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ponyplaying
Which couples f/f are willing to do ponyplay shows... meaning real roelplay with real lifting and carrying eachother over shoulder, in arms, on shoulder, front stradle, piggyback , backbreaker etc... please let me now... As you may have noticed i am a big ponyplayfan :-) Thank you and see you on cam ladies!
Periodic Elements:-))
Valuable scientific data.
The following are two proposed additions to the periodic table of elements (from chemistry class):
Element name: woman
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element name: man
Symbol: XY
Atomic weight: (180 +/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good source of methane. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
The following are two proposed additions to the periodic table of elements (from chemistry class):
Element name: woman
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element name: man
Symbol: XY
Atomic weight: (180 +/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good source of methane. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
curious
how many of you girls and guys had member in your room saying that he is in your area and wants to see you in person??.... would you go see him/her the next day or maybe that night??... most guys here expect you to have sex with them in person too.. thats getting really anoying...maybe i will fook fester in the azz with the strap on if he show me put some frozen grapes in his hul haha....davedave will let us use his place lol..
I did met someone last year in anothere state....and i talked to him last night again he said he is in my area and that he didnt know that i was from here....cause I met him in anothere state before....( not telling what state) I doubt that he didnt know cause i talk to him many times before...anyways...i didnt know when was the last time i talk to him here but he showed up lastnight saying that he is in my area and that wants to see me today and fook all day long....lol
I will met up with some people but just to hang out no fooking...its hard to fook someone when you dont know whats gonna happen next and then the next day you cant reach them on their cell and cant find them in person then you really fooked lol....
again any of you girls met up with those members who said they are in your area??. staying in the hotel??
I did met someone last year in anothere state....and i talked to him last night again he said he is in my area and that he didnt know that i was from here....cause I met him in anothere state before....( not telling what state) I doubt that he didnt know cause i talk to him many times before...anyways...i didnt know when was the last time i talk to him here but he showed up lastnight saying that he is in my area and that wants to see me today and fook all day long....lol
I will met up with some people but just to hang out no fooking...its hard to fook someone when you dont know whats gonna happen next and then the next day you cant reach them on their cell and cant find them in person then you really fooked lol....
again any of you girls met up with those members who said they are in your area??. staying in the hotel??
LOL tiny
Hmm often I don't meet again with guys whom I meet in my town in reality.I have never tryed to meet on the base of virtual date.Several times I had guys who wanted meet me in reality on the base of our virtual chat in our local chat sites.
Hmm but they usually ask me to go out in cafe or somewhere else...Noone asked me to meet in order to fook.:d
Though may be if they meet me through CC they would ask this.
Hmm but they usually ask me to go out in cafe or somewhere else...Noone asked me to meet in order to fook.:d
Though may be if they meet me through CC they would ask this.
RE: to lol
Anonymous if you need to ask that you should get out more.
There is a huge difference between having some fat ugly wanker masturbate to you being naked when you are 100's of km away and don't have to see him to having that fat ugly wanker pawing your body and grunting like a pig as he tries to get his tiny little cock hard.
There is a huge difference between having some fat ugly wanker masturbate to you being naked when you are 100's of km away and don't have to see him to having that fat ugly wanker pawing your body and grunting like a pig as he tries to get his tiny little cock hard.
RE: to lol
yeah, that was kind of my point, actually..........what makes a virtual fooker paying to get all jizzy any better?.....a fat, ugly, grunting, tiny little cock'd, fuck of a wanker is the same fat, ugly, grunting, tinly little cock'd, fuck of a wanker whether here or there, right?......if she feels sorry for the ones who would pay for a fook in person, she should surely feel the same for those who fook her over the internet, no?.........or does fooking her only virtually, and sharing maybe a few million LOL's and talking boolsheet with her somehow make her internet fooks something not to be pitied?
RE: to lol
when you wake up, perhaps you'll fooking realize that you would have been better off broaching this subject in the host only forum.....hopefully.
RE: to lol
if your question was for hosts and you asked in the hosts' forum, why would you even think it necessary to ask here too?.......and you do realize that a person would have to be a host to actually read that forum, don't you?........fooking duh.
