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35th ICF Flatwater Racing World Championships Seniors, 2006 Szeged, Hungary

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The jogging lane:-))

Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight
o'clock in the morning and she was very tired.

After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.

Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes ... drifting off to sleep, precious sleep ...

When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.

"Sorry to wake you," he huffed, jogging in place. "But can you tell me what time it is?"

Jane glanced at her watch. "8:15," she said through the glass.

The old man thanked her, then left.

"Just my luck," she muttered. "I'm parked on someone's jogging route."

With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.

Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn't been dead tired, she would have found them cute. Now,
they were just annoying.

"Hi," the blond jogger said.

"Do you have the time?" his brown-haired friend asked.

Jane sighed and looked at her watch. "8:19," she said.

"Thanks," they said, then jogged off.

Jane looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Irritated, she retrieved a pen from the glove box and scrawled
'I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME' on the back of a magazine. She put the hastily constructed sign in the window and settled back to
sleep.

A thin, pale jogger knocked on the window just as she started dozing off.

Jane pointed at the sign and shouted, "Can't you read?"

To which he replied, "Sure I can, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know: It's 8:27."
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RE: The jogging lane:-))

Loool such sadism :))
Love it!

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RE: The jogging lane:-))

lol that was very good Alex :)

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interesting read

Are you SURE you want to remove that?

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
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RE: interesting read

Pity, there isn't exist any girl with 2 pus*ies:PP

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RE: interesting read

Be better to find a girl with three pussies. You could fuck her left ,right and centre then :PP

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RE: interesting read

Would be better to do this with 3 girls at the same time:PPPP

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RE: interesting read

I suffer from that problem too. It is just that my second penis hangs off the end of the first :P

Just a shame they are both only one and a half inches :(

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RE: interesting read

Isn't that ironic..don't ya think?

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missing

still trying to find candygirl4u she has been gone a long time anyone have any ideas where to
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She's behind you!!

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pratt

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what's a pratt?

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english for dickhead

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that's not very nice.

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RE: How many times can u do it?

5 seconds and 10 times in one day.

So that would be 50 seconds of extasy for some lucky girl if she wants it :P

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RE: How many times can u do it?

As many times as you just need Aarona. Call me Sperminator:PPPP...I'll be back!:PPPP

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RE: How many times can u do it?

Maybe that should be I'll cum back :D

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RE: How many times can u do it?

Hahaha, yes that's better:-))

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RE: How many times can u do it?

don't expect any true answers to this question, guys will always lie........
or am i lying now?

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RE: How many times can u do it?

Its not about quantity, its about quality

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RE: How many times can u do it?

hmm. interesting concept. I managed it 4 times once but that was 20 years a go. reckon it would drop off if I tried it now.

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Gortens(z)ia

What is it about our poor Vera that brings out the worst/best in hosts and guests alike? In my alter-ego I have been subject to verbal (jocular) put-downs, and give as good as I get. I have also had some charming conversation with her. I have never cisited her chat-room, so am not qualified to comment on that. However, as a chat room is a private affair, then what goes on there should be subject to privacy. If a guest/member is aggrieved, then there is a grievance procedure. If the aggrieved member/guest feels so enabled, they can post adverse threads in Forum, either general or viewer only. To keep hounding the host seem rather un-gallant. Here endeth the first lesson. Further vitriol may be poured upon the transgressor at a later date, and, no, I am not defending Gorty, I have no reason to do so.
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RE: Gortens(z)ia

someone has been reading the dictionary again becos they have no life it seems looool

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RE: Gortens(z)ia

Perhaps you should have spent more time reading it and then you would know how to spell the word 'because' rather than showing us all how ignorant you are.

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RE: Gortens(z)ia

you don't need to read a dictionary to know all of those words ... there is a little thing called intelligence that sets us apart from the plebeian horde ...

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RE: Gortens(z)ia

Yes you are very boringggg zzzzzzzz.

It's the same old shit in every post.

