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Lizards
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the
story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
Here's what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me
there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds
prisoner in his room.
"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm
serious, dad, can you help?"
I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and
followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed
lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute.
"She's having babies."
"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and
Ernie, Mom!"
I was equally outraged.
"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't
want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.
"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their
cage?" she inquired.
(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)
"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I
reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth
together).
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys,
you know," she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you! think?)
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what
was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I
announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."
"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.
"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do
with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I
really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what
looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second
later.
"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.
"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed
the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared.
I tried several more times with the same results.
"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to
know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern
here with the females in my house?)
"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.
We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in
his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to
him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does
to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)
The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and
peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested
scientifically.
"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs.
Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.
"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is
not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a
boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into
maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the
way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you
know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron."
We were silent, absorbing this.
"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.
"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we
understood.
More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to
giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not
believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my
flawless manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's
just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..."
she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and
hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad
everything was going to be okay.
"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done,
Dad," he told me.
"Oh, you have NO idea,"
Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with
laughter.
2 - Lizards - $140...
1 - Cage - $50...
Trip to the Vet - $30...
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...
Priceless!
Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards
TNTSCTH
syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the
story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
Here's what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me
there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds
prisoner in his room.
"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm
serious, dad, can you help?"
I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and
followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed
lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute.
"She's having babies."
"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and
Ernie, Mom!"
I was equally outraged.
"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't
want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.
"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their
cage?" she inquired.
(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)
"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I
reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth
together).
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys,
you know," she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you! think?)
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what
was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I
announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."
"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.
"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do
with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I
really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what
looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second
later.
"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.
"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed
the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared.
I tried several more times with the same results.
"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to
know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern
here with the females in my house?)
"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.
We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in
his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to
him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does
to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)
The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and
peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested
scientifically.
"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs.
Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.
"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is
not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a
boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into
maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the
way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you
know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron."
We were silent, absorbing this.
"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.
"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we
understood.
More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to
giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not
believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my
flawless manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's
just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..."
she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and
hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad
everything was going to be okay.
"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done,
Dad," he told me.
"Oh, you have NO idea,"
Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with
laughter.
2 - Lizards - $140...
1 - Cage - $50...
Trip to the Vet - $30...
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...
Priceless!
Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards
TNTSCTH
The Train
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say another word. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You're bad at holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
TNTCTH
The weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say another word. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You're bad at holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
TNTCTH
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
Never slept naked at my parents' house, but since I'm living with hubby, always sleep naked and stay naked during day too :D
I love the touch of his skin and as well, the touch of fresh sheets :)
I love the touch of his skin and as well, the touch of fresh sheets :)
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
*blushes* now now you'll get me all wet shhhhh
I wonder if I'm really the one you think I am..
I wonder if I'm really the one you think I am..
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
I'll act as mediator Psy.
You send me your pics. I'll pass them onto Ro Host to see if you are the one she is thinking about. She can tell me her answer. And I can pass that info back onto you.
How does that sound ?
You send me your pics. I'll pass them onto Ro Host to see if you are the one she is thinking about. She can tell me her answer. And I can pass that info back onto you.
How does that sound ?
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
It's even easier to give her an email add, no mediators needed :P
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
Easier maybe but not nearly as much fun - well at least for me :P
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
That's okay I am selfish too :P
Although I am beginning to understand a little bit now why the girls on here want to see a photo of me even though I tell them I'm ugly :D
But I'm going to stay like you Psy and still be selfish :)
Although I am beginning to understand a little bit now why the girls on here want to see a photo of me even though I tell them I'm ugly :D
But I'm going to stay like you Psy and still be selfish :)
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
Oh well, then we'll be selfish together :D
( I am curious now how you look like, but that's a secret )
( I am curious now how you look like, but that's a secret )
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
I'll sleep naked in summer when its really hot, but the rest of the year, i'm usually in PJ bottoms and a tshirt
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
I prefer to sleep in a full set of wool pajamas, you know the one with the pocket on the shirt? I like to carry a pen and pencil set with me when I sleep. And I have to wear adult diapers too...(note to self...time to get that spincter tighting operation done....I curse the day I joined the navy)
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
If it is the long blonde hair with blue eyes and long dark lashes, a beautiful body, then count me in for naked, count me in for naked every time ;-)
Ray
Ray
RE: do you like to sleep......naked to enigma
And if she has blue eyes and long dark lashes to go with that beautifu, desirable body, make mine naked, every time (unless the BF is there) :-)
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
Yes I do and here is tip for reducing washing.............after a two weeks just flip over the sheet and use the other side..................