RE: to lol
you expected me to go to the trouble of signing up as a host just to check whether you'd posted the same stupid question in the hosts' forum, where it should have been in the first place?.....and so what, you posted in both places because you thought it just too difficult for your fellow chathosts to click a single link from here to go there?.......it's just as easy as going to the viewers' forum....and why you even mention chathosts' interest in that forum being possibly even greater than their interest in this one, i have no clue.....if you wanted as many hosts to read your message as possible, what you said only leaves me wondering why you didn't post it there too.
seriously.....i know you talk a mean duh, but just how stupid are you really?
seriously.....i know you talk a mean duh, but just how stupid are you really?
RE: to Fuck not Fook
Yes mainly that :D
But also because your other comment seemed to agree with my first post although you said it slightly nicer :P.
But also because your other comment seemed to agree with my first post although you said it slightly nicer :P.
RE: to anonymous
first of all, follow the thread.....read in context, you might see that those words you quoted from my reply to "fuck not fook" were actually the same fooking words he used to reply to fooking me...i used them to specifically address what he specifically had to say to specifically me......personally, i don''t doubt guys here come in all different shapes, appearances, and proportions.....what's more, i couldn't give a shit less.
"different is i did not have to fook all those guys and dont even have to touch them but to help them feel better"....again, you're not in the same place, and he's not actually pawing you, you can't actually hear his sweet gruntings in your ear, and you can't actually feel him probing you with his wee lil kak..ummmm, yeah, i fooking get it.
i just don't get why you consider any guy who "would even think of offering money to fook someone in person" as an "azz hul", but those who actually do pay you to fook them virtually as something better, as sometimes even being "a lot better than othere guys".
"try offering a lady walking down the street anywhere money for fook"....that's not really a fair comparison, now is it?......wouldn't you think a guy would get pretty much the same reaction if he were to just walk up to any woman on the street and offer her money if she would go home, turn on her webcam, and let him fook her all digital-like too?
"what am I doing i'm talking to anonymous again lol"..........beats the fook outta me.
"different is i did not have to fook all those guys and dont even have to touch them but to help them feel better"....again, you're not in the same place, and he's not actually pawing you, you can't actually hear his sweet gruntings in your ear, and you can't actually feel him probing you with his wee lil kak..ummmm, yeah, i fooking get it.
i just don't get why you consider any guy who "would even think of offering money to fook someone in person" as an "azz hul", but those who actually do pay you to fook them virtually as something better, as sometimes even being "a lot better than othere guys".
"try offering a lady walking down the street anywhere money for fook"....that's not really a fair comparison, now is it?......wouldn't you think a guy would get pretty much the same reaction if he were to just walk up to any woman on the street and offer her money if she would go home, turn on her webcam, and let him fook her all digital-like too?
"what am I doing i'm talking to anonymous again lol"..........beats the fook outta me.
RE: LOL tiny
You'll even buy your own coffee? Whoa, count me in. Now, where was it you lived again, I can't remember now. :P lol
to to gort
ah the penny finally dropped slow boy.gorty doesn't need my help but when i feel like it i will defend her.if you had half the intelligence & inner strength of her then you would not need to waste your time......
RE: curious
Hey Tiny how about if we meet and I just go down on you for as many hours as you need? No fooking... maybe you blow me a little if ur feelin feisty. :P or maybe we go for minature golf instead...
RE: curious
i would love to visit Tiny and do anything she wants... but I'm scared of all the bedbugs in that area... maybe they bite our pvts... yikes
RE: curious
I did mean her city not her clean wonderful pvt. That is bedbug free. I would love her "Lincoln" tunnel myself but bedbugs seemed to be scared of it...