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RE: Gortens(z)ia

it's true, the more you read into gortensia the more you get her to react, and believe me, she loves all of this, and she lives for all of this! the one way to shut her down=DONT RESPOND TO ANY MORE OF HER POSTS, OR POSTS ABOUT HER. WHENEVER SHE POSTS HER OWN, TRY YOUR VERY BEST TO AVOID THE TEMPTATION OF RESPONDING! IF EVERYONE ADHERES TO THIS STRATEGY, SHE CAN AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN! BUT OF COURSE SHE IS HERE JUST FOR THE OPPOSITE, SHE SURVIVES OFF CONTINUAL RECOGNITION. DON'T GIVE HER ANY!

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RE: Gortens(z)ia

So what was the point of the post?

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RE: Gortensia

for god sake, just read gort's posts, messages, or whatever you want to label them. most of them (at least to me) make either very little sense or no sense at all. to give her at least some benefit of the doubt, I don't think she expresses herself in English very well=just my opinion. it seems the harder she tries to express herslf, the more "confused" she gets, hence, it comes out in her posts as even harder to understand. this is sometimes called "cultural confusion." Ok. go ahead and call me rude, uncaring, and insulting, because some here are gonna say that regradless of what im saying. Giving someone "constructive criticism" means you are trying in a positive way to help someone thru critcism thats meant to educate, Not to insult, as so many think it is! Therefore, perhaps gortensia needs some advanced help with being able to better express herself thru the English language. That (positive) help is available to her. But, perhaps she is not even aware that she's causing confusing comments, because her English skills Do need improving. let me try and put it this way; ok, i speak a little russian, but because I don't know that language very well, im not going to take a risk at expressing myself in the russian language, because i don't know it well enough, to post comments or be understood in the forum or the comchat. Yes, i know it's English language only, but im trying to make a correlation here, by putting myself in gorts place, only using the opposite approach as i speak English, but my Russian is not that good. well, so much for a simplified approach at this topic, so now, everyone is free to crticize me and insult me also. and hey, thats ok too, as i won't make the "famous full quote" everyone is certainly entitled to their own opinion, that goes without saying, but is being said once again. im not making fun of gortensia and her posts, but if there were a way to help her better express herself, i would be happy to give it my best shot! now some will understand what i just said, others will not, or won't care anyway and label me an enemy of gortensia, even though i have now stated my case in an attempt in which to help her.

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RE: Gortensia

Who said english is an easy language is crazy and for many who have had conversations with people around the world know how easy it is to have a chat go out of control.. I am from the US & sometimes people from England get confused at what I am trying to say...come to thing about it, I'm from Ohio & talking to people from New York is almost like a different language.
The only things that are clear here usually are the petty insults.

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RE: Gortensia

why do we take everything so seriously? Gort is lovely to talk to as long as you don't piss her off and yes she does have a problem with her english interpretation sometimes but I find that quite amusing. she has a serious side and is only human like the rest of us but she is also unique. if you aren't interested in what she has to say then don't read it.

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RE: question...

Don't know about fall at your feet, but if you're SugarCandy, I'm ready to lick you all over ;-)

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RE: question...

No we are not

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RE: question...

Girls are always falling at me feet. I really should wash them more often :D

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RE: question...

Is it slippery at your feet? ;) :D
Perhaps I should sweep you off your feet?
It would be safer! :P

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wer's dancingblush

eiii ... wer are u? i miss u
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about the only person who does!

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continue the story...

i have noticed its got kinda boring round here lately...so...lets liven it up again...
There once was a guy who went to market on the way he saw.......??
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he saw imshy riding a sheep bareback.......

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he saw her walking in the same direction as him, her walk was slow and seductive...........

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he saw imshy leaving...no coming back...no leaving...no coming back...nooo leaving again....damn who knows and who cares?

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RE: continue the story...

Some cheap fags at the shop. Thinking about his mate who was back in England, he bought them for him.
On returning to England, he discovered his mate was broke. He gave them to him anyway....

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RE: 5 important lessons....