RE: do you like to sleep......naked
naked.always naked.always have,always will.it just feel so much better and more comfortable for sleeping.
Some Girls Here Lie
I've been here two years and these girls really know how to tell fibs.........
RE: Some Girls Here Lie
It's a sad thing.
Anyone who fibs lacks a moral compass and a sense of honest decency.
They're bad, bad people is what they are.
Anyone who fibs lacks a moral compass and a sense of honest decency.
They're bad, bad people is what they are.
RE: Some Girls Here Lie
Can u name me one person on the planet who never has? Even those girls from this I feel the closest to, probably still do with me, though probably not to the degree they once did to get me and keep me.
Here is a hint: its in the job description
Here is a hint: its in the job description
RE: Some Girls Here Lie
Well good morning, sunshine, it's nice to see you're finally awake :-) BTW....people lie in all walks of life and everywhere on the face of the earth. Now your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to know when it's happening and how best to keep it from harming you. Around here, that starts by thinking with your big head and not your little one ;-P
Seriously, I'm sorry if you were deceived and got hurt, but I'll bet you can remember yourself saying one of these famous lines at least once or twice in your life:
The check's in the mail.
Of course I'll respect you just as much in the morning.
No, darling, that outfit doesn't make you look fat.
I promise I won't c** in your mouth.
I had a great time with you tonight and I'll call you again real soon.
Yeah, I was with her last night but we were just good friends.
I love spending time with your parents.
Dinner was delicious, I love it when you try new things.
Get my drift? :-)
Seriously, I'm sorry if you were deceived and got hurt, but I'll bet you can remember yourself saying one of these famous lines at least once or twice in your life:
The check's in the mail.
Of course I'll respect you just as much in the morning.
No, darling, that outfit doesn't make you look fat.
I promise I won't c** in your mouth.
I had a great time with you tonight and I'll call you again real soon.
Yeah, I was with her last night but we were just good friends.
I love spending time with your parents.
Dinner was delicious, I love it when you try new things.
Get my drift? :-)
RE: Some Girls Here Lie
If hosts didn't lie to me, I wouldn't bother with site; I love to be called handsome!
RE: Some Girls Here Lie
I prefer my host to lie, I hate watching a girl massage the man in the pink boat while she is standing up.
RE: Easy does it!
I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't mind whether he got it in the mouth of the asshole.
RE: Easy does it!
Undress :D
And find things in my backpack.. I never look inside, my hands are enough to find what I need :)
And find things in my backpack.. I never look inside, my hands are enough to find what I need :)
RE: Easy does it!
He doesn't wear any when he's near :P
And anyway, in what concerns him I can always find what I need :D ( not only by using my hands *wink*)
And anyway, in what concerns him I can always find what I need :D ( not only by using my hands *wink*)
RE: Easy does it!
I have to wank with my eyes closed, don't want a shot of man juice in my cornea
RE: Easy does it!
Actually I still may hear, smell,taste,to be guided in the space, etc
:)If i cant use one of my feelings i may do all what my other feelings allow me to do
:)If i cant use one of my feelings i may do all what my other feelings allow me to do
RE: Easy does it!
few years ago i loved to play the piano with closed eyes...now the piano sounds false and i have to close my ears :D
RE: Easy does it!
Write my name on the PC.
Talk on the phone.
Listen to music.
Sit on the tram.
Find my way to the bathroom and get water. (But not pee.)
...and...
Play with myself and fantasize... :)
Talk on the phone.
Listen to music.
Sit on the tram.
Find my way to the bathroom and get water. (But not pee.)
...and...
Play with myself and fantasize... :)
Fallen:-))
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen."
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for 20 years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor The priest was quite concerned.
"You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen! People must be getting hurt"!
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week"!
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen."
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for 20 years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor The priest was quite concerned.
"You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen! People must be getting hurt"!
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week"!
First Transplanted Penis is Cut Off
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/
Girls there is hope now for that small packaged bf of yours...........if you don't mind the swollen member LOL
Girls there is hope now for that small packaged bf of yours...........if you don't mind the swollen member LOL
RE: First Transplanted Penis is Cut Off
I doubt there is a chick in the world who doesn't mind a swollen member ...
