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Rus Girls Can't Help Themselves

I hear Maria Sharapova does head in boy/girl??? Anyone have her nick?
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Got To Know

Is it true that the Asiatic pussy slit is horizontal not vertical like in Rus????
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And nasty sharp teeth inside that bite too!

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Patient's complaint

I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this
morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to
get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the
jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
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RE: sweetadndora is the best

thanks babe but dont go overboard....i did it for the $

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

rofl x

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

"thanks babe but dont go overboard....i did it for the $" ,,
i spoke with real sweetadndora , and she told me it wasnt her replay , she didnt even seen it , who are ? who u pretend that uare sweet?? ,

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

you are SO gullible - it was so damn obvious that it wasn't the real host replying. As Caesar himself was once heard to utter "humor in the forum is lost on neophytes and sycophants"

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

hmmm, I don't recall saying exactly that ... I may have said once "I came, I saw, I conquered" and "a 3 inch dick is lost in an orgy" ... not sure about the forum one though.

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

neither am I? ;)

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RE: sweetadndora is the best

actually, thinking about it further, it may have been Plato who said it. And I always attributed the 3" dick/orgy quote to Bill Clinton - almost makes more sense that you would have said it though Julius.

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It's beyond my control

I've decided to give up Comm Chat cos I can't think of anything to say anymore. I can't think of anything to say here either. I've also decided to avoid non-adult category vids too cos I can't think of anything to say there.

Just mindless stripping from now on for me.
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Happy Birthday, WildKitty18

You are a beautiful, fun, smart, and sensuous girl.
Have a great day!
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RE: Cat on a hot tin Roof...

lol I liked that a lot :D

Thank you Aboutit

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RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...

birds singing as the sun rises on a beautiful fresh spring morning. heaven on earth :-))))

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RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...

IRL is a blast & it can suck... it is always safer in a virtual world... but, if you need to ask, maybe its time to give the keyboard a rest and enjoy some time outside... not being mean, being honest, Miss V

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RE: SOMETHING IDEAL...

If you are talking about life then I don't think it can ever be truly ideal but I think it can be so good that the little things that are bad become so insignificant so as not to matter.

Your best friend Rik :P

Just teasing AsStarta (k)

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

my best friend in the whole world is a girl.always has been purely platonic.we met while we are clubbing & started doing lots of things together.we had both just ended relationships & just needed someone we could relate to & be ourselves.she is now married but still continues to be my confidante,as i am hers.her husband understands accepts & trusts us both & he & i have a bond now :-))

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

A friend loves you, of course; but one who loves you is not in every case your friend. Friendship, accordingly, is always helpful, but love sometimes even does harm. (Qui amicus est, amat; qui amat, non utique amicus est. Itaque amicitia semper prodest, amor ali-quando etiam nocet.)
SENECA, Ad Luciliitm.Epi$.xxxv,sec.l.(c. A. c.64) 10

Best friends & therefore lovers...
and yes it is possible even without sex...

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

That question reminds me of the film When Harry met Sally where Harry says men and women can never be friends as the man will always want to sleep with the girl.

While I think there is probably an element of truth in that, especially if the man finds the woman attractive, I do not see why you could not be in a sexual relationship with a woman (or in your case I presume a man) and also be best friends.

So the short answer is yes I think there can be friendship between men and women.

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

yes i believe in friendship between a man and woman if she will agree to mindless casual sex on a regular basis

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

The only true male "friend" is your father..................

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

of course it is possible, if saying men and women could not be friends coz the men would always be thinking of sex you may as well say women should never marry a man coz the men will always be trying to sleep with other women.
i have been friends with many women and had sex with none of them and nor have i wanted too

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RE: Do u believein friendship?

ok, but i have only every had sex with one friend. but it did not hurt our friendship, me and dave are still great mates

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Ginnie THE BEST GIrl i ever seen in my life on CC

I can not belive....Shes amaizing...real woman -real dama!!!!
It is honour for you to visit her video!!!!...:P
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RE: Ginnie THE BEST GIrl i ever seen in my life on CC

coz im not a viewer im her real friend :P:P:P this is more important :P:P:P

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passion to stone.