Then, everywhere he they went, the pencils found no one had a sharpener, their work was always dull and illegible, when embarrassed by the mistakes they made, their red face was rubbed in the mistake to make sure they were extremely aware of an embarrassed by the mistakes..then they were told all work needs to be in pen and they completely lost all self-worth.

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RE: 5 important lessons....

And how much lead you have in your pencil? Is that important? Otherwise its very good :))

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RE: 5 important lessons....

Thank you Venus :)

You can also be Psy's assistant :P

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RE: 5 important lessons....

Great!
Thankyou for these lessons :)
by the way, there is a Venus brand of pencils ;)

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Lap Dances Beat War

One of the strangest cases solved by the Romanian secret services in the past 15 years was part of the operation for the evacuation of the Romanian citizens in Lebanon. It is hilarious, but we dare to say it is quiteRomanian. It involves some of our girls who headed East in order to earn some money.

The famous "girls from Lebanon" have been in some of the buses that were arranged for the evacuation. Of course, these were Romanian buses. They were nightclub dancers, some of them were prostitutes, but they all needed to run away from the war. Since no one cared about any lap dances due to the Israeli missiles and bombs, they didnt earn too much either. So, the girls have also taken advantage from the Romanian operation and got aboard the buses going to Romania.

Sources have mentioned that there was an incident after approximately half of the itinerary had been covered. Once the convoy had reached the Syrian Alep harbor, they had to take a three-hour break until the embarkation to Romania.

"The Girls In Lebanon" found an opportunity to avoid coming empty handed to Bucharest. They have quickly left the place where the refugees were and quickly found a solution for two or three "rounds".

After the three hours expired, our Romanians announced to the authorities that they wouldnt come to Romania, that they were grateful for the help, but they would remain in Alep.

They had found a good market in Syria and the opportunity of continuing with their chosen careers. Of course they got some money, because nothings for free. Far away from the Israeli bursting shell, the Romanian "hotties" contribut to the peace in the region the best way they could.

The secret services officers, the representatives of the External Affairs and the ones of the Defense Ministry left the girls in Syria and continued the operation for the repatriation of the remaining Romanians in Lebanon.
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Don't know about the girls but Romania did a good job evacuating those ppl. Bravo Romania.

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Wish me Luck

Tomorrow will be the first time I meet the chathost I have fallen in love with. She is coming half way round the world to meet me and says she loves me too. Wish me luck please
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RE: Wish me Luck

good luck with it you lucky bastard.lol

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RE: Wish me Luck

Good luck!!!!

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RE: Wish me Luck

Must be the same chick who flew half way around the world for me. Ask her for the special 'blow' she just loves to give. Good luck!!

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RE: Wish me Luck

you don't need luck! just be yourself & live for the experience.que sera sera,what will be will be

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RE: Wish me Luck

The futures not ours to see que sera sera.

Shit Tisme I can't believe you made me think of that dreadful song :(

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RE: Wish me Luck

Hey Me ! I made a similar trip a while ago and havent looked back. Just try to be yourself ,be polite and show her you care. She will be more nervous than you so be gentle and kind. Good Luck to you and I hope you find a good friendship

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RE: Wish me Luck

but I thought you were an avid Doris Day fan INYF!

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RE: Wish me Luck

Sssssssh Ally I didn't want that to be public knowledge :P

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RE: Wish me Luck

Good luck :)

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RE: Wish me Luck

Thanks for all the good wishes and to the poster who signed off as to Me, it may be the same girl she did mention a small dicked guy she met before :))

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RE: Wish me Luck

tisme not to me or was it me lol

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RE: Wish me Luck

good luck
and dont forget
-condoms
-lubes
-alcohol
-snacks
-breath mints

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RE: Wish me Luck

and to add to johnz listing:

a 2nd woman
toys (no strap-on, otherwise your really fucked!!)
stockings & suspenders

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RE: Wish me Luck

All the best and give it all you've got.

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RE: Wish me Luck

Good luck ! Come back and tell us how it was.

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Goodbye and hello!

Not that anyone givesafeck but I've signed out of CC. But then got bored in the late night hours so signed up again. Point of this post: did you know you can't have your old nick back? So, had to choose a new one.

