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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

I think the system is fair, if a large enough sample is used, such as over the last 10 to 20 entries. I either give a good rating or "no" rating. When I give "no" rating I do not return to the host, but I feel that what I think may not be what others think; therefore, the "no" rating. That makes it fair to the host.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

well since we all know that there are no rude hosts just rude members, how about if just ban every viewer that doesn't rate 5 stars? would that make you happy?

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now that's an A class persecution complex :--)

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The reason that guys don't pay attention to the Profile Page is that they are so often empty or not helpful, so old they were written by the host that used that name 2 years ago or the English is too rudimentary. If you expect us to study and rely on the Profile Page then we need to be able to assess complaint points to all of them that are not helpful and fully descriptive. No one wants another way to complain about hosts.

If we are to rely on the Archive pics then we need a way to assess complaint points against hosts that don't have good ones, don't have enough of them, don't update them regularly. No one wants another way to complain about hosts.

The one complaint you have that is valid is why complain about the rate a host charges when it it clearly shown?

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

..ever consider that some jealous competitor might send someone in to give you a bad rating?....I think it happens...

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I would never give a bad rating for technical problems or other things outside of the host's control.

I would give a bad rating for deceit, bad attitude, and stalling. All of those things suck in my opinion and are bad business. Good hosts don't do them. What do they mean?

Deceit. After agreeing to something in text chat the host does not deliver. Whether that is partial or full nudity. play, singing Yankee Doodle out of her butt. If she agree to do and doesn't that's deceit. I also include the "yeah I do that in open" hosts who then tell you....oh...you want me to take off this bra??? One to one only.

Bad attitude. Hosts who look like they are washing the dishes during a video. If you are tired I understand. If I see a girl who looks tired I ask...are you tired. Should I come back another day? But look...you chose this line of work...do it with a little enthusiasm or at least some sign of life? I also include in this category hosts who chat with other members during my video. Ok if they are in the video...otherwise...I am paying for your attention.

Stalling....obvious one. A little sexy tease and strip is great. Hopping around like you were stung by a bee while fully clothed for 5 minutes ignoring my messages for 5 minutes is annoying. Plus I told you everthing about me in text chat. And no my name and age are not nice or sexy they are made up like yours so lets get down to business.

Give a good show at a fair price with a smile on your face and you get a 5...always. Be a jerk and lie, stall and act like you just stepped in dog crap...you get a 1. EZ Breezy

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

1! :--))

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Why do host worry about this so much? "'Ohhh, I lost a star from yesterday!" Booohoo, get over it, you are making easy money.
Many have mentioned it only works if certain cirteria is met; objective members, certain amout of time spent, member has to read the profile 1st, blah blah blah, Different strokes for different folks.
You could have the exact same show performed for 5 guys, same outfit, hairstyle, background, lighting, etc and get one or two that loved it and one or two that thought it was average, and mabe one that hated it, let it go, that is the way life is.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

Why do some members post as somebody famous? A little sad me thinks.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

Can't we all just mother-fucking get along already?!?!
Damn, it's almost 2008, people!!!!

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Someone posting as a celebrity makes you sad?!? That's so depressing that something so trivial can bring you down..

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no someone posting as a celebrity makes me think the individual posting must be rather sad

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strange you would think that.

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i wish i could tell you about why some give 5 stars for no reason at all to but it be censored. ask some time but i wont tell.

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.Excellent post. I especially enjoyed the part about your name and age being sexy...haha. Yeah, they always say that, no matter what age you say you are, although, I do use my real name, which is a very common one. Also, my cock is perfect for every host...amazing! And, apparently, every host I ever met in chat is single....wow! When they want to stall, I swear they all read from the same list of questions such as, your work, your hobbies, do you live in a flat or house, do you drive - if yes, what kind of car, what did you do today, what will you do later, do you have any pets - if no, why?, why are you here, what do you look for in a girl, why are you single, why did you end your last relationship, when was the last time you had sex, do you go in for sport, do you like to dance, how long have you been a member, how often do you come here, do you have any favourites here. Except for the last 3, they are all ok, yet annoying, but the last 3 are none of your damn business!!

