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Authenticate
Every time I try to enter a room I get the message "connected to server..authenticating" which stays on screen and room does not load.
Anyone know if this is me or is there a problem with CC
Anyone know if this is me or is there a problem with CC
happy Thursday
We've had Christmas and boxing day. But I would like to wish every a very merry Thursday. Wish you all peace love and happiness on this day that they call Thursday. May you all have the best Thursday.
RE: happy Thursday
Wonderful sentiment... Waking to the news of what's happened in Pakistan, it makes me wish everyone in this world could pause to truly value the sanctity of Thursday and question whether their actions might best be focused on spreading Thursday peace, love, and happiness rather than the stupid evil shit.
Flexible girl
Are there any flexible girls out there? I tried Phiby21 but she randomly loses her connection all the time and responds verrryyyyy slowwwwwllllyyy. She gave me about 30% of her attention, even in one-to-one.
Any other hosts out there that can give you a good time in a flexible kind of way? Recommendations please.
Any other hosts out there that can give you a good time in a flexible kind of way? Recommendations please.
day after
It's the day after Christmas, and although i haven't gotten an official word yet, I understand Santa made some pretty big promises this year. A lot of people don't know this, but just because Santa didn't leave you a present, doesn't mean you not getting one. You see sometimes Santa has to wait when it comes to fulfilling certain request. Now, I have to admit this year, I probably have recieved more than I should have, but someone told me that i wasn't that bad this year. You see I am able to get up, walk, run, talked, hear, smell, eat, laugh, drink, and heck even throw rocks across the water when not catching fish to count the skips across the water. So i guess thats why Santa was so generous with his gift giving this year. Now some of my request I didn't get, but there is always next year. So people take care, smile a lot and love your neighbors, and as the old saying goes, make love not war, go in peace.
RE: day after
Thought I spotted Santa at my local bar Christmas Day, but something was a little bit off. Turned out that this person was there with his boyfriend, and when I inquired with the bartender, she confirmed that it was not Santa. Well, at little disappointing, but easier to deal with than the possibility that Santa might have a boyfriend. ;) Anyway, Chase, I wish you a Happy Holiday, too....and lots of great fishing in 2008!!!
RE: day after
only you azterix, be thinking santa had a boyfriend--keep dreaming dude and hey teepie how come i didnt get a present dear
RE: day after
You were surprised that an old peeping tom (he sees you when your sleeping etc.) that frolics around the north pole with a bunch of elfs has a boyfriend? What part was surprising that he only had one boyfriend?
RE: day after
That must have been a freudian slip, Mrs. Claus. You must know that all the guys here have been thoroughly "fined" already!
RE: day after
so in your world Santa is hanging out in a gay bar?
sheez, why not piss on the nativety scene while you are at it?
sheez, why not piss on the nativety scene while you are at it?
RE: day after
pssst george,Santa ain't real.maybe you would know that if you spent more time listening to your teachers & parents & less time hanging around public conveniences.
How smart is Your Right Foot?
Just try this (it's a pisser). It is from an orthopedic surgeon...
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will c hange direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will c hange direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Never choke in a restaurant in the south!
Never choke in a restaurant in the south!
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table, begins to
cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a lick with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm; and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody
do it!"
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table, begins to
cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a lick with his tongue The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm; and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody
do it!"
A beautiful woman at the airport
A guy sitting at the airport bar noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself:
'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Lufthansa advertising slogan ‘There is no better way to fly’
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
'Damn, she doesn't work for Lufthansa.'
A moment later, another advertising slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,
'Something special in the air?'
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways advertising slogan:
'Smooth as Silk.'
This time the woman turned on him saying 'What the F*** do you want?'
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh...
American Airlines.
He thought to himself:
'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Lufthansa advertising slogan ‘There is no better way to fly’
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
'Damn, she doesn't work for Lufthansa.'
A moment later, another advertising slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,
'Something special in the air?'
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways advertising slogan:
'Smooth as Silk.'
This time the woman turned on him saying 'What the F*** do you want?'
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh...
American Airlines.
christmas is up for another year
as christmas day comes to a close,, and the year is nearly up, we need to take this time to look back on the year,, the memories of people, sharing, laughing, and crying together with. I want to wish a few things here that have been on my mind over the last month,, to amazing anne i hope where ever you are now--you are getting better and wish you a good life,, to sean, leaving to overseas take care man and be careful and look after my bro. there and to Jesse we all missed you here back home to gala (kate) glad to hear your life is going well, and to tom and anka and her kids, wish you all the best and happiness...as i said a new year is coming up and hope everyone get out more and meet some new friends, even here at cc. Now go in peace and love your neighbors and give someone a smile and tell that special person in your life (if you have one now) that you love them
RE: christmas is up for another year
damn u didnt mention anything bout me BOOHOOHOO SOB SOB WIMPER
RE: christmas is up for another year
opps i forgot to add shy--what can i say good about him,,,hang on a minute let me think.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................damn , cant think of anything at the moment,,, well pooper,,, shy is cool
RE: christmas is up for another year
no not inflated head--i just missed my friends all but shy, i see him everyday in cc
RE: christmas is up for another year
you are a good person and your wishes been sent to your friend. she also send you lots of kisses and her love.