Good opportunity for starting again in this ruinously expensive but wierdly compulsive site.
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RE: Goodbye and hello!

The lifeforce wants you here.............CC is just an honest broker of the transaction

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RE: Goodbye and hello!

You can have your old name back. Mail cc with your details and they will reopen your old name :-)

Done so many times :p

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RE: Goodbye and hello!

Not sure if cc can reactivate an account that has been cancelled but I would have thought it's a possibility. Or did you try that ?

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RE: Goodbye and hello!

sorry to see you go :((
welcome back :D
from a fellow perv
johnz
formally johnzhon :p

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RE: Goodbye and hello!

Hi, Rebel. Like you, I'm bored with talking to the wife, but I ain't coming back (just yet). Maybe a few weeks when I get over the hassle CC hosts have caused. If I can't use the same nick, maybe you'll see how I've been posting for ages :D Ray

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RE: Which....hehe

Got to be the mouth, Emma. So adaptable :D

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Difficult to choose Emma...All parts are great for you. ;)
Could start with long flowing hair, nice legs and then move on from there....
Cheers,
M-Man

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RE: Which....hehe

Pussy, ass and tits..............

It is their greatest attributes :-)

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Face & Bum :D

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on some chicks it's hard to tell them apart ...

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They are the sort of girls I like. Two Bum's for the price of one :P

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Left leg? Right leg? Or somewhere in between?
Truthfully though its the eyes...you can learn so much about a person from the eyes. They are the window to your soul

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RE: Which....hehe to Max

Couldn't agree more, Max. Always like to see the girls face and eyes in a session. That way you know who to go back to !!

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in non particular order 1.ass

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what the hell happened there??LOL

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RE: Which....hehe

in no particular order. ass,boobs,eyes,ass,legs,pussy,ass,ass,ass,ass,lower back,ass,ass.can you guess that i'm an ass man?? LOL

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you, an ass man?!? really?! I wouldn't have guessed ...

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I'm with Paco, i'm an ass man, but I think all parts of a woman are beautiful!!!!! As for the face - eyes, smile

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hands

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The Face is the best!!

Although every curve of a woman's body is delightful , is alluring, is elegant, is sexy, is erotic, is exotic, is lovely, and is very desireable.

And every curve of a woman's personality, of her spirit, of her soul, of her mind is delightful , is alluring, is elegant, is sexy, is erotic, is exotic, is lovely, and is very desireable.

;-)

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Eyes:PP

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Eyes, legs and ass. In no particular order.

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The eyes have it! :D
Then I am so irresistibly drawn
to smell and kiss a womens neck ;) :P

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oops!
that should be womans neck :$ ;)

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actually I like a nice pair of ankles attached to shapely legs.

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dove

it breaks my heart everytime i think of you. Why did you cross the line? I loved you. bye darling
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RE: dove

She didn't cross the line, you pushed her!

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RE: dove

I assume it was an accident with a train then?

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RE: dove

if he called her "darling" all the time, my guess is she jumped ...

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just an idea

im just wondering when you have an alert set to see when and what time a host comes on line .
would be an idea i wonder to be able to see when they go off line aswell
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RE: just an idea

crap idea

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RE: just an idea

i think its an okay idea, another yahoo feature that would be great for CC to incorporate.
but then i am still waiting for that ignore button to work perminately, not resetting everytime the annoying hosts or i re-enter chat.

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You know johna that is not a bad idea, I mean you can block email here at CC from anyone so you can not a permanent Ignore be available? I don't know

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Who is Faithful:-))

A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported. The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.

"She was a real lady," his mistress said.

"How so?" the encouraged man asked.

"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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I miss you.....................................
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way whould your miss that person and not any one else? just asking is all

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

Taking it off, slowly and teasingly :D

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

The label :D :P

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

Whatever she wears, my shirt, teddy and panties, panties only just as long as they soon hit the floor next to my bed, the most sexy and attractive thing about a woman is when you can see how much she loves you and wants you in her eyes, her body is the best thing to see without any cover ups of any kind so she sees in my eyes how much desire I have and how I burn for her touch and to touch her.

