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Funny, but why would an 85 year old need a sperm count?

hahaha good ones Alex :D

heheheehheehhehehehehehehehheehhehehehehheheehhhehehe

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lol, that has to be one of the funnier ones I have heard on here!! excellent work mr wolfman!

The only problem is, it wasn't a joke. Everytime I turn around she is there. I ate her once and now she keeps coming back. How do I get rid of her? :P

hmmm, you ate her and she keeps coming back? ... sounds like the dodgy Kung Pao Chicken I had last week from Billy-Bob Chu's Chinese Restaurant and Taxidermy Emporium ...

Banana being a fruit you are getting the meaning of ate me mixed up.

Wolfman went between my legs and ATE me - is it any wonder I keep coming back.

Great reply Red Riding

you got me RRH, excellent answer :) I hear you squeal like a little pig ... hmmm, I wonder who does the blowing in your relationship with the wolfman?

You probably can't tell them apart. And anyway it's not the same kind of thing. Those sting rays are just operating on a sort of blind instinct.

Let me give this one a shot and try to answer it. I have dived off of the Texas coast in the Gulf of Mexico and have seen many a stingray of all different shapes and sizes, but I have never approached one, and always keep a safe distance whenever I have seen one. That said, Steve Irwin's life was all about making contact with animals both on land and sea. Since a stingray, like a shark doesn't see a man, it see's a shadow approachiing it and assumes that it's being attacked by an underwater mammal. So it strikes back in order to protect itself out of instinct. Because Steve would have known this, had he survived, I don't think he would have wanted the ray killed. Animals and mammals were his life, he knew about this kind of thing. What happened was extremely unfortunate, but I think Steve would have wanted that stingray to live it's normal undersea life. He was just that kind of a good guy! :)) As for the croc's, thats another story, as those things can live on land and water.

U should leave ur body to science - that way they can figure out how ur synapses are linked so cum up wit such a dumb question

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LOL

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I think I know this girl - how has her mum's operation gone? And were the exams ok after I paid the school fees? And did her birthday occur within a few weeks of you first going to video with her?

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Bottom line: Most things go right over the heads of women....

Sorry Gortenzia, is blonde joke :-P

wow...so much effort for something just not really funny....thanks for trying though, man.

Not so funny until Gortenzia's answer. I almost fell off my chair.

dude, as I see it, you don't have a problem ... send her some virtual money to help cover the costs of her virtual pregnancy, and when the time comes for her to pop out her virtual baby, buy yourself a virtual ticket, get a virtual fiancee visa and make a virtual visit. Since you are apparently living an unreal life here on the internet, then you should have no problem with any of this ... actually, I can help out with the virtual ticket if you send me $1537.23 in real money ... I've already amassed a minor fortune in virtual money and all it has got me so far is some virtual sex (coincidentally with the same chick you are talking about, but I had the wisdom to pull out at the last second and virtually come in a real bucket) and a dose of the virtual clap, so now I have decided to make all my future transactions in real money and have real sex with the neighbor ... she takes credit cards so I think I'm in there!! :-)

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you are allowed to say the word "fuck" here you know ...

Angelic advice :D lol :))))))

You might have caught that sitting on a virtual toilet seat!

yeah, I thought about that but I always put down one of those nifty little virtual paper seat cover things to prevent my virtual ass from getting virtual crap on it (well, I tend to get my own crap all over it during the course of a normal day, but other people's virtual crap if a different story).

Easy - stick a long virtual needle into ur PC and hey ho virtual abortion

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id she pregnat after virtual sex????????????????????
how that can be??????????

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I worried about catching a computer virus here, that why I always use a condom in virtual sex.
And I don't even wanna know how folks use "Spam" here.. Talk about kinky sex....yyeeoowwww

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Well, all I can say is, you took the time to read and post a reply :-)

usually what you can do to find lyrics rather
easily, is goto your favorite search engine,
and do +lyrics +"song phrase"
you'll get your song pretty fast then.

But then she wouldn't be able to make a big drama out of it

you are the one making a drama out of it.gorty posted & was helped by people here,no drama.its your type who turn posts that gorty makes into a drama by hijacking it & turning it away from the original point of the post.the good thing about you & your ilk posting is that gorty now knows she has more friends than those who insult her.so even your negative posts have turned into a positive for her :-)))

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hmmm is the drama

You people are so easy.

