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well
i had a few beers, saw a few cute girls on the drive around, didnt fix or break my truck. and earned a few dollars.
oh an watched a load of porn.
all in all, a good weekend:D
oh an watched a load of porn.
all in all, a good weekend:D
To Laugh or not to Laugh 2...the Sequel
A guy walked into a bar, wearing 3 piece Armani suit, with a muscular body but with a head the size of a golf ball. The bartender asked him what happened to his head? The guy explained that one day while fishing on his boat he caught a beautiful mermaid. The mermaid said that if he let her go she would grant him 3 wishes. He agreed and for his first wish he wanted to be rich...POOF, money started to fall from the sky. For his second wish he wanted a body like Hercules...POOF, his body was covered with muscle everywhere.
While he was thinking of his last wish, he noticed her beautiful face, her full firm breasts with hard pink nipples and stared to feel horny, so he asked her, "Hey baby, how about a little head?"....POOF.
While he was thinking of his last wish, he noticed her beautiful face, her full firm breasts with hard pink nipples and stared to feel horny, so he asked her, "Hey baby, how about a little head?"....POOF.
European man looking for summer compagnion !
Hi !
I am a european 36-year old man, that is looking for a woman / girl to spend the summer with in Belgium, the capital of chocolats !
We'll travel to other mayor European cities, eat in fancy restaurants, do some photo-shoots, see movies, visit spas, get massages and generaly have fun together. Sex is not a requirement as such, but if we both like each other...
Oh, did I mention that we got alot of chocolats ?
All costs on my, of course. Even tough I will not pay in advance, to keep fake peopel away, I will pay your trip back as soon as you land.
Send me your CC ID here on my CC mail (my ID is ekfebet, in case you didn't see it) and maybe you'll be spending the summer together !
I am a european 36-year old man, that is looking for a woman / girl to spend the summer with in Belgium, the capital of chocolats !
We'll travel to other mayor European cities, eat in fancy restaurants, do some photo-shoots, see movies, visit spas, get massages and generaly have fun together. Sex is not a requirement as such, but if we both like each other...
Oh, did I mention that we got alot of chocolats ?
All costs on my, of course. Even tough I will not pay in advance, to keep fake peopel away, I will pay your trip back as soon as you land.
Send me your CC ID here on my CC mail (my ID is ekfebet, in case you didn't see it) and maybe you'll be spending the summer together !
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
how much are you paying ? and photo shoots means naked pics right ???
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
He's saying that he will reimburse the travel costs, not pay them upfront: he is not "paying" anything in the sense in which I take it you mean.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
Hmmm, perhaps I should have worded that better, it is indeed unclear. I will not only pay the travel costs but I will also pay a fee for your time. And I will also pay all the chocolates !
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
You can find such a VERY accomodating girl on some escort sites for a few hundred euro per day. Try a google search.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
I'd love to take you on your offer, can we go to the movies, my favorite is "The Crying Game", I hope you haven't seen it yet..because...errr, mmmmm,
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
never not belive , when man spoke about he will pay . not know , and not belive. maybe he good man who know
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
Geezzzzz dude, call up a local call girl agency. These are webcam models, not call girls.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
Actually, some are. And some are in for a good time with a few bucks thrown their way after.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
True, maybe some are, but at least he can have a little more peace of mind using someone from a professional escort agency. From some of the stories I've read here, he would probably get robbed being accompanied by someone independent. However, if he were to get robbed by someone working under an agency (which is unlikely), he can always go after the agency.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
LOL.... That's rich. Expecting an organization dealing in prostitution to refund your money. They cover their butts with a very detailed disclaimer.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
should I bring my own roofies or will you have them already?
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
See? There are indeed some girls here willing to perform escort services to guys willing to pay for them. Of course, most on both sides of the conversation may be full of it, but I wish them both the best.
Jot down this girl's name as one willing to perform true escort service, as it is sometimes asked for here.
Jot down this girl's name as one willing to perform true escort service, as it is sometimes asked for here.
RE: European man looking for summer compagnion !
She is attractive and has a nice body with ample breasts. If she was offering her services in reality she would certainly be on my interview list, subject to negotiation.
Certain details of her face make me think I know her under a second screen name. If that's try I can highly recommend her personality.
Certain details of her face make me think I know her under a second screen name. If that's try I can highly recommend her personality.
usa or canadian girls
while i enjoy chatting girls from eastern europe and brazil, i would like to chat with girls from either canada or usa. Can anyone recommend girls from there?
RE: usa or canadian girls
in search chathosts under build select BBW that will answer your question
RE: usa or canadian girls
On a serious note, obesity is a significant health problem in the US.
RE: Hi!!!
Well, my gout is acting up again and of couse my diverticulitis keeps me on the toilet all hours of the night. I think I'm getting my dandruff under control now ( I just wear white shirts now) and I found out where that strange odor was coming deom, turns out I had half a tuna sandwhich hiding out for a week in one on my rolls of fat. Other that that, Im dandy, how are you?
