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21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

21 things you can only say in front of your family when it's Christmas:

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing

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Host Forums

Hi,

I left a negative but honest comment in a host forum which has been removed. I left this comment as other viewers might like to know my experience...any way of gettng the post put back??
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write it again. if she gets rid of it again its because she knowes its true or isnt inteligent enough to write a response. there for, if you feel strongley enough put it in the viewers forum. happy xmas

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so using your theory anything that is left in a forum is lies because you said if she removes it again it will be because it's the truth.

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I wouldn't say lies...just unfavorable truths that might share unwanted unmarketable light on that particular host. Of course, others may have a totally different experience...so what's your point?

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my point is that some dude's theory has more holes in it than a colander.still from the babble of your post i can see 2008 will be upon us before your cogs have deciphered it.

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No. Hosts have the ability to delete comments in their own forums as they see fit. if it was so important, post here or in viewer forum.

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leave the msg here where she can not delete it

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He wouldn't do that because she recognize it was him and decide he's more than a jerk (in her mind) by making their little prvt tiff/game a public nusance...and preceived insult to her.

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yeah, can't you see? All those without a penis (host & members alike) stick together when it come to showing a host in a less than flattering light.

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i guess the regular part of your name means you have a scheduled time for your morning movement. you certainly aren't regular any other way

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jesus, this place is depressing.

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yep it sure is, cant belive im here on christmas day......whats the matter with me

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I bet you are a joy at parties eh? that is if/when you ever get invited to them.

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posting on Christmas Day.

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you beat me to that line, now i'll have to spend all day thinking of something not overly witty but lone enough he can take it to his morning movement

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One Day in the Year

To all hosts and members , tomorrow is Christmas day in the Christian Calendar and a time to love our family , friends and ourselves . Its a time to forgive and forget and show compassion for those who are less fortunate , who are ignorant and have little in the way of comfort and happiness . I hope everyone here for this one day can show some love to all and if you cannot .... well what would be your point in dissenting ?
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nice message. here in the States we donate to Salvation Army to support those less fortunate.

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Amen.

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sounds like a right beautiful way to live not just chritmas day, but every day.

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Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . ... . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ... . not piddling in your pants.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short. Dance naked!!!!
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Kelvin the Kiwi

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was on heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Kelvin, a big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Kelvin, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Kelvin was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Kelvin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Kelvin announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Wull," said Kelvin, "You gotta guv me another week to come up with the $500."
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Merry Christmas!

To all my friends and acquaintances at CC, including all the staff at CC, and everyone else, I wish u all a very Merry Christmas from England, and a Happy New Year. I hope 2008 is good for all. Good Luck!
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same to you Howie

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happy holidays to cc staff and hosts with hopes for peace in the new year. i join my family now to celebrate but return soon.

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merry christmas cc members, host and staff and have a happy new year, if you have any money to spare, give to your local abusive children's clinic. From Lisa and I and the rest of the world many blessings bestowed upon you

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merry christmas to all hosts, members and cc staff. i hope you all have a lovley day. im now off out on the piss, so i hope you all have a good a night as i hope im going to.

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Same to you H. and to all at cc!

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RE: Merry Christmas!

Same here Howieb27, CHEERS

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Sorry to nadin

I am most sorry fo to make you shame and to bring shame on myself. I did not know it wrong to discuss vid in comchat, as I see others do before.
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needing phone help

I am trying to call and send sms to a Russian mobile phone number given to me by a host.

The number is 89021XXXXXX. I'm trying to call from the USA. Of course I must begin with 011. But that didn't work sending an sms to her.
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I think u need to remove the 8 at the front. Its 007 fo me in UK but only 10 digits after it. Try removing the 8.

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you have to dial 011, its the international connection from the states even for mobile

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try it like this remove all numbers up to the 9 and add +7...it should look smth like this... +79021XXXXX

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The right answer

its 011-7-9021XXXXXX. It needs the 011!!!

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You need 40 in front - its the country code for Romania, if you use your mobile dial +407.....

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er...he said russia not romania

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duh!

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Don't understand your duh comment. Please explain.

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yeah im with the ploughman....wtf is ur duh comment meant to mean??