Why they call it Boxing day!
Christmas is over and the chances are, you're one of millions of Australians stuck with an unwanted present. Don't throw away that box.
A Galaxy survey commissioned by online auction website eBay has found two-thirds of Australians have received at least one unwanted gift.
The survey estimates $985 million was spent on unwanted Christmas gifts, up $35 million on last year.
The most common unwanted gifts were scented candles, novelty neck ties and foot spas, while one in 10 admitted to having received socks and jocks.
When it comes to who is buying the useless gifts, mother-in-laws and work colleagues topped the list.
Western Australia achieved the honour of the lowest rate of unwanted gift-giving (49 per cent), while NSW was the worst (73 per cent).
Young people were the worst afflicted, with three-quarters of people aged 18-34 years receiving an unwanted gift, compared to half of those in the 45-64 year-old age bracket.
The survey revealed that nearly half of all unwanted gifts hide at the back of the cupboard gathering dust, while a significant number are returned for exchange.
EBay spokeswoman Inessa Jackson says a growing number are turning their misfortune into fortune by selling their unwanted gifts online.
"Why would you put yourself through the pain of the Boxing Day sales mayhem to return unwanted gifts, when you can sell them online from the comfort of home and avoid all the crazy crowds and parking hassles?" she said.
Ebay said Boxing Day was one of the most active days on the website, with a significant spike in the number of books, CDs and DVDs posted for sale.
According to eBay's statistics, a DVD is sold every 21 seconds, a book is bought every 20 seconds, and an item of clothing every five seconds
A Galaxy survey commissioned by online auction website eBay has found two-thirds of Australians have received at least one unwanted gift.
The survey estimates $985 million was spent on unwanted Christmas gifts, up $35 million on last year.
The most common unwanted gifts were scented candles, novelty neck ties and foot spas, while one in 10 admitted to having received socks and jocks.
When it comes to who is buying the useless gifts, mother-in-laws and work colleagues topped the list.
Western Australia achieved the honour of the lowest rate of unwanted gift-giving (49 per cent), while NSW was the worst (73 per cent).
Young people were the worst afflicted, with three-quarters of people aged 18-34 years receiving an unwanted gift, compared to half of those in the 45-64 year-old age bracket.
The survey revealed that nearly half of all unwanted gifts hide at the back of the cupboard gathering dust, while a significant number are returned for exchange.
EBay spokeswoman Inessa Jackson says a growing number are turning their misfortune into fortune by selling their unwanted gifts online.
"Why would you put yourself through the pain of the Boxing Day sales mayhem to return unwanted gifts, when you can sell them online from the comfort of home and avoid all the crazy crowds and parking hassles?" she said.
Ebay said Boxing Day was one of the most active days on the website, with a significant spike in the number of books, CDs and DVDs posted for sale.
According to eBay's statistics, a DVD is sold every 21 seconds, a book is bought every 20 seconds, and an item of clothing every five seconds
Merry Christmas
To all the Members and Hosts, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
(Even Imshy!!! lol)
I hope 2008 is a great year for you all.
All the Best,
Darren
(Even Imshy!!! lol)
I hope 2008 is a great year for you all.
All the Best,
Darren
RE: F......U ALL..........LOL
FUCK u too Ori:))))))))))) Merry xmas kisssssssssss))))))
RE: F......U ALL..........LOL
The King used to go around making people fuck? Would he want to watch or something?
RE: F......U ALL..........LOL
beautiful words were never spoken by a mistress with so much make-up as you.
RE: F......U ALL..........LOL
I thought after reading all your posts on this site we could not get any dumber.
RE: F......U ALL..........LOL
Thankyou again Ori, I really enjoyed this! :D
Best wishes to you always!
Best wishes to you always!
Merry Christmas HoHoHo!!!
Have fun and filled up festive fluffy flip flops pffff LOL.
Kiss,
Milena
Kiss,
Milena
Now that's fuel efficiency!
A local news program just had an interview with a mathematician who "crunched" the numbers on Santa's trip. They calculated he'd visit just under 1,200 homes a second in his sleigh which carried a load approximately 4 times the weight of the QE2. All this is powered by "eight tiny reindeer." Look out OPEC, once this technology is released to the public you're going down! Now's the time to invest in weat, oats and alfalfa! Is reindeer "methane" a green house gas?