Try Black Night by Deep Purple:PP

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Thankyou, Vera. I have been listening for hours, and still could not hear the words. Too much echo, and, they are Americans who cannot speak the Queen's english

christ, man....when you're going to take jabs at americans for not speaking all proper-like, you might want to first give a quick read-through of your message for typo's and grammatical mistakes and such before clicking "reply"......i failed 5th grade english, and even i can pick out a few of your fuck-ups.

before you start saying things about us Americans,do a little looking into who sings that song.the name of the artist is ATB and he is from Germany. get your facts straight before you open your mouth.

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yeah, lose the kilos - if you think you're a fat pig, then you probably are.

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Honey.... if they already asked you to do it again then youre prefect as you are. If you are uncomfortable with how you are now then lose a couple. If happy.. then stick with how you are :) xxx

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welcome :) xxx

Where is WTF when we need him?

He wont be back at forum as WTF, if at all...

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and the forums are a poorer place without him too ...

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Yup she sure was...........but gone a long time from cc so I assume she got a real job.........now its your turn LOL

I was reminded of her as I was cleaning out my Yahoo address book.

Yes she got a real job. I haven't spoken with her for a while but the last I heard she was doing well and had got promoted but was also very busy. She had lost her net connection at home so is seldom on line.
She was a lovely person and an excellent host. Very much missed.

I am glad she's gone

Why?

lol... this is great.. do you write these yourself? and do you mind if I print it out? I put mad poetry on my wall at home and it tickled me! :) xxx

Print away, lol

u have a strange taste in wallpaper..lol

thankyou! lol I know this. I have odd little bits Ive collected over the years in little frames waiting to go in my newly decorated hall :) and that was funny... Ill have to have a look for some more I think :) nutter xx thankyou xx

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very funny:)

very good, and so typical of everything THAT administration stands for.

teachers! I always KNEW they couldn't be trusted. They always scared me in school

SUPER size it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

is the american way

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/denzelbamc.html

By the by, what exactly have "Alec Baldwin, Madonna, Sean Penn and other Hollywood types" done to "make front page news with their anti-everything-American crap"?

No, really.... Edumacate me.

Because anti-war crusades are meant to be in front of cameras. Acts of charity are usually done in private. I doubt he wanted a million cameras on him as he wrote his check.

thank you for this post,
as you stated it was not widely mentioned that DW did that,
it shows what honor and respect some well off people have.
as for why the anti-war babys get the press and not him...
my opinion is based partly on fact,
the fact is the press wants to slam bush ''for starting this war'' so it is bad press for the press to say any good deeds.

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

if it's a "fact" that the press "wants to slam bush for 'starting this war'" then prove it.

well, if youd read the new york times, the boston globe ,
the LA times, etc at least twice a week for the last3 years. you would see the hype and BS and treasonous stories.
but i guess it is okay in your country the have headlines like
''SECRET wire tapping of suspects'' and stories stating the US govt tracing deposits of suspects.
but then i assume you want me to ''prove the fact'' the fukn sky is blue and water is wet also DF

you're calling me a df?
your answer to the question of why "Alec Baldwin, Madonna,Sean Penn and other Hollywood types make front page news with their anti-everything-American crap" was "my opinion is based partly on fact, the fact is the press wants to slam bush ''for starting this war''....huh?
when asked to give proof of that "fact" of yours, you go on about shit further off target, shit that doesn't even make much sense.....the public knowing that the government is surveilling terrorist suspects, you consider the public knowing of that as being "treasonous"?.....how the hell do you rationalize that?.....seriously, you got some terrorist sitting in the u.s., and what, you expect him to not have given thought one to the possibility the government might have its eye on him?...you think that he wouldn't have taken measures against that if that particular bit of news haden't been brought up in the press?
your whole rationale on any such subject is pretty much that the right is right, and the left is anti-american?...am i right?
just for kicks, tell me what other state secrets is the press serving up to aid those nasty terrorists?...come on, go back to that pile of all those papers you've collected these past three years and find one front page headline that actually IS treasonous.....bonus points if that headline in anyway implicates alec baldwin, madonna, or sean penn.
yeah, and why do i have a hard time believing you read any of those papers at all, let alone each of them twice per week....one look at the op-ed section of the new york times and i think you'd shit yourself.....fess up, did you get the names of those papers from bill o'reilly's list of the most liberal, most anti-everything-american, crap papers in the country?

well if you know me, then you know i babble and go off track.
that being said, i started off answering why alec baldwin and others get the press... but ran off on a rant but ended with the answer, which was'' the press doesnt want to print good news about people doing good things, they mainly print BS about antiwar shit antics.
as for the right being right. well they may not be right. but the dems have a plan to fix things, and they will let us know in november, oh i meen january. im not sure but i think it is september. i havent heard thier plan yet. or oh i know they didnt mean last Jan.
lastly, if you want me to look thru my pile of papers to find facts and treasonous reporting. why should i?
just know that when you vote for clinton in '08 i will vote against that whore and her sociopatathic womanizing communist husband.

how fantastic ... What a gem of a man. Its the quiet acts of charity that speak the loudest I feel. Thankyou for sharing this.