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chill out man, enough with the attitude. the 'duh' wasnt ment for you. it was for a member. and even then it was just in jest. chill man, its christmas

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fucking brilliant:))

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I have been SMSing Russia and Romania for years. For SMS you preface the phone number with + then the country code. e.g. +75555555.

To PHONE from the us you use 011 then country code. BTW. I have done this also.

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RE: needing phone help - oops...

The number is 89021XXXXXX - I forgot to say I already tried to change the 8 to a 7. I guess the number might have been dialed right and the message lost in the ether.

(I know there's something about the + that changes the normal method, but I don't know about that method.)

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If it begins with 89, it's a fake number. It's like a girl in the states giving you her number and it starts with 1-800. She is scamming you so give up on her and move on.
Or you couild try to change the 8 to a 7 then change the 9 to a 3, unless she lives near Moscow then change the before mentioned 3 to a 5. On Tues/Wed/Thurs change the 5 to 2.
Happy dialing poindexter.

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you,sir are a first rate goose

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Whats the code for Rostov from united states? Does it make a difference if dialed to a cell phone?

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yeah, you'd be better trying a megafon

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this man is a true gimp. shut it

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try putting 0 before 9 i had similar experience....also might pay to have word with your provider hada tech prob with beeline once before'
another reason...sounds silly but.....might it be a land line, so cannot send sms merry xmas

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change the 8 for a 7 and add + at the begining to send an sms

And chack with your mobile phone company, to see it they have the sms service for her carrier in russia.

I can send, but can´t receive

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To Romanians

What names have their name day / saint day on 24 December?

Thanks.
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Thank you, but I am asking about 24, not 25, December.... I think names like Genia might be 24 but I was not sure and am trying to find out.

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..Eugenia, I asume, as it is her saint day in the Orthodox calendar.

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Carols for CC

How about some suggestions for carols most appropriate to CC. My vote goes to "Oh Cum all Ye Faithful"
I look forward to other suggestions
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clif richards 'cameltoe and wine'

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I've always been partial to "Go Wank Ye Merry Merry Gentlemen"

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I have also remembered the rude version of "The twelve days of Christmas"

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Now that's funny.....

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damn i missed it.

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Deck the Walls with Balls of "Jolly"

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thank god for shyness then.

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Shake ur bum bum, shake ur bum bum, shake ur bum bum by Ricky Martin=))

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On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A pic of him humping a pear tree.

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On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Ugly Dames
And a Pic of him Humpin' a Pear Tree

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On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Maids,
Two Ugly Dames,
And a Pic of him Humpin' a Pear Tree

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oh someone please make him stop

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OK....fair enough...I can take a hint. But I was particularly looking forward to having fun with: Five Golden Rings, Six Geese a Laying, Eight Maids a Milking, Ten Lords a Leaping, Eleven Pipers Piping...

However, I will respect your wish, and remain silent....consider it my very special Christmas gift to you, my little Elf!!! ;)

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Best regards.

sometimes i notice the evil or negative posts comments here, on site, on forum, someone trying to be smart, someone trying to hurt. MERRY CHRISTMASS TO ALL i like people and i like life what ever life is in your opinion i like it anyway.please smile if you read this. thank You.
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I see you are trying to twart my master plan.

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That is a very nice post, ah...

I don't fancy myself a christian, but I do believe in his message. Tolerance and forgiveness exemplified. He surrounded himself with a lot of strange people....not exactly the cream of society, if you know what I mean? Heck, if they hadn't given him the treatment they did, who knows...perhaps he'd still be alive and well and be posting on this board???

Unfortunately, for me, Christ Mass has lost its meaning entirely. It has just become an excuse for getting together with family and friends. Maybe that is not a bad thing.

Merry Christmas to you, too!:)

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I agree...lets take a break from the constant theiving backstabbing manipulation envy avarice greed lust...well essentially the seven deadly sins.

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Highs and Lows for 2007

LOWS:

arrogant hosts: monikababe, sailormoon, newcandy, crazykate, bagirra, and any hosts that didn't thank members for their wins.

abovexbeyond who wins again and comes mainly for contests. Leave it for the locals baby.

com chat room deterioration and non English speakers who can't find their private button.

