reward your attempts with the prize of free 1 hour show not chat.If you prefer some other ways of rewarding we may to come ot agreement also.
RE: Hmm.If you're interested
Maybe I can help you ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
You're unreal
How do you feel
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
You're unreal
How do you feel
RE: Hmm.If you're interested
You're trapped inside my cyber world
Consumed up as my web unfurls
No secrets left for your mankind.
My virus lurks throughout your veins
I'm spreading there inside your brain
A trojan horse that eats your mind.
Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I've got your power.
Cyber world
Cyber world
I will devour, yeah...
At speed of lies i will connect
I search and surf as i infect
Computerized catastrophe.
Your information's what i steal
I scan you till you are unreal
Transmit your power into me.
Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I'll steal your mind.
Cyber world
Cyber world
For all mankind, yeah...
You're dying in my cyber world
You're lying in my cyber world
Consumed up as my web unfurls
No secrets left for your mankind.
My virus lurks throughout your veins
I'm spreading there inside your brain
A trojan horse that eats your mind.
Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I've got your power.
Cyber world
Cyber world
I will devour, yeah...
At speed of lies i will connect
I search and surf as i infect
Computerized catastrophe.
Your information's what i steal
I scan you till you are unreal
Transmit your power into me.
Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I'll steal your mind.
Cyber world
Cyber world
For all mankind, yeah...
You're dying in my cyber world
You're lying in my cyber world
RE: Hmm.If you're interested
What can i do - i know they've gotten to you when you say that your whites
Have an aerial blue
What's happened to you - since i last say you i thought i knew your name - but it's not you but it's not you
You're talking in a balloon
In this tidy room
Sounding like a commercial
For a serial
I wish you could feel the way that i feel i wish you could feel but your so unreal your so unreal
What can i say - what can i say
All the traits you had have all gone away get up and wash at the right time of day and greet the world with the right thing to say
You're so ideal - you're never down at heel you're so ideal - but you're so unreal
I wish you could feel - the way that i feel i wish you could feel - but you're so unreal you're so unreal
Have an aerial blue
What's happened to you - since i last say you i thought i knew your name - but it's not you but it's not you
You're talking in a balloon
In this tidy room
Sounding like a commercial
For a serial
I wish you could feel the way that i feel i wish you could feel but your so unreal your so unreal
What can i say - what can i say
All the traits you had have all gone away get up and wash at the right time of day and greet the world with the right thing to say
You're so ideal - you're never down at heel you're so ideal - but you're so unreal
I wish you could feel - the way that i feel i wish you could feel - but you're so unreal you're so unreal
Many Romanians will be gone for a while
The MISA yoga-camp in Costinesti started, so a lot of the chathosts that are in MISA will be gone for a while.
Just for your information :D
Just for your information :D
YOGA? what?
What a joke. Chat hosts pretending to be yoginnis...what a lot bull. Yoga there is an delusion.
RE: YOGA? what?
come back Yogi, all is forgiven. I will even let you do that weird thing to my bottom.
While we're at it......
maybe we can list cute and interesting nicknames for women's privates. I'm sure everybody knows some and maybe I'll get the chance to learn some new ones. Here's a few to get ya started...
Beaver, Hair Pie, Hoo Hoo, Cooter, Pink Taco, Camel Toe....
LOL. Come on, let's hear some more!
Beaver, Hair Pie, Hoo Hoo, Cooter, Pink Taco, Camel Toe....
LOL. Come on, let's hear some more!
RE: While we're at it......
kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it? the point, in case you missed it, was for people here to have fun posting slang terms they knew and have a laugh reading ones others knew... not post links to other sites. seems kinda lazy and boring to just post with a link... or is that what passes as conversation nowadays? is that what human interaction is degrading to... just an exchange of links, instead of actually talking? imagine if every reply to posts in these forums was just links pointing to other sites, how boring would that be?
besides i had a look at that site and some of the slang terms they list are completely idiotic... for instance dick and cock are listed as slang terms for pussy. huh? since when? what brainiac came up with that one?
besides i had a look at that site and some of the slang terms they list are completely idiotic... for instance dick and cock are listed as slang terms for pussy. huh? since when? what brainiac came up with that one?
RE: While we're at it......
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/305708/2/istockphoto_305708_granny_scold.jpg
RE: While we're at it......
in australia its called"the map of tassie"after the island state at the bottom of australia.also known as"muff","furpie","snatch""rusty axe wound","front bum" & more.
Interesting names
Just for fun, what are some of the funniest and most creative names you have heard for the male genitalia? I have heard many, but who knows there may be a few I never heard before. I'll list a few to get us started....
Tallywacker.... Wedding Tackle.... Meat Bayonette... Schlong... Dong...
Wang... Purpleheaded Warrior... Johnson... Little Elvis...
Tallywacker.... Wedding Tackle.... Meat Bayonette... Schlong... Dong...
Wang... Purpleheaded Warrior... Johnson... Little Elvis...
RE: Interesting names
PorkSword,one-eyed worm, snake, one-eyed snake, wee-wee, meat, willy, Capt. Midnight,long strong dong ( lsd for short), babymaker, baby batter wand, magic wand, caretaker.....
RE: 5 important lessons....
Nahhh if venus is Psy's Assistant she is at the top. As I am right at the bottom there are a lot of bosses I have to go through before I reach Venus.
Six shots of vodka:-))
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"
"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.
The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender.
"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.
The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.
The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.
The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender.
"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.
The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.
The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
what
enjoyment do some members get from posting under others nicknames?i don't understand it.its a fantasy site,so why do they feel the need to post under a nick that others are known by?strange people!
to tnt
can't they say stupid things under the anonymous name or is it a way to make others think that the poster is a jerk?
RE: what
How come you are using the nick of one of the most obnotious members ever born into CC?