RE: First Transplanted Penis is Cut Off
no hope because it wont work if u have new penis transplant. first u need to take alot of medication, than there is the mental problems
RE: First Transplanted Penis is Cut Off
What's the family of the brain dead guy thinking about all this?
Out of the kindness of their hearts they agree to give this guy who accidently lost his weiner their family member's weiner as a replacement, and a few weeks later the guy says "thanks, but no thanks afterall"?
That's so disrespectful.
Out of the kindness of their hearts they agree to give this guy who accidently lost his weiner their family member's weiner as a replacement, and a few weeks later the guy says "thanks, but no thanks afterall"?
That's so disrespectful.
...sex with a man...
Mans, can you say honestly. have you ever thought about having sex with a man? at least subconsciously??
i mean thouse who are straight
i mean thouse who are straight
RE: ...sex with a man...
'm sure i often subconsciously think about many things......none i can consciously recall however.
i get a funny feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever i see danny devito though...maybe that means something. :p
i get a funny feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever i see danny devito though...maybe that means something. :p
RE: ...sex with a man...
In jail, most straight men dream of having sex with each other because they are very horny. They are like dogs with no female dog have sex with, so they will have sex with the man or woman's leg.
RE: Death has come
the first anonymous is suffering through a fatal bout of fatalism, maybe?.....that sucks.
as long as you have some life left to live, i'm of the mind that you should do all you can to enjoy it.....live it up 'til it's taken away.
as long as you have some life left to live, i'm of the mind that you should do all you can to enjoy it.....live it up 'til it's taken away.
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
and why does'nt 4 wall get you hot . good what you have to do next is piant them that should be a turn on watching paint dry should send tendrills down you back and make you quiver. :P heheehhe
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
during the year of working on cc i have never replied "i am horny" either ...and nobody was shocked yet :P...wondering why? :D
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
kooky, i know, but i suspect a lot of guys come here for the fantasy of virtually hooking up with gorgeous, eastern european nymphos.......some are even willing to go so far as to pay to live that fantasy.....what a world, eh?
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
virtual sex is just as good and exciting as
watching a virtual goldfish aquarium.
sure, you can interact, but whats the point?
watching a virtual goldfish aquarium.
sure, you can interact, but whats the point?
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
wow, I would take him up on his offer if I were you prettywitch - it is not every day that one has a chance to see something so small and hairy!
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
is that your mouse, badrudeman? :D
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/Mouse.gif
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/Mouse.gif
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
Good observation PW. I was always amazed at the women in community chat who would private message you with....I am naked, horny and wet. Not likely. I can't believe many men here think that their words on a screen is actually going to turn a woman on. You will turn more women on here by doing long expensive videos than anything you could possibly say online...except maybe..want a green card? The girls here for the most are very smart, are skilled actresses and are as clever about marketing their product as any company in the world. But if you think your favorite chat host is so wet she is sliding off her chair when you enter her video are idiots....she has already done 10 videos before you and will do 10 after you leave...if she got wet and horny every time she would be so badly dehydrated she would need to be hooked to an IV by the end of the day....again....thanks for the thought PW.
RE: idiotizm!!!!!
PW... I have the perfect solution. Put big, big mirrors on all four walls of your room. Then you will always be looking at yourself in the mirror and that should have the desired effect. Just looking at you, especially during baseball season, certainly gets my blood running faster.
girl-girl in Non Adult
The new trend seems to be girl-girl in the non-adult categories..
Now a cynical person like me might conclude that this is a way for hosts to cheat CC's 2 active session rules by having on top of their allotted 2 single sessions, they are having a couple of additional sessions with a friend. (who also has 2 single active sessions)
My innocent side might think.. who cares, I like blondes :-)
Now a cynical person like me might conclude that this is a way for hosts to cheat CC's 2 active session rules by having on top of their allotted 2 single sessions, they are having a couple of additional sessions with a friend. (who also has 2 single active sessions)
My innocent side might think.. who cares, I like blondes :-)
used to be
There were times when the emagazine was updated about every month.Whats up with it now?
RE: used to be
*blinks* When was that? Must have been an alternative reality for sure. ;)
It'll come when it comes (ahem) and besides.. don't you prefer quality over quantity anyways, Gorty? Hehe..
