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Anonymous
You are biggest Corword on CC all you do is try and cause trouble on here if you do not like this site go to another and levae that people alone that try and make living and stop trashing very one on here i know you will reply to this but think I will have more agree with me about you then they agree with you about me so at the end of that we can add up and see who the better person is.
RE: Anonymous
No, skippy, you're the biggest corword on this site.
What the fuck are you talking about anyway?
Show me one anonymous post that your guady bean of head deems nottin' but an intent to cause trouble, and I'll show you another that seems perfectly innocent - happy and gooey and sappy sweet, even.
Christ, why do all the twits have to hop on such dipshit crusades? And why, oh why do they have to twist and prune and force an the reality of an issue to do it?
What the fuck are you talking about anyway?
Show me one anonymous post that your guady bean of head deems nottin' but an intent to cause trouble, and I'll show you another that seems perfectly innocent - happy and gooey and sappy sweet, even.
Christ, why do all the twits have to hop on such dipshit crusades? And why, oh why do they have to twist and prune and force an the reality of an issue to do it?
RE: Anonymous
Well, I would guess those happy, gooey ones are not the ones he means. Don't cha think?
RE: Anonymous
Obviously.
But without replying to any one specific anonymous post, but rather starting a new thread entirely, what else is one to think but that he means to classify each and every anonymous poster as a coward and trouble-causer?
It's the fact that he and a few others here seem unable to see past the bad for anything interesting or amusing or good-natured that anyone who posts anonymously might contribute that I don't understand.
That aside though, really, just how fragile do you have to be to take anything said here seriously enough to take offense enough to rile yourself up that much?
And how retarded do you have to be to think that calling someone out who has bruised your precious little ego will result in anything but more of the same?
But without replying to any one specific anonymous post, but rather starting a new thread entirely, what else is one to think but that he means to classify each and every anonymous poster as a coward and trouble-causer?
It's the fact that he and a few others here seem unable to see past the bad for anything interesting or amusing or good-natured that anyone who posts anonymously might contribute that I don't understand.
That aside though, really, just how fragile do you have to be to take anything said here seriously enough to take offense enough to rile yourself up that much?
And how retarded do you have to be to think that calling someone out who has bruised your precious little ego will result in anything but more of the same?
RE: Anonymous
kind of like the unstable retarted guy, one minute he's all nice and the next second he snapps into a raving lunatic.
Stay away from this nutcase girls, you are not missing anything.
Stay away from this nutcase girls, you are not missing anything.
RE: Anonymous
why should they leave ?
they spend thier lives pissing people of, i have no doubt that if they had half a brain they would spend thier time creating pc viruses. why because they are complete failures in thier real life. and they get off when we get pissed at them.
i know i must miss many great things in forum now, but i rarely read any anon comments. yes i do realize he has in a way beat me. but it is better to miss something funny then to get pissed of because some loser speaks :D
they spend thier lives pissing people of, i have no doubt that if they had half a brain they would spend thier time creating pc viruses. why because they are complete failures in thier real life. and they get off when we get pissed at them.
i know i must miss many great things in forum now, but i rarely read any anon comments. yes i do realize he has in a way beat me. but it is better to miss something funny then to get pissed of because some loser speaks :D
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
Thank you and all on just proving a piont now sow emof the anonymous are good post here the i was talking alway jumps on and y post on here tring to saty good thing about people if have an above avg IQ makes me a retard Viva the retard and piss on you all that trash people in here CC .
at laest Im man enought to put my id on here when i post
at laest Im man enought to put my id on here when i post
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
Friend come on now. I think I can see a romance blossoming here.
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
this entire post is just one huge fucking laugh-fest! I have never been so entertained in my short life. And I cannot believe how many unintelligent twats there are on here ... holy shit, I would hate to be a chathost on this site and have to try to decipher what people like chuck are saying. This guy gives a whole new meaning to the term illiterate ...
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
Too right A Banana. He says he is not illiterate, just a bad typer.
Oily hands from the sick adult shows he gives his "following" is the real reason behind the bollocks this guy posts.
Oily hands from the sick adult shows he gives his "following" is the real reason behind the bollocks this guy posts.
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
lol Bunnie, damn straight! And there is really no such thing as a "bad typer" ... he clearly does not know how to spell and in my book that equals either illiteracy or just extreme stupidity. As someone else has said, he should check his spelling before hitting the send button.