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

Maybe they thought it was live and you were ignoring them.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

I always give a good rating because

1. It balances out the guys who rate badly for pathetic reasons.

2. I couldn't really care less about the vast majority of other members here.

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#2 a realy pathetic reason for giving a good rating
Over-inflation, just another reason to not give any credibality to those rated 4-5 stars.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

personally, i don't get it. hosts have archives full of photos - you check them out and they either give you a boner or they don't, who gives a toss about anything else?

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Yes huh the boner rating is the only rating I use as well lol

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lol it should be the only reason I feel.. good on ya Imnotyourfirend x

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so sick of this discussion. hosts not wishing to be held to any standard please find another job where quality is not a criterion. abuses at BOTH high and low ends of rating system by both viewers and hosts but still best new thing by cc. ALL SITES have a rating system. whatever our reason is for voting high or low its our right since we PAY for it.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

did i say that cc was not the best environment? what protection you mean about members? what improvements you wish? time? can i be in a vid for 20 minutes (or 5 or 30) and still give a one star to a staller or for broken promise? are we obligated to give 5 stars to all? not all one stars are given by members. are they excused? what about hosts who ask members to come for one minute to give their fave 5 stars? you only complain about one star never 5 stars for wrong reasons. is this fair? do you ACTUALLY believe that all hosts deserve only 5 stars? should cc ban all members who don't give 5 stars? you make the most ridiculous, unbalanced statements i have ever seen on this board.

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they deserve 5 stars if they have to put up with a blow-hard like you,of that i'm certain.

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good god

No you didnt say CC was the best environment.. read the post and take it in… I said that CC was. As you asked some questions.. heres your answers…

Protection from members..
Unlike the majority that I have met there are some that come in just to be abusive and rude. There are some that come in to simply disrupt things. Some come in to ask for illegal activities and ask for things that are just not something you’ll do.. but they don’t always ask politely.. some are just down right nasty. It would be a hosts right to say to them.. no sorry, its that’s what you want you'll have to find someone else. Or those things aren’t allowed and its not worth me losing my job over. And that is exactly how I've said it in the past. Eg .. I had a customer years back as if I would pee on screen and then drink it.. he was quite obviously told no. However… he came back time and time again and asked in open room and disrupted the members who were being good company and eventually I banned him. Something you cannot sadly do on the new system without shutting down your session.

Time…
Why do you think we HOSTS suggested that only viewers who have been in video for a minimum of 2/3 minutes should be allowed to vote at all. It would help to curb those giving out unfair ratings .. both negative and positive. Staying with someone for less than a minute makes all but impossible to get a good view of who they are. Of course if they are sat there picking their backside, not ready for video, or tell you to sod off or not there at all.. then something should be done. You have a way of getting your money back if that happens… and maybe a revision to a tally of refunds given for no presence on webcam shown in profiles is the way to go. BUT if you go into straight into someone’s video without asking what they do and are disappointed that they wont shove a melon up their backside.. you shouldn’t be allowed to give a bad rating. As I know this might shock you… but sometimes… just sometimes it’s the viewers fault for not finding out whats on offer first. Also do you think its fair that the member who jumps and out of other peoples sessions in the vague hope they’ll get the host with their knickers down with the hope that they wont have to spend more than $50C on getting off have the same right to rate someone you may have spent 5-6 minutes with? I wouldn’t have thought so.


As for unbalanced… again RE-READ THINGS!! My post(s) quite clearly state that the system is only a good one when “FAIR PEOPLE are making the choices and deciding the rating. Its when people who aren’t fair when giving out the stars that it falls down” therefore.. or at least I had mistakenly assumed you could figure out that would go both ways… if someone gets 5 stars who doesn’t deserve them.. then anyone with an ounce of intelligence can see that is unfair.

And if we are stating unbalanced, ridiculous statements I would suggest you go back and read your own posts.. and then add misinformed and ignorant to that list.