Dear AsianDoll
Yes, it's an occurrence that happens to me daily. Just because I do my sexy shimmy to make the ladies go gooey and sticky, I'm forced to suffer a near endless barrage of so many hard-up freaky fook-hungry chicks who want to pay the Chuckster for his mad, scabby, lovin' skillz in realz. I do my thing for french fries and tatter tots, not for the scratch. It never fails to bum the Chuckster out that these skeevy fook bags fail to understand that. If they have a key to the luxury penthouse at the Cleveland Hilton, that's only a condiment on the scarfaricious feast I require as recompense for the exertion necessary to flop my meaty glory so exquisitely. I'm an artiste, I'm not a ho of run-of-the-mill standards. If you want to make the Chuck Master wiggle his finest for you in the flesh, he demands Orida Crinkle Cuts - and buckets full. No shorts cuts, no food stamps, and I sure as shinola don't offer discounts for you to lance the boils on my ass. That's like begging Samson for a coupon to cut his hair - The magic of Chuck is in his pus, ladies. It's the creme that makes his gyrations groove so funkaliciously.
life
I have worked on this site for 4 years.in numbers...or feelings this is almost: 7000 hours of work,4 studios,40 colleagues,7 diffrent screen names,4 diffrent categories,2 orgasms,1 good friend,1 person i admire,1 person that made me believe in miracles,1 person that threatened me,15300 videos,$30,000,$10,000 my income and so many words.
A real life lesson.
THANK YOU
Show must go on
A real life lesson.
THANK YOU
Show must go on
RE: life
I don't want introduce myself with numbers, but i am sure i had more than 2 orgasms here...psssssssst:PP
RE: life
but i think someone making you believe in miracles must partly make up for the low wages :)
RE: life
Don't feel too sorry for her. I think she means two orgasms while acually working on CC in four years. Away from here she has probably had many more.
I have never had one orgasm while I was working so she is two ahead of me anyway. - But I am not a chathost.
I have never had one orgasm while I was working so she is two ahead of me anyway. - But I am not a chathost.
RE: Love&Age again
Does this mean I'm in with a chance, Vera??
I'm 59, but still virile and stinking rich ;-)
I'm 59, but still virile and stinking rich ;-)
RE: Love&Age again to Anonymous
i think the yawn may have meant that he thought the message he replied to was fucking tiresome.
RE: Love&Age again to Anonymous
and if it's annoying, be sure to provoke the poster to annoy even more.
RE: Love&Age again to Anonymous
i think the yawn may have meant that he promoted himself as very tiresome and boring person
RE: Love&Age again to Anonymous
having posted anonymously, i don't quite follow how it could be considered self-promotion....i'm not completely sure, but yeah, it's still my guess that he posted his yawn to express how boring he thought was the message to which he replied.
What happened to Baronessa / FunnyRoom
Wondering what happened to Baronessa / FunnyRoom aka Elena 24. Both profiles have been deleted.
Thx
Thx
RE: just wondering
Disgusting, smelly, and shows little respect for a once set of healthy lungs.
RE: just wondering
Not even going to get into this one, vast supply of evidence showing cause and effect relationship between smoking and many (NOT only respiratory tree, mouth etc cancers) diseases. It's astounding how terrible it can be. Keep in mind not all lung cancers are due to smoking, some in fact have a low relationship with smoking such as adenocarcinoma. By the way Anon2 is correct, our huge, gas guzzling cars that emit noxious are heavy polluters and certainly do not help our health any either.
PS: Anthracosis (black lung) is actually just a pigment due to accumulation by macrophages (immune system, the eat stuff AKA phagocytise). It's actually ironically enough asymptomatic, odd since it really looks terrible.
The MD
PS: Anthracosis (black lung) is actually just a pigment due to accumulation by macrophages (immune system, the eat stuff AKA phagocytise). It's actually ironically enough asymptomatic, odd since it really looks terrible.
The MD
RE: just wondering
i'm with ya on the point about suvs. whenever i see a hummer on the road, it kinda sickens me too. seriously, it's 2006 already, why aren't we all tooling around in snazzy, zero emission, electric cars? i don't get it.
happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(to me)HAPPY BIRTHDAY(to me)HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PACO,HAPPY BIRTHDAY(to me) tomorrow the 8th.yes i know this is self promotion,but what the hell.
RE: happy birthday!
happy happy paco!
drink drink drink
jagermeister!!!
dont forget the pizza!
drink drink drink
jagermeister!!!
dont forget the pizza!
RE: happy birthday!