Merry Christmas to all and Best Wishes for the New Year.
PS the math guy goofed -- he forgot to account for a good part of the world celebrating Christmas on January 7th.
Merry Christmas to all and Best Wishes for the New Year.
PS the math guy goofed -- he forgot to account for a good part of the world celebrating Christmas on January 7th.
how can you
the fact that a loved on has given up on life, decided to allow a illness to consume them when there is still hope, how do you sit there, support this decision when you know it is wrong??
if you try to insist to much for them to fight, they will only oppose it that much more.
so how can you accept this meanwhile your heart is being torn to shreds?
if you try to insist to much for them to fight, they will only oppose it that much more.
so how can you accept this meanwhile your heart is being torn to shreds?
RE: how can you
Maybe it helps to realize that this is his or her choice; it is not for you to decide, nor is it your responsibility. And, please try not to feel guilty....some things in life we cannot control...some times we have no other option than to accept what is. Easy to say, hard to do. My heart goes out to you...
RE: how can you
you realy belive she/he gave up? I dont! Give love as much as you can, but not with words - just feel it - the only cure in this life, in my opinion, is love you sand to people - love is divine power; love her/him and in time all will become more clear for you and your heart; it seems to me that you are to pessimistic even though you say you know there is a hope - if there is, love is only thing that you can do to help her/him and yourself
kiss and loveeeeeeeeeeeee
kiss and loveeeeeeeeeeeee
RE: how can you
Well there isn't anything you can do besides being thankful for every moment that you can spend with that person before their time comes. Being put in a position where you must decide your own fate must be very difficult and I am sure it is impossible for someone who is not in that position to truly understand the many thoughts which must run through their minds. Not only do they have to consider success rates of various treatments for their condition, they also have to consider experimental treatments presented to them and consider their finances and what their family's future will be if they have to spend large sums of money on treatments. Personally if i was in such a situation, I would probably refuse treatments rather than put my family in deep financial hardship and make them sacrifice their dreams and chances of having better lives because of me. I would instead try to enjoy the time i had left with them as much as I could. To make good memories with them that they could cherish and share with other friends and family members after I was gone. There is one other thing you should remember though... for all the wisdom of man there is still a great deal that modern medicine does not know about the human body, it's ability to heal itself, and the treatment of disease. Some people, that doctors have told have very little time left to live, have gone on to live for years after without any treatments. Life is full of miracles and uncertainty... even "healthy" people don't know how much time they have left in this world... that's what makes life so precious. Live your life the best you can while your here... as for your sick friend... just tell them you love them and that you will remember them and all the wonderful memories you shared with them when they are gone. Cuz in the end, all we really want in this world is to be remembered after we are gone and to feel like our time on this earth meant something to someone else.
RE: how can you
If it is an illness someone told you about on here ( chat world) , I would'nt believe it. Unless you have seen proofor talked to the doctors first hand, please consider the possibility that this person is making it up for god knows what reason.
Something very similar happened with me. A person said they hand breast cancer, but was refusing any type of help. they didnt want to mention it to family or friends. I kinda got caught up in it ..... guess I was thinking how could anyone lie about being that seriously ill. She would cry on the phone, say how she was too young to die, but not willing to do anything about it. I spent a fortune trying to get her to seek help. After months of running up massive phone bills i kinda figured out that she was just a very sick person who played games with people "because she could" . That was her own quote when asked why she played those type of games; "Because I could". She played a lot of sick games like that. I knew her for 4 years on here. I guess i am grateful that she did finally tell me some of the truth.
I still havent recovered from the loss of money or the stupidity of falling for such a lame story. So I guess what I am saying is, unless your there in person, dont really put too much faith and trust in an individual. It was my first time being introduced to that type of person in my life, but they are out there and they are very sick and arrogant or whatever else you want to call them.
Good luck, in a way i do hope the person is playing sick, because if they arent, then well ......................... im sorry.
Something very similar happened with me. A person said they hand breast cancer, but was refusing any type of help. they didnt want to mention it to family or friends. I kinda got caught up in it ..... guess I was thinking how could anyone lie about being that seriously ill. She would cry on the phone, say how she was too young to die, but not willing to do anything about it. I spent a fortune trying to get her to seek help. After months of running up massive phone bills i kinda figured out that she was just a very sick person who played games with people "because she could" . That was her own quote when asked why she played those type of games; "Because I could". She played a lot of sick games like that. I knew her for 4 years on here. I guess i am grateful that she did finally tell me some of the truth.
I still havent recovered from the loss of money or the stupidity of falling for such a lame story. So I guess what I am saying is, unless your there in person, dont really put too much faith and trust in an individual. It was my first time being introduced to that type of person in my life, but they are out there and they are very sick and arrogant or whatever else you want to call them.