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
or english isnt his first language, but i suppose that would be too difficult for you too princes amongst men to grasp
RE: Anonymous viva the retard
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=to
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=too
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=two
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=too
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=two
RE: Anonymous
I love this I really dont give a damn what any of you think of me have your fun at least your not trashing some one else
RE: Anonymous
chuck, buddy, i know you're heart is in the right place, but you have to understand that when you start with the name calling and start letting it be known that you think of yourself as something better than someone else, it breeds resentment and ill will. you only embitter those who you judge to be behaving badly into behaving even worse.
i trust that you're a stand up guy and that you honestly believe yourself to be in the right, but no matter how strong the temptation, i think it's best not to be too hard on or to be too harsh in your admonishments of those whom you disapprove.
lead by example, let your even temper and good will be something others can admire and aspire to emulate.
don't bother yourself with the nastiness even a bit and just be the nice, decent, hell of a guy i'm sure you really are. :)
i trust that you're a stand up guy and that you honestly believe yourself to be in the right, but no matter how strong the temptation, i think it's best not to be too hard on or to be too harsh in your admonishments of those whom you disapprove.
lead by example, let your even temper and good will be something others can admire and aspire to emulate.
don't bother yourself with the nastiness even a bit and just be the nice, decent, hell of a guy i'm sure you really are. :)
what romanians think about draughts
I found this article today and i found it really funny.Although it might sound teribly silly i DO believe in the bad effects of draughts.Do u?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2005/08/16/exroman.xml In romania, the greatest threat to life today is not poverty, climate change or al-Qa'eda. It's moving air. Fans, air conditioning and open windows are not - as I had thought - useful mechanisms to generate a nice breeze, or give a little respite as summer temperatures climb to around 40 degrees. They are weapons of mass destruction.
I first noticed this phenomenon last summer. Romania has extreme, continental weather, and I suggested to my Romanian boyfriend - quite reasonably, I thought - that we purchase a fan. He shifted uncomfortably, which, given that we were sweltering through every night in a stuffy room, I found odd. Nonetheless I persisted, and after a few abortive trips to the department store, a fan was acquired.
Yet this was just half the battle, as I then found Vasile showing extreme resistance to turning the fan on, but hesitating to offer an explanation. And I observed similar strange behaviour elsewhere. Both at home and work, panic would break out if ever two windows, or a window and a door, were open simultaneously, and somebody would race to close one, wailing "Cur-rent!"
Colleagues, shirts stuck to their backs with sweat, would stomp to close the window, shutting off the one fresh air supply we had, growling this dirty word.
The humble ceiling fan: Romanians may display extreme resistance to using this weapon of mass destruction
It turned out that "cur-rent", or the draught that circulates when two windows are open, is blamed in Romania for almost every ill one can think of. Toothache, headache, cold, flu, meningitis, paralysis, even death - all are apparently the result of moving air. This was solemnly confirmed to me by Vasile's mum, who has just retired from a 30-year career as a nurse.
I saw how widespread this belief is when Vasile came down with toothache. In my layman's view, there are many possible factors that could contribute to a Romanian's teeth deficiencies: poor dental hygiene (a friend from the UK government's trade department told me that average toothpaste consumption per capita here is half a tube per year); low quality toothpaste under communism; the view of dental care here as a vanity issue rather than a health issue; a diet high in sugar; and smoking. But every single person to whom Vasile complained of his ailment attributed it ardently to his having been in a draught.
Moving air had been blamed, he said, for almost every medical problem he had had, by grandparents, teachers - even his dentist. Consequently, it took a while to convince him that slight breezes were not universally feared outside Romania. He then went back to his mum and asked what, apart from the draught, could have caused the toothache. She fixed him with a serious look and pronounced: "There is nothing apart from the draught."
Air currents are the most reviled, but other cooling devices are also treated with suspicion. It can be quite a problem in Anglo-Romanian relationships. Either you don't sleep because the room is like a sauna or they don't sleep because they're terrified of waking up paralysed.
Each time I mention it to a Westerner in a relationship with a Romanian, or anyone who has spent time in a Romanian home, they nod and sigh, recalling hot nights and even more heated debates with people convinced that any affliction can be put down to a slight breeze.