Happy Birthday :) Wish you all the perviest things in the world for you naughty perbert bitch :PP .. Strong health, real faithfull friends, happiness for you and all your family. Only funny sunny good days and if you will cry that only from happiness and with smile. Lot of love and luck :) have good Bday my naughty bitch.
Wish the best wishes Lisa (K)
Wish the best wishes Lisa (K)
RE: happy birthday!
Happy birthday Pacer.
(k)(k)(k)(^)(^)(^)(k)(k)(k)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
(k)(k)(k)(^)(^)(^)(k)(k)(k)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
RE: happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to u...Happy Birthday to u....Happy Birthday Paco-shmako...Happy Birthday to u!!! :))))))))
kisses and many sexy hugs :D lol
kisses and many sexy hugs :D lol
Tricky question:-))
A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?"
"Jewellery, dear."
"Jewellery, dear."
Where is Mistress Cory
Any body have any idea where Mistress Cory has disappered to. She has not been for awhile
RE: Where is Mistress Cory
She is away on holiday at the moment......back in just over a week. :))
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
Sexy show, Sexy talk and if it's on offer meaningless sex :D
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I come here for a good show but I also like a good conversation and there many girls here I just talk to.
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I just love to chat, but if a girl wants to do more, I am too much of a gentleman to complain.
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I'm here for maybe a little of both. i like pretty naked girls as much as the next guy, but its not al i'm about...i'm also here to meet girls and make friend, and maybe more someday
Long Term Effects of CC
Maybe its me but after being here awhile I'm getting this uneasy feeling that my attitude toward life and women is changing and not for the better.
I compare CC to going to a strip club with one big difference; you can be anyone you want in CC.
I find myself becoming another person when I sign on to CC; one who says anything to get what I want. My attitude toward women seems to be changing too since they all seem like CC hosts now and I have a more cynical view of them since hosts do anything in many cases to get what they want to.
I'm sure there is a similiar change for hosts along the same lines but I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?
I compare CC to going to a strip club with one big difference; you can be anyone you want in CC.
I find myself becoming another person when I sign on to CC; one who says anything to get what I want. My attitude toward women seems to be changing too since they all seem like CC hosts now and I have a more cynical view of them since hosts do anything in many cases to get what they want to.
I'm sure there is a similiar change for hosts along the same lines but I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Sounds like a win-win situation to me. You have became more aware of what it is that you want, more assertive in achieving it and have broadened your horizons, for a lack of a wittier cliche. Now, whether you're able to apply this knowledge in meatspace is another question altogether, but there is no reason why you shouldn't be.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
When you log on here or any other site for that matter, you are anonymous and free to act anyway you choose. Since no one knows who or where you are there are no consequences for bad behavior on your part. The keyword here is "choose". Think about it.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
yes, of course we all change a bit because of cc.The other day a male friend of mine was telling me that his expectations when it comes to looks in real women has grown alot bcs he is used to looking at the gorgeous babes from cc all the time so the real ones dont appeal to him anymore.It's very understandable.
I've been doing cc for over 4 yrs and i dont know how and when i'm gonna stop it.I realize now its gonna be a big problem giving up bcs i really enjoy it, i can tell myself that i am only doing it for money or i'm only doing it till i find a man but deep inside i know i am highly adicted to this.CC made me alot more confident, hearing ''u r beautiful '' so many times a day gives u a big boost of confidence.Also i became more understanding to men's sexual fantasies, what most women consider perverted i consider very sexy.(well i hope this will be a bonus in my future relationship).But in the same time i lost trust in men, seing all the married guys who pretend to be working in the office till midnight when instead they come to see hosts play makes me be worrie that this is how my man is gonna be like.Also i became less shy, i can easily take my clothes off in front of somebody (man or woman)without feeling to much embaressed.I used to be really shy before i started doing cc.
I've been doing cc for over 4 yrs and i dont know how and when i'm gonna stop it.I realize now its gonna be a big problem giving up bcs i really enjoy it, i can tell myself that i am only doing it for money or i'm only doing it till i find a man but deep inside i know i am highly adicted to this.CC made me alot more confident, hearing ''u r beautiful '' so many times a day gives u a big boost of confidence.Also i became more understanding to men's sexual fantasies, what most women consider perverted i consider very sexy.(well i hope this will be a bonus in my future relationship).But in the same time i lost trust in men, seing all the married guys who pretend to be working in the office till midnight when instead they come to see hosts play makes me be worrie that this is how my man is gonna be like.Also i became less shy, i can easily take my clothes off in front of somebody (man or woman)without feeling to much embaressed.I used to be really shy before i started doing cc.