A much less disillusioned nosey xxxx

acts of charity, quiet or otherwise, are great.....using celebrity to focus public attention on charities or causes that could well use it, hell, that's great too....what i find loathsome is playing on people's emotions and tugging on their heart strings in the way this chain letter does, only to then turn the message completely on ear to chastise others for things both unrelated and untrue....it's manipulative...it politcizes that act of kindness, and in so doing, it detracts from those who could use the help of others for the sake of demonizing those whose politics are deemed "anti-american"....it's disgusting.

Is that true?

its a mystery

I'll give u her phone number if your that desperate!

I know a bit but not much... ccmail me i`ll tell u what i can...

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Ok member and fan....
From the last time i was chatting to her she was doing well, happy and crazy as ever, was studying again etc, and had herself a boyfriend.
And from what she was saying she didn`t miss cc one bit, was having gr8 time away from here... But as i say this is kinda old news, a few months old, cos she doesn`t be online very much in yahoo now.. :( But all in all she seems to be doing well.. :)

She was a waste of time and money. CC is a better place without her.

you chose to spend money on her, and give her your time. Jackass

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I agree entirely with you noseybird.

I sometimes think they do it just to try and be controversial and replying to them, which I have done, just encourages them.

They are also almost invariably anonymous posters showing that they really don't have the courage of their convictions.

Um, yes, people who smoke all thier lives deserve lung cancer. Did they think the cigarettes were cleaning thier lungs?

I enjoyed Steve Irwin's shows, mostly, when i happened across them. Yes he was a good man concerning nature. But it does not make one bit of difference.

Does a man who holds a lit stick of dynamite until it explodes deserve death? Yes.

Does a man who injects himself with huge doses arsenic deserve to die? Yes.

Steve, put that dynamite away when you are playing with your lighter. Bad things will eventually happen. He lived dangerously and deserved his fate.

ok, explain those people who get lung cancer
and never having smoked a cig thier entire life.

do they still deserve to get lung cancer?

in a word, no

having lost one parent to lung cancer.. over 6 years after she had given up and a 12 year battle to do so. And then a grandparent to the same, who never smoked once in his life I can most definelty say noone deserves a death like that from smoking. Although angry that it should never have been an issue and I agree that the risks are entirely too prevalent to want to take that risk (its a habit I just dont understand as I dont myself) I cant imagine that anyone who has carried someone though that would have the opinion of.. serves them right. I wonder how you would feel watching your mum die at 56 weighing less than 8 stone and not one hair on their head? would you have the same opinion? I watched that woman be more couragous and strong in the last 9 months of her short life than most people are in all their years. Same for my grandad. Never once smoked.. but was a fireman for 23 years before he retired. So guess it must serve him right too, choosing that profession, stupid man. And of course if he had been trapped and burnt to death.. well served him right too... silly silly silly. ( I despair really I do)

Top post ! I couldn't agree more. He, probably more than any of us knew the risks involved with what he did for a living.That did nothing to deter the passion he had for what he did. It is beyond belief that people can be so disrespectful and downright insulting to the memory of a man who made a difference to so many lives by enriching their understanding of life on our planet.
Also sadly disillusioned

Very well said Noseybird.... It disgusted me reading those posts also. And you put it the best way possible in this post.
Some people just don`t care or pretend not to care, and remain nameless..
Freedom of speech and all but the man still deserves respect and so do his family and friends..
So wise up all u anonymous ppl out there, just cos he did things u couldn`t doesn`t mean u have to disrespect his name and the way he died. he lived his life to the full and beyond which is more than i can say about others, i wish i had half his nerve to have done what he did. To do something more than a 9-5 job.

So come on ppl give the guy some respect in what he achieved in his life and quit being so nasty..

RIP Steve Irwin.

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Getting too wound-up in these message boards is bad for your mental health. Trying to convert evil people or improve bad comedians is a thorough waste of time. Save your psyche and start a blog somewhere to pour your heart and intelligence.