No-one can explain where this moving air phobia has come from. It seems to have elements of superstition and self-fulfilling prophecy. Most Romanians - especially the older ones - have no chance to travel, and therefore get little exposure to other cultures and viewpoints. Scepticism was crushed by communism, and people tend to hold on to beliefs they have acquired without questioning them.
Recently my boyfriend read his parents an article in a newspaper written by a doctor, headlined "Sitting in a draught does not cause toothache." They muttered, suspiciously. I told them that I, and many of my compatriots, actively seek out a draught when we are hot, and that we are all in rude health. This, I was told, was due to the in-built English resistance to draughts.
Life here for many is austere, and it's a shame to see people suffering when they could at least enjoy a comfortable room temperature. For that reason I try to make a point of exposing myself to the draught and then emerging undamaged, telling everyone how nice it is to get a bit of a breeze going. But long-held superstition is a tough foe to beat, and I don't expect the wind of change to be blowing through these parts any time soon
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2005/08/16/exroman.xml In romania, the greatest threat to life today is not poverty, climate change or al-Qa'eda. It's moving air. Fans, air conditioning and open windows are not - as I had thought - useful mechanisms to generate a nice breeze, or give a little respite as summer temperatures climb to around 40 degrees. They are weapons of mass destruction.
I first noticed this phenomenon last summer. Romania has extreme, continental weather, and I suggested to my Romanian boyfriend - quite reasonably, I thought - that we purchase a fan. He shifted uncomfortably, which, given that we were sweltering through every night in a stuffy room, I found odd. Nonetheless I persisted, and after a few abortive trips to the department store, a fan was acquired.
Yet this was just half the battle, as I then found Vasile showing extreme resistance to turning the fan on, but hesitating to offer an explanation. And I observed similar strange behaviour elsewhere. Both at home and work, panic would break out if ever two windows, or a window and a door, were open simultaneously, and somebody would race to close one, wailing "Cur-rent!"
Colleagues, shirts stuck to their backs with sweat, would stomp to close the window, shutting off the one fresh air supply we had, growling this dirty word.
The humble ceiling fan: Romanians may display extreme resistance to using this weapon of mass destruction
It turned out that "cur-rent", or the draught that circulates when two windows are open, is blamed in Romania for almost every ill one can think of. Toothache, headache, cold, flu, meningitis, paralysis, even death - all are apparently the result of moving air. This was solemnly confirmed to me by Vasile's mum, who has just retired from a 30-year career as a nurse.
I saw how widespread this belief is when Vasile came down with toothache. In my layman's view, there are many possible factors that could contribute to a Romanian's teeth deficiencies: poor dental hygiene (a friend from the UK government's trade department told me that average toothpaste consumption per capita here is half a tube per year); low quality toothpaste under communism; the view of dental care here as a vanity issue rather than a health issue; a diet high in sugar; and smoking. But every single person to whom Vasile complained of his ailment attributed it ardently to his having been in a draught.
Moving air had been blamed, he said, for almost every medical problem he had had, by grandparents, teachers - even his dentist. Consequently, it took a while to convince him that slight breezes were not universally feared outside Romania. He then went back to his mum and asked what, apart from the draught, could have caused the toothache. She fixed him with a serious look and pronounced: "There is nothing apart from the draught."
Air currents are the most reviled, but other cooling devices are also treated with suspicion. It can be quite a problem in Anglo-Romanian relationships. Either you don't sleep because the room is like a sauna or they don't sleep because they're terrified of waking up paralysed.
Each time I mention it to a Westerner in a relationship with a Romanian, or anyone who has spent time in a Romanian home, they nod and sigh, recalling hot nights and even more heated debates with people convinced that any affliction can be put down to a slight breeze.
No-one can explain where this moving air phobia has come from. It seems to have elements of superstition and self-fulfilling prophecy. Most Romanians - especially the older ones - have no chance to travel, and therefore get little exposure to other cultures and viewpoints. Scepticism was crushed by communism, and people tend to hold on to beliefs they have acquired without questioning them.
Recently my boyfriend read his parents an article in a newspaper written by a doctor, headlined "Sitting in a draught does not cause toothache." They muttered, suspiciously. I told them that I, and many of my compatriots, actively seek out a draught when we are hot, and that we are all in rude health. This, I was told, was due to the in-built English resistance to draughts.