RE: Gortensia kick ...........
Do you try to distract my attention from kicking your *** INYFko?
for Gabi
Some ppl are messed up before and then they find cc and since it is a messy place they feel home just like you Gabi....
RE: for Gabi
Unnecessary and stupidly vindictive reply Anonymous - but then you always are anonymous.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC to gaby
Hate to disolusion you, hun, but all us men are lyin' bastards.
If you put out, of couirse we will love you and tell how beautiful you are, until the vids over.
If you put out, of couirse we will love you and tell how beautiful you are, until the vids over.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
It has changed me also as a customer. I mean i'm still who I always was, but its made me more conifident to talk to women (this and other site like it) i've always been a very shy person
My problem now is knowin if the girl is sincere in things she says, or just sayin what she thinks i want ot hear. i'm sure there is a little of both.
My problem now is knowin if the girl is sincere in things she says, or just sayin what she thinks i want ot hear. i'm sure there is a little of both.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Fair enough but I don't see Sluthound asking for advice, just sharing his experience that's all.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Actually he did say this too .... "I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?"
final goodbye
well this is the end.
im going offline to find a life.
ok thats a long enough goodbye.
i bid you all Fare Well .
johnzhon / jafo69 / breastaholic / WhoAmEye
End Transmission
im going offline to find a life.
ok thats a long enough goodbye.
i bid you all Fare Well .
johnzhon / jafo69 / breastaholic / WhoAmEye
End Transmission
RE: final goodbye
I see everyone who was fun in chat leaves now,well,shy will be back i am sure,and john will follow,they are going to be missed
RE: final goodbye
i just came to read the jokes,
i did not expect you all to respond. :$
it is not about the credit line. i was doing much better and ''almost'' had viewng in control. its the sleep i do not get.
strangely i am still not use to having friends that are more like a family.
what i just remembered...i cant see your photos :(....
maybe, i will restart with a new name so i can have the fresh meat scent i know you girls love.
i did not expect you all to respond. :$
it is not about the credit line. i was doing much better and ''almost'' had viewng in control. its the sleep i do not get.
strangely i am still not use to having friends that are more like a family.
what i just remembered...i cant see your photos :(....
maybe, i will restart with a new name so i can have the fresh meat scent i know you girls love.
RE: final goodbye
Don't go John you bleeder - one member's name always good to see in chat and I don't want you for sex!
Hows It Turning?
Your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn.
:) or :(
Have a great day all !
:) or :(
Have a great day all !
RE: Hows It Turning?
Fuck Psy now you tell me :( If I'd known earlier for 40 odd years my day could have gone :) instead of :( and who knows I might even of had one friend just for a day or an hour or even a minute :(
Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
For a socialite, such as Paris Hilton, it is amazing how much she absorbs current event.
Here is an excerpt from the AP regarding Paris Hilton's polical illiteracy:
During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.
When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."
Now we all know that Tony Blair is a cross dresser for the locat Parliament Bar and Lounge across the street.
Sheesh!!! Can't she get anything right?
LOL
Here is an excerpt from the AP regarding Paris Hilton's polical illiteracy:
During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.
When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."
Now we all know that Tony Blair is a cross dresser for the locat Parliament Bar and Lounge across the street.
Sheesh!!! Can't she get anything right?
LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
it's all an act, dude.....she's hot and she's rich, if normal folk were clued-in to the fact that she's really brilliant too, they'd cry.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
If Paris Hilton is hot, you got shit in your eyes.
80% of the girls on here are better looking and have a nicer rack.