HIGHS:

Despite some bumps, CC for continuing to provide inexpensive entertainment with top grade customer service.

glamour category which took the duplicity out of non adult.

finally, a rating system that rewards performance.

'Well' who provides coherent, intelligent posts in forums from members viewpoint.

'A little tech knowledge' for providing technical assistance and unbiased commentary to hosts and members.

com chat room for finally implementing English language.

Best group of hosts on the planet.

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nice of Well to be so thankful for Well

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I am not that coherent that early in the morning. I am a Monikababe fan mainly for non CC reasons but I pretty much agree with the rest of your list. CC is imperfect but they keep trying . The members and hosts who are drawn to each other are also imperfect creatures.. Sex and money keep us coming back. Despite that I feel a connection wiith many of the hosts and members. In many ways were are so much alike yet so different. We just want to get through the day and not hurt anyone while doing it. I see the worst of people and the best of people here.

I wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year...though I will probably be back to post before either occurs.

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The idea of this site being some kind of genuine community is fundamentally based upon the host-encouraged and member-deluded illusion that young women sexually are attracted to much older men.

The women the poor fool Observer cites are not as he says, they are fine, just too honest for their own financial gain perhaps. He admires Well. Well, he is entertaining at least. :-)

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ah yes.........another member that decides to badmouth some lovely hosts here for no apparent reason. what gets me is,why do you even bother?? does it make you feel more of a man to say bad things about women that you have never,nor ever will meet? are you that great of a person that you can judge people simply by talking to them online? if that were the case,then i would judge you as being a jerk,but i'm not like that.i have been here for longer than i care to admit and i have never had any problems with any hosts here.ever. maybe they are acting that way towards you because YOU are the problem. just as in real life,not everyone will like you and you won't like everyone but is it really necessary to post things here just because you don't like these certain hosts? cmon,grow up.the hosts that you mention are some of the nicest ones that i've ever spoken with and never had any trouble with them.if you have an issue with them,why not just keep it to yourself? i just don't understand some people.geez.

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i agree. there are some hosts here that im not a great fan of, but i wouldnt dream of comming out and slaging them off. different people will like different girls...each to their own and all that. im sure all hosts here are doing the best job they can but it not easy to please everyone. im sure many of the hosts think the same about you observer, but are not comming out and publicly slaging you off. maby its attention seeking or trying to start controversey. i dont know. anyway enough said. merry christmas to you!!!

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why would a host slag a member anyway? wouldn't that be self-defeating? everyone here is entilted to have their opinions...this is a forum of sorts eh? if you can get by the cc censors that is ;)

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im not saying a host should slag a member off. thats the point. if you had a forum at your place of work, would you want people slaging the staff on it. i wouldnt and its not the point of them. i guess people will disagree but thats my view. if you have a problem with someone and you really feel the need to bitch about them, tell them in there text chat, cc mail or even in their personal forum. yes everyone has an oppinion, but you dont have to bring them to light like this. just go and visit somone else. you may not like certen hosts but there are clearly lots who do like them and thats just the way it is. this forum is turning into a slagging forum and its getting boring. i know lots of people wont agree with me, but i dont care. merry christmas to all hosts and members

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i just don't understand grown men here acting like children, especially in commnunity chat room,, discussions and topics and all that youtube posting so child palying, where are the real men

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ARROGANT haha))And the first one in th list) Does arrogancy means i didnt strip for u? Just curious)

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dear monika. we all know you to be a beautiful woman. whether you strip or not is your business, some judge you through by your often less than sweet demeanor in these forums. merry xmas dear.

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Merry xmas to u too:)

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Arrogance includes a pissy attitude which you have so admirably demonstrated. Therefore, the list stands intact. LOL

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WHATEVA;)

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you just invalidated that entire thread yo started below by exposing yourself to have a really pissy attitude

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now moni...don't get excited...ur colors r showing a bit ;)

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I never hide my true colours anyway;)This is why i got into this list) Some ppl just cant stand the truth:)

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now now...beauty is in the eye of the beholder...imho a little humility travels afar my dear...control that beauty craving to be loved unconditionally?