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RE: good god

hey babe nothing you suggest applies to me as i follow the same philosophy described above by poster "Well" . the way you describe things sounds as though the majority of members are rude when in fact i would guess the opposite is more true. i have always been fair both positively and negatively. just DON't tell me how i should vote. get it!

poor thing has to shut down your system to block. sob, sob.

btw, seems you conveniently ignore hosts themselves and studios that abuse the system. take a poke at them if you dare. yeah right! snowballs chance in july.

re time. it is not the perfect solution. i have been in vid for one minute when another entered and said to the host i return when not busy AND GAVE HER 5 STARS. i guess i abused the system. lol.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

Actually I think it is you who posts the most ridiculous, unbalanced statements. It's like you read only what you want to read and not what is actually written down.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

forgot to mention of all the sites that use a rating system, the one here at cc is the most unbiased and honest system there is. on some sites, negative comments are censored or removed from ratings.

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

nosey you rock!!

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it's my member name so......

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RE: what makes you give a good/ bad rating?

Personally, the only time I will give a host a bad rating is if she is in a adult category like not so shy or instant action and say's she's shy and does not like to do anything, or in any category and ignores me or is rude to me. Other then that it's always a good rating at least 4 stars minimum because they have done there job, they sat there and talked with me, told me or showed me they would do what I asked of them, or easily enough told me they don't like to do what I asked. Now every one has there own opinion on what the rating is for, like some viewers like to just chat with the host and have no “show” and still give a 5 star rating, and other's will take that as they give a good show and give a bad rating because they did not get what they wanted. I don’t really rely on the rating when choosing a host to go in and see, and I don’t go into free chat unless I have talked to the host before and want to return to them, it’s the lest I can do for them since they are doing this as a job, why deny them there work, when they cannot do it to the viewer? I will get off my soap box now, I have said enough because I can continue to go on and on saying the same thing over and over again.

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under 40

why lie about your life, why not up front. first how old are you and than the answers becomes from ages 20 to 60 from members. Now when a member tells me he is under 40 years old i laugh and sometimes i cry. You ask why I laugh, becuase I know lie, why would someone espically on line just about every time you log on here under the age of 40 be here,, just think about it, either he married or just lying, well i can go more into details, but you been there. Now you ask why I cry, well because when i see certian people on here all the time, I think, oh my, what is the problem with your real life has it become that you have to have that much attention from someone now i sad, but glad your here, by the way can you come to my room, I need you
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RE: under 40

i wonder if they got work

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RE: under 40

maby you should think less. firstly im under 40, and before you say i lie, its true what im saying. i have fun in life, i have no problems with the ladys and i come here sometimes just for the fun, oh, and im loaded with cash.

anyway, so what if people tell you a bit of a porky. are all hosts 100% truthful? i hear so many times people say 'this is a fantasy site'. now that you have called half your members liers, thats good of you. just let them get on with it.

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RE: under 40

this is a fantasy site, what does the truth matter?

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truth always matters.the more tales you tell the harder it is to get trust,respect & free videos.lol

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RE: under 40

meaning of fantasy sites: experienced liars

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yes i am :-your beginning to sugar coat your fantasy now,, lots of cash, i happy for you and under 40, i like you more, come to my room now and lets get your story striaghtened out --notice i said striaghtened not bent and by the way im glad your honest now what is your name

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RE: under 40

be easier to go to your room if you posted your name

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thats crafty, saying im honest then asking my real name. theres a difference though between being honest and divulging certian infomation. so whats ur real name, because i would be happy to look at your profile, and if i like i will come and visit you. im telling the truth here as i have no reason to lie. is it hard to believe?

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RE: under 40

I am under 40, not married no kids, i have met someone here who is daer to me, i will go to her soon, i am not a person who lies, i try to be honest. i am shy , i have a good job, nice house.

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RE: under 40

er..im ALOT under 40 and not married...just coz ur a compulsive liar means everyone else is?

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RE: under 40

Sorry to correct you but not all of us lie. I'm 40 and have no problem admitting it. I'm also married and many members and hosts alike have met me in real and can confirm.