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

the garter

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

Monika...hehe

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

clit ring polish rag

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

I like bra and panties

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RE: what's the sexiest part of girlie lingerie?

mine has always been real stockings and suspenders or perhaps a basque. gets me evry time.

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RE: What men know about women....

What men are interested in knowing about women.

1. Will she sleep with me ?

2. Will she sleep with me ?

3. Will she sleep with me ?

4. Will she sleep with me ?

5. Will she sleep with me ?

6. Will she sleep with me ?

7. Will she sleep with me ?

8. Will she sleep with me ?

9. Will she sleep with me ?

10. Will she sleep with me ?

You have a superrrrr great weekend!!! :)* too :)



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1: They like sweet talk
2: They like presents
3: They like to be wined
4: They like to be dined.
5: They like to be flattered.
6: They like us to know they might have a head ache.
7: They expect us to be mind-readers.
8: No, your bum does not look big in that.
er, that's about it.
Then they might sleep with you :D
Have a good week end.

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RE: What men know about women....

9: They like a good hard fucking

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RE: What a woman may know about men....

Vera, you are spending much too much time in forums. You have changed category again.
Is it right that every Sunday you will be in 'Instant Action' with 121 price of $0.45???

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i think you got it right except for 1 thing.most men don't have an attention span long enough that allows them to count to ten!! LOL

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Sorry Stripperella what were you saying ?

I managed to get up to "except for 1 thing" before I was distracted :D

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RE: What a woman may know about men....

lol Gortensia

No you didn't mix up. My post above was supposed to be a reply in that thread but someone stole it before I posted :D

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RE: What men know about women....

Stripperella... It's not that we don't know anything about women... you are just using invisable secret agent ink again.... Have a great weekend EJ

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I am leaving

I'm not really but it seems to be fashionable at the moment lol
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RE: I am leaving

Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, not for real, but as it's nice to say that..

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RE: I am leaving

when should I book my leaving? ;) :D

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to Anonymous 77%

don't book your leaving,leave your booking :-)))

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RE: I am leaving

wow everyone is leaving:((
1st it was johnzhon and now Max
oh welcum bak Ma ;)

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RE: I am leaving

Happy news for who? :P:P:P

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to anon

happy news for those of us who enjoy her comments,humor,wit,wisdom et al & those lucky enough to count her as a friend on this site.

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RE: to anon

it's obviouis by now that NOT all would agree with you tis. but hell, posting will obviously continue when it involves such a controversial host. did u ever hear the old saying "there are two sides to every story?" and sometimes even more than two. did u ever consider the fact that "member" has his side of a story also. eventually the truth will surface about this host, even though it may not be in this thread.

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RE: I am leaving

For some ppl this is happy news.For other "happy news".For some this is indifferent news.

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RE: I am leaving

god gort, i had hoped you would be the next to leave :P

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to not a fan

why do you lot continue with your puerile juvenile tasteless & classless insults?

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RE: to not a fan

and why are you so idiot?

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to member

the depths of your tirade has left me emotionally scarred for..oh about 1 second.the more you post the more people know you are a self absorbed little non-decript with only juvenile insults to use. why don't you try being constructive not destructive because its also destroying you

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to tisme

That's why I gave up. His / her replies were no fun :( Just the same insults over and over again.

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RE: to tisme

I needed to repeat, because you were so weak headed, but finally you have studied the lesson. Care about...

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RE: to tisme

lol You had to post the same rubbish yet again just to prove my point.

As for you saying I can never win against you I did that with my very first post and the reason I gave up was because of your inane posts like the reply above.

Look please if your going to reply to this at least have something new and sensible to say rather than your puerile and unimaginative insults.

So far you have not made one attempt to say anything constructive in any of your replies.

Anyway time for bed - I should sleep well tonight as I am already comatose from reading all your replies member.

Tell you what to save you time I will construct your reply for you below and you can just cut and paste it.

You are an idiot. You are empty headed. You are an old fart.

Don't say I'm not good to you member.