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Here's a new low:
Some observer thinking the winners should have made kind of acceptance speach for winning a contest and then trying to publicly drag them through the mud for not meeting his (?) idea of how a winner should act.
This isn't the academy awards

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)))))))) Kissy kiss:*:*:*

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do we need a monika defense team? Reminds me of a girl that nearly killed a bicyclist recently...cut 'em off decisively rounding a corner...she parked the car entered a restaurant apparently to meet someone...subsequently a man came charging up with her in tow threatening to punch the bicyclist for "disrespecting his g/f"...mind you...he was not even in the car and didn't witness the incident at all... What was really amusing was watching the girl stand nearby observing in stone faced silence. Oh well, I forgot what my point was but hope you liked the story.

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Don't worry you'll always be on my list :P

As for Monika standing in front of me perhaps my knees would go soft but hopefully my co....

Oh I'm sure you can work the rest out for yourself :D

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hehehe Your probably right..

95% anyways ,, nice observation ..

of course there is a 3rd option , but its rare,,

But anyway , it was a cheap shot, unnecesary, and even more so
not in the tone that we -i mean most of us would wish for in this time of year.
Best wishes to All the hosts, the good the bad the cute the smart,
the shy, the not shy, and specialy to those gems that are just
really nice girls and those with nice shoulders too hehe

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ok, I'll give you the clap

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I have never visited her vid nor chatted nor have I even entered her room by mistake. The remarks she makes on this board is enough to keep me away. So, you see, it is not "in the eye of the beholder" or "we don't know her well enough" or "we fail to understand her", it is that she fails to demonstrate herself as a kindhearted soul and would much rather ridicule than praise. And, she continues to type in CAPS, too. LOL

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I know Monika for a pretty long while, and one thing i can say for sure, she has never been arrogant with me...so maybe if you got to see her pissy mood you had something to do with that...just my 2 coins, because its easy for you people to judge us about some appearances...reading a few posts or seeing us on your pc screen.
Dont forget that even in real life its hard to figure out the personality of the people around us unless we spend a lot of time with them, share with them good and bad moments.So dont just hurry to catalogate someone and judge the people around you.
First of all we should look at ourselves and try to understand why we get bad reactions from others, dont you think ?
Merry Christmas

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a Hi for you too sweety ;)

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Its not imporatnt what ppl think about me, its so whatever, but the most importatnt thing is what ppl i love and care about think) And my friends love me and support me and its really soooo nice what u guys write here, im having a huge smile on my face now))Its the best gift for xmas and new year) Ur kind wordssssss)) Love u babezzzzzzzzzz)))):*:*:* Kissy kiss and merry xmas to u all:)

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To know Mon is to love her. She is the type of girl you dream about when you are alone or feeling reflective or wondering what your life would be like if you made different choices. Some are better people for knowing her. My beloved Ksu.

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Awwwww wb;)

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Oh you guys...Ahhh...Shucks! Reminds me of soap-dish dialogue. So sweet and cheesy it begins smelling rancid.

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And you are so bitter and frustrated that you spit venom even in the days of Christmas...tzk-tzk-tzk....bad baaaad boy, hmmm, you haven't been nice this year at all, Santa is gonna bring you a wood bat as gift...and i hope you don't need the instructions book to figure out how to use it.Just stick it where the sun never shines and push, and spin, spin, spin...satisfaction guarantee and i bet you will become a better person after :)
Merry Shitmas ...ooops,typo...Christmas * to you.

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yes and likewise to all you mary poppins wonderful life wizard of oz disney-fantasy loving out there...dream on...and the world will be a better place.

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take a gander in the thread above.your perfect match awaits you.

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Most of this has already been said but I have to put in my two cents. i doubt that you know Monika or Crazykate because if you did there is now way you would call them arrogant. If you simply look at a host profile its easy to think they might be arrogant. Monika is one of the sweetest women on this planet. If you read her posts here its possible to believe she is arrogant but if you get to know her you will see something totally different. As for Crazykate, she is kind, sweet and funny and far from arrogant. Observations without inspection can often lead to miscalculation. Sometimes you have to read the book and not simply look at the cover. N E way i'm sure i've bored most of you to death as usual. Happy Holiday and i wish u all a great 08.

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i am bored but ur totaly right. happy christmas to each and every person here

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Reading the first page of their book is sufficient. It is like an enormous marquee that reads "STAY AWAY OR RISK PERIL". lol

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aren't you the happy little camper

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He's lucky! He has $2.05.