What I have said. That, it is done. My love and passion has turned cold, and to stone. But you know.. nothing will ever kill my love or passion. You all ask and wonder why I don't find a woman closer to me, and you all make your own little assumptions. You all have the doubts of that finding a true love over the net, and from the other side of the world, would ever work seriously. But I am telling you, that that one, the one that is willing to take a chance in life. (After all.. taking chances and hoping for the best is a HUGH part of human nature.) I will find her.
And you know.. doing things like everybody else, does nothing but get you the same things that everybody else has. I don't know about any of you, but I want different than what everyone else has. Not neccesarily more, different is bound to be enough. It will make all the difference, I am sure.
You know I am a believer in God, and you wonder why I can consider myself any better, because I too, have come to this site on a regular basis.. so, I don't consider myself better. But I know things that many of you don't choose to know. Let alone, believing.
But we all have lives in this world, some have things to do, children, families, other obligations, and possibly another line of work. We all do our own thing.. some like to party alot, go out and drink, or have a good time, or sitting watching a movie, going online, or whatever. But all you who are reading this are, in some way connected with being on the internet. Obviously.
All have thier own ambitions in life. Who's to say that someone's ambitions are wrong? It can really only be judged as how exactly it is being done to reach those goals. And how deeply we allow ourselves get sucked into whatever it may be that consumes us.
There are many wonderful nice girls here, most all just playing the part of what most humans are catering to be wanted, or wanting to be catered. And there has to be at least one, wanting, as I said, to take a chance. We only live once.
This world, we are only passing through, nothing much of anything really means much. But there are those things that mean more than we think, or give accreditting to.
Heart, life, love, and Spirit , those are probably around the top 4-8.
The first 4 are Something like.. The Word, the creation, the manifestation, and the Omnipresence of "HIM". Laws, commandments, promises, judgements, mercy, forgiveness,
Grace, and love, ALL being part of it. Including wrath.
There is too much of God's given strengths in me, to let any of what any of you say, discourage me. "I fear no evil" No weapon formed against me will prosper.
Anyways,.. I am not the one to judge, so..
I'll see you all at the judgement seat of God.
I'll be damned if I come here again.
2 Peter 3: ...2 Petru 3: .....2-e 3: .... 2 Pedro 3
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RE: passion to stone.

on a cobweb afternoon
in a room full of emptiness
by a freeway i confess
i was lost in the pages
of a book full of death
reading how we'll die alone
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
anywhere we want to go

in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone

on my deathbed i will pray
to the gods and the angels
like a pagan to anyone
who will take me to heaven
to a place i call
i was there so long ago
the sky was bruised
the wine was bled
and there you led me on

in your house i long to be
room by room patiently
i'll wait for you there
like a stone i'll wait for you there
alone

and on i read
until the day was gone
and i sat in regret
of all the things i've done
for all that i've blessed
and all that i've wronged
in dreams until my death
i will wander on

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RE: passion to stone.

What?

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RE: passion to stone.

i agree with jive!!

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off-limits

It seems some old timers returning to the forums are off limits to speak to/about.
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Well as you can't speak about them I suppose it is going to be difficult to find out who you mean.

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mmmmmmmm

Chocolate Salty Balls by South Park
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
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MMMMMMMMMM

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wanted

hi all.. im looking 4 a sexy and always horny lady and mature enough to make me cum like i've never blown before.. i want a real master of a nice and long blow job babes.. who just loves getting fucked by nice horny boys with a big stiff on.. i`m such a sexual maniac.. anal, fetish, domination - whatever..any takers???LoL
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such a seductive offer! :D LMAO

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RE: wanted

watch out for the germs in the sperm

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RE: wanted

Thanks Imshy your a real friend.

I was wondering how I was going to afford the nursing home fees for my dear old Granny but you have solved my problem as she meets all your criteria.

Try her bj without the teeth - you'll never go back (or so I have been told).

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wow thx ihate...send her on over....just for that u can have a beer and a comic book

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RE: wanted

want coffee also to go? or maybe a big mac? or maybe a couple of million euros?

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RE: wanted

What is such an intelligent man like you doing here? I mean it kindly! :)

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RE: wanted

forgot to say, asked of INYF

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RE: wanted

I'm glad you clarified that with your second post as I would never have expected it to be to me in a million years.

I assure you I am anything but intelligent and even if I was where does it say intelligent people can't be perverts :P

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to INYF

I can only :)

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for those that use "toys"

Sex toys contain dangerous chemicals says Greenpeace

Environmental group Greenpeace called on the European Union to ban the use of chemical plastic softeners in sex toys because they contained dangerous substances known as phthalates.

"Adult sex toys contain the same toxic substances that the European Union banned from use in children's toys," Greenpeace said in a press release from its international headquarters here.

The environmental group said it was shocked to find that seven of the eight sex toys it had tested contained between 24 and 51 percent of phthalates.

"It is unbelievable that such toxic substances can be used in adult toys. We have tested many products in the last few years but never have we encountered such high concentrations," Greenpeace spokesman Bart van Opzeeland said.

Greenpeace research has shown that phthalates can disrupt the human hormonal system, diminishes fertility and adversely affects the kidneys and liver.

The substance is used to soften plastics and PVC plastic. Greenpeace stressed that a ban on phthalates would not mean the disappearance of people's favourite sex toys as there are plenty of non-toxic alternatives
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Keep in mind that Greenpeace would take us back to prehistoric times if they could, because everythin man made is "evil and dangerous"

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RE: for those that use "toys"

thank the gods i switched to naturally organic grown potatoes

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A future CC chathost?

http://www.weaselcircus.com/videos/11.shtml
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RE: A future CC chathost?