Good luck, in a way i do hope the person is playing sick, because if they arent, then well ......................... im sorry.
Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
Merry Xmas to all lonely men out there longing for some fun. Kinda new around here and definitely up 4 some sexgames
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
im lonely too...unfortunately we already established u dont want sex games with me :((
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
On the contrary, my friend, I told you that a bottle of champagne would do just great. Either way, now I am off. Merry Xmas, hope to catch you some other time. Kisses. Claudia.
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
ok anyone got a bottle of champers i can have...think im on to a winner here..happy crimbo claudia..kiss
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
If that is truly all you want...just set that video charge to Free Session and you will have all the members and sex games you can tolerate.
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
You have "unk" next to "Money" on your web site. That singer is "known" to me.
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
very good post,im sure all the lonely ones feel much better now.stupid!!
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
Don't be mad at those who celebrate at this time of year.
I am very happy for those who celebrate with their families
and it gives me great hope for the world!
For the last 4 years I have been excluded from
my family because I stood my ground and did what
was right. I hold my head high and am proud of what I do
and how I treat others.
Every Christmas evening I visit friends. The point is that
every one of us can decide to be happy and thankfull.
Visit those who are lonely in hospitals, seniors homes and
volunteer with groups that help those who are needy.
We must stop feeling sorry for ourselves, it does not do
any good for us or anyone else!
I am very happy for those who celebrate with their families
and it gives me great hope for the world!
For the last 4 years I have been excluded from
my family because I stood my ground and did what
was right. I hold my head high and am proud of what I do
and how I treat others.
Every Christmas evening I visit friends. The point is that
every one of us can decide to be happy and thankfull.
Visit those who are lonely in hospitals, seniors homes and
volunteer with groups that help those who are needy.
We must stop feeling sorry for ourselves, it does not do
any good for us or anyone else!
RE: Anyone as lonely as I am in this Xmas day?
Wanda, thankyou for making this post.
You brought a smile to my face and my heart! :)
This is what this time of the year is all about.
Peace and hope for the next New Year!
I wish you all the best in 2008 and beyond! :)
You brought a smile to my face and my heart! :)
This is what this time of the year is all about.
Peace and hope for the next New Year!
I wish you all the best in 2008 and beyond! :)
santa's helpers
congrats to DarlingAngel (Nice Santa Helper) and xxALEXAxx (Naughty Santa Helper) on winning the comp...hugs
its chrisssssstmassssss!!!!!!
to all cc staff hosts and members....hope u have a wonderful day with ur loved ones or even if ur on ur own
merry christmas...craciun fericit....gelukkige Kerstmis.... joyeux noël....navidad feliz...schastlivoye rozhdestvo (i know its not xmas in russia/ukraine yet but gotta say it anyway)
santa didnt come to me :(( but hope u all got what u wanted :)
merry christmas...craciun fericit....gelukkige Kerstmis.... joyeux noël....navidad feliz...schastlivoye rozhdestvo (i know its not xmas in russia/ukraine yet but gotta say it anyway)
santa didnt come to me :(( but hope u all got what u wanted :)
RE: its chrisssssstmassssss!!!!!!
And a Merry Christmas to you and your spectacular breasts.....ho ho ho.
RE: its chrisssssstmassssss!!!!!!
merry xmas to one and all, enjoy the day and drink drink and be merry!
hugs n kisses to the girls :oP
handshakes for the boys
don't have too much fun without me
hugs n kisses to the girls :oP
handshakes for the boys
don't have too much fun without me
How about a High!
how about i post a HIGH that i have had here in 2007. all of the wonderful hosts that i have met and the great conversations i've had with them. all of the good friends that i've met here in commchat and the fun times that we've had. not to mention some GREAT shows that are always a good HIGH!
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
I think this story is about 10 years old. It should be retitled "20 years ago"
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
If you research it there was an "internet" back in the '50s used mainly by the USA Army and the slowly the civilian side started to use it. I would like to thank the Russians for being in the "Cold War" with the USA which prompted the development of this wonderful device of the Internet and the best quality of porn the wold has ever knew. now I'll step off my soapbox .LOL
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
So, you're saying that Al Gore didn't invent it!?? Jeeez....this has been a rough Xmas. First I found out that Santa Clause is a hoax...now this...the world is coming to an end...;)
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
It was actually a UK guy who invented the protocols etc that make the internet the world wide phenomena it is today.
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
"As the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time. Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: 'During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet.' We don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he 'invented' the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet. The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening. We feel it is timely to offer our perspective."
Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn, 29 September 2000
Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn, 29 September 2000
RE: JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
before the computer age we had to wank off holding a magazine in one hand