TNTSAE
It'll come when it comes (ahem) and besides.. don't you prefer quality over quantity anyways, Gorty? Hehe..
TNTSAE
RE: used to be
Emag is updated when there is a theme to base it around..... ie... Xmas, Easter, Valentine's Day
Is there no a theme to base around?
For example some days ago students started to study.Why not to make a party of naughty college girls for example?
Then there will be the end of autumn.Etc..
Do you think there is no events xcept Xmas,Valentine and Easter days?
Then there will be the end of autumn.Etc..
Do you think there is no events xcept Xmas,Valentine and Easter days?
RE: Is there no a theme to base around?
Hey!! Great idea Vera! Hey CC how about a Back to School party, with all of these naughty college girls? Please, please, please? Ok, I'm done now, lol. Still a great idea Vera.
RE: Is there no a theme to base around?
i don't really know why cc should be bothered to produce another emag.......for the effort, where's the return?
If no return of emagazine then no return of the forum
The return could be the same if the input to the magazine would be the same.Well as far as this is on it's death point then sure no return.Do you think there was no return from all the competitions like
"CC 5 years princess","Easter bunny","Cristmass hunny"?
Well at least this brought plenty nice new pictures in many host's archives,interest, hope, discussions about the CC choice, I read some magazines and I think some other ppl did this also well at least many looked there, popularity to some hosts and I think $ to them.
Also I remember CC made new category something like "Sweet Cupids".Don't you think this brought some more members and revenue to some hosts who wanted this and interest of some members?
"CC 5 years princess","Easter bunny","Cristmass hunny"?
Well at least this brought plenty nice new pictures in many host's archives,interest, hope, discussions about the CC choice, I read some magazines and I think some other ppl did this also well at least many looked there, popularity to some hosts and I think $ to them.
Also I remember CC made new category something like "Sweet Cupids".Don't you think this brought some more members and revenue to some hosts who wanted this and interest of some members?
RE: If no return of emagazine then no return of the forum
not sure about those competitions.....if they spurred hosts to do positive things to attract more customers, then cool....if they pissed off a lot of other hosts and made them feel alienated or not enough a part of the reindeer games here that they left because of it, then not so cool.....and if those contests annoyed members and put them off because so many hosts were wanting their attention just to ask for a vote in a popularity contest, then that doesn't seem very cool either.
if the competitions and the emag proved themselves profitable and not a headache, i can only guess that cc would be eager to continue them.....the fact that they don't seem so eager to continue them makes me wonder.
if the competitions and the emag proved themselves profitable and not a headache, i can only guess that cc would be eager to continue them.....the fact that they don't seem so eager to continue them makes me wonder.
RE: If no return of emagazine then no return of the forum
if some hosts were not eager to win the contest and didn't make anythign to win it then perhaps they were not much dissapointed with the results of the contest. If some of members were annoyed because some hosts were wanting their attention may be this helped the members to open their eyes on the some hosts. If the competitions and the emagazine were made separatelly and no other things like season vacations, CC forums, etc wouldnt influence on the profit I guess CC could see the profit of them.And btw I didn't tell that I'd like new emagazine number only cos I want revenue to CC.As well as the forums and ComChat for example.I don't think posting here brings me more profit.
May be it does but i can't estimate this.
May be it does but i can't estimate this.
RE: If no return of emagazine then no return of the forum
yeah, perhaps......maybe it's just me, but sometimes i get the feeling that any suggestions to those who run this site are dismissed with a "we'll look into it" or a "we'll get around to it" until those suggestions fade....makes me think things here are humming along well enough for cc that they don't see any real reason to put much effort into something that they don't see much matters.
it's cool that there's this community kind of vibe here, that the forums and comm chat exist and all.....i just sometimes wonder if the people on the member/host side of things who participate in them think much more of them and much differently of them than do the people who look after the business/administration side of this site.
eh, maybe you should email cc and ask them about the emag and any possible coming contests directly....if you're looking for a definitive answer, that's what i would do if i were you.
it's cool that there's this community kind of vibe here, that the forums and comm chat exist and all.....i just sometimes wonder if the people on the member/host side of things who participate in them think much more of them and much differently of them than do the people who look after the business/administration side of this site.
eh, maybe you should email cc and ask them about the emag and any possible coming contests directly....if you're looking for a definitive answer, that's what i would do if i were you.