Why should noseybird go somewhere else? If the dolts have the right to post crap here, why not the rest of us? Seems silly you suggest someone should go elsewhere.

Silly boy, of course she has the right, but she will be frustrared dealing with some of the dolts here, that's why i recommend a forum where her deep thoughts might be appreciated without the peanut gallery jumping her neck. I used to throw my 2 cents in at every opportunity unless the morons wore me out.

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at some point I can see me having a heart attack! I dont get wound up often but when I do ... I just cant shut the hell up lol although I can hear the cries of " we wish you would" from here! LOL

... although some of us would never say it to your face noseybird because there are those amongst us who have the hots for you despite not even knowing who you are! ... but fuck me, you post more than I do and that's an extreme feat some days! Keep up the good work, and whatever rumours you hear about me, they're all true.

it's true you like to wear pantyhose and sniff Brie?? I was reluctant to beleive it of such a distinguished fruit... but if you say it's all true I'll beleive you :-P !! ps it was anonymous who gave you up ;-) I hereby promise to get a hobby that doesnt include a keyboard or cam...any suggestions? Miss NB xxx

yes, that damned mr anonymous ... however, I think the rumour got a little mangled. I like to wear pantyhose until I smell like a brie ... there is a subtle difference. I think a nosey bird like you could mend me of my deviant ways ... or come up with a few new ones ... I have a feeling that you may need to ccmail me ...

... and as for a new hobby which does not require a keyboard or a cam, might I suggest eating bananas ... ?

There is always someone who has to make smart ass remarks about tragedies. The best thing to do is to just ignore them. Replying just encourages them.

Even though Steve Irwin's job came with risks he sure didn't deserve to die. I loved to watch his Crocodile Hunter show sometimes. It was obvious that he really enjoyed what he was doing and then there was the suspense when he would pick up poisonous spiders and snakes, lol. I'm just shocked that he died in such a freak accident. RIP.

In my view, everyone who has ever lived on this world has had thoughts at one time or another to strive to do something useful with their lives, whether they be someone whose name lives in history such as the great politicians, thinkers and scientists of the past, or someone who will live on in future histories such as current day world leaders, the indomitable Mr Irwin, and even yours truly, a humble banana. Whether the things these people do are positive or negative is irrelevant, in that they all have an impact on the world; the impact some people have is far-reaching and important, while with others the effect is greatly over-shadowed. I would put Steve Irwins impact on this world in the former category (and it was a positive one at that) one report puts the estimated number of people who have seen his shows at 500 million in 136 countries, and I suspect that there would be that many again who, when asked do you know who the Crocodile Hunter is? would answer in the affirmative.

I have no doubt that the question will always be asked was he involved in a dangerous profession? and the answer is, of course, yes. Another question could be did he choose to do the dangerous things that he did? and once again the answer is yes. And yet a third question, directed to him, may well be did you deserve to die because you did these things? and I would think, like most people, his answer would be no. Everyone has a right to live their lives to their fullest; for some people that may mean four score and ten years (and nowadays even more), for others it is sadly less, but if they have lived their lives everyday the way that they wish to live them, and are taken young (I say young because he is, after all the same age I, and I consider myself still young), then they can still say that they have lived the life that they wanted and have strived to make something of their existence on this planet.

Noseybird, you are right to question the people who sit anonymously behind their computers and criticize the life of someone who has lived an interesting, albeit dangerous life, and tried to make this world a better place through science, understanding and education. Jacques Cousteau did it for the oceans, Joy Adamson for the lions, Dian Fossey for the gorillas and Steve Irwin for just about every weird animal that every walked on the Great Southern Land. RIP Steve Irwin

a sad and disillusioned yellow fruit

beautifully put me old fruit (or not so old as it seems), thankyou xx

yes, nosey, there are truly some ignorant people around here. And they usually post under the name "anonymous.'

there was once a man who thought that taxing salt
was a foolish thing to do. so him and a bunch
of other people went to the ocean a bit away from them,
and started getting salt that way.
needless to say, he wasnt liked much.
a few years later, he was assassinated.
he knew the risks, he knew it was only a matter
of time. not of how, but of when.

Once again a load of irrelevant drivel from an Anonymous poster.

dissing gandhi to take a shot at an anonymous poster....how thoroughly non-digusting of you.

The men in white coats will be round for you soon i suspect. (dissing Gandhi??)

just who do you think that first anonymous poster was speaking of?.....before you scratch that itch to be belligerent toward someone, try piecing shit together to first at least understand whether that someone is really deserving of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_March

I know little of anything about Gandhi hence the question marks. It appears you know little of civility. At least one of us can recognise their failures.