Now why does this remind me of an old Redd Foxx comedy routine ...

"After my fourth of July show I went out for a while to a nightclub and saw a pretty lady. I go up to her and say "Hey foxy momma," that's what I call pretty ladys foxy mommas, it works for me. I say, "Hey foxy momma, what time do you have to be home?" She looks at me and says, "How much money you got?" I look at her and say, "Ten thousand, four hundred, seventy-three dollars and forty-seven cents." She smiles and says, "Christmas!"

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hehehe....funny...reminds of a Bill Clinton joke....but right now I'm too damn tired to tell it. ;)

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haha, that clinton joke reminds me of a GW joke, but I'm too stupid to remember it.

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Sounds like greed to me.

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Since when are we cross referencing post across the forums?
What next; "To confused in the technical forum"?

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wouldn't be that problem if the people in viewers forum understood that anybody, you don't even have to be a member or host or sign in, anybody can read the viewer's forum

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If you are interested....

in having a viewer visit you, then leave your request here. I am a bit tired of leaving messages in hosts's chat and not getting a response. I have to assume you are either busy, sleeping, don't care, or not interested.

So, if you want a viewer, leave your request here.

Thanks.
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RE: If you are interested....

will you reply to all who reply,no exceptions?

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RE: If you are interested....

Then you are not serious. Only the serious need respond.

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RE: If you are interested....

it seems you expect hosts to reply to every mail they get but you are not prepared to do the same.

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RE: If you are interested....

Did not say that nor did I implie that. All I ask is they respond when I enter their chat instead of not responding or closing the chat before any dialog is exchanged. And, besides, it is only good business if they do answer emails,,,but not a requirement since no one here is a professional marketeer nor has the knowledge of good marketing. But, then it is pretty much common sense.

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RE: If you are interested....

nevermind awol...i'll let ya know if ver 1 comes to me and if u missed anything of interest...i'll b waiting ver1 :p

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RE: If you are interested....

Sorry, Imnotsoshy. I guess I should have made a stipulation that I am not gay and do not visit guys. My fault entirely for not catching that oversight.

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RE: If you are interested....

damn and i was so hoping u were so u could b the one that turns me gay too sob sob wimper :((

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RE: If you are interested....

go to videochat and you will get response straight away, don't worry

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RE: If you are interested....

When I do that, they are too busy entertaining others on other sites or sessions. So, what does it matter? A waste of time and money. If they cannot give a kind reply to my "hello" in text chat, then they are not deserving of my attention either. Thus, the original post. I figured if a host would advertise herself here, then that host may be more anxious to let me visit her. However, I have not seen that sort of response. Guess they really don't care...or too busy with other sessions and other sites where they think I can make more money.

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RE: If you are interested....

The same occurs there as well. However, a lot of the Instant Action ladies at least put a sign on their front door..."do not disturb" or "brb" or "sleeping" or "busy" or "go straight to vid". LOL It is all a hilarious comedy anyway.

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RE: If you are interested....

tired of leaving messages? Just how many are you leaving? 100's? 1000's?
Take a hint from the days when people used telegraph messages...STOP.

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RE: what life is?

Live your life everyday like it is your last day on earth. And remember....none of us will say on our death bed...gee I wish I had done another video on CC.

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RE: what life is?

me me me me...self-indulgence...be very proud when u die...u have left the world a better place.

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RE: what life is?

COOL, we "don't take nothing with us".
Then I'm going go out like King Tut, with my assests buried with me. I don't want to have to start a new CD collection in the next life.

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Anybody interested in Bigfoot?

Is anybody here interested in Bigfoot? if so: http://wvbigforum.forumlivre.com
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RE: Anybody interested in Bigfoot?

HMMMMMMMM!

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RE: Anybody interested in Bigfoot?

thanks that was 30 seconds out of my life i will remember forever....not.

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RE: Anybody interested in Bigfoot?

http://steventitchenell.tripod.com/wvbig

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Merry Christmas CC

even though I won f*ck all in your competition :)
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RE: empty CC on Xmas

but just to see if any other guys here also :p

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

im sad, but not that sad. maby boxing day though

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

i will b..but i have no life :p

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

me 2

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Well...Hard...in your case...you might have a point...hehehe...just kidding, of course...I wish you a very Mary Christmas, too.....I mean...well...you know what I mean...