80% of the girls on here are better looking and have a nicer rack.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
dude, her rack is hot.....like petite, perky, au naturel hot.
have you ever seen her carl's junior commericial?.....one word, guy: hot.
and don't even get me started on her "oops, everyone saw me boning a guy" vid....that was almost too hot.
have you ever seen her carl's junior commericial?.....one word, guy: hot.
and don't even get me started on her "oops, everyone saw me boning a guy" vid....that was almost too hot.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
She also said she is not having sex for a yr. I agree its just all promo for the "poor" socialite who is trying to show the world she can "make it" on her own......................with her money she can do just about anything legal she wants when she wants it so pls dont feel sorry for her LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
I'd hardly call those stupid statements. So she doesn't know what Tony Blair looks like? I bet many people wouldn't recognize him if shown a photo with no caption. Heck, I bet *I* might not. As for saying he is like the President of the U.K., that's about as good a description as anyone could muster.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
I agree with you MasterTech. They are even more idiotic than Paris, LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
...and how Paris Hilton looks like?Whats her chathost name here?:PP
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
It is not so much she didn't know what he looked liked, she didn't know who he was and gave some perky answer saying she thinks he is the president.
Give me a break. She knew exactly what she was saying and doing, and that is a lack of surroundings unless it involves self promoting. And not knowing who Tony Blair is as much as she visits London really is stupid. Visting London that is. LOL
Give me a break. She knew exactly what she was saying and doing, and that is a lack of surroundings unless it involves self promoting. And not knowing who Tony Blair is as much as she visits London really is stupid. Visting London that is. LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
Isn't the Paris Hilton on the left bank of the River Seine? I am sure it was the last time I was there, just down from Club Meditteraneane.
RE: I'm not getting married!
Dont worry, Emma, it's just a question of time :D...take it like a foretell :)))
RE: I'm not getting married!
stop whining.........think of all the poor ugly girls who don't get such "good" offers :)
to anonymous
i have also been in commchat,numerous times when emma has been there or entered. it's not advertising because when she is talking about her failed dates etc she is not interested in"shows"god knows i have tried & tried & tried.....
to emma
emma i know the words that tour friends here say may seem meaningless compared with your reality but i guess they are only trying to comfort & give hope to you.good comes to those with patience,the right guy will come along etc etc. so much i could say but to you it might be patronising & meaningless. if ever you want to chat or just have someone to listen to you,you know where to contact me.
RE: to emma
Emma if you ever want to chat or just have someone to listen to you please go to tisme.
If you ever want meaningless no strings sex please come to me :D
Who knows, after that you might move here and marry a man you don't even know :P (I'm sure I know a few available men )
If you ever want meaningless no strings sex please come to me :D
Who knows, after that you might move here and marry a man you don't even know :P (I'm sure I know a few available men )
to tisme(imposter)
sad try my little friend. emma knows me much better than that.enjoy your games,as long as they amuse you all is not lost
RE: to tisme(imposter)
you sad people enjoy your sad games. im going to go save the world. im going to make emma love me. im going to go shoot manbearpigs. i mean it. im as cereal as a heart attack.
Homeless:-))
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?"
the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man
said. "I need everything I can get just to stay
alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see
what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling,
golf, and sex.
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?"
the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man
said. "I need everything I can get just to stay
alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see
what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling,
golf, and sex.
To my Nemisis
Hi Gala hope you had a great holiday.
When I get made homeless because of my cc debts will you take me home for a hot meal and then let me jump into your bed :D
When I get made homeless because of my cc debts will you take me home for a hot meal and then let me jump into your bed :D
RE: war sucks
goatse and tubgirl....they went to a lemon party and things turned messy......its so sad:(
where ohhhhh where
Just reading the posts on here and saw a post from KOSHKA which reminded me of Koshed. Haven`t seen him post here or on com chat in a while and was just curious if he has left cc also or if hes on his holidays or could it be that hes seeing his gf???
Many questions and no answers. :(
Many questions and no answers. :(
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
Probably because the term bitch is mostly used to describe women.
Or sometimes effeminate gay men.
Or sometimes effeminate gay men.
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
no, i am just vocal with my opinion. Too many chicken asses around here
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
"Too many chicken asses around here"
So says an anonymous poster.
So says an anonymous poster.
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
if it was said for ironic effect, it's my own precious opinion that it was absolute genius.