Life here for many is austere, and it's a shame to see people suffering when they could at least enjoy a comfortable room temperature. For that reason I try to make a point of exposing myself to the draught and then emerging undamaged, telling everyone how nice it is to get a bit of a breeze going. But long-held superstition is a tough foe to beat, and I don't expect the wind of change to be blowing through these parts any time soon
RE: what romanians think about draughts
I do as well, and it's not only the effects, but it's really unpleasant to have air moving around and making doors slam.
But I do use a fan, as it's hot like hell here. And I don't fear air conditioners.. I just don't want them to blow in my face, that's all
It's not true, btw, that romanians fear fans, at least not all of them. Most of the ones I know, virtually or personally, work in a place where they have fans/ari conditioners, or own one. So the woman that wrote the article, is a bit over reacting.
But I do use a fan, as it's hot like hell here. And I don't fear air conditioners.. I just don't want them to blow in my face, that's all
It's not true, btw, that romanians fear fans, at least not all of them. Most of the ones I know, virtually or personally, work in a place where they have fans/ari conditioners, or own one. So the woman that wrote the article, is a bit over reacting.
RE: what romanians think about draughts
Haha gabi great article. We indeed have a draught fobia. My father is obsessed about draught and everytime he sees an open door he closes and screams at the one who let it open to close it.
He is in the living room right now...i bet if i go now and open the living room door and let it opened he's either gonna close it himself or he's gonna yell "cureeent, inchide usa!!!" ("draught, close the dooooor!"). And yeah indeed everytime he gets a toothache or a cold he blames it on us (the other members of the family) that we always leave the doors opened.
He is in the living room right now...i bet if i go now and open the living room door and let it opened he's either gonna close it himself or he's gonna yell "cureeent, inchide usa!!!" ("draught, close the dooooor!"). And yeah indeed everytime he gets a toothache or a cold he blames it on us (the other members of the family) that we always leave the doors opened.
RE: To Monika22
And you thought you would post this in the general forum rather than just tell her to her directly or in cc mail because ????????
RE: To Monika22
Don't belive him Monika, he's lying to you, he is only telling you this becuse you found out. If you didn't find out, he would have never told you. He lied to you one and will yie to you again
lol, thanks for making you post public u know who.
lol, thanks for making you post public u know who.
Viagra Warning
I hear that if you use viagra you might get a erection for longer than 4 hrs that would damage your dick..................any of you viewers been injured?????
RE: Viagra Warning
Never been injured taking viagra, injured the girl when i cum so much after seeing her show that it shot all the way over to Romania and hit her in the eye.... hahahahahahaha
RE: Viagra Warning
if I still had an erection at 4 hours, I'd vist some of the stallers and host that offer better shows in 1-2-1, that would make my dick limp again
RE: Viagra Warning
Ah the mystery and awe that sildanefil (Viagara) brings. What you are talking about is termed "priaprism", of course to technically get that term, the erection must not only last more then 4 hours but also be painful. This is in fact one of the problems associated with these ED drugs and yes the pain can be truly unbearable even reaching levels of not being able to make love. I'm sure many men here are thinking hell no pain in the world could stop me from having sex but it can certainly happen. Anyway, not much can be done to alleviate the problem, some medications exist but they are not used because this is a benign condition usually resolving within hours.
Priapism does not cause damage however some studies concerning viagara and their many other forms have been shown to cause some endothelial lining damage (Cells that line the blood vessels) mainly due to increased pressure within that area however in the rest of the body there is a decrease in blood pressure hence why taking a nitrate is contraindicated because you may have a deliterious drop in blood pressure possibly leading to cardiac arrest. It is also not suggested for those that do not have ED (Erectile Dysfunction) and here is another surpirse taking this drug when you have no ED may not give you any major benefit except for the placebo effect that the male has, female as well thinking it should make a difference for the man. Well that's my blurb, back to work.
The MD
Priapism does not cause damage however some studies concerning viagara and their many other forms have been shown to cause some endothelial lining damage (Cells that line the blood vessels) mainly due to increased pressure within that area however in the rest of the body there is a decrease in blood pressure hence why taking a nitrate is contraindicated because you may have a deliterious drop in blood pressure possibly leading to cardiac arrest. It is also not suggested for those that do not have ED (Erectile Dysfunction) and here is another surpirse taking this drug when you have no ED may not give you any major benefit except for the placebo effect that the male has, female as well thinking it should make a difference for the man. Well that's my blurb, back to work.