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Come on, shy...now you are just begging for sympathy! ;) Having spoken to you in comchat, I know you're not even near being in a pathetic state..you're honest and have a good heart, my friend!

As for me...I will be reading the forums once in a while and say hi to those who want to be friends and pummel those who are bitter and mean spirited to others here. Reading that last sentence, shy, I realize that I'm the one being pathetic!!! Hehehe...

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dammit ur not meant to tell peeps i have a good heart...he's lyin i swear..i really am an asshole :)

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

dont worry shy, the rest of know he has no clue what he's talking about

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

thx for clearin that one up war :)

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Depends on if hosts will respond to a viewer who has entered their room. Too many hosts here do not respond to members or give any acknowledgement of their existance. I guess the hosts are too busy with other sessions or don't care.

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Feeling the xmas spirit tonite....so I will give you some stellar advice for free. If that happens to you from time to time...just log out and wow to never visit them again. Of course, it could be that she already had 2 viewers before you arrived, so you might want to consider cutting her some slack. If it happens to you ALL THE TIME...I mean consistently...maybe it has less to do with the host...if you know what I mean....? At any rate...so many nice hosts here....so I hope you prefer them to whining. Good luck.

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Not whining. Just stating fact.

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Merry Christmas to you, too! ;)

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

Suck up!!!

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*Uncertain at this time if I will come to cc on Christmas day. I might check in later in the day to see who is here.

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

I'll be here Boxing Day, cos the wife will be at work :D

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Yeah....she'll be at work...or....at least....so she wants you to believe! Hehehe! ;)

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

I bet the comm chat room turns into a saussage fest with all the pretty ladies out with thier real bfs/husbands.

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RE: empty CC on Xmas

well apparently you will enjoy yourself then

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RE: Viewer Forum

Why? Probably for the same reason you might ask about any other product you are thinking about purchasing. You want to know what you're getting.

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what you dont realize (or probabley do) is we spend alot of our hard ernt money here. personally i want to see a girl who i know she is worth spending money on. not every host is to everyones liking. thats why some people like a bit of info on a girl before visiting them. and we are spending money so we are consumers so there for, the girls are products. (dont mean to sound harsh). some very nice products, i must admit

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RE: Viewer Forum

what a right charmer you are guv.

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i was hoping it wouldnt come across like it has. i didnt mean it to be in a rude or nasty way, but im saying if you look at things from a strictly business point of view. there are some lovley girls here who i come to talk to, and yes i know they are people and i enjoy there company, an ofcourse i dont see them as products.it was ment a bit toung in cheek. so please, no disrespect ment.

marry christmas to all

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Mainly they ask that to avoid wasting money in the girls vid and not seeing her naked. And by asking that if they get a reply saying yes i saw her naked then they will go and vid her. But if u wanna know the real reason its cos they are cheap asses and would rather not spend the money to actually find out if she strips or not. :P:))

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you could have saved alot of keystrokes by getting right to the CHEAP part

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Ye but sometimes its personal and for some guys she strips, for some she doesnt. Just cuz she doesnt feel comfy with them;) Sooo..Its still kinda pointles to ask around:)

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RE: Viewer Forum

a little over simplified. sometimes to help other viewers. besides its not different than hosts gossip.

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Then what should be discussed in the "VIEWER'S ONLY" forum? The price of socks?

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Yeah that would be cool.I`m always in need of more socks. Best price i saw so far was 6 pairs for £1.29. :P:))

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Wow £1.29 for 6 pairs. Can you let me know where you saw them and also can you give a decription of their colour and thickness etc :P

Perhaps, if we are lucky, cc will introduce a socks forum.

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wow. thats a great idea. personaly i prefere to spend that little bit extra on my socks for that extra bit of quality. maby like £2.50 for 4 pairs

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futher reason, cos it's her real or imagined bf and he is trying to check if she strips or not for other guys :p

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RE: Viewer Forum

There is also the envy/jealousy factor. A member may go to a hosts vid and she tells him she doesn't strip but the member wonders if she strips for some "special" viewers. This idea is encouraged by the posts in forums which insist that all hosts will strip if a member spends/offers them enough money.

