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the book has been released now, get a copy for your christmas stockings gifts,,,,hehe

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Can any hostesses here make a 3 leaf clover with their tongue?

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Hi everyones, I new here. Hope to make some friend :D ;-)

the last 2 post getting long--so here is a new one.....
"who said Life is Good"

life is love )))

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looking for some to chat with topless with puffy nipples

Merry Christmas ....to you

Joe and I had been drinking buddies and friends for years. After having a few drinks, I said to Joe, we have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor, get the best bottle of Irish Whiskey you can find and poor it over my grave. Joe replied, I would be glad to do that for you my old friend, but would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first.
P.S. I hope hmm, don't take this the wrong, by saying this happen to him/her......

When you're a vacume cleaner salesman

An agreement for Japan to abandon its plan to kill humpback whales in the Southern Ocean this summer could be finalised later this week.

Japan's scientific whale kill in the Southern Ocean this summer is to include up to 50 humpback whales.

Australia will lead a high-level diplomatic protest against the plan in Tokyo later this week.

The US Ambassador to Tokyo has revealed that Japan may agree to abandon the humpback kill because of the concerns, and the ABC understands the agreement could be signed off on later this week.

Japan still plans to kill up to 900 minke whales under its program, which is conducted under scientific research provisions of the International Whaling Commission.

Japan says it is not concerned about Australian plans to send monitoring ships to watch its whale kill in the Southern Ocean this summer.

The Federal Government will send a ship, the Oceanic Viking, and a surveillance jet to monitor Japan's activities.

Japan plans to kill up to 1,000 whales in the Southern Ocean as part of what it says is its scientific research program.

Tomohiko Taniguchi from Japan's Foreign Ministry says the Australian plan will not be a problem, as long as there is no interference with Japanese ships.

"It is totally up to the decision of the Australian Government to do whatever it wants to do, so I don't have any comment on what the Australian Government will do or will likely do about Japan's whaling activities," he said.

i entered the text chat of a host. She was in one to one video, and i could not type anything. When she finished i said hi and suddenly, everything that was on screen disappeared. and got no responses from her.

when i entered into video, there was a message in pink letters saying something like " you're no longer ignored....."

i assume she had ignored me on the text chat and turned it when she was getting $$ from me. Her story is that is a cc feature that ignores members in text chat when she is in video and stayed likt that after she finished.

Is that thing possible? or she just think i am really gullible

greetings

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I was driving home last night from the city and I had a little too much to drink and of course, my car was weaving all over the road. A cop pulls me over, "He asked me, where have I been" I ask why, did I missed something or was I speading, he said no and ask me again, where you been." I said I've been to the bar downtown of course, celebrating my anniversity. Well the cop said it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening, I said I did alright, nothing to brag about, but I am having a hard time of hearing. He said did you know a few intersections back your wife fell out of the car. Oh no I said, omg, thanks heaven officer, I thought I'd gone deaf.
.....chaser...

Research indicates that assets of just $2,200 per adult place a household in the top half of the world's wealthiest. To be among the richest 10% of adults in the world, just $61,000 in assets is needed. If you have more than $500,000, you're part of the richest 1%, a United Nations study says. Indeed, 37 million people now belong in that category.

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

\"Are you the manager?\" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. \"Actually, no,\" he replied.

\"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,\" she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

\"I\'m afraid I can\'t,\" breathed the bartender.. \"Is there anything I can do?\"

\"Yes. I need you to give him a message,\" she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender\'s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

\"What should I tell him?\" the bartender managed to say.

\"Tell him,\" she whispered, \"There\'s no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room

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As I had stated earlier Ekaterina was possibaly comming back to Cam Contacts. Well today she logged on her xxFLUFFYxx name.
I miss her and am happy shes back.

why don't we act on what we know. The question is when you do find out, will it be to late?

Tonight was our big class debate in the community chat room on "How to begin a great relationship". I would like to thank everyone in the community chat room who gave their insights and personal experiences to help out. I want you to know that I used some of your ideas of what you all gave-thanks,, I cant wait still our next class debate-cool

Well I don't have any children, but a friend passed this on to me and I just felt the need to share (Not to mention the urge to try #25, no skipping ahead) ...

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.


8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.


10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.


11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12. Super glue is forever.


13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.


14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.


15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.


16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.


20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.


21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.


22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.


24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.


25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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