McD
I haven't eaten a hambuger at McDonald's in years once I discovered how bland and flavorless they were. I was recently assured that the quarter-pounders were larger and retained moisture and taste.
It's a lie! McDonalds sucks BIG TIME. Always has and always will.
It's a lie! McDonalds sucks BIG TIME. Always has and always will.
RE: McD
Pulling vegetables out of the group, subjecting them to a drowning before cutting their lifeless bodies up into piece is also murder :-)
RE: McD
Thats funny. "meat is murder" hahahahaha. Before they were driven from their land, the Indians (Native Americans) lived because of the buffalo. Yes, it provided them food, but it also goes way beyond that. The buffalo also provided shelter and clothes. The buffalo was also worshipped. "Meat is murder" Think about that next time you put on your leather belt, or coat, or even your leather shoes.
RE: McD
no wonder so many guys worship shoes (feet), I thought they were just strange, turns out the are fowwlow the rituals of the native americans
RE: McD
McD is yum yum)) But im on a diet for several months so i cant eat it anymore:((((((( But i let myself eat 1 cheeseburger with a milkshake once in a while))
RE: McD
I don't wear leather and I don't live in a teepee. I find cloaking myself in the skin of a murdered animal just as immoral.
If you can justify it though, hey, bully for you.
If you can justify it though, hey, bully for you.
RE: McD
You're going to have to stop. I can barely breathe. Plus its hard to see through the tears. You are a funny funny person.
RE: McD
I've worked at McDonald's restaurant. For a month. Since the day I left I havent had a single burger there. And that was three years ago.
RE: McD
I heard that. My grandmother worked at a meat processing plant before there were regulations. She wouldn't even be in the same room as bologna.
RE: McD
that's weird, I can't stand to be in the same room as tofu ... maybe your granny and I have a similar condition ...
Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work at his age. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament :
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son :
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
tomato garden, but it was very hard work at his age. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament :
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son :
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
RE: Can someone please translate this for me?
I want to suck your pretty nipples before taking your jolietit to you bottom of black ?
RE: Can someone please translate this for me?
somebody translate it - I ran it thru a translator and got the same answer as the post by "hmm". But I don't understand the last part.
my version
I want to suck your pretty ones let us suckle before to take you your joli^etit bottom of black
...and the correct version
"I want to suck your pretty tits before taking your pretty little asshole."*
*I'm reasonably sure the ^ in the sentence was a typo. It should have been a "p", in which case the word is "petit" (=little). As to "cul de black," the word "cul" is a bit idiomatic, but in this case it's safe to translate it it "asshole" (literally "black ass" or "black hole." As to why he used "black" instead of "noir", it's anybody's guess)
*I'm reasonably sure the ^ in the sentence was a typo. It should have been a "p", in which case the word is "petit" (=little). As to "cul de black," the word "cul" is a bit idiomatic, but in this case it's safe to translate it it "asshole" (literally "black ass" or "black hole." As to why he used "black" instead of "noir", it's anybody's guess)
Hello
Hello ladies&gentlemen! i havent been in cc for 3 days. What's new? who has any interesting news?
RE: Hello
i don't know who are you but thank you so much :) i am glad to hear these words (kisses)
RE: Hello
Only thing new is the new rule that you have to give members free videos if they say....Pretty Please.
RE: reason
I was going to the Doctor to have a vasectomy and I rented a tuxedo. My friends asked...why the tuxedo? I said if I am going to be impotent I want to look impotent.
RE: Redhead girls
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
RE: Redhead girls
i adore redhead girls, my first wife had long red hair to her waist. mmmmmmmmm, something special about red haired girls!
RE: Redhead girls
Redheads are actually the children of Gilgamesh the ancient Redheaded gian God of the Sumerians and are the sexiest women on earth! I LOVE redheaded women(every chance I get!) All Redheaded women please contact me!!!
RE: Redhead girls
That redhead from the movie Cry Wolf is a hottie. The redhead from That 70s Show too.
Hot is hot, but add red hair and blue eyes and it makes for a much hotter hottie IMHO.
Hot is hot, but add red hair and blue eyes and it makes for a much hotter hottie IMHO.
RE: Redhead girls
the hottest chick is that 1 who wont say"piss off softcock"to me.still looking & waiting.
Vladivastock
Where are the hosts from Vladivastock? AND DO NOT SAY VLADIVASTOCK!!!! I mean are there any here on CC ?
RE: Vladivastock - the studio
It makes you wonder how many studios some cities have and why.
Cities like Yaroslavl and Rostov and Manila seem to have several each, while others seem to only have one, because if it closes ALL girls from there disappear.
I wish we knew how many each city had. It's my nature.
Cities like Yaroslavl and Rostov and Manila seem to have several each, while others seem to only have one, because if it closes ALL girls from there disappear.
I wish we knew how many each city had. It's my nature.
RE: just.........
Love is a rose, but you better not pick it.
Only grows while it's on the vine.
Hand full of thorns and you'll know you've missed it.
Lose your love when you say the word, "mine."
Only grows while it's on the vine.
Hand full of thorns and you'll know you've missed it.
Lose your love when you say the word, "mine."