RE: If no return of emagazine then no return of the forum
If we havent got many replies here from those who r interesting in new release of eMagazine it doesnt mean nobody is interesting in it...there r not many hosts who read the forum and post here, so we can't check it, as well as we dont know what is the return of emagazine for CC and for hosts who take a part in contests...but definitely the theme of naughty college girls would be a good one for cc-Magazine :)
RE: Is there no a theme to base around?
The return is making the site interesting and giving people things to do here to keep them here, where they might wander into a chathosts vid chat room. Also, to bring attention to hosts that some of us wouldn't have noticed before. Same thing with this forum.
RE: used to be ~ OT
As does the hilarious AC.
Oh my ... I feel sure my sides will split from laughter... you are just such a SHINING WIT (as the Rev Spooner used to say) ;) How do you do it?
TNTSSTTAAC
Oh my ... I feel sure my sides will split from laughter... you are just such a SHINING WIT (as the Rev Spooner used to say) ;) How do you do it?
TNTSSTTAAC
Pay per view
I hope I'm not sounding too dumb asking this. I haven't registered yet.
I came across this site by an invite from a girl on Lost Cherry site. Should I assume that all these kind of invites are pay per view? Is there a way of knowing when checking out the site or must I take her word for it?
I came across this site by an invite from a girl on Lost Cherry site. Should I assume that all these kind of invites are pay per view? Is there a way of knowing when checking out the site or must I take her word for it?
RE: Pay per view
Ummm not sure I quite follow you there.. Pay per view..? All videos are pay per view unless a host specifically specifies it as being free which so do for promotional reasons but it is quite rare and will absolutely not contain any kind of nudity.
I suggest if you are new you read the viewers FAQ on the left of this screen and familiarise yourself with the procedure and the payments as necessary. Please pay particular attention to the ECA, which will save a bit of embarrassment if you find a hosts you are enjoying the company of and you get cut off.
Otherwise I think it is fair for you to go into hosts rooms and start talking to them and asking them any missing questions you might have. Bear in mind that not all hosts speak perfect English but quite often that is not really a requirement is it? :)
TNTSA
I suggest if you are new you read the viewers FAQ on the left of this screen and familiarise yourself with the procedure and the payments as necessary. Please pay particular attention to the ECA, which will save a bit of embarrassment if you find a hosts you are enjoying the company of and you get cut off.
Otherwise I think it is fair for you to go into hosts rooms and start talking to them and asking them any missing questions you might have. Bear in mind that not all hosts speak perfect English but quite often that is not really a requirement is it? :)
TNTSA
How Safe
I'm new to this and started to fill in the form. I'm very wary about giving my credit card details. I've been done before by so called reputable companies namely Napster and Vistaprint. Although I got my money back eventually I dont want to go through all that hassle ever again. How can I be assured that this site is safe? Are there any alternative methods of age verificatiion?
RE: How Safe
Best is to send an email to CC to ask ;)
I'm here for 4 years and the ones I know never had problems with their credit card here..
Welcome :)
I'm here for 4 years and the ones I know never had problems with their credit card here..
Welcome :)
RE: How Safe
Far as I know CC are extremely responsible when it comes to members details. And are quick to refund if mistakes are made. That being said... in 4+ years I cannot think of a single occasion when this has happened.
Safe? Safe as anything on the internet can be safe. But pretty high up there among the banks and credit companies.
TNTAHTPW
Safe? Safe as anything on the internet can be safe. But pretty high up there among the banks and credit companies.
TNTAHTPW
RE: How Safe
Four years for me too and no problem with any credit cards. I think that the security on this site is better than a lot of others and I am sure you will have no problems. But as someone else suggested, write directly to CC and ask about their online security measures ... they are good people and will write back almost immediately.
RE: How Safe
I've never had any problems with my credit card at CC. I have however had a problem traced to using it at a local pizza chain. Internet isn't 100% safe, but then again neither is the "real world"
RE: How Safe
Age verification is not really the point of entering credit card data...clearly it is to put the member in a position to start spending money. I suspect CC is as safe as any online enterprise..maybe a little safer. I would not be worried. If a mistake in their billing is made or if you have a dispute about a charge....in my experience....CC has been very good. Go to town.