The MD
RE: Viagra Warning
to the MD, I used to work in an Emergency Department, and remember a case like this, I gave him an injection of a smooth muscle relaxant (terbutiline). His woody, came down as soon as the needle went in his arm (I'm sure it was not form the med). Another case of better life thru meds...lol
RE: Viagra Warning
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/3/1680_50136.htm?lastselectedguid=%7B5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348%7D
"Complications can and do occur during and after the treatment for priapism. These complications include:
-recurrence of priapism
-bleeding from the holes placed in the penis as a part of the shunting procedure
-infections
-skin necrosis
-infection of the corporal body
-infection of the skin around it
-damage to the urethra and the urine tube, including strictures
holes between the urethra and the skin
-loss of the penis
Loss of the penis is a situation that does happen, and I have personally seen and been involved with it. Infection is so common that all patients with priapism should be placed on antibiotics. In rare cases, people may have a blood clot form in the penis after shunting procedures that can break off and go to the lung causing death from a condition called a pulmonary embolus."
"Complications can and do occur during and after the treatment for priapism. These complications include:
-recurrence of priapism
-bleeding from the holes placed in the penis as a part of the shunting procedure
-infections
-skin necrosis
-infection of the corporal body
-infection of the skin around it
-damage to the urethra and the urine tube, including strictures
holes between the urethra and the skin
-loss of the penis
Loss of the penis is a situation that does happen, and I have personally seen and been involved with it. Infection is so common that all patients with priapism should be placed on antibiotics. In rare cases, people may have a blood clot form in the penis after shunting procedures that can break off and go to the lung causing death from a condition called a pulmonary embolus."
RE: Viagra Warning
I read in the New York Times that the FDA was pondering banning Viagra and other ED drugs because they are believed to cause coronary problems in men using them.
RE: Viagra Warning
cause cornary ? Aren't most users of viagra old men? and aren't those old men prone to heart attacks already? just another case of ambulance chasing lawyers trying to make a few million
RE: Viagra Warning
I have a vague feeling that you going without sex is less of a decision you would have to make, and rather more a decision for any discerning female (scratch that, any female)
RE: Viagra Warning
she's deaf, dumb and blind and still throws up when he touches her ... she plays a mean pinball though ... and she goes off like a rocket when she gets it on with the big Banana ...
RE: What ....
what crosses my mind.?? lemme see now...
Sex.......
farting
bubbles
smelly fart
hot cross buns
jam
figs
prunes
constapation
flatulence
peeing
spying
butts
bras
panties
g-strings
thongs
wet t-shirts
bigguns
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
hum dinger
ohh wapawapa
whoopdedoopdewhoo
shy
fecker
minger
zinger
benders
beer
cider
wtf
gimme some
i hate u
and
the
piss
off
shite
blunder
fart
farts
SEX
blowjob
ass
donkey
sand
in
hard
to
reach
places
:P
DAMN it i knew i couldn`t think of anything :(
Sex.......
farting
bubbles
smelly fart
hot cross buns
jam
figs
prunes
constapation
flatulence
peeing
spying
butts
bras
panties
g-strings
thongs
wet t-shirts
bigguns
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
hum dinger
ohh wapawapa
whoopdedoopdewhoo
shy
fecker
minger
zinger
benders
beer
cider
wtf
gimme some
i hate u
and
the
piss
off
shite
blunder
fart
farts
SEX
blowjob
ass
donkey
sand
in
hard
to
reach
places
:P
DAMN it i knew i couldn`t think of anything :(
RE: What ....
to your mind?! ...damn, paco!
why have u told me to turn off the light? ...missed near :((...didnt know it was your head..i mean nose :((...what a pity!
:p
why have u told me to turn off the light? ...missed near :((...didnt know it was your head..i mean nose :((...what a pity!
:p
Chihuahua:-))
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"
RE: i have changed nick
Because he can do it here anonymously but in real life probably isn't brave enough.
RE: i have changed nick
damn it all....here i was, ready to jump at the chance to finally earn my webelo bravery badge and you've done taken it away.
ya meanie:P
ya meanie:P
When you gotta go
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of! Spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of! Spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
RE: WORLD CUP
I shall be supporting England and I hope they get far in the competition this year.
Remember boys and girls, it's only a game.
Remember boys and girls, it's only a game.