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RE: to tisme

Bye bye old bas*ard. (Just for develop your poor english knowledge.)

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RE: to member

how does someone get scarred on an adult internet chatsite.........LOL..........oh sure, it's likes everybody knows each other in person; we're all here together sipping tea and actually, verbally chatting with one another Face to Face!!! come on get real, this is fantasy site tisme, and nothing else...Period......

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RE: to member

I think you'll find it was tongue in cheek.

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to to tis

wow!now you have me astounded.its not an act.you really can read words but not comprehend sentences.

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To Gortenz

Now that really is upsetting. What have we got to do before you go Vera???

Just kidding. ;-)

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RE: I am leaving

Of course you will not leave this site as long as you can cheat members. You are not so stupid.

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to member

stating as fact that she"cheats members"is a very general & tenuous statement.if she was"cheating members"cc would take action..

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RE: to member

i cant say she cheats myself. I just dont like her. :P

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to not a fan

ahhh good to see you have reasons for your comments."she has not cheated me.i just don't like her" so you say you have no knowledge of her cheating,just a personal dislike. so you spread unfounded things about her because of your dislike for her.sad!!

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RE: to not a fan

You are more idiot, than i thought, but no wonder, only idiots follow her. When i say she is a cheater, it means she is a cheater. Not your business what did she do with several members. Go and look after your problems. And of course i reported her (like many others) and CC refunded us. I dont care if she got penalty points or not, but if she will continue behaving this way CC will ban her for sure and telling the truth, i will not cry.

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RE: to not a fan

Of course Miss Cheater. I have already spent on more honest hosts.

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RE: to not a fan

Yes, God is far away from you Miss you know who.

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RE: to not a fan

jesus christ will you just let it go and give the poor girl a little peace?or are you not man enough to let it go?and have the balls to say who you are so gort at least knows who is badmouthing her.and if all you can come up with for insults is "idiot",then surely you must be one.i'm so sick of you giving gort a hrd time.let it go and move on already.be a man,suck it up,move on.if you even are a man that is.find something better to do with your time and leave the poor girl alone.enough said!

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RE: to not a fan

I'm 100% with paco on this. If you are gonna badmouth someone have the charachter to say who you are so she can reply in kind

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RE: to not a fan

She is never kind. You just think she is, but she is a sly girl. Wake up guys.

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RE: to not a fan

wow it's amazing how many come to the aid of a chathost just because she's a woman. what if the chathost in question was a male? yea, thought so, you all had to at least think a little on that one. lol. Ah, the power of the female!

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RE: to not a fan

I didn't have to think about that at all anonymous. It would be the same. Don't judge everyone by your own standards.

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RE: to not a fan

Ok fair enough, lets forget all about the male to female chathost comparison analogy.............as long as a female is posting in here, whether she be right or wrong, it's only normal human behavior that "most males" will come to her aid anyway. As i said most will, simply because it's in the male's inherent psychology to come to the aid of "the damsel in distress theory." Foregone conclusion as this is a "westernized way of life."

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to member

"...telling the truth i will not cry"everyone of your posts is verbal tears. a cry for acceptance,tears of self pity.you are a very very strange person who instead of wasting so much energy trying to rewrite history should be spending his time trying to get better

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RE: to member

And you are just the same empty, argumentative nobody, like your gf is.

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RE: to member

do u know every anonymous who posts as an anonymous tis me? of course you don't. but you seem to know an awfully lot about just about everything, or so it would seem.........LOL...........it's certainly no secret how much you like gortensia; so when is the engagement?

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to to tis

"...when is the engagement."you sound like a 7 year old in the schoolyard. grow up!! i don't profess or proclaim to know everything about anything.for all i know there could be 1 or 10 different anonymous's but that is irrelevant.i am replying to a post not a poster so if its the same or a different poster does not change anything.you may think in your deluded mind that i think i'm replying to the same anonymous but thats not my problem.as they say"you can't educate idiots"

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RE: Reality

whats a matter tisme, can't stand a little sacrcasm?...lol.....hey, it goes with the territory! The truth of the matter is: You support gortensia no matter what, you always have, and you always will. it makes no difference what she says, and that is the Bottom Line!