RE: How Safe
I've been a member and a regular viewer here for over 3 years and I've never had any credit card fraud problems caused by giving my credit card information to CC. However, there is a potential hidden danger lurking here once they have that info. It sneaks up on you monthly, usually in the mail, and goes by the name of "monthly statement" ;-P To make matters even worse, it might hide under one of it's other names, specifically "minimum payment due" and "credit limit" :-)
I can't tell from your nickname which gender you prefer, but for me, the availability of hundreds of friendly, gorgeous women with whom to chat quickly caused me to register my second card with CC. The one with the big credit limit, lol.
So it all depends on your pesonal resistance to temptation and addiction I guess because the recreational choices here are plentiful. Welcome, new member, and remember to always be polite, relax, and have fun! After all, you can't take it with you :-)
I can't tell from your nickname which gender you prefer, but for me, the availability of hundreds of friendly, gorgeous women with whom to chat quickly caused me to register my second card with CC. The one with the big credit limit, lol.
So it all depends on your pesonal resistance to temptation and addiction I guess because the recreational choices here are plentiful. Welcome, new member, and remember to always be polite, relax, and have fun! After all, you can't take it with you :-)
RE: How Safe
I recently got an email from a "nadia" askin me to verify my info by fillin out a form and sendin it back..and to send a photocopy of a photo ID..is this legit, or a scam from a hacker or somethin?
RE: What prefer people.........
Depends on the location, the mood, the music. I have to thank Barry White and Teddy Pendergass for many a hot night. Classical works sometimes ...rock other times...I love music and have it on almost all the time so I guess it is a moot question.....besides the screams and moans eventually drown out the music...or is that a music of a different type?
RE: What prefer people.........
Hmmmm....wild, passionate love making and music, huh? All of a sudden I can't get Ravel's Bolero out of my head :-)
RE: What prefer people.........
Best music to make wild , passionate love with, Wipe Out by The Surfaris!
Happy Birthday Wheelyking999
I know right now it's about the end of your birthday but I wasn't here yesterday.
Happy Birthday to You
I wish you luck as much as the number of stars above your head at night.I wish you fun as much as the number of sand pieces in all oceans.Keep smile, and take care
Happy Birthday to You
I wish you luck as much as the number of stars above your head at night.I wish you fun as much as the number of sand pieces in all oceans.Keep smile, and take care
RE: ...sex with a girl...
If it happened in my subconstient I wouldn't know :P
But yes.. I did think about it...
But yes.. I did think about it...
RE: ...sex with a girl...
Thing is hubby wants to be there when it happends :))
and I even thought if the girl.. if I ever wanted it to happen and she would agree hehe
and I even thought if the girl.. if I ever wanted it to happen and she would agree hehe
RE: ...sex with a girl...
Can I come too Psy :P
If your friend doesn't agree maybe enigma would :)
I promise I won't make too much noise with my crisps and fizzy juice:D
If your friend doesn't agree maybe enigma would :)
I promise I won't make too much noise with my crisps and fizzy juice:D
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
Try turning it around abd asking the same question to a guy.
Howv many of you guys who are straight have ever thought of having sex qwith another guy?
Howv many of you guys who are straight have ever thought of having sex qwith another guy?
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
*blush* now I really would want to know who you are ( I have to admit I like my eyes, probably the only thing I like about me hehe )
thank you, that's sweet of you :)
INYF don't know if you can come, let me see if I'll ever do it :))
thank you, that's sweet of you :)
INYF don't know if you can come, let me see if I'll ever do it :))
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
The mystery deepens... for Psy not to like you there must have been something of a clash of personalities.. wonder if that means I know you too ;)
The gears whir..
TNTPOL
The gears whir..
TNTPOL
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
Ummm the hosts I don't like where in the same studio as me, and as far as I remember, they don't work anymore, so.. don't know.. anyway.. thank you once again, you're a sweetheart
Kisses
Kisses
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
Maybe some had a change of heart and missed you once you were gone Psy ;) Stranger things have happened in my experience. Can't fault her on the pretty eyes though but, of course, that is not all that is pretty :P
Methinks though, the side stepped issue about whether I might know her or not colours things :P But then that would be because the entire CC world revolves around me as some would have you to believe. Hehe..
TNTIACM
Methinks though, the side stepped issue about whether I might know her or not colours things :P But then that would be because the entire CC world revolves around me as some would have you to believe. Hehe..