RE: WORLD CUP
I`ll be supporting Alonso Or Kimi.. Or maybe a suprise winner could be Massa.... :P Enjoy whatever sport ur gonna watch this weekend... Happy supporting... :)
RE: WORLD CUP
Vamos vamos....Argentina....vamos vamos a ganar.......
(Lets go...let's go Argentina....let's go on to win!)
(Lets go...let's go Argentina....let's go on to win!)
question for the hosts.
just a question for the hosts here,who are some of your favorite members here and why?
RE: question for the hosts.
My favorite is DrPoopspray. he is charming, and can spray excrement 10 feet out of his ass. Very special man!!! Yum
RE: question for the hosts.
Wow, yes, I sometimes enjoy the company of WTF on my hot site, Billy's wit and his self-depreciating humor always make little Chuck spring to life with laughter
RE: question for the hosts.
I like see "cocksure" sometimes, never on cam see a boy with so tiny a penis be so proud. he is so funny to us....kissess to you mini-dick!!!
RE: question for the hosts.
simple .. favourites spend more time in video what did you expect ????????
RE: question for the hosts.
the screenname of the viewers is irrelevant as i am sure u wont know most of the guys i'd be naming.But to answer your question i can tell u that my fav members r guys i met in real life,obviously bcs they became more than just cc members.Number one is ''director''(babe if u read this make sure u get an afternoon free for me next week so we can spend some time in your garden baking in the sun - i promiss to go topless).I tend to get very attached to viewers who show more afection to me that others (we do respond to love with love, dont we).I prefer guys who dont just ask for cyber sex - i am a generous girl so if they play it nicely they will end up geting more than all the rest anyway...:).A guy who never comes in my vid has no chance of becoming my favourite, first of all because in my chat there is always a bit of a crowd so i am never able to concentrate on one person and get to know him and second is because ..well...i am obviously not his fav since he doesnt want to spend a few dollars on me so why should he be mine?I do believe in cyberchemistry aswell, there r guys i really click with after a few mins of chat and guys that bore me to death no matter how nice they try to be.Also these days most members have cams and i have to admit that seing a sexy guy with a sexy smile sometimes makes me wanna lick the screen so he can became a favourite in an instant :)))
Well...that should cover it all
Well...that should cover it all
To Gabi
I really liked your reply to this post. You have grabbed my attention and I was hoping that maybe we could chat sometime. Could you tell me your screenname so that I can come and find you sometime? Thanks and hope we can chat soon.
answer
my favorite hosts are the ones that respect members privacy by not mentioning names without permission.
RE: Gabi:-).
Garden awaits ...
I will make sure the bar B Q is on as well....
and yes if a guy dances well ...... ohh thats another post hehe...
M
I will make sure the bar B Q is on as well....
and yes if a guy dances well ...... ohh thats another post hehe...
M
RE: Gabi:-).
WTF is the funniest, sweetest and most honest member here. He is not too good in the video department but he is one guy I would really like to meet in real life along with dozens of other girls on CC I am afraid. Billy I love you.
Inflation
i bought one of those inflatable women the other month. pumped it up and it kept deflating. Tried several times getting more frustrated as i went on. in the end i took it back to the sex shop. I told the salesman it had gone down on me several times and he charged me an extra $60...bastard
House in the country
Let me know you are still alive, please? all I ask for. As always I am humble,and ask not for much. Miss you, miss summer of 03.... "best days of my life"
Wow
I am just so sick and tired of people who are coming to the text chat and then they are whining about their life to me. They can not afford videochat of course. But they are so willing to tell me why his ex gfr leaved him and how bad she was. Why should I listen this bullshit for hours.Any normal girl would speak with such a loser in real life?NO! Then he is telling me that he has the best car, the big ass house and the best job ever. But he still doesnt have money for videochat, he doesnt have sense of humor either. Should I listen him? I swear God, I was so nice to him as I can be. After 1 hour,I asked him about videochat. I could not stay him anymore. He was mad as hell at me ! God, what a day. Am I just a magnet for such monsters?
RE: Wow
Not that you met such a monster but that you let the stupid loser stay in your text chat for 1 hour.
Look on the bright side he will be some other hosts problem now.
Look on the bright side he will be some other hosts problem now.
RE: Wow
be honest, be direct...you're here to make money, not for any other reason....that's all you have to say.
RE: Wow
personally i try not to enter text unless i intend to vid a host. unless i am invited.
you should tell him your busy studying. as for the way he acted at the end, it is clear the type of loser he is.
you should tell him your busy studying. as for the way he acted at the end, it is clear the type of loser he is.