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to reality

you have the point in front of you,but you don't comprehend it. i am NOT defending what gorty says,i'm defending her right to say it. "i may not agree with what you say but i will defend your right to say it" in regards to your attempt at sarcasm i found it neither bitter or wounding just more of your childish pre-pubescent superficial comments that is your imprimatuer.

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RE: about reality

again your play on words is deafening. oh the comprehension was the easy part. Your self righteousness and your need for recognition, not to mention your popularity plus immaturity, is just absolutely incredible! and you call me and other's "a child!" surly there is a mirror close by, and all you need do is to look at it, to see that 7 yr old. as for the childish comments, your always the one to start with that, so get your facts straight for once! i for one don't believe you, i think you would defend this chathost regardless of whatever she said or did; just as I don't believe you would stand up for me, or the "member" in question here. Let me congratulate you on your ability to turn ice into water, and turn night into day, on the spin of a whim. I use to know an excellent spinmeister who wrote just like you do. He turned out to be an excellent ambulance chaser. The 'bottom line' remains the same.

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to to the tis

wow!you do read but don't understand.i said i was not defending what she said(passing no judgement)but her right to say it.so of course i will defend her no matter what she says because whether i agree or disagree makes her opinion no less valid. this is not about a wrong or right opinion but about an attempt at bullying.the bottom line is that is what all these posts to her are.bullies trying to intimidate.

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RE: TISME

TROLL ALERT, TROLL ALERT! PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL!

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RE: to not a fan

Old farts ran away and asked their mum delete that thread. You are a big joke.

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RE: to not a fan

ive heard many complaints about this particular chathost. this is not the first post about her, nor will it be the last, one can be sure of that. and one might continue to ask, why is this? the chathost in question is the only one who truely knows that answer!

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RE: to not a fan

I don't suppose it has occured to you anonymous that she may just not like you. I have never been in her chatroom but have read many of her posts on here and can't say i have ever seen anything that made me think bad about her. I am sure the old saying "one mans meat is another mans poison" could be applied here. The only problem I have with your posts is that you remain anonymous so even if she did do you wrong the poor girl has no idea who you are or what if anything she did. Don't put general disparaging comments about her here. Try and sort out your differences with her. What you are doing is purile and nonsensical

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RE: to not a fan

in defense of this member, the member has already taken up the issue with CC, and the issue has been resolved at least for the moment. Publicly posting his chatname will not do any good, as most here are going to take the side of gortensia anyway, due to her popularity on this site with just what you have alluded to; her posts in the forum, her behavior in community chat, etc. she can be a very likable person in those area's of course. Her behavior in private, inside her own chatroom is an entirely different matter. Personally I think it should remain private, hence the posting of anonymous names. Since the member who "has a beef with her" has made it public, at least to some extent, such as in this thread, then that is his own business and prerogative. If he wants to come forward and post his story, thats up to him. as it is no different if gortensia were to come forward and post her story. there should be "equal justice for all" so to speak." CC will always have the final say, and if they do delete certain posts, then they deem it in this site's better interest. In reiteration, getting back to your "general disparaging comments," as nonsensical as they may appear to you, or to anyone else for that matter, both parties may continue to act in this way, if they so prefer. I am in agreement with you that both the "member" and "gortensia" try to sort their differences out together. Unfortunately, sometimes life isn't always that easy.........

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RE: to not a fan

You talk a lot of sense there but i still feel this does neither parties any good in a forum like this.

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RE: to not a fan

ok, this makes how many complains against this hostess?
you've devoted how much space to her again???

give it a rest. after a while, we know the troublesome, and
problematic hosts. we know after a while with the amount
of wordage they overwhelm us with.

if you've a prblem with them, let CC know.
after a while, with all the emails to them, they'll decide
one of two things: they'll take the host aside, and give
them the warning. if the host keeps doing this, then CC
should let them go. good riddance.

or, they'll just keep an eye on things, and make sure
it doesnt get out of hand.

certain hosts have a tendency to get heated over
certain little things. its a character flaw in how they think.
denial is another word as well.