LOL

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RE: A future CC chathost?

Wouldn't work for me :(

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Females Don't Get it On

I was cycling around my fav route yesterday and passed a herd of about 20 cows so I stopped to rest. All of sudden one of the "cows" became a bull and mounted one of the cows.

I was amazed at how enthusiastic he was thrusting away and obviously enjoyed it and had a really great orgasm at the end; his rolling muscles showed me how much he enjoyed it along with noises.

The cow on the other hand stode motionless and showed just the opposite; in fact she was still eating grass while the bull was doing his thing. There was also no noise from her like there had been from the bull so I concluded that cows really don't get much from the sex act.

I have concluded therefore that if it had not been for some european missionaries most female humans would not enjoy sex either since all primative people did it doggy and therefore did not stimulate the female clit. Another sign of human male superior intelligence..............
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RE: Females Don't Get it On

maybe cows just can't be bothered to fake orgasms

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

digesting grass takes a lot of energy

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

missionaries enjoy sex?

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

As they introduced the missionary position to certain countries to "stop the unnatural sexual position of savages" they probably didn't enjoy it as much as they should have.

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

bulls eat grass too

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

I'm fairly drunk now so this is probably a bunch of arse.... but anyway, the act of having sex is a basic animal instinct, faking an orgasm requires additional brain development in order to ensure the interests of a suitable mate. In evolutionary terms cows have allocated more energy to digesting grass than brain development, but are usefull to the dominant human species so have not become extinct. On the other hand, as complex human societies have evolved , faking an orgasm is important to ensure the the interests of the dominant male and therefore the transmission of strong genes and survival of young. Whereas you could argue that this is not applicable in todays' society, the echoes of this evolutionary adaption are evident and even can be said to drive the propensity of internet sites such as this one. Me tired, me sleep now.

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For some reason this has me thinking about an old saturday night live routine ...

"Retired hockey players have Bobby Orrgasms. Selfish lover have I-Got-Mine-You-Get-Yourgasms." There were a bunch of them, these are the only 2 I remember after all these years.

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I think you really nailed it...............cows dont read Cosmo either

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

I have concluded your a bit of a pervert :D

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RE: Females Don't Get it On

as far as I know cows aren't gay

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RE: about latvian girls

and who are you?

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RE: about latvian girls

Ah but maybe that is why the person thinks there is none.

You are all so secretive :P

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RE: about latvian girls

Well, young lady, you may not know, but at one time it seemed that half the girls on CC lived in Riga.

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Galaxy is gorgeous

i have spent some time with Galaxy. She is a gorgeous, warm lady that radiates positive energy and love. Anyone that admires those qualities in a woman should visit her. I think she is the best lady that i've spent time with her.
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RE: Galaxy is gorgeous

Nuh, I prefer the qualities of lethargy and hatred.

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whoever said Byron could spell was clearly wrong ...

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RE: Galaxy is gorgeous

Lord Byron and I think the Mary Shelly
were married, and lived quite some time ago.
Naturally, the time period they wrote in would
be considered a trifle antiqidated from today's
style of writing.

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RE: Galaxy is gorgeous

Thought Mary was married to Percy B Shelley but I'll check!

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RE: Galaxy is gorgeous

antiqidated?? my God, your mastery of the English language astounds me! The actual Byron quote is "hatred is the madness of the heart" - gala mis-spelled hatred and I was merely being facetious when I mentioned Byron.

The word you are after is antiquated.

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if you really are Lord Byron, and if half of the lurid tales told about you (homoeroticism, pederasty, whoremongering, adultery, and an incestuous liaison with your half-sister) are to be believed, then I seriously doubt you are calling from Heaven ...

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hey guys!!!! come to me!!! i am so naughty to day, lets have fun together!!!!!! c'mon!!! don't think too long time!!!!!
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I think you are just hungry. Go have another bisquit. Seriously do a few crunches while you are waiting.....great pricing though.

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Are you a cat in heat? ;) :D

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I'm upset

Twice this week girls on here have called me the wrong name :(

At first I thought it was maybe my fault in that I had entered incorrect details into the database where I hold all the lies I have told each individual girl so as to make sure I don't trip myself up but no I had enetered the information correctly.

So come on girls if I can be bothered to record all the lies that I tell you the least you can do is remember them :P
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RE: I'm upset

funny in the head.

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RE: I'm upset

As the head is where your brain is situated then of course I am funny in the head.

Are you the same anonymous that posted calling me a low life and other things in my previous posts ?

I hope so because I want my own cute little stalker just like Gortensia has with member (at least he posts with an identifiable name hint hint).