RE: just.........
That's why sex is better...it's like a weed, just keeps growing back again ;)
RE: just.........
Love is like a vase. Sometimes it better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to paste together.
RE: just.........
My last bf told it to me when we were breaking up:) So i heard it from him. Dunno who was the author tho)
MistyGirly
anybody had her? how'd ya like her? she looks like a hottie but not much or good pictures posted.
RE: to hehe
I am not laughing at the fact you do not know who she is, but at the fact that you said 'What is it?'
It's no alien dear, its a person just like you and me ;-)
It's no alien dear, its a person just like you and me ;-)
RE: to Mark
We would leave many things behind us if only we could be sure noone will want them. Sometimes you just keep things for yourself just not to let others have them.
P.S. sorry Gort, i don't know what your message refers to, so no comments in particular.
P.S. sorry Gort, i don't know what your message refers to, so no comments in particular.
RE: to Mark
So that's why you keep all your old knickers and don't ever throw them out :(
Spoilsport :)
Spoilsport :)
RE: to Mark
thats why im such a nice generous guy, i own everything and everyone, i just you all use all my things.
i just wanted to say that cus, well, i just wanted to and i can, so i did :p
i just wanted to say that cus, well, i just wanted to and i can, so i did :p
RE: to Mark
well in that case johnz... u need to change the oil and do a tune-up on your car cuz i noticed it is getting harder to start and the gas mileage is getting worse. oh and while ur at it... the grass needs to be mowed, the gutters need to be cleaned, windows washed, toilets scrubbed, cc bill payed, cat fed, dog walked... come on johnz, this stuff isn't gonna do itself, take care of ur stuff. and the neighbor called and said he has a list of stuff u need to do at your other house he is living in when ur done with that. ;)
trip
just drop by to see how you all doing around the country--missed you all community room chat people--stay cool-----ohhh wait here is something to think about:
If you won a all pay expense trip to one of these countries where would it be and I might add what lovely lady would you like to take with you (of course speaking from the movie stars actresss or actor) not here at cc world---stay cool all---love you all, kisses and hugs for the women and hand shakes for the men
If you won a all pay expense trip to one of these countries where would it be and I might add what lovely lady would you like to take with you (of course speaking from the movie stars actresss or actor) not here at cc world---stay cool all---love you all, kisses and hugs for the women and hand shakes for the men
RE: trip
no i think he meant--didnt want anyone getting offended naming names here that you do in the viewer forum....mine would go to Greece with Tom Cruise
RE: trip
I wud go to Hawaii with Daniel Craig)) Mmmmmmmm)) Or Johny Depp)) Daniel is better tho))
RE: trip
opps sorry ladies i forgot to type in actor,, i quess i was so much on focusing on my trip.... hey Akina missed you girl and all the gang,, I hope to be back soon---stay cool, have fun and smile and give all a hug and kiss from me you hot, sexy, smartt, beautiful lady....
RE: trip
No fun without you chaser...!so come back soon & pls.be safe there!Missing yah!hugzzzzz...!
Video PLAYBACK of PAST session
If a host bounces between non-adult or little shy and Instant Action and sometimes has "video playback of past session", is there a way to know what category the playback is from?
I mean I don't want to pay for a playback of a "friends & family" vid.
I mean I don't want to pay for a playback of a "friends & family" vid.
RE: Stars***
Abovexbeyond has 4.5/5 stars. Mybeauty4u has 4.5/5 stars. So beautiful looking women have high ratings too.
RE: Stars***
is not just about how beautiful the hosts are - would be no need to have a star rating as we can all look at pictures to decide who we like the look of.
the star rating should be about how good THE SHOW is - ie, video quality, whether the hosts performs what you wanted and what she promised, how sexy you feel it is, is she sitting there ignoring you (see the detectives post), and whether it is basically fun
the star rating should be about how good THE SHOW is - ie, video quality, whether the hosts performs what you wanted and what she promised, how sexy you feel it is, is she sitting there ignoring you (see the detectives post), and whether it is basically fun
RE: Stars***
i think sometimes you have a fairly good idea quite quickly that the show isn't going to be what you are looking for.
But i think it is unfair about the 1 star if connection problems are on viewers side.
but unless there is some cheating going on it does seem that generally the same hosts have much the same ratings from one week to the next - up half or minus half etc which suggests that connection problems on the viewers side cannot be all that common
But i think it is unfair about the 1 star if connection problems are on viewers side.
but unless there is some cheating going on it does seem that generally the same hosts have much the same ratings from one week to the next - up half or minus half etc which suggests that connection problems on the viewers side cannot be all that common
RE: Stars***
first of all its very rude to say 'ugly'.for somebody that girl whom u call ugly s most beautifull! second- if girl has many privates - her rating can get lower coz soem of members can rate he 1or 2 start only because she s too beautifull and he never get her in real life!
RE: just curious..
My old girlfriend told me she "massaged the little man in the pink boat" if I was out of town for a few weeks/month.
RE: just curious..
You're not guilty, just normal. The only women who could be guilty would be nuns. :P