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this thread

We go from a simple comment about someone leaving, to
what this thread is now. HOW did it hijacked/sidetracked into
what it has become now???

Take your medicine you guys, chill pills, whatever.

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RE: Diving Into Vid

OK, read the profile, checked out the pics (VERY nice), seen the price, AND?????????????

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RE: Diving Into Vid

and avoid her.

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RE: Diving Into Vid

Yeah, but can you get your legs behind your head ??? :D

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RE: Diving Into Vid

Thanks, hun, maube we can have a mutual toe-sucking. I can't suck mine either. Then again, haven't seen mine for a few years :D

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RE: Diving Into Vid

That wasn't Google. It was Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Plagiarism. Much better than toe sucking. :D

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RE: Diving Into Vid

what.....................?

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RE: Diving Into Vid

i do i pay whats ur prob

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A Banana

please, someone tell me that it is just my imagination that she is back posting again!?! I thought we had seen the last of this creepy chick!
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RE: A Banana

I think sumone is suffering from a bit of a potassium deficiency.

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RE: A Banana

"she"? " creepy chick" ? What the.. ?

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RE: A Banana

lol :)

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RE: A Banana

That she is a he.

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RE: A Banana

Oh, ok, thank you for claryfying, thought I was turning bi :D

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RE: A Banana

You taking the piss Psy :(

Oh by the way did you read my posting of last week and did you have sex with your hubby (I hate that word grrrrrrrr) all weekend as I suggested ?

Sleep with me Psy and you won't turn bi but you will turn lesbian as I put every girl I sleep with off of men for life :(

Anyway have a nice weekend and when your out tomorrow if you see an ugly smelly old tramp who is swearing at you and looking at you so creepily that it sends a shiver up your spine just give him a smile and a wave because you never know it may be me :)

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RE: A Banana

Dang, didn't see the post in time.. oh well, guess several times a night should be enough ?

I generally don't go out, as people make funny faces when I cross them, and it's not my hair.. don't know.. But I'll keep that in mind when crossing some hot guys :D

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RE: A Banana

that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me Psy ... I am very pleased to know that if I were a chick, I could turn you bi :)

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RE: A Banana

I've been told I would look quite good as a chick ... I have a pretty decent rack supposedly ... which makes me wonder whether I should cut back on the deep-fried snickers and peanut butter sandwiches

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RE: A Banana

oops, my bad - dunno what made me think the banana was a she. I'm sure I read it somewhere in the forums and as we all know things written here in the forums and ALWAYS true! lol But either way, the fucker is back!

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Shave The Beard:-))

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I like all of these and dont forget the see through lingeries:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

The see-thru are no fun :P you should be able to imagine more than the eyes can see :D

What turns me on? It's more like a matter of speech, but I love white lingerie, on tanned skin, it looks absolutely delicious, perfect!
Not a big fan of colours, so black and white are the best :)

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I am lazy to imagine more...do you have any see through lingerie Psy?:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Oh yes :D
But I won't show you, of course, I'm a good girl :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

just look at vanillagirl9 . now thats sexy

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

naked naked naked

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I like good girls ... would you show me Psy??

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

For light skinned girls, basic black. For dark skinned girls, white.

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I prefer eating bananas rather than showing them something.. anything :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

eating bananas ... now THAT'S what I call a good girl!!

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Good girls are no fun :(

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

That's not what hubby is saying :D

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

What good girls can show me then Psy?:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

number 77 should say it all :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Hahaha...wondering when will we reach that number:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

77??? huh? what? :D :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Shush it's not that kind of 77, otherwise things would be too easy for Alex :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Ahhh, yes life is hard:-))

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Better hard than soft :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Hmmmm, i love when you are naughty Psy:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

And you don't know half of what I can do >:)

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Please whisper in to my ears:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I woke up when I heard 77 ;)
I was dreaming of womens lingerie :)
Imagine! ;) :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

blue, black, red

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