"Once again a load of irrelevant drivel from an Anonymous poster."

"The men in white coats will be round for you soon i suspect"

are such statements really your idea of civility?

btw, i wasn't the anonymous you first replied to....i'm the asshole who came in after the fact to express my disgust at how you treated him....how about an apology to the first?....that would be mighty civil of you, wouldn't it?.....or does your ignorance give you a pass for being a dick?

I rest my case

what case is that, max?......the case that you jumped the gun to be rude to someone for a bullshit reason?...the case that you're so "civil" for having done so?....the case that you lash back hypocritically to someone being an asshole to you for you having been one yourself?.....yeah, bravo, max, and what a brilliantly "civil" case to make.

Yawn ! same shit different day

yeah, ain't that the truth.
come on, max, make that case of yours.....explain why you felt justified in calling someone's allusion to gandhi, in a thread concerning people who choose to life their life, risk their life, and ultimately lose their life for their passions and what they think is right, nothing but "a load of irrelevant drivel".....whether you knew anything about gandhi or not, after reading that first anonymous poster's words how could you be so cavalier in disregarding them and insulting them when he spoke of assassination for christ's sake?...it's absurd to think that your ignorance covers your ass for that.....and when you then go on to speak of civility, it makes it especially absurd.
yeah, you appear pretty near completely full of that "same shit", max.

i see the anonymous are at it again. Max merely asked what that they meant by him insulting ghandi, he certainly never invoked ghandi's name nor did he insult him in any way

the pseudo intellectual anonymous children in their typical mean nasty way jumped all over this. but hey they are princes of the real lalong with their best buddy member

it's you clowns that need to get it,m you are the beignnings of all strife in these room. would that you were half as intelligent as you keep telling the rest of us you are. unfortunately you are pompous little fools waving there pom poms

oops tha was princes of the realm, not that it matters they are what they are
pomppom girls of bullshit

ahhh.. yeah, thanks, man....that clears up everything.
fess up, just how drunk are you right now?

"Max merely asked what that they meant by him insulting ghandi, he certainly never invoked ghandi's name nor did he insult him in any way"

no, max "merely" said,"The men in white coats will be round for you soon i suspect. (dissing Gandhi??)"

"the pseudo intellectual anonymous children in their typical mean nasty way jumped all over this."

was not max being "nasty" and "jumping" on someone when he said to the anonymous poster he first replied to, "Once again a load of irrelevant drivel from an Anonymous poster."?

"but hey they are princes of the real lalong with their best buddy member"

but hey, like, what the fuck are you trying to say there?

"it's you clowns that need to get it,m you are the beignnings of all strife in these room."

you're blaming the anonymous poster that max took a shot at for being the "beginning" of the "strife" not only this thread, but in "these room" too?

"would that you were half as intelligent as you keep telling the rest of us you are."

how can i keep "telling the rest of you" something i've never once "told the rest of you"?

"unfortunately you are pompous little fools waving there pom poms"

how am i a fool?....what "pom poms" are you referring to?...explain yourself.

The day I explain myself to an Anonymous Internet Troll is a long way off. When you post under the Anonymous banner you are one of several people that may make good or bad comments.Trouble is nobody knows who says what then do they? Take a look at several of the threads here about Steve Irwin and the postings under the "Anonymous" banner then explain to me what the f**k goes through some of their heads. Quite frankly I don't really give a shit what you think about me as you are just one of a faceless crowd without the balls to put your name to something. The white coats comment was meant to be a bit of a joke but I assume you don't get my kind of humour. Never mind eh?

if you don't know who you're speaking to here, try speaking to what that person actually says.....is it really so difficult to focus on the ideas a person is expressing rather than who is expressing them?...should they be read any differently?....should you consider them any differently?...should you respond to them any differently?...if you think so, try explaining why....and if you're up for that, try explaining as well why those "balls" you possess should care one iota who the hell you're speaking to anyway..if you believe in what you believe and if it truly is a matter of having the courage of your convictions, it really shouldn't matter, now should it?
yeah, and take a look again at that thread yourself......if you're keen on calling even those who posted with nothing but kind words to say fucked in the head too, that makes me only wonder what the fuck may wrong with you.
and so your little comment about the men in white coats coming to get me was a joke?.....cool, tee hee.....and your very first post to this thread, to the anonymous poster speaking of gandhi, was that a joke too?
quite frankly, max, if you think i give a shit about you personally, you couldn't be more off base......if it's not apparent, if you're really that dense, let me spell it out for you: i was responding not to you personally, max...i was responding to what you said....i said what i said and i responded to you the way i did because it seemed to me that you were being a cantankerous ass to someone without any good, "civil" reason......just returning the sentiment is all....but hey, never mind...not another word about it, eh?