I could keep you in a little cardboard box my dog used to sleep in :)

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No ImNotYourFriend. Totally different Anonymous.

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RE: I'm upset

Oh well I don't know whether to be happy or sad now.

Sad that I don't have a stalker or happy that I have lots of little anonymous friends :)

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RE: I'm upset

do u want a friendly stalker, INYF? :P

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Yes I do very much Nadeen :(

As I said earlier I could keep the stalker in the cardboard box my dog used to sleep in (I'm sure my mum won't mind moving back outside to the kennel) and I could feed my little stalker crisps and chocolate on a Saturday Night and give it some fizzy juice until its little face goes red and it burps.

Then we could come on here together and I could post a rude comment and then it would be my little stalkers turn to shoot me down in flames.

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RE: I'm upset

then I dont mind to be your friendly stalker only because of chocolate, crisps and fizzy juice of course....mmmm ...blehhh :D

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Will your face go red and then will you burp ?????????

That is very important :P

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RE: I'm upset

I promise, I will try :)))))

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RE: I'm upset

I defy anyone to get the last word in with you INYF - this is a compliment! :)

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RE: I'm upset

I'm going to try ...

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RE: I'm upset

Then the result must be an unfriendly banana? lol

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RE: I'm upset

not necessarily, just a banana having the last word ...

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Banana you can always have the last word as you impress me with what you have achieved as a humble banana.

Plato thank you for the compliment.

Psy how did your sexy sisters date go with my brother ?

Just out of curiosity Psy do you really have a sister and is she as beautiful, charming and intelligent as you ?

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thank you INYF, you are a scholar and a true gentleman ... despite what people say.

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RE: I'm upset

Yes, I do have a sister, INYF, she's 2 years and a half younger than me, and she's pretty cute, can't say she's sexy :P but she's smart and she's the best sis I could ever have, even if I kicked her ass so often and had so many fights :)

I hope nobody will forget your name INYF :)

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AsStarta

Hi AsStarta you certainly don't have to apologise. Once you get to know me better you will understand that very few things I post on this forum or say in comm chat are meant to be taken seriously.

I honestly didn't take offence - if I was a host here I would try to forget me too :P

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RE: what's the worse?

I think they are as bad if not worse confused_host.

But as I am a totally ignorant rude shallow perverted man I would not believe any host that told me she liked me (never mind loved me) so I am safe :)

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RE: what's the worse?

In the USA they would get the Business Week Business Woman of the Year award. When will you morons understand the goal for 99% of hosts is to get your money with any means possible. This is a business. It is commerce. Christ.

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RE: what's the worse?

Really Gortensia :D I'd better send you some money :P lol

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RE: what's the worse?

Thats life!
Its too bad people have to learn
the hard way.
They will be wiser as a result.
The difference on the internet, as in CC.
We get into trouble faster and easier! ;) :P

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oh,
wb wtf !

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RE: what's the worse?

It more meanly than to ask money at members. To use feelings of other person for own satisfaction it in general it's very bad. I in general think, that such sites should be supervised rigidly by managers and sex here should not be. They were created for dialogue of lonely men with clever beautiful girls and no more. And now this business have transformed in ordinary pornosite. The moral level of the majority of models - is no place below. Public from members in the majority - silent maniacs, teenagers with spots or perverted old men. It is sad. It is good, that is though someone to whom it is possible to communicate normally.
I am sorry for bad english.

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RE: what's the worse?

lol.... do u actuallly think girls would make money here without playing with their pinkie? gimme a break....................

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RE: what's the worse?

On several years ago so really also was. If I did not know, would not speak. Now all sites have turned to an interactive porno where girls fuck themselves in all cracks. And fuck such subjects, that at the normal person hair on a head rise on.

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there ARE hosts like that...they exhist and they triumph...real world? nah..just lil sluts...not all hosts are like that...i have the pleasure of knowing some that are real good friends

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That'll teach him......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rdDq6Mr-o
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RE: That'll teach him......

You had to sign up so I didn't bother - not even the fact you had to be over 18 to see it could tempt me :(

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What to do?

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
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lol very good

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ROFLMAO :)))))

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RE: What to do?

Nadeen will you come on the roundabout with me.

I will go in the pig (I've done that a few times over the years :P) and you can go in the helicopter and chase me :D

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RE: What to do?

depends who will be on the sides :P

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RE: What to do?

I always wanted to be the firetruck with an ample amount of Hose

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dangerous?

everyone is travelign the same speed ... why is it dangerous?

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RE: dangerous?

You've obviously never been on a roundabout when your completely pissed :D

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in the year 2000

has everyone seen the wayback machine? in the year 2000, cc had categories:


NON Adult
Reception

Dating

Make New Friends

Therapists & Psychics

http://www.archive.org/index.php

where'd all the psychics go??
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