TNTIACM
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
I doubt any would have changed :))
But either way, it's nice to know there's someone that likes me in this big big world :)
But either way, it's nice to know there's someone that likes me in this big big world :)
RE: if the girl is looking like Psy
Grrrrr damn you ro-host now you have got me even more intrigued :P
Only on a Saturday Night
Hi enigma I am a guy mostly but on a Saturday night I do like to dress up as a girl and go out and sell my body to unsuspecting men.
I wanted to join Psy's husband in watching her and her very very very sexy eyes having sex with another girl (as you can see I was even willing to bring the crisos and fizzy juice).
So can I come and watch you and your gf instead enigma ?
I wanted to join Psy's husband in watching her and her very very very sexy eyes having sex with another girl (as you can see I was even willing to bring the crisos and fizzy juice).
So can I come and watch you and your gf instead enigma ?
RE: ...sex with a girl...
ooooooh, secrets secrets.........ok, that is even more interesting now......
RE: Why not
It's not only for hosts, I for one, am not anymore :P and like this guys can peek as well.. and even interfere.
Any further questions?
Any further questions?
RE: Why not
You trying to say that TNT and I am interfering with this post Psy ? :P
As for your queston about any more questions the answer is yes.
What colour are your beautiful eyes ?
As for your queston about any more questions the answer is yes.
What colour are your beautiful eyes ?
RE: Why not
Nooooo I could never say you're interfering, wrong choice of words.. Participate, voila, better :D
My eyes.. heh depends :) but most of the times, green(ish) and they have some special brown spots on..
My eyes.. heh depends :) but most of the times, green(ish) and they have some special brown spots on..
RE: Why not
Ok, I have the solution. Take all the girls in this post and throw them all into one big bed and all of you go at each other. That's my dream. :D
Be Happy!
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
RE: Be Happy!
Everything's so clear to me now.
I'm the King of the Cheese and you're the Lemon Merchant.
I'm the King of the Cheese and you're the Lemon Merchant.
RE: Be Happy!
When will the voices stop screaming in my head....save yourself...kill them all.
Doctors' favorite patients
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
Moral of the story is......
once upon a time in the farm yard a little chicken was walking by a big muddy field and saw the farmer's horse stuck ing the muddy field, the hosre pleaded with the chicken to help him out of the mud. The chicken being so small could not pull the horse out of the mud. Thinking quickly the chicken ran over to the barn , jumped on and started up the farmers Harley-davidson motorcycle, rode it over to the muddy filed , through the hosre a rope, tied it off to the back of the motorcycle and pulled the horse out of the mud. few weeks later the horse is walking bye a little mud puddle and the chicken is all mired down in the mud and can't get out, the chicken reminds the horse how he got the Harley-Davidson and pulled the horse out of the muddy field, and asked the horse to do the same for him now, instead the horse straddled over the mud puddle , let all his horse cock dangle down , told the chicken to grab hold of his cock and pulled the chicken out of the mud. Moral to the Story: If you are hung like a horse you don't need to ride a Harley-Davidson.
PS: I am a Honda dealer LOL
PS: I am a Honda dealer LOL
RE: Moral of the story is......
well...well...when im stuck on the mud also will u get your honda motorcycle also and pull me off....:D:D:D
RE: Moral of the story is......
You will never be stuck in the mud with me around, and if you want a ride anytime! your seat is reserved, muhka ko! Uwi na tayo kakainin ko puli mo!
RE: Moral of the story is......
be careful with your cars, bikes and cocks,guys:) there is a joke abt one woman who stopped a car on a road and when she took her seat she said to a driver that she didnt have sex for long and needed a man.a driver was confused and said u know im not that kind of guy...woman pleaded and asked at least t let her make him a bj.Such an offer poor guy couldnt refuse so it happened....While he drived she was making her bj, a man full of excitement caught her ears and kept them tight, he moaned,screamed at last...and..he was the reason of a car accedent,their car flew away from the road.When a man felt enough life in his body and brain he got out of the car and suddenly saw he is still keeping woman's ears in his hands.Damn, he thought.I must find that woman and give them to her,maybe surgents will be able to help her to sew them...He looked around but didnt see this woman so he asked a man passing by.Have u seen a woman here without ears?a man amswered: and with a cock in her mouth?
Moral of the stoty is:dont offer your car to a strange people in trouble(even bike:) ) and ecpecially dont offer your cock:p
Moral of the stoty is:dont offer your car to a strange people in trouble(even bike:) ) and ecpecially dont offer your cock:p