In the meantime, I hope 2008 brings a little truth and reality to you life...

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RE: under 40

Maybe you will get the truth when you stop lying about having a boyfriend, about missing a member for reasons other than money, about things you do for other members in one to one and just about everything else you lie about. One thing I have learned about CC. Everyone...repeat...everyone lies. It is the only truth here.

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RE: under 40

well said well. my thoughts exactley.

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RE: under 40

Perfectly said.

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RE: under 40

Well's fawners always post with throw-away names.could it be....

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RE: under 40

damm, they're catching on.

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RE: under 40

you should try replying to yourself as someone else to see if it's even possible.
that'll fill an hour's or so your precious time.... and maybe afterward you can busy yourself some more by making me a ham sammich.

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RE: under 40

i was the one who posted as bull and i dont know who well is and have never replied to his posts before. i just think he was right. am i not aloud to agree then?

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RE: under 40

you post a bull, "fawning" over his post then post as wonderwhy questioning those that fawn over him?
Talk about a split personality.

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RE: under 40

um no...i posted as whywonder, not wonderwhy

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"...i see certian people on here all the time..."

Actually, I stopped my satellite service a couple years ago and use the net for entertainment. So if I'm not here, i'm in my blog or e-mail or on ebay or some other chat program or watching a movie or something.

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RE: under 40

Well I am older then 40 and I admit it on cc. I spend a lot of time here and I still have a regular life.

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RE: under 40

And I love you for it Kaz!

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WANTED AD Personal Secretary

I am in need of the services of a personal secretary.
I'm a dinosaur, so i can say shit like she needs great tits, blonde, beautiful smile, and good sense of humor.
Must be able to work nights. be very flexible, put up with my ups and downs, and all my "HARD" ways.
Any body wants to apply?
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PS The pay sucks

But what a great boss i will be.

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RE: WANTED AD Personal Secretary

how flexible? ankles behind the head flexible?

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RE: WANTED AD Personal Secretary (position taken)

I would like to thank all those who applied to this laying down position.
But the position is now filled.
The successful candidate was a good caring person, very beautiful, and im lucky to have found her.

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HB

is this were you post birthdays...ok wish a lovely young woman a happy birthday: MissCandyCat
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happy birthday missmandy cat

...........kiss

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wanking

how many times can you cum in a 24 hour period??
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5

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RE: wanking

bullshit lol

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RE: wanking

Test it out and then report back. It's you that's asking :)

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RE: wanking

only weakminded ppl wanking all the time!!
i am not joking or trying to be rude!!
try to read medical literature!!!

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RE: wanking

so 'weakminded' is a definite medical malady then? it's all, like, scientific and shit?

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RE: wanking

Communism is dead, you need to get over the fallout of this whole "weak-man/strong-man" propaganda.

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RE: wanking

putin knows judo.

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RE: wanking

i did 8 once..but had to stop coz my visitors kinda looked at me like i was weird...cant think why

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RE: wanking

wanking shoves chemical dopamine into body...temporarily abates depression...better see a doctor if ur doing it excessively.

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RE: wanking

164 times.

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RE: wanking

zero. all fakes.

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CC homepage

anyone know who the gorgeous blonde woman on the new years CC homepage is?
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RE: CC homepage

a photo retouched barbie-doll...click and u can find them all...albiet...slightly more animated...on the inside :)

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RE: CC homepage

not a clue. i'm just very, very happy that those creepy santas are finally gone.... yikes.

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RE: CC homepage

appears to be an illustration of xxalexaxx who won the naughty contest

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RE: CC homepage

ahhh, a marketers dream.... see a shiny object and buy it.

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RE: CC homepage

She is gorgeous? Didnt notice:)

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CrazyLowers - Not good enough to spend $3

guys beware this couple is not worth to spend $3 for open session. cam quality is poor and also girl is average too. so beware b4 going into session with her. lol good luck who still wanna go. lol
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RE: CrazyLowers - Not good enough to spend $3

i'm going......but only cuz some sad tosser doesn't want me to.