RE: Wow
Johnzhon, u are such a asa kisser, 6 months ago u were saying how wife is ok with u being here, and how u like tits so much, all was boobs, i asked u then, what wife dont give u boobs, she is out of country, not east coast, my guess u 3 cant even talk, yet u come here and uphold host, my guess is....as u quote,,,,u dont do video more than 10 mins, if u do, then u lie here in host....quit bull%%%% and be honest, or any host here, say if he has ever done video, i doubt it
RE: Wow
if i recall correctly (which i dont ) i said my averg vid is 10 minutes, i have done longer many times. as for my wife being ok with me being here. well i can only say she is, when she returns in july you can ask her. your talking bit had me confused.
as for hosts stating that i have seen them an for how long, i hope they reply, im not hiding anything. lastly.. what have i lied about?
as for hosts stating that i have seen them an for how long, i hope they reply, im not hiding anything. lastly.. what have i lied about?
RE: Wow
Rina, you're lucky that you can at least swtch them off. I have to listen to whiners all day at work and I'm stuck in the same office as them :-))
Mistress Cory
Try having a private session with this beautiful lady and not fall in love with her. Bet you can't do it, she will captivate your heart as well as break your balls
Football question
I'm watching Germany and Costa Rica play and it's kind of cool and all, but after seeing something happen a few times now, I have to ask: Is it necessary for a player to roll around and pretend that he's hurt when he gets knocked down to try to get a penalty called?
RE: Football question
Germans hunny, they have perfected this football move for centuries!
Hail Klinsmann!!
Hail Klinsmann!!
RE: Football question
No it's not necessary but sportsmanship has been diminished as wages have risen.
I'm sure it's not just the Germans.We'll see what England do when they play tomorrow.
I'm sure it's not just the Germans.We'll see what England do when they play tomorrow.
RE: Football question
michael owen is another overrated player who gets away with this.
check with bookmakers england are not going to win (again)
check with bookmakers england are not going to win (again)
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Isn't there an overkill going on with all the "Happy Birthday" postings?
Little Johnny:-))
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Acid Test for Friendship
When the host tells you to get off her vid and go to chat........................
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
...its happened to me just last sunday & we were just chatting in video anyway....go figure.matt
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
it means some viewer wants strip show and you aint seeing where she puts that 20" dildo
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
& when member start to talk ab love or friendship - it means that he simply want get a freebie. So test for members love is - u tell him to leave video, cos u don't want him to spend money - if he still stay in video & tell compliments - he honest, if he agree & tell "lets videochat in yahoo(=do your work for free coz i told u several nice words) - then its a freebie hunter. such "tests" work in both ways, lol...
RE: Acid Test for Friendship
lol yeah! As long as u would stay in video i'd belive every your word)))
Reverse Psycology
It's called "Reverse Psychology". The girl tells you to get off video and go to chat, so that the guy will think that the girl is not interested in his money.... and instead the guy will think the girl is only interested in "friendship". This keeps the guy coming back for more and more. The guy now will think of video sessions as "helping" the host... So he will offer it as a way to "help" her.
yep, correcto mundo
Thats exactly right. I once thought the same. I would go to her video and she would say: Please babe, dont spend your money on me. Then I would go to text chat, but she was busy. Interesting thing is that she would only say this when someone else was in her video, LOL
RE: Reverse Psycology
The host asks the guy to leave vid; the guy thinks she is trying to make him feel an obligation to help her by staying on vid anyway. He gets off vid to see what she does next. She starts to chat about her wet pussy and the 12 in. dildo she is slamming into it. He goes on vid to see if its true. Its not so true he gets off vid again. He cancels his membership in cc for breach of contract..............
RE: Reverse Psycology
ahhh, da pussy is out of da bag...dis is why all my hot shows are feree. id keeps da lady cuming. then they send the chuck more free toys for my playing and sometimes they send bacon too...yummy bacon
RE: Reverse Psycology
i usualy tell members to log off my vid when i know that the guy doesnt have much money to afford being on vid for long, or after we'd just had cyber sex and i know he's still on vid bcs he's trying to show respect to me although there is nothing more to see really or when i have a beloved old regular in vid who i feel bad charging.It usualy depends on my mood, on how much money i've made that night.....on how the guy treats me in that video session