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these big tough men are too shy & scared to ask.trouble is they forget half those that reply are big bags of wind like them & would lie about it so they can feel good about themselves in their little world

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RE: Viewer Forum

To save time and money. It can take a long time to find a girl you like, chat with her and discuss and arrange a video. Even then half of the time the girl will stall, scam or disappoint. A member asks so he does not have to go through that hassle. Plus everyone wants to know just how far and how quickly a host will go. It can be costly to find out she just shows your a nice big smile.

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waiting for you 'well' to give the perfect answer. well done 'well'

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so you prefer to trust the judgement of unknowns.go figure

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No. But if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be a duck. You have to take gushing praise here with a grain of salt. But if several members tell you a host is all around good and she has a star rating to match and a fair price then chances are I am going to stop by. I also use Consumer Reports and Epinions before I go shopping at home. Shoot me.

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I usually do noot go to viewers forum. I stay in general forum and read what people say here more.

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RE: hello everyone

welcome, we're thrilled too

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I am trying to call and send sms to a mobile phone number given to me by a host.

The number is 89021XXXXXX. I'm trying to call from the USA. Of course I must begin with 011. But that didn't work sending an sms to her.
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Use 7 instead of 8 after 011. Hope it helps.

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RE: Happy Birthday ME!! :-D

Happy bday)) Good luck and lots of happiness and $$$$$)))Kiss)

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RE: Happy Birthday ME!! :-D

wow,you certainly sang that with passion.maybe we should all do that when it;s our birthday.hope your birthday is more than you hoped.congratulations!

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RE: Happy Birthday ME!! :-D

well il congratulate you to then. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! much happieness, money and whatever else you wish for. xxx

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How Do you get a visa into USA

i was wondering what is the easiest visa to get into the USA for my girlfriend? Can anyone help me?
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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Marry her :D

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

to go over there and married her and bring her back, and then you can divorced her

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA - easiest

If she is a student she should be easily be able the get a student/work visa fir the summer. As soon as she arrives she can quit that job, come to your city, get a job there and notify Homeland Security of her change in employment.

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA - easiest

pay to bring her here and she'll soon dump u and proceed from there...good luck

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Actaully a K-1 visa aka fiance' visa is easier then a visa for a spousal, takes about half the time usually. You're required to document your relationship so send plenty of e-mails, cards and when your together take a lot of photos. Yes, it is required that you actually meet before you apply for the visa.

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

i don't want to get a fiance visa. we have been together before before and she is no longer a student. i want to get her a tourist visa into the United States. it doesn't seem to easy to get. So i was wondering if it was easier to get a tourist visa.

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duh...

"it doesn't seem to easy to get"

You already answered your question.

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Guy I hate to burst your bubble but the official US State Department policy is that ALL individuals applying for a VISA are coming with the intent to stay and not return to their home country no matter where they are coming from. Trust me I have talked several times to the State Department, my Congressman, and the actually Embassy in Moscow. If she is single under the age of 30 and does not own property and can not show full time employment in a legal job do not waste your time she will be denied. This will cause you other headaches becuase once she is denied she will not be able to get a VISA to any country that the USA shares data with example, France, Italy, England, Germany, etc. trust me on this one I learned the hard way. Forget a tourist VISA it will not happen. Try a student VISA or go finacee VISA otherwise visit her in other countries

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Tourism visa is easy if she can prove she has assets, a career, family, property and other compelling reasons to return to Russia after her visit. If she is single, no kids, no house or car, no job to speak of then it is next to impossible.

Student visa is easy but she must have the liquid assets or cash to pay for the program. That is tuition, fees, books and room and board. Even in a junior college program that amounts to tens of thousands.

Best bet is to meet her in a neutral country where you both can travel to. South America is easily accessible to both US and Russian citizens and is cheap. Spend a week or two there. Mexico is fun too. If it works out then think about a US visa.

Peace.

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Turkey or the Black Sea is much easier and cheaper for Russian. Those places have been Russian touristic destintaion for decades.

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RE: How Do you get a visa into USA

Well it is a l,ong prosess. Be carful here so you not get scammed to. It normaly taks a year to get her over if you marriy some times faster

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