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RE: disgraceful

good post,host

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RE: CrazyLowers - Not good enough to spend $3

Gerry you only had to mention the $3 and that would have been enough for a cheapskate like me.

As for the rest of your post I think I would rather accept the judgement of my dog before I would listen to someone who posts in the manner that you do.

He wagged his tail and barked 3 times when I showed him her pic which means that he thinks she is way above average.

Only two hosts have ever scored higher and only one ever got the lick of his balls seal of approval.

Before anyone posts the obvious that my dog only likes her because she is a dog too I assure he has impeccable taste.

He hated my last gf. What more proof do you need :D

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

actually bb its "champagne" nice try tho ;)

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

you should ask him to give you some brain first off all, then a lil more english, and finally, something better to do than to post your childish messages here:D im sure he will listin your wishes!

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

shes no more childish than half the people who post here. and atleast her post was a bit funny and not abusing anyone else. anna, i hope you get all these things next year.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

agreed

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

You actually have a bit of a cheek criticising her English.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

mmm....first off...listen your....! interesting criticism there. atleast learn english before you criticize other peoples. iv probabley spelt this wrong btw

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

lol How can Santa be so mean to you :(

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

how come so many here are so mean?:(

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

As she didn't leave her actual host name I fail to see how you can call it a promo.

But as you did leave yours I will agree with you, that in your case at least, "not a good promo indeed".

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

so you judge everyone by their posts.maybe that should be all of character barometer.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

Dear Anna'
you ungrateful bi-atich. After all the years of me flying around the world in one night you now want to call me out?!? I'm glad I only gave you one sock when you were 7, that is all you deserve you money grubbing bi-otch,

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

dear Santa if you concentrated more on your job than cumming down chimneys once a year perhaps your customers would have less grounds for complaint.the other 354 days of the year..stay away from the reinderr,you old devo.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

tsk tsk....dont u mean 364 days???

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

no it takes 10 days to clean the venison off his wrinkly old....

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

Ok I arrive back from all my regular duties. I'm a bit tried of course...but how can I help? ;)

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

This girl was just kidding!!!
and by the way many english speaking guys says abt poor english of hosts !
U probably speaks much better russian??:P
U speak only ur native language and trying to judge us hosts!

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

no one is judging your english. im not worried if a hosts english isnt perfect. i wouldnt expect it to be. it was only one stupid person who bought it up. other coments after were against the person who made the comment in the first place....if that make sence. im english and many of the hosts spell certain things better than me. so i take your piont cherrylips, but its only a small minority (i would say) who have a problem with the hosts english

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

agree with ya cherry...my english sux and im english...anna maybe santa only likes bad girls ;)

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

I hear ya.
And I hate it when, after some dude has committed suicide by hanging, people say that he "hung" himself.
That one always really pisses me off.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

have i been saying this wrong then. im hung like a horse. should it be, im hanged like a horse

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

yes.....definately.

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RE: Dear Santa or granfather Moroz !

If this were a Russian site, that probably would be appropriate.

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Authenticate

Every time I try to enter a room I get the message "connected to server..authenticating" which stays on screen and room does not load.
Anyone know if this is me or is there a problem with CC
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happy Thursday

We've had Christmas and boxing day. But I would like to wish every a very merry Thursday. Wish you all peace love and happiness on this day that they call Thursday. May you all have the best Thursday.
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RE: happy Thursday

Wonderful sentiment... Waking to the news of what's happened in Pakistan, it makes me wish everyone in this world could pause to truly value the sanctity of Thursday and question whether their actions might best be focused on spreading Thursday peace, love, and happiness rather than the stupid evil shit.

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Flexible girl

Are there any flexible girls out there? I tried Phiby21 but she randomly loses her connection all the time and responds verrryyyyy slowwwwwllllyyy. She gave me about 30% of her attention, even in one-to-one.

Any other hosts out there that can give you a good time in a flexible kind of way? Recommendations please.
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RE: Thx to everyone who...