OOH! touchy little troll aren't you

ooh trolls, ilike that since the only realm they princes of is the garbabge dump, and by the way little anonymous boy since this is the only level the likes of you and member can sink too

i don't drink, nice try though

hey war whats up?

eh just too busy to type as badly as i usually do so that will have to suffice

bless your heart. :)

Bravo! Very well said. I couldn't have said it better myself. muahhh

Alot of people dont bother readin profiles.

I call it black humour :(...dont like those things a lot
What if some girls here think they r ugly? :P

I'm an ugly bastard and I found it funny :)

likewise
And I'm pretty,
pretty ugly too!

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I'm an ugly Aussie sheila and I found it funny too

u would find anything funny inyf. no wonder u have that chat name. think u got some issues here

Yes i do find a lot of things funny but that is the consequence of only having one neuron running around my brain. i did have two but one went away on holiday and for some reason never came back.

However I do find your statement a bit of a contradiction as I would have thought that someone who has issues would not be the sort of person who finds everything funny.

As for my chat name I like it but I could always go back to my old one of IHateAllHosts if it will make you happy :D

and i find it funny that your an ugly bastard, INYF :)))))...have u got some proves?...i wouldnt mind to get them :D

Nadeen do you remember last week when you were at that bar with all your friends and that really ugly creepy guy with boils all over his face, greasy hair and revolting BO kept ogling you and making suggestive licking movements with his tongue and who eventually unzipped himself and let you all see his privates ?

Well that was my brother and he is the good looking charming one in the family :P

( to give you the chance to make another "low" remark hehe )

I think you're having one charming family, would like to meet them :D

Psy I'm glad you feel that way as we have already sort of adopted you as our sister.

We are about to be made homeless due to several incidents that were not our fault and we have decided that the best course of action is to move to France and live with our wonderful, beautiful,sexy sister.

Is it okay to say your sister is sexy ? (ooooh what a low life comment).

I'm looking forward to meeting you guys.. It's such a delight!
My sister, my sexy sister, she's really worried she won't be able to please you or your brother.. but she can learn fast :)

rofl.. wrong little puppy lol

no you wouldn't, because they are above the fray, therefore you couldn't relate to them or anyone who has not lowered themselves. sticking up for ur good friends in here, is not what im talking about, but what the hell, u do it all the time. it also goes with the territory of this site and the fraternity created amounst those who are considered so called friends. u people are a monopoly.

oh and psy thank god u wont have the chance to meet them

i would suppose then u have no problem psy when being asked by someome=can i fuck you?

If it's INYF then I'm ok with it :P

( you people lost your sense of humour or what? )

nevermind then psy

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I showed my brother your picture Monika and he was most impressed - in fact he is licking it even as I type this.

I have given him your number and so he should be calling you soon. To help him out you might like to check what colour underwear you are wearing so that you can answer his first question. The heavy breathing doesn't last long.

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haha :))..and i agree with girls...you just proved your charming, INYF! :)))))))

LOL, As an Aussie I can see the humour in it,.. LMFAO

i laughed

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Very good :)

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"no" hurts when it does. let it happen. feel the pain. live and learn.

Only say yes to me...no to all others

Can I fuck you ? No No No

That hurts everytime it happens to me :(

low life remark, oh well, goes with the territory here i assume.

Yes this is a porn site so I guess it goes with the territory.

GR asked a question and I answered it as best as a shallow man who cares about no one but himself and sees girls only as sexual toys to satisfy his own perverted sexual desires can.

Listen can't you pick a name, it doesn't even need to be your member / host name, but at least then I would know if you are the same anonymous who posted above.

You may wish to read my post below where I adviced the host who dreamt of a man with two cocks who didn't know what to do with them that she should take one up her pussy and the other up her ass.

Hopefully I will be able to think up a few more low life remarks to the next few posts.

good keep it up, most in here enjoy the trash remarks

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Ahh so i am not the only one,.... if you want to wake me up really quickly,.... u just have to say Incoming Contact..are u still thereee??? :)))))))))))))))00

Double Penetration sounds good.

Dreams of 2 cocks, must have been called Jose and HoseB

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Fire one at a time and the girl will be very happy.......like a two up shotgun

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