Thank you and hope to see you soon, if not have a happy new year!

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day after

It's the day after Christmas, and although i haven't gotten an official word yet, I understand Santa made some pretty big promises this year. A lot of people don't know this, but just because Santa didn't leave you a present, doesn't mean you not getting one. You see sometimes Santa has to wait when it comes to fulfilling certain request. Now, I have to admit this year, I probably have recieved more than I should have, but someone told me that i wasn't that bad this year. You see I am able to get up, walk, run, talked, hear, smell, eat, laugh, drink, and heck even throw rocks across the water when not catching fish to count the skips across the water. So i guess thats why Santa was so generous with his gift giving this year. Now some of my request I didn't get, but there is always next year. So people take care, smile a lot and love your neighbors, and as the old saying goes, make love not war, go in peace.
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RE: day after

chase: before you leave, read your ccMail, have a present for you

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RE: day after

Thought I spotted Santa at my local bar Christmas Day, but something was a little bit off. Turned out that this person was there with his boyfriend, and when I inquired with the bartender, she confirmed that it was not Santa. Well, at little disappointing, but easier to deal with than the possibility that Santa might have a boyfriend. ;) Anyway, Chase, I wish you a Happy Holiday, too....and lots of great fishing in 2008!!!

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RE: day after

only you azterix, be thinking santa had a boyfriend--keep dreaming dude and hey teepie how come i didnt get a present dear

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RE: day after

You really have to ask that??? :P Hehehe

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RE: day after

Same name as me??

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RE: day after

...and me

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RE: day after

You were surprised that an old peeping tom (he sees you when your sleeping etc.) that frolics around the north pole with a bunch of elfs has a boyfriend? What part was surprising that he only had one boyfriend?

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RE: day after

well i have to tell you guys back off--santa is all mine--you fine your own bf.

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RE: day after

That must have been a freudian slip, Mrs. Claus. You must know that all the guys here have been thoroughly "fined" already!

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so in your world Santa is hanging out in a gay bar?
sheez, why not piss on the nativety scene while you are at it?

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Ah now that drunken piss I had is starting to make sense.

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pssst george,Santa ain't real.maybe you would know that if you spent more time listening to your teachers & parents & less time hanging around public conveniences.

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i told you never go out not wearing your hat,, damn blondes

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RE: MY SWEET LOVE

is it me?

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I'm in Yahoo waiting to chat with you because you won't tell me your ccID

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He's right here between my legs babydoll.

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I'm here waiting for you as always.

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How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this (it's a pisser). It is from an orthopedic surgeon...



This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!



1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.



2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will c hange direction.



I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!



You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.


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Never choke in a restaurant in the south!

Never choke in a restaurant in the south!



Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table, begins to
cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a lick with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm; and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody
do it!"
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A beautiful woman at the airport

A guy sitting at the airport bar noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself:

'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Lufthansa advertising slogan ‘There is no better way to fly’

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

'Damn, she doesn't work for Lufthansa.'

A moment later, another advertising slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,

'Something special in the air?'

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways advertising slogan:

'Smooth as Silk.'

This time the woman turned on him saying 'What the F*** do you want?'

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh...

American Airlines.

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<sigh> Now you have me homesick for NY.

I prefer Robin William's New York Echo ...

"Helloooooo"
<pause>
"Shut the F*** up!"

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Size Does matter

http://www.ga.gov.au/education/facts/dimensions/compare.htm
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christmas is up for another year

as christmas day comes to a close,, and the year is nearly up, we need to take this time to look back on the year,, the memories of people, sharing, laughing, and crying together with. I want to wish a few things here that have been on my mind over the last month,, to amazing anne i hope where ever you are now--you are getting better and wish you a good life,, to sean, leaving to overseas take care man and be careful and look after my bro. there and to Jesse we all missed you here back home to gala (kate) glad to hear your life is going well, and to tom and anka and her kids, wish you all the best and happiness...as i said a new year is coming up and hope everyone get out more and meet some new friends, even here at cc. Now go in peace and love your neighbors and give someone a smile and tell that special person in your life (if you have one now) that you love them
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damn u didnt mention anything bout me BOOHOOHOO SOB SOB WIMPER

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i missed anne

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opps i forgot to add shy--what can i say good about him,,,hang on a minute let me think.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................damn , cant think of anything at the moment,,, well pooper,,, shy is cool

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jeez chaser now he'll get an inflated head

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no not inflated head--i just missed my friends all but shy, i see him everyday in cc

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i missed christmas--thought it was Jan. 7

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omg they changed christmas's date again

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you are a good person and your wishes been sent to your friend. she also send you lots of kisses and her love.

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i fell asleep in line 42,, but a cool joke

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Why they call it Boxing day!

Christmas is over and the chances are, you're one of millions of Australians stuck with an unwanted present. Don't throw away that box.

A Galaxy survey commissioned by online auction website eBay has found two-thirds of Australians have received at least one unwanted gift.

The survey estimates $985 million was spent on unwanted Christmas gifts, up $35 million on last year.

The most common unwanted gifts were scented candles, novelty neck ties and foot spas, while one in 10 admitted to having received socks and jocks.




When it comes to who is buying the useless gifts, mother-in-laws and work colleagues topped the list.

Western Australia achieved the honour of the lowest rate of unwanted gift-giving (49 per cent), while NSW was the worst (73 per cent).

Young people were the worst afflicted, with three-quarters of people aged 18-34 years receiving an unwanted gift, compared to half of those in the 45-64 year-old age bracket.

The survey revealed that nearly half of all unwanted gifts hide at the back of the cupboard gathering dust, while a significant number are returned for exchange.

EBay spokeswoman Inessa Jackson says a growing number are turning their misfortune into fortune by selling their unwanted gifts online.

"Why would you put yourself through the pain of the Boxing Day sales mayhem to return unwanted gifts, when you can sell them online from the comfort of home and avoid all the crazy crowds and parking hassles?" she said.

Ebay said Boxing Day was one of the most active days on the website, with a significant spike in the number of books, CDs and DVDs posted for sale.

According to eBay's statistics, a DVD is sold every 21 seconds, a book is bought every 20 seconds, and an item of clothing every five seconds
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wow a book bought every 20 seconds,, i might get rich now with my book-cool--thanks gete for the information

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Merry Christmas

To all the Members and Hosts, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
(Even Imshy!!! lol)

I hope 2008 is a great year for you all.

All the Best,
Darren
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happy crimbo mate.....if ur lucky i might actually answer my phone next time...sorry bout missin ur calls

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Merry Christmas guys.

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FUCK u too Ori:))))))))))) Merry xmas kisssssssssss))))))

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The King used to go around making people fuck? Would he want to watch or something?

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It was no more lame than your version my friend.

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beautiful words were never spoken by a mistress with so much make-up as you.

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origami--you love me (?)--cool

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no it doesnt bother me--i feel honor

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oh--sorry--your makeup is fine, can i borrowed some--

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sure, just get a shovel

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he was trying to be funny. didnt make me laugh though

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Thanks for sharing. Now we are all just a little bit dumber.

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I thought after reading all your posts on this site we could not get any dumber.

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Thankyou again Ori, I really enjoyed this! :D
Best wishes to you always!

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Merry Christmas HoHoHo!!!

Have fun and filled up festive fluffy flip flops pffff LOL.
Kiss,
Milena
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Now that's fuel efficiency!

A local news program just had an interview with a mathematician who "crunched" the numbers on Santa's trip. They calculated he'd visit just under 1,200 homes a second in his sleigh which carried a load approximately 4 times the weight of the QE2. All this is powered by "eight tiny reindeer." Look out OPEC, once this technology is released to the public you're going down! Now's the time to invest in weat, oats and alfalfa! Is reindeer "methane" a green house gas?

Merry Christmas to all and Best Wishes for the New Year.

PS the math guy goofed -- he forgot to account for a good part of the world celebrating Christmas on January 7th.
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